anik monette He’s also responsible for Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. Wrote, produced and directed it. I even saw that he’s executive producer for the upcoming reboot but I wouldn’t freak out, executive producers usually are not in control of the project so we’re good.... for now.
My tastes have evolved but it was my favorite bad movie for a while, too! I watched it twice on TH-cam(no one cares about the movie!) and watched dozens of reviews and commentaries making fun of it. The Amazing Atheist did it as well on his Cinema for Cynics and both him and Paul just break down at the end, laughing to tears and it's quite a sight to behold. I'd like Good Bad and Bad Bad doing an analysis on it, heck, I think I'll send them 100 dollars just to watch their reactions! XD
She's a cat because he's a dog. Some producer probably thought it would be strange if a human girl and a dog would have relations. Much family friendlier to keep the animals together and not cross into bestiality.
When Sunshine goes missing, on the poster board where the newspaper articles are, the picture they use of Sunshine is her original model that was in the 2002 trailer.
I actually saw a trailer for the original Foodfight before the film pieces were stolen. The animation actually looked quite good and it had its own decent little version of Copa Cabana. Even if the animation was better though, I doubt people would've liked this movie.
So a computer animated film set in a grocery store with living food in a world that people cannot see that is not okay for children? HOLY CRAP ITS SAUSAGE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:08 In the original 2002 version, the character actually had a cat's tail as well. It was just too expensive to edit it in later x'D As if they hadn't have enough money for it (ahem...over 45$million).
"if the internet has taught us anything, people seem to like, cats, and pretty girls. so why don't we just combine the two and make a human-feline hybrid." so basically an anime cat girl?
I guess this is what happens when Hollywood has an original idea... ... ...keep hashing out those remakes/reboots/reimaginings Hollywood because that's the best you got!
FTR at 2:28 the iconic gun that Bond is holding is a BB gun, when they went to take the promo shots for the film the prop master did not have the .32 caliber Walter PPK gun on hand so someone ran out to thier car and grabbed a BB gun.
Rewatching this and knowing what came to be later on in the years.... it wouldn’t take much to convince me that the person who stole the original footage from this film was later part of the team who made Sausage Party 🤔
The dryers at the older laundromats actually use fire to heat them all. The one I use still does...you can see it when you look behind your clothes, it's pretty crazy.
Yup! My Nana worked in one when I was little! She'd bring me along when my mom was at work. They never had any music, just droning machines for hours. SO BORING! 😆 Lol sorry
15:30-17:04 idk why but this done so well. The facial expressions plus the dialog. I know it’s not scripted but it’s just so funny. And it was improv?! That’s what really makes this funny
Back in the day when file transfers were done on 12 in floppies (really impressive to see) data was constantly lost. I was at a animation studio that used these discs, and used them to death, as they were relatively expensive at the time. They were also not really handled with great care by the animators (frequently doing double-duty as coasters for their coffee), so data was often corrupted, or just gone. It was a difficult time to be an animation producer at the time.
"Where was the marketing department for that company?" Doing massive, Tony Montana, amounts of cocaine before the brain storming session for the product mascot.
Only a few minutes into the video and I can feel Mark's pain. This reaction video is hard to get through. I don't want to imagine how hard it was to watch this movie.
Theory: Foodfight was intended to be an adult comedy movie and should have been rated R, but it was mistaken for a kids' movie due to the stereotype that animated movies are for kids.
My theory someone stole all the data just so they had to scrap original designs and cooks get cat hybrid sunshine goodness xD.. i do agree with you though it seems like it was either meant to be something aimed at adults or late teens as the target audience or something similar to rocko or ren and stimpy that toes the line hard. Edit: they even cast charlie sheen in it!
9:50 You say "Magic Food City!!" You may not know this, but there's a chain of big Supermarkets in the tri-state area of Kentucky/Virginia/Tennessee *Called* _Food City_ !! To you people that live in more populated areas, it's like a Trader Joe's mixed with a watered-down Whole Foods.
I know I'm late. I know you've been doing this a long time. But I'm a new/recent subscriber and I just want you to know I really love your work!!! I'm a "GenXer" and I remember alot of these stinkers like they were yesterday... (not Food Fight ... I dont know who would want you to review THAT torment) but its so fun to hear someone younger ripping on these movies and shit.
I have a touch screen computer in my basement that still runs on Windows 95. We were going to sell, it, but for obvious reasons we didn't. Because it ran on Windows 95. It was 2013.
Dude that dance move is called “the Leon”. I first saw it in 2006 at the Stone Balloon in Newark, DE. I never imagined that Leon was be scouted by Hollywood.
The whole "everything was digitally stolen" thing is a massive lie. It's just called lazy ass embezzlement, not industrial espionage. *NO ONE* ever wanted this movie in any form.
I still have my Windows 95 demos cd. It's how I got into Doom. Anyone else figure out what the coins in the "menu level" (where you're on the space station) even do besides opening the room that shows the developers?
Okay after watching this, I feel like you need to watch Happily Never After 2, the sequel to a not really that terrible kids movie from 2006 The animation quality takes a swan dive off a tall tall cliff and it’s just... hilarious
If you thought this was bad then you should see Were The dead go to die. The next film that person made was When black birds fly. They make Food fight look like its a Pixar film.
I do agree with that, due to the movement being inspired by old LooneyTunes. However the plot would still be a mess and it would still look like a cheap direct to video Cash Grab.
"I'm gonna pop your corn" seems like a play on words from "I'm gonna pop your cherry" , which is a sexual innuendo that doesn't make sense in this context since the lady is already established as a bad guy and Dex isn't interested in her anymore.
*Man how did you sit thru it ? You are a brave man!* *ITS SO BAD...that the full version is on youtube and the creators don't even care to make a copyright strike.....you know its bad when youtube allows it to be here haha* *I heard Charlie burned thru 2lbs of crack while doing the voices for this movie!*
Stolen hard drives? Even in the 90s companies with millions invested in IP had regular offsite backup. You just pay a service and they come pick up the tapes however often you want.
Love your videos bro Im subscribed and I barely subscribe to anything, keep coming out with new stuff, the worse the movie the better, but you can make almost any of them funny so please keep coming out with new stuff its hilarious
I worked on a project where a collection company came in and took the tape decks out, we called the cops but they let them take what they wanted based on some shady paperwork that was shown. We had to start over as we could not afford to get new decks to finish the edit at the time so I could see the hard drives being taken as in 1999 drives still cost an arm and leg. I paid $6,000 for two 9 gig drives in 1995.
Honestly the dancing in the Copa Banana is better than the dancing you'd see at any Nightclub in Essex. They do just shuffle their feet and wave their hands around.
This movie feels like those Disney/Dreamworks Animation knockoff movies you'd find at the dollar store than a multi-million dollar project. The animation sure as heck looks like it.
The sad thing about the office scene is we are suppose to see that as their equivalent of a morgue or graveyard. They do so little to make it clear that it is completely brushed over.
So this is what would have happened to Toy Story if the Black Friday Reel hadn't given them a clue. Wow... I'm... I'm scared. That is almost happened to Pixar.
You could honestly make some kinda weird cult horror film with this animation because every time I see it I get very afraid of computers. I'm trying to imagine kids enjoying anything to do with this animation.
Well, now we know what caused Charlie Sheen's decent into madness.
Nostalgia Critic
Yeah his HIV
+Will Jolly It wasn't the porn stars that give him hiv. It was this movie.
+Jon Michael Halsey *descent :P
GothKatt Thamks
The movie wasn't stolen, it was purposely destroyed because it was terrible even in its original form, and was an insurance scam
I wouldn't doubt it, but the "act of industrial espionage" was something that Kasanoff truly said to cover the fact that he's an inept filmmaker. ; )
anik monette He’s also responsible for Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.
Wrote, produced and directed it.
I even saw that he’s executive producer for the upcoming reboot but I wouldn’t freak out, executive producers usually are not in control of the project so we’re good.... for now.
seth roagn was responsible for the Industrial Espionage, he used the stolen ideas and made Sausage Party
@@tonymata8070 MK:A isn't a good movie by any stretch of the animation, but at least it's well, competent, more than you can say for this thing.
@@troodon1096 True, let's hope he doesn't ruin Mortal Kombat (2021), it's just one month away.
I legit thought this movie was some sort of Sims 2 cutscene
Yeah ya right
just looked for a comment who references sims 2
Sims 2 had a high-quality texture option.
This film does not.
I came to the comments just to say the same thing… but since you already said it…
That grotesque looking woman pushing the shopping cart looks like a character from the Garbage Pail Kids movie
Don't you mean Garbage Pail Kid in The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (based on The Garbage Pail Kids Trading Cards).
lmao...
I think a well-produced documentary on the story of this film could make MUCH more money than the film itself.
I would watch that!
my favorite bad movie of all time. I have watched all the different reviewers destroy this thing and it is always comedy gold.
My tastes have evolved but it was my favorite bad movie for a while, too! I watched it twice on TH-cam(no one cares about the movie!) and watched dozens of reviews and commentaries making fun of it. The Amazing Atheist did it as well on his Cinema for Cynics and both him and Paul just break down at the end, laughing to tears and it's quite a sight to behold.
I'd like Good Bad and Bad Bad doing an analysis on it, heck, I think I'll send them 100 dollars just to watch their reactions! XD
@@anikmonette2140 Good Bad Flicks is the man!
I know this is four years later, but watch the reviews for “Cool Cat saves the kids”
She's a cat because he's a dog.
Some producer probably thought it would be strange if a human girl and a dog would have relations.
Much family friendlier to keep the animals together and not cross into bestiality.
possibly.
I would argue that's still bestiality; they're not the same species.
@@blujaebird Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a person and an animal. One is a cat thing, and the other is a dog thing.
That's one thing this movie did right, at least.
Actually, that 007 impression part was funny.
I was actually laughing at the idea that MI6 would task Bond with stealing a movie.
Oh boy! Forget the usual McGuffin that's usually a mallet or a secret document, now we're dealing with the real thing!
Lmao that is the best part of this video imo
That impression was more like Tony Montana.
When Sunshine goes missing, on the poster board where the newspaper articles are, the picture they use of Sunshine is her original model that was in the 2002 trailer.
Yooo!
Wow, that animation really looked horrendous. I have seen better animation in smartphone games, and that is saying something.
Wii sports TH-cam video in 144p is better
Seriously the opening FMV in the original Soul Reaver on PS1 looks better
Smart phone games look quite good now.
"I'm gonna pop your corn lady," is the line I'm gonna use with my next tinder match.
I’m gonna stick with my quote I’m gonna mash your potato.“
I’m gunna iron your waffles, lady.
Did it work?
I remember Windows 95, Mark. I REMEMBER!
Christie Greenwood I remember Windows 3.0.
I was going to say. The first computer my parents got in '93 had Windows 3.0 on it. xD
Do you remember MS-DOS?
There was no Windows 3.0 without DOS. :P
You know who else remembers? Pepperidge Farm...
Looks like a ps1 game.
That's an insult to PlayStation 1 games!
Looks like the Bubsy 3D of films.
+MrDjl4 That true
No looks like a poor made pack of gmod characters
+MrDjl4 That sir, is an insult to that of the original PlayStation.
8:03 - 8:15 - That animation kills me everytime! XD
The animation killed me any time
The animation killed me any time
its not even animation. its mocap.
Is it just me or does foodfights cover look quite simalar to Over the hedge's cover.
Yep. Yeah it looks almost exactly copied
I was thinking Jackass the movie
+AllHailBoognish: To be honest i do not.
Over the Hedge was a good movie though
I'm so sorry for your loss mark! I hate when I see people needing to re-upload a video because some asshole doesn't understand Fair Use Policy...
Why would anyone want to admit to owning that footage?
I actually saw a trailer for the original Foodfight before the film pieces were stolen. The animation actually looked quite good and it had its own decent little version of Copa Cabana. Even if the animation was better though, I doubt people would've liked this movie.
AJA Ryan1994 where did you see the footage?
William'Jay Monetti A guy called Animat made a video on the failed production of the film. He showed the original trailer at the end of it.
I've always wondered if the stolen drives was a way to hide that money had been spent without much progress.
th-cam.com/video/0EpuXpn0Emo/w-d-xo.html here's the video at the end there is a side by side comparison
Whatever glue your on? I want some
So a computer animated film set in a grocery store with living food in a world that people cannot see that is not okay for children? HOLY CRAP ITS SAUSAGE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:08 In the original 2002 version, the character actually had a cat's tail as well. It was just too expensive to edit it in later x'D As if they hadn't have enough money for it (ahem...over 45$million).
You cold-farted itch.
Truly the best insult of all time!
"if the internet has taught us anything, people seem to like, cats, and pretty girls. so why don't we just combine the two and make a human-feline hybrid." so basically an anime cat girl?
I guess this is what happens when Hollywood has an original idea... ... ...keep hashing out those remakes/reboots/reimaginings Hollywood because that's the best you got!
I remember Windows 95 and I remember it came with the video for Weezer's Buddy Holly!
Say what you will about your impressions, Mark, but your Seinfeld is ON POINT!
FTR at 2:28 the iconic gun that Bond is holding is a BB gun, when they went to take the promo shots for the film the prop master did not have the .32 caliber Walter PPK gun on hand so someone ran out to thier car and grabbed a BB gun.
sunshine goodness was the inspiration for the design of the characters in Cats.
i keep watching people review this movie (bc i have no life) and i swear the plot changes a little each time
Rewatching this and knowing what came to be later on in the years.... it wouldn’t take much to convince me that the person who stole the original footage from this film was later part of the team who made Sausage Party 🤔
The dryers at the older laundromats actually use fire to heat them all. The one I use still does...you can see it when you look behind your clothes, it's pretty crazy.
Yup! My Nana worked in one when I was little!
She'd bring me along when my mom was at work. They never had any music, just droning machines for hours. SO BORING! 😆 Lol sorry
"Why don't we just combine them into a human-feline hybrid?"
Oh my God they did Cats before Cats.
15:30-17:04 idk why but this done so well. The facial expressions plus the dialog. I know it’s not scripted but it’s just so funny. And it was improv?! That’s what really makes this funny
Back in the day when file transfers were done on 12 in floppies (really impressive to see) data was constantly lost. I was at a animation studio that used these discs, and used them to death, as they were relatively expensive at the time. They were also not really handled with great care by the animators (frequently doing double-duty as coasters for their coffee), so data was often corrupted, or just gone.
It was a difficult time to be an animation producer at the time.
dat fallout shirt tho
Are you going to review the spiritual successor to this movie? The Emoji Movie?
He did
"Where was the marketing department for that company?"
Doing massive, Tony Montana, amounts of cocaine before the brain storming session for the product mascot.
Do Norm of the North
Joey Taylor yes
Only a few minutes into the video and I can feel Mark's pain. This reaction video is hard to get through. I don't want to imagine how hard it was to watch this movie.
Terminator 2 Judgment Day has better CGI then this movie and that was made in 1990 but at least Terminator was awesome
Alien had better CGI and it was made in 1979
Dylan Kaiser T2 came out in 1991.
Jake Mitchell CGI wasn't invented yet.
Theory: Foodfight was intended to be an adult comedy movie and should have been rated R, but it was mistaken for a kids' movie due to the stereotype that animated movies are for kids.
My theory someone stole all the data just so they had to scrap original designs and cooks get cat hybrid sunshine goodness xD..
i do agree with you though it seems like it was either meant to be something aimed at adults or late teens as the target audience or something similar to rocko or ren and stimpy that toes the line hard.
Edit: they even cast charlie sheen in it!
Then others decided to make sausage party 😂
Mark's Sean Connery sounds like Mason Verger from Hannibal.
I know this was made a year ago but you're looking for the word anthropomorphic. Half human, half animal = anthropomorphic.
Wrong.
Chimera
9:50 You say "Magic Food City!!"
You may not know this, but there's a chain of big Supermarkets in the tri-state area of Kentucky/Virginia/Tennessee *Called* _Food City_ !!
To you people that live in more populated areas, it's like a Trader Joe's mixed with a watered-down Whole Foods.
What are the odds that Seth Rogan & his buddies were watching this ironically while high & got the idea for Sausage Party...
Most underrated animated film of the last 30 years
Food fight crawled so sausage party could run, unfortunately.
😄
I know I'm late. I know you've been doing this a long time. But I'm a new/recent subscriber and I just want you to know I really love your work!!! I'm a "GenXer" and I remember alot of these stinkers like they were yesterday... (not Food Fight ... I dont know who would want you to review THAT torment) but its so fun to hear someone younger ripping on these movies and shit.
That win 95 demo was legit, though. So many games I never really got to play. HAVOK looked really fun.
This guys humour is so dry I love it.
I wonder if this is the movie that Goldberg and Rogen watched (when they were super high of course) that inspired them to create "Sausage Party".
I‘d love to see a movie about the production of this film, done as a heist-movie so we get to see a recreation of that act of industrial espionage
Just be patient, I’m sure Disney is already working on a live action re-imagination and which everyone will be race swapped.
1:32 Such a lust for hard drives... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
I have a touch screen computer in my basement that still runs on Windows 95. We were going to sell, it, but for obvious reasons we didn't. Because it ran on Windows 95. It was 2013.
A kids movie? I don't kids would want to see a horrible animated, creepy movie
The animation is creepy enough
Dude that dance move is called “the Leon”. I first saw it in 2006 at the Stone Balloon in Newark, DE. I never imagined that Leon was be scouted by Hollywood.
Ive never even heard of this, but the few seconds ive seen in this video was so hard to watch im leaving this is too bizarre.
The whole "everything was digitally stolen" thing is a massive lie. It's just called lazy ass embezzlement, not industrial espionage. *NO ONE* ever wanted this movie in any form.
Don't worry, Mark. I remember win 95. And 98. And Win 1.0. And DOS with Norton Commander. And DOS without Norton Commander. *sigh*
In the right hands,a movie about the making of "Food Fight" could be interesting.
I still have my Windows 95 demos cd. It's how I got into Doom. Anyone else figure out what the coins in the "menu level" (where you're on the space station) even do besides opening the room that shows the developers?
I really hope they had a premiere for this movie, I would have paid millions of dollars to be there, just to see people's reactions.
Okay after watching this, I feel like you need to watch Happily Never After 2, the sequel to a not really that terrible kids movie from 2006
The animation quality takes a swan dive off a tall tall cliff and it’s just... hilarious
I think the back story and the long production history would make a really interesting film.
No, your Connery impression is pretty good. :)
Holy fuck what a monstrosity!!! Dude you got balls as big as church bells to sit through a movie like this!!!
Everytime he does his Bond-Impression, i laugh my ass off^^
Pretty sure the voice actors and featured brands all got together and stole the early footage trying to stop this turd from ever being released
10:12 "Wow. Someone actually drew that... And got paid for it." That got me laughing
If you thought this was bad then you should see Were
The dead go to die. The next film that person made was When black birds fly. They make Food fight look like its a Pixar film.
Do you think they should've made it a 2D animation instead?
It might've helped if they did that instead of 3D animation
I do agree with that, due to the movement being inspired by old LooneyTunes. However the plot would still be a mess and it would still look like a cheap direct to video Cash Grab.
"I'm gonna pop your corn" seems like a play on words from "I'm gonna pop your cherry" , which is a sexual innuendo that doesn't make sense in this context since the lady is already established as a bad guy and Dex isn't interested in her anymore.
*Man how did you sit thru it ? You are a brave man!*
*ITS SO BAD...that the full version is on youtube and the creators don't even care to make a copyright strike.....you know its bad when youtube allows it to be here haha*
*I heard Charlie burned thru 2lbs of crack while doing the voices for this movie!*
You do a solid Jerry sienfeld
It's fascinating that this movie cost $65 million. That's something special.
He because they were rushed.
Guess that was mostly spent on actors
I 100% agree with your fallout shelter rant. Just give an ending or like a newgame+ or something to keep us playing.
I actually want to see what would happen if someone actually got the files for the movie and finished the animation, or just remade it from scratch.
Stolen hard drives? Even in the 90s companies with millions invested in IP had regular offsite backup. You just pay a service and they come pick up the tapes however often you want.
Love your videos bro Im subscribed and I barely subscribe to anything, keep coming out with new stuff, the worse the movie the better, but you can make almost any of them funny so please keep coming out with new stuff its hilarious
Back in the 30's there were alot of Warner Brother and Harmon & Isling cartoons like this where the grocery or the book store comes to life,...
I remember windows 95. Don’t feel bad. I’m an even older geezer than you. I remember Pong. Sigh.
I worked on a project where a collection company came in and took the tape decks out, we called the cops but they let them take what they wanted based on some shady paperwork that was shown. We had to start over as we could not afford to get new decks to finish the edit at the time so I could see the hard drives being taken as in 1999 drives still cost an arm and leg. I paid $6,000 for two 9 gig drives in 1995.
+WalleyTVHD But it was in the 2000s and it was a big company. I don't doubt it happened, but I doubt it's because of how expensive drives are.
That dog is dressed like Indiana Jones lol
I tried to watch this with my friend and he made it 20 seconds in the left the room and refused to come back until I turned it off
Your Sean Connery impression was awesome
Yes, I remember 3D, it made me kind of sick. Even before you said it, I was thinking it. The sick feeling kicking in after one second of watching.
Honestly the dancing in the Copa Banana is better than the dancing you'd see at any Nightclub in Essex. They do just shuffle their feet and wave their hands around.
My friends have made me watch this movie, knowing that animation is within my line of work. I'm still plotting their murder.
Get new friends
Suggestions- Lady Terminator, The Miami Connection and Dead Heat. Oh yeah and Hollywood Cop
This almost makes Norm of the North and The Emoji Movie look like The My Little Pony Movie and Coco!!!
Ethan Marley it does
This movie feels like those Disney/Dreamworks Animation knockoff movies you'd find at the dollar store than a multi-million dollar project. The animation sure as heck looks like it.
The sad thing about the office scene is we are suppose to see that as their equivalent of a morgue or graveyard. They do so little to make it clear that it is completely brushed over.
So this is what would have happened to Toy Story if the Black Friday Reel hadn't given them a clue.
Wow...
I'm...
I'm scared.
That is almost happened to Pixar.
The dryer part is the best, I die everytime
Please do Pinocchio 3000.
Don't diss windows 95 - it saved us from an alien invasion
LOL
nice one.
His normal voice is Jerry seinfeld does he not hear notice this?
Bud light platinums used to make me violent...sober now
You could honestly make some kinda weird cult horror film with this animation because every time I see it I get very afraid of computers. I'm trying to imagine kids enjoying anything to do with this animation.
I bought this movie for my nieces ... they don’t like me anymore !
Sausage Party did it better.
Not by much
And that's not saying much - that's like saying, "man, I've just puked all over myself, but at least I didn't shit my pants whilst doing it."
Sausage party is the stolen footage from this Trainwreck.
I hated that film just as much actually.
What a heist. Makes ugly Sonic look like a masterpiece.