Exactly! Tom’s lack of supervision and the kids’ lack discipline allows them to get away with devious and destructive behavior. What he doesn’t realize is that he’s bringing up privileged boys who don’t have boundaries. Dangerous.
I came here to say this!! There's a pet in that porta potty! I would say they are talking after there undercover serial killer dad but I'm actually thinking this is from being raised my a non-pussy Hungarian mommy lol
@@SarahR5338how do you know that? Because you listen to Tom and Christina for a couple hours a week? What about the other 175 hours in a week? Do you assume things like this with no information in your normal life?
It's half of the episodes at this point. "Hey, Tom, I just noticed that whenever someone else is talking I interrupt and try to turn the conversation to being about me and my life." The poor guy either has a goldfish memory or is desperately scraping the bottom of the content barrel - possibly both.
It's surprising that he hasn't realized this about himself while thinking about himself while looking at himself while also listening to the machine. I don't know if you know this, but one time he joined the Russian mafia on a train
Bert has PTSD from growing up with an emotionally and verbally abusive father. His love and fear of his father probably won't let him acknowledge this. You can love your father while simultaneously acknowledging that some of the ways he treated you as a child were not okay. This explains the alcoholism, delusions of grandeur, and the urge for attention/people pleasing. Bert, you are enough. Your ability to entertain isn't what makes you unique. People like you because there is a childlike innocence and authenticity that sneaks through your armor that your audience relates to and finds endearing.
@headshothendo he has a hobby. Judging crazy comedians on TH-cam in the comments. Are you saying he’s wrong? How do you know he/she isn’t a therapist? And wtf are you doing commenting on someone’s comment on a Bert Kriecher TH-cam video??? At least if you’re going to, don’t tell us you are a therapist. Your poor clients.
Zero sympathy 😂. I dunno why all these guys are jumping on the chewing tobacco/nicotine patch bandwagon. When we have all know for decades that it has a high risk of mouth cancer. Which basically is your mouth and jaw rotting out slowly. How on earth is a buzz from nicotine worth that risk?
Here's a comment for ya, Bert. I think that it's awesome that you're following someone with 70 followers, just to see their journey. It doesn't have to be a celebrity or anyone else that's being pushed on the television or social media, there are plenty of normal people with normal, but fascinating lives. I think it's awesome that you actively seek your flaws and work to fix them. That inspires me to do the same. Thank you for being you, Bert.
Bert : "i like myself i dont want to change with therapy" Also Bert : "i cant stand silence or to have a normal conversation with another human not about myself"
I sh*t you not! As they were talking about the 1983 penny I found a heads-up 1983 penny!! I am a cleaner at a movie theater so I find a lot of change so this isn't abnormal. But the fact that they were talking about that and I literally found exactly what they were talking about while they were they talking about it! Actually kind of stunned. CRAZY coincidence. And i'm sure that it's worth one cent. But the way that it happened is priceless
‼️‼️‼️ 44:30 they're finally in a conversation, and Tom tells Bert something about himself, and Bert instinctually just starts talking about himself and ignores the kind of interesting thing Tom just said about himself.
I like to watch Burt because it makes me realize I'm not actually that bad of a person. It must be horrible knowing there are smarter, better looking, nicer and more successful people that would love to be with your wife. And you talk about her like that. Hey reality check Burt. Literally everyone hates you. Even your best friend.
I know all of you love hating on Bert, I for one am happy to see new content from him as I experience depression and these videos help me feel some sort of familiarity and comfort. Thank you Burt.
Dude. Stories about Tom’s kids are my fucking favorite thing on the planet. I randomly ran into a video where somebody just took all the stories Tom has told about them, and put them all together. Hahahah. It’s the best
Can we start a petition for Burt to wear anything on his feet? Please? Preferably something not open toe. I'm sure there's a pair of jordans he can squeeze his cankles into.
The discussion after about 45- 48:00 is the best therapy session between two non professionals I’ve heard. They completely got down to the reason why Bert (me and others 1. Interrupt, 2. talk too much in social conversation (Bert: “ I don’t want to let anyone down.”). I’m 78 and only just last year found that out about myself while discussing things like this with my wife. I don’t have to interesting! What a concept. Tom doesn’t care. That’s where I’d like to be.
I love these pods when Bert and Tom are breaking down Bert's personality traits lmfao just a giant therapy session and Tom's reaction to Bert's shit is everything 😂😂😂
I think Bert’s social anxiety stems from a desire to connect with whoever he’s with. When he hears something someone else is sharing about themselves, he is thinking of how he has also had that same / similar experience, not because he’s wanting to make it about him, but because he really wants to connect.
Ain't it great listening to Bert read an ad about how much he loves therapy and 2 minutes later listening to him tell a story about how he will never do therapy because it's for losers.
And then for acorns, as he's thinking, what the hell? What kind of loser uses this? Save your change? I'm 100% sure he's lit a cigar with not 1 $100 bill, but a fist full of them.
If Bert tried to do the rubberband snapping suggestion every time he starts a sentence with I or me, he would definitely die from blood loss within 24 hours 😂
I feel like Bert’s needing to talk is a way of controlling the conversation so he can’t be left out or wind up in a conversation that he can’t contribute to. In the same way Tom doesn’t talk in certain scenarios to maybe protect himself from misspeaking or maybe not being versed enough on the topic to contribute. Both are a way of protecting yourself and everyone does one or the other maybe both
I STG. This is my cousin Eddie as Tom. And I am Bert sitting there talking! EXACTLY how we use to talk. We should have had a podcast. THIS is him and I in another life. 💯. 😂
Burt's physical transformation into the Kool-Aid man continues.
Bert looks asian
Liver about to give out 😢
OH YEAH!!
Unlike Bert's stories the kool-aid man might be real. Like the kool-aid man he is turning into a brand haha
Holy shit I had to take a good look at him, but damn is he red
---> *_Has Bert not read a comments section under his video, ever?? We've been diagnosing Bert-correctly-for a decade now._*
Bert’s hat choices:
1. Hat for 10 year old boys
2. Hat for 20 year old girls
Bert this the millionth time you've had this conversation on a podcast
I was just thinking this. And every time he acts like it’s some crazy revelation he’s never considered before. It’s BEEN gettin old
( gagging sounds )
If it’s all about Bert he loves it
It’s Bert’s own personal groundhogs day
He says it pretty much everytime he's on a mic nowadays
Blurt: I,I,I,I,I,I,ME,I,I,MEI,I *pig snort*, I,I,I,ME,I.
it works, you click, you comment, he gets paid
Bert goes home to leane "did a test with Tom, turns out i have hpv"
A huuuundred percent
19:28 - 3 bloody knives? Tom's kids are definitely dissecting pets in the backyard when the parents aren't home. Serial killer origin shit for sure 🤣🤣
Honestly, these kids are SO unsupervised. It’s like they have no parents.
Exactly! Tom’s lack of supervision and the kids’ lack discipline allows them to get away with devious and destructive behavior. What he doesn’t realize is that he’s bringing up privileged boys who don’t have boundaries. Dangerous.
@@notchjohnson2540 Tom and Christina are inadvertently raising Garth Brooks. Karma. 😃
I came here to say this!! There's a pet in that porta potty! I would say they are talking after there undercover serial killer dad but I'm actually thinking this is from being raised my a non-pussy Hungarian mommy lol
@@SarahR5338how do you know that? Because you listen to Tom and Christina for a couple hours a week? What about the other 175 hours in a week? Do you assume things like this with no information in your normal life?
It would blow my mind is burt said 'tom how have you been doing'
If*
@markgriswold1264 I've yelled tom how are you doing in my car listening to 2 bears sometimes. It's wild!
2 Bears 20 ads 1 cave podcast
get sponser block
@@kompressahdnb I've never heard of this. I just downloaded it and Wow, what an amazing tool!
How
@deadringer333 it's a browser extension. Won't work if you're using the TH-cam app (to my knowledge)
Seriously 5 adds and tour dates? Just put a url for your dates and do the ads in one go. We don't need a break every 5 minutes.
I'll save you 1:12:29 of your life: Does Bert Have A Personality Disorder? Yes.
Lmaoo
36:00 pretending to not understand he makes things about himself is just the next step of conversation in making the conversation about himself
The circle jerk of delusion is insane
It's hard to listen to sometimes. I usually skip around at this point lol
This is like the 5th time on a podcast that Brent has “realized that he makes everything about himself”
It's half of the episodes at this point. "Hey, Tom, I just noticed that whenever someone else is talking I interrupt and try to turn the conversation to being about me and my life." The poor guy either has a goldfish memory or is desperately scraping the bottom of the content barrel - possibly both.
@@acs78393Google “does alcoholism cause brain damage” there’s your answer
@@acs78393alcoholism causes brain damage
It's surprising that he hasn't realized this about himself while thinking about himself while looking at himself while also listening to the machine.
I don't know if you know this, but one time he joined the Russian mafia on a train
Well each personality has to figure it out.
Bert has PTSD from growing up with an emotionally and verbally abusive father. His love and fear of his father probably won't let him acknowledge this. You can love your father while simultaneously acknowledging that some of the ways he treated you as a child were not okay. This explains the alcoholism, delusions of grandeur, and the urge for attention/people pleasing. Bert, you are enough. Your ability to entertain isn't what makes you unique. People like you because there is a childlike innocence and authenticity that sneaks through your armor that your audience relates to and finds endearing.
Gay
Bert it’s not your fault
@@nickdoucette4301 it's God's fault, he works in mysterious ways !
You arent a therapist and need a hobby. From an actual therapist.
@headshothendo he has a hobby. Judging crazy comedians on TH-cam in the comments. Are you saying he’s wrong? How do you know he/she isn’t a therapist? And wtf are you doing commenting on someone’s comment on a Bert Kriecher TH-cam video??? At least if you’re going to, don’t tell us you are a therapist. Your poor clients.
I would like to wish Bert well on his recovery journey from HPV. We love you, buddy. We're pulling for you 🙏
28:57 you mean like being shirtless for a comedy routine hahaha lmao
Tom is so fond of Bert. He's honestly so kind and patient with him. It really showed in this episode. You guys are the best
Bert being the most blatant ADHD person on the planet and never figuring it out is crazy... he's getting close tho
My neurospicy brain pegged that shit IMMEDIATELY this is my first episode of theirs lol
Bert: I had a lump in my mouth.
Also Bert: I am still going to put Zyns in my mouth like Tic-Tacs.
Zero sympathy 😂. I dunno why all these guys are jumping on the chewing tobacco/nicotine patch bandwagon. When we have all know for decades that it has a high risk of mouth cancer. Which basically is your mouth and jaw rotting out slowly. How on earth is a buzz from nicotine worth that risk?
"Did I make this episode all about myself?" LMAO that was great
“Evidence of a fire, 3 bloody knives” Jesus Tom, get those kids in therapy. 😂
that or parent them
The ad reads are good because Bert doesn’t interrupt him
Bert complaining about his wife being too loud is the most ironic thing
The moment Bert realizes that people with only 70 followers can actually be interesting too 😂
Bart said "I" 738 times in 72 minutes. Might be a record.
you would be low key so obsessed with him if you actually counted that lol
@@HaveSaintJohn You mean the record for the least amount of times Bert has said “I” in 72 minutes?
New TV show idea for Bert. "In Therapy: With Bert Kreisher" That would be super interesting to see Bert in actual therapy.
I HATE when i watch this, and Bert is talking about himself, and I end up learning something about myself 😂😂😂 please undo my life
Bert getting mad at Leann for being loud is CRAZY!!!!!!
Even Tom is getting burnt out on Bert
0:29 “uhhhh, HEY GUY..” is the new “What’s everybody???”
Bert needs to learn the concept of empathy and altruism
The issue with Bert is he doesn't care about ANYTHING that doesn't involve him
Here's a comment for ya, Bert. I think that it's awesome that you're following someone with 70 followers, just to see their journey. It doesn't have to be a celebrity or anyone else that's being pushed on the television or social media, there are plenty of normal people with normal, but fascinating lives. I think it's awesome that you actively seek your flaws and work to fix them. That inspires me to do the same. Thank you for being you, Bert.
Bert acting like Leanne sounds just like Glen on letterkenny!😂😂
Now all I can picture is Tom standing around with a yapping chihuahua that looks like Bert running around
Could anyone else afford the healthcare these guys get? If I was their doctor I’d be loaded
just tom
I love how Tom absolutely never disciplines his bad ass kids.
It shows
@@Roy_mustang7as if u know them personally😂😂
@@zww14779we hear the stories. We don’t have to know them personally to know they obviously aren’t well behaved.
@@brookerangel-legris You know is job is to tell stories that look to be real, but not always are, right?
Did I hear him correctly say they found bloody knives?
Bert : "i like myself i dont want to change with therapy"
Also Bert : "i cant stand silence or to have a normal conversation with another human not about myself"
Im 3 seconds into this video and I can safely answer yes to the question in the title❤
Took you 3 seconds?! Inaccurate
Tom accidentally almost being right about Brunt losing a toe is insane...that's a real friendship 🤣
My nervous system could not handle Charro and Bert sharing a pot of coffee
Truth!
I sh*t you not! As they were talking about the 1983 penny I found a heads-up 1983 penny!! I am a cleaner at a movie theater so I find a lot of change so this isn't abnormal. But the fact that they were talking about that and I literally found exactly what they were talking about while they were they talking about it! Actually kind of stunned. CRAZY coincidence. And i'm sure that it's worth one cent. But the way that it happened is priceless
Deff a sign. Buy a lottery ticket or something.
Simulation
Who cares?
It’s a sign, we are approaching singularity. We will all be jeans in no time
@@TaylorRivera91 Dude, don’t be such a dink.
Leyan will eventually divorce Bert.
Bert: “can I tell you?”
It is unironically comical for Bert to ask to do something that everybody and their dog knows he’s going to do anyway
It blows my mind someone can own and wear a Rolex Daytona actively choose not to have their teeth cleaned
What do you suppose are the odds he knows how to open a PDF?
We need a podcast to tell us this??? Hahaha
It's like he doesn't even breath he just keeps talking
Im tapping out at 5:30 .....good luck everyone
Ohhh, c'mon! That should be the last super cringey Bert laugh of the show.
Not a true fan
@braidengreen7711 you're right!!! Not a fan at all of Bert
@@0dreads0 😆
Burt laughs instead of actually saying something funny. It’s his thing. I’m over it.
‼️‼️‼️ 44:30 they're finally in a conversation, and Tom tells Bert something about himself, and Bert instinctually just starts talking about himself and ignores the kind of interesting thing Tom just said about himself.
Wont watch too much Bert, but I do love the amount of “Bert is trash” TH-cam videos that have been suggested lately
"I just throw them out the car window" LMAO! Don't nobody want no damn pennies 🤣
One does not just recover from 2 broken toes in “a few weeks” 😂
Alcoholism is a personality disorder. 😂
100% true because most people only “choose” to do so for SOCIAL reasons ; rewiring the brain
Cant imaging being as old as Bert and have zero self awareness! Jesus
99% of the time Bert be Bertin’, but there’s that 1% where he actually says some shit that hits and the Clockwork Orange metaphor was it.
Do you guys remember when Tom and Bert BOMBED live in front of millions of people at the Tom Brady Roast?
Drunk Tim and Burnt crashing MacAffee's show was cringe af😂
I like to watch Burt because it makes me realize I'm not actually that bad of a person. It must be horrible knowing there are smarter, better looking, nicer and more successful people that would love to be with your wife. And you talk about her like that. Hey reality check Burt. Literally everyone hates you. Even your best friend.
Soo we’re just gonna hear more about Bert talking about Bert?
I know all of you love hating on Bert, I for one am happy to see new content from him as I experience depression and these videos help me feel some sort of familiarity and comfort. Thank you Burt.
🤘🤘🤘
When it comes to revealing personal issues, less is more, buddy!
Are ya?!
We don't love hating on Bort. We. HATE. Bart.
No
‘I’ll pay you back’.
Segura children tales are the best.
I’m here for the contractor story 😂
Dude. Stories about Tom’s kids are my fucking favorite thing on the planet. I randomly ran into a video where somebody just took all the stories Tom has told about them, and put them all together. Hahahah. It’s the best
Can we start a petition for Burt to wear anything on his feet? Please? Preferably something not open toe. I'm sure there's a pair of jordans he can squeeze his cankles into.
I second this
Jfc Bert, a teeth cleaning and fluoride treatment takes like 15-30 minutes, and your teeth and mouth feel so good after. Just do it.
Step one: Acquire Tea cup. Step 2: Get his Cologne. Step 3: German Shepard Named Blondie
Fun fact Hitler wore the same cologne as Napoleon. So Bert is wearing hitlers cologne
Bert's therapy sessions on 2 bears, 1 cave. NGL I think this helps him a bit.
Bert is the only guy that wears a fedora with a Hanes t-shirt
Watching Bert act like he doesn't know what he does is wild because he in fact says that he knows he does these things😂
Tom's kids are going to end up on the news for all the wrong reasons in 10 years time
Probably going to be just like tom hanks kid. The one who's a rasta rapper.
7:40 Bert echoing the fans of 1 Bear 1 Cave !
Ahahaha
2lazy and pod cringe are gonna have a field day with this one
lol I thought the same thing
The discussion after about 45- 48:00 is the best therapy session between two non professionals I’ve heard. They completely got down to the reason why Bert (me and others 1. Interrupt, 2. talk too much in social conversation (Bert: “ I don’t want to let anyone down.”). I’m 78 and only just last year found that out about myself while discussing things like this with my wife. I don’t have to interesting! What a concept. Tom doesn’t care. That’s where I’d like to be.
I love these pods when Bert and Tom are breaking down Bert's personality traits lmfao just a giant therapy session and Tom's reaction to Bert's shit is everything 😂😂😂
Tbh Burt probably never had a friend really break this down for him before.
It’s been enlightening to learn that Bert has the time to find and purchase a collection of cologne worn by dictators
Yes, next question.
Bart drank so much koolaid he is starting to turn into the Kool-Aid man
I love how they both just threw Bobby under the bus it made me laugh so hard!
"Does bert have a personality disorder" uhh you guys are barely realizing this lmao
I think Bert’s social anxiety stems from a desire to connect with whoever he’s with. When he hears something someone else is sharing about themselves, he is thinking of how he has also had that same / similar experience, not because he’s wanting to make it about him, but because he really wants to connect.
Bert is becoming old yeller. time to take him out back lol
Quick! Get me a THOOUSAND pennies!! I don’t care HOW much it costs!!
How many ads are you going to show the poors, tom? When is enough enough
Burnt saying I would rather walk outside of the Louvre and not look at art inside is the epitome of him. This is the best.
Ain't it great listening to Bert read an ad about how much he loves therapy and 2 minutes later listening to him tell a story about how he will never do therapy because it's for losers.
And then for acorns, as he's thinking, what the hell? What kind of loser uses this? Save your change? I'm 100% sure he's lit a cigar with not 1 $100 bill, but a fist full of them.
If Bert tried to do the rubberband snapping suggestion every time he starts a sentence with I or me, he would definitely die from blood loss within 24 hours 😂
“How many dollars do you think 1000 Pennys is” 🤣
Bert saying he prefers walking around the outside of the louvre, as he's into nature and not art was so funny
I feel like Bert’s needing to talk is a way of controlling the conversation so he can’t be left out or wind up in a conversation that he can’t contribute to. In the same way Tom doesn’t talk in certain scenarios to maybe protect himself from misspeaking or maybe not being versed enough on the topic to contribute. Both are a way of protecting yourself and everyone does one or the other maybe both
For a second I look at the screen and thought diabetes took both of burts legs.
Bert only knows how to do a Russian accent hahaha. Make him do ELLO, APPY BIRFDAY
I'm with Bert, nature is much more beautiful than any painting. Also, I can point out the exact moment Tom was done with the podcast. 😂
I am so freaking proud of Bert for his newly found awareness! He and lots of others just want to be relatable!!
I STG. This is my cousin Eddie as Tom. And I am Bert sitting there talking! EXACTLY how we use to talk. We should have had a podcast. THIS is him and I in another life. 💯. 😂
Makes me happy to think Bert’s gunna start going around telling people sorry, I have HPV
Who let Big Fat Bart get away from his handler?
Yes
It's literally his anxiety! He's just trying to connect! But also, he's gotta know this by now 😂
After sitting through 75% of this right now…Bert is actually a worse human being than I thought he was
I love conflating the meaning of famous people and dictators too hahaha
Strap in boys. This is going to be an all timer for Bert.