I TEST YOUR TERRIBLE AWFUL NO-GOOD EMBARRASSING BRIDGES | Poly Bridge 2
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- Poly Bridge 2 lets me build the bridges of my dreams. However YOU JERKS design the bridges of my nightmares. At least they're kinda funny...
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75% of the designs: Where we're going, we don’t need roads.
So true
Bact to the future 2
@@dataredacted001 hooray you got the reference
Exactly
Back To The Future more like Back To The Drawing Board
Alternate title: 'Twitch Stream Audience Tortures Man Who Could Have Been an Engineer for 48 Minutes.'
Another one: Mark reviews children's bridge designs
😂😂😂
Lmao so true.
he couldve been an engineer
*sobs in bathtub*
I fear the possibility of him becoming an engineer.
25:16
"I did it! I did it! Now how did you guys ma-"
-Markiplier's last words before utter disappointment
LMAO
This whole video in a nutshell
I keep going back to this, lol!
31:08 One of my favorite things to think about in this video is that this was during a livestream so he just screamed "LIXIAN NOOOOO" and then just had to act like nothing happened
💀💀💀
YO I JUST GOT TO LEAVE THE 1000th LIKE MY SOUL IS COMPLETE
I mean, even if it's not a livestream, Mark has to do the acting and Lixian just edits around that.
@@wren4now904 noiceee
@kieran101yes right but usually he's alone in his office. Not in front of an audience of live viewers. 😂
I love the hydraulic bridges that just slowly and elegantly rip themselves apart
Reminds me of myself
r/ihadastroke
I love the bridges that just collapse all at once really, really fast
time stamp
@@harutoSpring every level with hydraulics
"Engineering Professor Getting More and More Disappointed While Grading First Year Papers" is surprisingly hilarious to watch. I would like more please.
reminds me of a joke I heard where a bunch of Engineering professors get on a plane and are then told it was made by one of their students. All but one of the professors haul ass. The last one says, if it was made by his students, he has no worries, cause no way this fucker is going to take off
Yeah 😂
@@ThePatxiao I loved that
@@ThePatxiao Damn thats a good one. Take my like good sir.
Pat Xiao HAHAHAHA
31:35 "It's got a little flappy dangle but maybe the love's there" -Markiplier, 2020
.........OH SH-
I died laughing
that’s what she said
"oooőōűUOOÕŒØH"
42:50 the way mark was so proud of himself and halfway through it just collapses and his "oh god please no" had me rolling and crying.
I was actually believing in him. Big sad
Years of academy training wasted.
Whenever one of the bridges fail, Mark sounds like a disappointed dad who’s also not surprised.
LIXIAN NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
2500 SUBSCRIBERS WITH NO VIDEO CHALLENGE reported
his moderators kinda dont know how create a bridge but they were just trying to impress him
"huuuh... I always knew it would come to this."
2500 SUBSCRIBERS WITH NO VIDEO CHALLENGE reported
This is what teaching in elementary school feels like
That is why I will never be a teacher
"this is awful and you should feel bad"
*8 year old runs away crying*
Mood.
This is what any teacher feels like at some point
I’m kid but I’m like the smartest in my class I got adhd so it might be why and if you don’t know why I said adhd might make me smarter is adhd gives you talents I’m good at math also I found a loop hole so 25 + 25 = 50 so it’s be the same just with more digits so 25000 + 25000 = 50000
37:57 - 39:20 just feels like a crumble of laughter as Mark tries to understand road
20:16 I love that it takes him a second to realize what it is. Never change, Mark
@Kaylyn Machala you don’t want to know please don’t look it up
@@PCrailfan3790but it's just "big pussу", isn't it?
WHAT IS IT
@@bigenderedvulva I think
@@bigenderedThat thing that everyone says smells fishy.
"It's an express route down to Neptune himself" sounds like a card against humanity card
My dog? It’s an express route to Neptune himself
Nep what?
card against humanity card
@@iamYOU550 sounds neppin hilarious. (Someone please get this joke.)
Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled: "It's an express route down to Neptune himself". Can you explain?
Alternate title: Engineering Teacher Mark loses hope as he grades his students' projects.
I like this title very accurate
A+
10/10
I like this narrative
Stoole
There are a few good students...
And there are...
"those students"
My dad studied engineering in college, but eventually became a philosophy professor. A story he likes to tell is about an engineering class he was in where he and most of the other students goofed off. The professor was irritated and said, “if you make a mistake in here, it’s okay, but you make a mistake out there, your bridge collapses!”
5:50, That counts
13:01, This is where I lost breath
21:33, You tried
26:59, Good effort
31:07, Best bridge yet
34:55, That was actually ingenius
“I don’t think you understood the prompt…” is one of the funniest things in this video because it actually makes him sound like a teacher grading an assignment.
"There's an infinite amount of incorrect solutions and you have found all of them"
He underestermates us...
Sounds Michael Reevey
*reads this comment right as he says it*
When
Likes are at 666 and I’m gonna leave it at that
This whole video is just mark being a high school teacher marking papers
This is how it still is marking college papers tbh.
You Right
I read that as "school teacher being high" and it still checked out.
Then he is the best B- (I don’t know what that is in numbers but I don’t care) for a failed designe thus he could get you through you’re year because he only gives high marks
*u right*
36:30
Mark: "I'm going to put you in detention."
Student: "You'll never catch me alive!"
28:42 "it'll be called the hug"
The hug: maliciously does the opposite of hugging
mark: i dont have 5 ovens anymore.
me: no, impossible
He secretly has 6 now. Mark stays upgrading. 🐸☕️
Shit
The king has fallen
We are downgrading
@@ghoulishtheories7979 ow shit u close to 69 lmao
This is as close to an engineer as Mark will ever get
at the pull bridge one you noticed why he didnt become an engineer
This reminds me of when I took engineering classes in high school absolutely boring lmao
I think this might be as close to engineering as he wants to get lmao
Well he has said before “maybe it’s a good thing I didn’t become an engineer”
Ur funny
34:52 I haven't laughed so hard in so long 'til this magnificent moment
31:42 Lost it at this part. The seemingly good design brings our hopes up just for us to realize that it doesn't have any roads
Mark in here: "Damn I'm a genius"
Mark in Minecraft videos: "I'm starting to believe I might be an idiot"
@@equalizedbucket2006 Raft: I'M a genius and all of YOU are idiots!
The Moods™
the duality of the markimoo moo
Perfectly balanced as all things should.
34:55 is the perfect example of “it’s not stupid if it works” lol
Or “you used the wrong formula but somehow got the right answer”
or "He's a little confused, but he got the spirit"
Or "i stapled my balls to the table again"
@@atharputra538 you're a little confused too, but you got the spirit
Or "don't knock it till you try it"
As someone that actually studied physics and engineering in university, this was hard to watch
I’m an aerospace engineering major. I feel your pain.
5:23 I love that it takes a second for Mark to realize and laugh at a word he says 1 million times per video.
“What kinda idiots made these”
That would be your fans, Mark, that’s us idiots
F r o n k
Very funny idiots
Us creatures
At least we're funny idiots 😂
I see Mark has been watching a lot of Michael Reeves
In another uni verse where Mark is an engineer: “Bridge engineer, Mark Fishbach, kills 976 civilians due to bridge collapse”
In that universe Jack is running Cloak all by himself.
Fish
When reached for a comment, he replied simply with "I'm a junyus."
I’d believe the universe where mark is a structural engineer
"Aparently bridge was designed by his student and the beams were in shape of penis"
20:21 Get your mind out of the gutter Mark, it’s just a big coffee bean😂
@17:35 a prime example of how 2020 rolled in.
Mark: *actually complimenting a well thought out design*
Fans: L o *o* -p-
The *l o o p* beckons.
Mark is more like PULLLLLL
More like *J U M P*
@@beeftastesliketoenails94 more like B R E A K S M A S H
Loop-de-loops DO NOT *W O R K*
21:54 I love this design so much because it's such a disappointment and a plot twist, like you expect the dome to come down but you don't expect the bridge to have a missing part
I know right! I did not see that coming the first time I watched this
The long road is like “STOP!!! DON’T GO ANY FARTHER!”
TECHNICALLY you can't *have* a missing part, that's why it's missing
mark: I'm a engineer genius
also mark: using coat hanger plastic as a replacement for a strong metal pin.
200 IQ junyus right there
to be fair, that was DURING college. nobody is a genius DURING college
In his defense, he did biomedical engineering, not mechanical.
well you know if it works we're good (that never works)
5:56 Task Failed successfully
The scariest thing about this video isn’t the bridges
It’s the fact that mark said, he didn’t have 5 ovens anymore
43:35
I lost my will to laugh after i heard that
1:22
True horror...
MARK DOESNT HAVE 5 OVENS ANY MORE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mark: "It's gonna be called the hug"
My last two braincells: *because it rhymes with grug*
Croods reference. I like it.
nice reference, I forgot that movie existed until I saw this
we share that braincell
Rare reference me like
omg i was thinking the same thing when he said that!
"people might mistake me for some kind of a masochist"
mark- 2021
30:09
I always come back to this when I need a good chuckle. Mark's reactions to everything on top of the ridiculous bridges makes for a great feel better comfort video
Everyone: "tRuSt Me, I'm An EnGinEeR"
Mark: *losing his sanity one bridge idea at a time*
Legolord Productions stfu
Yep.
To the losing sanity part.
DemokuPlays YT what did he do to you?
Until he becomes caveman mark
28:49 The sweet embrace of death.
Thanks for the link, I have now watched that about 60 times and I keeps getting funnier
Same xD
Plot twist- it is William aftons wife that drowned in her car
Dave: Oh crap, Old Sport is dead!
OH NO
Ehhh they'll be fine they just have to walk it off
43:09. Markiplier's look of defeat as the bridge collapses. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I don't know how you keep finding new ways to fail."
Me, looking back at most of Mark's catalog, especially any puzzle game: We learned from the best.
His designs are really good. He could have been an engineer.
Michael Arellano Hi are you a *SIMP*
Michael Arellano Hi are you a *SIMP*
@Michael Arellano Hi are you a SIMP
He did go to college for engineering and almost got a master's degree.
JJ CooL r/woosh
Bridge maker: ‘F in chat’
Mark: _‘Finchat.’_
Mark Edward Finchat
Finnish chat?
"Finch at"
@@jamesc.2743 At whom? X)
I say Finchat now a lot instead of F in chat
19:23 i have to imagine this with the breaking sound from the lego games
TH-cam evil for recommending this today lol
Alternate Title: Mark's Community Attempts to Break Him for 48 Minutes
and from the looks of it succeeds
I would have clicked this in a heartbeat
Breaking mark in record time?
That grandma started it all.
Alternate alternate title “Mark has several mental breakdowns in lees than an hour”
to quote my english teacher: “if breathing was voluntary, most of y’all would be dead”
I actually kind of enjoy the prospect of an English teacher using "'y'all" like that.
awmehgoddd i live in tennessee and he’s from georgia so it’s kind of hard not to :P
@@maxthedeadthing You will ALWAYS here y'all everywhere in Tennessee XD At least where I live-
@@@angelbyte *hear
Just in case you need more English in your life.
@@draky7953 (the fact that you put an extra @ is triggering my inner perfectionist...and I hate it so much and I don't know why ;-;)
The genuine distress he starts to feel just makes it so much better
Their determination to make a loop is unmatched
17:19
‘It was called the Droop Snoot’
‘The Droop Snoot?’
‘The snoot drooped’
‘The snoot drooped?’
‘The snoot went droop’
The droop snoop
Snoot droop
the snoop would, droop
@@Dr.pepper457 The droop snoot?
The droot snoop
I feel like Marks reactions are those of every structural engineering teacher looking at new students' first project. Things like "you skipped the tutorial" = "you didn't look at the book" or "it hurts my brain" = "It hurts my brain".
i could not feel my lungfa
38:17 hey that’s me
Rock
Rock
Rock
Rock
Rock
I love how mark doesn’t realize that given freedom, his fans want nothing more than to create chaos to make him laugh and react to
developer: lets make a plugin that allows fans and streamr to interact, help make cool bridges and show their creativity
fans: me make dick huhu
If I could like a comment twice, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Or like gpb said: if you give a man stuff to draw with, man is gonna draw a dick
I guarantee the developers knew *exactly* what they were doing
Mark audience be like: We didn't fail, we just discovered infinte ways on how not to make a bridge
Yeeah making it easier for people to know the right way... i mean right? the more wrong we know the more right looks correct.
I Was The 666th Liker
.
We didn’t fail
We simply did not win
My vids are alot like Markiplier's vids
45:22 I enjoy the jiggle physics when the bridge hits the ambulance 😂
5:22 is my favourite moment of this vid lol, just the few seconds before the joke hits
I remember watching this live and thought: "I can't wait to see Lixian's edits"
Its same
Lixian is the best
lmao me tooooo
I'm literally crying with laughter from 27:00 onwards
Ikr samme
34:44 is my favorite one that actually worked.
Why use hydraulics when you can have a boat hole?
@@IAmSkystrike Because reasons 🤪
"How do i road" is my personal favorite
Same lmao I replayed that part a few times and kept laughing at it 😂
@@yaboiTyTy Yeah, that one was super funny too XD
38:01 there aren't any *_ROAAADS_*
This will forever be my favorite video I’ve ever seen.
I love that Lixian added Seán’s scream for the van falling
Timestamp, plz.
Ok I stomped a clock
@@yevenlu3243 31:49 ??? It sounded like him to me I guess
@@norielleserato it is, it's from the video where he did nothing but change shirts, and scream at clips of his videos
It’s not his scream
The character willingly driving off cliffs: *MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING.*
3 years later and my face still hurts from laughing. We really need a follow up stream.
42:45 Markiplier actually gave up a level, and is now using his fans as a way to make it to the next level.
Mark: "actually trying to build bridges"
Other players: *pee*
Moderators: this is fine.
The moderators fueled the chaos and I love it
Hey! I remember you! You were in a How 2! How to survive on deserted island!
@@UsmanMalik-jo8rg click him if you remeber him
@Ivan Varela I-
@Ivan Varela rip-
"YOU BUILT NO ROADS!!"
Living in the countryside in a nutshell.
Mate all of wales be like (BTW for all the Americans reading wales is in the UK).
37:57
@@shinigami_samurai7058 You underestimate the 1% of people who know common sense in America. I, an American intellectual, understand what comprises the United Kingdom.
But you are correct. 99% of us don't even know what the Leinster flag looks like.
@@shanejohnson4180 i thank you for your intellect
@@shinigami_samurai7058 I must thank you for such. Not many people believe there are many intelligent people in America, due to our shitty education system.
Some people understood the assignment.
Other people did *not* understand the assignment.
The majority of people seemingly did understand the assignment, and yet, they purposely chose to not do it.
The genuine laughs mark had during this is what made this video so good. His reactions are always hilarious and entertaining to watch. Especially when it's something as funny as letting his viewers make shitty bridges for him to test.
45:20
The “oh” is just so full of surprise and utter sadness, it’s so funny
The 'no's afterwards really sell the whole thing 😂
35:00 That is such an engineering "Exactly to functional specs" solution
It works in this specific scenario, that's all it needs
@@quantumblauthor7300 indeed
@@quantumblauthor7300 over-budget but ok
this is the only vid i can watch twice and still laugh at
“The hug” has always made me burst out laughing when the driver hits their head
“Mark being disappointed in his fans for 48 minutes straight”
*48
@@Mabra51 48 minutes and 38 seconds*
Okay damn I didn’t realize ppl would come for me for not being precise💀
roads ? where we're going we don't need, roads. . .
This is my favorite comment on TH-cam
Love that movie, even its sequels
ah shit, here we go again
Chicken.
Wait a minute doc, you tell me you built a time machine, from A DALORIAN?
24:29 Never put a budget on safety!
I love how chat on one of their first hydraulic levels immediately used hydraulics like they were supports and just made them the centrepiece for their entire build and they just collapsed immediately
"HEHE CAR GO CRASH" Why am I laughing so much at that??!!
there’s two types of people. people who simp for mark and people who makes loops.
And one person that actually makes a bridge.
I do neither so idk wtf you are talking about.
@@strangewayfaringstranger I think you didn't watch the video
And then there are people who dont build roads
And pp makers
4:36 we call this Mario maker where I'm from
👥 🤙 👉 👨📛 ☕ 🌐❔ 👤 ⚪️➡️
37:34 i was honestly more disappointed that it broke before reaching the end than them making a road to the water
Mark 10% of the time: that's really good!
Mark 90% of the time: *wHAT IS THAT‽*
Much respect for the use of the Interrobang.
97%*
I love the instant faces of confusion he makes
100% of the time: 𝓘'𝓶 𝓪 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼
@@PhilosopherInsomniac ikr. It's cool to see someone use it
Mark: "I don't have 5 ovens anymore"
Everyone:Shame
He just has 6 now 😌
@MarkDiesAlot mk
He exchanged them for 16 buckets.
@@ZerokirbyShow1 This is canon
i can’t count how many times i’ve come back to this video when i need a laugh. i always manage to laugh and smile at this one, keep doing what you’re doing mark.
8:11 I don’t know why but this is my favorite part
“Hi. Welcome to poly bridge. This is a game where you build a bridge.” What an intro
It's called "quality". Don't judge.
This comment is such BS
Yeah don't judge
It's a statement that 90% of the suggestions do not understand.
And yet so many ppl didn’t seem to understand that’s what the game was
*sees Mark test their bridge*
Fan: (:
*Mark calls them an idiot for their bridge*
Fan: :(
Alternatively:
*Mark calls them an idiot for their bridge*
Fan: >:3
They deserved it
Nah I'd still have my smile
That is a 100% True XD
Mark: Tests fans bridge
Fan: :)
Mark: This bridge is actually good
Fan: Ascends into the heavens
maybe the real bridge was the people that drowned along the way
MY JAW DROPPED SO MUCH! 🤣💀💀😨😨. Fucking HILARIOUS comment, and HIGHLY unexpected
This seems like marks personal heaven and personal hell at the same time some how
Mark: *rambles on*
The car: "THIS VAN IS MINE NOW."
Person:tries to make f in chat
Markiplier: *F* *I* *N* *C* *H* *A* *T*
ＦＩＮＣＨＡＴ
A shark's favorite type of chat...
That’s what I read too at first until he said f in chat
I just want to say during this video I've come to realize that if it wasnt for lixian and his editing I wouldn't get as much enjoyment. Dont get me wrong mark is good on his own but their interactions and the editing just makes it so much better
8:54 The sequel we never asked for.
"and this is is what the world is missing out on and i feel that they weep every night because they know they can never experience my full magnificence and i know this and i too cry at night knowing that the world is deprived of my genius, i know this.."
*van stops*
mark's face: -_-
I have genuinely not laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you everyone. Thank you Lixian. And whomever made the 'oh sh*t' bridge, you in particular owe me a new pair of pants.
Clean up on bridge oh shit
You oh shit your pants
Dude I cannot agree with you more this made me cry twice and I couldn't breathe multiple times for how funny this shit is😂🤣
Haha
Timestamp on oh sh*t bridge?
37:07 yEeT
Mark's laugh and reaction is more funny than the bridges for me, just his hysterical laugh and smiling face. No matter if he is disappointed or finds it plain funny, his laugh makes it all the better.