Arrested for Disorderly Conduct? | JEFF DUNHAM
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 มิ.ย. 2016
- For #FBF, we dug out the show opening video from Jeff's 2013 tour, "Disorderly Conduct", when the guys found themselves on the wrong side of the law!
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I just love Peanut. "Excuse me, can I borrow your handcuffs? I have a date with your mother." xDDD Classic.
if I ever get interrogated i'm using that line
Me too xD
Transitfan93 Productions I wanna say "u want the truth? U want the TRUTH?! U CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!"
Truth is too precious to be used unsparingly.
I was in the floor on that one!!! (Like#200!)
As much I look up to Walter like a hero, his reaction to seeing those pictures was priceless! Forgive me, Walter.
Jeff: is true that you tried to kill someone?
Ahmed the dead terrorist: Seriously?
"Hold your camels, I'm broadcasting here!!" 😂😂😂😂
"When does the waterbording starts? I'm thirsty" :D :D :D
EgoCZ y
Dammit, that’s adorable!
Jeff: Did you threaten to kill someone
Achmed: Seriously
Me: LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think deth thret's do apply to zombies
" Hey, Officer Butthead! Got your guuuun! Hahaha! (BANG) oah!" 3:21 XD aaaah..... peanut.
Anyone else feel like jeffs act is what the muppets could have been if it was for adults.
If they ever make a sequel to The Happytime Murders they should have Peanut do a cameo
Yes..........I guess lol
Yes
Something like that
Fun fact they tried that
Jeff, my grandmother and I watched you during your earlier career, especially your first appearance on Johnny Carson's *Tonight Show*. She and I both knew that night you would be famous and get where you are now. She has passed on, but I am only happy to tell you some of my happiest memories are of her and I watching you with Walter, Peanut, and Jose, and she would have approved of Bubba J and Achmed as well. I share my love of your work with my friends and family, and I love your book as well.
Loved Peanut's bits; "do you want a lawyer?"
"That would be yes if she has a nice ba-donk-ka-donk and bodacious ta-taaahs.
And can I borrow your handcuffs because I have a date tonight with your mother."
StarDragon77 ;
Best line's of them all!!! I was dying!!!
Fax
"I have your gun"
*Achmed holds a bomb*
Peanut: How’d he smuggle that in here? 😲
Bubba J: It was in my pokey. 😏
Walter: 😨
5:23
Huh? Wait wait!! This show always starts with a bang!
We saw Jeff in Laughlin. He’s very funny and really brings the puppets to life. 😀 We’d see him again if we’re ever allowed to leave the house again
It gives me a weird feeling when Walter doesn't have his arms crossed.
“Is it true that you threatened to kill someone?”
. . .
*”Seriously?”*
"This is Racist Profiling!
Here's my right profile, her's my left profile. and I'm a racist.
Wait what?"
josh house I was watching that part when I read your comment
josh house who the hell was you
I fawkin died at that part
@@maxalexander9287 Same. Bubba J is so stupid; he probably just meant that he's into racing.
Same😂
"And then he touched me right.... could you turn him over"
😂😂😂😂
I finally get it, he’s a puppet.
Heres my right profile....... and here my left profile....... and I am a racist...hahahhahahaha..... WAIT WHAT!? xD LOL
Archmed: When does the water boarding start, I'm thirsty. 😂😂😂
It is achmed
@@darklord9911 "That's A - C - phlegm - M - E - D" (Jeff DunHAM)
Achmed... "It's SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" I just can't help it! I love Achmed the best.
What was that number 4?
It’s “SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!” 🤣
I went to this show for my 14th birthday. It was the best present my parents ever gave me!
Hold your camels 😂
lol
I guess that means that Achmed doesn't have horses in his home country.
😂
Yes
lol 😊😊 love it tatas lol peanuts my fav
"God, is that you?" 😂😂😂
Subject Delta yes
Subject Delta God sounds alot like Jeff.
Lmao
Walter will always be my favorite, but I love them all. This was fun to watch!
Jeff: is it true you threatened to kill someone
Achmed: seriously?
Jeff: Did you threaten to kill someone?
Achmed: Seriously?
Me: Ya, seriously? We all know he does it daily.
For Peanut, instead of the police it should have been animal control.
Antasma, The Bat King Wtf?
But do "woozles" count as being animals?
Woozle control
I wonder what terrorists would think about achmed.
He's their biggest recruiter! (now that Bush Jr is no longer president)
Let it go already.
Lps DerpaDerp same
clearly not much 😂
They love Achmed. He's a big hit in Saudi Arabia.
Jeff Dunham is the funniest..what we need in this world. Thanks!
1:45 , I'm dead 😂
yes
JAMCastillo1 me too 😂
JAMCastillo1 a
Been a fan for a few years and I can't stop laughing from that! You are amazing! Great job on the super funny skit!
When you look at that line-up at 3:30, there can be no argument that the inside of our dear Mr. Dunham's mind is seriously messed up. Viva Jeff-fa-fa!
I'd like to see Jeff Dunham with Slappy
Jeff would be screwed with Slappy around.
+Josh Thomas probably would scare everyone
How did you guys hear about Slappy?
movie
duh
Hilariously Hilarious..... Jeff Dunham is freakin Awesome
I died when I saw Peanut in the rollercoaster!!! Best editing ever!!! 😭😭
😍😍😍
When
2:53 me on every road trip
Hold you camels I'm broadcasting here😂😂😂
when does the waterboarding start cause I'm thirsty :)
I want to see this in entirety-not just the start. Covid has me wanting to Binge watch Jeff and all the characters so I can laugh...
I remember seeing this at the live show, but I thought I remembered seeing more of Walter freaking out about the pictures and confessing to things that no one needed to know about.
When does the waterboarding starts because I am thirsty.😂
"When does the waterboarding start? Because I'm thirsty"
So wrong yet so so funny
Again, i was bed with my wife, not having sex, thats not what these pictures say
Justin Naked
Justin Naked
*+Justin Baker* Must've been photoshoped.
Justin Baker I'm up io
Justin Baker but... Who took the pictures?
Saw Jeff performing his newest show 'Perfectly Unbalanced' when he came to my area in May 2017. Didn't like the new baby character, but otherwise, I laughed so hard, I almost gave myself an asthma attack.
I seen him during his controlled chaos tour. I missed the last 2
I found this channel getting ready to drive three hours home. I laughed all the way just listening to this stuff. It's hysterical.
The way Achmed screamed was too funny.
I think Jeff would be a great actor as a detective in movies or TV shows and the detective could have a hobby as a ventriloquist for his fellow police officers
"Hey Officer Butthead! Got your guuun!"
You'll never find me hahahahaa!!! I just Lovvvvveeeeee Achmed !!
Random Thoughts So do I.
Me too lol 😂
...I miss the Jeff Dunham show.
thavidu78 I know me too :'(
Me too
Me too 😢😢😢
At least he’s still on Netflix and TH-cam.
Wait what happend?
“Can I borrow your handcuffs cause I have a date with your mother” “Hey cop I have your gun”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think swinging from the lamp was just stopping it all off. 😂😂😂
I just love peanut.
This is my first Jeff dumham video I watched.
I have seen other ventriloquist's but I seriously think Jeff Dunham does the best work
Good one! Thanks for not forgetting us here on TH-cam.
darn dont you just love achmed lmao
Yes lol. I do
3:57 All 4 holds a paper that says, "Silence! I Kill You! I saw it at New York State Fair on August 27, 2013. :)
4:07 Peanut reads the phrase
4:20 Walter says the phrase in a board voice 4:25 Walter says it again
4:43 Bubba J couldn't read Achmed's catch phrase, because he's drunk. 5:04 "Be quiet, or you're dead!"
5:07 "Silence! I kill You!"
“I was on my front pourch smoking crack and shooting at foreign cars” haha I love walter
i miss jose
what happend to him
He's on vacation. He needed a break from Peanut.
He was eaten
+Ernie taco bell
ah me too
My favorite character is peanut
Dam thats funny, love thoses arguing puppets, they're halarios
"Seriously?" Love Achmed XD
I'm glad i came across this channel, Jeff does a really good job at doing these acts.
I haven't seen Jeff in years and I didn't think he would still be funny, I was pleasantly surprised :)
Finally. Achmed's creepy catchphrase is spoofed off comically for real. I thought it was never ever gonna happen for real. Took a good long while, but it's the end that counts the most.
you want the truth! you want the truth! you cant handle the truth! lol
Jeff keep them boys in the box hehehe✌💙
Hey stantler waldorf silences I keell you
-WHAT ELSE IS IN THE BOX JEFF?-
"Then he touched me riiiiggghhhttt... can you turn him over."
I love Ahmed he's one of my favorites 😍😍😍!!!!
Hey, Officer Butthead! Gotcha Gun! HAHA!
😂 😂 😂
Achmed: yes it is I Achmed and I’m broadcasting to you from a secret cave where you’ll never find me
Not a single noise
Not even achmed
*knock on the door*
Achmed: HOLD YOUR CAMELS IM BROADCASTING HERE
Seriously, this was the best thing i have seen in a long time... :D
Bubba J: Be quiet or you're dead 🤣🤣🤣
Jeff's show needs to be made into a Netflix animated series
0:24 insert FBI open up meme
That was hilarious! Thanks for posting it. I have ALS and today hasn't started out the best and you put a bright spot in my morning. Thanks. Someday I hope to come see a show in person. It's on my bucket list to see a show and get a peanut replica of my own!
Peanuts & the cigarette had me cracking up but all was funny. It’s amazing how Jeff does the voices & he’s not beside them 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
Thanks a lot for laughing ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
From time to time I come back here to watch these stuff over and over again
Now that is so funny. I can’t stop laughing 😂 thanks for making me laugh so much. Just what I needed ❤️
You should do a "Happy Days" skit with the Puppets
2:19 hahahahaha
Watching your videos always puts me in a better mood I always need a good laugh after 16 hours of work👍🏼👍🏼UP
Jeff, you're my knight in shining armour. I needed a laugh & and you rode in.
Would love to see a movie made with these guys!!!
Way to funny indeed! The world needs more Jeff Dunhams . . .
WOOHOO almost Ace Attorney
You deserve way more than one mill subs
1:12 You Can Hear The Engine BUBBA J HAS HIS FOOT TO THE FLOOR
I cracked tf up when his eye looked slowly to the right 😂😂😂
I loved peanut in this!
😂😂😂
"Excuse me, later can I borrow your handcuffs? I have a date with your mother"
*I freaking love you*
Jose Jalapeno on a steek !!
really love his show. watching all the way from Ghana
Jeff Dunham is a gosh darn legend.
:D Achmed is the best! :D
He truly is hehe 😁
where is Melvin , sweet daddy dee
Melvin was retired in 2012. Sweet Daddy Dee was retired with him- but still makes some appearances in TH-cam videos. They confirmed this on the "Minding the Monsters" DVD.
:(
And Jose jalapeño
Jose's still around I think. But he's just not as big as these four.
+Festus He's somewhere else.
On a steek!
Achmed is so cool. Love the entire skid with the exception of Big Daddy D.
Thank you for years & years of making me laugh at the gang!
lol so hallarious!😅
0:58 me: O-O
sees the hose me: oh
I love all his show
Worst thing in the world Peanut gets a gun. We're screwed lol.