"Peanut is BATNUT" | Minding the Monsters | JEFF DUNHAM
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ต.ค. 2015
- In this clip from my 2012 special "Minding the Monsters," Peanut reveals his plans to fight evil… or make fun of it, as The Dark Nut! Enjoy!
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"You're Batnut's butler. The Nutler!" Gets me every time.
Midas
I love your videos
Hey at least it's better than the choker.
Same here
He already has a butler name.
Dunhaaaaam!
For a guy who's been doing this for more than four decades, Jeff has mastered the art and science of ventriloquism.
"Face my honey-roasted Justice!"
Laura B peanut’s laugh is cute like a baby’s laugh
Lol shit was funny
As a person hew is allergic to peanuts that line was truly terrifying
🤣🤣🤣
While I was in school I said that in the middle of class one of the girls heard me and put her hand on her mouth to keep herself from laughing too hard.
Who knew BatNut could roast Jeff like that. Lol
That's EXACTLY what I meant! XD
Well, he does serve up honey roasted justice lol
"You just stand there and try to look like you're doing something besides just standing there!!" Lolol
seeking awareness the funny thing is he's roasting himself in public.
@@richarddeen8214 ...and being ironic at the same time!
Jeff: Why is Batman's voice like that, anyway?
Peanut: I don't know, suit's too tight?
Two words: pineapple baboon
I found Batman’s weakness.
His balls. (1 slingshot to his testicles & he's down)
"The suit's a little tight, Alfred. It's kinda scrunching up the Dynamic Duo!"
@@mslmob12 XD
@@ImFromIowa A swift kick to the same area works too!!!🤣🤣
Peanut: You even have a butler name!
Jeff: What?
Peanut: DUN HAMMM!
Ding ding Jeff fafa!
@@ndisfoshiz .COM
Oh dun ham bring me my tea. It's time to butter the scones
Nutler
"I WANT MY SCONES!!!"
Seeing peanut ride in his own batnut-mobile remote controlled is just amazing. Jeff oughta do that more often.
Peanut has 3 things in common with The Joker:
- Red Mouth
- Green Hair
- Bat shit crazy
Wow 1000 likes, thx folks
Benjaomni that's perfect
Benjaomni__ and also because he’s purple and the joker only wears purple suit
He also acts goofy
Heh. Bat... shit crazy. Heheh.
Ikr
I’ve watched these videos millions of times and I’ve never been bored 😂
Jeff: Will you stop-
Batnut: Me before I oil myself up and go clubbing!
BEST. LINE. EVER.
Haha xD
i dont get it
Laura Wright
Jessica Ohlhauser ???
Ence ence ooh ooh (however u spell it)
Lol
“I’m standing here next to a poor excuse of Batman”
“And I’m standing here next to a poor excuse for a white man”
I died 😂😂😂😂
Right after, Peanut takes a bow.
1:01-1:11 "Batman has the Batarang; I have the Nutarang! It does exactly what you think it does! But when it comes back, I don't wanna catch it." I have got to say, that sound unique! 👌✨👍😌😍❤
Peanut is so freaking cute in his Batnut costume 🥰
"Don't get testicle!" I just died!😂
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGG.
Dj H3 art 0f music
AshGaminCentral yea. LOL
AshGaminCentral Lit.
Rest In Peace
"Batman has the Batarang, I have the Nutarang!"
"The Nutarang?"
"Yes! It does exactly what you think it does! And when it comes back, I don't wanna catch it!"
The nutrang its a boy private
I got kicked right in the dynamic duo >=
Peanut: And I have two of them! I call them the Dynamic Duo! And I keep them near the Batpole!
Jeff: Are you done?
Peanut: Yes! NO MORE DOUBLE ENTANGRAS!
Jeff: Thank you.
Peanut: Until the next one!
Jeff: Peanut!
Peanut: Don't get "testicle"!
Jeff: OH, COME ON!
Ace B Was
Jeff is dirty clean.
I keep forgetting that the puppets aren’t real every time I watch one of his videos I love Jeff Dunham so much.
It's so crazy that it's just one person. It makes it crazier when he insults themself with a puppet
Sometimes I forget his puppets aren’t real! 😂
I mean, his acting is so good, it's like they are. That's part of why he's my favorite comedian.
Me too
Ikr!? He’s that good😄
Accurate, he is really good
Me too
I am your fa-father Jefa-fa.... Buwhahahahaa....
Use the fa-force Jefa-fa.
No, *I* am your fa-father
Search your feelings, Jeff fa fa!
I keep forgetting that his puppets are puppets 😂
Bang Tan me too
I know, right? He is so good you actually believe they are real.
Me too
chiminie me too
Me too
"the dynamic duo" this guy is awesome!!!
After this performance of Batnut, I love him from now on.
Jeff: I...
Batnut: Put honey in certain places so my dog can lick it
Savage 😂😂😂
That gets me every time lol
Peanut is so funny 🤣
Three years later and it's still funny. Good Job Jeff.
Love Jeff Dunham we need more laughter in the world.
Jeff: sounds like I am standing close to a poor excuse for a batman.
Batnut: and I am standing close to a poor excuse for a white man.
+Creepypasta56, Gameking That was a sick burn.
tg inducing
+super ruper ikr! lol 4evah!
love this joke
Creepypasta56, Gameking Ultimate Savagery
"No you' "DON'T!
"that's- RIDICULOUS!"
Jeff: Are you finished?
Peanut: Yes, no more double entendres.
Jeff: Thank you.
Peanut: Until the next one!
Jeff: Peanut!
Peanut: Don't get testicle!
XD I died.
Peanut: ‘I have something that BatMan doesn’t have.’ “W h a t” Me:’Humor.’
"And when it comes back! I don't wanna catch it..."
Would someone please explain this? I'm really oblivious to double entendres.
MarvelDisneyfan 1972 catch "nuts" in your hand
Sara Carr and I have 2 of them, I call them the Dynamic Duo!
And I keep them near the Bat-Pole!
I thought it's because it hits you in the nuts.
Sara Carr because they’re cuvered in semen!
2:02 “A Butler”
*Looks at Jeff, straight*
🤣
I love the way he turns his head
@@ryanwebb309Same!! It made it perfect with the Saying! 😂
And I have everything Batman has... except one thing.
What?
A butler! 👀
Duunn HAAAAAAAMMM!!!!
Jefuh-fuh
+billy Siravo jr JEF FU FUH
+Minotux it's jeff fa fa
David Lanjouw We know bitch!!
M
This is absolutely hilarious! It brings me so much joy to watch and I always smile! Thank you Jeff-fa-fa! 😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣
It's amazing how these puppets come to life Jeff Dunham is amazing
I love how I understand all these jokes now that I'm older.
It makes it even more golden.
Peanut is perfect in purple. He grows on me.
Once you go purple you never go back
Damn peanut ( or bat-nut ) is so freaking funny!! ( him, Walter, and Achmed!!) BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BAT NUUUUUT BAT NUUUUT!!!!
If Batmans suit is too tight wouldn't his voice go higher rather than lower?
Ikr
yes it would
my nutssssss
Maybe it's a different type of tight 😉
@@David-gj9qr MY EYES💀💀💀
Jeff:I'm standing next to a pour excuse for a batman.
Peanut.and I'm standing next to a pour excuse for a white man.
Yeah we watched the video
pour?
+KoKa Kola shut up lil girl it's called #spellcheck
+KoKa Kola and a half whoa man your a grown up almost
+KoKa Kola bruh? What the hack is a "bruh"?!
Is that even a real word?
The Lance Armstrong joke ages so well.🤣
"Face my honey roasted justice", lol! That's great! Jeff must have so much fun writing theses!
That little head swing at 2:03 makes me absolutely lose my shit every time!😂🤣😂
2:02
peanut: i have everything batman needs except for one thing......
Jeff: What?
Peanut: A Butler! *swings head to look at jeff*
i fucking died!
Michael Monsegur batman's butler.. THE NUTLER
Michael Monsegur rip
Michael Monsegur, didn't we ALL die? |:)
Michael Monsegur that was damn hilarious
+Michael Monsegur Jeff: Funny.
Peanut: Aw, come on, dude, you'd make a great butler!
Jeff rocked another show, we love you Jeff an Peanut💜
Jeff: Is that why you're talking like that?
Peanut: Of course.
Jeff: Batnut?
Peanut: Yes?
Jeff: You sound more like you're the chocker!!!
that was funny!!
He meant Joker, not choker. tsk tsk tsk. We need more batman fans lol
Martin Perez no he said choker because he made peanut use that voice
Peanut: Okay, shut up! I'll do the talking, and you just keep standing there, and act like you're doing something besides just standing there!
Love Peanut's response
The Lance Armstrong one..... Priceless 🤣😂
Jeff: Well of course because---
Batnut: I like to stare at Justin Bieber pictures and dream about being his secret girlfriend!!
FUNNIEST LINE EVAH!!
You suck bich💩💩💩💩
Debbie Garcia
PrsAliciaA dying*
Oof savage
Imagine Batnut and Melvin arguing about the medium of superheroes and supervillains
Peanut: Jeff-fuh fuh Dun-Ham! Dot com!
Jeff: fuh fuh?
Peanut: you are using a unneeded “F”!
“I everything Batman has except one thing.”
“What?”
“A butler!”
*turns to Dunham*
Dunham time to butter the scones... and please fluff the
padding in my cup!
"well it seems to me like I'm standing next to a poor excuse of a Batman","and I'm standing next to a poor excuse for a white man" that part killed me😂😂😂😂
Hahaha I really love Peanut! 😊
I've passed out laughing so hard I was there at minding the monsters
Love Peanut and how he makes fun of Jeff and Jeff takes it. Love you Peanut ur jokes never get old.
If you look at Jeff when peanut says bad crap it looks like he regrets making him
I love peanut so mu- Oh.. Sorry i mean Jeff.. I love Jeff so much!
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rosenti You don't get it?.. Do you?
Elin
I do. It's more your picture I have paused at
rosenti Oh no.. Ur a leafy hater too huh?
Elin Actually, I'm indifferent. They're all hypocritical assholes that feed off eachothers drama. I couldn't really care less :P
Funniest. Thing. Ever.
Keep the jokes coming Peanut can't stop laughing. U are funny.
I love how within 20 seconds Peanut’s sass went from 0 to 100.
Peanut can read Jeff Dunham’s mind because Jeff is making peanut speak only he can control peanut😂😂😂😂😂😂
Btw when peanut said
“Looking for folks to stand next to”
He doesn’t know that he is a puppet😂😂😂😂😂
His characters seem so real!!!
When you scroll through the comments and 80% are quotes from the video and 20% are comments like this LMAOOOOOO!!!!
Hey I LOVE this guy he is like my favorite comedian 😂👍
”Batman has the batarang, I have the nutarang!
It does exactly what you think it does. But when it comes back, I don’t wanna catch it!” 😂😂😂
Peanut and Walter, so funny 🤣
love this character.....he's my favorite!
+Jenna Sheets
which one
peanut.......love him
me too its like u know
Mine too
4:48 is my all time favorite part of this episode
Jeff:will you stop
Peanut:me before i put oil on me and go clubbing
Batnut: you already have a butler name
Jeff:what?
Batnut: Dun ham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That just killed me laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🎤🎤👍👍👍👍👈🏼👈🏼👈🏼👦🏾🍕🍕
what i hear Badnut, ButNut, and BatNut.
“And I have everything Batman has except one thing.”
“What?”
“A butler!”
Love how he literally “U”-turns his head towards Jeff.
“ I have the nuterrang I throw it but when it comes back I don’t wanna chitchat it”😂😂😂😂😂
They make me laugh sooo hard haha
Nutarang- does exactly what you think it does!
Location- Near the batpole
( when it comes back you dont wanna catch it )
Jeff: "It seems to me I am standing next to a poor excuse for a Batman"
Peanut: "And I am standing next to a poor excuse for a white man" ahahaha that hit the spot for me
#1 he is worth every laugh 😂👍
1:39 is my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣
peanut I don't think criminals have a nut allergy
well some do! LOL
what about feminists
Don't get testacle!
This guy is so funny i laugh so hard when I
watch him and his puppets
Peanut: i have the ability to read your mind
Jeff: no you-
Peanut: DONT
😂😂😂
Me: At first he was actually being accurate, but later on things started getting--
Batnut: Ridiculous
Jeff:well peanut you can be spidernut Peanut:Batman is better
Even watching them years later makes me laugh. Jeff really is a funny guy.
*D I N G D I N G , J E F F U F U H !*
HOW do people not like these!?
They are so much fun.
1:03 oh my god, turn on captions
I keep them next to the back hole!
+Myles Co.
...
I'm bat nut... but you have no nuts in your pokets
Myles Co. Mine said bat poles
Nutter hang?!
omg, this is so frigging funny, he's cracking me up. My jaws will probably be sore in the morning from laughing so much.
Jeff is so good that to be honest , sometimes I forget he is the one talking for the puppets
This is why I love Peanut!!!!!!!!! Lol that was to funny!!!!!!!!!😅😄👍🎃🕸
Peanut is my life and he will always be!!!
Batnut/Peanut is SAVAGE!
these guys should play as the muppets
Peanut: Your Batnut's butler... The Nutler! Best line ever.
Peanut:"Dunham bring me my scones"
Jeff:(standing in silence)
"Face my honey Roasted justice!".
2:55 Ha, I always knew that scone rhymes with cone; not gone! Thanks Peanut for clarifying it once and for all!
Man This is Making Me Crack up laughing Can't Stop..!! 🤣🤣👍🤙
Jeff Dunham is just so genious. Dun HAAAAAAAAM!
Jefafa!
Jeff: So like Batman, do you have a signal in the sky to summon you?
Peanut: Well, I've been trying to figure that out, first, I was going to have a big bat in the sky, but then I thought "no, that's Batman", then I thought "I know, I know, I'll have one big nut in the sky", then I thought "no, that's Lance Armstrong."
Jeff
Lance Armstrong!!!!! Get it????
Soxfan 1998 no
Who is that guy, anyway?
Bicyclist, use google