@@rukus9585 Tim Dillon actually traveled through the multiverse killing all his other selves and absorbing their power like Jet Li in The One. Now he is all that remains. One Tim to rule us all.
I gotta say I'm 50 years old seen a lot of comics in my day and I have never heard of this guy until maybe a week ago . But might be the best as far as I'm concerned . His rants are amazing and so on point it's scary . I'm hooked wicked funny as us mainers say
@Black Ice not at all, you’re not selling products to your listeners to sell them as well and get a cut. You just get a cut for them buying, there’s no pushing them into selling it.
Tim's Beachbody bio: Tim was sitting outside talking into a microphone with his friend Ben about people putting guns in their mouths and depression when he realized the power of Shakeology.
Who is this guy? He's like a John Belushi, Chris Farley character on SNL who goes off on a rant and gets so worked up he has a heart attack and dies. Hilarious.
I'm just learning about this Tim Dillon thanks to recent JRE/AJ pod. Literal tears in my eyes and laughing so hard at this. You've brightened my day sir!
My loan shark told me I had two options: 1. Set aside 30 minutes to educate myself about shakology, since that’s what I’m going to need to do to pay back this loan..... Or, 2. Else.
This is my favorite clip i keep listening to it and laugh so hard my face hurts and then ill cry becauae when i was h.s. in Las. Vegas and my DAD was a culinary worker and his last 25 years he retired a bartender he made me and my friends and his co workers howl laughing thinking up goofs on or amway some other nutrition bar scheme and shampoo n soaps scheme i cant remember the name? Would exageerate people turning into coolers for. Slot machines and something like. In no time they would turn their money making triangle pyramid into a vicious circle shaped hole crawl into. HAHAHAHAHA! thanks for this memory Mr Tim you recently become my favorite comic!
When I joined FB former classmates were trying to sell me stuff from their MLMs. $50 for a bar of soap (Irish spring forever, bitches!). They were heavily into this, selling their friends ‘franchises’ and going to the motivational conventions in Vegas or the Carribean. Most of them have stopped now but I wouldn’t be surprised if they still have a garage or a basement stuffed with unsold product. The most notorious one I’ve seen booths in malls here in Canada and the US. I’m pretty sure the booths are an immigration scheme. I pass them by but when they get confrontational just to sell me lotion or a nail polisher I tell them I have at least three Facebook friends trying to sell me the exact same shit if not trying to get me to buy a franchise.
I like how Tim's producer is basically hired to press record on his laptop and laugh without making sound... Looks like he loses it a bit mid way through this bit.
Before I knew what this was I actually had a lady try to rope me into this. She found me cause I’m a personal trainer and I thought it was going to be a training job. By the end she told me I had to buy the product to get the job to which I replied, “ohhhh this is a pyramid scheme…”. There is no job in the world besides a pyramid scheme where you have to pay the company you’re trying to get employed by to get the job. Usually it works the other way around 🤣
''she was two months post partum with their second son and searching for teaching jobs where she could put her masters degree to use...but because the country is A BAAAG OF SHIIIIT..'' lmao i lost it there
i used to have some people on my social media from my high school doing the beach body coach thing, i had to get them off my feed cause they were out of control. the way they would smile and be ridiculously happy for the camera was so fake, they were putting off a vibe like they had discovered the secret to life and they were happier than you
8:16 😆 I wish someone would make a skit about them setting up getting ready to kill themselves while this is playing. Basically have someone act out his scenarios. 😁
"You look a little bit thinner. Whathaveyou been doi-”
"Take a seat.”
LMFAO
"why are you looking at me like that?" LMFAO
“Wait where are you going”
@@deanadams1543 "i just want to talk about shakeology"
“Do you have your credit card on you”
Omg he said that right when I read it
Tim Dillon is my Beachbody coach. I’m currently up 75 pounds
Omfg thats funny
beautiful
I'm up 40 and developed a cocaine and alcohol problem but I've always heard that you gain weight before losing When can I expect results?
@@mrRufffnTumble post more cocaine
fitness isn't a problem, it'll go away
His sidekick trying to stifle laughter all the time makes this immeasurably better
It cracks me up more than the commentary a lot of the time
Ben makes thing a thousand % more funny. But he is not a side kick -- he is actually the producer.
@The Toothtaker lmfao
@@daysjours
Can't he be both?
@@mdgraystone not when he’s gone 😔
We need more people with this kind of brutal honesty and intense humor
Yea we do Anthony! All the way for sure! Dude
This is like a second "the Dick Show" for me.
Couldn't agree more. Imagine how much better off and more informed civilization would be with thousands of Tim Dillons.
@@rukus9585 Tim Dillon actually traveled through the multiverse killing all his other selves and absorbing their power like Jet Li in The One. Now he is all that remains. One Tim to rule us all.
@@paulieswalnutlol nice
Im glad i left BeachBody and found my passion selling low cost high reward jewelery, with Jewels by Tim dillion.
You joke but goddamn that sounds like so many people who get involved with these things lmao it’s astounding
Sounds like some genuine 100% Tim Dillion approved fake business.
Sounds great!!!! So the no-show jewelry isn´t slowing sales yet?
Sounds like some fake business
You are going to get sued by the company Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon (PTD)
I love how tim beaks stuff down and rightfully rips it apart. Awsome clip
“Not a single filter to be found in that man.” -Joe Rogan describing Tim to a friend on a podcast
Yup but let’s be honest Tim needs to get on that Shakeology
He should play Chris Farley in a biopic.
i would hate to see him put on more weight im actually kinda worried about tims health with all the drinking smoking and coke
I literally was just thinking the same! has the same voice and vibe too!
#hell ya Chris Farley reincarnated
How original
Agreed but it needs to happen fast because if he spends another year in LA he will drop 80 pounds. Mark my words
God I miss these old episodes
I gotta say I'm 50 years old seen a lot of comics in my day and I have never heard of this guy until maybe a week ago . But might be the best as far as I'm concerned . His rants are amazing and so on point it's scary . I'm hooked wicked funny as us mainers say
New England is awesome.
It’s a real knife fight around here.
The dislikes are shakeology coaches
"Shakeology"... Sounds a helluva lot like another cult.
H K people that actually care have a massive stick up their Asses
Lollll
@H K Found the shakeology simp
😂😂😂
Team Beachbody: "We don't make money by business fees or recruiting!"
Also Team Beachbody: "Pay us $40 upfront and $16 a month to be a coach!"
Tim should actually join an MLM, that would be a great bit
Pretty much what his experience in selling subprime mortgages was, really
#fakebusiness
@Black Ice not at all, you’re not selling products to your listeners to sell them as well and get a cut. You just get a cut for them buying, there’s no pushing them into selling it.
@Black Ice it’s not even “barley“.
@Black Ice ah shit I didn’t even notice, fair enough.
"Despite scurrilous reports, I am not a serial killer. As you can see, Wikipedia defines a serial killer as..."
This made my stomach hurt from laughing.
Shakes every day can help with that, Evan. Will you sit down for a few minutes and hear me out?
“You look a little thinner, what have you been doing?”
“Take a seat”
Perfect salesman 😂😂😂
I'm getting some Bill Burr vibes here. Tim Dillon is quite the rantmaster.
Old school Bill Burr unfortunately
The world needs a Bill Burr/Tim Dillon podcast. Tim's angry cynicism combined with Burr's angry cynicism can destroy nations
Nope. Two words, Stanhope Baby.
please no
@@jackfiercetree5205 lol they honestly have the same voice but have much different personalities
New to these clips. I love how the co-host just lets him rant, when the co-host loses it and laughs it makes me lose it too
"You look like you've lost weight, what's your secret."
"I joined a shake based cult."
Im worried about how interested i am in listening to this man talk for hours
He is cynicism incarnate.
Tim's Beachbody bio: Tim was sitting outside talking into a microphone with his friend Ben about people putting guns in their mouths and depression when he realized the power of Shakeology.
Dead af 😆
Tim is a different type of comedian, so inventive.
Who is this guy? He's like a John Belushi, Chris Farley character on SNL who goes off on a rant and gets so worked up he has a heart attack and dies. Hilarious.
tim, you're killing me, and your side kick finishes me off.....
Showing this to all my friends where’s my diamond coach status, Tim?
I'm just learning about this Tim Dillon thanks to recent JRE/AJ pod. Literal tears in my eyes and laughing so hard at this. You've brightened my day sir!
My loan shark told me I had two options:
1. Set aside 30 minutes to educate myself about shakology, since that’s what I’m going to need to do to pay back this loan.....
Or,
2. Else.
This is by far the funniest bit ever, tim is the king of comedy
I love when Tim is so funny that he can't keep it together and makes himself laugh 😂
Tim has a pretty analytical mind. He’s hilarious, but he also knows how to break things down.
I miss the outdoor porch days...
"It's a real knife fight down there at the Wikipedia-defined-not-a-pyramid-scheme Fitness Shake Business."
Ha ha ha ha
So many "comedians" on TH-cam and you are the only one that makes me almost cry from laughter.
I just wanna come here and say this clip was my introduction to lord pig and I’ve been rolling in the mud ever since
Tim Dillon is the anti-MLM commentator I never knew I needed
I swear to god if I ever go to an mlm pitch meeting and this is the pitch I will sign up that minute just to comeback next week to hear more of this.
I love how fast he turns when they offer money. Haaaaa HILARIOUS POD CAST!!
Shake hawk, snake hawk, hock hawk, shake hock, snake hock, stop.
This is my favorite clip i keep listening to it and laugh so hard my face hurts and then ill cry becauae when i was h.s. in Las. Vegas and my DAD was a culinary worker and his last 25 years he retired a bartender he made me and my friends and his co workers howl laughing thinking up goofs on or amway some other nutrition bar scheme and shampoo n soaps scheme i cant remember the name? Would exageerate people turning into coolers for. Slot machines and something like. In no time they would turn their money making triangle pyramid into a vicious circle shaped hole crawl into. HAHAHAHAHA! thanks for this memory Mr Tim you recently become my favorite comic!
I could listen to Tim Dillon rant for hours on end with my cocktail of gin and vermouth
Tim Dillon is the guy in the RPG game that uses all his points on intellect and common sense lol
This channel is the most impressive one in all of TH-cam.
Wow, my first time watching pre-covid Tim. I'm ashamed about how little I know of his cannon.
Tim should do Fake Business as an MLM
Ngl Shakeology seems like a good scam. Congratulations to the creators
This was the golden age of this show and it wasn’t even popular yet
Thank you for making me laugh out loud today!!
Give him one word and he goes on a hilarious 12 min rant. I bet you can have him going from subject to subject for hours. He's a one of a kind.
Dude... The ad I got was a dude talking about making 100k a month from a pyramid scheme
When I joined FB former classmates were trying to sell me stuff from their MLMs. $50 for a bar of soap (Irish spring forever, bitches!). They were heavily into this, selling their friends ‘franchises’ and going to the motivational conventions in Vegas or the Carribean. Most of them have stopped now but I wouldn’t be surprised if they still have a garage or a basement stuffed with unsold product.
The most notorious one I’ve seen booths in malls here in Canada and the US. I’m pretty sure the booths are an immigration scheme. I pass them by but when they get confrontational just to sell me lotion or a nail polisher I tell them I have at least three Facebook friends trying to sell me the exact same shit if not trying to get me to buy a franchise.
Good job documentary !
Man I miss the vibe of these episodes.... outside ranting
I like how Tim's producer is basically hired to press record on his laptop and laugh without making sound... Looks like he loses it a bit mid way through this bit.
Just found this guy. This is some high level comedy
I love his Andrew Cunanan stunt double of a co host
Andrew Desilvo*
*producer
What do you mean there was 20 dollars in the wallet when I walked in 😂😂😂 I’m crying son
I worked for a pyramid scheme company for like a week. I sold DirecTV inside of Costco. Terrible
That doesn’t sound like a pyramid scheme. Sounds like you were selling a service to customers, not hiring them to work for you.
cutco
@@HendersonHinchfinch its the way the company i worked for operated that made it a pyramid scheme.
Knowing how Tim does things: This could very well be their first paid ad from BeachBody...lmfaoo
"stretchmarks that look like spiders crawling up her stomach" haha that ended my existence
We all know that that if Tim weren't successful in comedy, he'd be selling Shakeology and absolutely crushing.
There is an ad for "superfood smoothies" on this vid.
at this point in history chocolate shakes for breakfast is more American than cheeseburgers or apple pie.
I had 3 friends try to sell me Shakeology. 😂 Never bought any...This is great. 😂😂😂
Before I knew what this was I actually had a lady try to rope me into this. She found me cause I’m a personal trainer and I thought it was going to be a training job. By the end she told me I had to buy the product to get the job to which I replied, “ohhhh this is a pyramid scheme…”. There is no job in the world besides a pyramid scheme where you have to pay the company you’re trying to get employed by to get the job. Usually it works the other way around 🤣
basketball referees are in jail for admitting to rigging shiot
Great show, Tim.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, amazing...
''she was two months post partum with their second son and searching for teaching jobs where she could put her masters degree to use...but because the country is A BAAAG OF SHIIIIT..'' lmao i lost it there
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Crying 😂😂
i used to have some people on my social media from my high school doing the beach body coach thing, i had to get them off my feed cause they were out of control. the way they would smile and be ridiculously happy for the camera was so fake, they were putting off a vibe like they had discovered the secret to life and they were happier than you
The ones on my feed sold toothpaste. Then would hack into my friends list and harass everyone there. It was mortifying, to say the least.
Fffuucckkk. This still makes me cry. Love Tim.
I’m so glad I found this 😂
"Hocking fitness shakes to her friend!!!"
"Hawking" but whatever.
@@haroldgodwinson832 _the op is actually correct. Its "hocking"
This is one of my faves. We're such a ridiculous species tbh
I'm gonna miss the patio. Captures what Los Angeles is really about
“And you TOO can be a Beach Body Diamond Member!”
absolutely hilarious. tim is so loveable!
Laughing with tears coming out of my eyes. So funny
Didn't beachbody make P90X? That was the hardest work out I've ever done.
Literal tears man.
This is better than any stand up special I’ve ever seen
"You look thinner what have you been doing?" ... Take a seat
8:16 😆 I wish someone would make a skit about them setting up getting ready to kill themselves while this is playing. Basically have someone act out his scenarios. 😁
I love how he says it's a pyramid scheme and minutes later he's gotta join up.
You know he's going to start hawking shakes to his friends for real
Or maybe he just started a fake business because it's less risk
Tim Dillon should get more credit for contributions to the pyramid industry.
most replayed part is actually the funniest
Louie Deperno is the siracusa Euler Clio !
Been a long time since I laughed so hard I coughed uncontrollably, then I heard how shakeology save Genie’s life.
Comedy gold!!!! "You start as a fat shit, but you end up a coach", hehehehe
This shit brought genuine fucking laughs 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I totally get how the coaching is B.S., but I gotta say P90x was the biggest transformation tool I've ever used
If a company has a page discussing pyramid schemes, they are one.
First rule of pyramid scheme spotting. If someone has to say it’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s a pyramid scheme
This is the funniest rant I’ve ever heard in my life. Holy fuck, I’m in tears lmfao.
Tim broke character and actually giggled
Green light !
Tim Dillion gives me such Chris Farley vibes, I love it.
Why was Tim not in wolf on Wall Street!!
He would have been way better than sethn rogans character.
@@NYCDurrani lol you mean Jonah Hill but they’re basically the same guy so you’re not wrong
@@NYCDurrani LMAO this dude thought jonah hill was seth rogen. Both jewish tbf.
Tim was getting excited about the pitch LMAO
This is the most amazing thing I ever did hear.
I can't take how funny you are tim