Mark’s childhood: Sitting, silently, smiling, questioning his existence, becoming smart by just existing, and judging people thinking of a way to dominate the world
@@uhnqie same except i did not think of how to conquer the world i thought of how to DESTROY IT (my plan is working really well btw i did not know a virus would be so effective)
Marks favorite childhood activity was staring at a wall. Chica constantly stares at people and walls. Maybe there is more to this pair than we all thought
When Mark’s mom talks a bout the video game his dad gifted him, it brings back memories, and you can see the twinkle in his eyes. The story about that 1 is beautiful
For anyone who wants the lyrics of Mark's amazing song: 21:39 "There's my cactus, there's my dog, there's the roses, and there is a log, there's a frog, in the bog, there's my cash, ooo what a jog, going back, in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field, oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles...i don't know"
Am I the only one that appreciates how happy his mom is everytime she picked up she was so happy lol and when he said sorry and stuff she would happily say anytime it's cute
21:27 I am surprised more people are not talking about this masterpiece of a song. (heres the lyrics just because) there's my cactus eh there's my dog there's some roses and there is a log there's a frog in the bog there's my cash ooh what a jog going back in time now i played games i am a cow track and field oh what a deal gonna steal automobiles That is probably one of the best songs I have ever heard, and it deserves to be number 1 on all the leaderboards and stuff
Mark's mom: "You used to sit and analyze people, like 'why are you acting like a foolish little child?'" Me: Well, mark is making up lost time, he's acting like a child now.
His mom is SO KIND. If I called my mum and showed her that I've become a gamer she would crawl out of my phone and start lecturing me about how I've ruined my own life
It's ok start a TH-cam channel and once you are successful and gain lots of money you rub it on your mom's face and tell her how wrong she is And she shall receive brutal karma
Mark: *calls his mom to ask her about his first words* Momiplier: *tells a story about how Mark loved his mom so much that he tried to suffocate his brother* Me: “sounds accurate”
~Lyrics~ BA there's my cactus🌵 BA there's my DOG🐕 there's a roses🌹🌹 AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳 there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗 THERES MY CASH🤑, OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻 going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️ i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮 dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗
21:28 Mark's Life Rap Lyrics: There's my cactus Oh, there's my dog There's some roses And there is a log There's a frog In the bog There's my cash Ooh, what a jog Going back In time now I play games I am a cow Track & Field Oh, what a deal Gonna steal All the mobiles I don't know...
The first wholesome encounter with Markiplier's mom ever, whereas Mark goes on both a memory trip with her AND a big-ass quiz summarizing what Mark did when he was younger.
When Mark asked his mother about his favourite toy and her response was that he used to sit in a room, stare and smile- It reminded me of the baby in yellow..
~Lyrics~ BA there's my cactus🌵 BA there's my DOG🐕 there's a roses🌹🌹 AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳 there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗 THERES MY CASH🤑, OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻 going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️ i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮 dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗
This game really does seem like Unus Annus: The Game. The "You were born... in a random place.. at a random time.. with a random set of genes.." actually sounds like something straight out of Unus Annus.
21:28 Lyrics: “Dun (x26?) There’s my cactus, ooh there’s my dog! There’s the roses and there is a log! There’s a frog in the bog. There’s my cash, ooh what a jog! Going back, in time now I played games, I am a cow! Track and field, ooh what a deal! Gonna steal... ALL THE MOBILES! ...I don’t know...” We need someone to remix this lmao
Marks Mom: you liked to analyze people’s behavior when you were little Mark on Unus Annus: In another life, I could absolutely see myself being a cult leader
@@saYONAkidoRII they aren’t being mean they are just saying gacha is cringe, so really your telling them to delete the comment about them expressing their opinion and you making them delete their opinion being “mean” so just stop, if you find people saying what you like is cringe is mean don’t get on the internet because everyone on the internet is gonna be mean about something.
It's even better when I haven't gotten to that part of the video yet and I read this comment and I can't breathe I'm already laughing so hard Im scared of how much I'll be laughing when I actually get to that part
Title needs to be updated with "special guest: Mom" Loved home Markimom totally didn't argue about how Markiplier was a supervillain as a kindergartner 😂
he has the facetime camera pointed at the camera so she definitely knows whats up thats also why she poses for the camera everytime shes onscreen lol you can see her smiling and trying to only show one side of her face like its her good side lmao
~Lyrics~ BA there's my cactus🌵 BA there's my DOG🐕 there's a roses🌹🌹 AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳 there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗 THERES MY CASH🤑, OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻 going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️ i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮 dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗
If he sat in a room staring and smiling and being in his head Id think that would mean that Markimoo had a magical imagination. He should pick the Unicorn next time. X'D Past that....That Freestyle Though.👌😆
Hello i just wrote the first part of my first novel and would like to get some feedback. Would any of you like to give it a go? Warning it does contain mature content.
du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du , theres my cactus, oh theres my dog, theres roses , oh theres a log, theres a frog, in the bog ,theres my cash, oh what a job, going back in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field , oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles-Markiplier
Honestly the more i read this the more i fear i may have a nighhtmare of a child just sitting in the dark staring and smilling and possibly crushing someone head.
Coming back a few years later, but you talking with your mom about your childhood is very cute lol. I find it fun to talk with your parents (or parent in your case, sorry about you father) about your childhood. They often know you better than you know yourself. I'd personally love just a video of your mom telling you stories about when you were a baby/ kid. Maybe have your girlfriend (Amy? I'm assuming you're still with her) there too. I think that'd be fun for both of you. Also, I think it'd be really cute if you and Amy(?) did a video on how you two met/ the first date/ etc.
Hello sorry to interupt and self promote but i just wrote the first part of my first novel. I would like some feedback. would anyon like to see it. FAIR WARNING IT DOES CONTAIN MATURE CONTENT!!
"you crushed your brother with one hand while giving me puppy eyes" that's alpha levels of dominance of I've ever heard it.
if i've ever heard of it*?
Jared James Ramos DONT
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So true
Mark’s childhood: Sitting, silently, smiling, questioning his existence, becoming smart by just existing, and judging people thinking of a way to dominate the world
Actual Content and smashing his brother’s face into the ground
This describes my own childhood
ah ,and mark remaned the same even today
@@uhnqie same except i did not think of how to conquer the world i thought of how to DESTROY IT (my plan is working really well btw i did not know a virus would be so effective)
Dont forget about “The Stone”
“your brothers said dada and that disappointed me.” “but you adored me because you said mama” *you also crushed your brother face down*
Ok weird gachatard.
@@stanleybik1657 Ain't gotta be rude.
Lmao right
depressed that you dont have enough likes on YOUR comment?
@gacha_loser .-. Lmao
Can we talk about how beautiful and sweet his mom is? She sounded so happy every time she answered the phone and didn’t seem upset not even once🥺
don't reflect yourself
@@quandaIedingIeWhat?
@@Idkwhats_goingontbh nevermind
She is so precious
yea!
"I would just sit in a room and stare and smile!"
Suddenly all the horror games you play make a ton more sense.
Brah
There is a guy on TH-cam who actually just sits and smiles for videos
23:45
He used his *imaaaginaaaaatioooon*
Nice 420 likes
baby markiplier: sits, stares and smiles for fun.
Adult markiplier: sits, stares, and smiles for fun in front of a camera.
It was meant to be :')
Mind blown
.O. Wow destany never changes.. ( T u T )
I was literally just about to comment that at 3:34 but you had already done it
You forgot about how baby markiplier crushes his brother
Mark's brother : looks at his mom while mark next to him
Mark : *so you have chosen death*
Hi
@@brandonbergfelt2530 hiii
@@lamyaamounadi7587 Are you related to Ben Dover, Mike Hawk, or Jack Mehoff?
10/10
this made me cackle to the point where my mom yelled at me 🤣
Marks favorite childhood activity was staring at a wall. Chica constantly stares at people and walls. Maybe there is more to this pair than we all thought
Mark: was i sitting and staring and smiling in kindergarten too?
Mark's Mom: *Y E S*
I don't know man sound kinda creepy to me
"I saw this comment once that part came up in the video XD"
GUYS ITS SPY FROM TF2
Engineer gaming
J
Mark: *crushing his Brothers skull in*
Momiplier: *smiles in delight *
*THE MOST HAPPY OVER DEATH. SHALL BE MY COMPANION IN CRIME*
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts
Now we know where Darkiplier got his personality from...
His last face expression being yours😈
like Romulus and Remus
Favorite child status unlocked
So Mark was the original weird starring kid meme...
Skeet yeet in ten years the world is delete
666 likes
what part of video
When Mark’s mom talks a bout the video game his dad gifted him, it brings back memories, and you can see the twinkle in his eyes. The story about that 1 is beautiful
For anyone who wants the lyrics of Mark's amazing song:
21:39 "There's my cactus, there's my dog, there's the roses, and there is a log, there's a frog, in the bog, there's my cash, ooo what a jog, going back, in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field, oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles...i don't know"
he do be spitting facts tho
"i am a cow"
Straight spittin
@@eugene_glovak no
that had no business being that good
Am I the only one that appreciates how happy his mom is everytime she picked up she was so happy lol and when he said sorry and stuff she would happily say anytime it's cute
Agreed
also how did you have 1.3k likes and no reply’s lol.
@@crazyassassin6018 There's nothing to add to perfection, lol.
Mark, a one month old baby, crushing his brother with a single hand: "Why do you act like a FOOLISH little child?"
SPEEEEEEEDWAGGGOOOOOOOONNNN
I'm feeling a needwagon
Top comment! 😅😅😂😂😂😂
SPEEEEEDWAGOOOOONN
Memewagon foundation😂😂
From a boy with a big brain to a man who owns five ovens
WHAT!
@asteroth9844 you could say he's kitchen up
Mark in kindengarden: "Why do you act like a foolish little child"
Mark in actual days to ethan: "Why do you act like a foolish little child"
.
.
.
literally thinking the same thing
Other children: *Exists*
Kindergarten markimoo staring at them from afar: Pathetic.
Is that... an UnOrdinary reference?
Not to mention they're behavioring at things
While smiling as well.
Mark: I see no god up here
But me!
how is this the exact same thing i thought
Mark's brother: maMa
MARK: *THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE YOU SINGLEMINDED FOOL*
I want this registered 😂😂
💀💀😂😂😂😂
😂🤣
Mark: DIE BROTHER BECAUSE NOW I HAVE THE MAMA GROUND MEANWHILE YOU HAVE THE LOWER DADA GROUND
@@herobrineexe5149 "You underestimate my dada"
Mark screaming “WOO, I’m a failure!” was more relatable than any other TH-cam media I’ve seen.
Jason: says dada
Momiplier: I will never forget this betrayal
Mark: *smiles and use his hand to crush at his brother*
Top ten anime betrayals
VonJovy_YT Momiplier: *GO FORTH MY MINION. AVENGE MY HONOUR. CRUSH THIS HEATHEN*
21:27
I am surprised more people are not talking about this masterpiece of a song. (heres the lyrics just because)
there's my cactus
eh there's my dog
there's some roses
and there is a log
there's a frog
in the bog
there's my cash
ooh what a jog
going back
in time now
i played games
i am a cow
track and field
oh what a deal
gonna steal
automobiles
That is probably one of the best songs I have ever heard, and it deserves to be number 1 on all the leaderboards and stuff
That's my favorite part of the video xD
I literally come back to the video just for the song 😭
I laughed so hard at that part
Sounded legit cool, mark is a mastermind
No he said what a jog clearly not a REAL fan of his music
Alternate title: mark asks his mom about his childhood and finds out as a kid he stared at a wall and smiled
His inner darkiplier was showing
One wrong turn and he could have been a serial killer
02 is wifu
@@zenitsuagatsama4204 waifu* and no she’s overrated
Stfu I do not care
mark was basically a horror movie child that stared at walls and laughed at things that weren’t there
Same
“you didn’t need a toy, you used your brain”
yep, that sounds like him alright
that sounded sad and traumatic
he was in his big brain time
@@Bigrizz69 😐
@@Bigrizz69 😐
@@Bigrizz69 😐
Mark's mom: "You used to sit and analyze people, like 'why are you acting like a foolish little child?'"
Me: Well, mark is making up lost time, he's acting like a child now.
@@fateful2113 it's a common name just not in English
Took the words outta my mouth😂😂
@@fateful2113 rita hayworth
Lmfao 😂😂😂
A "professional" child.
His mom is SO KIND. If I called my mum and showed her that I've become a gamer she would crawl out of my phone and start lecturing me about how I've ruined my own life
Finally someone exactly the same as me
And they think grades in school decide your future
It's ok start a TH-cam channel and once you are successful and gain lots of money you rub it on your mom's face and tell her how wrong she is And she shall receive brutal karma
@@w0lf29 witch is only half true... they can mean you have less debt if you go to college in the US.
@@Oturan20 which *
"we couldn't afford a toy"
And look where mark is now! True success story
Mark: *calls his mom to ask her about his first words*
Momiplier: *tells a story about how Mark loved his mom so much that he tried to suffocate his brother*
Me: “sounds accurate”
LOL MOMIPLIER
And he suffocated him for no reason top
Qtaro Kujo he was just asserting dominance
LMAO
2:18
When Mark proposes to Amy
Amy: why is the ring so small?
Mark: I spent all the money on a big TV and cake..
Amy: understandable
Driidlz I feel like she would be more like;
Amy: hell yeah!
@Theodore Keating yeah ikr
In the unus annus stream when mark told amy to come to him i legit thought he was gonna propose xd
A black and white one
The perfect song doesn’t exi-
Mark: *starts freestyling*
i👁️am🦗a💃cow🐮
~Lyrics~
BA there's my cactus🌵
BA there's my DOG🐕
there's a roses🌹🌹
AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳
there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗
THERES MY CASH🤑,
OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻
going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️
i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮
dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal
gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗
@@txiczmbie1077 I think it’s “track and field”
im fucking crying its so funny to me
@•sugararcakeyum• :D at the end of the vid 21:32
mark screaming “oasis, oasis” when the word is OSMOSIS had me dying
it was an unus annus reference.
Me when I was a child : **likes to play with chalks**
Mark when he was a child : *"Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor"*
Idk why but I lmao 😂
I ate the chalk
Lmao
@@tamakii1 we all did
the wall is so much better bro
Mark's mom just told us that Mark was an introvert in his whole childhood
i don't think we needed mom confirmation to know that
@@not-pyroman lol underrated
im acttualy not surprised.
He hasn't changed either
for the better
Also a bro crusher
21:28 Mark's Life Rap Lyrics:
There's my cactus
Oh, there's my dog
There's some roses
And there is a log
There's a frog
In the bog
There's my cash
Ooh, what a jog
Going back
In time now
I play games
I am a cow
Track & Field
Oh, what a deal
Gonna steal
All the mobiles
I don't know...
Cachorrinho Jogador forgot the iDk
@@kristigreenlief664 true sorry
I think he says jog not jug lmao
@@royaltinman2226 hmmm maybe...
I was laughing hysterically
The first wholesome encounter with Markiplier's mom ever, whereas Mark goes on both a memory trip with her AND a big-ass quiz summarizing what Mark did when he was younger.
Not gonna lie, Marks song he makes up as after he dies is pretty fire. I'd actually listen to a full song of that 😅
Red Evans What’s the time? Nvm it’s 21:38 XD
Sometimes I watch this video because I know its coming:)
Same
Ikr? That background track is awesome
Taylor Riches Exactly
I lost it when mark started slapping his desk and yelling “OASIS, OASIS, OASIS”
He gotten insane
Jojoke
I lost it at the, “WHERE’S LET’S PLAY??”
*Mark’s Mom talking about Mark*
“A boy with a big mind”
*Mark*
“BIG BRAIN!”
The second I herd big mind I was lie 'THIS IS BIG BRAIN TIME'
@@insidejoke1068 who wasn't?
Oh yeah big brain time
Frost - Bite I felt that
When Mark asked his mother about his favourite toy and her response was that he used to sit in a room, stare and smile-
It reminded me of the baby in yellow..
21:38 the fact that he made up all of that on the spot is impressive
GONNA STEAL AUTOMOBILES ‼️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🔥‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️
“I AM A COW” made me burst into laughter
thank you so much for the timestamp
Lol are we all rewatching this at the same time
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life I really need that right now this month has been hard that laugh mad it so much better
someone: what was your favorite childhood toy
mark: looking and smiling in the middle of the room
Dang lol it's like we watched the same video!
@@volpelastname6951 yep its awesome
tHEY WERE TOO POOR TO AFFORD ANYTHING ELSE
Cars
I
Mark acts like he didn’t just drop the sickest beat of the century
~Lyrics~
BA there's my cactus🌵
BA there's my DOG🐕
there's a roses🌹🌹
AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳
there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗
THERES MY CASH🤑,
OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻
going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️
i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮
dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal
gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗
@@txiczmbie1077 track and field not dragon field. I thought he said dragon field too 😅
@@txiczmbie1077 Mark leaked his new album by accident
@@txiczmbie1077 all the mobiles as well, not auto mobile; you can hear him say fields
So damn true
This game really does seem like Unus Annus: The Game. The "You were born... in a random place.. at a random time.. with a random set of genes.." actually sounds like something straight out of Unus Annus.
Mark: sits down in kindergarten staring at everyone
Also mark: ok it’s it big brain time
Indeed, it's BIG BRAIN TIME
@@stillscared2176 your profile fits perfectly
Mark's Brother: Says Dada before Mama
Mark: So you have chosen death
Mark: Peace was never an option.
"Why do you act like a foolish little child?"
"I'm so grown up."
Best story i heard Mark's mom tell. 😂
More than mark CRUSHING HIS BROTHER WITH ONE HAND
11:00
Mark:
Internet baby, Internet all the way
Few seconds later
Mark: What the hell is this
that ain’t the only thing back then mate
21:28 Lyrics:
“Dun (x26?)
There’s my cactus, ooh there’s my dog!
There’s the roses and there is a log!
There’s a frog in the bog.
There’s my cash, ooh what a jog!
Going back, in time now
I played games, I am a cow!
Track and field, ooh what a deal!
Gonna steal... ALL THE MOBILES!
...I don’t know...”
We need someone to remix this lmao
O
M
G
Yes!!!
Pls someone make a remix!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Most definitely IS A MUST!!!
10 HOUR VERSION MAH BOIS AND GIRLS!
It sounds like Marks edition of Friends on the other side
I said the same think we need a remix
Mark's mom: You just used your brain.
Mark: It's big brain time.
@Cerberus Obliteration that's not true he only used 1%
Oh yeah, this big brain time
Mind size: Mega
21:34
“Top ten rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss”
indeed. I would like it on Spotify.
@@Singularity-- it will be done
Make a original comment plz
Lmao
Amazing
My name is Nicole and hearing mark say my name was all I needed in life, I can now die happy
Mark: "Hey Mom. Did I say mama or Papa?"
Momiplier: "You said Mama." *Proceeds to describe how he took down his older brother at one month old*
Lmao
He was a big baby.
@Good AND Bad hello
@@randybray7558 yeah sure
@@nightrainieee Thank you.
Marks Mom: you liked to analyze people’s behavior when you were little
Mark on Unus Annus: In another life, I could absolutely see myself being a cult leader
PsychadelicWolf that’s what I thought 😂😂
Yo dude so you do t have to put Mark's mom next time just put momiplier I'm not trying to judge you
I hope you are having a good 24 hour of today
@@io7020 hi
Momiplier: Don’t mind him
Mark: *staring at a wall for the past hour and smiling creepy*
Smells like weed
It's demons Jim demons
Pretty sure that's how Darkiplier is born
Somebody quote this: “I play games, I am a cow!”😂
I play games, I am a cow! - MerlinMcoy-Crego
Mark when talking about ring size: “listen babe, we’re on a budget”
Mark when seeing a cake option:
*OVER 9000!!!!*
Its
This is to go... *EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!!!!!!*
Who need a ring. CAKE IS MORE IMPORTANT
Give me...
*ALL THE CAKES*
This is perfectly logical, and I have an explaination.
This is the cake that he'll get when he destroys Detroit.
Mark: “I was a boy with a big brain”
Me: “Yes, It’s big brain time”
Ahah good one
@furious-oreo :D spitting some fax
it was never not big brain time with him
@@saYONAkidoRII they aren’t being mean they are just saying gacha is cringe, so really your telling them to delete the comment about them expressing their opinion and you making them delete their opinion being “mean” so just stop, if you find people saying what you like is cringe is mean don’t get on the internet because everyone on the internet is gonna be mean about something.
@@bigman5306 That’s… actually kind of true
I didn’t really think about what I was writing there. Sorry ;w;
Different title: Mark repeatedly calls his mother for 24 minutes
She is so lovely xD
XD perfect 😂👌
That makes it better😂😂
Another alternate title: Markiplier's childhood exposed by his own mom.
His mom is so sweet.
21:39 you have no idea how many times I watched that song. I was dying laughing, my god!
Markiplier: "I AM A COW!"
Flashes back to when Markiplier made MOO
Same
Markimoo
Fucking nostalgia
Mooooo song plays* I’m a cow bitch MOOOOOO
Baby: murder brother
Child: stare at wall
Adult: makes fnaf popular
And this is the life of markiplier! The last part of his life is when he gets old!
Hotel: Trivago
thats what life is about
Well, he doesn’t take credit for making it popular. He thinks it would’ve without him.
Basically
I think the funniest thing I’ve seen today is mark screaming “OASIS” and hitting his table
E
*"ready player one flashback"*
I think he probably meant to say osmosis
"Stares into space" U N U S A N N U S
Also Time Stamp??
It's even better when I haven't gotten to that part of the video yet and I read this comment and I can't breathe I'm already laughing so hard Im scared of how much I'll be laughing when I actually get to that part
His conversations with his mom are so cute 🥰
“No one tell Amy” *flashback of Unus Annus scenes of Don’t tell Amy*
Traumatizing.
Your mom seems so holsum.
Best moments ever on unus anus might I say,
Don’t tell the normies about Unus Annus!
Baby Marky: *I shall worship this woman from now on*
Also Baby Mark: *takes his bro down* NO, MINE
“You were perfect.” Every Asian wants to hear from their parents.
Reality sometimes disappointing
I think everyone wants to hear that from their parents
@@kimjongjuul4349 if an Asian parents said it, it's just hit different
@@nautilus0207 ok
He was
Mark: “ah yes what an amazing wall let me stare at it all day and smile”
2:27 He thirsted for blood at only a month old.
Childhood: *FINISH HIM*
Mark's Fatality: *Bro Down Mark Waves*
Darkiplier got his start early...
Da'aaawww baby darkiplier. 😂
*RIP AND TEAR*
@@ChobinoftheFunk oop
Mark: "So my favourite toy was sitting in the middle of the room staring and smiling?"
Momiplier :"YES"
That's our big brain Mark
Imagine baby mark in the middle of the night looking at you and smiling
21:37
*Mark starts spitting straight FIRE*
I have rewatched this part multiple times and I have no shame.
I really want a full version
Play it at 2 times speed
What song is playing just curious
tommy springfield I found it best at 1.75
21:54 Mark: *"I play games, I AM A COW."* -Markiplier 2020
“So as a kid, my favorite toy was to sit in a room and stare and smile?”
“Y E S”
Title needs to be updated with "special guest: Mom"
Loved home Markimom totally didn't argue about how Markiplier was a supervillain as a kindergartner 😂
Momiplier*
momiplier happy mark tried to murder his brother XD shes 100% chill
Speaking of super villains, it was nice to see Damien again after all these months.
Best part him having to call his mom more than once lol
Denver Tikky markimom still works
21:28 literally the best song I’ve heard all year
@ProContrastYT I died watching it in 2x speed 😂😂
Mark’s entire interaction with his mom is so freaking wholesome.
It feels like Momiplier knows she’s being recorded, so she takes the opportunity to brag about Mark XD
he has the facetime camera pointed at the camera so she definitely knows whats up
thats also why she poses for the camera everytime shes onscreen lol you can see her smiling and trying to only show one side of her face like its her good side lmao
21:50 OH GOD SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A WHOLE 2-3 MINUTE SONG OUT OF THIS WITH BASS AND EDITING PLEAAAAASE
Lord herr so many people are already asking for it, and I’m seriously hoping we get a full song out of it.
@@zombiemachine3145lord herr?
21:38 has no business being THAT catchy.
Fr tho
@Ashley you 'pressed shawty?😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
~Lyrics~
BA there's my cactus🌵
BA there's my DOG🐕
there's a roses🌹🌹
AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳
there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗
THERES MY CASH🤑,
OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻
going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️
i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮
dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal
gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗
@@txiczmbie1077 YOURE A GODSEND LMFAO TY
"I played games, i am a cow" -Mark 2020
I love how we study markiplier's personality from this video
I love your mom. She is hilarious.
Awkward
@Hjönk Hjönk Am Goose in every way
@@omarfarooq9963 how?
Same
Yeah very funny 👍
Mark: “I didn’t graduate!”
Me (class of 2020): ... oh ... I guess I won’t either ...
Beth Brown Me, also a senior: hahahahah...hahah...hah... oh..
I mean....at least I got the 69th like....amiright?
Me:
*[F]* congrats tho
Same
If he sat in a room staring and smiling and being in his head Id think that would mean that Markimoo had a magical imagination.
He should pick the Unicorn next time. X'D
Past that....That Freestyle Though.👌😆
End music of game: *is awesome*
Markiplier: "I AM A COW"
He only made it better
There’s a frog in the bog
K not funny-
Him singing to the end music had me dying
@@meptune0335 I don’t care if you think it’s funny. I just thought it was. So...
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how freaking precious Mark's mom is? She's as sweet as apple pie!
She's so cute
Momiplier is the fkn bomb..
Absolutely one of my most favorite people in the world 😍
She is so adorably cute.(And kinda hot also)
Hello i just wrote the first part of my first novel and would like to get some feedback. Would any of you like to give it a go? Warning it does contain mature content.
Baby Mark: sits in the middle of a room
Mark's mom: "awe look at that smile. Oh look at that award winning smile"
Marks mom: Look at that sinister and world dominating smile
Marks mom: he’s so cute while crushing his brother head
Mark: Asking his mom questions about his life and being super nice.
Also mark: "You shut your down dang mouth MOM!!!"
Alternative title: “ Mark is the perfect child who looked down at other children as they foolishly lived out their childhood like animals.”
even though he is a cow 21:54
Mark: "OASIS" "OASIS"
Me: has unus annus flashbacks
S3ntry YT does that count here as well?
@@ChknKng Pretty sure he said in any video, anywhere...
Could be wrong though.
@@sheepishliam they said they only do that on unus annus videos
S3ntry YT Only for Unus Annus videos
Marks mom: a boy with a big mind
Mark: BOOM THERES MY CACTUS, THERES MY DOG
Also Mark: WHERE'S THE BLACKSMIIIIITH?!
he indeed is a big brain
zayda a big mind*
OMG I’ve been dying and rewatching that clip over and over again
THERE’S THE ROSES, AND THERE IS A LOG!
du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du , theres my cactus, oh theres my dog, theres roses , oh theres a log, theres a frog, in the bog ,theres my cash, oh what a job, going back in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field , oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles-Markiplier
“Are we still in high school? I guess that’s the last time I had a crush on someone”
Amy: tf?
He never had a crush on her he just always loved her
Devil Girl very true 😌❤️
"as a child I just sat in a room and smiled"
Which is what you're doing right now as well
Full circle, baby!
Mark would apparently sit in a room, stare and smile, while crushing his brother's head because he loves his mama.
Honestly the more i read this the more i fear i may have a nighhtmare of a child just sitting in the dark staring and smilling and possibly crushing someone head.
Coming back a few years later, but you talking with your mom about your childhood is very cute lol. I find it fun to talk with your parents (or parent in your case, sorry about you father) about your childhood. They often know you better than you know yourself. I'd personally love just a video of your mom telling you stories about when you were a baby/ kid. Maybe have your girlfriend (Amy? I'm assuming you're still with her) there too. I think that'd be fun for both of you. Also, I think it'd be really cute if you and Amy(?) did a video on how you two met/ the first date/ etc.
23:45
Me: "I don't like where this is going.."
Mark: *Sitting...and smiling at the camera*
Me: *P a n i c*
PANIKS, SKREEMS
I'm watching this at night and I feel like Mark might appear in my room at any moment. and... I'm not sure whether it's a good or bad thing 😓
Game: *allows players to simulate a life completely different to their own*
Mark "Aight, Imma just call my mom here, hang on a sec"
Bones
“Celine...CELINE?!?!? Gotta go with Celine”, Mark, your Warfestache is showing
You are literally the first person I've seen with a Mark Heart next to your name
this reminded about DBZA... ;-;
Even after all this time I’m still waiting for more yandere simulator
I dont get it
Hello sorry to interupt and self promote but i just wrote the first part of my first novel. I would like some feedback. would anyon like to see it. FAIR WARNING IT DOES CONTAIN MATURE CONTENT!!
Mark i love your mom, she is so sweet, bless her soul
Mark: "My favourite child-hood toy was staring into the boundless void of the room contemplating my existence"