At first right? But kind of a mean condescending drunk at the end...sitting on the couch all alone at the end of the night muttering to himself how fucked up everyone else is.
"Comedian Tim Dillion reportedly found in podcast studio with corpse of an African American man shortly after criticizing the former President George W. Bush"
I have to fault Tim. "Have none of them become successful?!" For fuck' sake... is LEADER OF THE TALIBAN not more success than anyone of us have achieved?!
Is there not one success story?? Tim Dillon cracks me up. One of the funniest guys I've come across. So glad I found his comedy. Thanks to JRE for that..
I'm from the people of yemen starving because you give money to Saudi Arabia. I'm watching Tim Dillion in the midst of it all. That's where I at least am.
That’s interesting, I’m listening to this from Saudi Arabia and it’s giving me ideas, maybe you and i can collab and produce some kind of khat based energy drink.
@Scott Horne Yes. Then let’s get Disney to animate it so that children everywhere can enjoy yet another example of “American Exceptionalism” as it occurs within the borders of another nation (Cuba).
If i was falsley accused of being a terrorist and held without a chance at justice, I too would immediately join the "kill the group that imprisoned me for years" group
Thank you for the Demi Lovato acknowledgement. Somehow, my "How much did Scooter pay for this interview?" comment on Rogan's IG has been deleted... Her management has had her check every identify box imaginable via the press. Every day she identifies as something new... I FEEL SOOO BAD FOR HER! Can't wait to be inspired by her new album.
How about Abdul Ghani Baradar who was captured by the CIA in Pakistan? He was deemed a terrorist and sent to Guantanamo Bay. He was released in 2018. Three years later, he is now the leader of the Taliban and holding state-level meetings with CIA Director William Burns.
Oh, f u c k you about Kansas City barbecue! Lol You’re wrong about the sauce, too. It’s not a “whiskey glaze.” Lol Gary Vee teaches you how to build a brand when you wake up every two hours screaming. Classic! Your show rocks.
Guantanam O's the healthy breakfast cereal, just keep dunking, the most resilient breakfast cereal ever. I might have lost 20 years of my life, my family may have died from poverty whilst I was in prison being tortured without trial. But you can make this a little less depressing, by buying my breakfast cereal. Guantanam O's
This, um, definitely parts, let’s say; um, literally, my meaning is just personal praise…. Me to TIm Dillon, but this is the closest to Bill Hicks uh, righteous-style rant, least, that I’ve seen lol just wow and yes… And yes
One of them did get released and within three years started a fashion line called 'Orange' - all designs based on a single one piece style in orange fabric.
Omar Kadr from Canada got a huge settlement for him being tortured as a teen while there. 10 million at least. Many Canadians were butt hurt over it, BUT, he was Canadian citizen and we would want the same if it was our teenager being held captive.
Is it legit possible to get Tim on SNL even for a second? Not even Lorne is worth this mans time now. He’s killing It man, this podcast always has me gut laughing
The kids that were bombed at soccer games by US have gone on to be Paralympians. George Bush is drawing them for a modern art piece and he is going to present it to Ellen on her last show and have the kids appear in person but Ellen said they have to cover their stumps and not make eye contact as it makes her feel uncomfortable. Lucky for her most of the children's eyes were blown out too. Then Ellen and Bush are going to spontaneously break into a pop and lock dance off. Further rubbing in the fact the children are missing limbs. That's Georgey boy, you old scoundrel.
My job requires me to work 6 hours on, 6 hours off. In the 6 hours off is your time to eat, sleep, wake up, talk to your family if you have cell service....24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I'm fine 🙂
Never thought I’d see the day. The man who brought things like the steak house rant is getting stale. To all the newcomers, enjoy. Best thing going for a while
I wish I could put up cool comments on here, like the Americans, having comments relating to Tims humour. It’s like I get his humour but at the same time I don’t haha. Someone has to explain his humour to me, in a technical way
The humor he displays is one of condescension, sarcasm, and hyperbole sprinkled with a dash of realism and personal opinion. He, much like Bill Burr, are perfect for today's audience as it goes against the social grain but doesnt necessarily highly favor any side of the political spectrum. Essentially, statements like, "We should put terrorists on SNL..." are so highly surreal and idiotic it makes it funny. I appreciate Dillon's humor for its social commentary and his ability to bend presumably outlandish narratives to an even more idiotic extreme. E.g. his thoughts on the Tik Tok kids in LA.
Tim Dillon is funnier than the collective SNL casts over the past 10 years.
Why set such a low bar ?
Doesn’t have to pass his jokes through a team of lawyers
15 years for sure!
Facts!!
That’s true but it really isn’t saying much though, is it?
Tim Dillon was 26 hours late with his latest podcast episode because he was helping Ghislaine Maxwell escape, because ”believe all women”. Yes or yes?
😅🤣 clever and underrated
Yes!
He’s her personal PR agent
hemorrhoids'
Yes
"They're plotting against our country, and for good reason!"
This kind of commentary is why I listen to Tim.
I bet Tim Dillon was the type of drunk who was awesome to be around... At first.
At first right? But kind of a mean condescending drunk at the end...sitting on the couch all alone at the end of the night muttering to himself how fucked up everyone else is.
1000%
Great idea for a reality show, Tim. Guantanamo reunion show. Let's get the "Guantanabros" together again!
And companion show 'Gitmoms' where they interview their mothers. "He was an adorable baby - used to cut the heads off of his teddy bears".
@@Rampart.Xyou’re trying to hard to be funny and it fell flat
@@selfishstockton6123 you're trying hard to find something relevant to say but failing miserably
Anyone outside of the US following this podcast?
Stockholm, Sweden here 🇸🇪
Romania 🇷🇴
Norway 🇧🇻
New Zealand 🇳🇿
Don’t dox urself bro
Germany...
...we don`t raise flags anymore. Bad experience.
Before: not radical
After: most definitely
They were radical before.
@@Kintabl surfs up bro, Islam is the way.
@@SiNN4R The way to what? To terrorism?
@@Kintabl to boom boom
“No one’s big in Crypto” finished me
they should also do an Abu Ghraib: where are they now ?
Probably out back of the facility 6ft deep
Ex employees of the Ellen show.
backstage at Ellen
Imagine Tim Dillon and Patrice O Neil on a podcast. That would break the internet and pc culture
"Comedian Tim Dillion reportedly found in podcast studio with corpse of an African American man shortly after criticizing the former President George W. Bush"
🙌
@@PlasmaSpring lol this
I have to fault Tim.
"Have none of them become successful?!"
For fuck' sake... is LEADER OF THE TALIBAN not more success than anyone of us have achieved?!
Introducing to the sequel to making a murderer: making a terrorist.
😂😂
This man is hilarious. I hope this series takes off, it has so much promise.
He's too fat to be on tv
Guantanamo success story 😂🤣😂
Yoooo this had me in stitches.😂🤣😂👍🏿
This was funny but even funnier was the ad that played halfway through was VRBO. Lmao they must be embracing Tim's Airbnb hate.
If you don't get it maybe it's a good thing finding humor in misery and the fucked up world
Is there not one success story?? Tim Dillon cracks me up. One of the funniest guys I've come across. So glad I found his comedy. Thanks to JRE for that..
The seed capital is always the problem...Tim you are the funniest person I love you!
I'm from the people of yemen starving because you give money to Saudi Arabia. I'm watching Tim Dillion in the midst of it all. That's where I at least am.
But how are you using that to build a brand? Where’s your social media presence, Ebrahim? What’s your merch like?
What is your product you sell? What is your promo? When does the merch drop?
That’s interesting, I’m listening to this from Saudi Arabia and it’s giving me ideas, maybe you and i can collab and produce some kind of khat based energy drink.
Guantanamo the musical
@Scott Horne Yes. Then let’s get Disney to animate it so that children everywhere can enjoy yet another example of “American Exceptionalism” as it occurs within the borders of another nation (Cuba).
Man every time I have a shit day, I go right to Tim’s channel and proceed to laugh my ass off. This guy is so great.
4:11 *the most disgraceful moment of our history so far
Tim Dillon when he finds out I’m not a Swede, I’m a middle eastern living in Sweden, he will want to have me in Guantánamo. Yes or yes?
I hope so
@@moderatemexicanamericanpat4904 I thought you were joking until I saw your other comments. Turns out you just have a black heart
Did Barbara Lerner Spectre invite and host you?
@@moderatemexicanamericanpat4904 get a life!
@@moderatemexicanamericanpat4904 loser
What do you mean late teens bro they had over a dozen children under the age of 16
The "Where Are They Now" we all needed. Lol ex-Gitmo energy drinking.
I took a break from listening to creed to watch this
Guantanamo bay -- the original stunning estate?
Memphis is the King of BBQ sir...
If i was falsley accused of being a terrorist and held without a chance at justice, I too would immediately join the "kill the group that imprisoned me for years" group
Thank you for the Demi Lovato acknowledgement. Somehow, my "How much did Scooter pay for this interview?" comment on Rogan's IG has been deleted... Her management has had her check every identify box imaginable via the press. Every day she identifies as something new... I FEEL SOOO BAD FOR HER! Can't wait to be inspired by her new album.
Ironically Tim 5 months later they're all in the government of Afghanistan
I hope this segment stays
Live from Camp X Ray 🏝 Timmy D & fun times happy squad....
How about Abdul Ghani Baradar who was captured by the CIA in Pakistan? He was deemed a terrorist and sent to Guantanamo Bay. He was released in 2018. Three years later, he is now the leader of the Taliban and holding state-level meetings with CIA Director William Burns.
He doesnt make me laugh. Hes just talking loud. But i agree with everything.
"And the BBQ in kc suck so what's the point" 😂😂💀
KC BBQ is spicy try Gates its ⛽
I watched the same doc tim is talking about. Great minds think alike 😂
Saw the thumbnail and the title and laughed. Just knew what I was in for
Austin is not the fucking king of BBQ is this a joke? Memphis is the king of BBQ. Rendevous, Corky's, Tops, etc.
Hilarious and horrifying.
One of them is back in Canada and got I believe $10,000,000 by the Canadian government
Take it easy tim.
Guantanamo is not chill, bad vibes
'The Tim Dillon show' is like 'Gardening with Maurice' but it's with Tim Dillon and it's not about gardening.
That's a good reference lol
Where are they now... running an airbnb with regular furniture
man that fucking Fiji water bottle is a nice touch...
I think David Hicks is back in Australia and doing ok.
Trudeau in Canada gave one 10Mill link below,
Ghislaine Maxwell is innocent... #BelieveAllWomen
Who cares? Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet.
If I were independently wealthy, I would have a button on my tombstone that people visiting my grave could push which would start playing Tim Dillon!
Where are they now: Jeffrey Epstein victims edition. 60 minutes should do it.
Unfortunately they all killed themselves with two rounds to the back of the head…sorry
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Defunctland...gitmo?
Oh, f u c k you about Kansas City barbecue! Lol You’re wrong about the sauce, too. It’s not a “whiskey glaze.” Lol Gary Vee teaches you how to build a brand when you wake up every two hours screaming. Classic! Your show rocks.
Guantanam O's the healthy breakfast cereal, just keep dunking, the most resilient breakfast cereal ever.
I might have lost 20 years of my life, my family may have died from poverty whilst I was in prison being tortured without trial.
But you can make this a little less depressing, by buying my breakfast cereal.
Guantanam O's
This, um, definitely parts, let’s say; um, literally, my meaning is just personal praise…. Me to TIm Dillon, but this is the closest to Bill Hicks uh, righteous-style rant, least, that I’ve seen lol just wow and yes…
And yes
YAM YAM
#RestoreTheSnyderVerse
Nice.
Tim Dillon and Kyle Dunigan would be a better SNL cast then everyone currently on there
One of them did get released and within three years started a fashion line called 'Orange' - all designs based on a single one piece style in orange fabric.
Omar Kadr from Canada got a huge settlement for him being tortured as a teen while there. 10 million at least. Many Canadians were butt hurt over it, BUT, he was Canadian citizen and we would want the same if it was our teenager being held captive.
It would be so funny if the whole article would just says: They are either dead or will be soon
Is he yelling? Just checking, thought it was a trick of the ear maybe.
Too many ad breaks for someone who makes some direct comments.
Watch "the Mauritanian" it fits the theme of this video
Lewis BBQ in Austin TX & Charleston SC FTW.
'Friend's of Ellen' dont get procecuted.
Nobody's big in crypto?? LMAO
New TLC show idea with Tim hosting the end of season tell all episode.
Please go to luling City market! It's only 45 minutes away better than any BBQ in Austin
Why’s Tim so sweaty?
👃🏼 🍭
He's fat, fat people sweat easily
5:10 Probably not playing soccer
Guantanamo Bay Muslim garden! OMG
Tim Dillon for press secretary lol.
i hope that guy got to stay n Montenegro
Tim Dillion can run our CIA
3:00 That's an oxymoron.
Everytime I read "Where are they now" Broken Heroes comes to my mind 😅
I felt bad, I was the 421st like.
Can you clip the SNL part or nah?
Is it legit possible to get Tim on SNL even for a second? Not even Lorne is worth this mans time now. He’s killing It man, this podcast always has me gut laughing
Lmao no
Guantanamo Babes
Tim has skinny man arms
One wonders...
Too funny to ever be on modern SNL
Thanks Murica
The kids that were bombed at soccer games by US have gone on to be Paralympians. George Bush is drawing them for a modern art piece and he is going to present it to Ellen on her last show and have the kids appear in person but Ellen said they have to cover their stumps and not make eye contact as it makes her feel uncomfortable. Lucky for her most of the children's eyes were blown out too. Then Ellen and Bush are going to spontaneously break into a pop and lock dance off. Further rubbing in the fact the children are missing limbs. That's Georgey boy, you old scoundrel.
Why so loud?
kazakhstan ?
That was very funny
Love you dude
Yea the taliban wasn’t doing anything before mmm ?
Yeah the Daddy Sam wasn't doing anything before mmm?
The hell does that mean? Yes they were doing things before, the point is arresting people on shoddy evidence.
My job requires me to work 6 hours on, 6 hours off. In the 6 hours off is your time to eat, sleep, wake up, talk to your family if you have cell service....24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I'm fine 🙂
What job is that?
@@mab1ism Towboat. Pushing barges on the inland waterways/rivers.
@@Forseenlife my cousin does it. He likes that.
@@mab1ism I'm sure it's a love/hate relationship 😆
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
TikTok time bomb
yes
or yes
Tim Dillon will have the record for selling the most expensive NFT ever. He will put Guantánamo Bay for sell online
Never thought I’d see the day. The man who brought things like the steak house rant is getting stale. To all the newcomers, enjoy. Best thing going for a while
Everything gets stale without moderation.
I wish I could put up cool comments on here, like the Americans, having comments relating to Tims humour.
It’s like I get his humour but at the same time I don’t haha.
Someone has to explain his humour to me, in a technical way
The humor he displays is one of condescension, sarcasm, and hyperbole sprinkled with a dash of realism and personal opinion. He, much like Bill Burr, are perfect for today's audience as it goes against the social grain but doesnt necessarily highly favor any side of the political spectrum. Essentially, statements like, "We should put terrorists on SNL..." are so highly surreal and idiotic it makes it funny. I appreciate Dillon's humor for its social commentary and his ability to bend presumably outlandish narratives to an even more idiotic extreme. E.g. his thoughts on the Tik Tok kids in LA.
@@bobdoll2791 Thank you. Yeah I love the condescension & sarcasm