Lucy knows exactly what she's doing. She could make a two hour film of James reading the telephone book out loud (assuming they still make those) and I'd still watch the whole thing.
Lucy on the other hand is awful. James knew what would make interesting content, this was just dull. If she features in a thumbnail I tend to avoid watching the video altogether, especially on Foodtribe.
Maybe we will have to think some up. Tongue in cheek style. How about " Get your hair cut, you old hippy!" Probably not for the first time of hearing. Or reading.
@@AlLiberali because funnily enough, although they're rated as very unreliable, you can't actually get 2nd hand ones for cheap. If at all (on Au..o..Tra..) So you're looking at new....
Sadly Jezza is too busy arguing with local planning departments and digging up Oxfordshire, whilst Hammond is selling his soul to restore a 1973 Hillman Imp for mates rates. Great idea though
plus the fact that it's gonna get sliced up by his sharp tongue anyways so I see why people who have some kind of hate towards him wouldn't bother giving him a rude comment
Isn’t it weird that James was the “dorky one “ at the start of Top Gear and now he is, most definitely, the coolest one! I love the other two but they are not as cool as Captain Slowly.
He went from my least favourite to my most favourite and jeremy took his place as my least favourite. Richard is still my second favourite out of the three of them
My grandmother met James at a pub 20 odd years ago on her Birthday. She says he was very nice and went table to table greeting folks. She turns 100 this year and still tells me the story when I see her. And then she follows that with a Clarkson bash of some sort. I'm sure James will never see this, but he gave a great story to my Grandmother that I will never forget. Thank you James.
I imagine it looking something like a British version of Jerry Seinfeld's Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. If it was a show that existed I would definitely give it a shot.
@@Sophie-and-Ken but they're cookery fans, not petrol heads (or petrol head evolving into EV fans). They don't count (unless they're making you a wonderful 3 course meal.....)
I would love to see James do a sequel series to "Toy Stories" and "Man Lab". Toy Stories brought back lots of great childhood memories and Man Lab was quintessential "man humor". This Yank loved both series to bits.
James, you are too interesting and talented to be rude to. Effortlessly entertaining. I'm not blowing smoke when I say your channel (and the hard work of your team) deserves an award
I sometimes get a pain in my right hand when I hear James May speak. Fortunately, it goes away if I clap my hands to Gloria Estefan's 'Rhythm Is Gonna Get You'.
Question: Is it possible for yourself and the 'other 2' to do a Grand Tour special where each of you has an electric hypercar? I would love to see Jeremy in the Rimac Nevera. I can't believe he could walk away from that car claiming electric cars are lady shavers:'D Cheers
@@Sh4dowgale they always do comparisons between 3 internal combustion cars. How is this any different? I think it would be interesting. What kind of measures do we compare moving forward?
James reading these comments is like watching paint dry…… actually scratch that…… paint dries faster! Jokes aside you are the best May, you make boring topics interesting! Keep it up!!
That cheese comment made me desperately want to see a re-enactment of the cheese moment, except with a prop breakable table and James using the force of a thousand suns, screaming "CHEESE!?!?!" as if his life was in danger.
Every time James May says "Lucy," I just picture him as Van Helsing. About to get into a battle of wits with Dracula. Then I picture Dracula becoming very confused. So much so, that the Sun rises behind him and he turns into a mound of dust. Then, everyone congratulates Prof. May for having done away with the Count; and saving Lucy from being turned into an Undead vampire. 🧛♀
"Lucy, why didn't you find any of the rude, nasty, or controversial comments?" Because there aren't any. There are zero people on Earth who could say anything bad about James May.
I wish I can be rude but I can’t see anything bad with your topnotch vids. 😂 But it will be awesome to see a future video featuring you, Jeremy, and Richard cooking something. 👍
It warms my ancient heart to see a man openly point out grammatical errors. I hope I've made a mistake in this sentence and that James is judging it harshly.
Here's a mean one: The problem with electric cars is that those who buy them tend to de-evolve their driving skills to the point where even James May appears crazy on the road. Having a fast electric car with a de-evolving driver results in a slow electric car.
I'm a day late but when my family moved to the UK in 2007 the first television show we All decided was "Must See TV" was Top Gear and James quickly became my favorite. 15 years later and back in the States, he's still my favorite TV Presenter. When I finally grow up (I'm 56 this year) I want to cool as James.
There were a couple of great show ideas mentioned in those comments. The one suggesting a show where James May debates with himself is fantastic. I mean, the man made watching the re-assembling of things in a workshop really interesting.
@@888johnmac I often put on things to listen to when trying to sleep, I can't believe I've never thought of putting Reassembler on to listen to. Well, I know what I'm listening to tonight.
James May reminds me more and more of my grandad every year. And I mean this in the best way. My grandad was the most intelligent, interesting and gentle soul I've ever known.
The best thing to see your reaction on your fans... Really it is thrilling, lively and very interesting. It is something very dear for us... And it makes an interesting thoughts for everyone.
Poor Lucy. That's a tough task. Everything the Trio touches turns to gold. I don't even feel click baited. James read comments. Delivered as promised. I loved Top Gear, and I loved the Grand Tour, and I shall continue to love everything these three amazing presenters do. Thank you James May, Richard Hammond, and most of all Jeremy Clarkson!
I love how James is getting in a “bad mood” about people being nice to him lol
This... 🤣👌
It probably makes him cringe lol
He's just not used to it, spending so much time around a hamster and a gorilla.
@@swj719 a hamster and an ape
James was looking for someone to lay heat on haha
Still love that James has low-key become the most "modern cool" of the original TG trio...
He's always been the coolest. Never cared what anyone thought. If it made him happy, he went for it.
I hope he doesn't try to read your name
He is the coolest. Because he doesn't have to try. If I ever get back to the UK, I will have to visit the pub.
@@Kevin1999 Hahaha... Fair.
It all started with a white Lotus Esprit in Patagonia.
Contrary to James' belief, Lucy knows that having James just be there itself is content
EXACTLY
Lucy knows exactly what she's doing. She could make a two hour film of James reading the telephone book out loud (assuming they still make those) and I'd still watch the whole thing.
@@TheKnobCalledTone. You don't need to be a marketing genius to know that James May in front of a camera on any random subject is gold.
@@theothertonydutch FACTS
Most comments on Lucy Brown on the other hand are mean. From hand gestures to food preferences to looks. I've seen it all
Pretty much everyone loves James. He's gonna have a hard time finding a rude comment.
Lucy on the other hand is awful. James knew what would make interesting content, this was just dull. If she features in a thumbnail I tend to avoid watching the video altogether, especially on Foodtribe.
Maybe we will have to think some up. Tongue in cheek style. How about " Get your hair cut, you old hippy!"
Probably not for the first time of hearing. Or reading.
It's youtube his team will find a few
Unless Clarkson posts.
I will put one here, just for the sake of it.
"James, you blithering idiot!"
James sorting his Skittles by colour is one of the most James things ever.
I’d quote verbatim one of James’s OCD moments from TG or GT, but there are too many to remember
its all an act
@@brain8484 If you don’t like James, that’s fine, but why do you write so many comments about it?
JAMES!
What?
STOP FILING!
would be funny if he gave them names, aswell.? x)
I want to see Richard James and Jeremy do “The News” on here like the old Top Gear days
would love that!
fr I want to know about new Dacia models
A Conversation Street podcast would awesome
@@AlLiberali because funnily enough, although they're rated as very unreliable, you can't actually get 2nd hand ones for cheap. If at all (on Au..o..Tra..) So you're looking at new....
Sadly Jezza is too busy arguing with local planning departments and digging up Oxfordshire, whilst Hammond is selling his soul to restore a 1973 Hillman Imp for mates rates. Great idea though
I could never post a 'rude' comment about James. He's like the funny, sarcastic, rich, car-loving Uncle that I never had....
I can and have but I'm not feeling it today 😃
plus the fact that it's gonna get sliced up by his sharp tongue anyways so I see why people who have some kind of hate towards him wouldn't bother giving him a rude comment
How dare you
I would definitely watch James May interviewing celebrities over a pint.
Aye
Would be cool. But something on the lines of a conversation/discussion would be even nicer, since it's a pub.
Aye
Could be a new series 👍🏽🙂😂
I don't care about celebrities, I would rather prefer him talking about random topics with a pint.
Isn’t it weird that James was the “dorky one “ at the start of Top Gear and now he is, most definitely, the coolest one! I love the other two but they are not as cool as Captain Slowly.
I always thought he was the coolest one of the lot
He went all the way to "sub zero" on the cool wall
That's Mr. Slowly to you. Captain Slow is his day time name.
it took him a while longer to grow and become as cool as he is. "Captain Slow" remember?
He went from my least favourite to my most favourite and jeremy took his place as my least favourite. Richard is still my second favourite out of the three of them
I love that James specifically asked for rude comments and he’s such a national treasure no one has any, what a bloke ❤️
I know right? Next episode: James being grumpy because... STILL NO BLOOMIN' INSULTS!!!
Well... just being grumpy!.... 😅😂🤣
James should react to more comments like this.
I'll be disappointed if he didn't
Or this
You’d need to say something more interesting…
We’re going to have to wait a year for that reaction. Most of the comments were a year old or so.
Yes
As far as English slang goes, watching James aging was us basically seeing a "proper bloke" turn into a "top geezer".
Thats why he bought The Royal Oak. The only wood he can get anymore.
My grandmother met James at a pub 20 odd years ago on her Birthday. She says he was very nice and went table to table greeting folks. She turns 100 this year and still tells me the story when I see her. And then she follows that with a Clarkson bash of some sort.
I'm sure James will never see this, but he gave a great story to my Grandmother that I will never forget. Thank you James.
On todays things that NEVER happened
"incorrect apostrophe" I couldn't love that man more now.
Ohhhh.... What if he picked on "would of" "could of" "should of"??
It was also missing an “e”
@@allysmith2284 Actually, it's an entirely different word. Altogether. But it's not important right now. 😎
I knew he would call that out is soon as I saw it😂
@@jeshkam It is. No! It Is.
It Is Important...!
IT'S IMPORTANT!!! 😭😭😭😡😡👺👿💥
His personality instantly calms me down. Just a very relaxing person to watch
Most people reading compliments: *cries*
James May reading compliments: “Where are the insults?”
I thoroughly disagree with the person who said James looks like Brian May. He is clearly turning into Billy Connolly.
This is the country where you live...and this is a wee cloud...
He's morphing into Damon Hill
YES!! Just as talented but funnier!! Well spotted!
Thank F I scrolled through before I said the same thing!
id say adrian smith
I'd love to see James serving celebrities their favorite drinks. Could be wholesome or amusing.
I agree
Or serving what he guess thats their favorite drinks
I imagine it looking something like a British version of Jerry Seinfeld's Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. If it was a show that existed I would definitely give it a shot.
@@121MARKsman that works so well, taking celebrities to pubs and ordering
That would sort of invite somekind of competition where we know Gordon Ramsay will turn up for a sort of rematch.
The "I'm not familiar with the Opel Astra Lolll..." line had me in stitches 🤣
The way he said it I'm still not sure he wasn't serious!
When it's a Vauxhall it has some extra ls Vauxhall Opel Astra lOl
I almost chocked because of this.
I miss hearing James scream "CLARKSON" in some Jungle or Mongolian step .
oh he still does it...it's just on Amazon now.
@@jodyknight I tried to get into it but it's not the same, feels like it's appealing to a different audience
@@MoonThuli Yeah, the American audience I think...
@@MoonThuli The first season is IMO the worst of the Grand Tour, with some exceptions. I think the last proper season was exceptional.
I can understand not wanting to upset Clarkson 😳 🤛, but James is a gentleman 👍🏾
Upsetting Hammond would be amusing. Like one of those toy breed of dogs getting riled up.
Clarkson said after his sacking from the BBC that he's only hit 2 people in his life. One was the Top Gear producer. The other was Piers Morgan.
James, the world loves you dude!!! No one can have anything bad to say. Only for fun perhaps! 👋🏻😊
When will James realize there are no rude comments being made about him?
nope - they don’t exist!
Most of the comments were from last year. Keep looking, you will find the negative comments. Just watch the last food tribe video.
@@Sophie-and-Ken but they're cookery fans, not petrol heads (or petrol head evolving into EV fans). They don't count (unless they're making you a wonderful 3 course meal.....)
Realise *
Hey James, just want to say I received your gin in the U.S. last month and I've been throroughly enjoying it. Thanks so much!
I can’t wait for the next grand tour!
In the meantime, new episodes Futurama will be available on Hulu! 😮😃
Next episode will be out in one year. Another one a year after that.
I would love to see James do a sequel series to "Toy Stories" and "Man Lab". Toy Stories brought back lots of great childhood memories and Man Lab was quintessential "man humor". This Yank loved both series to bits.
Still waiting for James to open up a video with "Welcome to Bottom Gear lads."
Wouldn't that be a video about...
Speedos.
...or enemas?
Revving up a fat one mates
2:41 Nobody is interested in other celebrities, James May is the celebrity.
Me: casually eating lunch, watching YT.
James frickin May: "Cam D says..."
Me: *chokes*
Gz on making it into the video! :D
Literally sitting here thinking about something rude to say to fuel the next video but can't think of anything. James May is just that likable.
I could watch James do anything and I'd be entertained.
ok
James, Jeremy and Richard are living legends.
I'm hoping there will be another cookery show. James does much well, and even when he doesn't, he makes it entertaining.
I second that whole-hearthedly!
I absolutely could listen to James talking about anything all day, he's such an all round nice guy x
By far one of the greatest show online and anywhere.. Very Entertaining and addictive.
James May could do just about anything, and I would find it entertaining.
Actually I’m happy for this deviation from the worn out ‘person reads negative comments about themselves’ format.
Thank you for making an appearance James. Something I wish you would do more of. - cheers
"Do you think he was just looking for an opportunity to use the word cheese?" He's onto us lads.
Could’ve said the same thing when he compared Sainsbury’s to Ferrari
James, you are too interesting and talented to be rude to. Effortlessly entertaining. I'm not blowing smoke when I say your channel (and the hard work of your team) deserves an award
1:37 sir may single handedly roasted my car to charcoal 😭
James May is the only revival of Cool-Britannia that will ever be necessary again
Love hearing from you James.
The things is, there's NOTHING bad to talk about James May, he's such a delightful bloke!
Looking forward to seeing how utterly soul destroying the internet truly can be in the next episode!
"Swivel on that one." One off hand comment and I'm dying over here!
I don't envy Lucy having to find bad comments about James. I imagine it will be quite difficult.
2:03 trying to swipe on a laptop.. Captain Doddery.
I sometimes get a pain in my right hand when I hear James May speak. Fortunately, it goes away if I clap my hands to Gloria Estefan's 'Rhythm Is Gonna Get You'.
I honnestly can't think of any rude comments or hard criticism I could make about James May, or the food/drivetribe crew at that. Top teir content 👌
A James May pub Quiz would be amazing 😃
True wit cannot disguise itself. And that is why we watch James May.
Question:
Is it possible for yourself and the 'other 2' to do a Grand Tour special where each of you has an electric hypercar?
I would love to see Jeremy in the Rimac Nevera. I can't believe he could walk away from that car claiming electric cars are lady shavers:'D
Cheers
3 all electric cars would be quite boring though
@@fl04 No, it would be quite entertaining.
more likley to be a repeat of the 'hybrids' the did in tgt season 1 ep 1, bu jc would be in a petrol / diesel hypercar. and james n rich in the ev.
It's been done mate, 3 years ago
@@Sh4dowgale they always do comparisons between 3 internal combustion cars. How is this any different?
I think it would be interesting. What kind of measures do we compare moving forward?
Because everyone loves James if we’re here we like you
Need more Food Tribe stuff. Love it.
The thumbnail is probably the best one drivetribe ever put on a video.
That smile✨
James reading these comments is like watching paint dry…… actually scratch that…… paint dries faster!
Jokes aside you are the best May, you make boring topics interesting! Keep it up!!
What's the difference between a pigeon and James May? The former can make a deposit on a Bugatti Veyron.
We want Clarkson and May reacting to mean comments
I cant believe my comment made it into the video, stinks how my account was deleted.
Legend tho james I like your food reviews also do more of them!
James the type of guy to match his hair colour to the laptop's colour
That cheese comment made me desperately want to see a re-enactment of the cheese moment, except with a prop breakable table and James using the force of a thousand suns, screaming "CHEESE!?!?!" as if his life was in danger.
Every time James May says "Lucy," I just picture him as Van Helsing. About to get into a battle of wits with Dracula. Then I picture Dracula becoming very confused. So much so, that the Sun rises behind him and he turns into a mound of dust. Then, everyone congratulates Prof. May for having done away with the Count; and saving Lucy from being turned into an Undead vampire. 🧛♀
"Lucy, why didn't you find any of the rude, nasty, or controversial comments?" Because there aren't any. There are zero people on Earth who could say anything bad about James May.
There might the odd psychopath out there that could make a disparaging remark about May.
The problem looking for negative comments is the other 2 are designed to be disliked and you're the curve ball, to which people like.
I wish I can be rude but I can’t see anything bad with your topnotch vids. 😂 But it will be awesome to see a future video featuring you, Jeremy, and Richard cooking something. 👍
It warms my ancient heart to see a man openly point out grammatical errors. I hope I've made a mistake in this sentence and that James is judging it harshly.
Your write their!
Here's a mean one: The problem with electric cars is that those who buy them tend to de-evolve their driving skills to the point where even James May appears crazy on the road. Having a fast electric car with a de-evolving driver results in a slow electric car.
"Sorry, i'm just having a scittle"
Brilliant
He doesnt understand we love him. That is adorable.
Dr. May
Its not Lucy's fault. You are a gem without hatred😊
Only James May could be that annoyed over a string of compliments.
I'm a day late but when my family moved to the UK in 2007 the first television show we All decided was "Must See TV" was Top Gear and James quickly became my favorite. 15 years later and back in the States, he's still my favorite TV Presenter. When I finally grow up (I'm 56 this year) I want to cool as James.
"But we do look at the comments [...] So, I haven't seen any of these"
Very unrelated, James has great hair.
James grading high school english papers is the real show we have all been waiting for.
There were a couple of great show ideas mentioned in those comments. The one suggesting a show where James May debates with himself is fantastic. I mean, the man made watching the re-assembling of things in a workshop really interesting.
lol , i have the Reassembler series saved as a play .. it's such a calming program it's perfect for when i cant sleep
@@888johnmac I often put on things to listen to when trying to sleep, I can't believe I've never thought of putting Reassembler on to listen to. Well, I know what I'm listening to tonight.
This is ALL we ever wanted. Thank you DT/FT
LUCY BROWN. Hmm, have Lucy and Charlie Brown finally made it to the altar!
James May reminds me more and more of my grandad every year. And I mean this in the best way. My grandad was the most intelligent, interesting and gentle soul I've ever known.
The best thing to see your reaction on your fans... Really it is thrilling, lively and very interesting. It is something very dear for us... And it makes an interesting thoughts for everyone.
James, you really come off more real than most people out there these days. #Respect
James may be the best “TH-camr “ to find time to respond to viewer’s comments and interested in those bad ones.
James may when he starts roasting people 😂
Poor Lucy. That's a tough task. Everything the Trio touches turns to gold. I don't even feel click baited. James read comments. Delivered as promised. I loved Top Gear, and I loved the Grand Tour, and I shall continue to love everything these three amazing presenters do. Thank you James May, Richard Hammond, and most of all Jeremy Clarkson!
his hair is so luxurious. also his skittles organisation is so satisfying
I hope this becomes a new Drivetribe mini series
Theres no way to be rude with James. He´s such a gentleman!
I once made a comment about James, referencing Jeremy's "brown beer, brown furniture..." quote, and received delicious a response from him.
James the phrase "Be careful what you ask for" springs to mind ... :-)
Nice comments are just fine James May, it gives us hope in humanity.
"I'm used to people being horrible about me." Wow, that actually made me sad.
Love the new look James, like a cross between Billy Connolly and Rolf Harris.
We can't say anything rude to James May because he looks like a nice person and he's authentic.
It’s hard to find rude comments because we appreciate and admire you
James May has a great barnet or davey crocket. We love this intelligent man.
James May, the type of person who complains when people compliment him. No wonder he hangs out with Clarkson and Hammond.
Yeah, yeah, James. It must be *so* trying to be so beloved.
Why would anyone want to say something rude to Captain Slow? I quite enjoyed him reacting to those comments. More of that please....