+ChickenRamen I'm more convinced this film is a walking abortion. God fucking save us. I'm not even Christian, but fuck that, God, bloody help us already. We live on a planet with THIS. HELP. QUICKLY!
lutin grognon If you want to torture your children, Movie Mockups like A Car's Life, RataToing, and many more by Video Brenquedo (IDK and IDC how to spell it.) is the way to go!
I asked Christopher Llyod in a panel last week what he thought about the movie foodfight and how his experience was working for the "film", he said it did nothing for him as an actor and that he thinks the movie is terrible lmao
To be fair he was in The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure, and some other horrible movies that IHE hasn't covered yet, like Snow Buddies and The Piranha movies.
The fact that the squirrel pig thing is actually made of chocolate is quite disturbing when you realise he says to the woman "how bout some chocolate frosting"
Despite the fact that Charlie the Tuna, Aunt Jamima, the Vlasic Stork, and Twinkie the Kid are all featured prominently on the box art, they are barely in the movie. Most of the characters are made up for the movie, and that's why you don't recognize most of them.
Seriously i think the movie would be better if it starred the product placements think about it it would probably be a fun and innovative movie but nope let's throw it all away with lame jokes terrible cgi boring story and my friends you got the worst movie ever in my opinion
Top 3 tips to making the shittest movie ever 1: Make sure one of your characters literally looks like shit 2: the camera should always be moving no matter when it is 3: make sure that all of the characters have that 'plastic' look to them And there you have it, a monstrosity of a movie
@@aidantoryk9488 yeah…shop-specific brands are normally cheaper where as popular well known brands like Kellogg’s is expensive 😅 so ….making the cheap stuff NAZIS is INSANE!
I'm about to go back to school for Computer Animation. I want to watch this movie with other students as a prime example of how to NEVER animate a movie. The downside of this plan is that I'd have to pay money for a fucking copy of Food Fight.
Ngl, kinda cute. Maybe if the animation wasn’t the epitome of “Horrifying Drug-Induced Fever Dream” she’s look good. Also, wth is Mr.Clean in this movie?
@@thatguyintherain3168 He was used in that stupid bald "joke" later in the movie, and the running gag is that he always gets dirty. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less. And Sunshine is probably just there to be fiurry bait.
"I can literally feel a year of my life fading away every time i watch these movies" and there are 45 of these videos so he's not long for this world XD
I watched it because it looked terrible it was actually funny to watch the random and terrible characters in the film. My friend tried to take a shot every time he saw creepy character probably to escape the pain of watching the movie. He died
@@bluemagician9724 Through the nose, ears and eyes and up the butt, of course. Yeah it might kill you but that's still probably better than watching this movie lol
Whose Line? No on one episode there was a suggestion that said, "If movie quotes were advertisements," and Jeff did say, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a SPAM." Also I need a life.
Even the Emoji Movie was good compared to this! At least the Emoji Movie was overly innocent, but that's better than the extreme inappropriatness of Foodfight. If anybody's life had the quality of this movie, I would feel pretty bad for them.
"This movie is awful. I hate everything about it. Everything about it is the worst thing I've ever seen.... not sure if this is the worst though." - every video ever
Whenever the characters are talking towards the camera, it's terrifying. It's so weird for a movie, it's like a video game inclusive narrative scene that has boundary issues. I have no idea what I just said, I'm just so uncomfortable with what I just watched 😖. Update: My step daughter walked in on me watching this and was like "😱WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?" She then explained that she had watched this when she was in kindergarten (on Nick Jr. of all things) and had nightmares for a year afterwards ... I started laughing so hard 😂.
"Everyone in this movie has ADD." I think you meant ADHD. The H being the hyperactivity part. ADD makes you a bit of a space cadet but without the energy.
+CherryIsTrash Wouldn't you? I know some family films have gotten away with a lot, but if you're going to have innuendos in a family film, you gotta be subtle about it, which this movie wasn't.
Took a while for me to notice it since the music isn't very audible, but once I did I was like "wait a minute, is that...?" and I checked the description, and sure enough, it was the club music from ME2.
It actually does appear that the claim unfinished assets were stolen is true. If you look at earlier trailers (yes those actually existed) you can see early cuts of scenes that did end up in the end and these pre-release versions are distinctively better (was probably still a crap movie and clearly has the weird nazi and sexual themes, but the lighting and animation are greatly improved), similar to when you compare Sonic 06 to its E3 reveal, even some of the acting sounds better.
I love how the 2 similarities to the first 2 SFTW videos that Alex points out go on to be present in like 90% of the future SFTW videos. God, why am I re-watching all of these
My friends and I watched Foodfight one time. We paused to check how much more of the movie we had to go through. We were only halfway through. My friend started crying.
FUN 101 (watching Foodfight) Nostalgia Critic was right! JonTron was right! PhantomStrider was right! I Hate Everything was right! WHY DIDNT I LISTEN TO THEM!?
The CGI looks like those renders from the early playstation 1 games. I can forgive that if it were a low buget movie, but ¿45 milion dolars spent on this?.
It was actually disturbing the things they tried to direct at kids in this movie... Anyway IHE it might help numbering these videos if you can stand to make a lot of them.
+Parker Stetson alternatively, put on an inverted filter and mess with the dialogue whenever a disturbing scene comes on, add some narration at the start about a filmmaker who agreed to let the devil himself finish his his kids movie after he died, and sell it as a horror movie.
It really says something when 30 second tv commercials for MasterCard and Target did the whole "food mascots teaming up" thing better than your almost 2 hour long movie.
With a movie like this you have to wonder where all the money went. It clearly did not go into the animation. My theory is that a majority of the money had to be used for bribing all the cast members into not leaving. At some point all of the cast members must have gotten fed up with the this abomination of a movie wanted desperately to move on to bigger and much, much better things, so they must have been offered a lot of of money if they willing kept working on this for ten years.
+Mitzi the evil ferret I think you are spot on. A lot of money got spent behind the scenes. It makes you wonder if this was cobbled together from premade 3D assets made before the theft or if it was a proof-of-concept animation demo that was found in an old hard-drive and thrown onto the big screen after everyone ceased giving a shit.
TeCHnO_RiOT According to a thread on IMDB this uses Image Metrics, which is apparently the same kind of animation technique that they used in 2005's Beowulf.
***** The movie was published in 2012 but it was meant to be finished in 2002, in fact it hung around in purgatory for three years before they did the college student thing and claimed that all of the assets were stolen, presumably to buy themselves some more time and give them an excuse to start from scratch. Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that the assets were stolen in 2004/2005 mark and even if they weren't, they probably needed to update the technology. I mean, in 2005 you had movies like Beowulf and King Kong, whereas when production for this turd began, you had CG like Godzilla and Spawn, quite a difference there in terms of quality. Thankfully they didn't go for either and went for the animation that they used in the very early pixar shorts.
+Striker PikaChung J I'd watch all four Transformers movies and whatever crap Michael Bay is planning for the fifth film in one day before I would watch Foodfight.
As a person with ADHD, I can confirm this shitty movie is like a simulator of everyday life. It is hard to concentrate, and everything is in your face and distracting. You sometimes don't know what the fuck is going on because so many things are on your mind and so many things distract you. Welcome to the acid trip that I call life: featuring ADHD.
Richard Roos It never gets better. :/ It's not one of those things that are really curable, although some things such as medication can tame it a bit more.
My ADHD actually ended up benefiting me; I'm now a drummer, which stemmed from me incessantly tapping or banging on everything when I was a kid due to my ADHD.
"Brand X" is a fictional stand-in filmmakers use(d) to avoid legal issues with real brands. The more you think about the implications this has on the plot, the more absolutely bizarre and cynical this seems; to the point where "inappropriate" feels a lot more like intentional malice? What is this?!
I'm convinced this movie was a hallucination
+ChickenRamen
Charlie Sheen is in the movie. I'm sure there's a connection somewhere.
+ChickenRamen I'm more convinced this film is a walking abortion. God fucking save us. I'm not even Christian, but fuck that, God, bloody help us already. We live on a planet with THIS. HELP. QUICKLY!
+mjangelvortex I got AIDS from this movie. Charlie Sheen has AIDS too.
Coincidence? I think not.
Shot Up Gaming I forgot about that
Try watching this film with drugs........... i drank bleach after doing that.
If you show this to your children, remember there are more humane ways of punishing them
Like beating them
or slitting their throats. Actually, pretty much anything else.
Yeah like beating the hell out of them.
Or making them step onto legos....
lutin grognon
If you want to torture your children, Movie Mockups like A Car's Life, RataToing, and many more by Video Brenquedo (IDK and IDC how to spell it.) is the way to go!
The animators were high, drunk, and mentally insane at the same time.
The movie in a nutshell
The animators were actually sent from Hell to corrupt the minds of children, it was confirmed in a 2014 interview
No. they had given up after their hardwork and actual effort was stolen. Wouldn't you give up? :(
@@sweethysteria8737 yeah not release a shit movie
Haha xD
I asked Christopher Llyod in a panel last week what he thought about the movie foodfight and how his experience was working for the "film", he said it did nothing for him as an actor and that he thinks the movie is terrible lmao
MrBenjamino His response is baffling seeing as he is the actor whose movies are the most frequently shown on the list lol
+Madissen Keys do you even know what your talking about
To be fair he was in The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure, and some other horrible movies that IHE hasn't covered yet, like Snow Buddies and The Piranha movies.
Especially since those movies plus Fantastic 4orce came out in the same year.
James Edwards but the first piranha was pretty good tho
5 months... oh... oh I'm sorry.
Toy Story was made 20 years earlier and looks far better than Foodfight.
And this had a bigger budget
+Chunkylover53 IHE said this budget is 45 million dollars.
+Phoenix I can guarantee that $30mil of that budget was wasted on trying to get licences of products to display in the movie.
+L.A.G That, or the cover art.
+L.A.G But product placement.
The fact that the squirrel pig thing is actually made of chocolate is quite disturbing when you realise he says to the woman "how bout some chocolate frosting"
😶 ew
Gross
E w
Renember it's a kids movie
It's a kids movie
"I'm going to pop your corn lady" .............................................................................No...just no....
"I love good violation... "
"more fun than a spanking"
As IHE would say: Fuck this movie
I think I just wet myself.. .it felt rather nice....oooh~
😂😂😂😂
all the characters look like they been animated in Gmod
yes lol
no no way worse
ireadpicturs no. They look like they've been animated in a crappy, lower resolution, worse in every way Gmod ripoff.
Wily Limbaugh that's not even a thing
ireadpicturs or the first ever version of SFM...
“I love good violation. I love anything to do with violation.” - OK. That was rapey.
Does it make you feel...violated?
@@thatguyintherain3168 Quite.
Imagine if this film was released in 3d.
No just no
Supercena 101 To scar causing?
+Parker Stetson no just much more worse
+Parker Stetson no just much more worse
I saw 5 minutes of something similar to this in 4d
Despite the fact that Charlie the Tuna, Aunt Jamima, the Vlasic Stork, and Twinkie the Kid are all featured prominently on the box art, they are barely in the movie. Most of the characters are made up for the movie, and that's why you don't recognize most of them.
+Dr Shaym that's mrs. buttersworth.
+the g-wing Whatever the fuck.
+Dr Shaym Not dissimilar to Wreck-It Ralph.
+IsiahGames pips to be in a while and
Seriously i think the movie would be better if it starred the product placements think about it it would probably be a fun and innovative movie but nope let's throw it all away with lame jokes terrible cgi boring story and my friends you got the worst movie ever in my opinion
Charlie Sheen.. What the hell was he thinking? Was this part of his rehab or something?
this is why he went to rehab
Probably thought the paycheck was pretty good. Cant blame him for that, honestly
Hilary Duff, Wayne Brady and Christopher Lloyd are also in this movie
It also have Christopher Lloyd (aka. Doc Brown from _Back to the Future_ ) in it
Mutah But that what he does!Hate EVERYTHING
Top 3 tips to making the shittest movie ever
1: Make sure one of your characters literally looks like shit
2: the camera should always be moving no matter when it is
3: make sure that all of the characters have that 'plastic' look to them
And there you have it, a monstrosity of a movie
+A Muffin For Flareon lol
I think PhantomStrider said something like this.
+BionicRainbow he said exactly this
Or have everything done on a green screen background with some human characters that are bad actors and some shitty cgi characters
.
Is that a poop rat?
Is that... is that a fucking poop rat?
BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH!!!
+Bailie Boo stranger danger!
I look at this comment every single fucking day and it still makes me cackle
Yessss that video
Is that nightmare? Is that true nightmare?
3:03 I literally haven't laughed so hard for the last 10 years, thank you for this, IHE. this was perfect.
After watching the TSFTW episode on "The Amazing Bulk", this almost seems like quality animation.
You have it the wrong way chap!
I think this movie is trying to make generic brands look like the Nazis.
Rather that, or someone the animator was high on something.
Valephar I think hitler and his team of natzi animators made this movie
Valephar Which is retarded because the generic brands can be better than the featured brands and can cost less as well.
AND the outfits! They may have been bad guys, but they could dress snazzy as fuck
@@aidantoryk9488 yeah…shop-specific brands are normally cheaper where as popular well known brands like Kellogg’s is expensive 😅 so ….making the cheap stuff NAZIS is INSANE!
I watched food fight at night once.
It was just like a horror movie, in fact the scariest horror movie I've ever seen and I deeply regret watching it.
T Jones rip
i own this, and my sister watched it unironically
Did you watch it all by yourself?
Don't worry, we'll help you get over your animated trauma. It's okay. It's okay. The comment section is here for you.
But Foodfight Wasn’t Scary A Bit Wired But Its Funny Kid’s Movie
I'm about to go back to school for Computer Animation. I want to watch this movie with other students as a prime example of how to NEVER animate a movie.
The downside of this plan is that I'd have to pay money for a fucking copy of Food Fight.
Oh. My. God.
+Rakaji piracy
***** He meant that the guy above could pirate it lol
arg you need to pirate
+Thomas McGee nope, the full movie is up on TH-cam xD
4:07 the way the people in the background are dancing holy shit
Serena Celestine some serious ecstasy in that crowd...
They're having seizures
*ThEy'Re GrOoViNg!*
@@penquinn6942 Ah. Of course! _Theyre Groovin'!!_
Still better than my dance moves.
When Dew said "I'm gonna pop your corn", I am 80% certain I heard IHE slam his forehead on his desk
*Dex
LOL
+Star Light LOL! YEAH I HEARD THAT TO!
+Star Light lol i heard it XD
I heard it too
Every time I listen to you IHE, I end up enjoying your voice.
Austin Manders When I thought of IHE I thought he would just shout avout everything he hatds
"I'm gonna pop your corn, lady."
sounds wrong even on its own
it doesn't even make sense lmao
He just said "I'd like to butter your muffin" in this KID'S FILM
They didn't show it here, but after the "Being filthy can be LOADS of fun" line, Charlie Sheen replies "There are some stains you can never wash out".
"I think I just wet myself.... It feels rather nice...." - Gay Nazi Goblin, 2012
Fet-Ish Mo-vie
A neko Lady
A crazy squirrel
A hotdog detective
A crack head weasel
And bat rapist
.. *A Movie*
A feemly-oh, who-a we kidding?-A PSYCHO pictuh!
"movie? i see no movie here."
-God
I think Sausage Party got some "inspiration" from this movie.
Except did it right because it was made by Seth Rogen and was aimed at adults only.
At least sasuage party did not make the CGI bad and the jokes are reasonable funny.
the characters look so scary, especially the villain. A true breakthrough in the horror genre.
This makes me extremely uncomfortable.
Believe me, it makes EVERYONE uncomfortable.
This should have been called Deviant Art: The Movie
@@lunarraven7987 i agree with this comment on a personal level
@@lunarraven7987 gee it was a joke
Man, they really [backflip] didn't [moonwalk] work very hard [chicken dance] on this [something else] movie.
The only “decent” looking character is the cat girl. She almost looks okay.
Key Word: almost
Ngl, kinda cute. Maybe if the animation wasn’t the epitome of “Horrifying Drug-Induced Fever Dream” she’s look good. Also, wth is Mr.Clean in this movie?
@@thatguyintherain3168 He was used in that stupid bald "joke" later in the movie, and the running gag is that he always gets dirty. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.
And Sunshine is probably just there to be fiurry bait.
@@thatguyintherain3168You should watch the early version, she looked miles better.
Charlie Sheen did the voice of the dog for this damn movie? I bet he never put that on his resume
Nostalgia Critic thinks this movie was at least partially responsible for his insanity.
"Frankly my dear I don't give a spam" is my new catchphrase
Same
At least something good came from that film 😂
"I can literally feel a year of my life fading away every time i watch these movies" and there are 45 of these videos so he's not long for this world XD
I watched it because it looked terrible it was actually funny to watch the random and terrible characters in the film. My friend tried to take a shot every time he saw creepy character probably to escape the pain of watching the movie.
He died
how do take multiple shots at once
@@bluemagician9724 Through the nose, ears and eyes and up the butt, of course. Yeah it might kill you but that's still probably better than watching this movie lol
Every time I watch these reviews and I hear "Frankly my dear, I don't give a Spam," I want to scream, "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY DID THAT FIRST!!!"
I'm pretty sure they said "Frankly my dear, I don't give a lamb."
Whose Line? No on one episode there was a suggestion that said, "If movie quotes were advertisements," and Jeff did say, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a SPAM."
Also I need a life.
+BlueMoonSamurai99 I didn't know that. But they did do first drafts of iconic movie lines and they did frankly my dear I don't give a lamb
It depends on what year this episode came out cause remember this movie was completed in 2003...
sour honey I don't recall, but I'm sure that it was somewhere in between seasons 1-4. (SO convincing, I know.)
this movie is so damn glorious. i can't tell you how many times i laughed throughout this experience. it's actually kind of mad
I watched this movie about a year ago with my family and I wanted to kms
me too thanks
FuzzzWuzzz It was my mom but she fell asleep 5 minutes in.
What happen when the adult jokes rolled in?
this has been my favorite episode so far "foodfight is a mirror into what it'd be like to be mentally insane"
Even the Emoji Movie was good compared to this! At least the Emoji Movie was overly innocent, but that's better than the extreme inappropriatness of Foodfight. If anybody's life had the quality of this movie, I would feel pretty bad for them.
The Emoji Movie was a marketing whore, which is it's own kind of impurity.
Benjamin Davis it's also animated quite nicely. Even though the movie sucks, the animation is pretty good. Unlike Foodfight
i own this movie ironically
"I wet myself and it feels nice"
"This movie is awful. I hate everything about it. Everything about it is the worst thing I've ever seen.... not sure if this is the worst though." - every video ever
"This movie is worst thing to happened in the history of everything ever."
6:12 We broke IHE
*_please make it stop_*
_clank_
*_ make it stop_*
_clank_
*_make it stop_*
_clank_
*_noooooooooooo..._*
Goatfish what you cant decipher is "Somebody" your welcome.
DailyRandom Smiles
*EVEN SLOWER*
Bring back _Droids_ ...
or -Three Ninjas-
anything
ANYTHING BUT *_-THIS-_*
We broke him too in 6:30
I LOST IT AT THE "I WET MYSELF. IT FEELS RATHER NIIICE." PART
#THISISAKIDSMOVIE
vvsvlogs I don't get it
Rauf Ahmed I still don't get it
@@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 Well I don't think anybody is going to explain...what actually happened...
Turtle Gaming ok
@@raufmagan No Humiliation fetish shit
Whenever the characters are talking towards the camera, it's terrifying. It's so weird for a movie, it's like a video game inclusive narrative scene that has boundary issues. I have no idea what I just said, I'm just so uncomfortable with what I just watched 😖.
Update: My step daughter walked in on me watching this and was like "😱WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?" She then explained that she had watched this when she was in kindergarten (on Nick Jr. of all things) and had nightmares for a year afterwards ... I started laughing so hard 😂.
I hate emojis
"Everyone in this movie has ADD."
I think you meant ADHD. The H being the hyperactivity part. ADD makes you a bit of a space cadet but without the energy.
“I want to butter your muffin.” 😳
I also smiled at the music in the background ❤️ go Mass Effect
The statements that chipmunk made about woman is REALLY, REALLY, REALLLLLY ticking me off!!!! "Chocolate frosting"?!?! WHY?!?!
TURTLE girl Cry about it
Does he want to shit on her or something?
prius "Chocolate frosting"
TURTLE girl I know, but it didn't fazed me that much until I heard the movie was intended for kids...
+CherryIsTrash
Wouldn't you? I know some family films have gotten away with a lot, but if you're going to have innuendos in a family film, you gotta be subtle about it, which this movie wasn't.
What the hell is ZAAT
me
cory bartell wrong video bro...
Ferb Cosplay he means the wheel part at the end
cory bartell it's a fucking genius movie that you should buy and if you don't like it go away.
k
Charlie Sheen "well I just left the most popular sitcom In history what is next on my to do list"
This looks like it was made in fucking G mod XD
OMG YES!!!!!
I'm purple too
Purple Freddy YAY :D
***** JonTron made that joke already.
MickJamesSupaFreak sorry I didn't know
I have just realized. This is just a massive advert. The plot basically tells you that non branded things are bad.
The animation looks like one of my nightmares when I was suffering from anxiety and I had to take melatonin to help me sleep. Bloody hell.
That Mass Effect club music...
+Nevi1097 NFS 4 Menu music ( 1997) :P
+Nevi1097 Right?! Couldn't help but notice the music from Afterlife being here.
Aleene T'Era I've seen him using it in multiple videos, it's kind of distracting because all I can think of is Shepard dancing
Took a while for me to notice it since the music isn't very audible, but once I did I was like "wait a minute, is that...?" and I checked the description, and sure enough, it was the club music from ME2.
Dat Satsuki avatar.
It actually does appear that the claim unfinished assets were stolen is true. If you look at earlier trailers (yes those actually existed) you can see early cuts of scenes that did end up in the end and these pre-release versions are distinctively better (was probably still a crap movie and clearly has the weird nazi and sexual themes, but the lighting and animation are greatly improved), similar to when you compare Sonic 06 to its E3 reveal, even some of the acting sounds better.
"it warms my heart the way you love my raisins, tough guy." had me on the floor laughing
Note: raisins and chocolate can kill dogs. The detective dog’s friends can kill him
According to Doug Walker, the budget was $65,000,000.00.
Who?
Nostalgia Critic
ProWildfire WHAT???
That it cost that much. Sorry I pressed the wrong reply button!
:)
Man, Christopher Lloyd has been in half the movies you've reviewed. He has really low standards, doesn't he?
+Angry Rambo Show
"Jewish nature"? What the hell are you on about? Quit littering the comments section with that hateful garbage.
Give him a little credit. He's been in some Star Trek movies.
Other than that, yeah he does seem to have pretty low standards.
Angry Rambo Show
Seen you in a few places. Did you just come here to be antisemitic? Because it's worrying.
Do you mind? The antisemitism is completely unnecessary.
Was that mr clean in a movie about food products?
lol
@goose same? They are my favorite snack
Wait cleaning solution isn't food!?
Well, the story takes place at a supermarket, so...
Haven't you heard of the Magic Eraser challenge?
Because after watching this you'll want to drink bleach
Nice, Mass Effect nightclub music. You have good taste sir
"I think every time I watch one of these movies, it takes a year of my life expectancy" im fucking dead
IS THAT A POOP RAT?!
clearly
I actually watched Foodfight from beginning to end.
Kill me.
at least your awkward ex-friend's mom didn't buy it for you
C 137 okay 🔫
twister man Thank you
No problem 😜
me too and I was on the verge of wanting to drown myself
The humans in this film look like sims 1 characters
don't insult sims 1 characters like that
.:WelcomeToWonderland:. they look like Joel's corruption sims
Nah, they look like the absolute worst-case result of mucking about with character creation in Oblivion lol
From now on, my homework wasn't eaten by my dog, it was lost in an act of industrial espionage
5:05 Hilary Duff was like 15 when this was recorded.
What the fu-
After watching this I'm going to cry myself to sleep every night.
I remember watching this as a kid, I thought it was a lot better back then.
I loved this series when I was in 9th grade
I love how the 2 similarities to the first 2 SFTW videos that Alex points out go on to be present in like 90% of the future SFTW videos. God, why am I re-watching all of these
this movie is a torture mechanism of hell
"The movie just floted around until it shat out in 2012" -IHE
My friends and I watched Foodfight one time. We paused to check how much more of the movie we had to go through.
We were only halfway through.
My friend started crying.
JON TRON Nostalgia critic phantom strider and now IHE.
FUN 101 (watching Foodfight)
Nostalgia Critic was right!
JonTron was right!
PhantomStrider was right!
I Hate Everything was right!
WHY DIDNT I LISTEN TO THEM!?
Don't forget Cr1tiKaL.
don't forget phelous.
"A 90 minute bath salt hallucination."
My sides are in orbit.
The CGI looks like those renders from the early playstation 1 games.
I can forgive that if it were a low buget movie, but ¿45 milion dolars spent on this?.
Duncan Pictures
holy shit!
***** We cant forget about the expensive voice of Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen is a dude,mate.
Look him up.
oliverrafa789 I couldn't forgive them if they spent $45 on this nightmare from hell made by satin
It was actually disturbing the things they tried to direct at kids in this movie... Anyway IHE it might help numbering these videos if you can stand to make a lot of them.
IWillEatYourFishes That's a good idea, thanks.
I'm pretty sure if you took the models, and gave them a darker color pallet, you could shove them in to some Japanese survival horror game as enemies.
+Parker Stetson alternatively, put on an inverted filter and mess with the dialogue whenever a disturbing scene comes on, add some narration at the start about a filmmaker who agreed to let the devil himself finish his his kids movie after he died, and sell it as a horror movie.
DarkBeast 27 Actually, that sounds a ligitamate found footage indie film
It really says something when 30 second tv commercials for MasterCard and Target did the whole "food mascots teaming up" thing better than your almost 2 hour long movie.
With a movie like this you have to wonder where all the money went. It clearly did not go into the animation. My theory is that a majority of the money had to be used for bribing all the cast members into not leaving. At some point all of the cast members must have gotten fed up with the this abomination of a movie wanted desperately to move on to bigger and much, much better things, so they must have been offered a lot of of money if they willing kept working on this for ten years.
+Mitzi the evil ferret I think you are spot on. A lot of money got spent behind the scenes.
It makes you wonder if this was cobbled together from premade 3D assets made before the theft or if it was a proof-of-concept animation demo that was found in an old hard-drive and thrown onto the big screen after everyone ceased giving a shit.
This whole movie looks like a cut scene from a video game released in 2004
There were games released in 2004 that look better than this.
***** What you just said made no sense.
This entire movie feels like something you would dream.
"You despise me, don't you?" BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH! STRANGER DANGER! (kudos if you get the reference)
+Dragon Of Time 64 Gaming I get the reference but how do you know of me and uncle phils private time
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lol
JonTron huh? :)
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeup
No. Make it stop. Make it stop.
The PCs in the latest episodes make me cringe.
I watched this in the cinema and everyone left , including me . I’d forgotten how scary it was .
this was released straight to dvd ….
You're one of the only TH-cam channels that actually makes me laugh anymore 😂 you're absolutely hilarious!
*_"Frankly my dear, I don't give a spam"_*
*dying duck noise* hue
It's been a year if it hasn't been a Frito Lay. I'm sorry
This makes me ✨uncomfy✨
The liquid CGI looks like the one from Jimmy Neutron, it really does!
TeCHnO_RiOT According to a thread on IMDB this uses Image Metrics, which is apparently the same kind of animation technique that they used in 2005's Beowulf.
Hanged Man 2005 is 7 years before the movie was published
*****
The movie was published in 2012 but it was meant to be finished in 2002, in fact it hung around in purgatory for three years before they did the college student thing and claimed that all of the assets were stolen, presumably to buy themselves some more time and give them an excuse to start from scratch.
Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that the assets were stolen in 2004/2005 mark and even if they weren't, they probably needed to update the technology. I mean, in 2005 you had movies like Beowulf and King Kong, whereas when production for this turd began, you had CG like Godzilla and Spawn, quite a difference there in terms of quality.
Thankfully they didn't go for either and went for the animation that they used in the very early pixar shorts.
***** You're welcome
No, no, Jimmy Neutron is cool, unlike this shit.
I'll take Transformers 2 over this any day
Same
+Striker PikaChung J I'd watch all four Transformers movies and whatever crap Michael Bay is planning for the fifth film in one day before I would watch Foodfight.
At least thatone is entertaining if you t ry not to think about thhe plot.
I just think of it in the most basic plot available: Optimus is dead so the gang heads to egypt because movie.
The G-Wing *BECAUSE MOVIE.*
I just watched this film an hour ago i have officially lost my eyes
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a spam"
I'M DYING😂😂😂😂
5:24 "I think I just wet myself...it feels rather nice."
Good one.
+Claire FE-TISH MO-VIE
***** Actually, I'm pretty sure it's a Nostalgia Critic reference.
+Claire What a gross green piece of sh-
“Until it was shat out sometime in 2012.” Beautiful
As a person with ADHD, I can confirm this shitty movie is like a simulator of everyday life. It is hard to concentrate, and everything is in your face and distracting. You sometimes don't know what the fuck is going on because so many things are on your mind and so many things distract you. Welcome to the acid trip that I call life: featuring ADHD.
+Siena H. I had ADHD when I was 9. I was constantly day dreaming in class. I never could pay attention no matter how hard I tried.
Hope you get better
Richard Roos It never gets better. :/ It's not one of those things that are really curable, although some things such as medication can tame it a bit more.
My ADHD actually ended up benefiting me; I'm now a drummer, which stemmed from me incessantly tapping or banging on everything when I was a kid due to my ADHD.
***** That's awsome! :D
Jontron's video on foodfight fucking killed me
+Braxton Davis rip
+Redmond riperoni
AM I DEAD YET.
RIP Braxton Davis number-2069
I was in tears. Not because of jontron, but because of the movie. I cried watching the movie, contemplating existence.
As someone who uses shrooms, I can confirm this film is a lot like a bad trip.
FE-TISH MO-VIE
If the dog didn't say "Pasta la vista, baby", I would be mildly dissapointed.
"Brand X" is a fictional stand-in filmmakers use(d) to avoid legal issues with real brands. The more you think about the implications this has on the plot, the more absolutely bizarre and cynical this seems; to the point where "inappropriate" feels a lot more like intentional malice? What is this?!
Somehow they got Charlie Sheen, Hillary Duff, Eva Longoria, Wayne Brady,Christopher Lloyd and Walter Murphy in this movie.
I'm not surprised about Charlie Sheen, but the others though... Just wow
Also, that dog guy is a discount Mgruff the Crime Dog.
mcgruff lol
Melunie Martiez Oh. Sorry.
why should be sorry? I thought your comment was funny and creative :)
Melunie Martiez For the mispelling of Mcgruff. My ettiquete came into play.
oh okay :)