Lele Pons Wrote Fan Fiction About Herself

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  • @teylawhite687
    @teylawhite687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5522

    Not all heroes wear capes. Some read read Lele Pons’ self insert fanfic so we don’t have to

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Lele pons is the most insufferable youtuber

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      This was almost too painful secondhand; I can't imagine reading through it myself.

    • @malfaro3l
      @malfaro3l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      She’s a first responder making sure the public is safe. She is doing good work.

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@johnbacon4997 but she's latina

    • @howtocry8129
      @howtocry8129 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@romainsavioz5466 and she had the most followers on vine

  • @sammartin913
    @sammartin913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4447

    Can anybody actually look back to their high school years and imagine calling ANY of those boys a "sex god"???

    • @lenieserose2038
      @lenieserose2038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      Nope. There were a few boys I definitely wanted to have sex with but sex God? No. I'm 28 and still have never called a man a sex God.

    • @beansart5724
      @beansart5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

      Well I’m a lesbian so not at all

    • @paulsciria8921
      @paulsciria8921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah, the definitely wasn’t describing me in high school.

    • @LilyRose8959
      @LilyRose8959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      God no. I still wouldn't think of any guys like that.

    • @hanc724
      @hanc724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Have you even seen the film angus thongs and perfect snogging???

  • @terriblechristianmovies3814
    @terriblechristianmovies3814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3738

    Alexa, show me unrestrained narcissism.

    • @helpfaysstuckinabox3324
      @helpfaysstuckinabox3324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Showing search results for *Lele Pons*

    • @niffty9142
      @niffty9142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I found this article including your search terms: Lele Pons reached 1million fans

    • @katnaehu726
      @katnaehu726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Alexi

    • @2350CST
      @2350CST 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Googles Lele Pons*
      Google: *DID YOU MEAN: LATINA?*

    • @jessica5470
      @jessica5470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should search up what she looked like before plastic surgery, I don't like laughing at people's looks but she bases everything she does on her looks, when it's not her looks, it's plastic and fake, but the picture is really funny

  • @IdleCommentator
    @IdleCommentator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1653

    "it's bland, it's repetitive" - Rachel, a Gordon Ramsey of literature )))

  • @DaveMania01
    @DaveMania01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1588

    "Nothing has really happened in the story."
    I'm sorry ...
    ThErE's A sToRy?!

    • @iamapieceofcandy
      @iamapieceofcandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DaveMania01 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't

    • @hhh-bu3qj
      @hhh-bu3qj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I read this in the voice of that guy in the Micheal with a B vine

    • @DaveMania01
      @DaveMania01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hhh-bu3qj THIS IS EXACTLY IT

    • @theeleventh805gamer7
      @theeleventh805gamer7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s funnier because I hear my best friend saying it XD

  • @nobluepens
    @nobluepens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1905

    I need a book on how to survive Lele Pons.

    • @emilyglonek7417
      @emilyglonek7417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Zoe Vannoy yes- who wants to write it?

    • @nobluepens
      @nobluepens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@emilyglonek7417 I'm willing to collab with someone 😂

    • @emilyglonek7417
      @emilyglonek7417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zoe Vannoy I’ll help

    • @saladcaesar7716
      @saladcaesar7716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@emilyglonek7417 yay ! Someone has to take the bullet.

    • @parsleytheherb7505
      @parsleytheherb7505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ahem!
      *typing intensifies*
      Hello welcome to “Surviving Lele Pons”
      *Step 1:* Avoid all videos made with, by, or about her!
      *Step 2:* Cut all people who watch her out of your life until they decide to stop
      *Step 3:* Go through your things and find the things that remind you of her *burn them*
      *Step 4:* Avoid making “IM LATINA” jokes. While it may be hard if it has become a habit but trust me on this one
      *Step 5:* Block her on Instagram just incase
      *Step 6:* Have your base ready! Set up your fire arms, known as the block and dislike button, ahead of time Incase she strikes (she is Latina after all)
      if you have followed all of the steps and are still having issues
      I’m sorry you have gone beyond the point of return. You are cursed and will not be able to survive Lele Pons.

  • @thedogfromstartrek3204
    @thedogfromstartrek3204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    My John Wick fanfiction written at 8:30am on three hours of sleep in the middle of a business class is better than this book

    • @musikluv6
      @musikluv6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      where can I read this?

    • @dercksen8467
      @dercksen8467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can I read this?

    • @valeriarossini543
      @valeriarossini543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      link??

    • @awholebee
      @awholebee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      give us the food lmao

    • @milfhunter1496
      @milfhunter1496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      slendaria eight pages where’s the link

  • @johannapipoli8397
    @johannapipoli8397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3063

    This seems like it was written by a 13 year old who just discovered bad fan fiction and thinks they are just the coolest person ever because they act like a 16 year old in a terrible TV show

    • @theginimini
      @theginimini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Even 13 year olds write better fanfictions

    • @dizzymisslizzy4569
      @dizzymisslizzy4569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I wrote better fanfics at 13😂

    • @dizzymisslizzy4569
      @dizzymisslizzy4569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And I was *cringy*

    • @hhh-bu3qj
      @hhh-bu3qj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Don't diss 13 year old fan fic writers like that.

    • @dizzymisslizzy4569
      @dizzymisslizzy4569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      uh oh When I was 13, I wrote a fanfic titled “The Office(lemon)” Except, it wasn’t smut. It was just an episode of The Office where all the characters were lemons.

  • @anirrelevantchild5516
    @anirrelevantchild5516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Saying lele acts like a child is an insult to children everywhere

    • @azzazz3096
      @azzazz3096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @vakarebaranauskaite6691
      @vakarebaranauskaite6691 ปีที่แล้ว

      yep. im 13 and no lele acts more like a spoiled toddler than a teenager

  • @stewieismyhomeboy
    @stewieismyhomeboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    The person I feel worst for here is Melissa de la Cruz. She's actually a pretty decent YA author, but because her name is attached to this, she's been getting flack, although I do have to wonder how much work she really put into it. The purpose of a ghost writer like de la Cruz (although I don't know if you can count her as a ghost writer, since she IS credited) is to take the person's thoughts and ideas and form them into a readable novel, when one of the problems with this book is the grammar. Maybe she just hated spending time with Lele Pons so much, she was like "FUCK IT, you are ALL going to experience what it was like working with this girl for SIX MONTHS!"

    • @lilkitkat2420
      @lilkitkat2420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking about this! She wrote the descendants book series and now her name is attached to this garbage fire of a book! I feel really bad for her.

    • @12s0ph
      @12s0ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lil KitKat SHE DID!!???!??? DAMN I FEEL BAD FOR HER LOL

    • @pikapower_kirby
      @pikapower_kirby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Her Descendants books are amazing! The movies (aside from the third which I have yet to watch) drive me slightly batty, and the books are definitely a breath of fresh air. Everyone's so nicely fleshed out and the main four have such a nice dynamic/ friendship.

  • @abigailhunt4948
    @abigailhunt4948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    She sounds prideful about being quote" Not like other girls, ", it's terrible. I am sorry but criticizing other girls for their individual choices on how they dress is wrong.

    • @Flutter_Aeina
      @Flutter_Aeina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      abigail hunt yeah. We need to stick together, not try and put other women down to seem more unique

    • @abigailhunt4948
      @abigailhunt4948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Flutter_Aeina I totally agree with you! I would never criticize a woman for anything she chose to wear.

    • @sokkvabekkr5973
      @sokkvabekkr5973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      no need to be sorry, you're absolutely right

    • @vicfern
      @vicfern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I think we've all had a "not like other girls" phase, but I feel like maybe that should end after 14/15?? If she's like 23 and still thinks like that...

    • @ragak8399
      @ragak8399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Victoria Fernandez LOL, but internally she’s only ten years old.

  • @abigailhunt4948
    @abigailhunt4948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    I agree with you, she sounds like an entitled, spoiled girl. Who prides herself on being different, when in truth she isn't. She is the one who is mean and condescending of other people. I wouldn't be her friend if you paid me. I always find it hilarious that people often accuse others of what they themselves are guilty of.

    • @captainhope
      @captainhope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The funniest thing is that you can find five other girls just like her in the Instagram explore page. Usually self-proclaimed comedians

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@captainhope but are they latinas?

    • @endzi1248
      @endzi1248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@romainsavioz5466 yes

  • @d.lan3y
    @d.lan3y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    As a native floridian: alligators are cool. They probably won't hurt you if you don't catch them at a bad time. If you just pass them casually and at a respectful distance, they almost definitely won't give you any trouble. Do NOT approach them, do NOT touch them, do //NOT// pick up a baby. That's how you die.
    (Also, blood doesn't fly everywhere when someone is killed by a gator. They drag you under and drown you.)

    • @supernova6694
      @supernova6694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Isn't it like the crocodiles are the more dangerous ones? I know they're both more stationary animals, I'm just curious ^^

    • @flamingoqueen281
      @flamingoqueen281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Supernova well crocs are bigger so they are more likely to see humans as prey.

    • @everyonesfavoritesidechara3816
      @everyonesfavoritesidechara3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      D. Laney i’d much rather read a book about that.

    • @d.lan3y
      @d.lan3y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@supernova6694 and you don't have to worry about crocodiles in most of North America.

    • @thelexicon7294
      @thelexicon7294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@everyonesfavoritesidechara3816 Yes, this! Could we put the Find&Replace tool to a good use and rewrite Lele's book into Alligator Etiquette?

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    Is it ironic that “Surviving Highschool” reads like it was written by a middle schooler?
    Or is it just completely expected?

    • @Raz.C
      @Raz.C 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I don't know what that stuff means. In Australia, grades 1 through to 6 (inclusive) are called Primary School. Grades 7 through 12 (inclusive) are called High School. I have no idea what "Middle School" is or what "High School" means in america.

    • @HopeJLK
      @HopeJLK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Razar Campbell in the us 1-5 is called elementary or grade school, 6-8 is middle school, and high school is 9-12. Hope this helps :-)

    • @Tasoq
      @Tasoq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Raz.C It's something that's always confused me too 😂

    • @maddie3824
      @maddie3824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My little brother is in middle school and writes better than lele lmao

    • @parsleytheherb7505
      @parsleytheherb7505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought she just published her diary from 6th grade

  • @Flutter_Aeina
    @Flutter_Aeina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    A normal person when they spill food: “Damn. Sorry guys. I’ve got to go get some napkins to clean this up.”
    Lele: *unintelligible screeching*

    • @12s0ph
      @12s0ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Banshee mode activated*

    • @sadrabbit53
      @sadrabbit53 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I get sad that I wasted food :(

  • @sparklebunny6204
    @sparklebunny6204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    This sounds like those “diary” series you read in middle school

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      diary of a wimpy kid and dork diaries were actually decent (at least at the time that i read them)

    • @alyssaolson7964
      @alyssaolson7964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Diary of A Wimpy Kid was the fucking best leave me alone lol

    • @mjnotthemarvelone356
      @mjnotthemarvelone356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      But have any of you read the myth, the book, the legend: 'Dear Dumb Diary'? It was bad in all the best ways. (at least that's how I remember them)

    • @dawnmayflower4422
      @dawnmayflower4422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Gaurav Tripathi
      The Georgia Nicholson books (what the movie Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging is based off) may be cringey at times but it’s also freaking hilarious. I still love those books now. Gotta say though while she cracks sarcastic jokes and is funny, Georgia is actually a shit protagonist.
      But yes. I’ve noticed most Diary-like books are at aimed younger audiences.

    • @nexus8854
      @nexus8854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dairy of the wimpy kid was the best. Dork Diaries was TRASH. I'D NEVER THOUGHT ID SAY THIS, BUT *pEriOd*

  • @FadeAway1694
    @FadeAway1694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    I will say the parents having separate rooms isn’t necessarily a bad thing. My parents have separate rooms because of their schedules. Dad is a night shifter, and mom works from home. So, mom having loud conference calls in the daytime, and dad playing loud computer games at night doesn’t work for either of their sleep schedules. In the end, it’s easier if they have separate rooms that include their beds and offices. (Living in a trailer doesn’t afford enough rooms for a separate office and separate bedroom for everyone.)

    • @mashimero
      @mashimero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Yes I also wanted to say that. Also, some people just find it very uncomfortable to sleep together for various reasons (snoring, waking up the other person whenever you need to get up, etc.)

    • @jessm3846
      @jessm3846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just wondering....do they otherwise cuddle or be affectionate? (Like on the couch or something.) And do they sometimes sleep in the same bed? Or never?

    • @zoehoffman8652
      @zoehoffman8652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      seems a bit strange but if it works, that's cool I guess

    • @theabyssofjin3372
      @theabyssofjin3372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do... They... Ever cuddle... Or being affectionate????

    • @FadeAway1694
      @FadeAway1694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No, actually, they don’t. My family has never really been the sort for touchy-feely kind of affection. Even hugs are reserved for times of goodbye or sadness. My mom has several medical issues that would very much prevent her from having any sort of intimacy with dad. Over the years, dad’s come to accept it and keeps to himself. And potential “extra energy” that might need to be exerted usually just gets put into obsessing over something else, usually a game or politics/religion. We’re still a happy family, regardless. (And no, that’s not me deluding myself. I’ve seen the chaos and the hatred we’ve endured over the years for lots of other cumulative things. There was time when my dad would tell me WAYYY too much info about how things were and made him feel. And over the years, I’ve watched both my parents realize that change and forgiveness and empathy had to occur. So please don’t project the thought that they must hate each other. They don’t. I’ve mediated this for a long time, and no longer need to.)
      Side note: we actually don’t have a couch. We have two recliners, and since it’s never all 3 of us out in the living room, that’s really all we need. None of us are cuddlers, and we don’t have company over.

  • @unreal-xh6fj
    @unreal-xh6fj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    Because you mentioned that many exclamation marks at the end, here are some Quotes from the great Author Terry Pratchett
    'Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.' -- in Eric
    Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. -- in Reaper Man
    'And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.' -- in Maskerade

    • @alyssaolson7964
      @alyssaolson7964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Excuse you!!!!!

    • @masagung8994
      @masagung8994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I only do that shit when texting 😅

    • @rebbecawitt581
      @rebbecawitt581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How dear you!?!?!?!?!?

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rebbecawitt581 YESS WHAT A DEAR HE IS!!!!!

  • @Oceanblue_Art_
    @Oceanblue_Art_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    "Sex god"
    WEE WOO WEE WOO THIS CHARACTER IS UNDERAGE

    • @hhh-bu3qj
      @hhh-bu3qj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      *SO IS LELE'S AUDIENCE, THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO READ THIS 'BOOK'*

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And saying that when you didn't do anything

    • @julife.ka.3899
      @julife.ka.3899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hhh-bu3qj could you tell me who is that? i can't pin point for the life of me where i know her name from! i looked her name up on internet and she seems to be a model somehow related to chayanne... please. does she have a channel on yt?

    • @TyrannicalSawdustRex
      @TyrannicalSawdustRex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@julife.ka.3899 LeLe? She used to be in vine I think and might have a TH-cam channel

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can't believe an underage character is calling another underage character a sex god.

  • @hail9794
    @hail9794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    And I thought I was bad at writing

    • @VerbalVantage
      @VerbalVantage 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes me feel better about the shitty comics I wrote in 3rd grade

    • @theeleventh805gamer7
      @theeleventh805gamer7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      S D this makes the ROUGH DRAFT of the light novel I’m working on less shittier

    • @12s0ph
      @12s0ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same I’m 11 lol and I write better but it’s still bad

  • @MsAquamonkey
    @MsAquamonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Why do (some) people think that getting jealous when the person you like 'dares' to speak to someone else is a sexy trait?
    Its the furthest thing from sexy.

  • @Aelffwynn
    @Aelffwynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    I once spilled an entire cup of soda all over my dress when I was talking to my crush at the time. Then on our first date we both kept dropping food in our laps on accident. Neither of us screamed like banshees.
    We've been together almost five years now, so maybe that was the right choice.

    • @ariagrace8117
      @ariagrace8117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That is the sweetest story I've heard all week.

    • @allupinyomine
      @allupinyomine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      thanks for making me smile

    • @12s0ph
      @12s0ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noice 👏🏻👌

    • @naan000
      @naan000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Couples who are clumsy together stay together

  • @leo8812
    @leo8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Everyone is now talking about this book... I bought it the summer before my freshman year thinking it was an advice book (I didn’t know who Lele Pons was at the time- I wish I still didn’t haha). Anyway it didn’t help at all and made me more nervous instead. After I finished it I passed it on to a friend and haven’t seen it since. It’s weird to see this suddenly become such a popular discussion topic since it came out around 3-4 years ago!

    • @its_literally_just_my_name
      @its_literally_just_my_name 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Leo That’s pretty much what happened to me with Gabbie Hanna‘s poetry book - I started to get really into poetry and saw this in my Amazon recommendations when ordering other books. I decided to gibe it a shot, not knowing who Gabbie was nor that she was a TH-camr, and I just couldn’t stop thinking "How the flying fork is THIS considered poetry?!“ and then, almost 2 years later, all the videos started popping up

    • @etherealsky7078
      @etherealsky7078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      MARY Because they both ordered a book a few years ago written by someone they didn’t know was a youtuber, were disappointed by said book and started hearing about it again recently? Sounds quite similar in my opinion... 🤷‍♀️

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @MARY 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @atheistsfightclub6684
    @atheistsfightclub6684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    So... Her idea of being invisible is not being the center of attention of absolutely everyone she knows every moment of every day...

  • @lucyan1032
    @lucyan1032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    You forgot to mention: lele’s luscious beautiful long blonde hair

    • @12s0ph
      @12s0ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I read that as Lucius’s beautiful long blonde hair lmaooo from Harry Potter

  • @Garrison_the_Barbarian
    @Garrison_the_Barbarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I laughed at the part where Lele got mad at everyone for taking their shirts off before entering the pool. Thanks for the giggles, Rachel! I wouldn't be against the idea of these videos becoming a series. :)

  • @lilianabarcenas2879
    @lilianabarcenas2879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    “She acts like an actual 12 year old “
    Me: that’s offensive... to 12 year olds

    • @christians4854
      @christians4854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely correct. I’ve read Fanfiction with leagues more detailed and tangible characters and environments.

  • @DragonRaiderX9
    @DragonRaiderX9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    She reacts to being insecure by lashing out at those around her? That'd be pretty interesting, if the book was self-aware enough to address it.

  • @natalieg8494
    @natalieg8494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I love how you did your make-up in this video, and your dye job is beautiful. You showed up looking A+ to drag this fanfiction.

  • @greatdanelegend7001
    @greatdanelegend7001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "I say sweetly, through gritted teeth".... HOW?

    • @sadrabbit53
      @sadrabbit53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretending to be nice, maybe? Like she's smiling too hard. Unless you meant if that's physically possible to say through gritted teeth.

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    As a non-English speaker I thought a “see you next Tuesday” was a person you hated and didn’t want to see in the near future. Didn’t expect to learn something new in a Lele Pons book.

    • @Xer031
      @Xer031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That is so wholesome and cute☺

    • @audramcdonaldapologist3676
      @audramcdonaldapologist3676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m sorry but that’s hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @maiajade7457
      @maiajade7457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it means Csee Uyou Next Tuesday
      an indirect way of calling someone a c*nt

    • @inferiorinferno8859
      @inferiorinferno8859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didn't even knew that was phrase was a thing, tbh, also as a non-English speaker.

  • @justasentientmclarenp1879
    @justasentientmclarenp1879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    This book has more filler than Naruto

    • @Ishasgirl
      @Ishasgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      this made me laugh harder than it probably should have

    • @leaderofdice7667
      @leaderofdice7667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      At least Naruto has a sort of decent plot-
      (Coming from someone who dislikes Naruto-)

    • @julip.885
      @julip.885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      even the naruto filler is better than the actual "content" of the book.

    • @lionofthebluevale7170
      @lionofthebluevale7170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about One Piece? Does it have more than that

  • @emmalinedebrower9062
    @emmalinedebrower9062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I really enjoyed your first two Gabbie Hanna poetry critique videos because you provided examples of unlazy writing. Do you think you could pull more of that into videos in the future ?

    • @RachelOates
      @RachelOates  4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Definitely, yes! I tried throwing in one comparison in this video to see how it’d fit and, honestly, I enjoyed it! So I’m keen to do more :)

  • @josephine-rt6jw
    @josephine-rt6jw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As someone who is actually clumsy and is constantly spilling food on themselves, thats,,,, just not what happens? 90% of the time, when i spill stuff, no one cares, particularly if I'm in a crowded place. Other people do have lives, and someone spilling spaghetti isn't that interesting. also, if she's so "clumsy" Why is she never prepared? I carry napkins with me everywhere, and make sure that I watch where I'm going. Hell, after the first few times, my FRIENDS started carrying napkins with them, because I'm a mess.

  • @marytorreslobo1802
    @marytorreslobo1802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    have any of you seen A cinderella story with Hillary Duff? remember that time the cheerleaders and her stepsisters make fun of her thru a mini play in front of the whole school? that is what that part of "Alexis sees right thru me, to the real me" gave me vibes of. It's just so cringy omg

  • @green.beanss
    @green.beanss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Le Le’s fictional character of herself sounds exactly like an ex-best-friend I had when I was 12. It was a pretty toxic relationship.

  • @maggiedaly4699
    @maggiedaly4699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Yeah because I want all my kids to one day read a book where she calls someone a see you next tuesday like what are people suppose to do when children ask what that mean 😒

  • @slappedbylegal
    @slappedbylegal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I often feel self-conscious about my writing. At least I can sleep at night knowing that it cannot possibly be worse than this.

  • @thetherrannative
    @thetherrannative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    A lot of this is uncomfortably familiar. I used to be the girl who always felt sorry for herself and who wanted everyone to pity her, and it took a lot of work to overcome that and take responsibility for my own emotions and behavior. To see that sort of behavior and mindset in a supposed protagonist is really, really uncomfortable. It's like looking into a magic mirror and catching a glimpse of a past I would rather forget. People like that are not nice. They should not be relatable. They are certainly not protagonist material. They need help. It really is awful to see.

    • @vicfern
      @vicfern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's good that you changed and grew as a person tho

    • @thetherrannative
      @thetherrannative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vicfern Yes, we do! It would just be nice if there was actual representation as to the growth, rather than that type of person being either glorified as a supposedly perfect protagonist, or being cast aside as an irredeemable villain.

  • @_-_julie_-_7834
    @_-_julie_-_7834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Last time I was this early I was young enough to laugh at lele's vines

  • @katlynroseanne
    @katlynroseanne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Nah, even 12 year olds aren’t as narcissistic as this.

  • @eliisonline
    @eliisonline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    this whole books feels like reading the script to her vines

  • @arturfernandes101
    @arturfernandes101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    this book really looks like a satire, but the fact that it's not meant to be one just makes me wonder how Lele had the courage to publish this

  • @MartelTheSnake
    @MartelTheSnake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    rachel calling kyra 'bean' adds 800 years onto my life

  • @user-nw6di1fn2d
    @user-nw6di1fn2d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Your hair is honestly so pretty though :)) I love how pretty the colours look together

  • @inferiorinferno8859
    @inferiorinferno8859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This did make me learn English speakers rather rely on acronyms rather then saying the insults backwards. I actually started a small trend on my high school by saying curse words backwards because our teachers were very strict on cursing.

  • @NickKzig
    @NickKzig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Why the hell does the passage about an industrial work environment give me goosebumps? Jesus lol
    Thank you for that genuinely good literature break in the midst of this awful fan fiction lol

  • @ms.blooddiamond3857
    @ms.blooddiamond3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Haven't seen the whole video yet but I just want to say: Love the hair, Rachel! It looks absolutely gorgeous🖤🦄

  • @erikkingoftherats4412
    @erikkingoftherats4412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way she acts at the party, especially the avoiding socializing and then craving it and being mad that no one can read her mind, is EXACTLY how I acted when I had undiagnosed anxiety and depression.
    The writing is obnoxious but some of the behavior is relatable.
    Edit: to be fair I was in middle school too. By high school I was much better, even when the untreated depression got worse.

  • @lizlazmccringe2043
    @lizlazmccringe2043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This is supposed to be a book for kids... way to make them ask their parents what *sex god* means ...

  • @alex9581
    @alex9581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a genuinely clumsy person, I say this whole book is clumsy appropriation

  • @Midna127
    @Midna127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Fun fact: I had to read this book in order to feel better about high school.
    It didn't work.

  • @Soundgarden141
    @Soundgarden141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I have watched 4 other people read this but sure, let's go again. Great video like always.

  • @NickKzig
    @NickKzig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Lele Pons was definitely that a Mean Girl in High School lol

    • @camic7324
      @camic7324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She also went to a really wealthy highschool and not Miami High. Like she probably avoids and has never stepped foot in the neighborhood Miami High is in.

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cami C She went to Miami Country Day School, an elite prep school.

  • @sleepylola8744
    @sleepylola8744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    rachel youre just my idol, wearing black, colored hair, always a glass of alcohol and criticizing bad books😍

    • @sleepylola8744
      @sleepylola8744 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i sound so sarcastic 💀 i'm not i swear

    • @12s0ph
      @12s0ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      erjona canka lmao you really do 😂😂😂

  • @scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031
    @scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This whole book feels like a boomer meme about boomers’ idea of what teens act like.

  • @qbradq
    @qbradq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Keep contrasting her writing with wonderful books I haven't heard of. Makes the video priceless 😁

  • @ZOMBIEBLONDIEX
    @ZOMBIEBLONDIEX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I feel that if a writer INTENDS to make the main character a unlikable character, while being written well, can make a very memorable story.

  • @celestegobbi1704
    @celestegobbi1704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I’m so sorry that you had to go through this, yet I’m delighted because this is high quality entertainment. Thank you for your videos, Rachel! They’re amazing as always.

  • @colombiasara4346
    @colombiasara4346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Your hair looks amazing sorry to focus on your looks but honestly couldn't help staring at the goregous colour. Also thanks for the laugh

  • @mrspokitstheriot477
    @mrspokitstheriot477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You've been looking for the Meowth from Team Rocket. Since he can speak. Not a dog. A Meowth.

    • @RachelOates
      @RachelOates  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Omg.

    • @mrspokitstheriot477
      @mrspokitstheriot477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RachelOates I'm not wrong. I've solved the mystery of the world.

    • @12s0ph
      @12s0ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrsPokits TheRiot Damn ur smart

  • @SparklySarah
    @SparklySarah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    WINKY FACE
    SWOON, DOUBLE SWOON!
    Yeah, reminds me of how I used to text my boyfriends when I was ELEVEN. 😂

    • @12s0ph
      @12s0ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAOOOO I’m 11 now..... I don’t date thank goodness

  • @stella-sk4sc
    @stella-sk4sc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i actually bought this book when i was still a teen, and it fucked me up the message is literally : get skinny, get long hair, and you’ll be happy. only like years later did i realise how much of a shit show it was, and it was right when people started making videos on it! anyway, thanks for your sacrifice haha, love listening to you! subbed :)

  • @isaac_759
    @isaac_759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    when you're too early to make a "last time i was this early" joke

    • @fkhan2006
      @fkhan2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're*

    • @isaac_759
      @isaac_759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fkhan2006 thanks

  • @killjoytw1nk
    @killjoytw1nk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Thank you so much for reading this so we don't have to. Mad respect ❤️❤️

  • @MonochromeTrouble
    @MonochromeTrouble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It's like Ebony Dark'ness got a TH-cam channel and then wrote a book.

  • @simonkemfors
    @simonkemfors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You're really relaxing to listen to

  • @brainrot9726
    @brainrot9726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    can w just address the fact that maybe, JUST maybe, the girls around alexi are his friends and they just want to socialize ffs

  • @katburgess5926
    @katburgess5926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One, I love your hair. Two, your laugh is great. Three, thank you for suffering through and reading this **absolute masterpiece.**

  • @dianamakowski9538
    @dianamakowski9538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Unrelated but I love your hair, it's what I want my hair to look like.

  • @dabung3821
    @dabung3821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had this opened in a different tab and I got a tank ad and I high key thought it was apart of the video

  • @emiliap8790
    @emiliap8790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I will never forget the fact that Lele once asked Taehyung (a bts member) for his number and he gave her his manager's number

  • @8bitzombie338
    @8bitzombie338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    chapter 1 : i am latina

  • @imnobody-whoareyou
    @imnobody-whoareyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dialogue just makes me feel better about my own writing while simultaneously giving me intense secondhand embarrassment

  • @samuelmarkby2441
    @samuelmarkby2441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It’s upsetting that to her fans this must read like The Catcher in the Rye.

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    What’s the conversion rate for goats? I wonder how many goats I would be worth? Are all goats valued equally? Do moral universals exist? Do goats dream of human sheep? Do we truly have free will, or are we merely the products of our experiences and background?
    All these intelligent questions and more, never to be answered through Lele Pons content!

    • @simple-sardines
      @simple-sardines 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you can go on howmanygoats.com if you want to find out how many goats you're worth. i'm being completely serious.

  • @rileyfabing5039
    @rileyfabing5039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just found this channel and I’m kinda loving it

  • @supernova6694
    @supernova6694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A man who pronounces my name perfectly? Well damn, my man has been calling me nicknames since we got together. I haven't heard my name from him for over 9 months and it would be incredibly awkward if he'd call me by my first name.

  • @musikluv6
    @musikluv6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Sometimes you can tell how a person acts through their writing, like here we clearly see Lele's personality almost through herself or her character. Like, maybe she could have created her own character, but instead projected her personality and thoughts and mannerisms through this god awful character. This book seems more like commentary she tried to mask or integrate in a book. Reminds me of onion boy's works too. Sure, books reflect someone's own morals ect., but the whole thing is to create different characters- similar and non similar to yourself. But she obviously is incapable of doing that.

  • @roxannegarland1496
    @roxannegarland1496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gotta say, your commentary on this book makes me appreciate "The Catcher in the Rye" more. At least Holden knew he was having a crisis, and was concerned by it

  • @moonmoon11111
    @moonmoon11111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh no it’s 5am and i was listening to this trying to sleep (you have such a calming, beautiful reading voice!) and then the LELLE WHAAAAT UR LATE FOR SCHOOL AHHHHH part came on guess i’m wide awake now lmao

  • @britann9539
    @britann9539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "A willow sleeved canal . . . "
    How lovely

  • @luciarodriguez2979
    @luciarodriguez2979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I heard you talking about Lele's similes, and I agree that they lack inspiration and fail to captivate the reader. My favorite simile is from a French novel where the author described the winter trees and their arms as “fat fairies in white nightshirts yawning at the moon." He also describes a flamenco dancer's madness and anger as "hedgehog soup", and the clumsiness of the main protagonists' romance as "a couple of vampires who have forgotten their sunglasses, out on a supermarket trip." Unlike Lele's, the comparisons have inspiration and give the reader a better sense of the story through them. The similes and metaphors hook the reader immediately, and add to the emotions of the story the author is trying to convey. I feel like Lele could learn a thing or two about professional writing from authors around the world.

  • @tjbarke6086
    @tjbarke6086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dog doesn't need to speak to pronounce your name perfectly. That's part of the beauty of dogs.

  • @FadeAway1694
    @FadeAway1694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Also, can you do live streams of just reading your favorite books? You’re pretty calming, and it would be lovely to listen to during chores.

  • @ihavelemonade5640
    @ihavelemonade5640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    28:34 that right there is the expression of "what have i become" and "I just scared myself"

  • @missserenity1090
    @missserenity1090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tom Harlock also did a video on Lele’s book and it was really funny I would recommend watching it.

  • @Sableagle
    @Sableagle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Makes me feel comfortable, is kind, can make me laugh, is just an all-round good guy who's fun to be with."
    Dammit. 80% again. Oh, well. I'm probably contagious anyway, right?

  • @trinitygarcia5028
    @trinitygarcia5028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh god I REALLY want to see you review at least one of onision’s book because it’s a unique type of awful that makes Lele pons book seem like an A+ novel

  • @Cherry-wf9fq
    @Cherry-wf9fq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The diolouge faces are honestly the epitome of human beauty

  • @itsMiatch
    @itsMiatch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was gonna do a video on this book but was flat-out unable to finish it before I had to return it to the library. I'm convinced that it's actually a masterful portrayal of an insolent, petulant character because this can't not be written ironically

  • @laurenwalker1048
    @laurenwalker1048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😬 - My face every time you read a passage from this “novel”. Thankyou so much for some self isolation laughs, I really needed that!!

  • @jamiegood8530
    @jamiegood8530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    her character reminds me of greg in diary of a whimpy kid. but she’s in high school. and she’s being serious.

  • @candycane106
    @candycane106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Loving the new hair!!

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Acts like a normal human being, even when confronted by a shrieking banshee"
    Guy should be a Witcher. You think Lele pons is an informal Witcher test?

  • @kaz2726
    @kaz2726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As an author,( ok, more like aspiring author) I love your channel so much

  • @cocoplayax
    @cocoplayax 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I normally keep a straight face when listening to these types of videos but listening to the dialogue on Lele’s book has got me audibly reacting and making faces all throughout. 😭
    When you said on the last video to pause and hurl, I literally needed to pause and take a moment because I can’t believe how cringe it is.

  • @sleepylola8744
    @sleepylola8744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love how lele is supposed to be 17 and i'm 17 and like- i acted like this a decade ago at least

  • @bruh666
    @bruh666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:05 this is such an important and often overlooked point. So many people expect their friends to be therapists and that they deserve infinite care because they're mentally ill, without actually communicating their needs and fears openly. People can't help you if they don't know you want help, it's something that took me years to learn but now that I understand it my social life is so much better.

  • @vee5294
    @vee5294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks. Needed this right now. And no one needs this, lol. Keep going please.