@victoriaarmstrong322 Same thoughts I had when seeing Neal's face, you saved me from retyping your comment... peace and nothing but love from Oakland, California
@@MichaelW-d4zKind of repetitive isn’t it? Sort of like leaving the same comment everywhere about “Tom’s gonna talk about airtight or shits again and I don’t like that” over and over. We heard you.
Neal Brennan instead of concentrated drunken Zyn-infused narcissism?? My monday just got so much better. Edit: This was the best, most honest and insightful episode of 2 bears ever. Thank you.
@PrescientHope lol its not that serious man. Also its a running joke that he announces Berts 'Medical' issues when hes not there. So you are assuming that this is the first "Real" one? lmao. stop.
I was thinking the same thing. I root for the guy and hope he gets his health truly in order and all that. I just hope if and when something happens, the fan base doesn't just mock him. Anything for laughs, I guess.
I remember when we had to wear masks everywhere I turned the corner around the aisle at a health food store and saw Neal standing in the checkout line and blurted out an enthusiastic “Neal!” as I walked by him. And his eye expression looked so startled being recognized behind the mask that it made me chuckle out loud almost immediately. Its still funny to me haha
In hindsight it probably didn’t help that I was 3 feet away from him when I blurted it out and probably looked super high as I had just finished doing some Kambo half an hour prior haha
Bert is going to be so hurt by Neal shitting on him and he’s going to pretend like he loved it😂 I’m a bert fan but Neal is spot on. Bert was definitely the “equal attention gift” receiver at other people’s birthday parties
I passed the 15 minute mark and it’s all because of Neal. Can we get him at least once a month so that we can actually enjoy and watch an entire episode?
One Bear, One Space Cadet. The look Neil Brennan has on his face in the beginning of this show reminds me of one of those zombies off Shawn of the Dead. Just the most displaced space cadet look I’ve ever seen.
I forgot that this was 2B1C more than once watching this today. This is an interesting mature discussion between two adult men. Id watch so much more of this if that was the case regularly
As much work as you guys have done, a lot of these revelations just happen with age. We are all 3 the same age, and I also have let so many things fall away, and I have NONE of the things you guys do😂❤
There's no government-regulated standard for flushable wipes, so manufacturers can label their wipes as 'flushable' whether that's entirely true or not.
Tom should make a slasher/comedy to live out his serial killer fantasies. I really want to see his inner psychopath come out on screen where he dials it up 1000%.
Bringing an AI voice replica of the guy you're sitting in for is really stepping up the podcast guest game.
Really good stuff though
@@Bleepbloopblappp Yeah I was impressed
There was literally no difference between Bert and the AI.
@@squigtonianmayhem4602there really is though, the AI is funny
@@setulokavid7745 fair point.
The look on Neal’s face when Tom says Bert is getting neurological treatment 😂😂
😂😂😂
I thought it was a glory hole before I realized it was Neal
who's Bert?
@victoriaarmstrong322
Same thoughts I had when seeing Neal's face, you saved me from retyping your comment... peace and nothing but love from Oakland, California
Hhhahahahahahahahahhaha
Neal using Bert’s voice to shit on him by pointing out what annoys us is the funniest and best in a while
Why does it annoy you?
@leftjab6145 you read that wrong.
You don't even need A.I. to replace Brent. Just have the "Machine" Story on loop in the background at max volume, it's the same thing
I mean like you're not wrong.
Forget AI, an NPC can replace Burt.
Don’t forget the annoying screech of the laugh
Make sure to add mechanical parts you never grease so they give off an annoying wheezing sound
Neal & AI doing bert material is the most ive laughed at Bert's jokes ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can’t wait to finally hear Tom talk
What about his shits or air tight or whatever other shit he brings up to make it weird
@@MichaelW-d4zKind of repetitive isn’t it? Sort of like leaving the same comment everywhere about “Tom’s gonna talk about airtight or shits again and I don’t like that” over and over. We heard you.
So you can hear him say "like" like a thousand times out of context? 😆
He gotchu 😂 hey I’ve done that before too and I was lame for it😂
He’s not that interesting
The machine being replaced by a machine
Nice
Very Good. Bravo my friend
Haha, and then Tom made the comment about how Kevin Hart is the real machine... 😂
I think you mean the machinist
Machines within machines within
" And how badly did it damage your family"
"Pretty good"😂😂😂
Bert’s holding you back Tom! This insightful and refreshing episode absolutely confirms that
AI Bert actually doesn’t talk over Tom. What an upgrade !
They'll fix that
Neal Brennan instead of concentrated drunken Zyn-infused narcissism?? My monday just got so much better.
Edit: This was the best, most honest and insightful episode of 2 bears ever. Thank you.
There's still plenty of Ozempic infused narcissism to go around.
Dude, same
This is the first 2 Bears I’ve watched in like 2 months lol
@PrescientHope lol its not that serious man. Also its a running joke that he announces Berts 'Medical' issues when hes not there. So you are assuming that this is the first "Real" one? lmao. stop.
@PrescientHopestop yappin 😂😂
It’s amazing to have Tom talk for once and have a real back n forth convo. Great ep!
They went 20 mins without a promo, this is already better than last week. Plus, no Bart!!!!
Advertisers are starting to read the comments apparently
It was more like 10 minutes and Bart was in one of the promos, no victory☹️
we didnt see the same video then. Draftkings is mentioned in under 2 min. and a full set of promos is at 10:48
If you need financial help there are many places you can turn. Being poor is nothing to be ashamed of. Have you spoken to your local church?
Neals facial expression at the beginning was priceless 🤣
the amount of comfort they have knowing Bort will not watch anything he isn’t in
Lmfao notice no Brent and said “ cool I’ll watch” 😅😂
A.I. replacing Bart is the best idea they've had yet.
Bert is that interrupting cow from the knock knock joke
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who's there?
When they had 2 guest and Bert still talked about himself the most
MOOO!
No one is going to believe Tom if something ACTUALLY happens to Bert.
I was thinking the same thing. I root for the guy and hope he gets his health truly in order and all that. I just hope if and when something happens, the fan base doesn't just mock him.
Anything for laughs, I guess.
😂😂😂😂
Now all we need is Tom to start enjoying his podcasts.
Neal is cooking with the Draft Kings dig 👀
It reminds me of the SNL skit that Shane Gillis did. Bets on unfortunate outcomes of people.
Even flushable wipes aren’t flushable, ask any plumber. They still fuck your plumbing up
This is concerning news. I can’t go back to dry toilet paper like a peasant. I gotta research this before my plumbing explosion. 💦 💩
@brookerangel-legris its true, happened to me.
Sold my house and started renting so I don't have to deal with the plumbing.
THANK YOU.
- A Plumber.
@@brookerangel-legris Just throw wipes in the garbage, not the toilet 🤷🏼♀️
Dude, I have major issues using public restrooms. If he knows that his lifetime is under five he’s got real issues.😂😂😂😂
19:03 what’s his name was the perfect dad joke between old friends and I almost shit my pants🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best ones are when Brent is gone. It's like a breath of fresh air.
I only watch when he isn't on
Damn Bert still managed to be in this because of an add read. Was almost a perfect episode.
Sweet two comedians talking about doing standup, just what I’ve been looking for.
I remember when we had to wear masks everywhere I turned the corner around the aisle at a health food store and saw Neal standing in the checkout line and blurted out an enthusiastic “Neal!” as I walked by him. And his eye expression looked so startled being recognized behind the mask that it made me chuckle out loud almost immediately. Its still funny to me haha
In hindsight it probably didn’t help that I was 3 feet away from him when I blurted it out and probably looked super high as I had just finished doing some Kambo half an hour prior haha
One bear one skeleton
It’s still early. We can only hope.
… Bear, … Trout
One Bear, One Ferret, One Cave.
Why did this make me laugh so hard?😂
Tom's got bukkake-girl glasses and thinks he looks distinguished 😂
lmfaoooooo
Dude that's hilarious. I had to look that up and I can unfortunately confirm that you're absolutely correct lmao
@@AllHandlesTaken91you didn’t have to look it up bro 😅
That says more about you than him ironically
goddaaaamn lmao
holy shit it is possible to do an entire podcast without drinking bone broth every 5 mins and talking about how good it is, amazing!
Cool, no brent
It's the only time I watch 😂😂
Doesn't mean Tom's not gonna gonna weird and bring up like getting air tight or his shits or something. They've both fell off but here I am
Thank God the ai can't do his bullshit laugh
I see no Bartleby I click
Wtf man I’m still here 😢
Best 2 bears since bert wasn’t on last
PLEASE PLEASE TURN 2 BEARS INTO TOM TALKS
Yes. I guess they are enjoying the hate too much
Or just stop listening to two bears
A 2b1c episode without Bert is an episode I'm gonna watch.
The boys aren’t the same without Nedav. Fracturing plastic smiles, dead air, even Enny seems more depressed than usual. What did ya do Jeans?
I miss Nedav Googling
Bert is going to be so hurt by Neal shitting on him and he’s going to pretend like he loved it😂 I’m a bert fan but Neal is spot on. Bert was definitely the “equal attention gift” receiver at other people’s birthday parties
It’s funny seeing how shocked tom gets when someone asks him a question and he actually gets to answer
Thank God we can finally listen to two comedians on this show
Best episode in a long time. Keep Brunch wherever he is
Nice of Tom to have Mr. Mackey as a guest.
I hate to say this… I will actually watch this because Bert is not on this week.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a minute 😂😂😂 team Neal
Pray for Bert, finally getting the help he needed
Shock therapy?
RIP BART
Bert!
@@JesseRoberts-z6i Bruce
A potted plant could replace bert
What plant would you choose?
@@alexandergrabar6533The one which Harvey Weinstein came on
@@alexandergrabar6533 bearberry plant
@@alexandergrabar6533 Something poisonous.
I passed the 15 minute mark and it’s all because of Neal. Can we get him at least once a month so that we can actually enjoy and watch an entire episode?
Neal finding love warms my heart and gives me hope ~
Finally, a watchable episode
One Bear, One Space Cadet. The look Neil Brennan has on his face in the beginning of this show reminds me of one of those zombies off Shawn of the Dead. Just the most displaced space cadet look I’ve ever seen.
Bert got the shakes. Quick someone give him a gallon of vodka
I realize ive never heard what Toms voice sounds like before. Thank you Niel this is truly a once in a lifetime moment
I gave up 2 bears. The only reason I’m watching is for Neal
2 Bears is insufferable. Only time I watch if there is a great guest on like Neal. Tom is losing is magic and Bert is nauseous at best.
tom wants to kill his wife but is waiting for the right time💀
@@spderman123he’s knows where the bodies are buried.
The fact that you felt the need to type that for other people to read is truly sad.
@@darriusjimmyadger4942 I live a sad existence. And it makes me happy when others are sad.
Funny how Barts not even here and yet still try’s to take over! lol LOVE THE BEARS!!!!
Tim looks like Mr. Potato head come to life.
Didn’t think Neal would have a better shit my pants story then Bret, but here we are 😂
lol he talks about the kids like they don’t throw them to a nanny 😂
Neil is fucking hilarious
Watching Tom fight with his nicotine pouch at the beginning is hilarious 😂
Finally, a digestible pod from the Bears!
I want to see Bert watch and respond to himself so much
It's a laxative, Bert's Voice...😂
Thanks for saving Mondays
It's funny that the A.I. Bert says "nightmeer" too. 😂
No Burnt Kringles life is good
I forgot that this was 2B1C more than once watching this today. This is an interesting mature discussion between two adult men. Id watch so much more of this if that was the case regularly
Yes ai can replace bart
Instead of asking, "Can AI replace Bert?" We should be saying AI, please replace Bert.
It’s wild that Neal still thinks that Rogan’s vaccine discussions were misinformation.
Ivermectin's working out for you,huh?
@@josef2012 nobody has died from taking it if thats what you’re asking
“Social media and Fox News destroyed this country” what an idiot
Are those the glasses that Joey D hated? I get it. They make Tom look like he's about to float his house out of the city with balloons.
😂😂😂
Finally and episode thats worth listening to. Love days that Bert doesn't show up.
Live organ transplant:
Just show the Monty Python sketch to all potential employees 😂
The best thing about Neal Brennan is definitely Dave Chappelle.
It just makes sense to replace someone with A.I when they are already known as "The Machine" 😂
We aren’t being suffocated by bart.
blazing saddles is the #1 comedy movie of all time for 1 simple fact! I can never be remade!
Damn no Brent on 2 bears this week they must have read the comments 😅
Tom looks like a guess who card with those glasses.
Looks like he has a fake nose 😂
Thank you, baby Jesus...NO Liquidator Brunt!!
Actually completely lost interest by 15 minutes in. I’ll be back next week. I was stoked no Brent but this was slower n molasses.
Enjoy gents
I read the title and thought “I sure hope so”
GREAT START....THERE'S NO BART!!!!
As much work as you guys have done, a lot of these revelations just happen with age. We are all 3 the same age, and I also have let so many things fall away, and I have NONE of the things you guys do😂❤
A meth addict can replace Bert
There's no government-regulated standard for flushable wipes, so manufacturers can label their wipes as 'flushable' whether that's entirely true or not.
I don't believe Bert is having neurological issues unless it's from drinking.
It is from him drinking, but he’ll have you believe it’s the Mickey Mantle gene.
You're clearly new here
Nah, addiction is cool.
I have really bad neuropathy from my drinking. Maybe it'll be his wake up call
@@revfunk8823😂😂
Finally, an episode that may be worth watching
Check the statistics Bort free episodes do better
That shirt is the first time Neal has ever worn something, where I was like "wonder where he got that from"
No Burnt, i watch
"Is that just quotes from the show?" is the most genuine question here in regards to some of the nonsense that comes out of Brent's mouth XD
Bert is fucked up in so many ways.
I think the men’s cut part is probably from 1940’s hairstyles that have come back in fashion.
I used to love 2 Bears, but now I only watch when Bert is not on. I do not find him funny in the slightest.
You could do a whole cast of that Bert AI shit. Brennan killed it
Hate from Colorado.
A day may when Bert is in real trouble and we're not gonna know Tom isn't joking. Until then, I love these running jokes!
ChatGpt 1.0 writes funnier jokes so… Yes!!!
Tom should make a slasher/comedy to live out his serial killer fantasies.
I really want to see his inner psychopath come out on screen where he dials it up 1000%.
I like my own comment