While I was in school I said that in the middle of class one of the girls heard me and put her hand on her mouth to keep herself from laughing too hard.
"Batman has the Batarang, I have the Nutarang!" "The Nutarang?" "Yes! It does exactly what you think it does! And when it comes back, I don't wanna catch it!"
Peanut: And I have two of them! I call them the Dynamic Duo! And I keep them near the Batpole! Jeff: Are you done? Peanut: Yes! NO MORE DOUBLE ENTANGRAS! Jeff: Thank you. Peanut: Until the next one! Jeff: Peanut! Peanut: Don't get "testicle"! Jeff: OH, COME ON!
1:01-1:11 "Batman has the Batarang; I have the Nutarang! It does exactly what you think it does! But when it comes back, I don't wanna catch it." I have got to say, that sound unique! 👌✨👍😌😍❤
Jeff: Are you finished? Peanut: Yes, no more double entendres. Jeff: Thank you. Peanut: Until the next one! Jeff: Peanut! Peanut: Don't get testicle! XD I died.
Jeff: Is that why you're talking like that? Peanut: Of course. Jeff: Batnut? Peanut: Yes? Jeff: You sound more like you're the chocker!!! that was funny!!
"well it seems to me like I'm standing next to a poor excuse of a Batman","and I'm standing next to a poor excuse for a white man" that part killed me😂😂😂😂
Peanut can read Jeff Dunham’s mind because Jeff is making peanut speak only he can control peanut😂😂😂😂😂😂 Btw when peanut said “Looking for folks to stand next to” He doesn’t know that he is a puppet😂😂😂😂😂
Jeff: "It seems to me I am standing next to a poor excuse for a Batman" Peanut: "And I am standing next to a poor excuse for a white man" ahahaha that hit the spot for me
I love Jeff Dunham since I was at vet Haven North going through a lot of problems he made me laugh so hard him and his little friends in the Box I watch every special that comes out
Batman talks the way he talks because the writers of the movie finally figured out that if Bruce Wayne and Batman actually existed, both of them would be famous and well-known so people would start to notice that they sound alike and put two and two together.
First, I was gonna have a big bat in the sky. Then I thought, "No, that's Batman". Then I thought, "I know! I'll have one big nut in the sky". Then I thought, "No, that's Lance Armstrong."
Batnut: you already have a butler name Jeff:what? Batnut: Dun ham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That just killed me laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🎤🎤👍👍👍👍👈🏼👈🏼👈🏼👦🏾🍕🍕
He is so good it's like his puppets are actually real lol I like how he takes the piss out of himself which is another way that makes his puppets seem real lol I absolutely love him he is so good and talented at what his does new puppets would be good tho
Jeff: So like Batman, do you have a signal in the sky to summon you? Peanut: Well, I've been trying to figure that out, first, I was going to have a big bat in the sky, but then I thought "no, that's Batman", then I thought "I know, I know, I'll have one big nut in the sky", then I thought "no, that's Lance Armstrong."
"You're Batnut's butler. The Nutler!" Gets me every time.
Midas
I love your videos
Hey at least it's better than the choker.
Same here
He already has a butler name.
Dunhaaaaam!
For a guy who's been doing this for more than four decades, Jeff has mastered the art and science of ventriloquism.
"Face my honey-roasted Justice!"
Laura B peanut’s laugh is cute like a baby’s laugh
Lol shit was funny
As a person hew is allergic to peanuts that line was truly terrifying
🤣🤣🤣
While I was in school I said that in the middle of class one of the girls heard me and put her hand on her mouth to keep herself from laughing too hard.
Seeing peanut ride in his own batnut-mobile remote controlled is just amazing. Jeff oughta do that more often.
Peanut is so freaking cute in his Batnut costume 🥰
Who knew BatNut could roast Jeff like that. Lol
That's EXACTLY what I meant! XD
Well, he does serve up honey roasted justice lol
I’ve watched these videos millions of times and I’ve never been bored 😂
Peanut: You even have a butler name!
Jeff: What?
Peanut: DUN HAMMM!
Ding ding Jeff fafa!
@@ndisfoshiz .COM
Oh dun ham bring me my tea. It's time to butter the scones
Nutler
"I WANT MY SCONES!!!"
"You just stand there and try to look like you're doing something besides just standing there!!" Lolol
seeking awareness the funny thing is he's roasting himself in public.
@@richarddeen8214 ...and being ironic at the same time!
Jeff: Why is Batman's voice like that, anyway?
Peanut: I don't know, suit's too tight?
Two words: pineapple baboon
I found Batman’s weakness.
His balls. (1 slingshot to his testicles & he's down)
"The suit's a little tight, Alfred. It's kinda scrunching up the Dynamic Duo!"
@@mslmob12 XD
@@ImFromIowa A swift kick to the same area works too!!!🤣🤣
Jeff: Will you stop-
Batnut: Me before I oil myself up and go clubbing!
BEST. LINE. EVER.
Haha xD
i dont get it
Laura Wright
Jessica Ohlhauser ???
Ence ence ooh ooh (however u spell it)
"Batman has the Batarang, I have the Nutarang!"
"The Nutarang?"
"Yes! It does exactly what you think it does! And when it comes back, I don't wanna catch it!"
The nutrang its a boy private
I got kicked right in the dynamic duo >=
Peanut: And I have two of them! I call them the Dynamic Duo! And I keep them near the Batpole!
Jeff: Are you done?
Peanut: Yes! NO MORE DOUBLE ENTANGRAS!
Jeff: Thank you.
Peanut: Until the next one!
Jeff: Peanut!
Peanut: Don't get "testicle"!
Jeff: OH, COME ON!
Ace B Was
Jeff is dirty clean.
I keep forgetting that the puppets aren’t real every time I watch one of his videos I love Jeff Dunham so much.
Love Jeff Dunham we need more laughter in the world.
It's so crazy that it's just one person. It makes it crazier when he insults themself with a puppet
"the dynamic duo" this guy is awesome!!!
"Don't get testicle!" I just died!😂
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGG.
Dj H3 art 0f music
AshGaminCentral yea. LOL
AshGaminCentral Lit.
Rest In Peace
Peanut has 3 things in common with The Joker:
- Red Mouth
- Green Hair
- Bat shit crazy
Wow 1000 likes, thx folks
Benjaomni that's perfect
Benjaomni__ and also because he’s purple and the joker only wears purple suit
He also acts goofy
Heh. Bat... shit crazy. Heheh.
Ikr
After this performance of Batnut, I love him from now on.
It's amazing how these puppets come to life Jeff Dunham is amazing
Lol
“I’m standing here next to a poor excuse of Batman”
“And I’m standing here next to a poor excuse for a white man”
I died 😂😂😂😂
Right after, Peanut takes a bow.
1:01-1:11 "Batman has the Batarang; I have the Nutarang! It does exactly what you think it does! But when it comes back, I don't wanna catch it." I have got to say, that sound unique! 👌✨👍😌😍❤
I love how I understand all these jokes now that I'm older.
It makes it even more golden.
Jeff rocked another show, we love you Jeff an Peanut💜
Three years later and it's still funny. Good Job Jeff.
Sometimes I forget his puppets aren’t real! 😂
I mean, his acting is so good, it's like they are. That's part of why he's my favorite comedian.
Me too
Ikr!? He’s that good😄
Accurate, he is really good
Me too
I am your fa-father Jefa-fa.... Buwhahahahaa....
Use the fa-force Jefa-fa.
No, *I* am your fa-father
Search your feelings, Jeff fa fa!
This is absolutely hilarious! It brings me so much joy to watch and I always smile! Thank you Jeff-fa-fa! 😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣
Damn peanut ( or bat-nut ) is so freaking funny!! ( him, Walter, and Achmed!!) BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BAT NUUUUUT BAT NUUUUT!!!!
Jeff: sounds like I am standing close to a poor excuse for a batman.
Batnut: and I am standing close to a poor excuse for a white man.
+Creepypasta56, Gameking That was a sick burn.
tg inducing
+super ruper ikr! lol 4evah!
love this joke
Creepypasta56, Gameking Ultimate Savagery
Love Peanut and how he makes fun of Jeff and Jeff takes it. Love you Peanut ur jokes never get old.
I keep forgetting that his puppets are puppets 😂
Bang Tan me too
I know, right? He is so good you actually believe they are real.
Me too
chiminie me too
Me too
"And when it comes back! I don't wanna catch it..."
Would someone please explain this? I'm really oblivious to double entendres.
MarvelDisneyfan 1972 catch "nuts" in your hand
Sara Carr and I have 2 of them, I call them the Dynamic Duo!
And I keep them near the Bat-Pole!
I thought it's because it hits you in the nuts.
Sara Carr because they’re cuvered in semen!
That little head swing at 2:03 makes me absolutely lose my shit every time!😂🤣😂
2:02
Peanut is perfect in purple. He grows on me.
Once you go purple you never go back
Peanut is so funny 🤣
2:02 “A Butler”
*Looks at Jeff, straight*
🤣
I love the way he turns his head
@@ryanwebb309Same!! It made it perfect with the Saying! 😂
And I have everything Batman has... except one thing.
What?
A butler! 👀
Peanut: ‘I have something that BatMan doesn’t have.’ “W h a t” Me:’Humor.’
"No you' "DON'T!
"that's- RIDICULOUS!"
Duunn HAAAAAAAMMM!!!!
Jefuh-fuh
+billy Siravo jr JEF FU FUH
+Minotux it's jeff fa fa
David Lanjouw We know bitch!!
M
Jeff: Are you finished?
Peanut: Yes, no more double entendres.
Jeff: Thank you.
Peanut: Until the next one!
Jeff: Peanut!
Peanut: Don't get testicle!
XD I died.
"Face my honey roasted justice", lol! That's great! Jeff must have so much fun writing theses!
Jeff: I...
Batnut: Put honey in certain places so my dog can lick it
Savage 😂😂😂
That gets me every time lol
Dunham time to butter the scones... and please fluff the
padding in my cup!
The Lance Armstrong joke ages so well.🤣
4:48 is my all time favorite part of this episode
Jeff:I'm standing next to a pour excuse for a batman.
Peanut.and I'm standing next to a pour excuse for a white man.
Yeah we watched the video
pour?
+KoKa Kola shut up lil girl it's called #spellcheck
+KoKa Kola and a half whoa man your a grown up almost
+KoKa Kola bruh? What the hack is a "bruh"?!
Is that even a real word?
Peanut is hilarious!!! 😂😂
Imagine Batnut and Melvin arguing about the medium of superheroes and supervillains
I love peanut so mu- Oh.. Sorry i mean Jeff.. I love Jeff so much!
................................
rosenti You don't get it?.. Do you?
Elin
I do. It's more your picture I have paused at
rosenti Oh no.. Ur a leafy hater too huh?
Elin Actually, I'm indifferent. They're all hypocritical assholes that feed off eachothers drama. I couldn't really care less :P
Jeff: Well of course because---
Batnut: I like to stare at Justin Bieber pictures and dream about being his secret girlfriend!!
FUNNIEST LINE EVAH!!
You suck bich💩💩💩💩
Debbie Garcia
PrsAliciaA dying*
Oof savage
I've passed out laughing so hard I was there at minding the monsters
If Batmans suit is too tight wouldn't his voice go higher rather than lower?
Ikr
yes it would
my nutssssss
Maybe it's a different type of tight 😉
@@David-gj9qr MY EYES💀💀💀
The Lance Armstrong one..... Priceless 🤣😂
Jeff: Is that why you're talking like that?
Peanut: Of course.
Jeff: Batnut?
Peanut: Yes?
Jeff: You sound more like you're the chocker!!!
that was funny!!
He meant Joker, not choker. tsk tsk tsk. We need more batman fans lol
Martin Perez no he said choker because he made peanut use that voice
Peanut: Okay, shut up! I'll do the talking, and you just keep standing there, and act like you're doing something besides just standing there!
Love Peanut's response
peanut: i have everything batman needs except for one thing......
Jeff: What?
Peanut: A Butler! *swings head to look at jeff*
i fucking died!
Michael Monsegur batman's butler.. THE NUTLER
Michael Monsegur rip
Michael Monsegur, didn't we ALL die? |:)
Michael Monsegur that was damn hilarious
+Michael Monsegur Jeff: Funny.
Peanut: Aw, come on, dude, you'd make a great butler!
His characters seem so real!!!
The choking was so funny! 0:36
Keep the jokes coming Peanut can't stop laughing. U are funny.
“I everything Batman has except one thing.”
“What?”
“A butler!”
*turns to Dunham*
omg, this is so frigging funny, he's cracking me up. My jaws will probably be sore in the morning from laughing so much.
love this character.....he's my favorite!
+Jenna Sheets
which one
peanut.......love him
me too its like u know
Mine too
Hey I LOVE this guy he is like my favorite comedian 😂👍
I love how within 20 seconds Peanut’s sass went from 0 to 100.
"well it seems to me like I'm standing next to a poor excuse of a Batman","and I'm standing next to a poor excuse for a white man" that part killed me😂😂😂😂
HOW do people not like these!?
They are so much fun.
Peanut: Jeff-fuh fuh Dun-Ham! Dot com!
Jeff: fuh fuh?
Peanut: you are using a unneeded “F”!
Hahaha I really love Peanut! 😊
2:55 Ha, I always knew that scone rhymes with cone; not gone! Thanks Peanut for clarifying it once and for all!
I've been feeling down and out, then this shows up on TH-cam. Have me laughing and anxiety disappeared
1:39 is my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣
I love peanut! Especially when he did his Darth Vader voice haha! Left me dying!!!
Nutarang- does exactly what you think it does!
Location- Near the batpole
( when it comes back you dont wanna catch it )
4:05 BEST LINE EVER
Peanut: I have the ability to read your mind!
Jeff: No you...
Peanut :Don't
Come on that’s-
It’s like I knew what you were gonna say right when you did!
1:03 oh my god, turn on captions
I keep them next to the back hole!
+Myles Co.
...
I'm bat nut... but you have no nuts in your pokets
Myles Co. Mine said bat poles
Nutter hang?!
”Batman has the batarang, I have the nutarang!
It does exactly what you think it does. But when it comes back, I don’t wanna catch it!” 😂😂😂
This guy is so funny i laugh so hard when I
watch him and his puppets
This is my fav skit yet!!!!
Funniest. Thing. Ever.
Peanut could make an excellent Joker. Just gotta paint his face white. 😂😂😂
“And I have everything Batman has except one thing.”
“What?”
“A butler!”
Love how he literally “U”-turns his head towards Jeff.
If you look at Jeff when peanut says bad crap it looks like he regrets making him
Even watching them years later makes me laugh. Jeff really is a funny guy.
Peanut can read Jeff Dunham’s mind because Jeff is making peanut speak only he can control peanut😂😂😂😂😂😂
Btw when peanut said
“Looking for folks to stand next to”
He doesn’t know that he is a puppet😂😂😂😂😂
Jeff: "It seems to me I am standing next to a poor excuse for a Batman"
Peanut: "And I am standing next to a poor excuse for a white man" ahahaha that hit the spot for me
Jeff is so good that to be honest , sometimes I forget he is the one talking for the puppets
Jeff:well peanut you can be spidernut Peanut:Batman is better
"Is that why you're talking like that?"
"Of course"
"Batnut"
"Yes"
"You sound more like you're The Joker"
"Ok shut up"
When you scroll through the comments and 80% are quotes from the video and 20% are comments like this LMAOOOOOO!!!!
I love Jeff Dunham since I was at vet Haven North going through a lot of problems he made me laugh so hard him and his little friends in the Box I watch every special that comes out
Peanut:"Dunham bring me my scones"
Jeff:(standing in silence)
Batman talks the way he talks because the writers of the movie finally figured out that if Bruce Wayne and Batman actually existed, both of them would be famous and well-known so people would start to notice that they sound alike and put two and two together.
That..actually makes sense
First, I was gonna have a big bat in the sky. Then I thought, "No, that's Batman". Then I thought, "I know! I'll have one big nut in the sky". Then I thought, "No, that's Lance Armstrong."
that killed me XD
That murdered me XD
As a man with one nut I find that offensive
Lance Armstrong doesn't have a Batman-like signal
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Batnut: you already have a butler name
Jeff:what?
Batnut: Dun ham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That just killed me laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🎤🎤👍👍👍👍👈🏼👈🏼👈🏼👦🏾🍕🍕
"Face my honey Roasted justice!".
He is so good it's like his puppets are actually real lol I like how he takes the piss out of himself which is another way that makes his puppets seem real lol I absolutely love him he is so good and talented at what his does new puppets would be good tho
Jeff: So like Batman, do you have a signal in the sky to summon you?
Peanut: Well, I've been trying to figure that out, first, I was going to have a big bat in the sky, but then I thought "no, that's Batman", then I thought "I know, I know, I'll have one big nut in the sky", then I thought "no, that's Lance Armstrong."
Jeff
Lance Armstrong!!!!! Get it????
Soxfan 1998 no
Who is that guy, anyway?
Bicyclist, use google
Jeff:will you stop
Peanut:me before i put oil on me and go clubbing
Batnut/Peanut is SAVAGE!
#1 he is worth every laugh 😂👍
what i hear Badnut, ButNut, and BatNut.