Prison Architect IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Wardens Is Broken!!

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  • @trevorsmith470
    @trevorsmith470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3233

    Hello, the most recent patch added glorious tea to the vanilla stardew valley game. You know what to do.

    • @MalekitGJ
      @MalekitGJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Upvote this!
      Must build GLORIOUS Tea Plantations

    • @Mini_Squatch
      @Mini_Squatch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      its been ages since tea was officially added mate

    • @Salle37
      @Salle37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Imagine Spiff getting coached by DangerouslyFunny in StardewValley

    • @sevience1300
      @sevience1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeet

    • @engineergaming1624
      @engineergaming1624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Like so that our tyrannical lea-* coughs * *Glorious and Majestic Savior Spiff* sees this

  • @GameJade
    @GameJade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    "I'm sorry, you're fired."
    Warden starts to walk out.
    "Before you go, I just want you to know...you're fired."
    "What?"
    "I would've let this slide, but you're fired."
    "What are you saying?"
    "You know what? You're not fired, you can stay."
    "Really?"
    "No, you're fired."

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Now realize that all these lines are said by one same person: the Warden XD

    • @vixshire3672
      @vixshire3672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IchigoMait regular show

    • @pittagiiya
      @pittagiiya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAPPY 10TH CLICK-VERSARY, PRINTER BOY! HOW ABOUT ON YOUR 11TH I GIVE YOU A GAME OVER!?

  • @THE_DOC210
    @THE_DOC210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2112

    Geneva convention: exists.
    Spiff: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

    • @sagaisaksimonmir4728
      @sagaisaksimonmir4728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That is actually really weird I would say that in the 1949 Geneva conventions collective punishment is a war crime, and yes I am aware that most of internet already know that but I am wishing we make that all

    • @this_is_patrick
      @this_is_patrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sagaisaksimonmir4728 I may not be reading your comment correctly, but why is outlawing collective punishment weird?

    • @tjjordhen299
      @tjjordhen299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@this_is_patrick ask Patrick

    • @MrDazzlerdarren
      @MrDazzlerdarren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@this_is_patrick Because only the person that did the crime should be punished; for example if my Grand-dad did something awful to your Grand-dad why should I still be punished for it?

    • @rhawkas2637
      @rhawkas2637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Spiff: Exists.
      Geneva Convention: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    We were shaken down, locked up in our cells for over a week without food, and my cellmate died of starvation.
    9.5/10 experience; it has a little something for everyone.

    • @noizsegat1924
      @noizsegat1924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Firock Finion dunkey.

    • @taltamir
      @taltamir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      maybe it is out of spite? they are trying to make sure others get the same experience they had.

  • @nspring06
    @nspring06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    I like to think the suppression is just the warden promising a pizza party at the end of each week if the prisoners behave themselves.

    • @ButWhyMe...
      @ButWhyMe... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Cake

    • @lukasmagana466
      @lukasmagana466 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ButWhyMe... there is no cake

    • @DoThatBit
      @DoThatBit ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​​​@@lukasmagana466ur saying that...
      The cake is a...
      ...Read more

    • @justarandomguyplayingrando4792
      @justarandomguyplayingrando4792 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@DoThatBitwait a damn minute,is that a portal reference?

    • @DoThatBit
      @DoThatBit ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justarandomguyplayingrando4792 you got me bud lol

  • @chandrakas
    @chandrakas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    “On what front have you been well treated?”
    Spiff, you’ve handcuffed people to their beds for a solid week and just let them piss on each other. I’ll let you figure out what those 9 people are into.

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      they into handholding?! They are all DEGENERATES!

    • @geckoo9190
      @geckoo9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      -Youre going to jail for sex crimes and killing a furry
      -Yeeeea, can I bring the suit with me
      -Sure
      -And what about the stuffing

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@geckoo9190 The stuffing come, no worries ;)

    • @connorwilliams1888
      @connorwilliams1888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Coffee drinkers

    • @jellyarizomaramger1433
      @jellyarizomaramger1433 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *kinky*

  • @couldbeme5561
    @couldbeme5561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    _Prison-Wide PA system crackles on_
    _{Incomprehensible garble of 30 people talking at once}_
    Prisoners: Ah, that warden, he really, just makes me feel, welcome, y’know?

    • @sevience1300
      @sevience1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeet

    • @devonwilson8306
      @devonwilson8306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Alternatively, Prisoners: I think our Warden might be a tentacled creature from beyond reality, whose voice drives me to madness. I must avoid doing anything that draws its attention if I want to survive.

    • @aaronbasham6554
      @aaronbasham6554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Worse, comprehensive garble of 30 people talking simultaneously

    • @kristophia7310
      @kristophia7310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      its simple when there is a riot the guards tell the warden's
      and the warden's say :ALL IS FINE
      at the same time

    • @CaptNSquared
      @CaptNSquared 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      We are The Warden.
      You will be reformed
      Resistance is futile

  • @xPLAYnOfficial
    @xPLAYnOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    _PA clicks on_
    _(indiscernable voices from 21 wardens)_
    Random prisoner: _C A L M_

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Prisoner: P A N I K
      Loudspeaker: *voice of the legion*
      Prisoner: K A L M

    • @JoelJames2
      @JoelJames2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'm more impressed they could get the PA system to work without electricity.

    • @saivinayakdaya4648
      @saivinayakdaya4648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It won’t be indiscernible, it would just be all of them saying the same thing at the same time.

    • @calebh3632
      @calebh3632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FlameDarkfire ave. True to Caesar

  • @henrywarmoth1792
    @henrywarmoth1792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    "6 prisoners say they've been well treated"
    In the lower right corner at the same time: "Deaths today: 6" I guess they died happy. 😂

    • @DeepfriedChips
      @DeepfriedChips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      7 months later, first reply

    • @henrywarmoth1792
      @henrywarmoth1792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DeepfriedChips thanks. I forgot I wrote this. Lol

    • @h-Films
      @h-Films 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      7 months later, third reply

    • @thegreydiant1652
      @thegreydiant1652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      8 months, fourth reply.

    • @BlockyRaptor
      @BlockyRaptor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      8 months and 2 days later, 5th reply

  • @redweege2929
    @redweege2929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "they havent eaten in over a day and the danger level is decreasing! this makes no sense!"
    you wouldnt be dangerous if you where starving too lmao

    • @daneshipway581
      @daneshipway581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      North Korea in one sentence

  • @PiniutLEGIT
    @PiniutLEGIT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Prisoners: We're about to riot.
    One million wardens: **breathing**
    Prisoners: We're suppressed. We don't want to riot anymore.

    • @idontwanttoputmyname403
      @idontwanttoputmyname403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      With that many wardens I'd want to keep THEM happy if I was a prisoner

    • @anarchosnowflakist786
      @anarchosnowflakist786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the solution is to snap their necks !

    • @frozenheartedgiant8330
      @frozenheartedgiant8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like a problem for Mr. Mackay to solve

    • @anarchosnowflakist786
      @anarchosnowflakist786 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @alkaser399 imagine sticking pictures of it everywhere around the prison so they can't escape

  • @AfferbeckBeats
    @AfferbeckBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Spiff yells "You're fired!" at the same guy 20 times, then says to the 20 guys in the hallway "You're all hired"

    • @AshPikachu9
      @AshPikachu9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Then he goes back to the guy he fired 20 times and says “your hired”

    • @kieran6815
      @kieran6815 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      D

  • @tlozfreak888
    @tlozfreak888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "I'm firing you ten times"
    "What? Why?"
    "Cloning."

  • @loganl7547
    @loganl7547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    You see a normal person would think Paul Frosts wifes age was 41, and his sons were 19 and 13 years old, but really it means he has 41 wives, 19 son's, and 13 "son's"

    • @Gh0sty-_-
      @Gh0sty-_- ปีที่แล้ว

      Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @MrEvan312
    @MrEvan312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Over a year later the duplication exploit does not seem to have been fixed... they're too afraid of what else Spiff may dig up if they get rid of this one.

    • @TaikaJamppa
      @TaikaJamppa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh it is still in the game, and I admit, I like it… but it is not very useful with other than these two wardens… I mean, really, I only play with Saphara anyway.

    • @CaptainB1994
      @CaptainB1994 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's been fixed(if it was ever present) in the console version.

  • @Theozaz
    @Theozaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    This is like the warden just strolling around dealing with the complaints and responding, "We'll look into that and sort it tomorrow." And they believe it...

    • @WombatDave
      @WombatDave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's why you need 20. The first one doesn't do anything, so they go to the second, then the third, etc. By the time they get to the last one the starvation has rendered them unable to physically do anything about their complaints.

    • @magnusamann6806
      @magnusamann6806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The wardens are actually handing out opium, thats the only explanation

  • @candestry
    @candestry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    Spiff: "I have an infinite money exploit!"
    Also Spiff: *Spends $50k setting it up and earns $100*

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      just add one metal detector.
      Watch the spice FLOW. (also doggos. you've never seen all the money a doggo sniffing bleach could earn you)

    • @Juno101
      @Juno101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It's infinite, no one said it's a lot of money

    • @aaronc1051
      @aaronc1051 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's a mutator called more conterband that makes it alot more profitable

    • @raymondwiggins354
      @raymondwiggins354 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im pretty sure the infinite warden glitch still works too

  • @leonardorivelorivelo9253
    @leonardorivelorivelo9253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    "Hello im the new Warden of the Prison."
    "Wait, IM THE WARDEN"
    "Wtf im the warden"
    "If You are the Warden, he is the Warden and Im the Warden then who is running the Prison?"

    • @calebbilling4984
      @calebbilling4984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "The Warden."
      *[Confused noises in Warden(s)]*

    • @susa.k.a.pinkguy2036
      @susa.k.a.pinkguy2036 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *scooby doo theme plays* *shaggy enters the chat* ah, u feeble mortals have dared awoken the shaggy=?!?

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All of them are. Just don’t tell them that.

    • @Wapako
      @Wapako 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me! The real warden !

    • @EugeneRimmer
      @EugeneRimmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, I'm the warden!

  • @loke6664
    @loke6664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I don't think poor Paul actually had 30 families, it is far more likely Spiffco prison Corp just didn't bother to inform the families of all the dead prisoners that their loved ones had starved to death.

  • @yuelianghunge
    @yuelianghunge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "we havent been fed for over a month now , almost 99% of us are dying every SINGLE SECONDS , but you know what the warden kinda cool let not complain about that sh*t"

  • @Mgauge
    @Mgauge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    The line between “prison” and “death cult” is a very thin one.

    • @Thecarianknight
      @Thecarianknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well can,t se any(-:

    • @filipetrujeira3359
      @filipetrujeira3359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ṂṐὴḵ∄ḩ **Well, I can't see any.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ṂṐὴḵ∄ḩ No problem

  • @chancentd
    @chancentd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Warden: there is no war in ba sing say

    • @pepealasquid6005
      @pepealasquid6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Praise the fire lord

    • @orca2964
      @orca2964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It’s spelled Ba Sing Se.

    • @horesfan400
      @horesfan400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's Ba Spiff Se.

    • @ac.creations
      @ac.creations 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like Na Sing Se

    • @sleepy6x
      @sleepy6x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MY CABBAGES!!!

  • @mrsleepsleep40
    @mrsleepsleep40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    prisoner: has no food, water , hygiene , clothes, social interaction , fun , actually a purpose in the prison if you dont count the buffing of the death rate in the prison.
    the voice of the 20 wardens in his mind: chill bro its gonna be ok
    prisoner : this is the best day of my life.

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Clearly someone hired Morgan Freeman.
      Twenty Times
      He's just reading the ingredients list on the cereal he gets to eat, and everyone is just CHILLING in their cells.

  • @packediceisthebestminecraf9007
    @packediceisthebestminecraf9007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Imagine sitting in a prison cell for multiple days without being fed listening to 25 wardens saying like "You're fine" " you'll be alright trust me." "You're not starving because i tell you you're fine" "Don't worry about the food, our voices will calm you."

  • @Dhieleos
    @Dhieleos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    imagine getting 20 pink slips. "wow. they really didnt like my work, huh?" (21 new wardens show up to take your place)

  • @Daikoon
    @Daikoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I am getting a that mitchell and webb look feeling when i hear you say "everything is fine, all
    the issues are over now, please remain indoors" XD

    • @acls1239
      @acls1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thespiffingbrit stardew Valley I'm almost 100% sure that they added tea plants The vanilla game

    • @metallkopf988
      @metallkopf988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One warden talking to another:
      "Hans... are we the _baddies_?!"

    • @jdbm1978
      @jdbm1978 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mitchell and Webb dressed as Nazis once so should be cancelled including all of us for watching it, including Spiff. Sorry Spiff.

    • @HangTimeNinjas
      @HangTimeNinjas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      where were you when the event occured? ahha

  • @AKAGFunk
    @AKAGFunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Spiff tokens are a perfectly balanced currency with no exploits.

    • @tinysaddledchicken
      @tinysaddledchicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I vote D, we all know what Spiff will do...

    • @TNP-
      @TNP- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ill spam d with different accounts
      s p i f

  • @David-kc4zi
    @David-kc4zi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Spiff: "I mean who actually, wants to build a prison; It's much easier to steal it really..."
    Me: Isn't stealing a prison, gonna get you.... you know.. sentenced to prison?

    • @gloreaf1850
      @gloreaf1850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But if you steal the prison... It's your prison. You could just... let yourself out.

    • @AsuraBoss
      @AsuraBoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Going to prison anyway.

  • @leglo4996
    @leglo4996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I always love it whenever spiffing goes in announcer voice over

  • @brendanbush2174
    @brendanbush2174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Gaslighting prisoner and wardens until they believe everything is okay

  • @codysmit
    @codysmit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    When the day finally comes that people can be charged in real life for actions committed in video games, Spiff's trial will make the Nuremberg Trials look like a petty crimes charge.

    • @ScaredCat4
      @ScaredCat4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Oh my friend, you haven't heard the horrifying tales of GrayStillPlays.

    • @richardbudgell7507
      @richardbudgell7507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I laughed too hard at this and I ran to puke, you assholes are too funny *WHEEZING NOISES*

    • @LegoEngineer003
      @LegoEngineer003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      casey promise Gray will just place a few floating tables to confuse everyone, build a tower, then proceed to fly across the nation killing enemies with a bow in said tower

    • @christianfreedom-seeker2025
      @christianfreedom-seeker2025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uh, don't give the Left any more ideas!

    • @rbck8826
      @rbck8826 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine call me kevins trial!

  • @SearcGaming
    @SearcGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    "$1 a day per inmate is illigal" - American private security prisons say hello.

    • @elduendedeslaverdad9772
      @elduendedeslaverdad9772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      FPSRussia said it was 37 cents when he was in.

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hell, Joe Arpaio fed his prisoners on $1.50 per day at his tent city jail.

    • @flopus7
      @flopus7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Government prisons charge per day as well

    • @namnams1495
      @namnams1495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      American Schools say Hello

    • @AzureIV
      @AzureIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The song "In the Arms of an Angel" are playing in the background.
      The commercial is in black and white.
      "For just $1 a day you can save an inmate."

  • @tatters8236
    @tatters8236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I just dawned on me that Australia is the perfect example of being too lazy to build a prison

    • @heeff
      @heeff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They didn’t have enough space. They tried to just keep the prisoners in prison boats called ‘hulks’ but when they discovered Australia they decided to use them for free labour

    • @christianfreedom-seeker2025
      @christianfreedom-seeker2025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Moon would be a PERFECT spot to house a series of prisons in the lava tubes. Think about it, no-one can escape it because of the vacuum of space!

    • @phroggu
      @phroggu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@christianfreedom-seeker2025 I'm sorry, THE MOON? LAVA TUBES? Did i miss a couple decades of technological advancements?

    • @kylenetherwood8734
      @kylenetherwood8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@christianfreedom-seeker2025 I like how you're a libertarian who wants a prison built on the moon.

  • @jb111082
    @jb111082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Police: Tell us where the drugs are, or you're going to prison for 20 years!
    Suspect: I'm not afraid of your prison
    Police: It's ran by Spiff
    Suspect: Here's a map!

  • @huuweee
    @huuweee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "he is starving again, but honestly i do anything i can just to stop being arrested" - apparently everything besides building a kitchen that is.
    Also it is lovely how the prison is wide open but no one seems to care to just go home xD

  • @frozenheartedgiant8330
    @frozenheartedgiant8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    US prison system watching this video:
    Write that down, write that down.

    • @Viranical
      @Viranical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sadly there's already prison wardens who brag about spending less than 1$ per prisoner per day

  • @dakotadyer8813
    @dakotadyer8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    The meal variety is still better than US school lunches

    • @wildwyatxbox
      @wildwyatxbox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your not wrong

    • @damagedcortex1415
      @damagedcortex1415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      much better than US prisons

    • @jerbar1280
      @jerbar1280 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the quality is much better than hospital food

    • @uckcpr
      @uckcpr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *laughs in tea land*

    • @HDTomo
      @HDTomo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn americans. Find it right to throw tea away and feed their children grub? Pfft!

  • @jerubaal101
    @jerubaal101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Imagine being a hardened criminal and getting "the talk" from a high school guidance counselor every single day. It'd keep Charles Bronson suppressed.

  • @buriedpet
    @buriedpet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Can you underflow the wardens calming effect to make the most dangerous prison in existence?

  • @jrm-c1u
    @jrm-c1u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I feel like his comedy deserves more than 1.5M subs. Is it just me? he makes me laugh every video the whole time.

  • @thaias9654
    @thaias9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Imagine starving to death but you don’t feel like you’re starving, just because 10 clones of the same guy said your are not starving in a calm, relaxing voice.

    • @anthonyromanelli1392
      @anthonyromanelli1392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Such is the power of motivational speaking

    • @guy_autordie
      @guy_autordie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For knowing what starvation is, I can assure you, you will kill these guys.

    • @geckoo9190
      @geckoo9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would be more worried about finding them all in a dark corridor

    • @bobby45825
      @bobby45825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Religion summarized.

  • @infin8comet
    @infin8comet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    6 people in a prison while starving: ThiS Is FiNe

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Food is gas for the body. Meditation is gas for the soul"
    - 5th Snitch about to be shived

  • @Yeetmastr4
    @Yeetmastr4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    15:07
    The danger level is decreasing because everyone is dying.

  • @JMHusin
    @JMHusin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "There is no war in -Ba Sing Se- this prison" - The Pacifier

  • @pokediamond70
    @pokediamond70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I’m convinced spiff is on a quest to break every game

    • @ssinji1185
      @ssinji1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thespiffingbrit a truly talented man you are

    • @twat9192
      @twat9192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pokediamond you are correct all he has to do is pong

    • @pokediamond70
      @pokediamond70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Spiffing Brit indeed i’m sure todd howard will be shaking in his boots when you wreck his next game

    • @humantent945
      @humantent945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thespiffingbrit You have forgotten Yorkshire Tea - The Game

    • @yugitrump435
      @yugitrump435 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thespiffingbrit still waiting on 100 stat man vs the communitea

  • @rocketman2485
    @rocketman2485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Just finished a cup of tea. Must have summoned spiff

  • @lolcatsravenight
    @lolcatsravenight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Ah, Spiff is modelling the American Prison System today I see.

    • @joshlewis5065
      @joshlewis5065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Way better than the Russian prison system. If you get cought with some weed, they will throw you in Black Dolphin with the cannibals.

    • @christianfreedom-seeker2025
      @christianfreedom-seeker2025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well the problem is prisoners are treated TOO WELL!

    • @englishsquidofficial
      @englishsquidofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The British prison system

  • @firenutter1798
    @firenutter1798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    can you just imagine the rough day that be comming home from being the warden of the Spiffing Brit's jail saying to thereadorable famly how they got sacked nearly endlessly then cloned for the jails owners benifit

  • @ha7vds
    @ha7vds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    this sounds like something a failed austrian painter would do

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Well historically, the British prison system has been rather hit-or-miss.

    • @Lord_Asshat
      @Lord_Asshat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Australia as example

    • @kyrnti1075
      @kyrnti1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I guess he didnt miss huh?

    • @apotatoman4862
      @apotatoman4862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kyrnti1075 ...

    • @kyrnti1075
      @kyrnti1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You got a brit that never wants to sip ya (the Coffee get your mind out of the gutter)

    • @kyrnti1075
      @kyrnti1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is gonna do a dup And he wont miss ya

  • @timmywuwon2879
    @timmywuwon2879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Hello I am The Warden, who are you?"
    "I am The Warden."
    "Nice to meet you The Warden."
    "Same here The Warded."

  • @smile_or_kill7750
    @smile_or_kill7750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The wardens on the intercom: "Imagine yourself in a frozen forest..."

    • @Epictaco45
      @Epictaco45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A random prisoner yells "WHAT IS THE FROZEN FOREST!"

    • @happyhollow-days2871
      @happyhollow-days2871 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Where is the frozen Forrest!"

    • @ButWhyMe...
      @ButWhyMe... 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Call of duty..?

  • @AzureIV
    @AzureIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:36 The song "In the Arms of an Angel" are playing in the background.
    The commercial is in black and white.
    "For just $1 a day you can save an inmate."

  • @skiptoacceptancemdarlin
    @skiptoacceptancemdarlin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is exactly the game a talented dev would design during his 6 months in county jail while awaiting a court date for a DUI (no, he can't afford bail. in America you can either buy your way out, or design a video game based on jail while you wait it out).

  • @Markmylifewithwords
    @Markmylifewithwords 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Spiff in a nutshell: If it doesn't involve tea. It i cannot see.

    • @DeadlycheesePeople
      @DeadlycheesePeople 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      please publish your poetry. You are truly gifted

  • @sigurd3580
    @sigurd3580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    British people are "experts" in terms of the justice system. So much so that the prisoners made their own country and declared independence.

    • @weesnaorc1203
      @weesnaorc1203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Australia

    • @sevience1300
      @sevience1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeet

    • @tokiri485
      @tokiri485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And yet the prison country made in a land that actively wants to kill them is still more sensible than the dipshits who threw tea in the harbour .

    • @olliesmith4235
      @olliesmith4235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@weesnaorc1203 I think you mean ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀

    • @robtoe10
      @robtoe10 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah...America... ;)

  • @gerhardvanniekerk3759
    @gerhardvanniekerk3759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    For the love of everything tea. Can we please get a video from Spiff co on the perfect balance of sid meier's civilization beyond earth.

    • @gerhardvanniekerk3759
      @gerhardvanniekerk3759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@thespiffingbrit A perfectly balanced game in the universe of Sid Meier

    • @rhawkas2637
      @rhawkas2637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thespiffingbrit That sounds promising. XD

    • @firstnamelastname2703
      @firstnamelastname2703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thespiffingbrit how did you reply to this before it was posted!?

    • @sircharlesvonpimpsmack7667
      @sircharlesvonpimpsmack7667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's because the power of tea gives power to the queen and therefore spiff.

    • @devonwilson8306
      @devonwilson8306 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gerhardvanniekerk3759 It wanted so badly to be Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, and it just wasn't.

  • @NestofBugs
    @NestofBugs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i just love the sound of your voice. this channel gets the table approval

  • @KnineFeline
    @KnineFeline ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Spiff's prison theme: "Better than you deserve" XD

  • @patrickbaker7014
    @patrickbaker7014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The Spiffing Brit is just a slightly more sane version of Let's Game It Out

    • @why6860
      @why6860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BombingLlamas Breaking News: is it still a surprise about what Florida man has done?

  • @ralf7823
    @ralf7823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    China laughs at your feeble attempt to recreate their prison system.

  • @Master_Yoda1990
    @Master_Yoda1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When everyone is dead then there is no danger of starvation.

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *_Stalin would like to know your location._*

    • @Master_Yoda1990
      @Master_Yoda1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SkyNinja759 🇰🇵 🇰🇵Kim didn’t want “all” to die, no guts if you ask me, so the next solution was it doesn’t exist if the people won’t complain about it 🤔🇰🇵🇰🇵

  • @Lustr0us_Ma3str0
    @Lustr0us_Ma3str0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the way multiple choice questions work is if there is an "all of the above" option, that the answer lol

  • @arthasmenethil9957
    @arthasmenethil9957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I know the chances of him taking over the world are slim, but in that unlikely event, I want that Spiff token. D. Final Answer.

  • @simplex_games2493
    @simplex_games2493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    U said “he’s just passed out due to being unconscious” lol

  • @odstbag337
    @odstbag337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I know this is an ongoing question, but where does Spiff get these stock photos from? Like really, he keeps using some peculiar ones, and they definitely aren't from Google . . .

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He’ll if I know

    • @Kimichitsuzuku
      @Kimichitsuzuku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait, those aren't just members of the community he's had dress up and pose for him to immortalize?

    • @igamable9576
      @igamable9576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He bought a stock photos pack and just applied his own watermark to them because people was angry when he stopped using watermarked photos.

    • @WombatDave
      @WombatDave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shutterstock, I believe. At the very least, that is one source for them.

  • @thaynewarnick5715
    @thaynewarnick5715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You've done it again you mad man! I must get the tea for this one.

  • @ryanthelin6867
    @ryanthelin6867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Imagine if the spiffing Scot and let's game it out did a collab that would be amazing! And most likely chaos😂

  • @pauls5745
    @pauls5745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't even play these games but watching them being exploited is fascinating!!
    I wonder if Prison Architect can be played with 0 prisoners?

  • @blax140
    @blax140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Even if a game doesn't have an economy spiff is still gunna find a unlimited money glitch

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Of course, he is British after all.

  • @fading_cinder7513
    @fading_cinder7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Nooo you can’t just abuse digital prisoners into starvation
    Spiff: hahaha infinite wardens exploits go burrurrur

  • @UnluckyGunner
    @UnluckyGunner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The answer is actually secret option E: Yes AND MORE!!

  • @Darwinator
    @Darwinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I prepared my tea and let it brew but then forgot about it. Thanks to your intro I remembered to pause the video and go and get it! Thanks Brit!

  • @Sharm1995
    @Sharm1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:53 In the next episode watch how "spiff tokens" are perfectly balanced with no exploits.

  • @tomchubby1438
    @tomchubby1438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I will only be concerned when spiff puts something up along the lines of ‘Is not perfectly balanced’. At this point we are in the end times

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oooh, I want to see a title saying: [Thing] is *not* perfectly balanced.
      Though I would be concerned as well

    • @tomchubby1438
      @tomchubby1438 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thaias it would be condemned!!!

  • @ZachMcZachington
    @ZachMcZachington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Definitely D, can’t wait for you to take over so I get my spiff token

  • @dffdff-kw7rc
    @dffdff-kw7rc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    sees title
    no tree farming literally unwatchable

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your profile pic matches the comment very well.

    • @alephkasai9384
      @alephkasai9384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :(

  • @oboll6064
    @oboll6064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Spiff, you can toggle auto placement of lights in the foundations menu, which also transfers over to quick build. This prevents you from spending money on the lights that most of your exploit rooms have and aren't powered, meaning they also prevent them from annoying you and/or your viewers with the constant blinking icon.

  • @joshuapatrick682
    @joshuapatrick682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10 guards for 53 prisoners?! What do you think this is, France? That number is way to high! 1 guard can definitely handle 53 prisoners…

  • @archiealderdice1852
    @archiealderdice1852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I just send my prisoners of to a far away land were they will probably die.
    Edit guys my prisoners are starting a country please help

    • @floralfires
      @floralfires 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Easy. Use the extinction bomb.

    • @archiealderdice1852
      @archiealderdice1852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@floralfires thanks for the tip I'll try that does fire bombs work as that is what I am currently using on the country

    • @floralfires
      @floralfires 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probaly, just make sure they don't get any

  • @bluewuppo
    @bluewuppo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I see you took inspiration from the U.S prison system with that whole entrapment plan

  • @DesolatorMagic
    @DesolatorMagic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This reminds me of the Mordor 2 glitch where you create a new character, trade them -100000 and then delete them and you get positive 100000 currency lol.

  • @laughingcrow9363
    @laughingcrow9363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Truly splendid my good Spiff! But *gasp* I find myself disappointed to see that a true Brit such as yourself hasn't taken to exploiting the gods of Dark souls, surely you would be able to extend your British imperial arm to these "lesser beings" and show them the true British way.

  • @riskyworks
    @riskyworks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Spiff should become the ruler of England, by breaking Monarchy and becoming the new leader… Not really, but also yes, because free tea

    • @somethinguncreative4475
      @somethinguncreative4475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      then he could finally fulfill his dream.
      mandated 5 drinks of tea an hour.

  • @imsofakingcool4488
    @imsofakingcool4488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "A snitch was just murdered" sounded so odd coming from you haha

  • @snorp6781
    @snorp6781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    1:44
    Normal people: D
    Intellectuals: ABC

    • @jamieevans3666
      @jamieevans3666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you horrible person why did you create such an abomination of a name

    • @pepealasquid6005
      @pepealasquid6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A fellow intellectual I see

    • @majoryikes2221
      @majoryikes2221 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes, a man of culture I see

  • @andrewtoasterr9325
    @andrewtoasterr9325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's D, it's ALWAYS ALL THE THE balanced™ THINGS

  • @HaydenX
    @HaydenX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I haven't eaten in six days!"
    "OHHhhhmmmm...OHHhhhhmmmmm...."
    "I'm really hungry, but I don't care...WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!"

  • @luismunoz588
    @luismunoz588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    22:47 Little did Spiff know that Paul Frost was arrested on 27 counts of tax evasion and failure to pay child support.

  • @FlameDarkfire
    @FlameDarkfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “$1 per day to feed inmates...” -Sheriff Joe Arpaio has entered chat

  • @domination5467
    @domination5467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Spiff where have you been? I’ve missed you 😢😢
    Can’t wait for the next Minecraft livestream btw - SPIFFTOPIA FOREVER!!!

  • @davidbrierley1454
    @davidbrierley1454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm getting strong Vault Tec vibes from this one

  • @redacted7230
    @redacted7230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “We’re going to have low meal Quantity and low meal Variety”
    I’m other words: we moved to prison to the Soviet Union

    • @beefyblom
      @beefyblom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And then he just stopped feeding them. He literally created a GULAG

    • @Ahmed_Hasan_
      @Ahmed_Hasan_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean out of the Soviet Union

  • @Juno101
    @Juno101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pacified prisoners be like: "It's the end of our lives and we know it, but I feel fine."

  • @MiloWildfire
    @MiloWildfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hmmm, a Spiff making an episode about police violence now...

    • @kubablaszka
      @kubablaszka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      American Justice & Incarceration System IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - infinitely funded police is broken

    • @blunderingfool
      @blunderingfool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kubablaszka | Try infinitely funded terror groups. BLM has blood on its hands.

  • @Ixarus6713
    @Ixarus6713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I sure seem to be aDdicted to Spiff's videos at the moment!

  • @Slooowdy
    @Slooowdy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Just as early as the morning tea, welcome ladies and gentlemen !

  • @Picksol
    @Picksol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Year 3000: ‘earth is a perfectly balanced world with no exploits’
    Year 5000: *our universe is a perfectly balanced universe with no exploits*

  • @dailypositivity6659
    @dailypositivity6659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "If you disagree with me, you're wrong"
    -Parents in a nutshell