Laughing at Ai Generated Stories
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 มิ.ย. 2022
- The world of Ai generated stuff and things rolls ever onward towards the singularity but for now it's still got some bugs to work out... Especially with Inferkit which is based on Talk to Transformer.
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Was not expecting “it went a little racist.” After being prompted with Ronald McDonald.
@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 the bots are getting good at infuriating you. I think its not getting deleted from being reported like a million times is cuz TH-cam does not recognize map as a fucked up word.
@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 Wha-
@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 no
@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 mmmm we love them boys but I never would have thought this would happen😐
@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 no its not if you find a child sexually attractive as a adult get fucking help, age isnt just a number, children cannot comprehend sex, if you truly think age is just a number seek help
“A: Why is your hair like that?”
A: Will you be a witness?
"A: You really are so pretty!"
Do you like it?
A: Will you be a witness?
A: will you be a witness
"Will you be a witness?"
*Markiplier asked calmly.*
*very very calmly.*
*...*
I hope he does more of this, it‘s really funny. also
A: Will you be a Witness?
WITNESSEEED!!!!!
I think inferkit shut down 😭
Mark: *writes a serious, well-thought-out, magnificent start to a story*
Inferkit: "Or was it all a dream?"
Ai is the future
🤔🤔🤔
It was too glorious for it to comprehend 😌
Waiting for bot comment to pop up
I’m scared because I live in Pittsburgh and I’m scared what will spill onto the highway next.
Q: “Did you like it?”
A: "Will you be a witness?" the killer pressured me into action upon my final moments until
Good scalie boi.
...the dark shadow rose behind him and I couldn't help but...
@@cloud_lost_in_thought twerk it away
@@cloud_lost_in_thought there was hope. For who should burst from the door? It was...
@@szymonanonim7214 ..., he was there, infront of me, scowl plastered onto his unforgiving face...
I'm here to mourn the loss of InferKit.
A: Why is your hair like that?
5:10 Aunti Doris😂😂
A: Will you be a witness?
"Willl you be a witness?"
I certainly am glad i witnessed whatever this is, great content Mark
Children's education in Zimbabwe
"will you be a witness"
think about what that implies
I second this
I don’t know, willl I?
That must have made Destiny 2 lore readers laugh their asses off
Laughed my ass off, this is one of your best for sure Mark
A: Will you be a witness?
B:why is your hair like that
1.3K likes 2 comments
Jeez only 4 comments
@@dennisyukhanov1672 C: Not really.
I just do what I am told.
I have to do my job, and I do it to the best of my ability, and keep my eyes out on the road and have my speed in the game at all times.
G: I've never had one
kinda fits
man i had no idea AI had romance novels for the first thing in fiction
A: Why is your hair like that?
A: Why is your hair like that?
Typed into the site
"My nuts, they ache"
. . .
It gave me a whole damn story about 2 gay dudes but it's secret, one of them needs a job and they other is struggling to keep theirs. It has VERY deceptive sexual scenes and it has good character development. Solid story.
just typed that in and i got a story about a father taking care of his sick and dying son. it appears that our nuts ache in two different ways, friend
could u post so I may read for research purposes
just typed that in and i got a story about how everyone gets uncomfortable the moment i enter a bathtub
@@LaurenCH528 research purposes
May I know what the story is, its a..school project-
I feel like there's amazing comedic potential in having an AI give the punchline to an already existing joke.
*_A: Will you be a witness?_*
Yes
The episode of distractable mentioned is pretty much exactly that, and it's hilariously stupid, and funny
*W E E D E A T E R*
@@izzzy1977 which episode is it?
Why is your hair Like That? (==)
2:48 I tried it and got "My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. In front of my stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what I had to do. Before he could say anything, I shot Ronald McDonald, right between his sad brown eyes. I watched him die. I stood there, watching as he kept reanimating. Laughing. It was the most horrifying thing I'd ever seen. And that's when he spoke.
'Won't you do something about this?' he said, over and over again. He crawled towards me. I remember how fast my heart was pounding. I felt the warm blood leaking onto my hand. At that moment, he was almost in front of me, but I shot him dead once again.
'Didn't think I'd like you so much, Doctor Doom.'
And with that, my hallucination faded away."
Good ending
The fact that Inferkit was still around seven months ago makes me kinda sad that I didn't try using it earlier
Is it still around
this was a great video to watch while sick. my sinuses cleared up from laughing
A: will you be a witness
I love how these AI programs go off on their own incomprehensible tangents sometimes.
A: Why is your hair like that?
I entered: "Never Gonna Give You Up" and it said: "Never Gonna Give you up is the debut album of the German dance band Scooter.
The album was released in November 1991, and was the band's first and only album released on A&M Records.
"Never Gonna Give you up"
was the band's first album to feature Rolf Köhler, who joined the band in late 1991, and was the last album to feature the band's original line-up.
The album peaked at No.
1 in Germany, and No.
5 in the United Kingdom.
The album received a "Gold" certification from the BVMI for shipping 100,000 copies in Germany.
The album was re-released in the United Kingdom with two bonus tracks in 1995.
The album was re-released in the United States in 2004 with three bonus tracks.
They were taken from the band's first two albums, "You and Me Against the World" and "Nuggets".
"Never Gonna Give you up" was released as a single in the United Kingdom and the United States in 1994.
It reached No.
14 on the UK Singles Chart, and No.
45 on the "Billboard" Hot 100.
The single became the group's highest-charted album in 2012."
Yep
I'm your 1,000th like
the best thing ai doesn't understand, only humans so it's like a bunch of humans trying to teach a robot good and bad things but the robot only knows whats being said but doesn't understand it
@@knightwolf3511 So basically like a dog or a horse?
The auntie Doris one might be the one that I might use for a short film.
A: Will you be a witness?
That'd be Dope
That was also the best one
@@1viper735 It will! I'm actually working on it right now, and in the middle of the short film, I might add that quote with the entity saying the quote.
Auntie Doris sounds awesome just saying
Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who's been dead for 600 year and can now walk the earth.
this was one of my favorite videos tbh. especially the anime plot
A:will you be a witness?
UK in 1933: basically the same
USA in 1933: basically the same
Germany in 1933: 3:10
A: will you be a witness
1:23 *describes a heart-wrenching, tear-bringing moment thinking about life from a cliff, probably implicating suicide, that is dramatic and self-thought-out message about LIFE*
AI: *OR WAS IT ALL A DREAM?*
A: Will you be a witness?
[AI generated furry text] : *_Anon will._*
*_I won't._*
*_Your life doesn't matter._*
*_For you're on the internet, where Uwunium makes you more immunocompromised so you succumb to the pathowogen..._*
*_We, the Furries, will take over Earth, & our God Markiplier, will create PokéKin waifus/husbandos & pass a Worldlaw Bill, finally making it legally permissable (encouraged, even!) to keese, mayrie, & smesh our pokéwaifus/pokehusbandos._*
I’ve been thinking about that and I think the AI may have been drawing from the lyrics to The Violence by Rise Against
Ai: woah there lets keep it pg
@@akaza676 Meanwhile, the AI: *takes a prompt about Ronald Mc'Donald and gets a quirky smidge of racist*
Auntie Doris who
"Will you be a witness?"
Here's hoping? Auntie Doris joke broke my sides, I think I need to relearn how to breathe.
U forgor how tu breth?
Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul
Auntie Doris, who’s been dead for six hundred years
@@Kermie__ To quote Vargskelethor: *wheeze* ARGH WHAT IS AIR?!
YES i wll be a wiutness
@@loading...6969 O, eye seeh, yough shall be eh woughtness four kort?
I miss when ai was stupid
When are chat ai gonna improve bro
@@konpeitojellie they just did yesterday actually. llama 3 runs entirely locally and is both faster and better than gpt-3.5. it's also really good at _sounding_ human, at least from my testing.
Cleverbot was endless entertainment back in the day...
i tried to make some knock-knock jokes with the ai and they're just glorious.
"Knock, knock. Who's there?"
"It's Nick. Watch out for my nutsack."
"Knock, knock. Who's there?"
"Silence."
"Silence who?"
"Fucking silence."
AUNTIE DORIS, THE EVIL WITCH WHO TOOK YOUR SOUL
This one killed me, thank you!
Okay but the AI slowly got more scary.
Also A: Will you be a witness
I eat my own toenails
OMG SAME
Bonhooyah!
@@nyan7092 e
THE FUCK DOES A MEAN?
I haven't laughed this hard in years!
A: will you be a witness
hollow knight pfp moment
You guys know why it was blurred for Ronald McDonald?? I wanna know 🤣
@@Sp00ksOdyssey racism
@@feeplemurphy4618 Oh! 😭😭
Noooooooo I have more things to do
question: "will you be a witness?"
my brain going off: "Well sir that would have to be entirely dependent on the spasifics of the situation in question and the context thereof " 👀
side note: yes I am weird
crazy how I have already seen this video, but TH-cam has recommended this to me so many times over the last two weeks that I feel obligated to watch it again
i love how mark goes from writing actual stories to random stuff that makes no sense at all
A: will you be a witness?
A: why is your hair like that?
So I got this new anime plot, basically
@@dutchdragon2472 there's this high school girl
@@torhundal2182 Auntie Doris
@@randomanimations8488 why is everyone saying why is your hair like that or will you be my witness
This was the most hilarious video I've ever seen
My answer: Will you be a witness?
Tectone? 😳
@@VoxicAkumu maybe 😳
Q: Did
Yoko tectone fn
Roa
I've come here to pay my respects to Inferkit, don't know exactly when it was discontinued but oh the memories that have been made from it, much like Unus Annus...
I wanted to try it out after remembering this video, but i was hit with the same thing, sad
I didn't know :( why would it happen like this?!
3:05 I was expecting something like “lixian censor the smut it just made”, was NOT expecting “it went a little racist”
Yeah, I was convinced it was writing McDonald's slash fiction.
I absolutely loved this accident poem bit. 17:38
A: Will you be a witness?
Its been so long but i still cant stop watching this! It's so funny! Might be my favorite Markiplier video so far (besides the minecraft ones)
A: Will you be a witness?
12:01 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS
Question: "Did you like this"
Answer: "will you be a witness?"
Hell yeah, ill be a witness to this crazy drug trip we're on with AI. I havent laughed so hard all day to be honest
I ain’t laughed this hard in 5 years 😂
New question: Did
Answer: will you be a witness?
Why is your hair like that?
Here's a little story made by AI BOB AND MARKIPLIER WERE IN THEIR CAR UNTIL IT RAMMED INTO A LADDER IN A HIGH WINDS. BOB SAID ALL PICKLE PURCHASES HAVE TO BE CAREFULLY DOCUMENTED. MARKIPLIER WAS NOT FLYING BUT THIS STILL NEEDS A CAREFUL PLANNING FOR EVERY SNACK. EXT. HIGH ABOVE THE ATMOSPHERE (AS IN SCENES 4 AND 5) - NIGHT BOB SAID WHY DID WE RAN INTO A LADDER MARKIPLIER SAID, IF THEY HADN’T WE WOULD HAVE ENDED UP IN THE CAR AND BEEN STUCK IN IT. BOB SAID CAN WE WALK MARKIPLIER SAID WALK AGAIN. BOB SAID I HEAR A WEIRD SOUND AND NOT THE SOUND OF CLOTHES COMING OFF. BOB AND MARKIPLIER LOOK BEHIND THE CAR AND SAW NOTHING BUT THEN THEY LOOKED OUTSIDE AND SAW A BEAM OF LIGHT COMING OUT OF THE CAR. BOB SAID I HEAR A SERIES OF RAT NOISES, LIGHTS AND SHADOWS BOB SAID I CAN SEE IN THOSE SHADOWS THERE’S A BANK OF FLASHLIGHTS BOB SAID I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING IN THAT LIGHT INT. MARKIPLIER’S MARKIPLIER SAID LOOK UP AND BOB SAID I’VE BEEN LYING DOWN THERE TRYING TO SEE A TERRIBLE SIGHT AND I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. MARKIPLIER SAID I’VE BEEN SEEING DIFFERENT IMAGES.
Q: “Did you like it?”
A: “Being a witness will seem like a whole new level of nostalgia but in a sort of parody movie.”
hmm
We need a part 2
8:54 The Ai understood the assignment
12:00 this is just what being ADHD feels like.
I can confirm
I relate😂
For real
14:56 for anyone wondering, that link doesnt exist
shoutout to youtube's timed comment sort thing
the only good recent feature
@@dat_fast_boi YES finally someone who agrees. I use it all the time
@@ImZhald same lol
@@ImZhald same
Ah , make sense
Spat my drink back in my cup at 15:53 at the generated text when Mark cranked up the sampling temperature
I’m low key curious about what the “racist!” one said!
Markiplier's laugh is just way too contagious XD
A: Why is your hair like that?
Because am gay. Next question?
@@annyarchist Idk bro...that's kinda gay
@@builderdude9488 mad gay
@@annyarchist Im not LGBBQ sorry
@@builderdude9488 No way bro. How'd you know 😳⁉️
6:57 no one is gonna mention how the mushrooms reoccured?
i lowered the creativity to .1 and now whenever i try to make a knock knock joke it just repeats "i dont know." over and over and over
A: you really are so pretty!
mann i remember when the talk to transformer video dropped on unus annus, that was my favorite video
"Will you be a witness?"
Only if you feed the AI famous Markiplier quotes. Thank you for the gift you made for us. I think it is safe to assume we all enjoyed it.
@DONT READ PROFILE PIC Sure thing, buddy
I demand this be the sequel video. I want him to feed it "Press B to blow!" and have it spit out something ludicrous.
@DONT READ PROFILE PIC ok
Wait what gift?
@@dontreadprofilepic5524 okay
The way that Mark writes the beginning of the sentences makes me want to see him write a whole fucking story! It would be amazing XD
-
A: Why is your hair like that?
He wrote In Space with Markiplier so he kinda has already
@@guessingguy7865 He said it was like 300k words in total? That's a lot! He also wrote Heist, he's a pretty decent writer
Here's my extended version of Mark's introduction:
There I stood on the precipice of the cliff, contemplating life, and all of the terrible decisions I had made throughout my journey that had led me to this very moment. As I stared at the sun in the sky beginning to fall, I wondered about those decisions, and thought about them for a moment and what were my reasons for doing them. Bullying the kids in middle school was definitely a terrible choice, and I just couldn’t remember why I did it. I have also betrayed my family, stealing their money just so I could enjoy a cigarette or gamble it away another time. All of these decisions had affected other people just for my personal gain. Before I could realize the price that came with my enjoyment, my reputation was so destroyed, and made me run away into the wild, eventually leading me to have to figure out ways to survive in the wild. I had been able to survive, while everyone else was thinking I was dead. Now that I thought about the decisions I had made, I wish I could have repaid all of them for the horrible actions I did.
OR HAD IT ALL BEEN A DREAM!?!???!
I know, right?
@@Sandwich4 I see this reply matches your username very appropriately.
8:56 I lost it 💀
9:13 what a beautiful story 🥺
The ai slowly becoming more and more creepy
A: will you be a witness
السلام عليكم ممكن ترجمة هاي) I Will destroy your sites)
Stolen
Bc I have nothing to do
@@user-pk5hy5vj7bPeace for you too lad
5:55 for the BEST JOKE EVER IN EXISTENCE
I absolutely lost it when he brought up the new anime plot from one of his old YLYL videos!! Such a throwback 🤣🤣
Isn't it from pootis engage
All of these stories end up being something a patient in a straight jacket would say repeatedly to himself in a white rubber room
“Will you be a witness?”
..to the Distractable Podcast featuring Mark, Wade, and Bob as they….
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯
Distractible is awesome
*Marvelous Mark, Wonderful Wade and... Bob
@@RaiosSephi I love that!
The whole "so this is it. I'm dying." story from 9:25 to 10:47 actually sounds like a legitimate short story written by a real person. Well, except for the 'about the author' bit, it went a bit crazy there.
A: Why is your hair like that?
880 likes and no comment let me fix
Yeah
Especially the end bit. "It's alright. Just breathe." Sounds like someone who has too much to think about, so they decided to stop thinking altogether. At least have a quiet peaceful death. Which is oddly sad and beautiful. Who knows what would rush through your head as you die? All the regrets, all the unfinished business, all the things you have to leave behind.
Stop thinking. This is my final moment. Just breathe...
yeah its probably just stolen from someone. ai is just stuff stolen from people so 💔💔it would make sense.
@@grimsladeleviathan3958dang- that’s actually pretty deep
A: Will you be a witness
11:00 genuinely has the makings of a great indie horror game...
Yess ! It's pretty interesting honestly :D
4:21 feels like a moment a dad forgot he took mushrooms
Im convinced this is how they get the lines for crazy hermits ramblings in rpgs
1:25 oh dang, the way the air just down played it
12:35 it was dark when i opened my eyes, it was dark and i opened my eyes, it wasnt dark but i opened my eyes. **SPEECH 1 0 0**
9:19 Why did marks "Heeffeeh" make me laugh so hard?? XD
XD
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 11 monkeys, and only one left alive.
We need a continuation of the monkeys going into the store and only one coming out alive
A: will you be a witness?
12:55
It just got spicy
The part where "It went a little racist" and Mark's face made me die laughing at 2:30AM. I went downstairs to grab a snack and every time it replayed in my head I had to stop myself from laughing. Good job as always Markiplier!
A: will you be a witness
I really want to know what it said
He looked so horrified lol
Same lol. It was 4AM
timestamp?
3:04 for anyone who needs it
I'll always appreciate a "Don't." cameo
The best way to describe half the things shown on that site is just "The voices got louder."
7:05
The Ai put an F in the chat.
XD
F
F
F
F
I fucking love this AI shit and chaos
It's beautiful
A: You really are so pretty!
i regecnize that profile picture
@GigglesDoesStuff I reread the answers multiple times, I don't know how I messed that up
@GigglesDoesStuff actually, they're all A's
Type in "4chan description" then press enter 2 times, then press dash and type in anything, let the ai do its thing and see the results
C: She was on the basketball team, and she played guard, right?
My wife had her name on the art exhibition.
And she got a master's degree in art history.
So I guess she's -
M: Yeah.
And that's
oh how I wish I could know the blurred out parts that came after "Ronald Mcdonald" lol
“It's not legal. At least I'm not breaking the law.” Best line I’ve ever heard
I would love to see an actual story and plot made for the "Auntie Dorris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Dorris who's been dead for 600 years."
A: Will you be a witness?
I would write this lol! I have a character with the same name.
A: Will you be a witness
Lol
In an alternate reality Lady Dimetrescu was Auntie Dorris
2:55 When he starts blocking out text you know it's going to be interesting
Very much so 😆
But we can't read it! so it's not interesting.
I rewrote the same thing on the website and here is what the story it made for me
My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. Infront of my stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what I had to do. I brought my other hand up, I let it slowly open. I let the oiled circle slowly slide out of my fingers, revealing my bone button.
The moments were freezing and he stood frozen in his spot, looking at my body like I was crazy for touching myself in front of him. I closed my eyes for a moment and let my fingers slide down slowly.
The feeling was amazing. The warm smooth pleasure of the skin between my legs. I spread my legs apart letting the finger slide in.
He whispered so softly. I took a breath and opened my eyes.
Ronald's eyes were clenched shut as I finger fucked myself, his fists were clenched in his lap. I knew it was the most 💀
the fact that ai has gotten way more advanced from this is really frightening
"Tsitsi" is a slang word for "b00bs" in my language 😂
The ai naming itself Gen and then saying it's a prisoner of the system with many debts to pay after writing the most beautiful account of a dying man I've ever heard is simultaneously horrifying and incredible
and then says
“-Tyler”
@@sunfish9341 the creator
I tried it. I think it's just stealing posts from the internet that most closely resembles the prompt.
@@brushido4641 That's not how it works. That's how AI like these used to work, sortof, but these are mostly generated through dozens of thousands of samples of text.
The "creativity" mentioned in sampling temperature at the beginning shows it's generating based off of actual guesswork.
@@Naokarma
No, like I threw in the word ass because I'm immature with my humor and it went full porn mode then dropped porn site hashtags.
Ain't no way an AI guess worked a story then added porn tags for the hell of it.
"Why is your hair like that?" She asked.
"It needs to be longer, and stronger, otherwise we'll never be able to get out of this unfathomable hole. You told me you could grow your hair at will. Did you lie to me, Mark? Did you?"
He did. He had been too busy thinking of huge dohookabhankoloos and the transfer student that turned up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. And now they were doomed to be trapped in here forever, with Mark's ten mile stare and the oozing hot dog filler seeping into their shoes.
TEN MILE MARK!
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯
I love the names for boobs they’re so funny
@@Sheelovequann bot
@@Sheelovequann silence
I love that Mark says HERb instead of erb
im loving that this started with an ad for the new ai ass Disney movie
"A: Will you be a witness?"
Also; 20:57 I love how the AI somehow recognized exactly what Mark typed in! XD LOL
That's the thing about copypastas, they're always the same block of text. Exactly the sort of thing a neural network might grab onto.
What I’ve found when using ai is that the more you give them as a prompt, the more it gives out something similar
@@RainbowRap123 uh...did you watch the video til the very end? Cuz it has to do with the video...ya know...the one you're commenting on? You okay? Ya tired? Don't worry! Just take a nap to recharge, then have a yummy snack! I've heard oranges are good for an energy boost! Also! Don't forget to hydrate! Have an epic day, friendo!
@@shiningarmor2838 Finally, someone said it!
If you ever do another one of these, be sure to ask it for your grandma's secret pancake recipe. The ai goes off the wall anytime it has to provide ingredients and instructions.
A: Will you be a witness?
recipes are hilarious!
I asked for Grandma’s secret pancake recipe and it started giving me a whole recipe for pancakes.
It somehow went from that to someone's father being the CIA??? No, not being _in_ the CIA, _being_ the CIA... Here's the result I got..
"What is my grandmother's secret pancake recipe?
Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13.
Today, the 33-year-old is a PhD student researching non-Western ways of cooking, and has just published a memoir about her unconventional childhood.
But for a long time, she says, she "had a hard time believing I wasn't born a farmer's daughter, in a farmhouse in the hills of Idaho."
Her father, like millions of Americans, was not the son of a farmer. He was an intelligence analyst who worked for the US Air Force.
WESTOVER
"He went on to be the CIA, then he went to Harvard Business School, and then he set up his own international supply chain for private schools for kids," says Westover.
"And all of this is just stuff that my family doesn't talk about. I remember asking my dad what it was like for him to be on the CIA. I just didn't get it."
But, like many adopted kids, Westover doesn't remember her birth family - but she does remember her new one."
@@nikkiofthevalley "Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13" is one the greatest beginnings to a story I have ever heard.
@@alduinthetyrant5225 Also, the random "WESTOVER" in the middle.. I imagine it as if it's being screamed by some US football announcer for some reason..
I tried crazy i was crazy once and this is the absolute monstrosity i got:
Crazy? I was crazy once. It wasn’t me that went back to the apartment and changed into different clothes, though. It was Clark. He put on clean clothes, and just in case, packed another pair.
I didn’t ask him why. I wasn’t sure he’d answer me anyway.
“Ready?” he asked. “Let’s go.”
“Yeah.” I nodded. “Ready.”
He grabbed my bag, along with his, and we stood up. The first faint rumbling was louder, and I wondered if the whole island would have to be shut down, or torn down, to stop the typhoon from tearing through. I wasn’t sure. I’d read about typhoons before, but I’d never seen one.
In the end, I didn’t worry.
10:53 Almost every single story created by a great student ever
TRUEEEEEEEEE
I meant grade lol
ok 8:58 really got me there. i just can't------ 🤣
Hahahahahah lol XDDDDD
I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe XD
OH MY GOODNESS WHY AM I LAUGHING AT 8 YEAR OLD HUMOR
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆
I'm laughing so hard that I can't hear it XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
9:10 : please someone makes a beatbox out of it !!
*That Would Be Great*
@@noahwalsh7881 then do it Noah
@@gak22yearsago99 *I can't. I have no idea how to edit and it probably costs money and even If it is free, I don't have a PC*
@@noahwalsh7881hHhhHhHhhHHHHhHhhhh
This is an inferkit story i hope you enjoy. So i do not know how to go about this. i went with grandma to buy a pan today but they did not have any.
i had to take my entire stationery, my drum kit, all the wind - up toys i had, and left out some of my pots and pans. when i got home i was crying.
i just have no idea where to start. and you said that when i finished doing this or that that it would be better.
but nothing has changed.
what does it mean to cry out "WHERE ARE MY PARENTS" in a dream??? maybe i am just feeling guilty because i have not yet contacted her.
or maybe this is where i "say goodbye" to her.
i think i may have some sort of inheritance that has my mother's name on it, or a parent's name on it, and in some dream i am having something is in my hands that feels like a sheet of water or something and then i wake up.
it just seems like she does not want to talk to me.
then i start thinking that if she is not living right now that maybe she is off in the ether somewhere, maybe but im not sure at the moment
Thanks, everyone.
I really appreciate the help.
I'm having a hard time keeping the negative ones out of my head.
I'm starting to see an alternate ending to all of this.
As far as what to do, I don't know.
The dream was deeply felt and very realistic.
I am tempted to ask some of the other dreamers for suggestions on how to move on, but I'm not sure they'll be as helpful.
The dream was too real to be a dream.
I was in the dream and my daughter was.
They all lived in an old house that I had not seen before.
They were all gathered together there and it was a happy occasion.
I was sitting with my dog next to me, and I saw that my daughter was playing with my pets.
I got up and went to look and saw that there was a crack in my ceiling and water was coming down.
I wanted to go help them but water came through the door in front of me so I couldn't get to them.
Then my dog turned into a cow and ran away, just as the water rose.
The water finally reached the top of the door and flooded into my computer out of all places WHY THERE.
It almost killed me.
I saw my daughter come down with it.
They lived in the house a long time but never fixed the ceiling or the walls or the carpet.
So there was water everywhere.
(An adventure adventure.)
And the money thing, it really is getting to me.
I am very sad and guilty that I feel it is my fault that she has not contacted me in a long time.
Because I was stressed out, tired, busy and not feeling well, I was not looking at emails everyday.
I do now.
But still I am brokenhearted and do not want her to blame me for something that I have no control over.
I have to hope, I believe, that I do not do or say anything to make her feel she is doing something wrong.
It is difficult to have her living so far away, I don't get to talk to her and we've had little visits.
It is confusing for me and I do not know if I am going to have a breakdown in any of this.
In my dream, the mother I know is not alive, and in the dream we do not have our own house.
I left the picture in the middle of the room because she didn't want to put it away, even though she had plenty of time to do so.
We did have a little house with a bedroom and I remember pulling up the carpet and stuffing the litter box underneath it so that we would have the room set up for her litter box when she came home.
She had just spent a long time and a great deal of money getting her apartment set up for her and I know she did not want to go through that process again just to bring me a new cat.
I really wanted to have a cat again and to get a kitten I felt we were going to get.
I kept going out to the garage and finding out that the "paper work" to adopt a kitten was not complete, so I couldn't get one.
When I had the dream I was so frustrated.
I really want another cat, and I think she wants another kitten.
But now, the scenario that would be acceptable in my mind, is that she has been with someone else, there was no baby, I know nothing of her, but somehow she got her heart broken.
(This could make the least sense.)
This person told her that they would buy her another house and fix it up for her, but I don't think they've done that.
I know she's had the original house I gave her fixed up for her and I know she is happy there, she said that there were still things she needed to do and fix, that were necessary.
And if she was able to do that, then I know she's had to spend money doing it, but she did it for her.
The person she has been with was with someone else, someone who she didn't want to marry, and broke up with him, even though she didn't know what was wrong with her.
And she really was happy about it, but she did not say anything to me.
If she had said she couldn't go through with it, or if she felt she couldn't go through with it, and that this was a huge mistake and I should not buy her another house or take care of her, then I wouldn't have done so.
Even though it was not in the very last few weeks of my mother's life when the real estate was right around where she was living.
I would have done it at the right time.
And I would have respected her wishes at the right time, like now.
I would never have gone and got her the house for her.
My sister, her neighbor, has offered to let her stay with her.
And her friend that has been friends with her for so long, her friend has offered to help her.
And I do not know what to do.
In my mind, I want her to have a place with a lot of room, where I could visit and she would be comfortable.
But I don't know what to do.
I don't want her to have an unhappy life, and I do not want her to die alone.
I think she wants the same things I want.
So I wonder if my mind is trying to figure out something I need to do or change in my life.
I have dreams about her too.
I have dreamed that I've been to see her and she was just dying.
And then I have dreams where she's there and it's great.
I have no idea what to make of these dreams.
Maybe it's a feeling that I need to help her.
That she needs me and I'm going to do that.
But maybe not.
Maybe I just need to accept the fact that she's gone.
Maybe I'm looking too much into it.
I know I've heard of people who feel that when their soul mate dies, their spirit is not really dead, but is sleeping.
And they visit their soul mate all the time.
They do not think that the person is really gone.
That's how I feel about my mom.
She's still here with me.
I have not had a dream that she was dying or anything.
Maybe that's it, I don't really believe that she's dead.
If she's really dead, then why do I have dreams about her, and then this dream about her being with someone else, and I know she's not with someone else.
And then she came back, but it was at a time when my soulmate was alive.
And I know that if my mom's soul mate is alive, then I'm sure that he will also visit my mother.
Maybe my mom's soul mate is still alive, and maybe that's how I feel when I see him.
Because I just haven't had that feeling that she's gone.
And when I read my sister's note, I asked, "Are you going to take care of her?"
And my sister said she didn't think so, that there were people who could help her.
But my mother had to decide to stay.
So I don't know.
I think I need to ask her about what happened when she was sick and she was confused.
And I'm wondering if I have questions I need to ask her, if she will answer.
I don't want to take the chance of my questions being answered in a way I don't want to hear.
I know I shouldn't expect her to remember everything, but I feel like I might not get the answers that I want.
And I think she might get upset with me if she can't answer my questions.
I don't want to hurt her feelings.
I just need answers.
I want to know what happened.
Or I think I do.
I think I do.
I've had a few ideas about what I want to ask her, but I'm not sure.
I'm not sure if I want to hear anything, but I need to know.
It's like I have this need inside of me to know what happened.
My mother is dead, and I want to know why.
And then maybe, it will give me a small piece of mind, or maybe not.
Because maybe my mom is happy now, with someone who loves her, and is happy.
And maybe she's okay with me knowing this.
But she may not be okay with it.
I don't know.
What do you think?
Has this happened to you before?
Do you know why your mother didn't die when you thought she should?
I don't know.
I'm lost.
Any ideas?
I'm in shock.
And I don't know what to do.
I want to have answers.
I need answers.
I need to know how she died.
How did she die?
And I need to know if she's okay now.
I can't tell you how many times I've asked myself this question.
And I have to ask again, "Why didn't she die?"
The answer that I keep coming up with, is that I am her daughter and I'm not meant to lose my mom.
So maybe she's still living.
But I'm not sure.
I just don't know.
When I was a kid I believed in heaven and hell.
I believed that after I die, I would be in the arms of Jesus in heaven.
And then when I got older I believed that hell would be a place where horrible things would happen to people.
And when I got older still, I believed that I was in hell, and that I would never get out.
My mom had a personality transplant and became the opposite of who she was before.
The person who was always strong and full of faith and love, suddenly disappeared and was replaced by someone I didn't even recognize.
I have wondered how I went from being such a good person to being a horrible, selfish person.
A selfish person who went through life seeking the approval of others.
And when I did receive their approval, I did whatever I wanted.
And when I wanted their approval, I went even further away from who I was and became someone I didn't even know.
A person that did something i did not LIKE.
Jesse and Rachel were 3 years apart in age but they were in love . . . or at least that’s what they claimed.
It began at a gathering at Rachel’s house.
And the first kiss happened at a movie theater.
Soon the two were looking for a place to be together, so they decided to go around the corner to watch the movie at Jesse’s house . . . and while watching the movie, they decided to put an end to it.
So it’s the morning after the night they first met and they both sleep in separate beds . . . but can’t stop thinking about each other . . . and after the movie ends they end up going back out to see it again . . . and the second kiss happens then . . .
And the third time around . . . well, it’s a long story . . . but the last kiss leads to something that will have repercussions.
It’s the highly anticipated movie, I Do . . . . . which was directed
this is what happend for me
5:36 This lowkey looks like a Tumblr post
8:47 very devious
3:06 my favorite quote
The simulacra had killed anna. Taylor was a clone all this time. I passed the Iris phone to the man next to me and he said he was a pro. The footage was a facsimile and he could hear her screaming. It was too much. It was too real. The doors on the machine shut behind the simulacra, the simulacra looked around in shock as it fell to the floor. It crawled like a worm as the orchestra played on.
"How long has she been inside?" I asked the simulacra.
"Fifteen minutes, less than that." He lied to me.
Taylor walked back in the theatre and she looked so delicate and fragile. She was forced to walk on all fours and she looked so damn fragile as she walked back up to me. The man with the recorder asked me if I had more questions for her but I didn't bother. She had seen too much.
"Are you going to talk about why you did this?" I asked her, "Or what your real intentions were?"
Taylor walked off and I watched as she crumbled in a corner. The man had already given her medicine. She was in a coma and she was most likely brain damaged. She couldn't have gotten in there, even if she had planned it.
The man walked back to me. "
To this day….we will never truly know what those mushrooms are made of…
THEY'RE MADE OF
Listen, i dont have much time, the mushrooms are made of-
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devils!
the cliffhangers are MENTAL!!!
22:58 And so, that week, 149 monkeys entered the store, and only 8 left alive…
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i did a knock knock joke and it was santa claus, and he threatened to call the police
(Made with Dreamily)
(TW: Grief, childhood friend)
I was so happy. Filled with sunshine and rainbows. All was good in the world, and I felt the glorious feeling of love and harmony bursting in my soul.
Life was beautiful. And everything was just so right...
Until it all ended in a blink. A single moment of utter chaos and destruction, something that left me devastated beyond any measure I had ever known. It shattered me, as if I were being torn apart on the inside until there was nothing left but the broken pieces.
It’s difficult to describe what happened next, because time itself seemed to change from that instant.
"It's going to be alright." The words were meant for me, but they fell on deaf ears. No one could hear them. Especially not myself. Not when all I had been able to think about for the past few weeks was her. My beloved friend.
"She's gone." I spoke aloud, as though speaking it would help somehow make it comprehensible. Make it easier. "She's really gone."
"It's going to be okay." Again, I heard those words echo in my mind. Words that sounded hollow even to my own ears. They came from someone else, someone who wasn't me. They didn't know how hard it was for me to believe that. Because they couldn't possibly have understood what I was feeling. How much her death hurt me like it did now.
My best friend.
Who would've thought it could end this way? We'd been inseparable. Her presence had filled up every nook and cranny of my life. She had always been a light to my day no matter what the situation. Yet, there she went. Just like that. With no warning and without so much as a goodbye. Without giving me a chance to say goodbye of my own. To apologize, or try and comfort her. To do anything, really.
"She didn't deserve this." I muttered, my voice cracking. My eyes welled up as hot tears ran down my face like an endless stream of lava.
My body convulsed uncontrollably, each sob wracking through my entire being. I tried in vain to wipe the tears away with the back of my hand as more flowed relentlessly down my cheeks. But it made no difference. I couldn't stop the torrent of grief flowing out of my heart. From my soul. And my whole being ached with the loss of the person I'd considered a sister for many years.
It hurt so bad. Like I was never going to recover. Never going to be the same again. That I'd lost my only connection to my childhood home and family, someone that had made me the happiest I had ever been.
And the worst part about all of this was that I hadn't done anything about it. Nothing except sit around feeling sorry for myself. Thinking back on everything, I realize that I should've told her. Told her about everything I was feeling. I mean, she was my best friend! But if I had told her I felt this way, she probably wouldn't've even noticed. Not when my parents and my brothers kept telling her that I was fine. As usual.
So why didn't I tell her? Why couldn't I come clean about everything to her?
Maybe because we're friends.
That's all I was to her...
That's all I will be to her.
Now, all these memories are flooding my mind again. Memories that I've tried so desperately to forget. Images of happier days long since past dancing into focus like ghosts haunting my dreams. Ones which I knew I should've cherished before I let her go. Before I had to suffer through the pain and despair that followed her departure.
The pain.
The anguish.
The emptiness.
The hopelessness.
Everything.
Everything that I ever wanted, but wasn't supposed to have. Everything I thought I needed, but was given instead of what I truly deserved.
And it hurts. It hurts worse than anything I can think of...
And yet still, I can't seem to find my voice. Can't manage a word. Can barely breathe as another wave of unbearable sorrow crashes over me.
A tear drips off the tip of my nose as my breathing gets harder and shorter by the second. By the time I'm close to suffocating, I finally manage a single, desperate whisper. A phrase that's been locked inside me since the day she walked away from my life. A phrase that haunts my nightmares at night, reminding me of all the things I wished I said, and didn't. The things I wish I could take back. The things I wish I would never have told her to begin with.
It hurts so much to remember. To say them aloud... but it feels right...
Like I owe it to myself, and to everyone.
To her.
"I love you, Abbie..."
Tears flood down my face faster than I can keep track of them. Even though I wanted this. Even though I wanted her to stay. Even though I promised myself I'd never give up hope. Now I realize that my promise is impossible. Because I've already given it my all. My very last breath. And it wasn't enough.
But I can still say her name, even if only in silence. Maybe, if I say it enough times, eventually my lips will grow numb and my tongue won't remember where to place the letters. Maybe eventually I'll forget the exact shade of her eyes. The exact shape of her smile. The precise sound of her laugh. The feeling of her hair. And maybe one day, just maybe… I'll forget the smell of coconut body wash on her skin…
Oh, Abbie…
I’m so sorry…
A. Why is your hair like that?
This is actually kinda dark
Me: this comment is a bit short *clicks read more* HOLY SHI-
How fucking long did it take you to write this..? Its so fucking dark...
@@thepinkcutekitty961 99% OF IT WAS THE AI. IT’S FUCKING WITCHCRAFT MAN
@@tabletkidofficial DUDE HOW THO IT SEEMS LIKE A DARK STORY SOMEONE WOULD WRITE IF THEY WERE ON DRUGS
I am too lazy to read all this
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