"Peanut: The Night Before Christmas" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special | JEFF DUNHAM
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- Peanut gives his modern take on the poem, "'Twas the Night Before Christmas," in this clip from my 2008 special, "Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special." Enjoy!
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I absolutely love how Brian (Guitar Guy) is trying so hard not to lose it laughing. Even at one point he almost does really bad.
@Dillan Hissim Brian Haner Sr. His son is Synyster Gates from Avenged Sevenfold
@@davidnissim589 I just realized that and thats why I’m here lmao
The first time that I saw Brian on these clips, I thought that he was Jeff's brother.
@@bri-guy8757- Me too! They kind of look alike!
He had it even worse trying not to laugh while Achmed was doing Jingle Bombs.
Peanut: “Hold it!!”
Jeff: “What?”
P: “who the hell is this ‘t’was?”
J: “It’s in the story.”
P: “It’s old and stupid.”
J: “...It’s tradition.”
P: “T’is it?” *stares at Jeff*
Love peanut ❤️
Don’t we all 😂😂😂
We just can't get enough
Actually in the ⒊line, it's - "who the he'll says t'was"
😂
@@oreotv7731 no it's hell not he'll
Peanut is hilarious He got the whole room laughing
Peanut really makes the story!!!
You know it’s true comedy when even Jeff himself is trying not to laugh
Ed1tz check the guitar player
ikr! 😆
Haha so ture
It's fake. It's scripted
@@mikerichmond9086 No! Say it ain’t so!!
Guy with the guitar wants to laugh but is not laughing. You can tell he wants to laugh and is holding it back. That is probably the funniest part
When he talked about the jews and the holy sh** part jeff almost lost it.
agreed - he shows remarkable self control
Papa syn there guys
Michelle Evans dude he is losing his shit during it
He's trying his best to hold it in,,lol 😂
“Mouse you wish you’re in an apartment! That’s a rat!”
@Marcus Samborski
The apartment I lived in when I was nine had rats. So yeah, what Peanut says is true.
The most underrated joke in the skit. Not sure why people didn't laugh more.
I am my cat and fat DOG
“Nothing funnier then throwing a couple of Holy Shits in the middle of Night Before Christmas, huh.”
That line cracked me up.
Not the only crack line in this story. lol.
Poise
You can also see Jeff visibly laughing at that line too XD
I was laughing my ass off to that too.
"Agreed" I love the moment with achmed pointing out the irish thing too lol
Jeff: he sprang to his slay and his team gave a whistle
Peanut: better go fast cause there’s a cop with a pistol
😂😂😂😂
oh crap i ran over your bike!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@JR-wl6if lmao
But I heard him explain as he drove out of sight
Merry Christmas, Oh crap I ran over your Bike!
wait,he said cop?i heard cock.
Love how even Jeff and the guitar guy can't keep a straight face. Peanut is hilarious!
Gotta love the parts where Jeff has the look of "Did I seriously just think that and say it out loud?"
those looks make it more realistic. you can't help but to think he's talking to real people when he looks shocked at what the guys say
Hi there are many different 5th St Louis Vuitton the attached file is not a
Love Guitar Guy's reaction to everything.
Gaia The mad writer so..this? 🙄😒
I was just about to comment that until I saw this ha-ha. Jeff and Guitar Guy laughing at the jokes is even more amusing :)
Sanstheskelapun f****** t*** univ w.
Papa Gates.... Syns Dad from Aveneged Sevenfold
Gaia The mad writer yeah he looks pissed
Love the guitar guy’s expressions throughout all of this. Really helps sell it.
I love that Jeff is laughing like it isn’t him talking
Jeff not talking penut is from other planet do not any one
@Sam Rast Agreed, I think he does it because it helps with the illusion. It's a nice touch. Of course, he probably genuinely thinks the jokes are funny, otherwise he wouldn't write them.
Sam Rast I love th
Guitar Guy is trying his hardest not to as well
r/ihadastroke
4:54
Can't wait to hear this story next year, "The Night Before Christmas Part 2: Santa's On Dialysis And He's Missing A Leg."
Cannot wait either
Yeah missing a leg, cuz of Achmed.
can i fished this story!
oh plz do
@@Displayname-j3h He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, gotta go quick ‘cause there’s a cop with a pistol.
Man, Jeff is so good as a ventriloquist that he makes you actually forget that is just a puppet, and also he makes himself laugh.
I like peanuts version of the story a lot better 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're a kid who lives in an apartment... right? lol KDM
Me too
Listen to the one where he does the story on wwe 😂😂😂😂
Me to
“And all the Jews were at the movies!… or eating Chinese food!”
With mommy and her handkerchief and my cap, had just settled down. FOR A BIG SNORT OF CRACK!!!
OMFG I DIED😂😂😂
Drake 0306 Oh guitar guy, you're in this to
"Oh, guitar guy, you're in this story, too!"
same holy shit
but their drunk and hitting each other with minors, oi they, that's Jewish for holy shit lol
I love seeing the guitar guy trying to keep his composure.
It's funny seeing how the guitarist tries to fake being mad and serious but starts to break and smile at some of the jokes
Brian Elwin Haner Sr. his son is the lead guitarist in Avenged Sevenfold.
How is guitar guy not busting his ass laughing?
They probably went over the jokes 70 times until he didn't find it funny anymore, that way he could do his job and look really pissed off at Peanut. If you pay attention, he can't help it at certain points in the act, and starts laughing a little bit.
ikr
ikr
I think he was trying not to. :)
Jordan Wilson he's just, sad
7 years later i still
Cry laughing at this peanut is the funniest
Ikr, funny as hell
Peanut is my favorite. He’s too funny.
He is my favorite. I was watching him a few hours ago and I was dying🗿🗿
Wasn't this in 2008?
Peanut is a comedy classic
“Got to go quick because there’s a cop with a pistol.” 🤣😂🤣😂
cop?heh i heard cock.
But I heard him exclaimed merry go out of sight. Merry Christmas to all, oh crap I ran over you’re bike
4:56 The Night Before Christmas Part 2 Santa's On Dialysis And He's Missing A Leg XD
I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING!!!!!!!!
"And all his little dollies have poliosis."
I wanna read that!
That parts the best 😂
I swear... sometimes it feels like the puppets are alive...
I want to make it a tradition to watch this every Christmas.
This is what I started a year ago
I watched this video every Christmas holiday
I’ve done this for years already and will continue to do it.
"The Night Before Christmas Part 2, Santa's on dialysis and he's missing a leg." Gets me every time. XD
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@annagrace21 ikr
“And the little dolls have poliosis...
No matter how many times I watch Jeff's Christmas special or clips from it, the jokes always make me laugh! And it's multiplied by watching Papa Gates just trying to contain himself!
Hi
The guitar player is cracking me with his facial expressions
0:40
P: How does santa claus get to the kids in the apartments, uncle jeffey??
Random girls in audience: awww!
P: They had to buzz his ass in!
Audience: 😂😂😂
Random girls that said "aw":😑😂😂😂
Eraa Eraa... Santa Claus
That’s what I thought 😂
I know she was so annoying
THAT PART KILLED ME🤣
"...And you let him in the house because he said he had something for your kids." 😀
I love how progressively annoyed the guitarist got throughout the clip 😂😂
I had Allstate
Guitar guy*
+Ella Uy what the fuck does that have to do with anything
Moodi AL abdualjabar ikr
fun fact, the guitarist is Syn Gates father from Avenged Sevenfold
Guitar guy looks like he's actually looking in the book at 3:43 for the part where Santa gets busted for breaking and entering 😆
O.o
Peanut:"Sally What's In Yours?"
Sally: Nuts?
Peanut: "And Mommy Says There Magically Delicious." LMAO 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
It gets funnier if you watch Achmed’s part first!
@@iamthemeguyhere Irish wiener!
That's what she said.
It's a penis joke
Lmao 🤣😂
"sally whats in yours?"
"nuts!"
XD
best line ever
"and mom says they're magically delicious
+Raptor Jesus Deez Nuts
Sir Timothy FOR PRESIDENT!
And there magically delisious
+Allen Van Seeters LOL, delisious??? Spell check man. It's delicious
1:22 the guitarist, despite having had gone through this skit several times in practice, still tries not to lose it
1:48J:"not a creature was stirring not even a mouse..." P:"mouse? You wish, your in an apartment, that's a rat." BEST LINE EVER!!!!!!!!
“The stockings were hung by the chimney with care- And believe me, the room could use some fresh air.”
"Who the hell says Twas?"
"Its in the story."
"Its old and stupid!"
"It's tradition."
"Tis it?"
Peanut, I love you! XD
+Flower Phantom well you shouldn't he is the gorilla's kid ho did danny phantom in episode four.
"Tis It?"
I love Peanut a lot coz he is very funny
I love him as well
Magic is going
1:29
I love how Jeff is trying not to bust out laughing, Lol.
Keep it up Jeff and Peanut! You two and the others never fail to put a smile on my face! 💙💙
Guessing your father never did by the pfp
@@walterrising4276
Omg your sooo funny
"How does Santa Claus get to the kids in the apartments, Uncle Jeffy?" Awwwww! So cute!!!! Peanut is---"They have to buzz his ass in." OMG XDD
Laura B daddy wants a hohoho
"Santa's gonna get me a GI Joe and a bong!"
Lol
@@mostar1219 And daddy wants a "ho ho ho"
OBSOLETE J.T.S it's daddy and the three hoes
Jeff:you're ruining this story
Audience member: no he's making it better
Yeah Jeff's ruining the story, Peanut's making it hilarious. Somebody outta tell Jeff to let his puppets do what they want, and Not to rudely interrupt and mistreat them.
Be better if someone else did the puppet work and jeff just do the talking so he can be more interactive
@@F5_cena then the puppets wouldn't be as expressive physically and somtimes jeff likes to improvise and add in extra punches it would be difficult for the other to keep up
@@princetb3208 Granted, like Peanut said to him that Jeff was a real pervert eating out of his own jockstrap.
My favorite part is when Peanut says "Gotta go quick cuz theres a cop with a pistol." I don't know why it just makes me laugh everytime I hear it.
"Sally, what's in yours?"
"Nuts. And mommy says they're magically delicious."
I had to literally stop the video because I was about to fall off my bed
Mommy called the doctor and the doctor said ban Jeff Dunham on your bed
Best part ever.
That’s the good thing about being a ventriloquist, you can laugh at your own joke because it technically, you’re not the one telling the joke
Oh guitar guy your in the story to
Even Jeff couldn’t help but laugh at that.
The best part starts at: 1:55 when Peanut says: (Believe me the room could use some fresh air)
This is my Christmas tradition; to watch this special every year. PEANUT never stops making me laugh every time. XD lol
Who's your favorite character my favorite character is Peanut go check out Peanuts rap
I am going to show BOT's staff this special this Christmas! They vill laugh their ASSES off! I know I vill! SKREEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
Ass oh
Peanut need to be quit!!!!
@@cherimilner237
LOOK WHO'S TALKING, ASSHOLE!
Jeff: The stockings were hung by chimney with care.
Peanut: And believe me the room could use some fresh air.
"Seriously, how the hell did *that* tradition start?" 😀
@@BennyLlama39 "what?"
“Hanging up dirty laundry hoping Santa would fill them up with goodies (gags)”
“Sally what’s in yours?
“Nuts!”
“And Mom says they’re magically delicious!”😂😂😂😂😂😂
They cut the best part out....Jeff and Guitar Guy are trying to laugh and Guitar guy glances at Jeff who immediately tells him, "don't look at me!"
That's for achmed
Oh yeah, when they talked about Achmed having "poliosis"
"And all the Jews were at the movies!"
Jeff's face: here we go again.
“Or eating Chinese food “
Peanut is my all time favorite makes me roll
Ashley Gonzalez ok
Marcus Samborski Will you-
TheSpecterror IM JUST TRYING TO INCLUDE EVERYONE
I absolutely love Peanut 😂😂 guitar guy made me laugh so hard at how annoyed he looked throughout it all 😂😂😂
Ok that's good
I have to go anywhere
😯🤤🤧🕳️🙅#
3:27 The part makes me laugh really hard is when Peanut says “ For a big snort of crack.” That is my favorite!😂
Best version of this story i ever heard
TheKidblazer1 yep
so true
Anthony Mcafee TIS IT
TheKidblazer1 true
TheKidblazer1 I know
Jeff Dunham is the best in the world and will always be number one
I've seen some funny ventriloquists, but Jeff is in a whole different category
3. Kevin Hart
2. Gabriel Iglesias
1. Jeff Dunham
@InvisibleEnenra
All these three need to do a special together.
@@invisibleenenra9596 and also this young girl who won with this girl doll talking... the were good too
“You are ruining this story.”
No Jeff. Peanut is telling the real story.
Best this about this is the guitarist doing his absolute best to hold back the laugh and act annoyed that Peanut keeps interrupting him
"and a big snort of crack. oh guitar guy your in the story too" I was dead. "Wheres the part where Santa's caught breaking and entering" "it's. not breaking an entering" "oh keep reading I think it qualifies"
"he fell down". "he fell down". "oh why does nobody ever see this he is drunk off his ass" I couldn't breathe after that I was on my ass laughing
+The One Eyed King my fav part is "how does Santa get to the kids in the apartment uncle Jeffey? They have to buzz his ass in."
Volbeat Addictionz lol
I know right!!! It sooo funny I was dead too!
@@itsyourboy7150 😂😂😂
jeff almost lost it again with jingle bombs and how brian never laughed we'll never know
He’s on a different plane of existence
Yes almost almost but he lost a bit time when he said the polios
Jingle Bombs I like, this one, not so much
@@katherineelmer3648 Poliosis lol and it actually is a thing
@ginapetolicchio2684 I know but it's just their reaction that had ne laughing
Did you anyone else’s see guitar guy start thinking when Peanut said, “
Fat, drinking and driving, in a fury gay outfit, covered in souit, smoking, and you let him in your house because he said he had something for your kids.”
Lol ikr
Does have a good point on that one.
@Bella Thomas the gitar guy tries so hard not to laugh out loud..
@idk anymore wait really, THE Avenged Sevenfold?
Jimmy Nguyen yeah, he’s Synyster’s dad and even has recorded lessons for Synyster’s guitar school
*”Oh,Guitar Guy,you’re in this story tooo.”*
Santas giving em a gigo and a bill and daddy wants ho ho ho
He said he wanted to include everybody
This has to be one of my FAVORITE Peanut moments 😂
Logic+Christmas= Peanuts commentary.
Yep
U got 💯 A+
2:25 - 2:36, "Sally, what's in yours?" Nuts. And Mommy says they're magically delicious. Lol. Had me dying.
Peanuts aggressive head shake at the guitar guy is so FUNNY 😭💀
Oh guitar guy! You're in this story too!!!
lmao
I used to own a copy of this special years ago and since then, it's become a sort of tradition for me to watch it a few times during the holiday season. Never fails to make me smile, if not outright giggle.
Jeff and Brian are trying so hard to stifle their laughter...although Brian broke out laughing when Jeff had achmed in the semi beginning part of the show
Peanut:It's old and stupid. Jeff:its tradition. Peanut:tis it?
He should’ve said “Tis?”
“It’s tradition!”
Peanut backs up
“Tiss it?”
Tiss
Tis
Ti
T
P
Pi
Pis
Piss
*Piss it?*
Guitar guy and peanut awesome combo 😆 🤣
"Sally what's in yours?"
"Nuts, and mommy says they’re magically delicious" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Subject Delta Δ “You are ruining this story!”
@@PapaLobo94 " well you're the perv eating out of your own jock strap "
LMAO
That really ruined the Christmas stockings moment when Peanut made a nuts joke and saying that they are magically delicious
I use that joke and its really fun
Mouse? You wish! You're in a apartment, that's a RAT!
LMAO
nut ass
I know that's my fav part besides the oy vei
true
We layed down FOR A THICK SNORT OF CRACK!!!!
Gave a whole new dimension to "laughing at your own jokes"!
Poor Brian (Guitar Guy) trying to stay composed the whole time.
who looks like Jeff - are they related?
who looks like Jeff - are they related?
FreedomFighter2002 I don't think so.
+Rhiannon Brown no they aren't. Brian (aka Guitar guy, aka Papa Gates) is the dad of synyster gates from avenged sevenfold
+Rhiannon Brown And failing miserably. But then Jeff is cracking up too.
Guitar Guy was 100% done with Peanut the first time he opened his mouth.
"And all the Jews were at the movies!"
*this is gonna be one of those days, isn't it?*
Peanut really tried to get guitar guy to laugh
He sprang to his slay to his team he gave a whistle
Gotta go quick cause there's a cop with a pistole
I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂
"How does he get in the ampartments uncle Jeffie :3"
Ruby the Fox they gotta buzz his ass in.
UHH UHUUUUUU "santa claaaauuuus"
Sanstheskelapun
And alll thought the AMPARTMENTS not a creature was stirring *peanut entrrups*
Unless the a(beep) f(beep) two bee
Ruby the Fox a mouse no if your in in apartment that's a Rat
they had to buzz his ass in ugh ugh santa clause
Ruby the Fox they had to buzz his ass in
5:07 That white flash skipped over “And all his little dollies have poliosis.”
"Santa's gonna bring me a GIJoe ...and a bong and daddy what's a ho ho ho"
🤣🤣🤣DEAD!!!
I think it was daddy wants a ho ho ho
It's daddy and the three hoes
peanut is the funniest puppet he has lol
yep
Ye and achmed or the skeleton guy
+Frances Leaning i like achmed, peanut, and josé, and walter too
Agreed!
100%
1:31 Jeff had to fight to hold it together!!! He was going to fall apart laughing! 😂😂 Including the guitar player!!
"with mom in her kerchief and me in my cap..." "Had just settled down for a big snort of crack!"
DEAR GOD MY SIDES OW HELP LAUGHING HURTS
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team, gave a whistle-
*"Gotta go quick, cause there's a cop, with a pistol!"*
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight-
*"Merry Christmas to all- Oh crap, I ran over your bike."*
Omg
PEANUT: U N C L E. J E F F Y ?
JEFF : WHAT DOING
Pink Lemonade 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Peanut: "How does Santa get to the kids in the apartment, Uncle Jeffy?
Crowd and Me: " Awww..."
Peanut: "They have to buzz his ass in!"
Me: (through tears of laughter) "Dammit, Peanut!"
jeffy sml
@@cappivaughn7266 How ironic! They both involve puppets!
"it's tradition, tis it?"
OMFG that part nearly killed me
When you realize that Guitar Guy is Brian Haner, aka Papa gates, the father to one of the greatest guitarists to ever live, Brian Haner Jr., aka Synyster Gates of Avenged Sevenfold
Synester Gates looks just like his old man
You sir have good eyes
It cool am I right
Shit, I just knew..
adventureman98 I was scrolling through the comments looking for someone who knew who he was!!
Jeff is back and forth between internally laughing his ass off and legitimately being pissed off at a puppet.
It's just so goddamn beautiful
"Twas the night before Christmas"
"And all the Jews were at the movies" LMAO
🤣😂♥️ That Funny.
Who the hell says Twas?
@@al3x052 it's tradition
@@LivingCrusader tis it?
Malik Guzman or eating Chinese food
Jeff, I can never get enough of Peanut, Walter and Jose...lol... MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! You are great!! Thanks for all the laughter!!
Feliz Natal 💣🎄☠️Roll Roll Roll Roll achei Achamd 🎅#
2:34 I DIEDED OF LAUGHTER
They didn't show the part when guitar guy was laughing his ass off.
Ricky Discer poliosis
That’s probably the best part of many
That's during the Achmed part.
Love Jeff Dunham, haven't laughed so hard in years. The man is a genius
I love how Jeff can’t even help himself from laughing😂😂
The night before Christmas part 2 Santa's on dialysis and he's missing a leg 😂
Peanut, you funny purple lil' thing :P
he's a woozle, watch his old stuff. He used to have a part where he actually said that.
Loki from binding of isaac wait what the hell is a woozle?
Already know now I looked it up seven weeks ago but thanks
Tis it?
Haha
I just love and enjoy Peanut! 😂 Such a story wrecker.
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight "Merry Christmas To All Oh Crap I Ran Over Your Bike" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:21 I love the way the guitarist played that.
the guitar guy must find very hard no to burst out laughing especially when peanut is around 🤣 he's hilarious
I feel bad for Guitar Guy having to play and then getting interrupted every 5 seconds lol.
William Hall poor Papa Gates lol
William Hall I dont😂😂
I love Mr gates snr and I am a massive fan of his son synyster gates
.
I know it was part of the bit but I do feel bad for him also. lol
"Mouse you wish your in an apartment that's a rat."
1:51
Omg I'm so sorry I didn't see ur comment
HAHAHAHA
+Austin Tomlin rlly,
:(
I love the part where he says Santa's on dialysis and he's missing a leg
I'll never see that story the same any more. This one's much funnier
the stocking was hang by the chimney with care
and believe me the room could use some fresh air best line ever