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  • @QruisS
    @QruisS หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    "Worse. A Lawyer."
    I would have booked it right there. Interrogation is over, I'm out.

    • @kain7759
      @kain7759 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I would say that simply asking the "victim" to repeat how she felt and what she told to the "torturers" would "clear the misunderstanding", but they need a Terran lawyer for that xD

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    1st story - Darn, he didn't get far enough away. 2nd story - Long distance friendships in the universe can indeed pay off.

  • @MarijnvdSterre
    @MarijnvdSterre หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    okay, the first one should have ended with the Terran finally shouting: Nooooo! Please! Don't send me back, I beg of you!

    • @mackenziedrake
      @mackenziedrake หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It can be safely assumed.

    • @Cohen.the.Worrier
      @Cohen.the.Worrier หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'll tell you everything you want to know ! ! ! 😂 😂 😂

    • @NoobvsAeternvm
      @NoobvsAeternvm หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A writer's worst sin is to tell the reader something he already knows 😉

  • @matthewklestinski7030
    @matthewklestinski7030 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "We are here to avenge OUR Humans.."
    Humans listening: "Oh, I like where this is going."

  • @Heidao623
    @Heidao623 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Accidentally pack bonded to a hivemind without ever knowing

    • @KP-dy1yq
      @KP-dy1yq หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Honestly one of the things we do as a species that we do without even thinking. 😅 well happens all the dang time to me; befriended everything from lizards to a cheetah..

  • @WarriorX1
    @WarriorX1 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Greatest weapon in the galaxy.... Lawyers.
    I love how humanity inspires people

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Great stories; Excellent narration! 1st story - There is nothing more evil in the galaxy than a lawyer...well maybe a politician!!! LOL!!! 2nd story - When humanity has to "restore" from the universal backup! (sorry for the bad IT joke...) 🙂

    • @TJCID22
      @TJCID22 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Politician is the evolved form of a lawyer.

    • @Tiewaz
      @Tiewaz หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@TJCID22 Or the devolved form of a lawyer. These days, it could be either/or or both.

    • @nela9994
      @nela9994 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Huh, and using the vastness of space as the storage medium. Using FTL drives to get ahead of the broadcast wave, and record a copy of the broadcast.

    • @bluefalconssuck5881
      @bluefalconssuck5881 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lawyer, Politicion, Reporter, Fed Beureaucrat... The 4 Jackasses of the appocolypse.

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nela9994 Wait, doesn't this just solve a bunch of problems in the Warhammer 40K universe for the Imperium?
      Just put an outpost no more than 38,000 light years from Terra in an area of the galaxy with the least amount of electromagnetic sources (like stars) between Terra and that outpost, and then just record all transmission data from that time onwards. You won't get everything, but it should offer some serious info about the Dark Age of Technology and the times before.

  • @Alex.H.B.1970something
    @Alex.H.B.1970something หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Bravo Sir Encore! The first, I've been through a divorce, never thought about skin treatments and a massage though!

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Now that first story rings so true it must have happened sometime LOL Because I can totally see a man fleeing across the galaxy just to get away from a shrew.
    Second story: you never know who you might inspire.

  • @midgefidget5796
    @midgefidget5796 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    First story: His name is Mudd

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    NO! Not the comfy chair!

  • @murphymmc
    @murphymmc หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The second story had an interesting omission ...they were 200 light years apart, radio waves would take 200 years....one way. The messages received would be 200 years old. A lot can happen in 200 years.

    • @anathardayaldar
      @anathardayaldar หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I thought for sure the 2nd story would end with a massive techno advanced human fleet arriving just after the last transmission, saying they had perfected FTL and defeated the xenos 100 years ago. 10 years ago, they detected your civ. 5 years ago they decided to visit. And here we are.

  • @elaniarkady7351
    @elaniarkady7351 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1st story made me giggle. 😊 still listening to the 2nd. Ok I like the stories that have our media travelling out into the stars and making a positive infuluence.

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I thought for sure the 2nd story would end with a massive techno advanced human fleet arriving just after the last transmission, saying they had perfected FTL and defeated the xenos 100 years ago. 10 years ago, they detected your civ. 5 years ago they decided to visit. And here we are.

  • @smaragdwolf1
    @smaragdwolf1 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When the archivists strike back XD Its really nice of them to record everything and still think we're a nice Species :D

  • @larsharris
    @larsharris หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Sadly I suppose applying for asylum would not work? The 2nd. Trying to help future victims of aggression. But it led to our own survival

  • @KwaterbugBUTCHER
    @KwaterbugBUTCHER หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian หลายเดือนก่อน

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    Story 1: I laughed at the references, then felt sorry for the poor soul when Karen found him
    Story 2: For once, aliens save us, instead

  • @TJCID22
    @TJCID22 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Pffff HA HA HA HA HA, he pronounced Karen as Kah-Ren.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That's one determined (divorce?) lawyer. I can see why he fled so far and was happy for the interrogation.
    Maybe not a like mind, but at least a receptive, appreciative and friendly one. And they travelled 200 light years in just 6 years, a speed of 33.3 times the speed of light. Not bad.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 หลายเดือนก่อน

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

  • @jaytonobrien6325
    @jaytonobrien6325 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That second story is sweet but I'm just imagining that the Togino became the keepers of knowledge and the humans became users of such knowledge.... and the concerning amount of r34 Togino that is making it way into the archives and would eventually create it own library of archives 😂

  • @einyv
    @einyv หลายเดือนก่อน

    Second storyb have my goosebumps at the end

  • @chrisweiss6363
    @chrisweiss6363 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That second story was pretty good 👍🏼

  • @JRRodriguez-nu7po
    @JRRodriguez-nu7po หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Excellent stories, may I have Ms Gutierrez number in case I need a shark...er lawyer?

  • @norsehawk
    @norsehawk หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    For me the first story was kind of a dud, but the 2nd story was awesome.

  • @SLEPhoto
    @SLEPhoto หลายเดือนก่อน

    God I hope they're not cruel enough to turn him over to the lawyer.

  • @MarrockV
    @MarrockV หลายเดือนก่อน

    I do believe that the Vs in the author's name are meant to be Us... Noobus Aeternum.
    "Noob for eternity" if my latin isn't too rusty.

  • @IForgetWorlds
    @IForgetWorlds หลายเดือนก่อน

    Early yay. Lol

  • @robinchwan
    @robinchwan หลายเดือนก่อน

    ai build upon what we already know ( on how the world and what we create out of that world works ) unless it can think for itself and learn something new on itself it will not go beyond us at all. if it does not have that imagination to notice a new thing ( which we don't already know about ) i mean. however it can be pretty advanced where it can be given rules to follow (meaning this and this must happen for this other thing to happen and here's what we know what happens when this shape is applied to it ) so if it can find different more efficient ways with the rules given to it it's pretty good.
    i wonder what would happen if you told it the rule to focus on fractal shapes for the thing that should be made.
    and what about using magnets for the moving parts so they don't need to touch anything at all ? less friction when moving ( meaning suspended moving parts )

  • @Jakes3130
    @Jakes3130 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

  • @christopherhalligan5057
    @christopherhalligan5057 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So I guess I actually miss seeing ..YOU.. doing your narrations and your facial expressions in your body language. What happened where did you go?

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 หลายเดือนก่อน

    For DA SKWERL and his Nest, get the info any way possible

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2nd, 10 October 2024

  • @nela9994
    @nela9994 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A hive mind, on the side of Humanity, for once. Not bad.

  • @bluefalconssuck5881
    @bluefalconssuck5881 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's not "waterboarding" if you use motor oil.

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar หลายเดือนก่อน

    lol

  • @HeilTec
    @HeilTec หลายเดือนก่อน

    👍++