Oh.. my.. god. When I was in summer camp as a kid, one of the campers called 911 on a pay phone and said exactly "There's a bomb here and I'm going to blow this place to venus/mars". A police officer actually came to the camp, gathered all the campers together and explained to everyone how bad that was. I didn't know it until I watched this video, but the kid who called obviously got that from this movie. You are right, this is definitely not good for kids.
Stephen Kitchen it's even worse since the babies in rugrats (at least the first 5 seasons before it jumped the shark) acted like real babies at ages 1-2, and the show makes everything larger than life when to us it's normal every day things.
Ah, yes. I too loved the episode of Rugrats when Tommy and the others were used as part of a lucrative human experimentation study and were then almost trafficked to another country to evade the police. That was lit.
After he said “I can’t wait to see who’s in to the Baby Geniuses lore” Thanos came out of nowhere walking forward in agreement. Turns out it was just an ad, but still, we found one
Apparently, my parents went to see this movie when my mother was pregnant and she started going into labor after 20 minutes of the movie run time. I think past me tried to save them from this horrible piece of shit movie.
My teacher almost pulled 'Baby Geniuses' up on Netflix one day, saying, "I heard about this movie, it's meant to be good." I instantly called out, "It's only the lowest 100 on ImdB!"
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Baby geniuses. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over typical viewers head.
Is he? I mean, I don’t think babies would be intelligent, but they do have a large amount of experiential knowledge that humans can never have. Just a description of what it’s like to go through birth would make a grad student very rich.
@@dstinnettmusic They don't even have the brain capacity to even comprehend any sort of experience at that point. If they can talk the only thing they'd ever utter is "MILK! MILK! MILK! GIMME A TIT!"
The "its for kids" argument is always funny to me because as a kid I would have no way to see movies if it were not for my parents taking me to see them.
I remember I made my parents play it on rewind as a toddler because I was practically brain dead throughout my entire childhood, my father will never let me forget about that phase, to this day he compares every bad movie to saying "at least it's not baby geniuses"
5:10 Is that the same kid who played in Sharkboy and Lavagirl? I DID NAUT! MR ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPLE'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLLLLEEEEEEDDD
Angel Dog was one on the worst movies I've ever seen, its about this dog that comes before or after a death in your family to "comfort" you. Its more like a demon dog because it comes when you're weak, and then suddenly leaves when you are needing it the most.
I saw the movie as a small child. When I was 9, I remembered that it was a decent enough movie, so I decided to rewatch it. Jesus fucking Christ was that a bad idea.
My mom liked the movie so I ended up watching it a lot when I was young. I didn't understand or couldn't comprehend movies fully until I was 10 so I thought it was an OK movie. Watching it now is cringy and boring at the same time and the sequel is a whole new level of bad.
SerCleff Music Actually, my dad was pretty much the same. To be fair, though, my cousin grew up on the 3 Little Ninjas. It was put on for him a lot. The one thing I noticed about that movie is that the disc mysteriously vanished around when he turned 8.
I hated this movie as a little kid. I REALLY liked making fun of bad movies, and that was the entire reason my mom got me the movie, but even then, it wasn't worth it. To put that into context, once my fanboygirl rage died down, Batman and Robin was worth watching just to make fun of.
Haha this used to be my FAVORITE movie when I was around 8 years old. I teach second grade now and for a reward day I showed it to my second graders and they also loved it. What is wrong with us all?!? Lol
I used that as a joke when I would undress and people were around. A joking "Hey, gotta take me on a date first". I'm disturbed that I share the same humor as this movie
HOLY HELL I've seen this movie. When I was 6 or so, I was on holiday in a fancy hotel with my grandparents, and they at one point left us in a 'kid's area'. I was confused at the start, from the maze to the amusement park I thought they must have changed what movie was playing, I didn't see the connection. And after I saw that giant baby... I wasn't the same for the rest of the trip.
For those, who don't know Spanish. ''Son Los Rugrats en vivo'' means ''It's the Rugrats in Live Action!'' Yeah. I dunno what's more ludicrous. This quote or the ''publication'' who made it. I mean really, BOXOFFICE?
Crash Bandicoot 1-3 are being remastered for the PS4 apparently. Pretty cool (provided it doesn't end up like a reboot of a movie). Also, that is a rather specific and weird point to remember about a movie.
The children getting locked up (and the concept art) immediately made me think of Ray Bradbury’s “The Veldt”. That drawing in particular really looks like it belongs in a dystopian sci-fi series and not a film like this.
The only other movies I remember being in the vote were Starchaser and some animated Star Wars inspired thing by the guy who made Dragon's Lair and Secret of Nimh.
Not joking, the description for the “violence and gore” parental guidance on IMDb is: Disembodied heads, heads being cut of fully shown, shows real executions, has scenes equivalent to Saving Private Ryan's d-day scene multiple time. Probably most violent movie I've ever seen, very disturbing. I wish that were true tbh
I know you have a lot on your plate, but if you ever decide to review movies not featured on IMDB's bottom 100, may I suggest foreign mock-buster films? They normally just fade into obscurity and no one ever hears about them... But man....They are a BLAST! I'd really love to hear your thoughts on 'movies' like "Little Panda Fighter"! Anyway, great video as usual!!
Ifeoma Okonkwo I have no problem veering from the bottom 100 every now and again (Bionicle, Oogieloves, Star Wars Holiday Special), so it is a possibility.
I Hate Everything May I suggest a few "high-budget"-movies ? Noah , The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The Purge and Highlander 2. I watch your videos since you had about 2000 subscribers, yet I'm am still exited every time one of your videos pops up in my subscription box. I jsut wanted to say thank you for all the effort and good look with your videos. Keep it up.
I used to really, really like this move as a 6 or 7 year old, for some reason. I went back and watched it not too long ago and I began studying theoretical physics so I could possibly discover/invent time travel and go back to slap 1st grade me. But, you know, since then, I've graduated film school, teach film production at a technical college, and have worked on several features/TV shows. Maybe it all started with "Baby Geniuses." I may never know.
to be fair to the whole "super baby intelligence" thing, babies DO have a sort of baby telepathy. they're actually able to tell moods and emotions from simple non-verbal gestures. they have this kind of incredible observation because they have no other form of communication that they can clearly comprehend yet. once they start to mature, these powers of observation become less and less important to have and they kind of... lose it.
They also have some weird self defense mechanisms they lose quicker like when submerged in water they close off there lungs letting the water flow into there stomach, and will then swim automaticaly..... this is only for like two months though.
+Katherine TerBerg Nah. They don't, frankly. They are these unnatural creatures, whose only purpose in life is to please it's owner. A slave, if you will. It's horrible. Humans manipulating a whole species, for no reason (except for them looking pretty). Dogs are made by humans, and all the real "dogs" have died long ago.
So basically someone watched Baby's Day Out and completely misunderstood what little works about that. Also, Peter MacNicol was in the worst season of 24 if I've remembered correctly.
I know I'm a guy (so I'm born without the maternal instinct to feel compelled to care for infants), but still I NEVER got why people think babies are cute. They make annoying, gross noises, they looking fucking disgusting (they look like deformed trolls with bloated carcasses washed up on the beach) and they piss and shit themselves. I can understand a cat or puppy movie making even the most surly and unimpressed of us uttering at least one "aw", but it takes a lot of effort to actually make babies cute (hasn't worked on me yet) and this movie plays all the wrong cards. Watching it (along with its sequel) is one of the ultimate forms of birth control.
Thecyber Silver Dude, Gay people ARE born Gay. I'm saying that a lot of people don't like babies and that it takes a special kind of person (somebody who's had to raise them and eventually warmed up to their grossness) to find them cute, but a lot of people still find them gross, so marketably, it doesn't make any sense.
+Alex Greggary I think it's just this weird thing which is Guys will only begin today feel like it with their own baby son or daughter, they then feel the need to protect and I guess it triggers a "Yes, I made this" response, so that explains it.
+Alex Greggary Because they just look so adorable and also weak and uncordinate, I just cant hate something that needs that much protection. I admit they can be disguisting but if you really think about it humans themselves are disguisting. We are the worst and smelliest animals ever. :/ But puppies and cats also shit themselves and can smell very badly and they can also produce annoying sounds and wake you up all the time so not much bigger difference.
If you’re wondering why the director (Bob Clark) never made many movies after Baby Geniuses it was because him and his son were tragically killed in a freak car accident in April of 2007.
@@dannydicheeto8353 People don't seem to acknowledge that Clark made some great movies in his career: Deathdream, Black Christmas, Murder By Decree, Porky's, A Christmas Story etc. people just like to focus on his later career because he made mostly uninspired kids crap.
+virgilio moncada wait WHAT THE FUCK!!? i have never seen Rugrats as a kid but i heard it was a good show and ive read some Rugrats comics Baby Geniuses and Rugrats are farther away then if you would go to the northpole from the southpole WALKING (walking has nothing to do with distance but walking is slower then flying so meh) cut away to the Family Guy cutaways
Holy shit this movie still gets aired every year in Italy; they basically hired a bunch of popular comedians and actors to dub the babies and literally rewrote and changed almost all the jokes, turning this movie into some weird baby-movie with adult jokes.
One thing I've never understood is the Baby Karate thing. That doesn't make sense even with the bullshit the movie pulls. Even if those babies are highly intelligent, that doesn't change their physical limits, A two year old who can barely stand up straight doesn't have enough physical strength to either flip a grown adult or more specifically kick an adult to where it hurts. I mean think about it, between having insanely short limbs, underdeveloped muscles and a bunch of other things, that kid shouldn't be able to do jack shit. I mean we've been smacked by infants and even toddlers who are older and at most isn't just annoying.
VanityManatee No, it's the thing thats bugged me especially since the intelligence thing I could maybe buy with suspension fo disbelief but this doesn't work.
The Fan Without a Face well, as we all know, whenever a baby is kidnapped, they immediately use karate on the attacker to defeat them XD but how were they able to kidnap them to begin with if they are able to fight this well
+The Fan Without a Face well, even if they are smart where do they suddenly get all their vocabulary and knowledge from? how do they have life experiences when they aren't even 2 yet? that makes no sense at all either.
All I remember from this movie was some product placement for Crash Bandicoot, because I wished I was doing something good, like playing Crash Bandicoot
+Kha Nguyen It was right on screen and he didn't acknowledge it :P He also used to be a pretty solid director. I keep forgetting Bob Clark made this...
Bob Clark made some really good movies, he wrote and directed A Christmas Story and Porkys, and Black Christmas, which he directed and produced, is amazing, one of the most influential horror films of all time.
When you are kid you used to like a lot of bad things and that's normal. I wasn't a fan of these bad CGI movies when I saw them. I thought most of them are boring or really hilarious for the wrong reasons.
Everyone has a dog named Zero. Everyone is a pumpkin king. Everyone has once posed as Santa. Everyone has once been in a movie and some games. Everyone is dating a ragdoll named Sally. Everyone is Jack Skellington. Think about it...
i feel like this was a poorly conceived attempt at jumping on the whole little rascals/baby's day out/etc. movies that came a handful of years before and feels like it has been composed by scrapped ideas from them.
Liquid Zulu I thought he looked like Anton Lavey but Lenin sounds more accurate... Or not. I watched it not long ago and I'm still debating whether or not this movie is possessed!
***** I tried man, I really did. But there is *no* plot to explain, things literally just happen. No characters, motivation, or anything. It's just scene after scene of completely obnoxious awfulness.
i dont remember what was my opinion with this movie but i watched it on DisneyXD when i was 9-8 years old,i didnt think it was bad,thats for sure,i didnt have a really critic view at that time.
Tornado1994 Wow, I'm terribly happy to hear that too. I've always respected Doug and Rob's reasoning for not reviewing it, but I've always had a hunch that they've never even seen it back then. I had hope that they'd reconsider it from watching it once at the very least, haha.
4:31-4:45 Hey cool, I cameoed! Though I wasn't saying that you didn't have good points, I was just saying that your lack of proper Bionicle term usage kind of detracted from the points you were making, many of which WERE good points. But hey, I'm not mad, just nitpicky.
The Framemaster I get where you are coming from, obviously as a Bionicle fan, but I review things in a silly way filled with dumb jokes and things, so our movie sensibilities clash a little when it comes to expecting a serious critique! Thanks for being a good sport though.
Apparently, some people don't get the joke. This post was not meant to be taken seriously. It's a reference to a South Park joke for Christ's sake. Zac Foelster And it's "more than," not "more then." Geez, you guys are dumb.
5:26 got the biggest laugh out of me. I don't even know why, either. Maybe the combo of that... thing.. and your reaction just about made me fall out of my chair from laughing. Still wiping away tears
I dont know if it just because I havent slept a lot but That concept art at 6:00 actually looks like It could have been a good movie about some metaphor about how capitalism or consumerism uses shady tactics to manipulate kids for financial gains. Like, that sounds amazing and something that is a big issue in this modern age.
If I had a nickel every time Alex said the title of the video, I'd be able to buy the *LEGO Star Wars Ultimate Collector's Series Millennium Falcon™ 75192*
I remember my mother taking my brothers and I see this movie when we were little and it is to this day the only movie we ever walked out of the theater on 😂
This movie is like barney's big adventure, it may be bad, I may be 23 years old, it may not have had any heart put into it, but no matter how hard I try I simply cannot hate or say anything bad about it. I don't know why.
Oh.. my.. god. When I was in summer camp as a kid, one of the campers called 911 on a pay phone and said exactly "There's a bomb here and I'm going to blow this place to venus/mars". A police officer actually came to the camp, gathered all the campers together and explained to everyone how bad that was. I didn't know it until I watched this video, but the kid who called obviously got that from this movie. You are right, this is definitely not good for kids.
tman monst Holy shit
Family Friendly? :/
Oh
Oh god this is not good for children not the story just saying that to kids makes them you know say it
Babies will say what they hear so that makes sense?
"I LOVE BABIES!"
~Cool Cat
you deserve more recognition on this clever comment...
Beaut lolllllllllllllll
+PokeDude011
he loves to eat them, that's what.
+PokeDude011 cool cat loves to buggie woogie
+PokeDude011 "I'm tired of this world"
----The Room
"Live Action Rugrats" I can't believe they advertised it like that LOL
VeryNormal SimplePerson How dare they insult my childhood.
Stephen Kitchen it's even worse since the babies in rugrats (at least the first 5 seasons before it jumped the shark) acted like real babies at ages 1-2, and the show makes everything larger than life when to us it's normal every day things.
Ah, yes. I too loved the episode of Rugrats when Tommy and the others were used as part of a lucrative human experimentation study and were then almost trafficked to another country to evade the police. That was lit.
Wtf? Even Rugrats Seasons 8-9 is better than this!
PastelFire 99 no, not even, I would rather take the scene with the baby doing disco over Taffy any day
"We love babies!"
Was this written by Derek f***ing Savage?
MrOrangehorseman Daddy Derek is Savage.
MrOrangehorseman XD
6:30 Funny how calling the cops and saying a nearby company has a 💣 in the building when it doesn't...isn't as funny in later years, isn't it?
Maybe Cool Cat.
MrOrangehorseman I think you mean Daddy Derek (Ow, that really hurt writing that)
You know who else loves babies? Cool Cat.
+Nick Wolfe Cool Cat rapes the babies... worst. movie. EVER.
+Nick Wolfe
Oh...
*Oh God No...*
John Henry Worse than Garbage Pail Kids -50/10
8.5 mediocre at best
and lionmaker
After he said “I can’t wait to see who’s in to the Baby Geniuses lore” Thanos came out of nowhere walking forward in agreement. Turns out it was just an ad, but still, we found one
Apparently, my parents went to see this movie when my mother was pregnant and she started going into labor after 20 minutes of the movie run time. I think past me tried to save them from this horrible piece of shit movie.
i am two years late, but damn, that is a hardcore birth story HAHA
Emo Peter Parker agreed lmao
Your mother should be thanking you
Nice have to continue the chain of monthly comments
Turns out the real baby genius was you all along.
My teacher almost pulled 'Baby Geniuses' up on Netflix one day, saying, "I heard about this movie, it's meant to be good."
I instantly called out, "It's only the lowest 100 on ImdB!"
Oh really
Uranus InBanana Yes really :) I'm not lying, bro.
D.N.A. Cat
*_IT'S MEANT TO BE GOOD_*
D.N.A. Cat It's meant to be good? Because Netflix?
Netflix must be broken then, cuz I watched Baby Geniuses on it and it sucked sooooo hard...
How old were you? Cause that is funny!
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Baby geniuses. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over typical viewers head.
What are you a rick and Morty fan?
ey
Finnaly, someone gets it
Only baby geniuses can understand.
Lol it sounds like an statement out of the Rick and Morty fandom 😂
2 hot dogs in one bun!?!? You're a straight gangster!
John Henry In 2 hot dogs in one bun, I didn't mean rape! I meant it was abnormal and different, in Murica' we do thing differently.
Ahahahahaha! Ok...
nice name
Warriors of the Arts Thanks!
same
If newborn babies could talk they would be the smartest beings on earth
-Jaden Smith
Is he?
I mean, I don’t think babies would be intelligent, but they do have a large amount of experiential knowledge that humans can never have.
Just a description of what it’s like to go through birth would make a grad student very rich.
@@dstinnettmusic They don't even have the brain capacity to even comprehend any sort of experience at that point.
If they can talk the only thing they'd ever utter is "MILK! MILK! MILK! GIMME A TIT!"
Tyger56 awh man, Jaden Smith is a fine example of why condoms are needed during sex
@Emily Schulte-Slifkin ?
You forgot to capitalize Every Single Word For No Fucking Reason
The "its for kids" argument is always funny to me because as a kid I would have no way to see movies if it were not for my parents taking me to see them.
I don't know why but when he throws the hotdog on the bun I laughed so hard
Joshua Sipe u were probably really tired
you're not the only one
God, I saw this movie as a small child. I really liked it.
Me too!
I remember I made my parents play it on rewind as a toddler because I was practically brain dead throughout my entire childhood, my father will never let me forget about that phase, to this day he compares every bad movie to saying "at least it's not baby geniuses"
Liam Wirvin same
Liam Wirvin Me too
Liam Wirvin same
When he reads the Spanish (Portuguese???) bit he pronounces the ¡ as an i and I enjoyed it immensely
We don't actually have the inverted exclamation mark nor the ñ.
We have ç tho.
Ç is a funny letter
It's Spanish.
And yeah, that was adorable.
The (Portuguese???) part of the comment made my eyes hurt, but hey, at least you recognized that it could’ve been Portuguese.
yay.
5:10 Is that the same kid who played in Sharkboy and Lavagirl?
I DID NAUT! MR ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPLE'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLLLLEEEEEEDDD
It's his eyebrows!! xD
I haven't seen those movies yet.
lmao, that kid was great.
holy fuck
That reminds me so of nostalgia critic
Holy crap the spookiness of that scary skeleton sent shivers down my spine and that spooky scream shocked my soul and concealed my fate tonight.
Me too....it was spooky m9
Spoopy
Hmm... did this skeleton speak with such a screech, that you shook and shuddered in surprise when you heard this zombie shriek?
We're so sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood.
You merely want to socialize, but I don't think we should.
3:07
no one:
anime angles when someone’s about to go insane:
@A Character Shut the fuck up with your judging
King Crimson Is Fucking Angry anime is the worst thing on earth
@@sampletext6673 "xd i think something is weird and i don't like it so it's bad"
@@sampletext6673 bitch can't even afford a username, has to get a sample text name smh.
@@sampletext6673 bro
Didja watch the video
Wait... if adults can't understand the babies' genius ancient language, how come that guy could comprehend that kid's hypnotic orders?
Subliminal messages.
David B Andrews because movie
David B Andrews Don't think about it too hard.
David B Andrews Because movie
David B Andrews *BECAUSE MOVIE*
I recommend a similar cringy movie called "opposite day" where all the kids and adults switch roles? Its the stupidest most cringy thing I've seen
That is too much mate. I even explode in anger.
Gamingchewie I used to love that movie *hangs head in shame*
Gamingchewie off topic but we made our profile pictures from the same website 😂😂😂😂
Ironically I just watched a review of that Shitty movie the only thing I remember is how shitty it is and Kid Ariel Winter
Oh yeah. The Pauley Shore movie?
Angel Dog was one on the worst movies I've ever seen, its about this dog that comes before or after a death in your family to "comfort" you. Its more like a demon dog because it comes when you're weak, and then suddenly leaves when you are needing it the most.
honestly that sounds like an interesting concept though.
StardustLegend yuh Im a lil intrigued
You know I hate Everrything, if you were nice, you would have more friends, and friends are COOOOOOOOL!
Get out, cool cat.
hate the reference
cool cat
All your friends are babies.
Urr koooooooool
I saw the movie as a small child. When I was 9, I remembered that it was a decent enough movie, so I decided to rewatch it. Jesus fucking Christ was that a bad idea.
My mom liked the movie so I ended up watching it a lot when I was young. I didn't understand or couldn't comprehend movies fully until I was 10 so I thought it was an OK movie.
Watching it now is cringy and boring at the same time and the sequel is a whole new level of bad.
SerCleff Music Actually, my dad was pretty much the same. To be fair, though, my cousin grew up on the 3 Little Ninjas. It was put on for him a lot. The one thing I noticed about that movie is that the disc mysteriously vanished around when he turned 8.
Jalushun lol same
I hated this movie as a little kid. I REALLY liked making fun of bad movies, and that was the entire reason my mom got me the movie, but even then, it wasn't worth it. To put that into context, once my fanboygirl rage died down, Batman and Robin was worth watching just to make fun of.
Jalushun I watched the sequel constantly as a kid. Coming back... Good god.
Haha this used to be my FAVORITE movie when I was around 8 years old. I teach second grade now and for a reward day I showed it to my second graders and they also loved it. What is wrong with us all?!? Lol
When I heard the baby say take off your clothes I was like I'm done
Aww tmi. ...
I used that as a joke when I would undress and people were around. A joking "Hey, gotta take me on a date first". I'm disturbed that I share the same humor as this movie
No joke...
I saw this film when I was 4. I saw the sequel as well. I thought they were great.
...I was a stupid kid.
+Brandon Koerner Me too. Lol. I didn't realise they were that bad.
Kate
yep. but aren't most kids stupid? (except that 4 year old in MENSA)
you're not alone
Same
+Brandon Koerner Me too... HA!
HOLY HELL
I've seen this movie.
When I was 6 or so, I was on holiday in a fancy hotel with my grandparents, and they at one point left us in a 'kid's area'. I was confused at the start, from the maze to the amusement park I thought they must have changed what movie was playing, I didn't see the connection. And after I saw that giant baby...
I wasn't the same for the rest of the trip.
Tbh I liked this as a kid. *hangs head in shame*
same tbh
I liked it to as a little tike.
me to :(
Me too ☹
+Soullessgingerftw1 I did too. I remember going to see the sequel and actually being excited to see it. But then I saw it and wanted to die.
For those, who don't know Spanish. ''Son Los Rugrats en vivo'' means ''It's the Rugrats in Live Action!'' Yeah. I dunno what's more ludicrous. This quote or the ''publication'' who made it. I mean really, BOXOFFICE?
Essentially, yes.
The Competent Gamer have we met?
I was forced to watch this...thing, at my old summer camp, thank God my mom picked me up before the trailers had finished.
Shifty_Dragon what’s summer camp
@@sampletext6673 Do you not live in America?
@@bgaming2297 Is that so surprising?
I actually have this movie but haven't watched it in like 12 years, like seriously I can see it right now. It's on my tv stand 10 feet in front of me.
Oh, no...
I'm SO sorry...are you okay ? Do you need to talk about it?
Damn sometimes I wonder if there's a god in this world....😔😓😞😭😭😭😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
ihæś
I have it on vhs
Is it still there?
I remember a scene in this movie where the main character kid walks into a mall or something and plays Crash Bandicoot.
That is all.
Crash Bandicoot 1-3 are being remastered for the PS4 apparently. Pretty cool (provided it doesn't end up like a reboot of a movie). Also, that is a rather specific and weird point to remember about a movie.
I remember more about this movie, but that scene was the most prominent to me and stuck out the most.
+King Harry Oh.
Also I don't have a PS4 (sad emoji)
That's all I can remember of it, too.
... I'm glad of that, looking back.
The children getting locked up (and the concept art) immediately made me think of Ray Bradbury’s “The Veldt”. That drawing in particular really looks like it belongs in a dystopian sci-fi series and not a film like this.
…I didn’t even know live-action movies HAD concept art.
I really wish IHE would do Sharkboy and Lavagirl in this series.
Same.
fun fact. the studio who made shark boy and lava girl was sued by the wrestler shark boy
I quite enjoyed SB & LG
ZeekMko Stdio I did too but when you look back on it as an adult... it's pretty ridiculous, you gotta admit :))
best movie ever
I love how Alex interprets the exclamation point at 11:36 as an “i”
I bet Cool Cat loved this movie
Neh
Cool Cat loves all kids....often.
... and babies tooo! :D
Too bad there's no song for him to BOOGIE WOOGIE to!
he makes all of us orange cats look bad :(
I had to watch this in reading class, because it was a field trip and I didn't go.
You know what the worst part was?
THE MOVIE WAS DECIDED ON A VOTE
I'm courios what other movies did they have a choice to vote for?
Mr. Stretch How could possibly pick this over anything else? Like seriously, were they being mind controlled by the babies or something??
American Psycho
food fight was the other chocie
Crystal madu I go food fight over baby geniuses any day
The only other movies I remember being in the vote were Starchaser and some animated Star Wars inspired thing by the guy who made Dragon's Lair and Secret of Nimh.
Not joking, the description for the “violence and gore” parental guidance on IMDb is:
Disembodied heads, heads being cut of fully shown, shows real executions, has scenes equivalent to Saving Private Ryan's d-day scene multiple time. Probably most violent movie I've ever seen, very disturbing.
I wish that were true tbh
You put the ketchup on the bun!? YOU FUCKING ANIMAL!!!!
1:33
WHY IHE WHYYYYYY
watttttttt
Ihe you sicko
i put ketchup on the bun,it tastes like bun with ketchup
+alex walker Your entire family disgusts me.
I know you have a lot on your plate, but if you ever decide to review movies not featured on IMDB's bottom 100, may I suggest foreign mock-buster films? They normally just fade into obscurity and no one ever hears about them... But man....They are a BLAST! I'd really love to hear your thoughts on 'movies' like "Little Panda Fighter"! Anyway, great video as usual!!
Ifeoma Okonkwo I have no problem veering from the bottom 100 every now and again (Bionicle, Oogieloves, Star Wars Holiday Special), so it is a possibility.
I Hate Everything Is Dragon Ball Evolution there?
Haruhi Suzumiya it's a pretty good flash game though
I Hate Everything May I suggest a few "high-budget"-movies ? Noah , The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The Purge and Highlander 2.
I watch your videos since you had about 2000 subscribers, yet I'm am still exited every time one of your videos pops up in my subscription box. I jsut wanted to say thank you for all the effort and good look with your videos.
Keep it up.
Haruhi Suzumiya Atlantic rim
I used to really, really like this move as a 6 or 7 year old, for some reason. I went back and watched it not too long ago and I began studying theoretical physics so I could possibly discover/invent time travel and go back to slap 1st grade me.
But, you know, since then, I've graduated film school, teach film production at a technical college, and have worked on several features/TV shows. Maybe it all started with "Baby Geniuses." I may never know.
to be fair to the whole "super baby intelligence" thing, babies DO have a sort of baby telepathy. they're actually able to tell moods and emotions from simple non-verbal gestures. they have this kind of incredible observation because they have no other form of communication that they can clearly comprehend yet. once they start to mature, these powers of observation become less and less important to have and they kind of... lose it.
They also have some weird self defense mechanisms they lose quicker like when submerged in water they close off there lungs letting the water flow into there stomach, and will then swim automaticaly..... this is only for like two months though.
He also made porky's... the sex comedy... He made a sex comedy and Baby Geniuses... fucking kill me
+Red Floyd Comedy is subjective. I didn't say it was good
+Matt Barber Can he also be held responsible for that awful, AWFUL Porky videogame?
He also directed A Christmas Story
***** That's depressing
deadbydawn93 that has to be one of the strangest filmographies ever made.
5:00 COOL CAT FLASHBACKS INTENSIFY
YES I DO REALISE THIS VIDEO WAS MADE BEFORE THE COOL CAT VIDEO
Why does Christopher Lloyd look like Vladimir Lenin?
Matthew O'Connor cuz movie
Matthew O'Connor woah he does
he played the voice of rasputin in Anastasia
I know right?
He looks like Walter White to me.
What about the endless awful films about annoying American talking dogs. There are TOO MANY OF THEM. TOO MANY.
Like all the "Buds" stuff
+Katherine TerBerg Nah. They don't, frankly. They are these unnatural creatures, whose only purpose in life is to please it's owner. A slave, if you will. It's horrible. Humans manipulating a whole species, for no reason (except for them looking pretty). Dogs are made by humans, and all the real "dogs" have died long ago.
***** Haha I'm just your typical internet douchebag. Don't take anything i say too seriously.
Hey! WHERE DO MOST OF YOUR MOVIES COME FROM? IM PRETTY SURE ITS 'MERICA
As an american I apologize for some of those films like underdog.
So basically someone watched Baby's Day Out and completely misunderstood what little works about that. Also, Peter MacNicol was in the worst season of 24 if I've remembered correctly.
5:01 cool cat fucking made this
I LOVE BABIES!
Cool Cat loves all children!
+Bone Police Lol !
CoolCat™=illuminati
There he is
I know I'm a guy (so I'm born without the maternal instinct to feel compelled to care for infants), but still I NEVER got why people think babies are cute.
They make annoying, gross noises, they looking fucking disgusting (they look like deformed trolls with bloated carcasses washed up on the beach) and they piss and shit themselves. I can understand a cat or puppy movie making even the most surly and unimpressed of us uttering at least one "aw", but it takes a lot of effort to actually make babies cute (hasn't worked on me yet) and this movie plays all the wrong cards.
Watching it (along with its sequel) is one of the ultimate forms of birth control.
Pickles
yes... all guys are born to not like babies... just like gay people are born gay... youre not very smart are you bud?
Thecyber Silver Dude, Gay people ARE born Gay.
I'm saying that a lot of people don't like babies and that it takes a special kind of person (somebody who's had to raise them and eventually warmed up to their grossness) to find them cute, but a lot of people still find them gross, so marketably, it doesn't make any sense.
+Alex Greggary I think it's just this weird thing which is Guys will only begin today feel like it with their own baby son or daughter, they then feel the need to protect and I guess it triggers a "Yes, I made this" response, so that explains it.
+Alex Greggary Because they just look so adorable and also weak and uncordinate, I just cant hate something that needs that much protection. I admit they can be disguisting but if you really think about it humans themselves are disguisting. We are the worst and smelliest animals ever. :/ But puppies and cats also shit themselves and can smell very badly and they can also produce annoying sounds and wake you up all the time so not much bigger difference.
If you’re wondering why the director (Bob Clark) never made many movies after Baby Geniuses it was because him and his son were tragically killed in a freak car accident in April of 2007.
Karma
@@dannydicheeto8353 People don't seem to acknowledge that Clark made some great movies in his career: Deathdream, Black Christmas, Murder By Decree, Porky's, A Christmas Story etc. people just like to focus on his later career because he made mostly uninspired kids crap.
KARMA
@@dannydicheeto8353 In what sense?
@@itsmebilly725 karma?
I thought I had seen it all
boy was I wrong
Apex baby was i geniuses
11:36 Thats spanish for ! the real life Rugrats ! Let that sink in for a bit...
hello, spanish speaker.
+virgilio moncada 'it's a live-action rugrats'
+virgilio moncada wait
WHAT THE FUCK!!?
i have never seen Rugrats as a kid but i heard it was a good show and ive read some Rugrats comics
Baby Geniuses and Rugrats are farther away then if you would go to the northpole from the southpole WALKING (walking has nothing to do with distance but walking is slower then flying so meh)
cut away to the Family Guy cutaways
Valentino Garelli como the va
Valentino Garelli bastante bien.
“Maybe I should boil one of these fake hot dogs”
*boils two of them*
Christopher Lloyd looks like Vladmir Lenin in this movie.
I've actually seen this movie, and he's right, it's awful
It was a Long time ago.....
Lol
Holy shit this movie still gets aired every year in Italy; they basically hired a bunch of popular comedians and actors to dub the babies and literally rewrote and changed almost all the jokes, turning this movie into some weird baby-movie with adult jokes.
One thing I've never understood is the Baby Karate thing. That doesn't make sense even with the bullshit the movie pulls.
Even if those babies are highly intelligent, that doesn't change their physical limits, A two year old who can barely stand up straight doesn't have enough physical strength to either flip a grown adult or more specifically kick an adult to where it hurts.
I mean think about it, between having insanely short limbs, underdeveloped muscles and a bunch of other things, that kid shouldn't be able to do jack shit. I mean we've been smacked by infants and even toddlers who are older and at most isn't just annoying.
+The Fan Without a Face this is the *one* thing you've never understood about this movie XD
VanityManatee
No, it's the thing thats bugged me especially since the intelligence thing I could maybe buy with suspension fo disbelief but this doesn't work.
The Fan Without a Face well, as we all know, whenever a baby is kidnapped, they immediately use karate on the attacker to defeat them XD
but how were they able to kidnap them to begin with if they are able to fight this well
+The Fan Without a Face well, even if they are smart where do they suddenly get all their vocabulary and knowledge from? how do they have life experiences when they aren't even 2 yet? that makes no sense at all either.
Father AxeKeeper
I'm just saying that of the all the BS the baby Karate thing is far stupider than any of the other stuff.
All I remember from this movie was some product placement for Crash Bandicoot, because I wished I was doing something good, like playing Crash Bandicoot
I felt like Boss Baby had more fun with its baby premise than this.
You have the cutest laugh ever
*Creepiest
***** Thats gay
Some Random Kid you got me... I'M ACTUALLY JAKE FROM STATE FARM
Some Random Kid e60000000 BCE to 2999 mlg rip in spagetti neva 4getti
Some Random Kid I'm a guy. Can agree, his laugh is adorable.
Director of Baby Geniuses didn't make another movie after 2005 because he died.
+Kha Nguyen It was right on screen and he didn't acknowledge it :P
He also used to be a pretty solid director. I keep forgetting Bob Clark made this...
Bob Clark made some really good movies, he wrote and directed A Christmas Story and Porkys, and Black Christmas, which he directed and produced, is amazing, one of the most influential horror films of all time.
rest in peace
Glad you noticed, mate.
May his soul rest in peace
‘No one is getting drunk and watching Baby Geniuses’
You underestimate my power!
I remember seeing this as a little girl and liking it a lot.
4:59 you know who else LOVES BABIES?
Mick 92 DADDEH DREK
Mick 92
*_COOL CAT!_*
Npc SkullCatcher198 woah
Mick 92
Michael Jackson?
Cool cat loves to boogie woogie
Not gonna lie...this was one of my favorites as a kid and is still a guilty pleasure of mine. Nostalgia, what can I say
When you are kid you used to like a lot of bad things and that's normal. I wasn't a fan of these bad CGI movies when I saw them. I thought most of them are boring or really hilarious for the wrong reasons.
FACT
Everyone of us has a skellington...
Think about it...
Slavesforsale1 HAHA FUNNY JOKE (LAUGH YOU SHEEP) I LOVE MEMES SO MUUCH
Yeah! I keep mine locked up in the cupboard...*He's never allowed to leave!*
Everyone has a dog named Zero.
Everyone is a pumpkin king.
Everyone has once posed as Santa.
Everyone has once been in a movie and some games.
Everyone is dating a ragdoll named Sally.
Everyone is Jack Skellington.
Think about it...
marceline5 I wish I was Jack Skellington
Slavesforsale1 WE DO!!!!!!!!! MY LIFE WAS A *LIE*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:11 has been stuck in my head for days. Help.
quite lol indeed
*_QUITE LOL INDEED XD_*
i feel like this was a poorly conceived attempt at jumping on the whole little rascals/baby's day out/etc. movies that came a handful of years before and feels like it has been composed by scrapped ideas from them.
I feel that was a a late 80's/90's trope thanks to the success of John Hughes movies like Home Alone.
I feel like this was a vain attempt at cashing in on the dying Rugrats franchise.
Christopher Lloyd looks like Lenin.
LiquidZulu this almost killed me 😂😂😂
Liquid Zulu I thought he looked like Anton Lavey but Lenin sounds more accurate...
Or not. I watched it not long ago and I'm still debating whether or not this movie is possessed!
It's the first time I saw Lloyd play Lenin...
...and never expected Lenin to be in a kids movie.
"QUITE LOL INDEED XD"
Haha he said "ison" when it was an upside down explanation point like "i son"
Exclamation not explanation
Haha he said explanation when it was exclamation ex dee
All these babies are now old enough to drink.
You know IHE is broken when the video/editing looks this chaotic and meme like
The fact that Christopher Lloyd was in all three back the future movies and was in a good bit of bad movies boggles my mind
that skeleton at 1:43 actually scared me holy shit
Watching your videos with headphones is deadly
I honestly think you could've explained the PLOT better. I really didn't understand
***** I watched this movie like 3 times and I can assure you there was nothing else he could talk about the plot.
***** I tried man, I really did. But there is *no* plot to explain, things literally just happen. No characters, motivation, or anything. It's just scene after scene of completely obnoxious awfulness.
I Hate Everything
Well have fun with the sequel. Because it has less of a plot than the first one :)
*****
What the fuck?
+I Hate Everything shut up you fake fuck you are not ihe
Omg I've been waiting for this one since I subbed. Yay.
Me too! XD
This is one of your best videos to date. The editing had me on the floor, especially this part: 1:41
Is it bad that I liked this movie when i was a kid?? (I was like 7 years old lol)
6*
Its ok, you didn't know any better.
Ik right? I mean I still love this movie
i dont remember what was my opinion with this movie but i watched it on DisneyXD when i was 9-8 years old,i didnt think it was bad,thats for sure,i didnt have a really critic view at that time.
of course not. that is 7 year old you's opinion
You seriously haven't reviewed Foodfight yet? It makes me wonder if you'll consider that movie worse...both are completely broken lol
Flame8765 I have: th-cam.com/video/uQawtEXwuPg/w-d-xo.html
+I Hate Everything Tentacolino will eventually get review. It's in the bottom 100 on imdb.
+Tornado1994
Oh thank goodness. I've always been bummed that NC wouldn't do it.
Cuckoo Phendula NC will eventually review it. Rob told me last year, they'll eventually get around to it.
Tornado1994
Wow, I'm terribly happy to hear that too. I've always respected Doug and Rob's reasoning for not reviewing it, but I've always had a hunch that they've never even seen it back then. I had hope that they'd reconsider it from watching it once at the very least, haha.
4:42 Legend says The Framemaster either killed himself or became the Joker for being made out as a fool on a popular TH-cam video.
Nostalgia makes me like this movie *_way_* too much.
Nyle_Crocodile same
If this was your childhood, god help you :P
4:31-4:45 Hey cool, I cameoed!
Though I wasn't saying that you didn't have good points, I was just saying that your lack of proper Bionicle term usage kind of detracted from the points you were making, many of which WERE good points. But hey, I'm not mad, just nitpicky.
You're so lucky
The Framemaster I get where you are coming from, obviously as a Bionicle fan, but I review things in a silly way filled with dumb jokes and things, so our movie sensibilities clash a little when it comes to expecting a serious critique! Thanks for being a good sport though.
+I Hate Everything I loved bionicles too
+I Hate Everything Also in that comment comeback of frozen you said arse not ass just saying.
wouldn't you say that the average adult watching that movie would refer to one of them as "the blue one?"
"Who I'll call lady for now"
Lady Burgermizer would be nice
1. Hate everything
2. Make a channel about your hatred for everything
3. ???????
4. Profit!
Drysco Phase 1: Hate everything
Phase 2: ?????
Phase 3: Profit!
***** AKA: Hyperbole.
Yep, because 60,000 subs gets you millions of dollars, he probably earns more then pewdiepie and snoop dog combined
Apparently, some people don't get the joke. This post was not meant to be taken seriously. It's a reference to a South Park joke for Christ's sake.
Zac Foelster And it's "more than," not "more then." Geez, you guys are dumb.
Son of Tiamat (formerly known as tiakpark) I hear the sirens it's, it's... THE GRAMER POLIS
"Nobody is getting drunk and watching Baby Geniuses."
But, that.. that's what *I* did last night.
Ohmigod, what am I doing with my life?!
5:26 got the biggest laugh out of me. I don't even know why, either. Maybe the combo of that... thing.. and your reaction just about made me fall out of my chair from laughing. Still wiping away tears
Quite
LOL
Indeed XD
5:08 *"MR ELECTRIC, SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPLE'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED!!"*
I dont know if it just because I havent slept a lot but That concept art at 6:00 actually looks like It could have been a good movie about some metaphor about how capitalism or consumerism uses shady tactics to manipulate kids for financial gains. Like, that sounds amazing and something that is a big issue in this modern age.
Can you review Yu-Gi-Oh the pyramid of light from 2004. It was such a rad film from when I was a kid. But it's an absolute fuck fest today
If I had a nickel every time Alex said the title of the video, I'd be able to buy the *LEGO Star Wars Ultimate Collector's Series Millennium Falcon™ 75192*
I remember my mother taking my brothers and I see this movie when we were little and it is to this day the only movie we ever walked out of the theater on 😂
... i.. I remember loving this movie.
I think I still like this movie too
.. ): oh no
its okay :( me too
This movie is like barney's big adventure, it may be bad, I may be 23 years old, it may not have had any heart put into it, but no matter how hard I try I simply cannot hate or say anything bad about it. I don't know why.
I loved when I was little, but I have adhd so I didn't really focus on any of the bad stuff. I just loved seeing babies kick ass.
To be honest, the babies in this film probably were more intelligent than everyone else involved.
I was raised on Baby Geniuses. I saw it almost every night.
Now i'm a well mannered, hard working serial killer.
"They had us at the first half,not gonna lie
Do you just want a quiet life
You just brought back a childhood memory I have tried so desperately to erase
I remember seeing this on TV as a kid. I erased it from my mind until now so thank you for bringing this horror back to me. I hate you!