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  • @skinnywhiteboy5590
    @skinnywhiteboy5590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4292

    "you crushed your brother with one hand while giving me puppy eyes" that's alpha levels of dominance of I've ever heard it.

    • @JJTR_Arcy
      @JJTR_Arcy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      if i've ever heard of it*?

    • @changedaccountkbye2846
      @changedaccountkbye2846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jared James Ramos DONT

    • @sophiemoore1566
      @sophiemoore1566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂

    • @P455w0rds
      @P455w0rds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ProwlWolf
      @ProwlWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So true

  • @DNDEXC3000
    @DNDEXC3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5643

    Mark’s childhood: Sitting, silently, smiling, questioning his existence, becoming smart by just existing, and judging people thinking of a way to dominate the world

    • @User-ju9rv
      @User-ju9rv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Actual Content and smashing his brother’s face into the ground

    • @uhnqie
      @uhnqie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This describes my own childhood

    • @hellothere-sf1gl
      @hellothere-sf1gl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ah ,and mark remaned the same even today

    • @sharplily
      @sharplily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@uhnqie same except i did not think of how to conquer the world i thought of how to DESTROY IT (my plan is working really well btw i did not know a virus would be so effective)

    • @RoostBR
      @RoostBR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dont forget about “The Stone”

  • @thaibbyy9694
    @thaibbyy9694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4076

    “your brothers said dada and that disappointed me.” “but you adored me because you said mama” *you also crushed your brother face down*

    • @stanleybik1657
      @stanleybik1657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok weird gachatard.

    • @alumilynn
      @alumilynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@stanleybik1657 Ain't gotta be rude.

    • @JusticeForTheWin
      @JusticeForTheWin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao right

    • @aerin6353
      @aerin6353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      depressed that you dont have enough likes on YOUR comment?

    • @vanillacoke1961
      @vanillacoke1961 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @gacha_loser .-. Lmao

  • @Strwbrry_mlkk
    @Strwbrry_mlkk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2233

    Can we talk about how beautiful and sweet his mom is? She sounded so happy every time she answered the phone and didn’t seem upset not even once🥺

    • @quandaIedingIe
      @quandaIedingIe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      don't reflect yourself

    • @Idkwhats_goingontbh
      @Idkwhats_goingontbh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      ​@@quandaIedingIeWhat?

    • @quandaIedingIe
      @quandaIedingIe 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Idkwhats_goingontbh nevermind

    • @ShatteredSongbird
      @ShatteredSongbird 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      She is so precious

    • @Exponentpie
      @Exponentpie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yea!

  • @birdboy0013
    @birdboy0013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1160

    "I would just sit in a room and stare and smile!"
    Suddenly all the horror games you play make a ton more sense.

  • @Xj10259
    @Xj10259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10989

    baby markiplier: sits, stares and smiles for fun.
    Adult markiplier: sits, stares, and smiles for fun in front of a camera.

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      It was meant to be :')

    • @MindLostForeverXx
      @MindLostForeverXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Mind blown

    • @mimikid-f8g
      @mimikid-f8g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      .O. Wow destany never changes.. ( T u T )

    • @plaguedoctorspencer
      @plaguedoctorspencer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I was literally just about to comment that at 3:34 but you had already done it

    • @flavorcrash3890
      @flavorcrash3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You forgot about how baby markiplier crushes his brother

  • @lamyaamounadi7587
    @lamyaamounadi7587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9158

    Mark's brother : looks at his mom while mark next to him
    Mark : *so you have chosen death*

    • @brandonbergfelt2530
      @brandonbergfelt2530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hi

    • @lamyaamounadi7587
      @lamyaamounadi7587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@brandonbergfelt2530 hiii

    • @lumpy1093
      @lumpy1093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@lamyaamounadi7587 Are you related to Ben Dover, Mike Hawk, or Jack Mehoff?

    • @dylanweller5914
      @dylanweller5914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      10/10

    • @l0v3_pixie89
      @l0v3_pixie89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this made me cackle to the point where my mom yelled at me 🤣

  • @TheForkRebel
    @TheForkRebel ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Marks favorite childhood activity was staring at a wall. Chica constantly stares at people and walls. Maybe there is more to this pair than we all thought

  • @jklyn23
    @jklyn23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6019

    Mark: was i sitting and staring and smiling in kindergarten too?
    Mark's Mom: *Y E S*

    • @axcilium
      @axcilium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I don't know man sound kinda creepy to me

    • @toxkys
      @toxkys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "I saw this comment once that part came up in the video XD"

    • @ziphy_4360
      @ziphy_4360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      GUYS ITS SPY FROM TF2

    • @Gary_Coleman69
      @Gary_Coleman69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Engineer gaming

    • @kalrexz8337
      @kalrexz8337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      J

  • @carlitoschavez1909
    @carlitoschavez1909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7156

    Mark: *crushing his Brothers skull in*
    Momiplier: *smiles in delight *

    • @iLikePistachios
      @iLikePistachios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      *THE MOST HAPPY OVER DEATH. SHALL BE MY COMPANION IN CRIME*

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts
      Now we know where Darkiplier got his personality from...

    • @jonsnow5129
      @jonsnow5129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      His last face expression being yours😈

    • @starbird6
      @starbird6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      like Romulus and Remus

    • @ferret2308
      @ferret2308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Favorite child status unlocked

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    So Mark was the original weird starring kid meme...

  • @tomascarrizo2477
    @tomascarrizo2477 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    When Mark’s mom talks a bout the video game his dad gifted him, it brings back memories, and you can see the twinkle in his eyes. The story about that 1 is beautiful

  • @isaaccunningham59
    @isaaccunningham59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3394

    For anyone who wants the lyrics of Mark's amazing song:
    21:39 "There's my cactus, there's my dog, there's the roses, and there is a log, there's a frog, in the bog, there's my cash, ooo what a jog, going back, in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field, oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles...i don't know"

    • @SpacePotato08
      @SpacePotato08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      he do be spitting facts tho

    • @thatayrellguy3023
      @thatayrellguy3023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      "i am a cow"

    • @kgthdc2468
      @kgthdc2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Straight spittin

    • @SoapyySkyy
      @SoapyySkyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@eugene_glovak no

    • @anti_fragile
      @anti_fragile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      that had no business being that good

  • @staz8741
    @staz8741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    Am I the only one that appreciates how happy his mom is everytime she picked up she was so happy lol and when he said sorry and stuff she would happily say anytime it's cute

    • @crazyassassin6018
      @crazyassassin6018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Agreed
      also how did you have 1.3k likes and no reply’s lol.

    • @BettyAlexandriaPride
      @BettyAlexandriaPride 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crazyassassin6018 There's nothing to add to perfection, lol.

  • @roberte.o.speedwagon6043
    @roberte.o.speedwagon6043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4823

    Mark, a one month old baby, crushing his brother with a single hand: "Why do you act like a FOOLISH little child?"

  • @mayonnayse2004
    @mayonnayse2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    From a boy with a big brain to a man who owns five ovens

    • @Chaotic_evil_duck
      @Chaotic_evil_duck ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WHAT!

    • @oribooedit
      @oribooedit 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@asteroth9844 you could say he's kitchen up

  • @arthurborges4235
    @arthurborges4235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    Mark in kindengarden: "Why do you act like a foolish little child"
    Mark in actual days to ethan: "Why do you act like a foolish little child"

  • @nocturnal9441
    @nocturnal9441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5837

    Other children: *Exists*
    Kindergarten markimoo staring at them from afar: Pathetic.

    • @musicenthusiast9801
      @musicenthusiast9801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Is that... an UnOrdinary reference?

    • @seratope
      @seratope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Not to mention they're behavioring at things

    • @kaurkaur1836
      @kaurkaur1836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      While smiling as well.

    • @TheOneWhoGames1
      @TheOneWhoGames1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Mark: I see no god up here
      But me!

    • @snowfolf639
      @snowfolf639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      how is this the exact same thing i thought

  • @motherof_vermin
    @motherof_vermin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5007

    Mark's brother: maMa
    MARK: *THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE YOU SINGLEMINDED FOOL*

    • @cherrymarriedindiscord1404
      @cherrymarriedindiscord1404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I want this registered 😂😂

    • @jasonmantri2658
      @jasonmantri2658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      💀💀😂😂😂😂

    • @hellokittyhawaii
      @hellokittyhawaii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂🤣

    • @herobrineexe5149
      @herobrineexe5149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Mark: DIE BROTHER BECAUSE NOW I HAVE THE MAMA GROUND MEANWHILE YOU HAVE THE LOWER DADA GROUND

    • @Randomyoutuber403
      @Randomyoutuber403 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@herobrineexe5149 "You underestimate my dada"

  • @Mustard__Ketchup
    @Mustard__Ketchup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Mark screaming “WOO, I’m a failure!” was more relatable than any other TH-cam media I’ve seen.

  • @baha17222
    @baha17222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Jason: says dada
    Momiplier: I will never forget this betrayal

    • @toadtoddler
      @toadtoddler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mark: *smiles and use his hand to crush at his brother*

    • @natedawg7943
      @natedawg7943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Top ten anime betrayals

    • @baha17222
      @baha17222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      VonJovy_YT Momiplier: *GO FORTH MY MINION. AVENGE MY HONOUR. CRUSH THIS HEATHEN*

  • @imperialmuck9631
    @imperialmuck9631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1661

    21:27
    I am surprised more people are not talking about this masterpiece of a song. (heres the lyrics just because)
    there's my cactus
    eh there's my dog
    there's some roses
    and there is a log
    there's a frog
    in the bog
    there's my cash
    ooh what a jog
    going back
    in time now
    i played games
    i am a cow
    track and field
    oh what a deal
    gonna steal
    automobiles
    That is probably one of the best songs I have ever heard, and it deserves to be number 1 on all the leaderboards and stuff

    • @janakolesarova687
      @janakolesarova687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      That's my favorite part of the video xD

    • @veegirl
      @veegirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I literally come back to the video just for the song 😭

    • @aomp3407
      @aomp3407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I laughed so hard at that part

    • @rubenbraekman4515
      @rubenbraekman4515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Sounded legit cool, mark is a mastermind

    • @epicwhitebread5772
      @epicwhitebread5772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No he said what a jog clearly not a REAL fan of his music

  • @justabiotismaccountsscondn3969
    @justabiotismaccountsscondn3969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21196

    Alternate title: mark asks his mom about his childhood and finds out as a kid he stared at a wall and smiled

    • @kate2233
      @kate2233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

      His inner darkiplier was showing

    • @godricktheminecrafted3113
      @godricktheminecrafted3113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      One wrong turn and he could have been a serial killer

    • @zenitsuagatsama4204
      @zenitsuagatsama4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      02 is wifu

    • @f1319-r9b
      @f1319-r9b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@zenitsuagatsama4204 waifu* and no she’s overrated

    • @zenitsuagatsama4204
      @zenitsuagatsama4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stfu I do not care

  • @draginn2029
    @draginn2029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    mark was basically a horror movie child that stared at walls and laughed at things that weren’t there

  • @CheeseBlaster
    @CheeseBlaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11507

    “you didn’t need a toy, you used your brain”
    yep, that sounds like him alright

  • @stompyfeet408
    @stompyfeet408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    Mark's mom: "You used to sit and analyze people, like 'why are you acting like a foolish little child?'"
    Me: Well, mark is making up lost time, he's acting like a child now.

    • @shalev.
      @shalev. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fateful2113 it's a common name just not in English

    • @rileyrichfit
      @rileyrichfit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Took the words outta my mouth😂😂

    • @extremederpz4270
      @extremederpz4270 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fateful2113 rita hayworth

    • @HakemzOfficial
      @HakemzOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao 😂😂😂

    • @kenny4yourthots
      @kenny4yourthots 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A "professional" child.

  • @bomboclat-n4f
    @bomboclat-n4f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2080

    His mom is SO KIND. If I called my mum and showed her that I've become a gamer she would crawl out of my phone and start lecturing me about how I've ruined my own life

    • @frictionlessyt100
      @frictionlessyt100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Finally someone exactly the same as me

    • @w0lf29
      @w0lf29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And they think grades in school decide your future

    • @w0lf29
      @w0lf29 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's ok start a TH-cam channel and once you are successful and gain lots of money you rub it on your mom's face and tell her how wrong she is And she shall receive brutal karma

    • @Oturan20
      @Oturan20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@w0lf29 witch is only half true... they can mean you have less debt if you go to college in the US.

    • @gonzalezzzzzzzzlee
      @gonzalezzzzzzzzlee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Oturan20 which *

  • @guitarwithrishy1907
    @guitarwithrishy1907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "we couldn't afford a toy"
    And look where mark is now! True success story

  • @makennapatton3680
    @makennapatton3680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4943

    Mark: *calls his mom to ask her about his first words*
    Momiplier: *tells a story about how Mark loved his mom so much that he tried to suffocate his brother*
    Me: “sounds accurate”

  • @adrienne5253
    @adrienne5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2157

    When Mark proposes to Amy
    Amy: why is the ring so small?
    Mark: I spent all the money on a big TV and cake..
    Amy: understandable

    • @boop5636
      @boop5636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Driidlz I feel like she would be more like;
      Amy: hell yeah!

    • @rockyhater2210
      @rockyhater2210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Theodore Keating yeah ikr

    • @corbeq9806
      @corbeq9806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      In the unus annus stream when mark told amy to come to him i legit thought he was gonna propose xd

    • @greythomas6199
      @greythomas6199 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A black and white one

  • @CryoHyena
    @CryoHyena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6318

    The perfect song doesn’t exi-
    Mark: *starts freestyling*

    • @txiczmbie1077
      @txiczmbie1077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      i👁️am🦗a💃cow🐮

    • @txiczmbie1077
      @txiczmbie1077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      ~Lyrics~
      BA there's my cactus🌵
      BA there's my DOG🐕
      there's a roses🌹🌹
      AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳
      there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗
      THERES MY CASH🤑,
      OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻
      going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️
      i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮
      dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal
      gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗

    • @MostlyAnimatedSketches
      @MostlyAnimatedSketches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@txiczmbie1077 I think it’s “track and field”

    • @mommyl0nglegs
      @mommyl0nglegs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      im fucking crying its so funny to me

    • @Toonboo12309
      @Toonboo12309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @•sugararcakeyum• :D at the end of the vid 21:32

  • @mangoschaos6950
    @mangoschaos6950 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    mark screaming “oasis, oasis” when the word is OSMOSIS had me dying

    • @ImSpookd
      @ImSpookd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      it was an unus annus reference.

  • @charater08
    @charater08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7931

    Me when I was a child : **likes to play with chalks**
    Mark when he was a child : *"Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor"*

    • @michaelwilliams3382
      @michaelwilliams3382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Idk why but I lmao 😂

    • @tamakii1
      @tamakii1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I ate the chalk

    • @BlazeFireKid
      @BlazeFireKid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @yangqi
      @yangqi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@tamakii1 we all did

    • @victoravila2248
      @victoravila2248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the wall is so much better bro

  • @killingfrenzy5443
    @killingfrenzy5443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3774

    Mark's mom just told us that Mark was an introvert in his whole childhood

    • @not-pyroman
      @not-pyroman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      i don't think we needed mom confirmation to know that

    • @svenkozelenko7757
      @svenkozelenko7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@not-pyroman lol underrated

    • @gaiaharpaz
      @gaiaharpaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      im acttualy not surprised.

    • @mygodwhatdidyoudo
      @mygodwhatdidyoudo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He hasn't changed either
      for the better

    • @Bendytheboi
      @Bendytheboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also a bro crusher

  • @carachamadofinger4640
    @carachamadofinger4640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    21:28 Mark's Life Rap Lyrics:
    There's my cactus
    Oh, there's my dog
    There's some roses
    And there is a log
    There's a frog
    In the bog
    There's my cash
    Ooh, what a jog
    Going back
    In time now
    I play games
    I am a cow
    Track & Field
    Oh, what a deal
    Gonna steal
    All the mobiles
    I don't know...

  • @budgetman7111
    @budgetman7111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The first wholesome encounter with Markiplier's mom ever, whereas Mark goes on both a memory trip with her AND a big-ass quiz summarizing what Mark did when he was younger.

  • @sturmpionier_crispergull
    @sturmpionier_crispergull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2219

    Not gonna lie, Marks song he makes up as after he dies is pretty fire. I'd actually listen to a full song of that 😅

    • @EnaYT2
      @EnaYT2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Red Evans What’s the time? Nvm it’s 21:38 XD

    • @patrickn.4113
      @patrickn.4113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sometimes I watch this video because I know its coming:)

    • @chankmank1881
      @chankmank1881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @insidiouskamikaze6772
      @insidiouskamikaze6772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ikr? That background track is awesome

    • @xxxx3278
      @xxxx3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Taylor Riches Exactly

  • @kaedanthomas4928
    @kaedanthomas4928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    I lost it when mark started slapping his desk and yelling “OASIS, OASIS, OASIS”

    • @iLikePistachios
      @iLikePistachios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He gotten insane

    • @Discogreview
      @Discogreview 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jojoke

    • @slamg4618
      @slamg4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I lost it at the, “WHERE’S LET’S PLAY??”

  • @ImaniJMc
    @ImaniJMc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    *Mark’s Mom talking about Mark*
    “A boy with a big mind”
    *Mark*
    “BIG BRAIN!”

    • @insidejoke1068
      @insidejoke1068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The second I herd big mind I was lie 'THIS IS BIG BRAIN TIME'

    • @giladshmueli5831
      @giladshmueli5831 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@insidejoke1068 who wasn't?

    • @appledapple5021
      @appledapple5021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yeah big brain time

    • @ImaniJMc
      @ImaniJMc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frost - Bite I felt that

  • @Rosagave
    @Rosagave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    When Mark asked his mother about his favourite toy and her response was that he used to sit in a room, stare and smile-
    It reminded me of the baby in yellow..

  • @wahach1532
    @wahach1532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    21:38 the fact that he made up all of that on the spot is impressive

    • @Justasimpleplankofwood5425
      @Justasimpleplankofwood5425 ปีที่แล้ว

      GONNA STEAL AUTOMOBILES ‼️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🔥‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @GianArias12
      @GianArias12 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      “I AM A COW” made me burst into laughter

    • @SpiceDiceGame
      @SpiceDiceGame ปีที่แล้ว +25

      thank you so much for the timestamp

    • @cinnomorollbun
      @cinnomorollbun ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol are we all rewatching this at the same time

    • @Crowcryptic
      @Crowcryptic ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’ve never laughed so hard in my life I really need that right now this month has been hard that laugh mad it so much better

  • @finnhowl2487
    @finnhowl2487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    someone: what was your favorite childhood toy
    mark: looking and smiling in the middle of the room

  • @VenomisedSky
    @VenomisedSky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7167

    Mark acts like he didn’t just drop the sickest beat of the century

    • @txiczmbie1077
      @txiczmbie1077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +627

      ~Lyrics~
      BA there's my cactus🌵
      BA there's my DOG🐕
      there's a roses🌹🌹
      AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳
      there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗
      THERES MY CASH🤑,
      OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻
      going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️
      i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮
      dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal
      gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗

    • @jonathanvandagriff7515
      @jonathanvandagriff7515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@txiczmbie1077 track and field not dragon field. I thought he said dragon field too 😅

    • @gamingwithcube8846
      @gamingwithcube8846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@txiczmbie1077 Mark leaked his new album by accident

    • @zongli23
      @zongli23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@txiczmbie1077 all the mobiles as well, not auto mobile; you can hear him say fields

    • @sigma6854
      @sigma6854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So damn true

  • @foxtatertot
    @foxtatertot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This game really does seem like Unus Annus: The Game. The "You were born... in a random place.. at a random time.. with a random set of genes.." actually sounds like something straight out of Unus Annus.

  • @ibuprofen6171
    @ibuprofen6171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    Mark: sits down in kindergarten staring at everyone
    Also mark: ok it’s it big brain time

    • @stillscared2176
      @stillscared2176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Indeed, it's BIG BRAIN TIME

    • @iLikePistachios
      @iLikePistachios 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stillscared2176 your profile fits perfectly

  • @jbdbibbaerman8071
    @jbdbibbaerman8071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    Mark's Brother: Says Dada before Mama
    Mark: So you have chosen death

  • @alvinchikara1246
    @alvinchikara1246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    "Why do you act like a foolish little child?"
    "I'm so grown up."
    Best story i heard Mark's mom tell. 😂

    • @esmeechan1036
      @esmeechan1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      More than mark CRUSHING HIS BROTHER WITH ONE HAND

  • @etheron1235
    @etheron1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    11:00
    Mark:
    Internet baby, Internet all the way
    Few seconds later
    Mark: What the hell is this

  • @eternallylazuli
    @eternallylazuli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    21:28 Lyrics:
    “Dun (x26?)
    There’s my cactus, ooh there’s my dog!
    There’s the roses and there is a log!
    There’s a frog in the bog.
    There’s my cash, ooh what a jog!
    Going back, in time now
    I played games, I am a cow!
    Track and field, ooh what a deal!
    Gonna steal... ALL THE MOBILES!
    ...I don’t know...”
    We need someone to remix this lmao

    • @starfire2178
      @starfire2178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      O
      M
      G
      Yes!!!
      Pls someone make a remix!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @poisonedapples6327
      @poisonedapples6327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Most definitely IS A MUST!!!

    • @shadowcreeperking8423
      @shadowcreeperking8423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      10 HOUR VERSION MAH BOIS AND GIRLS!

    • @Akatuski2000
      @Akatuski2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It sounds like Marks edition of Friends on the other side

    • @vortex_v5395
      @vortex_v5395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I said the same think we need a remix

  • @xendurr8180
    @xendurr8180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    Mark's mom: You just used your brain.
    Mark: It's big brain time.

    • @gavinsutter1799
      @gavinsutter1799 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cerberus Obliteration that's not true he only used 1%

    • @raphael8951
      @raphael8951 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah, this big brain time

    • @RedHex138
      @RedHex138 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mind size: Mega

  • @thisdoesnotexist5246
    @thisdoesnotexist5246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    21:34
    “Top ten rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss”

  • @Noodlesguitar
    @Noodlesguitar ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My name is Nicole and hearing mark say my name was all I needed in life, I can now die happy

  • @zenonempire3562
    @zenonempire3562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    Mark: "Hey Mom. Did I say mama or Papa?"
    Momiplier: "You said Mama." *Proceeds to describe how he took down his older brother at one month old*

  • @PsychadelicWolf
    @PsychadelicWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    Marks Mom: you liked to analyze people’s behavior when you were little
    Mark on Unus Annus: In another life, I could absolutely see myself being a cult leader

    • @eaaa1437
      @eaaa1437 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PsychadelicWolf that’s what I thought 😂😂

    • @io7020
      @io7020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yo dude so you do t have to put Mark's mom next time just put momiplier I'm not trying to judge you
      I hope you are having a good 24 hour of today

    • @hisoka3501
      @hisoka3501 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@io7020 hi

  • @ghostlyspace2015
    @ghostlyspace2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Momiplier: Don’t mind him
    Mark: *staring at a wall for the past hour and smiling creepy*

    • @flekovich
      @flekovich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Smells like weed

    • @tommyspringfield7687
      @tommyspringfield7687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's demons Jim demons

    • @senpie9087
      @senpie9087 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure that's how Darkiplier is born

  • @merlinmccoy-crego8366
    @merlinmccoy-crego8366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Somebody quote this: “I play games, I am a cow!”😂

    • @noxaic
      @noxaic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I play games, I am a cow! - MerlinMcoy-Crego

  • @Sparrow_203
    @Sparrow_203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    Mark when talking about ring size: “listen babe, we’re on a budget”
    Mark when seeing a cake option:
    *OVER 9000!!!!*

    • @halolord9993
      @halolord9993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its

    • @Pyrodragon3993
      @Pyrodragon3993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is to go... *EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!!!!!!*

    • @darksoul4734
      @darksoul4734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who need a ring. CAKE IS MORE IMPORTANT

    • @frith.calluna
      @frith.calluna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Give me...
      *ALL THE CAKES*

    • @justsomerobloxvids1791
      @justsomerobloxvids1791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is perfectly logical, and I have an explaination.
      This is the cake that he'll get when he destroys Detroit.

  • @saYONAkidoRII
    @saYONAkidoRII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3544

    Mark: “I was a boy with a big brain”
    Me: “Yes, It’s big brain time”

    • @parsivaladams5328
      @parsivaladams5328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ahah good one

    • @meowdasia
      @meowdasia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @furious-oreo :D spitting some fax

    • @the_real_creepervlogs
      @the_real_creepervlogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it was never not big brain time with him

    • @bigman5306
      @bigman5306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@saYONAkidoRII they aren’t being mean they are just saying gacha is cringe, so really your telling them to delete the comment about them expressing their opinion and you making them delete their opinion being “mean” so just stop, if you find people saying what you like is cringe is mean don’t get on the internet because everyone on the internet is gonna be mean about something.

    • @saYONAkidoRII
      @saYONAkidoRII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bigman5306 That’s… actually kind of true
      I didn’t really think about what I was writing there. Sorry ;w;

  • @absoluteidiot9316
    @absoluteidiot9316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7804

    Different title: Mark repeatedly calls his mother for 24 minutes

    • @hollow8194
      @hollow8194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      She is so lovely xD

    • @yvettefrench3480
      @yvettefrench3480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      XD perfect 😂👌

    • @diobrando666
      @diobrando666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That makes it better😂😂

    • @Earthzooka
      @Earthzooka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Another alternate title: Markiplier's childhood exposed by his own mom.

    • @jessicajonas5818
      @jessicajonas5818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      His mom is so sweet.

  • @Maggsz
    @Maggsz ปีที่แล้ว +8

    21:39 you have no idea how many times I watched that song. I was dying laughing, my god!

  • @jeromistrator1945
    @jeromistrator1945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Markiplier: "I AM A COW!"
    Flashes back to when Markiplier made MOO

  • @garfeltrealtbh
    @garfeltrealtbh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2489

    Baby: murder brother
    Child: stare at wall
    Adult: makes fnaf popular

    • @andyfg33
      @andyfg33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And this is the life of markiplier! The last part of his life is when he gets old!

    • @smolbby174
      @smolbby174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @timpudge5816
      @timpudge5816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thats what life is about

    • @sphjinx1448
      @sphjinx1448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, he doesn’t take credit for making it popular. He thinks it would’ve without him.

    • @robloxguest2633
      @robloxguest2633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Basically

  • @adeadhuman3050
    @adeadhuman3050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    I think the funniest thing I’ve seen today is mark screaming “OASIS” and hitting his table

    • @Big-Business
      @Big-Business 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      E

    • @kingmystery8425
      @kingmystery8425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *"ready player one flashback"*

    • @archit-kaul
      @archit-kaul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think he probably meant to say osmosis

    • @greythomas6199
      @greythomas6199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Stares into space" U N U S A N N U S
      Also Time Stamp??

    • @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
      @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's even better when I haven't gotten to that part of the video yet and I read this comment and I can't breathe I'm already laughing so hard Im scared of how much I'll be laughing when I actually get to that part

  • @perthaputton1203
    @perthaputton1203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    His conversations with his mom are so cute 🥰

  • @syedabegum9527
    @syedabegum9527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    “No one tell Amy” *flashback of Unus Annus scenes of Don’t tell Amy*

    • @AugmentedGravity
      @AugmentedGravity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Traumatizing.

    • @jschuler3694
      @jschuler3694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your mom seems so holsum.

    • @Vespervoo
      @Vespervoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best moments ever on unus anus might I say,

    • @anhedonicauthor
      @anhedonicauthor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t tell the normies about Unus Annus!

  • @lazydanni
    @lazydanni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Baby Marky: *I shall worship this woman from now on*
    Also Baby Mark: *takes his bro down* NO, MINE

  • @Xellarina
    @Xellarina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10231

    “You were perfect.” Every Asian wants to hear from their parents.

    • @nautilus0207
      @nautilus0207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      Reality sometimes disappointing

    • @kimjongjuul4349
      @kimjongjuul4349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      I think everyone wants to hear that from their parents

    • @nautilus0207
      @nautilus0207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      @@kimjongjuul4349 if an Asian parents said it, it's just hit different

    • @kimjongjuul4349
      @kimjongjuul4349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@nautilus0207 ok

    • @milo-ml3rd
      @milo-ml3rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He was

  • @sophiasgro7953
    @sophiasgro7953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Mark: “ah yes what an amazing wall let me stare at it all day and smile”

  • @tatertot5206
    @tatertot5206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    2:27 He thirsted for blood at only a month old.

    • @absolstoryoffiction6615
      @absolstoryoffiction6615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Childhood: *FINISH HIM*
      Mark's Fatality: *Bro Down Mark Waves*

    • @ChobinoftheFunk
      @ChobinoftheFunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Darkiplier got his start early...

    • @bored4464
      @bored4464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Da'aaawww baby darkiplier. 😂

    • @VoidTamaki
      @VoidTamaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *RIP AND TEAR*

    • @l0v3_pixie89
      @l0v3_pixie89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChobinoftheFunk oop

  • @MatthewTuck92
    @MatthewTuck92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Mark: "So my favourite toy was sitting in the middle of the room staring and smiling?"
    Momiplier :"YES"
    That's our big brain Mark

    • @cursedcat9557
      @cursedcat9557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine baby mark in the middle of the night looking at you and smiling

  • @laabib44
    @laabib44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    21:37
    *Mark starts spitting straight FIRE*

    • @GermXTracks
      @GermXTracks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I have rewatched this part multiple times and I have no shame.

    • @ord_erly
      @ord_erly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I really want a full version

    • @tommyspringfield7687
      @tommyspringfield7687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Play it at 2 times speed

    • @Unlucky1238
      @Unlucky1238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What song is playing just curious

    • @unfunnylad1866
      @unfunnylad1866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tommy springfield I found it best at 1.75

  • @Zuko-o4z
    @Zuko-o4z 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    21:54 Mark: *"I play games, I AM A COW."* -Markiplier 2020

  • @logan3917
    @logan3917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    “So as a kid, my favorite toy was to sit in a room and stare and smile?”
    “Y E S”

  • @ryujin1075
    @ryujin1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    Title needs to be updated with "special guest: Mom"
    Loved home Markimom totally didn't argue about how Markiplier was a supervillain as a kindergartner 😂

    • @denvertikky4088
      @denvertikky4088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Momiplier*

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      momiplier happy mark tried to murder his brother XD shes 100% chill

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Speaking of super villains, it was nice to see Damien again after all these months.

    • @SpadesG
      @SpadesG 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best part him having to call his mom more than once lol

    • @kazoo526
      @kazoo526 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Denver Tikky markimom still works

  • @alannelson8652
    @alannelson8652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    21:28 literally the best song I’ve heard all year

    • @lumilikesgatorade
      @lumilikesgatorade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @ProContrastYT I died watching it in 2x speed 😂😂

  • @theguywhoasked8463
    @theguywhoasked8463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mark’s entire interaction with his mom is so freaking wholesome.

  • @kexard
    @kexard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    It feels like Momiplier knows she’s being recorded, so she takes the opportunity to brag about Mark XD

    • @ForeverWildstar
      @ForeverWildstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      he has the facetime camera pointed at the camera so she definitely knows whats up
      thats also why she poses for the camera everytime shes onscreen lol you can see her smiling and trying to only show one side of her face like its her good side lmao

  • @roseking2175
    @roseking2175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    21:50 OH GOD SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A WHOLE 2-3 MINUTE SONG OUT OF THIS WITH BASS AND EDITING PLEAAAAASE

    • @zombiemachine3145
      @zombiemachine3145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lord herr so many people are already asking for it, and I’m seriously hoping we get a full song out of it.

    • @bewtnewt
      @bewtnewt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zombiemachine3145lord herr?

  • @AsheTacitE
    @AsheTacitE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1879

    21:38 has no business being THAT catchy.

    • @stxrshipdesigns
      @stxrshipdesigns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Fr tho

    • @AsheTacitE
      @AsheTacitE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Ashley you 'pressed shawty?😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

    • @txiczmbie1077
      @txiczmbie1077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      ~Lyrics~
      BA there's my cactus🌵
      BA there's my DOG🐕
      there's a roses🌹🌹
      AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳
      there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗
      THERES MY CASH🤑,
      OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻
      going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️
      i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮
      dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal
      gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗

    • @AsheTacitE
      @AsheTacitE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@txiczmbie1077 YOURE A GODSEND LMFAO TY

    • @emrld09
      @emrld09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "I played games, i am a cow" -Mark 2020

  • @FogStudioGames
    @FogStudioGames ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how we study markiplier's personality from this video

  • @AbigailMaureenVI
    @AbigailMaureenVI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2930

    I love your mom. She is hilarious.

  • @bethanyb4168
    @bethanyb4168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    Mark: “I didn’t graduate!”
    Me (class of 2020): ... oh ... I guess I won’t either ...

  • @FUSHICHOorKURAYAMI
    @FUSHICHOorKURAYAMI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    If he sat in a room staring and smiling and being in his head Id think that would mean that Markimoo had a magical imagination.
    He should pick the Unicorn next time. X'D
    Past that....That Freestyle Though.👌😆

  • @Hunter-ni4mq
    @Hunter-ni4mq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    End music of game: *is awesome*
    Markiplier: "I AM A COW"

    • @MoonOfCheese
      @MoonOfCheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He only made it better

    • @cadentubeohara3970
      @cadentubeohara3970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There’s a frog in the bog

    • @meptune0335
      @meptune0335 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      K not funny-

    • @CYFIOinc
      @CYFIOinc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Him singing to the end music had me dying

    • @Hunter-ni4mq
      @Hunter-ni4mq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meptune0335 I don’t care if you think it’s funny. I just thought it was. So...

  • @madisyngolab330
    @madisyngolab330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how freaking precious Mark's mom is? She's as sweet as apple pie!

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's so cute

    • @nixipixi8945
      @nixipixi8945 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Momiplier is the fkn bomb..
      Absolutely one of my most favorite people in the world 😍

    • @David_H__
      @David_H__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is so adorably cute.(And kinda hot also)

    • @randybray7558
      @randybray7558 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello i just wrote the first part of my first novel and would like to get some feedback. Would any of you like to give it a go? Warning it does contain mature content.

  • @icouldbejokingbut
    @icouldbejokingbut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Baby Mark: sits in the middle of a room
    Mark's mom: "awe look at that smile. Oh look at that award winning smile"

    • @Adam17805
      @Adam17805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Marks mom: Look at that sinister and world dominating smile

    • @notasellout6503
      @notasellout6503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Marks mom: he’s so cute while crushing his brother head

  • @oofman1872
    @oofman1872 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mark: Asking his mom questions about his life and being super nice.
    Also mark: "You shut your down dang mouth MOM!!!"

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Alternative title: “ Mark is the perfect child who looked down at other children as they foolishly lived out their childhood like animals.”

  • @Mr.FrostyApple
    @Mr.FrostyApple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    Mark: "OASIS" "OASIS"
    Me: has unus annus flashbacks

    • @ChknKng
      @ChknKng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      S3ntry YT does that count here as well?

    • @sheepishliam
      @sheepishliam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ChknKng Pretty sure he said in any video, anywhere...

    • @sheepishliam
      @sheepishliam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Could be wrong though.

    • @butter4270
      @butter4270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sheepishliam they said they only do that on unus annus videos

    • @eow4317
      @eow4317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      S3ntry YT Only for Unus Annus videos

  • @jujruzu
    @jujruzu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Marks mom: a boy with a big mind
    Mark: BOOM THERES MY CACTUS, THERES MY DOG

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also Mark: WHERE'S THE BLACKSMIIIIITH?!

    • @zayda1968
      @zayda1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he indeed is a big brain

    • @littleaqua32
      @littleaqua32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      zayda a big mind*

    • @IzzyMendizabal
      @IzzyMendizabal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG I’ve been dying and rewatching that clip over and over again

    • @bangtanimosity8564
      @bangtanimosity8564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THERE’S THE ROSES, AND THERE IS A LOG!

  • @MrXeno25
    @MrXeno25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du , theres my cactus, oh theres my dog, theres roses , oh theres a log, theres a frog, in the bog ,theres my cash, oh what a job, going back in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field , oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles-Markiplier

  • @MazzaP63
    @MazzaP63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    “Are we still in high school? I guess that’s the last time I had a crush on someone”
    Amy: tf?

    • @lucifaye1622
      @lucifaye1622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He never had a crush on her he just always loved her

    • @MazzaP63
      @MazzaP63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Devil Girl very true 😌❤️

  • @krittikamishra3949
    @krittikamishra3949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "as a child I just sat in a room and smiled"
    Which is what you're doing right now as well

  • @KizuRai
    @KizuRai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Mark would apparently sit in a room, stare and smile, while crushing his brother's head because he loves his mama.

    • @kevinfortin3398
      @kevinfortin3398 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly the more i read this the more i fear i may have a nighhtmare of a child just sitting in the dark staring and smilling and possibly crushing someone head.

  • @AlaisDahen
    @AlaisDahen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Coming back a few years later, but you talking with your mom about your childhood is very cute lol. I find it fun to talk with your parents (or parent in your case, sorry about you father) about your childhood. They often know you better than you know yourself. I'd personally love just a video of your mom telling you stories about when you were a baby/ kid. Maybe have your girlfriend (Amy? I'm assuming you're still with her) there too. I think that'd be fun for both of you. Also, I think it'd be really cute if you and Amy(?) did a video on how you two met/ the first date/ etc.

  • @Goopbird
    @Goopbird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    23:45
    Me: "I don't like where this is going.."
    Mark: *Sitting...and smiling at the camera*
    Me: *P a n i c*

    • @birb4302
      @birb4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PANIKS, SKREEMS

    • @natillaamg228
      @natillaamg228 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm watching this at night and I feel like Mark might appear in my room at any moment. and... I'm not sure whether it's a good or bad thing 😓

  • @theirishninjasanimations
    @theirishninjasanimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Game: *allows players to simulate a life completely different to their own*
    Mark "Aight, Imma just call my mom here, hang on a sec"

  • @bananapankate2910
    @bananapankate2910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    “Celine...CELINE?!?!? Gotta go with Celine”, Mark, your Warfestache is showing

    • @kodokunagemu
      @kodokunagemu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You are literally the first person I've seen with a Mark Heart next to your name

    • @-_-murilo2865
      @-_-murilo2865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this reminded about DBZA... ;-;

    • @Chern948
      @Chern948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even after all this time I’m still waiting for more yandere simulator

    • @Kaitri
      @Kaitri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dont get it

    • @randybray7558
      @randybray7558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello sorry to interupt and self promote but i just wrote the first part of my first novel. I would like some feedback. would anyon like to see it. FAIR WARNING IT DOES CONTAIN MATURE CONTENT!!

  • @borkeborke9225
    @borkeborke9225 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mark i love your mom, she is so sweet, bless her soul

  • @olivenest
    @olivenest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Mark: "My favourite child-hood toy was staring into the boundless void of the room contemplating my existence"