"Peanut: Taste of China" | Controlled Chaos | JEFF DUNHAM
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 พ.ย. 2015
- Peanut tells us of the "interesting" time he had, placing a phone order for takeout, in this clip from my 2011 special "Controlled Chaos."
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"First of all do you know how racist that is?"
*nods* "That is why it is so fuckin funny"
LOL!
Hahaha
niCe
XD
lol!!! XD
" that why it so fucking funny."
I laughed so hard, I cracked me stick
Sí, señor. XD
On a Steek
Wolf Warrior Hi josé jalapeño
Now you wolf warrior on ze floor
Ins4n3 Gaming that killed me because I was laughing to hard
“Do you realize how racist that is?”
“I know! That’s why it’s so f**king funny!”
Think about this...only a puppet can get away with that!! XD
Especially a puppet like Peanut😂
I'm dead
walter
South Park as well
And the Ventriloquist
I'm originally from China and I'm NOT offended. Funny as heck!!
Of course Chinese and Mexicans don't get offended by stuff like that but if you're white or African-American hold on.
Yeah.
@@jaleman1841 lmaoo you blew it
oh good please make the vaccines
You mean funny as fork.
"What was the name of the restaurant?"
"Oh. Taste of China."
"Could you repeat that?"
"Nu f*ck, just like a fish."
OH YOU LIKA TU PLAEC A ORDA TAST UF CHENA SODBFKSKD SOAMD
@@hollyleonard4037 "did you get it? Nu f*ck taste of fish"
"THEY GOT IT! First of all do you know how racist that is?"
Ha
@@lolabunumoved9260@2:26 * nods head slowly * ... " that's why is so f**king funny "
as a chinese, i'm laughing way too hard.
That’s because your not offended yet
That's why it's a so f*****g funny
Wolvenworks lol hard not to laugh really. Till we learn to laugh at ourselves, we don't really know humor has a world wide value
@@70stunes71 Wut
TrollsandBFDIFanatic 2004 that’ll take forever. When was the last time you heard of an Asian offended by Asian jokes?
"And I need chopsticks."
Reply, "Oh no f..k?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff Dunham will go down in history as one of the greatest ever!
Peanut, Walter and Achmed are my favourites!!!
Andreas Olsen same but I would add the guy who is a stick
Ibad VoRtExX Josè Jalapeno on a stiiiiiiiick
Andreas Olsen what about jose jalapeño on a stick
Chris Doherty l
Andreas Olsen I agree.
My list is
1.Peanut
2.Achmed
3.Walter
4.Bubba J
5.Little Ugly Jeff.
Peanut is the best one from all of the others. Like if you agree. Also comment on who's your favorite. Mine is Peanut.
The Rock mine are Walter peanut Jose and achmed n lil ugly ass Jeff. lol :)
The Rock I like either Walter or Peanut, too hard to pick
my favorite is ACHMED ALLAH UHAKBAR
The Rock Achmed. Seeing him for the first time shocked me so much and made me laugh harder than anything in forever!!
The Rock my favorite is Peanut too.
JEFF: You know, we have folks of Asian descent here this evening.
PEANUT: (Asian voice) Oh, so sorry.
JEFF: (screaming) WILL YOU STOP IT!!!
When Peanut said that, I couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard.
Oh you watched the video too
That part killed me
Which video is that
I laughed so hard I crack my stick
In case you're wondering, he said:
No fok, no fok, no fok with tastavagina like fish?
Could you _REPEAT THAT?!_
@@nitroforce87 no fok with tastavagina like fish?!
Did you get iiiiiiiit?
@@kaitlincurry7475 taste of china sounds like tasteavagina
😂🤣🥶💀
I never knew 'fork' was censorable.
Ah I saw what you did there. Good one.
could you REPEAT THAT!
@@alessia6502 wooooosh
They did this to not only make it funny, but racist
@@lauriewood71 SSDHFHdHfjggsdhhshdshdghjshjdhgfafihedhf
" that's why is so fucken funny" 😂😂😂😂😂😂💜
Jeff is so good at what he does, I sometimes forget they're puppets!
You mean you forget it's all Jeff's voice. That's the mark of a good ventriloquist. You'd have to be a complete imbecile to forget they're dummies.
"Did you get that?!?"
"No f***, tasted like fi-"
"They got it!"
anyone else sees Jeff's eyes go Big at 1:41?
XD
+Jack Attack and when Peanut knows he's Screwed at 2:17
+Jack Attack First of all do u know how Racist that is
*nods his head*
That is why it is so fuckin funny
xD
+Jack Attack Also when Peanut saying funny shit during the Christmas story jeff was reading.
XD
ya Lol
if only peanut was real
Who says he isnt
I mean the puppet is real…
true
I forget those are puppets sometimes.
Lol me too
Peanut...I’d babysit. 😂. He is so adorable. I just can’t stand not to think of him being human.
Why is peanut so funny
I nearly choked on my gum by laughing to hard
No fork, the taste of a china like fish; no fuck, taste of vagina like fish.
😂😂😂👌👌👌
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Ohh.. Now I know what he said!! :l
Zachary Lynch really? is that funny?
first of all do you know how racist that this?
why the fuck is it cencored it kills the joke
+Xander Brood I don't know A LOT (or all) of his videos are NOT cecored.
+Xander Brood I'd beg to differ. XD
He censors it to make it family friendly
I guess to reduce controversies.
I know what the fuck it ruins it
I find it funny how when he first said "fork", they didn't bleep it out but every other time, they did. haha Peanut and Achmend are my favorites.
I love all your characters but peanut is my favorite!❤️❤️❤️
Excuse me, but do these guys get together in the morning and decided who speak english the worst
LOL so funny :) :) :)
Ikr
I mean he isn't wrong tho😂😂😂😂
I swear telemarketers do the same f@*kin' thing.
" ok Jen today your day to take the phone order "
Pacific Rin that was hilarious.
Awwwwwwwww you censored the best part
Yue Han Wong I was lmfao, man it was funny as hell. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What was the thing they bleeped out
Samuripuppy it was fork but it sounded like f***
Cencoring ruins everything
Taste da vag1na like fish? lmao
Oh my god this is hysterical!!!!! Hahahahaha LMFAO 😅😂🤣.....can you repeat that!!!! I looooooove Jeff Dunham sooooooooooooo much!!!!
Keep up the good work Jeff at this rate u might actually kill someone by them dying of laughter 😹😹😹😹
NO **** NO **** A TASTE OF A **** LIKE FISH?
Johnathan Powers what’s the beeped word??
CAN YOU REPEAT THAT?! XD
No **** taste a ****** like fish
Cock
language
Could you repeat thaaaaatt
😂😂😂
No fu*k
Peanut: Did you get it no f*ck taste like va**ina like
Jeff: They got it
@@retiredmatthewshort1635 First of all, do you know how racist that is?
(Shakes my head yes)
Peanut is most definitely one of my favorite characters. His jokes are so hilarious
when he was pretending to talk on a phone i cracked up AND I THINK I BROKE MY STICK
Turn on subtitles, you won't be let down
PM For PandaMan 😂😂😂😂
Oh my God, those "subtitles" are funnier than the forking act. Do you det it.
I was let down.
national is the salsa honey
Thanks
peanut is the best i choked on my chips while watching this and i almost peed myself from laughing to hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jeff you and Peanut are amazing you two can always lift my spirits
SEE THAT, GUYS? IN SOME CASES, RACISM CAN BE TAKEN AS A FUCKING JOKE AND NOT BE TARGETED TOWARDS ANYONE SO STOP BEING A FUCKING SNOWFLAKE AND TAKE A DAMN JOKE FOR ONCE!!!
Thank you I've been wanting to hear jokes like these.
Amen.
I remembered my love for this skit at "No f**k?"
Those snowflakes can't help it , they're born from test tubes, (test tube babies),
Absolutely Katy that is true comedian know what they are going
Who remembers when Peanut was looking for Jeff's hand and found it up his ass. I forgot which special it was.
Now you say that I feel like I should look that up too,have you found it now though?
It's in Controlled Chaos
It’s this 1 and if it helps it’s on Netflix
It is actually during this bit here,it is just a a little bit after this taste of China bit, where he discovered Jeff's hand up his ass but it was up here a long time ago just with this bit too but if only the uploader uploaded the whole thing hahahahaha
peanut:chopsticks no fuk
me:XD
Jeff: First of all, do you know how racist that is?
Peanut: (nods)
That’s-a why it’s so fuckin’ funny.
1:23 - You Forgot To Censor That
He said fork not f**k
MrSanfrinsisco he said fowk
Lmao
IKR 😂
MrSanfrinsisco 🤣😂
I need peanut to be a real person ASAP 😂
Peanut is the best I love him I can't get enough of him what an amazing adorable puppet❤💘
Had to pause midway to write this comment. Because holy moly I was out of breath laughing my ass off at the accent.
OMG, that joke never gets old. Lol!!
Peanut: Can I have some Chop Sticks?
Phone person" No F No F No F No F YOU WANT IT SOME FISH AHHHH
Jeff: "
what was the name of the food place??"
Peanut: "Oh, Taste Of China"
I’m Chinese and I literally laughed out loud. Coz it was from a puppet and it’s a comedy. However if it’s in a serious political show, I probably would be offended by now👌
Offended? Must have been born in North America
Pussy
I'm sure he is sorry
Don't be offended this is just a Comedic puppet show
As Walter puts it: "If you say it, it's a lawsuit. But if I say it, it's comedy"
I’ve watched This so many times and the whole time Peanut cracked me up so hard my eyes were wet .
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its really funny who watching this 2019
Nope.....not me.....in the comments....
I'm rewatching this in 2020
nothing is open so what the hell Jeff Dunham is funny as hell
Oml the subtitles at 2:28 "National is the salsa honey" when its suppose to be "thats why its so fucking funny" jajaja dead xD
I love when Peanut laughs so hard, he leans against Jeff. Then Jeff pushes him away!
And Peanut's sideways nod, ("Get him"; when I was a kid, it was a way to say "dumbass" without being smacked by the nearest Adult!)
Brilliant Jeff!!!
Thanks for all the belly laugh's!!!
PEANUT:Okay i need two gonta CHICKEN.
CHINESE MAN:ouuuu u right gonta chicken rinta kitna pinta ratata paa.
Rubss Raji 😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Godzilla King of Monsters yeah everytime I laugh after seeing that part🤣.
and something with salmon
you like fish in taste of a china-ah
😂
@@cookiegacha2733 uh yeah and I need chopsticks
Ah no f*ck
Get rid of stupid beeps,it ruins the joke completely. This is youtube,not prime time channel for children.
+Val Solncev He still wants to keep it family friendly, dude.
+TehSturMahn yet his show is uncensored on netflix.
because a lot more little kids are on youtube rather than netflix, bro
TehSturMahn Maby so but i don't think it is censored on tv either why bother censoring it here? I couldn't understand what peanut said uncensored anyway since he speaks in that accent i have watched it a few times and still don't get it i don't think kids are gonna get it either.
TehSturMahn Also if they are on youtube they are bound to find a swear Word either way
Peanut: yeah and I need chopsticks
Guy :no fok
The duality of the man:
-The beeps ruin the joke
-The beeps in that syncronization and frequency make the joke even more fucken funny!
The way Jeff controls Peanut is so funny and awesome from Peanut laughing hysterically to his little nod makes him seem real Jeff is is an amazing ventriloquist
"Do you know how racist that is?"
"Yes."
This is easily the funniest Peanut clip ever!
Jeff is soooo talented it's hard to believe that his puppets aren't real. My absolute favourite is Peanut. Love it!!!!!
Whenever I'm having a bad day I go into ü tube and watch Jeff and Peanut and as many times as I've watched it I still get a good laugh.
i'd completely cracked up on 1:38 that i laughed my a** off until i cried.
Thanks Jeff, when ever I need a good laugh, I just turn on your channel.
I love peanut he is so funny I love him so much
LMFAO I actually have tears!! This is the best video of all time lmao okay one of the BEST ALL your videos are AMAZING!! Holy crap the one thing on my BUCKET LIST is seeing you live omg amazing!!!!!
This was funny 😂 as heck ..... Laughed my butt off .... Love 💕 all the characters ... But Peanut and Walter are the best
Peanut is my favorite because he has the most dirty jokes out of all of Jeff’s guys.
You and my dad have something in common, you're both divorced. My dad owns this special along with Spark of Insanity, and we would always watch them on custody weekends. You are one of my favorite comedians, and I enjoy your specials very much. Keep making great entertainment and I hope you have a happy life.
Not only is he so brilliant we forget its all Jeff, but the way he makes the voices actually come OUT from them - u know what I mean - transferring his voice that far from himself - oh stuff it lol cant explain! 😂 - it just makes them even more alive 🤩👏🏼😂
It's funny how Peanut twitches his head LMFAAAAAARIGHTOOOOOOFFFFFF
Omg! He lifted up his hand each time he talked!
Peanut is a funny puppet and my favorite too.
Peanut is very hilarious! I like him so much and laugh so hard when I watch this... L. O. L🤣😂
I REALLY LOVE THIS ONE WITH JEFF DUNHAM AND PEANUT. I give it a 100% funny 🇺🇸🌹
Omg I live down the street from a restaurant called taste of China! My family and I call it taste of gina
But Gina actually tastes good, although I would say it's about as greasy.
Kira C lmao hahahahahaha thats hilarious too
The end part of the fish I laughed sooo hard I fell out the bed.
When I saw Jeff do this live, it took me five times for Peanut to repeat the joke for me to finally get it. And when I got it, I was laughing my ass off!
When i first watched this, I was on the floor crying that’s how funny this is
My ribs are hurting from laughing
HOW DO YOU ONLY HAVE 1M SUBS?! You deserve WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more!
thas why it's a so foccin funny
In all of your specials, you do fabulous and you have always been one of my favorite comedian vents. The fact you have been, and perhaps still are, the favorite comedian in a part of the world SJWs pretend you are offensive to just proves that to me.
I like how Peanut, despite running at 200 miles an hour, is the most grounded in reality of all the characters.
I love auto generated captions, just to see what comes on the screen is just hilarious !
(0:16) He raises a valid point/question, one I’ve often asked/wondered myself.
Jeff dunham YOU ARE THE BEST I LOVED BESIDE HIMSELF IT KILLED ME when u said "ew poop" I love ur shows tell peanut I said hi please!
Ya gotta LOVE Peanut! So sweet!
Jeff-fa-fa is just off-fa-fa the charts
Peanuts my favorite, I lmao,Good job Jeff
this is the most funniest puppet ever.
i love the "Taste Of China" bid.
funny as hell.
that's why its so fucking funny.
I remember seeing Jeff Dunham do this bit live in Oakland before this aired. He brought Guitar Guy out during it and he was playing music during the whole thing. It was hilarious.
omg that last part was funny but still this video was very good
I'm glad Peanut exists. He can say all the stuff no one else can say, and they can't get mad at him because he's a puppet.
I have been listening to this sketch on both TH-cam and Pandora for about a year, maybe a year and a half, and I JUST GOT THAT JOKE TODAY! Historic day for the innocent minded.
Jeff you are amazing!! I was laughing so hard : )
“COULD YOU REPEAT THATTT????!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
peanut is my favourite he is hilarious love this one about the Chinese food. Keep it up jeff. 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🎵🎵🎵
Jeff Dunham makes me laugh until cry...every time !!! Know matter which puppet he is using...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✌✌✌✌
"Taste of Chinahhh..." LOL
love this one I get tears coming out every time I listen to this one lmfao
+Janet W I think I watched the show tons of times, but I always laugh as the first time! Jeff is unbeatable!
OMG my heart almost stopped from me laughing so HARD!
I laughed so hard
. I just caught my breath and you started all over again
Thanks for making my day