Lele Pons' movie is worse than you can imagine

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  • @thebigbreh_
    @thebigbreh_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7353

    The funniest part is how they had all the actors are written to praise lele

    • @solitudeguard3196
      @solitudeguard3196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      So what usually happens

    • @inhale2851
      @inhale2851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      And she then asks like why the internet hates her, she’s a narcissist. Like every time she tries to make herself innocent new dirt comes out about her.

    • @Lucasio1209
      @Lucasio1209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      *I’M LATINA*

    • @psychopony666
      @psychopony666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I think Lele secretly wrote this herself

    • @felixhenke2412
      @felixhenke2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      #simpnation

  • @newiva2303
    @newiva2303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14712

    I can't tell if discount Peter Parker is a genuinely good actor, or he just appears good next to Lele and fousey

    • @sometimesknownas3610
      @sometimesknownas3610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      Bruh

    • @mavintosh
      @mavintosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

      For a minute I thought you meant the fictional character

    • @sohamchatterjee7949
      @sohamchatterjee7949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      I thought this guy was the stuntman for John Krasinski

    • @waltergoldstein8244
      @waltergoldstein8244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      I think he might actually be Tom Holland’s stunt doinle

    • @siva4wotblitzhero531
      @siva4wotblitzhero531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      I got 3 McDonalds Ads in English and 1 In Spanish ...Ive literally never done anything related to Food...except on Discord where I made a Meme ahout how I was making Cereal at like 230 AM and Spilled some Fruitpunch-but-better and cleaned it up

  • @Katie-md7mh
    @Katie-md7mh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3756

    2 men simp over the woman that cheated on them. Her character is like every cheaters dream

    • @MrTetrisz
      @MrTetrisz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @. all the benefits and none of the consequences. I like how she breaks up with them as if she's not the problem

    • @Betudontknowme
      @Betudontknowme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      666 likes

    • @alenanela1743
      @alenanela1743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @. As a teen girl I am deeply offended HAHAHA. I ain't dealing with that relationship shit

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alenanela1743 same 😭✋

    • @DarkWoodsPresents
      @DarkWoodsPresents 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Twice the dates and twice the sex... Yep, works for her.

  • @SpidrMunkee
    @SpidrMunkee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3583

    I hate that whenever a youtuber makes a movie, most of the time they make their charecter this cool and very cute/hot person that has all of the talents.

    • @Zephyr01
      @Zephyr01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      swear they all have NPD

    • @Jgxm
      @Jgxm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Gacha Studio stories in a sentence

    • @monochubb9708
      @monochubb9708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Jgxm LMFAO SO TRUE

    • @oliver_beloved735
      @oliver_beloved735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Its literally like a 9 year old making an oc

    • @forgottenashes8299
      @forgottenashes8299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@oliver_beloved735 I've seen many of those, and I can safely say, 9 year Olds are better at making balanced characters than youtubers.

  • @fynnla.e
    @fynnla.e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3939

    “Hey I think I recognise you..”
    “Well yeah I’m Peter Parker’s stunt do-“
    “THATS IT! I saw you in Lele Pons movie!”

    • @KaytheWooper
      @KaytheWooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @Apple Is Forever Well he’s Tom Holland’s stunt actor so yeah, it’s pretty much that

    • @holagirl7144
      @holagirl7144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KayRix I tought he did his own stunts

    • @ricky_or_robin2
      @ricky_or_robin2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i'd kill myself if that ever happened to me

    • @michelenielsen9205
      @michelenielsen9205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pizza time

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was trying to remember for the whole video where did I see him before. It turns out he was in the chilling adventures of Sabrina and he had like 2 lines there so that's why I didn't remember him lol. Also he looks so much like tom holland!!

  • @zanniia7279
    @zanniia7279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1743

    When they're talking about what "their girlfriends are like" it legit sounds like a mobile game ad trying to sell a character

    • @gamingwizard1027
      @gamingwizard1027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The accuracy in this statement is uncanny

    • @jc6348
      @jc6348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Funny seeing you here, Connor

    • @md-im8qp
      @md-im8qp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have ARS

    • @paperchaserrrs
      @paperchaserrrs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She has the AIDS status effect.

    • @yabazyabacoffee
      @yabazyabacoffee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheLegend27
      I'm sorry dead meme... but I like it

  • @obligatedorb5202
    @obligatedorb5202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1252

    Missed opportunity to put "I'm Latina" when she introduced herself

  • @lavestahuntail8495
    @lavestahuntail8495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1977

    I love how Pyro always introduces Lele like she's a Dark Souls boss.

    • @EagleEye-rw5pn
      @EagleEye-rw5pn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      She's not?

    • @kank8623
      @kank8623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@EagleEye-rw5pn she is.

    • @crazy922blade
      @crazy922blade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kank8623 yes

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She's the end boss in darksouls

    • @spookieboogi6161
      @spookieboogi6161 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ask the movies she’s butchered

  • @drchumley4936
    @drchumley4936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2623

    I dead ass got an ad for Alzheimer’s and I thought it was part of the video

  • @John-doe955
    @John-doe955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4955

    The most ridiculous part of this whole movie is the implication is that there are two men that would actually want to date Lele Pons.

    • @gfamily2478
      @gfamily2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yes but there both simps so...

    • @vn9574
      @vn9574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@gfamily2478 even simps wouldn't go that down.

    • @Dylan-cw9ew
      @Dylan-cw9ew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No one on earth except Pyro will marry Lele

    • @thepeanut5747
      @thepeanut5747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good Romance movies today are rare, Romeo and Juliet movie in the 80s is great but that was 80s not now

    • @Bengrimm61
      @Bengrimm61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @George W not even a worm would date her

  • @akiharuse825
    @akiharuse825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2051

    Noah must have had intense backpains after carrying this entire movie.

    • @pumpkintwig
      @pumpkintwig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lolllll

    • @dynamix_9568
      @dynamix_9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nah fousey carried the movie no cap

    • @zero_s
      @zero_s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@dynamix_9568 I could only read this as sarcasm

    • @desperateism
      @desperateism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      E

    • @grape7041
      @grape7041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And little kid

  • @GalexiDude
    @GalexiDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4089

    So the entire movie is just
    "My girlfriend"
    "You mean OUR girlfriend comrade"

    • @pmsn3674
      @pmsn3674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      that and badminton

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Marav Reviews oh-

    • @matthewmccartney
      @matthewmccartney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Then at the end of the movie
      “Nobody’s Girlfriend”

    • @skipercrac
      @skipercrac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Reddit tier joke

    • @sportsfaniguess154
      @sportsfaniguess154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *communism intensifies*

  • @anomishfish
    @anomishfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5211

    Lele Pons: is latina
    James Marriott: is trilingual
    Lily Singh: bisexual woman of color
    Pyro: cute little lesbian

    • @fxtchmetheirsoulz
      @fxtchmetheirsoulz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      UCLA

    • @l-nolazck-rn24
      @l-nolazck-rn24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Our boi Pyro is enough progressive to be in the rewind!

    • @susgib296
      @susgib296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Anomish Fish James Marriott is fat

    • @zak7338
      @zak7338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      icons of the LTBL community

    • @icy.3056
      @icy.3056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh god

  • @schwaodin
    @schwaodin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3496

    This whole movie is just people feeding Lele’s ego

    • @briane0083
      @briane0083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      The movie was probably written by her as well

    • @shawndevlin2680
      @shawndevlin2680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      xbox 360 lookin' ass

    • @agent6941
      @agent6941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes ,it does

    • @geronimoguy111
      @geronimoguy111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      xbox 360 lookin' ass

    • @Lcgx
      @Lcgx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      xbone 360 headass

  • @itsyaboi5165
    @itsyaboi5165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4468

    ‘Take your glasses off, you’re handsome’
    Everyone who has to wear glasses: 👁👄👁

    • @wandamaximilf3324
      @wandamaximilf3324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Oh no here you go 👓

    • @nixnox1962
      @nixnox1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@wandamaximilf3324 thank you I couldnt read the comments

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      "oonga bunga glasses ugly"

    • @itsyaboi5165
      @itsyaboi5165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@caesthoffe yes

    • @ottovonbismarck4497
      @ottovonbismarck4497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Glasses make people look better. change my mind.

  • @Tw0Dots
    @Tw0Dots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    I think the funniest thing is Fousi’s drawn on eyebrows

    • @nicetryfbi438
      @nicetryfbi438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      true

    • @ThatNofbody
      @ThatNofbody 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And hair remember he got a hair tattoo 😂

  • @ela5720
    @ela5720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4591

    I can't find any comment regarding Fousey's eyebrows, so I'm gonna make one. They make me physically uncomfortable

    • @user-cc1dv2ly9m
      @user-cc1dv2ly9m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      they're so...perfectly defined...

    • @epicdudr4448
      @epicdudr4448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I thought I was the only onr

    • @boygenius538_8
      @boygenius538_8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I remember back when fousey was popular with the Muslim community, it was such a scandal that he makes his eyebrows

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean he gets them done.

    • @Yonick1999z
      @Yonick1999z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He looks like Gru

  • @jokeronline702
    @jokeronline702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2389

    When Spider-Man’s stunt double has to be in a polyamorous relationship with Lele Pons

    • @landonharris7480
      @landonharris7480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Underrated comment.

    • @johndeneau7667
      @johndeneau7667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And foosie):

    • @tbprodutions
      @tbprodutions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      A fate worse than death.

    • @academyjason
      @academyjason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least Peter doesnt feel so good
      He doesnt feel so comfortable

    • @klashinov
      @klashinov 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A sentence i never thought i would read

  • @ikoandreas5085
    @ikoandreas5085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1633

    Lele: my demographic is 9 to 24
    She probably meant: -9 months to 24 months

    • @jonathansauceda589
      @jonathansauceda589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      No that's her mental capacity

    • @Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ
      @Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No that's how many brain cells she has.

    • @thatntr4146
      @thatntr4146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Luke-ur4sz saying she has less than 24 iq is an insult to 'actual people' who have an iq lower than 24

    • @ikoandreas5085
      @ikoandreas5085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @. no, thats not my agegroup. And id like to stay as far away from her as possible

    • @niggussimmals9649
      @niggussimmals9649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @. No
      3-9

  • @SpaceLandslip
    @SpaceLandslip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    I think that its funny that the whole story is an e-girl cheating on two simps

    • @michellereionodera
      @michellereionodera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait I agree, but how is lele's character an e girl?

    • @scheezy
      @scheezy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@michellereionodera Because she's shallow, talentless and full of herself

  • @josephwayneliang6524
    @josephwayneliang6524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    The movie is basically Buzzfeed: The Movie

    • @PizzaLuigi1
      @PizzaLuigi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      When even buzzfeed the movie is better then Airplane Mode

  • @shortperson20
    @shortperson20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    the fact that she straight up stands by while he's being arrested and says nothing to help him out is all you need to know to never ever acknowledge her existence again

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just can't stand her. I'm watching this video high as fuck lol. She makes me uncomfortable on a very visceral level. Just, please, what, get this woman away from the children. I think it's an inner maternal instinct. 😂
      Same with the Pauls.

    • @bloodycrocs
      @bloodycrocs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ansa Seppalainen What do you think about that one series that she’s doing about her mental health? I looked in the comments of them and I didn’t see anything negative abt her which seems kinda shady 👀

  • @BotmanBruv
    @BotmanBruv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    He’s adding breaking bad references to ease the pain of this movie

    • @mtbbbtm
      @mtbbbtm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Botman Bruv as well as cod zombies and terraria references.

    • @ceddyShmactt
      @ceddyShmactt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

    • @dextertoast764
      @dextertoast764 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mtbbbtm What about the Filthy Frabk reference

    • @LUCAS420BLZ
      @LUCAS420BLZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did I read that as breakfast bad

    • @raminahmed4476
      @raminahmed4476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It took me a minute to fully understand this joke it's too high level

  • @mqtaidmqtaid
    @mqtaidmqtaid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    The actor who plays Noah is like a mix between Martin Freeman, John Krasinski and Tom Holland, wtf, i can't look at him for too long

    • @theTrevorluck
      @theTrevorluck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Too much of a Chad to be looked for more than 20 seconds

    • @sancer1781
      @sancer1781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@theTrevorluck fr that man´s really good looking

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes how chinese people think all white men look, hes white man 0

  • @Aryan-rx9rl
    @Aryan-rx9rl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5083

    This movie would be 10 times better if fousey was simping for drake instead of lele

    • @ibzdagamer
      @ibzdagamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thats nasty mate

    • @ABluePhoenix
      @ABluePhoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      10 x 0 is still 0

    • @Aryan-rx9rl
      @Aryan-rx9rl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@ibzdagamer thats the bitter truth though

    • @ibzdagamer
      @ibzdagamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Aryan-rx9rl fair enough

    • @Bruhvey
      @Bruhvey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      imagine he promised everyone drake would be in the movie

  • @Liverator
    @Liverator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1809

    I’m sure Lele is celebrating the fact that Pyrocynical didn’t discover her *OTHER TH-cam Show, Amigos*
    It makes this movie look like Shakespeare in comparison!

    • @robertmorrissey8631
      @robertmorrissey8631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They’re both shit.

    • @tawnypelt69420
      @tawnypelt69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      of course she names it something spanish, she just can’t get over that she’s *_l a t i n o_*

    • @budgetbrick5124
      @budgetbrick5124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please twilight is Shakespeare compare to those two at least it's fun to laugh at those two are just painfully hard to watch

    • @sansgolem168
      @sansgolem168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @A G (reaches for a hug) i am so sorry

    • @luckyinky7849
      @luckyinky7849 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @A G oof

  • @Minebama
    @Minebama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13116

    Interesting fact that people might not know, is that Lele Pons is actually Latino.

    • @skidrat_
      @skidrat_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

      More like unfunnyio

    • @amtrakisveryepic
      @amtrakisveryepic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      @@skidrat_ that killed her

    • @plasmaticlmao
      @plasmaticlmao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +857

      Wait shes latino? I didnt know she was latino, did you guys know she was latino?

    • @bradreed8938
      @bradreed8938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      Noooo, no wayyyy!! Why has she never mentioned that before?!?!

    • @xbomblive8552
      @xbomblive8552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      holy shit no way

  • @shyguy4654
    @shyguy4654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Dude I love Pyro's random edits and how he uses the movie's own pause effect

  • @hand2241
    @hand2241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    It’s like everything is a lele pons vanity skit where anything she writes is just so she can compliment herself

    • @dylanhansen2352
      @dylanhansen2352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Reese Hamilton what does that have to do with anything...

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dylanhansen2352 probably not meant to be a reply

    • @tazallordofpog5559
      @tazallordofpog5559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lelepons is dumn

    • @froggobonano
      @froggobonano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      narcissism 100

    • @pastaronravioli4238
      @pastaronravioli4238 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      she is my queen you incel arrgggggg

  • @KamilHenri
    @KamilHenri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1979

    Its not even Lele Pons' movie
    It's Ray William Johnson's movie

    • @rootntootn128
      @rootntootn128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I mean obviously

    • @zombilandee
      @zombilandee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      He just doesnt wanna make petscop 2

    • @thisisasaneaussie6231
      @thisisasaneaussie6231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I don't know what the films called, but if it isn't called "doing your mum" the movie, then I want none of it

    • @banter2143
      @banter2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poor guy

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rootntootn128 YOU NEED THE COMMA, OTHERWISE THAT REFERENCE WOULD OF BEEN GREAT (probs a full stop to).

  • @despicablyawesome
    @despicablyawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    her eyes just.... don't react while she 'acts.' they're so blank, its really offputting

    • @nobodyofnarnia425
      @nobodyofnarnia425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True lmao

    • @Anubis_YT
      @Anubis_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Like a gecko, but at least a gecko licks its own eyeballs.

    • @Tokmurok
      @Tokmurok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Anubis_YT the only thing she licks is her own minge.

    • @123hattan
      @123hattan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They ported her directly from Obvlivion

    • @mw7845
      @mw7845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I couldn’t put my finger on it but that’s exactly what it is!!

  • @wheatdud2418
    @wheatdud2418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    i feel like fosey's good ending would be becoming a full-time actor in straight-to-DVD movies. a lot more humble then pranks.

  • @darthvader1848
    @darthvader1848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4540

    It kinda seems like the most unfunny TH-camrs are getting their own series.

    • @jacobacon2158
      @jacobacon2158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Hot *fucking* take

    • @savedtheworld6755
      @savedtheworld6755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      i mean
      i realized that pattern once lele got a series

    • @arbiter907
      @arbiter907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Because the competent ones are smart enough to either not do their own series, or are good enough to come up with something watchable.

    • @ellaova
      @ellaova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think its just sexism. Leles making content for children and young women. Its just cheesy, silly and fun and I think shes a very talented entertainer and writer. Shes like a Lucielle Ball or similay style of slapstick comedian, (which was apparently a strategic choice on LeLes behalf to appeal to a wider non-english speaking audience which is clever of her). You never hear people deriding Charlie Chaplin or the Marx Brothers very specific type of slapstick humour but when a woman tries this type of comedy shes 'not funny', 'childish', 'cheesy' and 'predictable'.
      Same applies to Liza Koshy. You cant tell me shes not a gifted entertainer even if her humour isnt your cup of tea.

    • @ellaova
      @ellaova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Plus, I can think of 100's of unfunny men on TH-cam who are never critiqued.
      Look at David Dobrik with his dull and predictable 'Jonahs fat', 'Corinnas a slut', 'Jasons old', 'Seths black' and all the purile humour he steals from Judd Apatow.
      Its a major yawn fest and its not even original material!

  • @madisoncallaghan
    @madisoncallaghan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1388

    she shot a whole movie before her plastic surgery and is still trying to deny it happened

    • @hdawg9883
      @hdawg9883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Also in this movie she'd already had 2 nose jobs

    • @burryyyy
      @burryyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Bird Up I didn’t even know she got plastic surgery

    • @yeehaw4135
      @yeehaw4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I fucking knew something looked weird about her

    • @depgabby
      @depgabby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She doesn’t deny her surgery at all though, it’s the one thing we can actually praise her for

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@depgabby No, I'm not praising her for talking about body positivity while getting plastic surgery and photoshopping her pictures.
      She's a really bad role model in that regard.

  • @stephanie-rv2gb
    @stephanie-rv2gb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    i love that the editing kinda hints that pyro’s watching breaking bad/better call saul... truly a man of culture

    • @uuyotopas4392
      @uuyotopas4392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      man?

    • @chasemorris2621
      @chasemorris2621 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @ashleythompson8243
      @ashleythompson8243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, I love learning that someone is as obsessed with the masterpiece that is BCS as I am. It’s just *chef kiss* PERFECTION

    • @Justpassingby204
      @Justpassingby204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He referenced Bryan Cranston too

    • @mikehitchcock5753
      @mikehitchcock5753 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      His editing is why I keep coming back..im glad this finally got released.

  • @pestylucas7406
    @pestylucas7406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    It’s understandable that the most attractive person in the movie is the professional actor, whilst EVERY SINGLE ONE of the TH-camrs think they’re all that.

  • @bigballoons3225
    @bigballoons3225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Petition to make Pyrocynical a renowned movie critic for youtube.

    • @atomic-art
      @atomic-art 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michael Jordan why though?
      He already is 🥴

    • @smallboihaterstage1834
      @smallboihaterstage1834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No it should be diesel patches stfu

    • @joehoward993
      @joehoward993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He already is

    • @ilhandaanish2381
      @ilhandaanish2381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Petition to give him a movie

    • @Zaefnyr
      @Zaefnyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      isn't he already

  • @CypherIsland
    @CypherIsland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    fun fact: this movie was made by huck botko, who also made a movie about poisoning his family with an hiv-positive-blood laced cheesecake

  • @flatpepsi
    @flatpepsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    this should've been called simp wars: soyboy vs. hypebeast.

    • @donkamichi
      @donkamichi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Btw simp has lost its meaning the phrase ur lookin for is white Knight

    • @chilkootsailor492
      @chilkootsailor492 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/_D0ZQPqeJkk/w-d-xo.html

    • @foxxy4779
      @foxxy4779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chilkootsailor492 I've got a feeling that I'm gonna get rickrolled, let see shall we?

    • @chilkootsailor492
      @chilkootsailor492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@foxxy4779 nah it's the Star Wars theme

    • @foxxy4779
      @foxxy4779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chilkootsailor492 You're a good man, I've been rickrolled a heck lot of time

  • @birdoverbird
    @birdoverbird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I'm convinced they didn't tell fousey he was in a movie, but rather just filmed the movie around him.

  • @grezledragon
    @grezledragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    i'm convinced the writer has never heard two people having a real conversation.

    • @cceerrs
      @cceerrs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is what aliens think humans talk like

  • @BlossombleFuture
    @BlossombleFuture 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    lmao when lele asked “what is it?” I got an ad with a little girl immediately saying “it’s a burger made from plants!”

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “M”
      “Right?”

    • @pppp9204
      @pppp9204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      burgerpants...

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pp Pp it’s a plant made from burgers

    • @bigdumbstupidface4907
      @bigdumbstupidface4907 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i did too

    • @bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458
      @bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funnier than the funniest shit ive ever seen
      (Dead meme ik stfu)

  • @xpkareem
    @xpkareem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3405

    "Lele Pons is the most famous woman on TH-cam"
    Me who spends 1000 hours a week on TH-cam: "Who?"

    • @ezekiel4481
      @ezekiel4481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      lmaoo

    • @Chachiandfriends
      @Chachiandfriends 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Bro you only spend 1000 hours a week on TH-cam

    • @sataliatk
      @sataliatk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Had the exact same reaction. I'm old, so I've been watching TH-cam since 2005, and have no clue who she is.

    • @szzlam
      @szzlam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Satalia Then you live under a rock

    • @divyavyas9003
      @divyavyas9003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      1000 hours a week.
      Me: confused screaming.
      P. s. I know you're cringing right now.

  • @dillanio9191
    @dillanio9191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    I know this is weird, but the guy who played Noah acted really well tbh

    • @glizzy6666
      @glizzy6666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Was going to say the same thing. Too bad he's in a dumb movie

    • @kikosawa
      @kikosawa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Yeah, right? Gestures, voice, facial expressions - it was just pleasing.

    • @sentionaut6270
      @sentionaut6270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lol. he really isn't. he is a noticeably better actor by comparison. but still.... by what standard do you believe he is a good actor?

    • @maya7831
      @maya7831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@sentionaut6270 I mean he's a beginner...ppl get better with time, the more experience they get.

    • @ThatNofbody
      @ThatNofbody 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sentionaut6270 lemme see what scenes you acted amazingly in? 😂

  • @jaimo1619
    @jaimo1619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    I love the quote “She’s not like other girls, she’s latina!”

    • @vytosan
      @vytosan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not funny

    • @bigstu2536
      @bigstu2536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah because we never knew that she was latina. Btw she is latina

    • @edouard9687
      @edouard9687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why do I get gabbie hannah vibes from this?

    • @fredrik5832
      @fredrik5832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vytosan hahahahahahaha lol looooool lmaoooooo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOOOOOOO

    • @monke5403
      @monke5403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No way, is she Latina or something?

  • @NyxInfernal
    @NyxInfernal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I feel like it's pretty fucked up that I was more surprised that fair use was reinforced and the film studio lost the copyright claim than about anything else in this video. It's not often that TH-cam does the right thing nowadays...
    Thanks, Susan.

    • @jobrenmar7513
      @jobrenmar7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ScarletSiren susan wabajak

  • @ToyotaCorolla-lr1uy
    @ToyotaCorolla-lr1uy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16454

    Lele Pons is the girl who yells POTATO randomly, and thinks she’s funny.

  • @Legion2k
    @Legion2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    "The year is 2020, a period of civil war"
    That did not age well

    • @DeanL6_
      @DeanL6_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Mate this video was literally made long after the WW3 memes

    • @zhalosupercell2486
      @zhalosupercell2486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@DeanL6_ he’s talking about America I think

    • @v0rtexbeater
      @v0rtexbeater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It did not age well because nothing happened. Biden got elected, there were protests for like a week and then everything got back to normal

    • @gerhardcompion12
      @gerhardcompion12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      America your political problems are not that bad look at my country South Africa

    • @kingbeaner1286
      @kingbeaner1286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@v0rtexbeater looking back the blm riots and the trumpie riots pretty much fell apart around April

  • @Baer99Z
    @Baer99Z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    "She's the perfect girl" ah yes, because we all want a girl who cheats on both of us with the other, how perfect.

    • @Lucius1246
      @Lucius1246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @Maciej Królikowski I would prefer no one

    • @RedDrowned
      @RedDrowned 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lucius1246 "don't worry, we know what "being celibate" is"

    • @pohorex6834
      @pohorex6834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @Maciej Królikowski I'm personally waiting til marriage to make eye contact with a woman

    • @John-kd5xf
      @John-kd5xf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who also hunts mushrooms

    • @BiuTheMonkey
      @BiuTheMonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Petscop 2

  • @noahbloch7165
    @noahbloch7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1944

    At least lele didn’t talk about herself being Latino every 5 minutes

    • @BiuTheMonkey
      @BiuTheMonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Petscop 2

    • @p01ygon
      @p01ygon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      but she did kiss her own ass multiple times in the movie

    • @yeetusbeetus4950
      @yeetusbeetus4950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Did you know I'm Latino, yeah guys I'm Latino

    • @MrTriple3D
      @MrTriple3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@yeetusbeetus4950 yes guys me llamo jeff

    • @Frostcicle
      @Frostcicle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm Latino you know I'm Latino I'm so quirky I'm Latino Latino Latino Latino

  • @justconnnoor
    @justconnnoor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    Noah looks like all the Spider-Man actors combined into one.

    • @derpadothebird2106
      @derpadothebird2106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I can't tell if this is an insult or a compliment. I think it's an insult final guess

    • @nevergonnagiveyouup3705
      @nevergonnagiveyouup3705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@derpadothebird2106 yes

    • @geneflowone784
      @geneflowone784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is the most perfect description of that man

    • @TenderNoodle
      @TenderNoodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES THATS WHAT IT IS

    • @savedtheworld6755
      @savedtheworld6755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh my god i just realized this

  • @wixkedbruixes
    @wixkedbruixes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    the adjective "flaccid" in this context is the most accurate word to describe.. everything about the movie lmao

  • @rickrossstretchmarks
    @rickrossstretchmarks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    *I have noticed, pyro is growing out his hair, now he just needs a leather jacket.*

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      So guys we did it, we grew sick of this world and the human maggots feasting on its carcass

    • @SwagDragon76
      @SwagDragon76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JeanMarceaux did not expect anyone to reference that game, ever

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jean Marceaux now all he needs to do is dye his hair black.

    • @xkudodesu9969
      @xkudodesu9969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or he just can't get a haircut because of quarantine

    • @beans6232
      @beans6232 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thee Seigi I think it looks kinda gae

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I am convinced that Lele wrote all of the scenes where the main characters gush over how amazing and flawless she is

  • @bizarrechamp
    @bizarrechamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Might as well call this film "Simps Love You" *audience laughing sound effect"

  • @feyfiren
    @feyfiren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    what I love about Pyro is that it's very clear he has a great time editing these and finding all the random pics, memes, etc. and that's more than what most successful youtubers do.

  • @SilentMemer
    @SilentMemer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    Big competition against "Airplane Mode" with Logan Paul

    • @mowifr
      @mowifr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pee

    • @Scrufflord
      @Scrufflord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mowifr poop

    • @quandeldingle1714
      @quandeldingle1714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Scrufflord tits

    • @nicktaco117
      @nicktaco117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Vagina

    • @arcynixz
      @arcynixz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nicktaco117 penis

  • @redbug7082
    @redbug7082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    “Take your glasses off, you’re handsome, embrace it” Yeah it’s not like I need to see or anything

    • @michaelk9279
      @michaelk9279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Also, glasses aren’t even seen as unattractive anymore.

    • @pastaronravioli4238
      @pastaronravioli4238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bruh its for a picture its not like she was asking him to do a triple backflip on a motorbike while writing a new constitution

    • @pastaronravioli4238
      @pastaronravioli4238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelk9279 glass bad. not good movie

    • @user-tq7uv9rs1e
      @user-tq7uv9rs1e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pastaronravioli4238 Taking a picture without your glasses (that you need to see) is a bad idea because you'll have a blank stare in the photo....cus you can't friggin see.

  • @mbr9163
    @mbr9163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Lele Pons is like that one kid at school that tries to be rude to the teachers because they think they're cool but in fact everyone hates them

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear croire

    • @goatstech
      @goatstech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AxxLAfriku can you show your face?

    • @viennas.
      @viennas. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i know someone exactly like this bdjajdbdd

    • @shellyalfianda7236
      @shellyalfianda7236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@AxxLAfriku are you okay?

    • @renclarion5282
      @renclarion5282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shes like the kid who acts “ᵠᴜ𝐢𝓇𝕜𝚢“ but actually annoys everybody around them

  • @ashleyobrien4936
    @ashleyobrien4936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The fact that the guy said "no, he doesn't kiss me with those lips" and right after a Hulu commercial appears with two guys kissing made this video even better.

  • @FordF--zy4vb
    @FordF--zy4vb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    i love how pyro is now making content hes happy with, while also bullying people.

    • @Will-jf6lv
      @Will-jf6lv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      they are the same thing

    • @bethany1722
      @bethany1722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Will no

    • @sonicfan2651
      @sonicfan2651 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @iCarly Fan wut

    • @Ben-zt9pk
      @Ben-zt9pk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      iCarly Fan tf

    • @krv3
      @krv3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im in love with you

  • @dru1d96
    @dru1d96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    Bruh look at all those mid roll ads, he saving up for a car

    • @gdoublell1002
      @gdoublell1002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lmao

    • @paulmitchell8714
      @paulmitchell8714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also buy merch

    • @chloeb2844
      @chloeb2844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Toori Baba I think you mean under 10 because I am 3

    • @jackiefife5310
      @jackiefife5310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chloe B ha noob I’m 0

    • @elyxrr
      @elyxrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      5 midrolls in a 35 minute video, are you seriously complaining about that?

  • @welcometothefuneral
    @welcometothefuneral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    if lele wasn't the girl I feel like fousey being genuinely insane and Noah being a simp could be pretty funny

    • @alezarde211
      @alezarde211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Zenokatto _ Yeah but Fousey isn’t acting he’s just legitimately insane

    • @gabmaz1418
      @gabmaz1418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@alezarde211 just like Vitaly

    • @yopierre2048
      @yopierre2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @welcometothefuneral
      @welcometothefuneral 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@martianman5912 we have achieved the impossible

  • @HatKidPeck
    @HatKidPeck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:32 unironically he might be the best actor in that movie, this kid has more emotion then I bet Lele Pons does, and such a condescending, sarcastic tone. So much so that he’s actually funny.

  • @conor881
    @conor881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Literally when lele speaks she is just screaming. During the scene where they give her the 3 way idea she’s like “ I THINK THATS CRAZY. THATS WHY I LOVE IT.” Like she’s just yelling.

    • @Vixa_Jaz
      @Vixa_Jaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      brooklynne mack -wtf is this comment

    • @sansgolem168
      @sansgolem168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @brooklynne mack don't mind me im just looking for the guy who asked

    • @oShadowkun
      @oShadowkun 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @brooklynne mack happy birthday you weirdo lmao

    • @ceiek
      @ceiek 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @brooklynne mack what

  • @PickSurprise
    @PickSurprise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    they couldn't even follow the most fundamental principal of filmmaking, show don't tell. smh

  • @CallanElliott
    @CallanElliott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    "Lele Pons is a woman... on the Internet."
    And that's all that's really worth saying about her.

    • @optforthyname3800
      @optforthyname3800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think you'd be better off not knowing anything about her-

    • @addiemarieruhome
      @addiemarieruhome 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh excuse me, she’s also a LATINA

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@addiemarieruhome Excuse me, that totally makes her a really significant and interesting person.

  • @jasonirawan
    @jasonirawan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Now if the movie ends with Ford and Noah realizing that they're meant for each other and making out, that would make this movie from already 10/10 to 11/10

  • @rah4723
    @rah4723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    For the first 11 minutes I forgot this was about Lele pons

    • @victorassemble352
      @victorassemble352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks for remenbering me, i am 9 minutes into it

  • @poffydaisy5134
    @poffydaisy5134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    I cringed so hard when Lele made the characters simp for her

    • @isabellaessien2043
      @isabellaessien2043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You mean you cringed the whole movie?

    • @lavabite
      @lavabite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The movie wasn't written by Lele

    • @poffydaisy5134
      @poffydaisy5134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@isabellaessien2043 YES

  • @DashFlashTheLife
    @DashFlashTheLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1986

    Fousey took one L and added BGTQ to his personality

    • @switchblade6
      @switchblade6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Comment of the year

    • @anatoliylotarev5977
      @anatoliylotarev5977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment made my day lmfaoooo

    • @skyzaddiescult7439
      @skyzaddiescult7439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      sexualities and genders are not personalities

    • @crankydad0199
      @crankydad0199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@skyzaddiescult7439 Jesus, it’s a joke buddy. We don’t want you here

    • @ihatetheantichrist8043
      @ihatetheantichrist8043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@skyzaddiescult7439 maybe lgbtq+ should stop using them as such

  • @gossiperzoroark9629
    @gossiperzoroark9629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is like a Hallmark movie but somehow more forced and shallow.
    -Protagonist is a conventionally good looking individual
    -protagonist either “ has a bland normal life” or “is in an emotional gutter”
    -along comes a good looking individual that will be the love interest
    -meet cute that trends toward awkward
    -protagonist usually has a job involving newspaper article, art, photography, or some sort of job involving images.
    -friends and family that either are helpful to the main lovers or are a roadblock
    -protagonist finds inspiration and becomes a better person/ happier
    -

  • @iqninja2655
    @iqninja2655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Lele Pons's brain is like a bag of doritos.
    99% air

    • @nichii1603
      @nichii1603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She doesn’t deserve a compliment.

    • @NotCoell
      @NotCoell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      too much of a compliment there

    • @Godmcgod
      @Godmcgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doritos don't deserve this.

    • @Detective_Grav
      @Detective_Grav 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @alphebettispaghetti6275
      @alphebettispaghetti6275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1% crumbs

  • @justlovely3249
    @justlovely3249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    I like how in every movie Lele has to be described as a “funny person”.

    • @wynter5776
      @wynter5776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Haha loud=funny

    • @kayla160
      @kayla160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      If they don't tell us we won't know

    • @underkoverism
      @underkoverism 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nuggaz

    • @plvto6585
      @plvto6585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i like how lele has to be a person

    • @starroving6464
      @starroving6464 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@plvto6585 i like how

  • @BostonMassacre
    @BostonMassacre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    “You kiss your mother with that mouth” Ninja: ahahahhahaha

    • @Rjac25
      @Rjac25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmao, I was hoping there was going to be an edit of Ninja at the point

    • @austindraws4876
      @austindraws4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THE $@&! YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE %$@& !!!

    • @livbrown9468
      @livbrown9468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahaha “ shut up when I’m talking to you”

    • @BiuTheMonkey
      @BiuTheMonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Petscop 2

  • @jibberjabberstepback612
    @jibberjabberstepback612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I was perfectly fine not knowing who any of these people were, but now here we are. Say sorry, Pyro.

  • @rebekahnesmith4026
    @rebekahnesmith4026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Lele Pons’ personality is what soap tastes like.

    • @thedukeofnothing6421
      @thedukeofnothing6421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      At least soap has taste

    • @loserscorner6746
      @loserscorner6746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Soap made of shit more like amiright fellas?

    • @CJCarrotsJam
      @CJCarrotsJam 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t know who lele pons was until this

    • @redstoneofaja5452
      @redstoneofaja5452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaya-sem the virgin 15 hp vs the chad 150 hp

    • @MarkedUserName
      @MarkedUserName 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The prison soap

  • @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju
    @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    such a missed opportunity: "she's a woman" instead of "she's latina", lmfao

    • @pizzi5104
      @pizzi5104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@vtr4123 No way. Is she latina tho?

    • @pizzi5104
      @pizzi5104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@vtr4123 No way! I thought she was lesbian.

    • @pizzi5104
      @pizzi5104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Minali-zm3ik Impossible! it's information in the internet!

    • @theofficialdislikebutton6766
      @theofficialdislikebutton6766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pizzi5104 inconceivable

    • @pizzi5104
      @pizzi5104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theofficialdislikebutton6766 I know, right?

  • @saltwatertaff
    @saltwatertaff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1140

    If this was age restricted you would have 0 dislikes

    • @aceum609
      @aceum609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Or views

    • @ashtremble
      @ashtremble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      or likes

    • @aumua2876
      @aumua2876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I disliked because of the 30 ads

    • @nirvanashark161
      @nirvanashark161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aumua OVERREACTING RYAN

    • @rotronimous7544
      @rotronimous7544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@aumua2876 There aren't that many. It was worse before.

  • @X0.LA_BRAVA.X0
    @X0.LA_BRAVA.X0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Why is religion the bad guy of every media ever?"
    Subscribed. You don't know how sick I am of the media not only making Christians the bad guy in their popular films, but making religion as a whole the bad guy just because we have different moral values. It's just a lazy way to write a villian.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is such a random and psychopathic comment LOL. You’re not persecuted babe

    • @X0.LA_BRAVA.X0
      @X0.LA_BRAVA.X0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maddieb.4282 Its not random?? It is literally in the video you smooth brained stonehead 💀💀

    • @fate9567
      @fate9567 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maddieb.4282why are you on pyros channel

  • @IOxyrinchus
    @IOxyrinchus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    Fouseytube is literally the Nicholas Cage of TH-cam; he over-acts in everything he’s in despite always playing himself

    • @luckoftheirish8708
      @luckoftheirish8708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Shush. Nick Cage is actually a decent actor who takes terrible roles. Yousef is just terrible.

    • @thisduckisgoingtokillme
      @thisduckisgoingtokillme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I disagree, i personally believe that Nick is actually a great actor, he's just a lot like Adam Sandler. They both don't care and just want money.
      Fousey is just a shitty actor.

    • @lucidmemez9634
      @lucidmemez9634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It hardly matter's, they all produce trash, that is being Cage, Sandler and Fousey.

    • @gameplaysolotheblade
      @gameplaysolotheblade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@lucidmemez9634 Except Adam Sandler and Nicholas Cage had a couple of decent movies, both entertaining while Fouseytube has been shit since its inception.

    • @hansruhlmann454
      @hansruhlmann454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's an insult to one of the greatest Hollywood actors. Yes Cage's career is dying, but that doesn't change the fact that he was in alot of great movies.

  • @TheDanteEX
    @TheDanteEX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Did the two characters just forget that Lele's character tried to play them both? Why would they want to date someone who clearly doesn't care about their feelings?

  • @clueless4096
    @clueless4096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    The Noah guy is the only reason I think the movie is more than 5% moist, he's a good actor

    • @spoodurmin9742
      @spoodurmin9742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yeah he’s pretty good. He also looks a lot like John Krasinski.

    • @nicholaskinkaid
      @nicholaskinkaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@spoodurmin9742 Yup, like the B grade version of him. Noah was even imitating Johns office character. Somehow.....pyro completely missed that and thought noahs look at the camera moment as a Ferris Bueller imitation and not Jims

    • @louuanneeestrewp6189
      @louuanneeestrewp6189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He was in Sabrina on Netflix as well, he actually is a good actor 🤣 too good for this anyway

    • @Crystal-58
      @Crystal-58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      okay, but... fouseytube's character wasnt actually that bad haha. he had some pretty funny lines here and there and it was WAY better than i expected

    • @Crystal-58
      @Crystal-58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      honestly the movie wouldve been okay if you took out all of lele pons's parts

  • @zsoeblack2830
    @zsoeblack2830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The guys sound like they are being sarcastic every time they talk about lele's character 😂 I can't get over that

  • @Bigboss-_
    @Bigboss-_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    “Awesomeness films”
    Yikes
    Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

    • @doodoodoo3151
      @doodoodoo3151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Have you heard of the high elves?

    • @internetstealers2731
      @internetstealers2731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Insanity is doing.... the exact same.... fucking thing..... over and over and over and over again... expecting something different to happen

    • @MiniorinVR
      @MiniorinVR 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The definition of irony

    • @lilmunchiezzzz7566
      @lilmunchiezzzz7566 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

  • @majest7662
    @majest7662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    "My age demographic is 9 to 24"
    Me: MONTHS

  • @kennyyfm
    @kennyyfm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Belle delphine: comes back
    Pyro: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

    • @weewarrior1228
      @weewarrior1228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ducky the epic He probably already had been making this

    • @mattyash8935
      @mattyash8935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hes making this vid to afford her onlyfans

    • @hillybilly48
      @hillybilly48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he's going to discuss it next year and say "sorry i was a bit late to this"

    • @funguy398
      @funguy398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He worked at this review for 4 years

    • @lillexus5589
      @lillexus5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hillybilly48 real tawk pimp

  • @thetruegunginginga29yearsa66
    @thetruegunginginga29yearsa66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    24:58
    That smile is terrifying

  • @missgrreen9398
    @missgrreen9398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    If I had known that mushroom hunting (tf?) was the way to a mans heart, maybe I’d have had a different strategy on first dates.

    • @lastoneiguess1689
      @lastoneiguess1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They usually use pigs to find mushrooms so maybe not a good idea

    • @missgrreen9398
      @missgrreen9398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Last One I Guess Very trueeee

    • @Luke-qr7pm
      @Luke-qr7pm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You wanna look for the magic ones

    • @pheakay
      @pheakay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you live in Europe go mushroom hunting around late autumn, that's when the good mushrooms pop up

    • @huhwerami4417
      @huhwerami4417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I really like the gay mushrooms. It makes one gay.

  • @Ilikebats123
    @Ilikebats123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    "Hey, I'm Noah."
    "I'm Latina."

  • @BirdGod
    @BirdGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    Poor stunt man. You know he could have done a better job if he was let to.

  • @the_tuckster_tv3640
    @the_tuckster_tv3640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Fouseytube looks like Walmart vin diesel

    • @boxim07
      @boxim07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And vin diesel is already the Walmart version of Dwayne Johnson

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@boxim07 I didn't know they were 2 different people until a year ago or something lol.

  • @cosmicexobyte6820
    @cosmicexobyte6820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    "She's a girl. On the internet."
    Yeah, other than the fact that she's latina, that about sums it up.

    • @thefishgolder
      @thefishgolder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wait really? She's gotta be the whitest latina I have ever seen

    • @mattyhq3094
      @mattyhq3094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thefishgolder Lmao

    • @mr_sanchez
      @mr_sanchez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thefishgolder You did not know it?
      sHe'S lAtInA

    • @erniethan
      @erniethan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DooDoo_Burd /Illustrator do you know what legally means?

  • @candle_carl5348
    @candle_carl5348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    “She’s the female face of the platform” God, that hurt to hear. On behalf of women, we don’t accept her as our face.

    • @shame2189
      @shame2189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      She isn't, it's probably the mom from cocomelon, if *_that_* counts.

    • @rebeccaxia350
      @rebeccaxia350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Agreed! There are so many good but small women TH-camrs like Joana Ceddia, FruityPoppin, Casey Aonso ( just realized they are all Canadians) why would youtube keep promoting unfunny people like lele pons who already has like 20M subscribers?

    • @Darkko88
      @Darkko88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@rebeccaxia350 Because she brings in the bucks by selling crap to preteens. She's the female Logan Paul.

    • @LolLol-xi3uf
      @LolLol-xi3uf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know it sucks that all of these idiots are the face of feminism and the likes. Especially Lily Singh (we’ve all seen the show) it’s just filled with racism and sexism, BuT iT’S toWarDS WhiTe Men sO it’s ProGGreSSiVE

    • @FriedRice3519
      @FriedRice3519 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you

  • @jacek9513
    @jacek9513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Even the cinematography is god awful, these shots dont make a smidge of sense

    • @MaRRzVideos
      @MaRRzVideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i'd rather say it is just painfully mediocre, but I'd like to hear your opinion

    • @commentdude2988
      @commentdude2988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have to say this, the pyro merch is the best yt merch, better than shit paul

    • @samwithers2147
      @samwithers2147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Krisztián Kollár completely agree... painfully mediocre

    • @revolume
      @revolume 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's so awful that it makes "Waiting...." movie a god send

  • @noodlelynoodle2083
    @noodlelynoodle2083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Subtitles:
    Noah: Ed's gonna watch Shrek tonight!
    Ah, yes.... That is what he said. lol

  • @addybishop308
    @addybishop308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    Lele isn’t manic pixie dream girl. She’s just manic

    • @sugarwaterenthusiast1309
      @sugarwaterenthusiast1309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lele isn't manic pixie dream girl. She's just girl.

    • @punchingbag277
      @punchingbag277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lele isn't manic pixie dream girl.
      She's just

    • @Cake-Goku
      @Cake-Goku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lele isnt manic pixie dream girl
      She's

    • @SauceChef
      @SauceChef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lele isn't manic pixie dream girl.

    • @drda1540
      @drda1540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@SauceChef Lele isnt manic pixie dream

  • @jimbobbyrnes
    @jimbobbyrnes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    you know a movie is terrible when all the characters are unlikeable and it has a happily ever after ending.

  • @heartbeat4atinman
    @heartbeat4atinman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    This movie would have been a lot better if Peter Parker and Fousey hooked up at the end.

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      For being cringy as it is, yes I agree it would at least let us mock it for another few minutes

    • @dr.president6702
      @dr.president6702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get tobey maguire in it as peter

  • @moongem4489
    @moongem4489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Noah looks and acts like a mix between MCU Peter Parker and Hughie from The Boys.
    I think this is why he's the only character I don't hate.