Jeff Dunham Admits No Woman Has Ever Said 'Ventriloquist, That's Hot'
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ต.ค. 2024
- Ventriloquist and comedian Jeff Dunham shares his dating story about bringing a woman home to his doll-filled apartment. Spoiler alert: It did not go well.
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Legend has it, Jeff is still trying to finish his story
😂
Lol
For real 😆
No kidding. Women can never shutup and say nothing.
@@TexasDog3 personal experience? 🤣
Hes the coolest ventriloquist
Patti Chambley hes the only one ik tbh😂
GamingFreak28 you forgot Terry Fator
Mohammad Rafi dont know who that is so will have to search him up but thank you
GamingFreak28 yeah and also he won season 2 of agt
Mohammad Rafi Ah right thank you for letting me know
dated a girl and brought her back to his place, not to get lucky but to scare the crap out of her. lol
Good sense of humor!
Sounds like something Achmed would do.
@@sergarlantyrell7847 "Silence!!! I keeeeeeeehl youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"
"I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes"
And if you get that reference, you're probably old like me.
He should have had a Chucky doll remote controlled that told her when he was out of the room that she'd better give him some!
Jeff is one of the best comedians EVER. This guy is so underrated, he's a genius.
You need to get out more! 🤣
@@jamespasifull3424 you’re probably like 65 years old I bet
@@ledgaming6489 Yeah, looks like it
Knowing his act is recycled from older comedians it's still true.
Is he fuck undefeated..Do you even know what the word means.
Very well known & very wealthy.
Sells out stadiums ffs.
Underrated ffs ! 🙄
Legend says he is still completing the story.. 😶😶😶
Jeff’s a cool dude. A quick wit and very personable. It’s no wonder he’s been such a success.
Great guy
The story of how he met his wife might spoil your impression a bit.
@@dkix89 Why? His first wife was through his shows basically. Second wife was shadier though, I think:
Actually, he earned his success due to his perseverance, diligence and hard work. He started in elementary school doing reports, soon after he started doing gigs. His first few decades were full of rejection and he had to show to everybody ventriloquism is not an old and forgotten vaudevillian act. You can read everything about this in his autobiography.
@@dkix89 Like walter said... He rolled up and picked her up from school LOL
JEFF-FA-FAAAAAAA!!!
DUN-HAAAAAAM!
Dot commmm
You're the other white meat :)
.com😂😂😂
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You wouldn't do well in prison, come on puppet boy, make your daddy talk.
$60 million net worth for not being normal. Go Jeff!!!!!!
Seen him 2 times and the second time was nice this past October
$140 million actually
@@filwanz4021 even better
@@filwanz4021 150M now
The money's nice, but I'd prefer to be a damn good vent, like Ray Allen!!
It's hard enough to tell a story to one woman, but two women is damn near impossible
Hey now!
@Wayne Green not my family. my family my dad likes to hear himself talk & hold a conversation with himself, that's how he is with everybody. you can't get a word in. ever. and I mean EVER😅 like even when you think he's finally done and you wanna comment something off what he said, if he's not.... oh boy it's drama😅 that's putting it nicely (very offended) but he'll walk in and cut everyone else off, he expects from others what he isn't willing to give to them- just to share my own personal experience that contradicts your rude comments and jaded perception. your bias is showing taking what everyone was laughing about into something else entirely. it comes down to individual basis. and I really respect jeff for how he handles the situation keeping it light, that's how a mature adult should do it, no matter which way it goes.
@@bobafrost7366 Oh Lord, another one complaining about their dad 🥱
3 women its a lynch ing...
@@LumpyNutz My pops is the opposite says just the right amount... then walks away he's done! No rebuttal no answer no questions... just walks away... now I see why, its just not worth the energy...
If Jeff ever makes a female character, she’d NEVER let him talk.
😂😂😂
ironfae lol
MiketheYung God 😜😂👍
He did. Watch the movie Dinner For Schmucks
Brandon Smith
Haven’t seen it yet but I’ll check it out. 👍
You don't need a female character for that, just Peanut!!! He does it all the time!🤣🤣🤣
Rich Ventriloquist: That's Hot
Poor Ventriloquist: That's weird
The richest ventriloquist / stand up ever - super hot guessing
@@swav.zielin With Cool Cars
Soo true. I drive a convertable. Im not exactly Bradd pitt in the looks department.
Me hitting on girls: eugh no thanks
Girls see my car: Hey !!!!
I mean that's what 90 percent of all attention to guys are
Richest ventriloquist: it's a sexual harassment charge.
Never go on a talk show with 2 women if you ever want to finish your story
Pam Thompson #realatable
Especially Kelly that can talk. 😂😂
Agreed
Just shut up! Let the guy tell the story.
Or be in any room with 2 women
"LET ME GIVE YOU THE STORY" (0:49)....ladies, let the man talk
Beth, please let him tell the hilarious story uninterrupted. 😀
👍
@@EdsterIII that was rude
@@ameliajordan9925 Welcome To The Internet
@@agenttex5973 no... they meant it was rude to the grape for having its IQ compared to dumb blondes.
She is cute.
"I'm gonna keep talking until you subscr-"
Me:*Clicks pause button*
"You underestimate my power"
Jeff is so talkative even without his dummies 🤣
Still lost to the two women😖
“Dummy”. Best license plate ever.
"Dummy" is what my brother called me on my wedding day when we were standing up in front of everyone waiting for my now ex wife to walk down the aisle🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I got that beat. Since you did say best. Giant peach colored Eldorado
convertible, huge guy in 70's disco threads ... LYZNPL8.
The constant interrupting is annoying. Let Jeff tell the story
Jesus I know.
It’s the kelly clarkson show it’s all about her.
Ya, Two Broke Girls is over. Shut the hell up!
I KNOW!
Should got to Graham Norton. Everybody finishes their stories there without any problems. He's the best talk host ever.
“I will not stop talking until you-“
*pause*
312Ironhide a did the same. Turns out the pause button still works
I'm a female and I was annoyed. Let Jeff tell his damn story.
I did that, too! It felt sooo right!
Me 1:0 Kelly
*turns off computer*
"I won't stop talking unless y"
Pause is a wonderful button.
Not gonna lie, only reason you got my view was cause Jeff Dunham was there.
Yeah, me too. And I thought he was gonna do routine, not just try to tell a story. And what's with the huge on-screen text block of her name? Is it like that when it's actually being shown on whatever channel it runs on?
I was with Jeff in Europe. We were just kids and Jeff knew he wanted to be a ventriloquist even back then and he was good. We were riding on the tube in Paris. We had these white windbreaker jackets and Rodger, our choir director, had his rolled up, tucked in his arms, looking to all the world like a tiny baby in a blanket. Rodger was standing and Jeff started to make subtle baby noises throwing his voice to make the white blanket sound like a mildly fussy baby. Rodger would bounce the bundle and the baby noises would bounce too. On the other side of the car were several seated middle aged French women. They had become quite interested in the little white bundle in Rodger's arms. They moved forward in their seat and craned their necks to try and get a better look. At this point Rodger looks at Jeff and says "now?" To which Jeff replied "NOW." Rodger took the rolled up windbreaker and shook it out and three pare of arms shot out to catch the poor baby but there was no baby! They look surprised and then began to laugh. They had been had and they knew it. Jeff is a good guy, one of the best.
My 7 year old son practices ventriloquism daily. He loves Jeff Dunham and Sherry Lewis(lamb Chop)
He's gonna keep the legacy alive.
Chenoa Bryan my 8 year old is scared of mine lol
There was a girl that did ventriloquism in Americas got talent a few years ago that he should watch too. Her name is... Darci? I think?
@@assassinforever19 Darci Lynne. She's pretty good and worth watching.
@@douglasarnold5310 is your dummy named Slappy?
3:11
Legend says that she’s still talking to this day
50 years later...
where's the tape, I want to see that tape so badly now
Chris Ryan me 2
I agree ! Now I really would love to see the tape
Exactly
Love to see it too
I asume that was a bluff and nobody but his most close relatives will enjoy that amazing video.
I'm so dissappointed, Peanut was in the tumbnail but he didn't appear in the video, he's my favorite and the reason I cliked
they uploaded a day before: th-cam.com/video/-TfG788ZEZk/w-d-xo.html
Sees Peanut in the thumbnail:
The video: Jeff Dunham getting interrupted for 3 minutes straight
Now if it was Peanut I would be fine with it
"Let me get to the story!" Jeff said what we were all thinking.
You girls still love guys who can make you laugh.
"Shooting the couch" that reminds me of something.
i see, you are a man cursed with knowledge
Jeff cracks me up! I love this story.
Jeff is one of the best ventriloquists .
I love Kelly and Beth Behrs.
He’s so awesome and funny!!! He makes me laugh all the time!!!!
That is commitment to ones craft. Comedy first.
Would have been nice if that actually let him finished his story
Can someone explain to me how Deff Junham can have two dummies talking at the same time while he's talking? And with no hands.
You are very savage! :D My guess: it's magic!
LOL..
Bluetooth.
@@andyrrafaelthebeastemperor8709 makes sense. Damn he's good.
Strange magic!
Ah man I so want to play that trick on my relatives.😹 And it’s so awesome to see someone else who talks as much as I do.😹
His voice sounds really tired. I would just like to show appreciation towards his line of work. Because he doesn’t just come up with his own material and puppets, he uses special techniques to speak and a vast range of voices so incredibly often.
If anything I’m the most impressed by how LONG he’s been doing this rather than how huge he’s become.
and not only this. He's known for his show and dummies, but he is also a huge toy collector and has an amazing collection of vintage and old toys, board games and many other things. Jay Leno does cars, Jeff does toys.
Hilarious story. I bet if his hands were tied, he wouldn't say a word. He really talks with his hands
Oh my god the woman’s laugh
“WaHAhaHAha “snort”
Wow I didn’t realize how long it’s been since I’ve watch a Jeff Dunam special. As a kid I watched his Christmas special like at least 100 times. It was my go to on car rides bc it was funny but also easy to fall asleep to for some reason😂 anyway I heard his voice and immediately it took me back. It’s was weird.
Proof, years of hard work pays off. You go jeff.
As a reviewer that Jeff Dunham is one of the best in the area of comedy that I had seen his Las Vegas show which drew a full house and some of the best . The many creations has Jeff Dunham has is one of the best shows that I've seen .
What a patient man! How he stopped himself saying “shut up bitches”
Can you lady's please let the guy talk instead of talking over him ffs it's annoying
Too much of a challenge.
u asking 2 women to shut up??? never gonna happen
Its seriously annoying. I totally lost the story and just wanted to close the video....
*ladies
@@MissEssence78 same
I want to see that video (of her reacting to the moving dummy)! 🤣
“Don’t walk away from me” huh? I’m actually laying down on my bed 🛌
Just imagine, Walter and Madame on the same stage.... that would be funny as hell
Absolutely not going to walk away. I'm going to run. Usain Bolt couldn't catch me. Eeew.
I love Jeff Dunham. I love this story.
He’s a comedian that uses ventriloquist skills as a part of his show and he’s actually funny..
Plus that he’s already a ‘Made It’ comedian..
He’s basically a chick magnet..
Funny and rich..
Hahah I came here for Jeff Dunham and well I too have to stop and press the button after hearing the ending part 😂😂😂...
Now that Jeff is worth a billion dollars he has many women saying “Ventriloquist? Thats hot!”
them southern bells just ain't got no sense !!
Damn, allow him talk, damn.
Omg! I just got yelled at because I did something similar to my lady!!!! 😂🤣 that’s the best prank EVER!!! (She loved the prank and laughed so don’t rip on me!)
I like the fact that he builds his own dummies.
This man owns the Batmobile. He wins.
We saw Jeff live! He was great!!!!
If you combine the intellect of these two blonds you get the equivalent of one of his characters. Peanut.
More like Bubba J
when my mom was alive she loved peanut and Jose Jalapeno on a stick
Steek
well you see Jeff is making them both talk so the story will never end lol
I got to see him live, he’s so funny😂
Love that "this just became a Dateline special" LOL
One word can sum that up: Damn!
"I'm not gunna stop speaking until yo-" *closes video*
My God Kelly, never knew you ate the whole thing!
Thanks for the endless laughs, you just keep getting better and better.
🤗😁👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Sounds like a good plan to get someone to break up with you 😂
Love Jeff-fa-faaaaaa😂😂😂 and Peanut♥️♥️
He is awsome. Got to see him in person once and it was way worth it
He's definitely worth the money
Someone else said the same thing I will you're lucky you got a word in edgewise with two women in the room LMAO
He's so cool, I've always been a fan. 🙌
His Texas Accent Impression sounds like Leslie Jordan lol
Hahah best prank. Nice texan accent btw
He's from Dallas, so it probably just came naturally. But it WAS funny, because I know people with stronger accents like the girl he was imitating. Lol
My favorite frentroquests 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
"I will not stop talking until you subscribe"
Nope you definitely didn’t stop talking during the interview.
Who thinks if there's a new Space Balls movie, Jeff should be Lone Star's father's brother's cousin's former roommate who plays with Dark Helmet's dolls?
Yes, bring on Fluffy!!
could you imagine being a ventriliquist comedian at a funeral...the temptation would be too much.
Jeff: no woman has ever said 'ventriloquist, thats hot'
Terry Fator: am i a joke to you?
yes
Really guys' this is the lady who replaced steve harvey show ... God Almighty have mercy 😂
Perfect example of:
Intelligent people speak because they have something to say.
Idiots speak because they think they have to say something.
I think this a quote from Einstein.
"Half-wits talk, but don't say very much" -Ben Franklin.
"Better to stay silent, and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt" -Mark Twain
He's hilarious
Kelly I love Jeff Dunham he is so funny and I'm going to see him again at the BMO Harris Bank Center in Rockford Illinois on Saturday, January 11 at 5 PM I can't wait my favorite is peanut
And you talked like that on "The Voice" as well! I'm a fan of yours Kelly and I love watching Jeff Dunham a lot. Take care and stay safe.
The ending where she talks continuously makes me get out of here as quick as possible
She just enjoying herself you would to if you had ur on talk show
I really enjoy watching this show and i have improved my english through this show and the way she talk i really loved...
Where's the video with Peanut? The thumbnail is why I even clicked to watch, because I wanted to see Jeff and Peanut.
SophieMia806 so did I! Instead I got f annoyed with the cutting him off all the time. I now have no idea what he was trying to say 🤦🏼♀️
SophieMia806 me 2
Omg, this triggers my PTSD. Insanely reminded me of my ex wife & her mother yapping away
I 💜 Kelly Clarkson
🐄
I love her more than you do
I like Jeff Dunham AND Kelly Clarkson
I can't look at that name without thinking it should be censored after watching that movie.
That's funny but I'm so sorry for that girl. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've never really been a talk show enthusiast, but this show just might be changing that!
& Jeff......now he needs to create a new character based on the Texas-slang talkin' lady. That'd be great!
Yes, yes, yes, and she should look like Jessica Rabbit and Ahmed should be telling her to cover herself.
Jeff Dunham & Keanu Reeve are vampires.. They never age!
He should've saved it and brought it to the show for us to see.
Does anybody have anything that can even play a VHS tape? 🤣
Back in the I had a huge crush on Kelly Clarkson.
He’s so funny. Love peanut.
2:14, the stereo gasp was great!