@Ruud's Ghost Why no vaccine for the common cold after 40 years of study and research? Why no vaccine for the HIV after 50 years of study? Why no vaccine for cancer after 100 years of study? This virus was studied for 8 months and a vaccine was rolled out that everyone is expected to take? 🤔 A vaccine that isn’t allowed to be talked about freely by the people.. 🤔 Why aren’t all the homeless dying? Why aren’t other mammals dropping dead? Why aren’t our family pets getting Covid and dying? It came from an animal but isn’t effecting any? 🤔
FARKING HELL. Meanwhile all the former British Empire countries have healthcare covered by taxes, in fact ALL COUNTRIES throughout the world have full or partial public healthcare. EXCEPT ONE. The same one where they've convinced the people that ANY country who has public healthcare will quickly be sent bankrupt by it.... like within 2 years... yet we're all STILL HERE, usually with nowhere near the government debt of that one country.
I yell at the tv all the time about this. Story: a man struggling to feed himself for the last 22 years gets a free bag of groceries; the heart and greatness of America are alive and well.
Yup. Man wears out shoes walking miles to work everyday Can’t afford a new pair even though he works full time. ,Nike gives him free pair of runners. Yay America!
impoverished family can't afford the hundreds of dollars per month for their daughters insulin, but the community rallied together to help them pay for their daughters basic and essential medicalcare. Woohoo!!!
I remember hating that story when it first was aired. The country is full of people who think that feeding a man a fish for a day will literally feed him for a lifetime. Charity that’s done without meaningful intervention and long term attention is just as effective as giving a dog a business suit and expecting the dog to get a job.
@@davidswanson5669 Not to mention that most upper middle class or rich people wouldn't be caught dead driving a brand new Hyundai, let alone a busted used Saturn. They just think "if you wanted a nicer car you should go to college". Jesus it infuriates me.
The free Hokie Pokie CD is only the gateway song. The first one's always free. Then they start getting you into harder songs like Muffin Man, Humpty Dumpty, and even 3 Little Kittens.
I bought a Ralph Lauren polo shirt today because of Tim making it look fashionable. Ralph needs to recognise that Tim is his brand’s biggest asset and pay the man accordingly.
I got drunk and made a joke about a guy dying on a moped. Friend that was in the room hasn’t spoke to me since . Turns out his dad in fact died in a moped accident where he was drunk and was hit by a drunk driver. What a wonderful world
'Stop ringing my phone u hokey pokey coffin dodger demented old bitch' Would have seemed a reasonable yet somehow understated response in this situation.
This is why I stopped watching TV over a decade ago. The internet is more interesting. Especially if you watch hilarious and fucked up shit. The algorithms make sure to feed you more funny shit. I've even learned to trick it. Just watch a few videos in a row, skip through, and voilà. New recommendations. Anyways, fuck TV. It's dying and the news is so desperate now. It shows
Feel good stories about 80 year old women having to work to make ends meet and of course they usually get a the job at Amazon and they talk about how wonderful it is to work for amazon and totally get treated great.
Sad note: Pauly and his drink cart were mowed down by a state trooper 5 miles out of Boston. Thrown into interstate traffic was then plowed over by a double trailer big rig hauling IKEA furniture. Shoulda done the hokey pokey
I feel like laughing at the absurdity of impending death is the only way to survive anymore. And I thank tim for this. Were all just ants in the sugar water.
I love how the beverage cart was so unwieldy that he’s having to wrangle it constantly along the footpath. I’m sure by the time he got 100 feet out of his neighborhood he realized the error he had made, but the camera crews were rolling.
I think like this every time I see a headline about “the oldest person in the world”. Like it’s a victory. Someone who’s 108 years old lives a slow waking death with zero joy or pleasure and you wouldn’t wish that on your worst enemy. 😂
lol that is the worst thing about old people. You try to be nice and listen to them etc and they just go on and on about whatever they told you to do. Fucking old lady gives her a CD and just calls her all the time asking if she is hooked yet lol. As if they don't have better things to do.
I used to try n make someone, anyone even a stranger feel good everyday. I was miserable. Now I go out of way to trigger someone or piss them off and I’ve LITERALLY never been happier😃
@@cslantz4020 balance my friend😂😂😂😂asshole when warranted(more often cause I used to repress it that ain’t healthy lol) but mostly I’m kind n respectful but I’m too old to take shit. However most cases killing a asshole with kindness is more effective n squashes things instantly 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️Lifes a trip Lmaoo
@@Tfwd1891 agreed. Trying to be only overkind probably reduces friendships to a simple hello and how are you. It's fun to have some insults thrown in the mix for jokes or even tiny jabs at our egos. But knowing when not to go overboard and keep yourself together, that's the key.
*"Embrace what you've been resisting"* is pretty heavy speak when you consider the topic. Me thinks the message behind the "feel good" story is to submit and obey. Makes ya' think.....
I wonder why she didn't pick "Tiptoe Through The Tulips"? I love it in the scary movie Insidious, and it makes me happy to know that the scariest dream demon ever to have abducted the soul of a child in a movie thinks it's great too.
Man struggles to feed himself for 22 years, gets one bag of free groceries! Asian man reconciles with the man he tortured in Vietnam! September 11th orphan gets a model of a plane for his birthday! Man with severe health problems due to thinking he could only afford fast food thanks to years of white man oppression victim mentality learns about the grocery store deli! Florida man throws a birthday party for the children of the parents he murdered in a drunk DUI! Man jailed for 44 years finally released and he got a job as a grocery store clerk! Grandma with Alzheimer's cries in joy when she gets a chocolate for her birthday! Homeless person finally finds his lost son at 90 years old! SURELY, AMERICA HAS NO ISSUES AND YOU HAVE NO REASON TO HAVE ANXIETY.
@@timekeeper2538 OP's post is the definition of anecdotal evidence. He said nothing about a trend, nor did he give any statistics. He said "my father etc." Implying covid is harmless but without the balls to actually say it outright.
@@Eralen00 you know there's TONS of old people who die of old age. News says today that MOST older covid deaths were in people with 4 OTHER CO-MORBIDITIES.... solid evidence from the government. Not anecdotal....
Love your perspective, but I can't get with the sunglasses indoors, I've no respect for people that do that. Much like sagging pants on an idiot; I can't take the indoor sunglasses wearer seriously at all.
That's a real story. In Tampa a 19 year old in a drag race ran over a woman and her baby. Then his TikTok fanbase wanted him released based on the disposition that he was hot.
Tim's the only person who could convince me to hate a random old woman. Thanks brother.
Lmao 🤣🤣 i
Mike Stoklasa.
@Ruud's Ghost Why no vaccine for the common cold after 40 years of study and research?
Why no vaccine for the HIV after 50 years of study?
Why no vaccine for cancer after 100 years of study?
This virus was studied for 8 months and a vaccine was rolled out that everyone is expected to take? 🤔
A vaccine that isn’t allowed to be talked about freely by the people.. 🤔
Why aren’t all the homeless dying? Why aren’t other mammals dropping dead?
Why aren’t our family pets getting Covid and dying?
It came from an animal but isn’t effecting any? 🤔
@@humbleservant1294 well said
Right?? Tim is such a fucking jaded asshole and I love it! I mean aren't we all? Listening to Tim allows you to embrace your jaded self. xD
Absolutely an mk ultra victim, hokey pokey was her kill trigger.
She wants to put everyone else's arms and legs into the sacrificial pokey satanic ritual.
Underated comment
The worst "feel good story" I saw was a little girl selling lemonade to pay for her mom's cancer treatment.
dam
shes never going to cover that based on overhead alone
Had an 80 year old woman become a man in the UK. Supposed to make me feel like humanity is winning.
FARKING HELL. Meanwhile all the former British Empire countries have healthcare covered by taxes, in fact ALL COUNTRIES throughout the world have full or partial public healthcare. EXCEPT ONE. The same one where they've convinced the people that ANY country who has public healthcare will quickly be sent bankrupt by it.... like within 2 years... yet we're all STILL HERE, usually with nowhere near the government debt of that one country.
@@OffGridInvestor aye but if you work in the insurance field you can break breeeead lol
I yell at the tv all the time about this. Story: a man struggling to feed himself for the last 22 years gets a free bag of groceries; the heart and greatness of America are alive and well.
Yup. Man wears out shoes walking miles to work everyday
Can’t afford a new pair even though he works full time.
,Nike gives him free pair of runners. Yay America!
And just like that, the lynching of black people in the past were forgiven.
impoverished family can't afford the hundreds of dollars per month for their daughters insulin, but the community rallied together to help them pay for their daughters basic and essential medicalcare. Woohoo!!!
@@callanc3925 eh sucks to suck
MEANWHILE..... twitch thots selling bath water and plenty of money for wars.....
"He walked 30 miles to work each day so everyone bought him a Saturn" got me.
I remember hating that story when it first was aired. The country is full of people who think that feeding a man a fish for a day will literally feed him for a lifetime. Charity that’s done without meaningful intervention and long term attention is just as effective as giving a dog a business suit and expecting the dog to get a job.
@@davidswanson5669 but the kid had a job for awhile obviously so your logic is extremely flawed here
@@davidswanson5669 jesus
@@davidswanson5669 Not to mention that most upper middle class or rich people wouldn't be caught dead driving a brand new Hyundai, let alone a busted used Saturn. They just think "if you wanted a nicer car you should go to college". Jesus it infuriates me.
@@davidswanson5669 When you actually care about helping people *for real* and being a moral person *for real* this world is a living nightmare.
"these coastal elites have nothing but contempt for regular Americans.
Also, here's my contempt for regular Americans." Never change Tim
The free Hokie Pokie CD is only the gateway song. The first one's always free. Then they start getting you into harder songs like Muffin Man, Humpty Dumpty, and even 3 Little Kittens.
I bought a Ralph Lauren polo shirt today because of Tim making it look fashionable. Ralph needs to recognise that Tim is his brand’s biggest asset and pay the man accordingly.
They're actually nice shirts if they're looked after.
Egg
@Scott Sieg Ralph Lauren has issued a statement begging Tim to stop wearing their merch. They are willing to pay him handsomely.
Nice profile pic…can you imagine a Karl Pilkington/Tim Dillon crossover? Too strange a pairing to contemplate.
I don't think he's their target market
“….she put her whole self in”
Tim: “uugh”
😂🤣😂🤣
“Because *that’s*...what it’s all about.”
it's so gross.
Disgust is the appropriate emotion.
Ugh 9:43
I got drunk and made a joke about a guy dying on a moped. Friend that was in the room hasn’t spoke to me since . Turns out his dad in fact died in a moped accident where he was drunk and was hit by a drunk driver. What a wonderful world
Oof
@@mattmmilli8287 oof indeed
lmao, I would've died laughing after discovering that.
life in the big city.
@@ladeacarr4245time to out my booze inside a Burger King cup And smoke up for the moped homie while eating breakfast
Listening to this along with Tim's commentary did actually make me feel a little better...😄
"It's a real knife fight down there at the Chevy Service counter trying to order Saturn parts"
Apparently they WERE the best built GMs, surprisingly reliable. Except maybe Cadillac could've been better built.
I'm at work by myself laughing my ass off like a crazy person.
Bro! That was so good, thank you.
The neighbor is learning to become the old woman. She's her apprentice.
'Stop ringing my phone u hokey pokey coffin dodger demented old bitch'
Would have seemed a reasonable yet somehow understated response in this situation.
Joe Rogan called Tim Dillion a genius that will end up dying of obesity.
Where
@@ggmedina1188 my guess is golden corral
@@dominickschrute3084 😂
How is there an entire hokey pokey CD?! How many tracks on that? 😂
Even one track is too many.
It's ONE. She must have burned it on her windows 98 PC
Surprised Tim didn’t mention that the neighbor “couldn’t” listen to it, because it’s an effing CD.
Ikr. I was thinking "did she make it on her windows 98 PC?
Doesn't her computer have an optical drive?
This is why I stopped watching TV over a decade ago. The internet is more interesting. Especially if you watch hilarious and fucked up shit. The algorithms make sure to feed you more funny shit. I've even learned to trick it. Just watch a few videos in a row, skip through, and voilà. New recommendations. Anyways, fuck TV. It's dying and the news is so desperate now. It shows
Feel good stories about 80 year old women having to work to make ends meet and of course they usually get a the job at Amazon and they talk about how wonderful it is to work for amazon and totally get treated great.
She would be happy, because literally no one else would hire a 80 year woman. Thank God for Amazon.
Sad note: Pauly and his drink cart were mowed down by a state trooper 5 miles out of Boston. Thrown into interstate traffic was then plowed over by a double trailer big rig hauling IKEA furniture. Shoulda done the hokey pokey
@Dee Smith Nope
@@HiDesert004 got a link for the story?
The story of a dying republic.
Awesome...
I remember one about a little girl selling lemonade to try to pay for her life saving brain surgery
I feel like laughing at the absurdity of impending death is the only way to survive anymore. And I thank tim for this. Were all just ants in the sugar water.
Truly
Probably a member of the PHELPS church. Classic. Tim is truly disgusted and Ben is roaring. Perfect team.
My god this is so depressing and so hilarious at the same time
I love how the beverage cart was so unwieldy that he’s having to wrangle it constantly along the footpath. I’m sure by the time he got 100 feet out of his neighborhood he realized the error he had made, but the camera crews were rolling.
LOL!
In my country we don't have feel good stories. Only the horrifying part is left.
Good🥰
@@alo4912 lol
Did you live in Mexico?
Rip
Ben was hilarious with that Antifa comment 😂
I think like this every time I see a headline about “the oldest person in the world”.
Like it’s a victory.
Someone who’s 108 years old lives a slow waking death with zero joy or pleasure and you wouldn’t wish that on your worst enemy. 😂
that story was fucked up bruh
My God, people who can't see their feet and can't even do the hokey pokey, that really sums up America.
lol that is the worst thing about old people. You try to be nice and listen to them etc and they just go on and on about whatever they told you to do. Fucking old lady gives her a CD and just calls her all the time asking if she is hooked yet lol. As if they don't have better things to do.
At least she wasn't obssessed with the Macarena ...
The clip shows the neighbor walking the old lady into traffic.
Where's Dr. Kevorkian when you need him?
This is the hardest I've laughed in months
I used to try n make someone, anyone even a stranger feel good everyday. I was miserable. Now I go out of way to trigger someone or piss them off and I’ve LITERALLY never been happier😃
Lol damn thats some Joker shit. You went from being a nice guy to being an asshole, both sides of the spectrum.
@@cslantz4020 balance my friend😂😂😂😂asshole when warranted(more often cause I used to repress it that ain’t healthy lol) but mostly I’m kind n respectful but I’m too old to take shit. However most cases killing a asshole with kindness is more effective n squashes things instantly 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️Lifes a trip Lmaoo
@@Tfwd1891 agreed. Trying to be only overkind probably reduces friendships to a simple hello and how are you. It's fun to have some insults thrown in the mix for jokes or even tiny jabs at our egos. But knowing when not to go overboard and keep yourself together, that's the key.
*"Embrace what you've been resisting"* is pretty heavy speak when you consider the topic. Me thinks the message behind the "feel good" story is to submit and obey. Makes ya' think.....
This is art
Art backwards is Tra, Tra= Tim’s Really Amazing. Coincidence? I think not.
@@bloatedsodium7301 Are you a wizard?
@@tech1238 is an Aquanaut 40k?
"she's like a MK Ultra victim" 🤣🤣
My uncle died of COVID. Actually was a car crash but the state paid for his funeral if we didn’t fight the COVID death theory.
No one believes you
I love you Tim can't wait to see you in Toronto
He has dates for Toronto?
@@fingersm yes Dec 31 2021!! NYE!! 🤩
Tim is the only person who can do a real Joe Rogan impression properly.
I miss the simpler times when the worst thing you’d hear on the news was hijacked planes being flown into buildings.
"It doesn't take much to make someone's day..." Yeah, I draw the line at the Hokey Fucking Pokey...
Lmao
3am Sunday morning, couldn't sleep, watched this on headphones, woke my neighbours laughing, god bless America.
She made A CD FOR THE NEIGHBOR? On her windows 98 PC?
So glad someone is finally saying this, love Tim.
Everyone in Austin is pushing that Liquid Death water. Is it some sort of joke or something.
She’s not obsessed she’s senile
This is very disturbing.
"antifa member" im crying
Mr giggles on the left needs to stop shaking his shoulders when he giggles or he’s gonna get dem tremors late in life
"On the road" = flyover country
Ah yes I remember the Ben Avery era
I don’t think 90% of towns in the US would have the patience to do this.
“how does he not have shoes? He works everyday”
“All is well that ends well”
Oh my god this is too funny
I'm just here to watch the other dude silently cry-laughing while Tim drops his knowledge.
I wonder why she didn't pick "Tiptoe Through The Tulips"? I love it in the scary movie Insidious, and it makes me happy to know that the scariest dream demon ever to have abducted the soul of a child in a movie thinks it's great too.
Definitely an MK Ultra test subject. LSD and Hokey Pokey for breakfast
Holy S!! Absolutely hysterical. I am crying from laughing so hard. BRAVO, Sir!
wafflehouse brawls are the worst but I do miss them and wish them well
“Black magic ceremony” 😂
They were always dystopian bed time stories.
(Beep) Guess whhooo? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just waiting for the paper boy, wondering if he's going to come bring me some neeewwws
Who would’ve predicted that it would be the right to try and cancel Timmy
Why doesn't he have shoes? Who cares, now he has a 1998 Saturn!
Man, the nerve of this old bat. She’s been “touched.”
It's The Hokey Cokey, not The Hokey Pokey. Silly old bat.
I know why I love Tim. He reminds me of that classic comforting stanhope delivery 🤘🏻
Tim Pool isn't sending you a xmas card this year...............devastating
🤣🤣
Man struggles to feed himself for 22 years, gets one bag of free groceries!
Asian man reconciles with the man he tortured in Vietnam!
September 11th orphan gets a model of a plane for his birthday!
Man with severe health problems due to thinking he could only afford fast food thanks to years of white man oppression victim mentality learns about the grocery store deli!
Florida man throws a birthday party for the children of the parents he murdered in a drunk DUI!
Man jailed for 44 years finally released and he got a job as a grocery store clerk!
Grandma with Alzheimer's cries in joy when she gets a chocolate for her birthday!
Homeless person finally finds his lost son at 90 years old!
SURELY, AMERICA HAS NO ISSUES AND YOU HAVE NO REASON TO HAVE ANXIETY.
My father is 80 and he didn't even have symptoms when he had the plague. Just wanted to say that somewhere for some reason, whatever.
Anecdotal evidence is worthless, just wanted to say that, whatever.
@@Eralen00 It's more of a trend than an anecdote really, since OP's father is literally the majority of elderly Covid cases not an outlier.
@@timekeeper2538 OP's post is the definition of anecdotal evidence. He said nothing about a trend, nor did he give any statistics. He said "my father etc." Implying covid is harmless but without the balls to actually say it outright.
@@Eralen00 you know there's TONS of old people who die of old age. News says today that MOST older covid deaths were in people with 4 OTHER CO-MORBIDITIES.... solid evidence from the government. Not anecdotal....
As a young black man I love Tim Dillon. As a young white man too! Lmaoo he gets it
He got a nineteen ninety eight Saturn and he will be thrilled now. First time that sentence has ever been said any place.
This news segment is a complete waste of B Roll and Tape.
When the news shows good things it's now scary to me I automatically thing what is going on that is so bad that the negative is not being mentioned.
Love your perspective, but I can't get with the sunglasses indoors, I've no respect for people that do that. Much like sagging pants on an idiot; I can't take the indoor sunglasses wearer seriously at all.
That's the point
That old woman protest mixed race schools and now is trying to torture their victims with the hockey pockey.
I literally haven’t laughed this hard since the pandemic hit lmao
Good call. People are tired of bullshit. Maybe that's why we're watching shows like yours and Rogan's and tuning out the MSM.
I can never get enough of The Tim Dillon Show
I was watching and an ad with a remixed version of hokey pokey went on... unbelievable
algorithmic support comment
"What is this where they do this, they walk for no reason? Oh this.. Jesus christ" 😂
The government is directing all the discord and negativity towards unvaccinated people, that Tim talked about from 0:00-1:45
Why are there Commercials? Very strange.
Put fauci under the jail
Can I be honest and say I thought Tim was most funniest when he was talking about 9/11 at the end. His reactions to his fucking beverage cart. Lol
This is hoestly, the worst, 'feel good' story since the dawn of time. WORST! Honestly.
2:30 this is eerily similar to Fahrenheit 451 the book
I don't understand why people still watch the news. Just turn off the t.v.
That's a real story. In Tampa a 19 year old in a drag race ran over a woman and her baby. Then his TikTok fanbase wanted him released based on the disposition that he was hot.
Double down on fake business
I like how your sidekick just sits there and laughs
Ralph Lauren polo, not that American polo company shit ladies! ThePig2024.
Once I heard her say "Hokey Pokey" I lost it! Holy Shit! CBS thinks we belong in the CooCoo's Nest Jack Nickelson lobotomy ward
At least it wasn't Baby Shark.
So cringe 9:42
This is the funniest video I’ve ever watched in my entire life. Cried laughing. Tim. Tim you are amazing man .