INSTANT PRISON ESCAPE CHALLENGE - PRISON ARCHITECT is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits !?!

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  • @jeffhughes1318
    @jeffhughes1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3537

    "The island is surrounded by water" - a surprisingly common feature of islands is that Spiff.

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Being british, it really shouldn't surprise him.

    • @GromDarkwater
      @GromDarkwater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@countluke2334 look up the Isle of Thanet in England. It's an Island. It's not surrounded by water

    • @edward3812
      @edward3812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Never see a lava island?

    • @2727daqwid
      @2727daqwid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@countluke2334 oh no, it should. Everyone knows that Britain is the whole world.

    • @tornadotaylor8956
      @tornadotaylor8956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Everythings surrounded by water, except for Australia... Australia doesnt exist, neither does new Zealand

  • @obamagaming7909
    @obamagaming7909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2688

    "hey you hear about the new prisoner?"
    "the one that broke every single shower head on his first day for no reason?"
    "yeah, that one"
    "what a badass"
    "damn I wish I were as cool as him"

    • @CharlesBalester
      @CharlesBalester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Same energy as tilting every painting in the hallway of the enemy who you hate the most

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Or taking the time to travel through a movie theater and put every toilet seat and lid down (provided they have lids), and run them out of toilet paper and hand soap

    • @GTFODeathknight
      @GTFODeathknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      "you heard about that guy who burned down that prison"
      "yeah, why?"
      " What a loser"

    • @kaivirin
      @kaivirin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      "I hope he'll get us into his gang"
      "Yeah, oh look, that's him! Wait, what is he doing-"
      "Holy shit, he just phased through a wall!"
      "WHAT THE FUCK!"

    • @FilmsNerf2
      @FilmsNerf2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@CharlesBalester True monsters do that.

  • @coconoisette
    @coconoisette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    *Random inmate, pointing at another prisonner:* Who's that?
    *His friend:* That's Tough Jeff, he was there for 20 years, you could say he rules the prison by now. He has been caught with weapons 637 times, started 28 riots and killed half a dozed guards.
    *Random inmate:* And that?
    *His friend, shaking:* That's Langdon, he arrived yesterday, we don't talk about him

    • @friendlyfire3412
      @friendlyfire3412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He speedrunned his escape

    • @doozy5184
      @doozy5184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Langdon is just built different

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@friendlyfire3412 he escaped then came back to yell at the guards about how bad the security is.

    • @Squimward
      @Squimward ปีที่แล้ว

      Soapy punch

  • @ArathirCz
    @ArathirCz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1205

    Punches few shower heads - reputation: god. Burns down entire prison with one lighter - reputation: +1. :)

    • @johngleeman8347
      @johngleeman8347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I would respect (fear) a dude that spent an hour smashing his fists into metal shower heads and windows just because he could. XD

    • @rakhtherion6845
      @rakhtherion6845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Yeah. Anyone can burn down a prison filled with stone walls with a lighter, but punching metal shower heads with your bare hands??? That's the real badass.

    • @mariapilgrim7399
      @mariapilgrim7399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bruh

    • @sandychen1381
      @sandychen1381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Op

  • @robdom91
    @robdom91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    - Hey, boss weren't you arrested like 4 hours ago? You went to prison! How are you already here, back at the hideout?
    - I escaped.
    - What? From The Rock? How?!
    - Well, it all started with me going in the showers and learning how to lunge...

    • @doggo_woo
      @doggo_woo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Apparently the dumb idiots thought that having a wall be 1 meter in height was a good idea.

    • @straythrawn7861
      @straythrawn7861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And it all ended with me learning how to phase through matter

  • @NyxInfernal
    @NyxInfernal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    I like to imagine Spiff looking for stock images and typing things like: "Clown in suit", "Boomer with computer and hands up", "Fedora man winking", oh and we can't forget "Gamer guy screaming/angry" and it always makes me laugh for some reason.

    • @Cheepchipsable
      @Cheepchipsable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm pretty sure someone else does all that in editing. There really only seems to be a few dozen photos used most of the time.

    • @bork661
      @bork661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Those are created by him, if you look closely the watermark is a tea and the name is spiffco

    • @sarchlalaith8836
      @sarchlalaith8836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup, that too lass

    • @DownHillgamer
      @DownHillgamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao same

    • @DJFRITTZ
      @DJFRITTZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he got in trouble with shutterstock in his early days and decided to be a cheeky bugger about it

  • @geoffjones2379
    @geoffjones2379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    "If you dont vote you go to prison"....good thing im watching how to break out LOOL

    • @mrappu2884
      @mrappu2884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ha

    • @vikrambhaktha4470
      @vikrambhaktha4470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@thespiffingbrit The power of Yorkshire tea

    • @Tuturial464
      @Tuturial464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exploits the prison

    • @SkidIncGaming
      @SkidIncGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      But he said "Failure not to vote, will mean you will be sent to prison." so voting gets you sent to prison, not not voting.

    • @bbrdbr
      @bbrdbr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@SkidIncGaming The English language is a perfectly balanced game

  • @Nota-Skaven
    @Nota-Skaven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    "the island is surrounded by water!" - Sir Spiff Co The Magnificent
    compared to those islands surrounded by land
    3:08

    • @Great_Cthulhu
      @Great_Cthulhu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well you could surround it with lava ;)

    • @singulator2291
      @singulator2291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      or an island in the air a sky island

    • @nigredoooalgown6245
      @nigredoooalgown6245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@singulator2291 Isn't there water in the air tough?

    • @theubiquitouspotato
      @theubiquitouspotato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rhode island dude its 3 side water then about 3000 miles to the Pacific.

  • @thesteelrodent1796
    @thesteelrodent1796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    The difference between the two DLC is that the Psych Ward was originally developed by Double 11 for the Xbox version of the game, and then ported to PC while Introversion still had the game. It is very well done, even if it has some very minor issues, but the Island DLC was made by Paradox right after they bought the IP, which is why it's far more expensive, rushed, and full of errors. The problems you're showing off are all things Paradox introduced because they hamfisted new content into the game despite not being familiar with the code. The escape mode is however not the focus of the game, which is also why it's so utter broken. Paradox has added a bunch of stuff, much of it pointless, to the game, along with a ton of bugs and bad decisions, and for a long time it wasn't possible to play it all without constant crashes

  • @atomiclight8574
    @atomiclight8574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    Local spiffy man arrested for showing people how to break out of prison.
    UPDATE: He has escaped!

    • @bettertelevision968
      @bettertelevision968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      UPDATE: he phased through the walls and end up in the center of the earth

    • @Thecarianknight
      @Thecarianknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its our duty to free him!

    • @turnerd20
      @turnerd20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      he has the power of Yorkshire tea, he cannot be confined against his will

    • @llamacamping4392
      @llamacamping4392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Update spiffy is now on the run from the coffee police and the chase is heating up

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      UPDATE 2:They caught him again, using some sort of tea as bait, he them promptly escaped again, only to get caught again due to the EXACT same bait.

  • @Lawgamer411
    @Lawgamer411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    PRISONS HATE HIM!
    Learn how ONE MAN escaped prison in ONLY 4 HOURS.

    • @saggy7844
      @saggy7844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Info graphics show

    • @user-iv8fp7do2g
      @user-iv8fp7do2g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IN REAL LIFE!!

    • @Sever0n
      @Sever0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WARDENS HATE THIS TRICK

    • @rupert_1491
      @rupert_1491 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      PRISONS HATE HIM!
      Learn how one man turned a prison into a star

  • @gabrielfranzini977
    @gabrielfranzini977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Spiff: Failure to vote will get you sent to prison.
    Also Spiff: *shows how to obtain godly powers and scape prison*

    • @casperl6437
      @casperl6437 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's done that on porpus

    • @augustrempelewert4377
      @augustrempelewert4377 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He actually said "failure NOT to vote" would get you sent to prison.
      That's why I didn't vote. I didn't want to go to prison, even if it IS easy to escape from.

    • @Its_me_6
      @Its_me_6 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you get god powers from entering prison, is it that bad

  • @SylviaBellefeuille
    @SylviaBellefeuille 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Spiff: Wants a raid sponsor
    Me: Of course they won't sponsor you, you will find some way to exploit the game

    • @NolePTR
      @NolePTR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even RAID has standards.

    • @thenumber27issomehowtaken
      @thenumber27issomehowtaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@NolePTR no they don’t

    • @Kinja427
      @Kinja427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thenumber27issomehowtaken At least you can play for free. If they didn’t have standards it would be one of those thumb print scam apps.

    • @qwoolrat
      @qwoolrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      im sure there are a lot of bugs because even the game testers wouldn't play raid

    • @waltrz
      @waltrz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They don’t want their TH-camrs actually PLAYING the game, they just want them promoting it.

  • @cptkakise6958
    @cptkakise6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Hackers in Hollywood movies: "Annnnnd I'm in !"
    Spiff: "Hello there my name is the spiffing brit and today I am going to hack into you"

    • @mskwaawarrior
      @mskwaawarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated

    • @jogzyg2036
      @jogzyg2036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Computers are perfectly balanced machines with no exploits (excluding phishing only challenge)

    • @bigbobtank1563
      @bigbobtank1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whatsupp me guges

    • @faiz7752
      @faiz7752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hackers in Hollywood movies: "Annnnnd I'm in !"
      Spiff: "Annnnnd I'm out !"

    • @euanstewart4563
      @euanstewart4563 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does fire still entirely break the game's ai?

  • @mistprowen3157
    @mistprowen3157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I love how his review is still the top review on the DLC's store page and has several hundred steam awards

    • @diagofox1
      @diagofox1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Still is lol

    • @RicardoGantusa
      @RicardoGantusa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@diagofox1 2022 an its only 2nd on the list now. but it still has 1000s of upvotes compared to the top so its still a win :D

    • @Astroman10
      @Astroman10 ปีที่แล้ว

      And now Paradox pays him! The Spiff’s powers know no bounds!

    • @fnfreddo2151
      @fnfreddo2151 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RicardoGantusa its 3rd now lol

  • @corvette68
    @corvette68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    "The island is surrounded by water" -Spiff 2020

    • @DanersMann
      @DanersMann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just realised the joke haha!

    • @smolneko9294
      @smolneko9294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "australia is both an island and a continent" - probably some historian

    • @colossalchad4249
      @colossalchad4249 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      These comments arent funny. Just repeating what they say and adding the year its from.

    • @smolneko9294
      @smolneko9294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@colossalchad4249 do you think your addition is any funnier?

    • @colossalchad4249
      @colossalchad4249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smolneko9294 wasn't trying to be funny

  • @Earlington421
    @Earlington421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Theory: The spiffing brit actually owns Yorkshire tea and his whole channel is an advertisement

    • @bandanagamer7969
      @bandanagamer7969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes it does

    • @tatsuryu7319
      @tatsuryu7319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you know too much

    • @jeffhughes1318
      @jeffhughes1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mind blown.

    • @EpicRenegade777
      @EpicRenegade777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well this channel is the reason why i bought a box of yorkshire tea gold.

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You wont be ever seen again

  • @bobbilder9967
    @bobbilder9967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    About 5:40 The shower thing is all about prison rep itself not damage.... Most fights in prison are generally done in the shower areas (less guards) so i'm assuming thats what the devs had in mind, People starting fights during shower time 🤷‍♂️

  • @erikblarg5498
    @erikblarg5498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    " i dont think i can actually melt through concrete." -Spiff, after having melted through many many walls that were clearly half brick and half concrete.. :?

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The chicago fire had burning water, sonce it had flammable liquids. So without the brick it won't burn, because the brick is somehow flammable.

    • @theencolony5595
      @theencolony5595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jacobc9221 the truth is that fires can only be started on "objects", like windows or showerheads. Terrain such as walls or shrubs can only be ignited by spreading, not by lighters

  • @theshadowaspect8678
    @theshadowaspect8678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Spiff: *Shows a clip of spiff phasing through walls at the beginning of the video*
    Also spiff: which one am I going to do, 2 other options or phasing through walls.

    • @amogernebula3983
      @amogernebula3983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everybody knows that question was rhetorical

    • @freja1787
      @freja1787 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amogernebula3983 woooosh?

    • @chikapu1598
      @chikapu1598 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/woosh

    • @mrfishyforever
      @mrfishyforever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hmmm, could it be... c ?????

  • @blainewheaton9679
    @blainewheaton9679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I didn’t vote and was sent to prison. Thanks to the tutorial on phasing through reality, this was only a minor inconvenience! Thanks Spiff!

  • @skreimaerok7764
    @skreimaerok7764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Spiff: Punching showers to get points
    Guard: Hey
    Spiff: Phases through reality because why not
    Guard: 👁️👄👁️

  • @josephshearsmith1055
    @josephshearsmith1055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Spiff: Sends me to prison for not voting
    Me: Uses the Prison Escape Exploit Spiff just showed me to Escape The Prison

    • @jasonzhou8274
      @jasonzhou8274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Spiff said he'd send you prison for *failure to not vote* which is a double negative, meaning he'd only send you to prison if you voted.

  • @NanoTSTJ
    @NanoTSTJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The humor in this video was the best it's ever been. The getting caught by a guard in the shower bit drove me mad with laughter. I'm a coffee drinker, but I think I'll give tea a try after watching this.

    • @rahhmennoodles338
      @rahhmennoodles338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did his "I'm not a swimmer" bit mean what I think it did? If so, jeez Spiff you got some balls

  • @CupOfLilies
    @CupOfLilies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Spiff doesn’t need to escape the physical realm, he has already done it

    • @ACID_
      @ACID_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But then he enters the realm of Reanu Keeves :O

    • @Marcus1436
      @Marcus1436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In this episode, i try to speedrun prison architect while my tea tries to stop me

    • @БелянцевНиколай
      @БелянцевНиколай 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has ascended to higher states of mind.

    • @changedl8r
      @changedl8r 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have it backwards. Spiff was around before time immortal, a fully formed being which chooses to manifest in physical form.

    • @Meverynoob
      @Meverynoob 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All he needs is a cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold

  • @Dheath
    @Dheath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    they fixed it, thank you Spiffster, keep putting those game devs to the test

    • @goldkat99
      @goldkat99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They “fixed” it by just removing the fast forward feature.

  • @gperrin9050
    @gperrin9050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Prison Guard: He phased through the wall
    Warden: He phased through the wall!?
    Prison Guard: look out of the window
    Warden: *looks*My God! He's running about 200mph!

  • @programz
    @programz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Spiff: "The island is surrounded by water!"
    Me: "Well that's one of the main things that make an island well.. An island!"
    Also I voted C on the voting part

  • @Drum-ish
    @Drum-ish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Alright everyone hit the showers"
    Langdon: say no more

  • @kdawg3484
    @kdawg3484 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I enjoy that Spiff absolutely savages this, and yet Paradox is totally cool with continuing to actually sponsor him to break their games.

  • @ryanjl9
    @ryanjl9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Me: sees the words "Diggy Diggy hole"
    *Butter fly effect time travels to 10 years ago*
    Me: Why that's a name I haven't heard in years...

    • @Andraugr
      @Andraugr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Had the exact same thought.
      Quite a trip down memory lane

    • @Firaveas
      @Firaveas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a name I have heard a few time over ten years. Seeing that they made the song then remastered it then a band did a cover.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It has been prominent in memes for the past few months, especially in Discord cesspools

    • @notajalapeno4442
      @notajalapeno4442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i am a dwarf

    • @absaluteevil833
      @absaluteevil833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@notajalapeno4442 and im digging a hole

  • @takikarin2330
    @takikarin2330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    “Choose your option: A, B, C”
    Everyone: C

    • @lukasgasp
      @lukasgasp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The answer was in the beginning...

    • @willowism
      @willowism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Definitely C

    • @Gabe-we8co
      @Gabe-we8co 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doesn't matter if I go to prison, since he's showing me how to get out

    • @wildcards0804
      @wildcards0804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      C

    • @FormedGlitch
      @FormedGlitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought the answer was D...

  • @severithsfavs
    @severithsfavs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    If I was a Dev, for a game that's a bit shit, I'd pay Spiffing Brit to NOT play my game.

  • @Lt._Nut
    @Lt._Nut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Paradox: this prison is impossible to escape from
    One British Speedy Boi: *punches shower heads and phases through solid walls and swims away*

  • @Chrischi3TutorialLPs
    @Chrischi3TutorialLPs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "The island is surrounded by water"
    Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @danielsanders6959
      @danielsanders6959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You can get islands not surrounded by water, for example, a traffic island is typically surrounded by tarmac and the 2005 film the island which was surrounded by people who kind of enjoyed watching it but were also a bit underwhelmed.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielsanders6959 an island is surrounded by water.

    • @danielsanders6959
      @danielsanders6959 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrNight-dg1ug Firstly, I think I've demonstrated that there can be islands not surrounded by water. Secondly... It's a joke

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pigggles That's an island, but in the sky; You specify that it isn't surrounded by water.
      That's like saying "...my boat, which has wheels..."; You specify the difference.
      An island is a mass of sand/dirt, surrounded by water.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pigggles That's an island, but in the sky; You specify that it isn't surrounded by water.
      That's like saying "...my boat, which has wheels..."; You specify the difference.
      An island is a mass of sand/dirt, surrounded by water.

  • @stormeclouds7010
    @stormeclouds7010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Shit I found out the jump thru walls glitch like 2 years ago and kept it to myself so it wouldn’t get patched ;(

  • @Timetodie101
    @Timetodie101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Oh the irony of getting a Raid shadow legends ad when they won't sponsor spiff

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They won't sponsor him because he's announced that he doesn't like them.
      Which is fair lol

    • @Ethorbit
      @Ethorbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Alizudo Not even the people who are sponsored by them like them.

  • @RynuxExtra
    @RynuxExtra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Who else went and checked to see if he actually posted it? xD

  • @Grizabeebles
    @Grizabeebles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I wonder - at 10x speed, prisoners basically have the same powers as supervillains - matter phasing, pyrokenesis, superspeed, clairvoyance, etc.
    I wonder if Prison Architect is ever going to partner with Marvel to make a prison for holding such super-powered villains? I imagine people would pay some decent DLC money for something like The Raft or The Cube or the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier.

  • @MTGunners224
    @MTGunners224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    2:11 I pick D, Spiff creates an economy based on tea, and pays his way out.

    • @antaresmc4407
      @antaresmc4407 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who would be so stupid to sell tea!?

    • @solution___25
      @solution___25 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If only

    • @mchanna06
      @mchanna06 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Classic Brits. Need money? Use tea to make some.

  • @THEOtherWicKedViKing
    @THEOtherWicKedViKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Spiff: "i'd love to get some of that RAID money"
    First Ad "RAID!!!!"

  • @vortex-21S117
    @vortex-21S117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'd say C: because it was in capital, how could the legendary spiff diminish himself by following a low case writen plan.
    outrageous

  • @tweetert.9978
    @tweetert.9978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Ah, nothing better than watching Spiff breaking yet another game! Better put on my kettel I bought solely because of Spiff telling me of the healing power of Yorkshire Gold.

  • @neeeeeeeeeeeeewer
    @neeeeeeeeeeeeewer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I'm drinking Yorkshire Tea at this very moment 😊 so don't worry, I got you

    • @Stoodity
      @Stoodity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One time I was belittled on this channel just for preferring coffee.....

    • @neeeeeeeeeeeeewer
      @neeeeeeeeeeeeewer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Stoodity don't get me wrong, coffee is good, however I would say it's good to expand your taste buds haha

    • @Stoodity
      @Stoodity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@neeeeeeeeeeeeewer Trust me I've tried to like other drinks like tea but it's just not for me, but I have nothing against anyone who drinks tea.

    • @neeeeeeeeeeeeewer
      @neeeeeeeeeeeeewer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Stoodity I get you no doubt. I can't drink straight tea to save my life. But if you make the tea as the good boys across the pond do, or as The Spiffing Brit makes his then it's pretty good

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They told me not to buy from them, so I don't.

  • @MarkWaner
    @MarkWaner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "It would take days, hours even!" XD

  • @rileyschrader8285
    @rileyschrader8285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Actually even at regular speed, lighters can still light fires across walls somehow

    • @ultrablueberry2420
      @ultrablueberry2420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, you have a good point. But Salamanders tend to set anything on fire.

  • @niekachu4808
    @niekachu4808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    D: Punchy punch a god, use the unconscious god to dig his way out and achieve freedom.

  • @Jaybird_102
    @Jaybird_102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole. Diggy diggy hole, Diggy Diggy HOLEEEE."

    • @akisa7865
      @akisa7865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy shit the memories!

    • @Topazimew
      @Topazimew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brothers of the mine rejoice!

  • @JonTheGeek
    @JonTheGeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    *Looks like he's gonna use rep points to get out* Aigh't seems legit
    "So what we can do is *escape*
    *Breaks through the wall out of nowhere*
    "Excuse me whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat."

  • @Regunes
    @Regunes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Spiff:"Showers are brilliant"
    Me: carreful now...
    Spiff: you can just burn through them
    Me: we dodged a bullet.

    • @mskwaawarrior
      @mskwaawarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was thinking the same thing

    • @kaydenstull3827
      @kaydenstull3827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess u can say he PENATRATED the wall

    • @JK-ei7wr
      @JK-ei7wr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Preston Garvey (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

  • @Fetidaf
    @Fetidaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I’ve never seen a prison in escape mode that I couldn’t just walk out the front door of...

  • @Force2reckonVods
    @Force2reckonVods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I have no idea why anyone would need 10x speed"
    ~Spiff, after using 10x speed to get to his cell quicker
    *sips coffee*

  • @andrewtoasterr9325
    @andrewtoasterr9325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Game Dev: so I made this game
    Spiff: Interesting, *Activates God Mode*

  • @icecream6256
    @icecream6256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Imagine going to a government agency and asking the map and every details and design of a prison just to make a map in your game
    Totally not sus

    • @JiltedPecan
      @JiltedPecan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      tbf Alcatraz was decommissioned like 80 years ago

  • @BiFurDoggy
    @BiFurDoggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    15:50 You can actually interact with things through walls at any speed.
    And by interact, I mean really anything. Store/retrieve contraband, start a fire, attack.. anything.

  • @Reishadowen
    @Reishadowen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    6:00: Okay, that's not what most people mean when they say, "I'm going to hit the head" and go into the bathroom.

    • @astr0m0nk
      @astr0m0nk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unless your in the Navy. That's what we called the toilet... for some reason?

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People say that?

  • @thestigsdutchcousin
    @thestigsdutchcousin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:38 I understand why you want to escape. You're locked up with France.

  • @tomlushington8453
    @tomlushington8453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Bored during lockdown? Do a shot every time Spiff says “ladies and gentlemen”

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like a sip of beer.

    • @tripolarmdisorder7696
      @tripolarmdisorder7696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't actually do this, alcohol poisoning isn't as fun as it sounds.

    • @Lavourrin
      @Lavourrin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EzekiesAcheron Sip of Yorkshire tea

    • @MuscledOcean394
      @MuscledOcean394 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take a shot of tea every time he says or shows something that relates with the UK

  • @williamleader9147
    @williamleader9147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    A diggy diggy hole refrance in 2020 oh god he is truly perfectly balanced

    • @Gee25
      @Gee25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      From Shadow of Israphel.

    • @thescreemregular5168
      @thescreemregular5168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmmm DIGGY DIGGY HOLE???
      you dig a 🕳 And find some 💎 diamonds 💎 😂

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      memes are bringing it back

    • @JK-ei7wr
      @JK-ei7wr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OOOOOOHHhhhh I can’t hold the balance any longer!

  • @ThePancakeRenegade
    @ThePancakeRenegade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I want a SpiffingBrit video where they go to exploit Fallout 76 (early days version) and the video begins by showing a clip of the Prydwen from FO4 being imported into the map and Spiff saying "that's it. That's the whole video" and ending it there.

  • @blazeuranium373
    @blazeuranium373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:54 I was today years old when I found out there is actually a song called diggy diggy hole

  • @mr.z7018
    @mr.z7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “But now the guards are onto me, but that’s okay, they can’t stop me now” had me rolling on my bed

  • @Astroman10
    @Astroman10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “No one pays me” ... Hilarious to hear after watching several Paradox sponsored Spiff videos 😂😂

  • @WizardBrandon
    @WizardBrandon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "we won't make any dlc" *proceeds to make a billion dlcs*

    • @skyprior3866
      @skyprior3866 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      69

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skyprior3866 Nice

    • @skyprior3866
      @skyprior3866 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dankcatsmemes9219 noice

    • @diagofox1
      @diagofox1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually, the original developer said that. He never made any dlc and he even stopped doing updates. Then Paradox turned around and purchased it from him in Jan '19. They are the ones whom started making dlc, less then a year later.

  • @bojarckhoosemanschnarf5851
    @bojarckhoosemanschnarf5851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Spiff: wow 32 so many rep points
    Me: *laughs in 4000 rep points by killing everyone I see*

    • @jasonzhou8274
      @jasonzhou8274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Me: *laughs in infinite rep points by using a power drill on a dead dog*

    • @zahhak5571
      @zahhak5571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jasonzhou8274 you monster

    • @gj4312
      @gj4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jasonzhou8274 i don't play this game but now i kinda want to...

    • @antaresmc4407
      @antaresmc4407 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      4000 points aint that much.
      Thats like 10-20 secs of dog drilling XD

  • @Damacles1776
    @Damacles1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:51 "Right, so there's a couple things we can do. We can actually EsCapE"

  • @niziggz
    @niziggz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "There's only a handful of exceedingly dead people over here."
    - Spiff 2020

  • @JakeAdamtheflamelord
    @JakeAdamtheflamelord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This bug has existed for year - theres actually another EXPLOIT where you can get infinite squad mate by simply starting a new escape in the same prison.
    Escape mode -> Map you're escaping from -> then repeat as meny time as you want.
    Edit: Not sure if it works for premade map, But it does work for Player made.

  • @zerg230
    @zerg230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Spiff: "This is very strange"
    Has a person called France on the screen at the same moment.
    Me: yes, indeed, it is! *sips tea*

  • @faisal.m1477
    @faisal.m1477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    the reason why he left the prison was because they didn't provide tea to him, obviously.

  • @Biranavan
    @Biranavan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    next episode: how to gain even more steam point
    (because everyone is going to go to the review section on steam and award him with those steam points)

  • @furiousfrank76
    @furiousfrank76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ive been watching spiff for a while now... This is THE FIRST time Ive ACTUALLY had a cup of tea while watching. It is deffinately more enjoyable.

    • @susaac9755
      @susaac9755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh, ill remember to try that. Assuming hoarders didnt buy all the tea in a a5km radius :(

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I think I know the problem: They built these prisons under the rules of quantum physics.

  • @skengmanrammyfromthe9794
    @skengmanrammyfromthe9794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Please say that the U.S Government is perfectly balanced and has no flaws

    • @JaleDoris
      @JaleDoris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Other than we need to somehow become dependents of the Queen.

    • @BrandonWilliams-wf6hg
      @BrandonWilliams-wf6hg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More balanced than China

    • @jacobrayner3378
      @jacobrayner3378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The law system isn't

    • @Zapact
      @Zapact 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi brit

    • @gatecitten
      @gatecitten 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have a carrot as president how is that not flawed

  • @_XPXI
    @_XPXI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Time for my cuppa tea, Victoria sponge cake, and a spiffing Brit video.

  • @yle-mw6pi
    @yle-mw6pi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love when TH-camrs say stuff like "be sure to go down to the comments and vote on what you think will happen!" Then nobody in the comments actually votes
    .....also, uh... I vote C

  • @Priuloch
    @Priuloch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is why there is no Speed up time options in Escape mode. You just literally have to stare at an unskippable cutscene for 10 minutes when entering the prison, or if you get Lockdown or Solitary you can't skip it without points

  • @garrettdyches8426
    @garrettdyches8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “Failure not to vote will mean that you will be sent to prison.” So if I vote I go to prison?

    • @paulbelanger7383
      @paulbelanger7383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah, yes, the double negative. Don't not do this, or else.

    • @rhawkas2637
      @rhawkas2637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I was wondering about that too. XD

    • @jasonzhou8274
      @jasonzhou8274 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, it makes sense since the British didn't let the colonists vote.

  • @riviakstockman
    @riviakstockman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *goes to vote to avoid prison then remembers that Spiff is about to show him how to escape from any prison* Ha! Looks like the ball is in MY court NOW!

  • @heyheyitsjae2475
    @heyheyitsjae2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly if the first thing someone did when arriving a prison was rip half the shower heads off the walls all on their own I'd have a lot of respect for them too.

  • @homosapienfactory6291
    @homosapienfactory6291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ah, I thought I smelled yorkshire tea.

  • @iananastassov6807
    @iananastassov6807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mmm I feel the tea flowing through me giving me the power of perfect balance.

  • @slugerknot
    @slugerknot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "As you can see I'm not a swimmer" and I'm here thinking "Oh it's because he's...." Wait that can't be the reason.

  • @jellyminy9113
    @jellyminy9113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Spiff, when are you going to drown all coffee in the harbour as revenge on the coffee-drinkers?

  • @DocDictator
    @DocDictator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:39 Spiff clearly meant:
    REAL LIFE Hours > IN GAME Days

  • @electricangel4488
    @electricangel4488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    spiff: nobody sponsors me
    Game Companies: he will just break the game

  • @jmw1500
    @jmw1500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:20 "Vote now!"
    0:00 ...
    lol yeah C. Don't send Reanuu Keaves after me. 0_0

  • @thehuntman7007
    @thehuntman7007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For the quiz thing two minutes in I choose:
    C: ULTIMATE GOD MODE

  • @RandomPerson-sh9tu
    @RandomPerson-sh9tu ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If anyone's interested, even though I think they've removed the fast speed options for escape mode, you can still do this glitch on x2 speed, it's just a lot harder to pull off and I think only works with walls with only 1 square thickness max, it's how I escape some of the prisons that are actually impossible without glitches lmao

  • @JonTheGeek
    @JonTheGeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how he pays for the stock images, then adds his own watermark over it.

  • @MediocrisUrsus
    @MediocrisUrsus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    So you build up speed to walk through walls. Do we need to talk about parallel universes first or are we good?

    • @leonthayne
      @leonthayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Backwards long jump would like to know your location.

    • @hhaavvvvii
      @hhaavvvvii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No need here. This is merely a standard speed phase trick that takes place in the single universe.

  • @calebrichardson8150
    @calebrichardson8150 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are the reason I, an American, went out and purchased Yorkshire Tea; it is absolutely fantastic!

  • @canadadry5449
    @canadadry5449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    D. He's going to drink some tea. But not just any tea, the best tea: Yorkshire Tea.

    • @MaFIA_414
      @MaFIA_414 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Second best is Mr.T

  • @tobystefaan1112
    @tobystefaan1112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Raid shadow legends is a perfectly balanced sponsor when?

    • @iceicicle3046
      @iceicicle3046 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @tobystefaan1112
      @tobystefaan1112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sweden? I expected more from a fellow Brit.the only thing that should suffice is the 13 colonies

    • @toogaytolift9176
      @toogaytolift9176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thespiffingbrit just ask for somewhere shitty like wales

  • @thatonegamer5937
    @thatonegamer5937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As loyalty to you my king Spiff I shall vote for the only reasonable option of which is C. Thank you for allowing me to live and thrive in your Spiff Kingdom.
    -ThatOneGamer

  • @limitlesssky1475
    @limitlesssky1475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ahhh, the magic of playtesting.

  • @hayanoob6392
    @hayanoob6392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    C, literally C. Even if I didn't see the part at the beginning, what else would Spiff be doing here?

  • @whoknows3958
    @whoknows3958 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only a gallon of fresh tea is enough for a spiff video

  • @FEARSWTOR
    @FEARSWTOR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Today I learned that "feeeling" is in Spiff's spell checker dictionary, but "DLC" is not.