Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe: The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson

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  • A clip from Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe (series 5, episode 5) in which Andy Nyman explains 'The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson'.
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  • @TopDog69
    @TopDog69 15 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    What makes this funnier, is the way Andy Nyman is cracking up just talking about.

  • @burntfaceman86
    @burntfaceman86 14 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Whenever I am having a difficult day, am stressed or tired after a long day at work I watch this video and everything pales into insignificance... truly one of the best bits of VT around literally makes me cry with laughter

    • @alisonn7200
      @alisonn7200 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I almost did myself an injury. Just about the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

  • @Mikeoneus
    @Mikeoneus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I AM THE IMAGE AND LIKENESS OF GOD
    I AM, I AM, I AM

    • @vipertaja
      @vipertaja 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He is the image and likeness of god in as much that he is a puppet controlled by a human hand and voiced by a human mouth. Seems accurate to me. I don't know about the health part though...having your dangling ear randomly falling off doesn't seem very good for you, I would think. (Not to mention the mental health aspect.)

    • @Mikeoneus
      @Mikeoneus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      vipertaja I AM, I AM, I AAAAAMMM

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'M POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN!
      No, this isn't right...

    • @davedogge2280
      @davedogge2280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *screams with laughter*

    • @metalheadpolack
      @metalheadpolack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s like something an insane person would chant in a psych ward..

  • @wamblecropt7506
    @wamblecropt7506 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I remember seeing this on television; this episode of Screenwipe, not the Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson. I must've been about thirteen, and all I can remember is how much I laughed at the description of Albert Herman as a Nazi war criminal. I am so glad to find this again.

  • @LucianORourke
    @LucianORourke 13 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Such as cocaine, pot, heroin..."
    Don't forget LSD, which was obviously heavily relied upon in the making of this program

  • @caltha2720
    @caltha2720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Hadn't seen this in ages and forgot what one it was just browsing random recommended videos and the moment it started playing I could already hear "I AM THE IMAGE AND LIKENESS OF GOD, I AM I AM I AM."

    • @davidhatred1583
      @davidhatred1583 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      he had the comedians tim and eric on his show which was absolutely brilliant!

  • @Coalemos
    @Coalemos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is what my fever hallucinations were like as a child. This is the closest thing I can point to that even begins to describe what fever hallucinations are like. It is terrifying. Everything is off, even the sound and that's what really makes this the closest analogue of an auditory hallucination.

  • @bacon123abc
    @bacon123abc 13 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the Halloween music in the background was just icing on the cake for this one

  • @LittleWittleKitty
    @LittleWittleKitty 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’ve been coming back to this video for 13 years and it is always just as funny

  • @bryanmilestv
    @bryanmilestv 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is the funniest/strangest/greatest video on the internet...by far. Andy Nyman's commentary is brilliant!

  • @jeffreynelson2660
    @jeffreynelson2660 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Seriously, if someone forced you to strum a guitar on this show, would you want your face to be seen?

    • @grgryocean
      @grgryocean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know who the alien is and I can tell you that he's not being serious :)

  • @SamAronow
    @SamAronow 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I grew up just over the hills from this broadcast area at that time, and had no idea it existed until seeing it on Screenwipe, and for that we thank the Lord.

  • @Xythantiops
    @Xythantiops 15 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He`s so right-its frightening-I can imagine the kids watching this in the morning at Jim Jones`s Church in Jonestown before the mass suicide..

  • @KatiePirkle
    @KatiePirkle 14 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Holy mother of God, this is insane. I love it.

  • @cyanmanta
    @cyanmanta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    These specials are actually great advertisements for drugs and alcohol. Sober people are fucking scary, man.

    • @harvestcanada
      @harvestcanada 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just imagine being on drugs while watching this. shaking in the corner in the dork in your own shit.

  • @Ethros64
    @Ethros64 15 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yes! Thank you so much for putting this on. I nearly pissed my pants laughing so much at this last night.
    Albert Hermann, LOL

  • @digitalsustain
    @digitalsustain 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    david liebe hart is a hero

  • @Ethros64
    @Ethros64 15 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "My ex-wife left me for another man and has her on crack cocaine, and it really hurts"
    *The* funniest line ever

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo ปีที่แล้ว

      we have to pray for her

  • @MrWednesday3
    @MrWednesday3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I thought Candle Cove was fake...?

  • @deathkidrocks
    @deathkidrocks 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    never been so simultaneously in hysterics whilst scared shitless in my entire life. at 1:01 2 out of 6 human guests look like they actually want to be there, the others look like they've been kidnapped and forced to be on the show

  • @rtenewsonone
    @rtenewsonone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Ear 2:00

  • @gmann6269
    @gmann6269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    David Liebe Hart really seems like the Ed Wood of children's television.

  • @Zapata85
    @Zapata85 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolutely hilarious. This programme is just fantastic - Screenwipe, that is... and the Christian broadcast, too, for that matter - just in completely different ways. Good post (Y)! :)

  • @RedTango
    @RedTango 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This video is brilliant. I used to tape these shows in the mid 1990's. The guy used to (well, maybe he still does) hang out in the pedestrian tunnel under Highland in Hollywood with his puppets and big people when they came out of Hollywood Bowl concerts.. I saw Doug The Dog in person. Unfortunately.

    • @RedTango
      @RedTango 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha heck no. That was about 25 years ago. I wonder if he's still alive, what he's doing these days.

    • @grgryocean
      @grgryocean 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He still makes music and produces art!

  • @berbletov
    @berbletov 14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Absolute genius.
    Every time that panda starts to sing, I just die laughing...

    • @PJGan13
      @PJGan13 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You’ve got to wait until he comes alive first… 🤣🤣🤣

  • @EonVankmer
    @EonVankmer 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I literally finished watching Dead Snow not two hours ago, and this was at least a million times creepier.

  • @sjdrifter72
    @sjdrifter72 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I want all the kids out there, to say NO."
    "Say no to drugs there, Don't do the drugs there."
    But feel free to do the drugs HERE!

  • @JCS3459
    @JCS3459 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:59 did nobody see his ear come off?

    • @NightridewithNikki
      @NightridewithNikki 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have watched this several time and right after reading this comment is when I noticed Albert’s ear falling off for the first time.

  • @ItsANiceDaySometimes
    @ItsANiceDaySometimes 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tim and Eric Awesome Show. Great Job! on Adult Swim had David Liebe-Hart on their show from 2007-2010

  • @jeffreynelson2660
    @jeffreynelson2660 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "the oddest collection of human beings.." yes, the Christian Science church in a nutshell

  • @gmann6269
    @gmann6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video has more views than the show probably ever got.

  • @OliverJWeber
    @OliverJWeber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I especially enjoyed the high quality post production work.

  • @BenKellyMusic92
    @BenKellyMusic92 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy strumming the guitar in the alien mask has got to be a pre fame Buckethead :O

  • @flyoverangel
    @flyoverangel 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just realized what it is we as Americans are truly number 1 at: growing freaks!

  • @blakerobertus7533
    @blakerobertus7533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That Doug the Dog song sounds like it belongs on a Captain Beefheart album

  • @LordofDarkness42
    @LordofDarkness42 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes. Even death cannot save you now.

  • @blueminerva
    @blueminerva 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    David Liebe Hart is a genius.

  • @Iserion13
    @Iserion13 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Knowledge is power, it grows like a flower~

  • @michellebelledejour
    @michellebelledejour 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Seen this crazy Christian guy outside of the Hollywood Bowl with his Doug the dog puppet. Thought it was just some crazy hobo. Guess I was wrong.

    • @grgryocean
      @grgryocean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      michellebelledejour musical genius and artist!

  • @MrThecarebear
    @MrThecarebear 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the expression on the accordion player's face. Did he get his gonads trapped in his squeezebox?!

  • @Joosgarada
    @Joosgarada 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great job!

  • @TheConciseStatement
    @TheConciseStatement 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That's not a children's programme.
    That's a nervous breakdown.

  • @1cy3
    @1cy3 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I AM THE IMAGE AND LIKENESS OF GOD
    I AM THE IMAGE AND LIKENESS OF GOD
    I AM THE IMAGE AND LIKENESS OF GOD
    I AM I AM I AM

  • @GreyMercury
    @GreyMercury 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @redlightmax
    I love how they saw that and thought "Aw, crap. Shall we re-shoot this scene? Nah, broadcast it anyway. Maybe the kids won't notice".

  • @jwallacephoto
    @jwallacephoto 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He told me the alien mask was coming up, but I still lost it when I saw it.

  • @trip2themoon
    @trip2themoon 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ha ha Hermann I've taken everything on your don't do list and you know what kids? They were all awesome.

  • @ImyurZero
    @ImyurZero 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Tim and Eric.

  • @alanwakeish
    @alanwakeish 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think this must be filmed in a insane asylum, everybody there looks completely bonkers and should never be let out in society

  • @pepepoopsonthefarright7531
    @pepepoopsonthefarright7531 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if there's a vhs recording of albert hermann, it needs to be on best of the worst

  • @121Superluigibros
    @121Superluigibros 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    thats the weirdo from tim and eric hes still doing singing and puppet stuff

  • @DVDandFilmBloke
    @DVDandFilmBloke ปีที่แล้ว

    4:22 Yeah, I mean those who made the programme need them.

  • @Offmedication
    @Offmedication 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this show, saw other parts around the internets. "Hey kids, don't do that crack there, and that pcp there, ok?"

  • @communistjesus
    @communistjesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Because TELETUBBIES IS SUCH AN AWESOME KIDS SHOW..

  • @danweddle7001
    @danweddle7001 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember this show....
    I remember this...
    I remember...

  • @theaaroncarruthers
    @theaaroncarruthers 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    reminds me of chester novell turners movies

  • @vipertaja
    @vipertaja 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine ending up in that place, it being some long melancholic purgatory, an eternal waiting room. Like in Beetlejuice. Sweet dreams. =P

    • @babybirdhome
      @babybirdhome 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's no way that could be purgatory. That could only possibly be hell.

    • @manchesterblue2007
      @manchesterblue2007 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      babybirdhome nope...hell is fox news on loop

  • @w00062016
    @w00062016 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You'd think after 20 years he'd have learned to match what he's saying with his puppets' mouths. I've seen better lip syncing on thrift store Teddy Ruxpins loaded with Mega Deth cassettes.

  • @DoctorBoosh
    @DoctorBoosh 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, there's loads of this on TH-cam!
    Fucking hilarious! :D

  • @HALSBRANN
    @HALSBRANN 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Albert Hermann loses his ear at 1.58. even as an adult this creeps me out :D

  • @joegover9452
    @joegover9452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:00 one of Albert's ears fell off. 👂

  • @mcvicar94
    @mcvicar94 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh sweet Jesus

  • @EdSigma
    @EdSigma 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't believe that parts of this show haven't been made Internet Memes yet! I can easily see 4Chan going nuts over this!

  • @TheElectricDreamer93
    @TheElectricDreamer93 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    You wouldn't suspect for a second that the clip at the one minute mark was shot in 2008.

  • @jeunesse1979
    @jeunesse1979 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    it kinda makes you appreciate the BBC

  • @vanillaorchid
    @vanillaorchid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Teddy Eddie should do a solo album.

    • @Samn3212
      @Samn3212 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      vanillaorchid i

  • @ffscantfindausername
    @ffscantfindausername 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    My fav bit! lol

  • @BoycottStabb
    @BoycottStabb 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Halloween theme music is perfect...

  • @vrattrog6266
    @vrattrog6266 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like Bible ❤❤❤❤

  • @Akira625
    @Akira625 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Halloween Theme in the background seems strangely appropriate.

  • @lgrbrc1153
    @lgrbrc1153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:59 is when
    I lost it

  • @unenlightenedbajie
    @unenlightenedbajie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Salamé!

  • @danwade3239
    @danwade3239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now we know where Bray Wyatt got the idea for Firefly Fun House.

  • @Dansonism
    @Dansonism 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    The David Liebe Hart guy is on a show called Tim and Eric Awesome Show now.

  • @bee-sq9ry
    @bee-sq9ry 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am desperate to find that teddy eddy opera. Is there anyway to watch the old episodes of these, there's not much on TH-cam

  • @gregatronix
    @gregatronix 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    David Liebe Heart is in 'Tim and Erics Awesome show great job'. That is actually a comedy(and damn funny) but is surprisingly similar to this.

  • @tootiredfilms
    @tootiredfilms 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Kinjamaimai YES!

  • @georgedeboo3759
    @georgedeboo3759 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Teddy Eddy's opera sounds like will.i.am's Can't you feel the love.

  • @RockBottomRiser21
    @RockBottomRiser21 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:15 may haunt my dreams for a few weeks to come.

  • @LaLiLuLeLo1991
    @LaLiLuLeLo1991 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    I nearly died laughing the first time I saw this

  • @JD1010101110
    @JD1010101110 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I miss screenwipe, and is that the producer from Dead Set?

  • @davedogge2280
    @davedogge2280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It's like something from David Lynch" ROFL..

  • @Vix847
    @Vix847 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Don't do the drugs there.

  • @dlohnerbass
    @dlohnerbass 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAO TIM & ERIC!!!

  • @kingkaza
    @kingkaza 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I legit got to interview david

  • @13strong
    @13strong 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It feels like an Eric Andre skit.

  • @thetransavenger
    @thetransavenger 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:00 his ear flew off fail

  • @gyqz
    @gyqz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    'I want all the kids to say no to drugs' ....yeah.....so he can have it all to himself.

  • @applemask
    @applemask 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @greatestsongsofLIFE Tim and Eric didn't invent him, they discovered him in the same way as Andy Nyman. He's real.

  • @joeblo2009
    @joeblo2009 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WOW! Imagine growing up watching this, I would love to get seriously pissed take 6 Tramadol and sit in on a show.

  • @esob902
    @esob902 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    This show is actually a "legitimate" Christian Science show that runs in the USA. While they may be quite different from other Christian Science folks, they're not kidding. Look them up. Mentally hilarious.

  • @NatendoSwitch
    @NatendoSwitch 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guy's on Tim & Eric. He's a riot.

  • @monsieurlemon
    @monsieurlemon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    he's talking abt it like he's reading a creepypasta lmao

  • @DeimosComaBlack
    @DeimosComaBlack 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    It falls off shortly after.

  • @ontariobuds
    @ontariobuds 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    it's buckethead on the guitar!

  • @murrrrrgles
    @murrrrrgles 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus, this is creepy. The music is perfect.

  • @hypernormalinfographic8337
    @hypernormalinfographic8337 ปีที่แล้ว

    Unfortunately Doug Nyman gets one thing wrong. Adam Papagan (who ran for governor of California) and is in the video as an alien didn’t join until at least the late 00s. He would have been ~10yrs old in 1996. Maybe he misremembered or it was cut to inaccurately present information? David Liebe Hart is currently a close associate of Tim & Eric on Adult Swim :)

    • @SonOfFurzehatt
      @SonOfFurzehatt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I suspect it's closer to the latter. Nyman says that the show has been running for 20+ years, so either he's been following it, or the producers got hold of a few modern episodes for the show and asked Nyman to commentate on them. The difference between the 1996 episode and the recent one got lost in the edit.

  • @Ethros64
    @Ethros64 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:00, Albert's ear falls off! lol

  • @ANDCFC95
    @ANDCFC95 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the name of the full documentary this clip was featured on ?

    • @user-yw9cu7dc3l
      @user-yw9cu7dc3l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s from a tv show called Screenwipe. This is only a brief segment of an episode, the show is about tv in general.

    • @gmann6269
      @gmann6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe. Brooker went on to create Black Mirror.

  • @Itchyfeet4077
    @Itchyfeet4077 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was that Richard Dawkins playing the accordion with the scary makeup on?

  • @Seth__Roach
    @Seth__Roach 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:15 I swore that was Tim