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18:00 her strategy is to talk to the friend of the guy? That sounds like the worst strategy. If a girl is talking to my buddy, especially if he's a less attractive guy, then that girl is 100% off my list because I'm not gonna swoop in on a girl if my friend is interested.
There was this old joke where this comedian was talking about reading women's magazines and feeling like he is spying on the enemy. This is like spying on the enemy and realizing their reality is MASH.
If the guy is overly attractive to me I get nervous and can't look at him. Looking someone in the eyes is very weird when you want them... at least for me.
@@clintt5939 That means they thought you were *really really* hot. They're intimidated. (jk........you're probably fucked up looking or something. 😂🤣😂 Learn to work with it or around it, or lower your standards appropriately.)
Nah theres PURPOSELY ignoring, then theres involuntarily ignoring. Fine line, like one of the replies said. If they're purposely ignoring you then yes you're probably hot, but involuntarily ignoring you they probably actually dont even realize you're there.
To be honest most guys don’t like playing games unless they are “Players”,if you are truly looking for a relationship just be a straight shooter and cut through all the bullshit!
as first hand experience as "the ugly friend that gets talked to" I can tell you that once you do hook up with the hot guy, we both talk about it & laugh later because we know exactly what youre doing lol
Just stumbled onto this now after watching Netflix Degenerates. (Which was fire btw.)These two chics are just so chill. Witty, honest & a breathe of fresh air. I wish more women had no problem with actually expressing themselves and their GENUINE feelings for one another like this. Love Nikki & she vibes so well with so many🔥 And Bring back Hannah again, cool ass chic.(I’ll be looking for her Podcast) Keep it coming girl !! ✌️💛
18:20 or so. If a girl is talking to my friend and he seems interested in her. I am not going to have anything to do with her. I feel like this game she likes is going to attract the worst guys. lol
seriously. it's only going to attract weird alpha dudes who are at bottom insecure... and these "comedians" wonder why they can't find a decent hot guy
Crackle crackle dan! Now we gotta get both these ladies on the Bonfire and just start asking questions, I’d pay so much to see Jay start joining in on it
Ooh: very subtle, but the answer to a question is edited out at 14:31. Nikki: "Because they think that every guy does that--" Hannah: "Did DAN laugh at your jokes?" Nikki: (pausing before responding) "Hmnmn..." [CUT AWAY TO HANNAH; NIKKI'S RESPONSE IS REMOVED] Nikki: "You were telling on the podcast..." You can clearly see it's been altered because Anya is sitting there one second with a sweatshirt on and in the next moment she's removed it. So the question remains: did Dan Soder ever laugh at any of Nikki's jokes? Also--ladies--can you decipher what Nikki was about to say before the edit? That look on her face says a lot but I'm a dude so I can't read her facial cues well enough to know if she was going to say "yes" or "no".
@@johnlewis8934 He's a regular on Billions. It's a pretty good (very good even) show on Showtime about shady traders. I like his character. But yeah, he's not that famous.
Welcome to the beginning of enlightenment grasshopper. 😁 That is women in general. I'm 61 yrs old and it took me a long time to realize this about women. Being an admirer of young women this was a life changed for me. lol
This is hilarious because I have never used any kind of “strategy” with women, but I know plenty of male friends who get kind of weird with that concept. But what’s really funny is that I do recall chatting up the “ less desirable” member of a group, just to see if Lady Luck graced me with her presence..
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x When she said "I love negging" - all my rants about the shallow *** that negging works on well enough, to justify PUA coaches, found a face and a brain. It makes sense for a comedian's sense of humour, but otherwise... oof.
@Carleton Rutherford says the person roasting someone who was just making a funny comment.. can't let whichever girl you're obsessed with possibly enjoy a compliment without tearing her down with your jealousy.
19:15 "because i am being authentic, i don't know you yet! so i'm not going to try to be flirty with you" ... uhh yeah. you're just going to have a whole game plan from the moment you see him. what you're doing is just an advanced version of flirting. but you're not being authentic. nikki was right
You're so intelligent that I really like when you put an element of yourself in to the conversation and even if isn't a conversation to be funny, you could grab hold of the content and make it entertaining and funny either way. Trust yourself I say and I would watch every tv show/listen to every podcast that you ever!
This conversation confirmed so many things that I suspected of women. Thank you for this clip. It makes hooking up and dating so much easier for me now.
@@patglennon9671 Nikki is close to 35 and Hannah is touching 30, and see how complicated and complex they make hooking up when they are already attracted to the guy. Every 26+ year old girl you meet in a bar and take number will probably have three such friends who will have such conversations with her about you. You have to fight through all this crap and games to get to her and meet her again, even though she is already attracted to you and wants to bang you. But when these girls were 21 or 22, do you think they thought so much before they hooked up or had sex? NO. And, they were better looking, younger and probably more horny. So as a man, you have to ask yourself 'Do I want to fight through all this crap to get to the girl, when she has already had sex with many guys when she was hotter, younger and made it easier for those men?' NO, you don't have to. Catch the Hannah's and Nikki's when they are 22 and 23.
and I mean..., that's quite common, and nothing to be ashamed of. When you are fucking 19! Having these issues well past 30... Some honest self-reflection would help.
As a college tennis player in top-ranked I can completely relate I had performance anxiety and it kind of ruined tennis for me and there's so many ups and downs that losing got more stressful but it made winning mean nothing she's a beautiful girl
Have you ever read Infinife Jest? The writer was a child tennis prodigy and part of the novel takes place at a fictional tennis academy. It's really funny.
This was so funny and so scary at the same time I gave my first thumbs up and I subscribed to get all notifications. Truly a comic force to be immortalized.
Watching this conversation is soooo therapeutic. I've become friends with ex's exes, and everything you are saying is true. It's not as real to talk to a professional therapist about these things, because it takes too much time and, therefore, money, to fill the therapist in on all the relevant details. It gets to the key points faster when one talks to someone else who already has direct experience with a particular person of interest.
I was today years old when I learned that Nikki has/had a podcast. I am def fckin psyched for her (& 4 all women) bcuz she deserves everything and we need her wicked bad. Btw, the sexual tens between her & Hannah is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I SO love Hannah Berner! First time listening to her and she's beautiful and fun. Also, I just got an ego boost hearing that women enjoy ignoring the hot guys. Now I know I must be fine af! 👍😃
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Hi Nikki,
Can you please let us know if you will be uploading full podcast episodes here or just bits of the episodes?
Just for the record the word Eskimo is frowned upon by the people that are commonly known as such & prefer the word INUIT
Just an FYI for Everyone
It's still new information
Just for the record the word Eskimo is frowned upon by the people that are commonly known as such & the word INUIT is the appropriate word to use
Just an FYI for Everyone
It's still new information
nikki you do look like larry bird
18:00 her strategy is to talk to the friend of the guy? That sounds like the worst strategy. If a girl is talking to my buddy, especially if he's a less attractive guy, then that girl is 100% off my list because I'm not gonna swoop in on a girl if my friend is interested.
Yeah its a unspoken guy code that if a girl talks to one of your boys she automatically is off the list
I didn’t realize girls really be playing so many games. I don’t like it
That’s literally what men do all the time to get laid. Get over it.
@@sevothtartesama18 it's a dumb strategy whether it's men or women doing it.
LMAO she thinks guys behave like girls
I'm both extremely annoyed and entertained by this conversation.
There was this old joke where this comedian was talking about reading women's magazines and feeling like he is spying on the enemy. This is like spying on the enemy and realizing their reality is MASH.
You just hit the nail on the head... ..
Thats the schtick right?
@@brettlaw920 MASH?
@@Bipwxyz think he means the old tv show
Wow, I never realized before this episode that every single woman is actually into me, I thought they were just ignoring me.
😂😂😂
Now I get why they were talking with me...😢
LMFAOOOOOO
If the guy is overly attractive to me I get nervous and can't look at him. Looking someone in the eyes is very weird when you want them... at least for me.
@@lisam1479 I just look at your picture and I realize I'm looking into your eyes and it freaked me out so weird
Note to self: When women ignore you, that means you're hot!
Idk man I've been ignored by a lot of girls and none of them really seemed that interested
Not ignore. Aloof
@@seanpaulson9098 *Thin line
@@clintt5939 That means they thought you were *really really* hot. They're intimidated.
(jk........you're probably fucked up looking or something. 😂🤣😂
Learn to work with it or around it, or lower your standards appropriately.)
Nah theres PURPOSELY ignoring, then theres involuntarily ignoring. Fine line, like one of the replies said. If they're purposely ignoring you then yes you're probably hot, but involuntarily ignoring you they probably actually dont even realize you're there.
This is exactly why genuine conversations like these will never be overshadowed by contrived tv ever again
Chill out bro.
Don't try so hard.
To be honest most guys don’t like playing games unless they are “Players”,if you are truly looking for a relationship just be a straight shooter and cut through all the bullshit!
Watching them compliment each other the whole time was enlightening.
Nikki and hannah have so much chemistry they need their own show
They need there own bed actually. Nikki is so down with that. I just want to watch.
I'm 23 but I feel these girls are at least 6 years younger than me ...
this is a really great comment
Yeah they act younger but their pussies are so worn out so they have to act younger to fool men
@@horizonfios it's time to go outside bro
Pineapple Pioneer you are so right!!!!!!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@@horizonfios sounds good
as first hand experience as "the ugly friend that gets talked to" I can tell you that once you do hook up with the hot guy, we both talk about it & laugh later because we know exactly what youre doing lol
It's called being the wingman
I love Nikki’s entire personality!
She is naturally one of the most hilarious person that you know you would get along with!
I feel like a fly on the wall in the hot girls’ sleepover bedroom 😂
Which ones hot?
@@paulfolta6214 Nikki is the only hot one here. But I would never date her. Issues.
@@JimmyMon666 tbh yeah Nikki was the only one kinda hot
Paul... that's what I was thinking 🤔
Nikki and Hanna are both hot. Hannah actually reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. You guys are crazy if you think they're not attractive.
Can totally see why nikki crushes on this girl
Just stumbled onto this now after watching Netflix Degenerates. (Which was fire btw.)These two chics are just so chill. Witty, honest & a breathe of fresh air. I wish more women had no problem with actually expressing themselves and their GENUINE feelings for one another like this. Love Nikki & she vibes so well with so many🔥 And Bring back Hannah again, cool ass chic.(I’ll be looking for her Podcast) Keep it coming girl !! ✌️💛
Nikki's podcast is top-tier!
18:20 or so. If a girl is talking to my friend and he seems interested in her. I am not going to have anything to do with her. I feel like this game she likes is going to attract the worst guys. lol
word. bros over hoes
seriously. it's only going to attract weird alpha dudes who are at bottom insecure... and these "comedians" wonder why they can't find a decent hot guy
spot on brotha spot on
Ecrir Twy'Lar FAXX
You are so right. Rocking friendships for a thrill.
"...and that's a part of our world."
-Dan Rather
I don't know exactly why yet, but this whole thing was mesmerizing and I would watch a thousand episodes.
Crackle crackle dan! Now we gotta get both these ladies on the Bonfire and just start asking questions, I’d pay so much to see Jay start joining in on it
i would love Jay's commentary crackle crackle.
21:30 'I love a dumb dom...I'm gonna tie you up but i don't know how to do this knot!'
Ooh: very subtle, but the answer to a question is edited out at 14:31.
Nikki: "Because they think that every guy does that--"
Hannah: "Did DAN laugh at your jokes?"
Nikki: (pausing before responding) "Hmnmn..."
[CUT AWAY TO HANNAH; NIKKI'S RESPONSE IS REMOVED]
Nikki: "You were telling on the podcast..."
You can clearly see it's been altered because Anya is sitting there one second with a sweatshirt on and in the next moment she's removed it. So the question remains: did Dan Soder ever laugh at any of Nikki's jokes?
Also--ladies--can you decipher what Nikki was about to say before the edit? That look on her face says a lot but I'm a dude so I can't read her facial cues well enough to know if she was going to say "yes" or "no".
Love the honesty. Refreshing. Keep up the good work! Blunt and honest. Great stuff.
They need to do more pod-casts together.... So good.
"Then you guys need four guys." 😂
Nikki is funny. Love her shows. She is badass with her upfront in your face talks. Keep them coming Nikki.
Props to our boy Danny Soadz. Slangin' meat and breakin' hearts. Crackle crackle.
oh thank God I thought they were talking about Dan Rather! I was like 'dam, can't you do better?'
I can't find him on google. He must not be that famous
@@johnlewis8934 Search Dan Soder.
@@johnlewis8934 He's a regular on Billions. It's a pretty good (very good even) show on Showtime about shady traders. I like his character. But yeah, he's not that famous.
Homeboy is pounding Katie Nolan now.
The female version of "tunnel buddies" is "Pole Pals". You're welcome
It's Eskimo brothers and Eskimo sisteres. EBDB shall rise again
@@Mach1Greeble 💯
Lol these girls man, they contradict everything they say in the next sentence
Realtalk
How so?!
@@Simmuh2 How so?!
Welcome to the beginning of enlightenment grasshopper. 😁 That is women in general. I'm 61 yrs old and it took me a long time to realize this about women. Being an admirer of young women this was a life changed for me. lol
I love that they don't hate each other
Oh you know Hannah talks crap behind her back.
"Ok ill take the little ones" 😂😂😂 i died
shout out to the legend Vanilla Dan for cleaning up
barkevvv seriously they’re both so fine 😂
Ol big head slaying it
@@coltonensley7523 nah Nikki is like a 6 at best
And now Katie Nolan. Guy's on a good run.
@@billb825 is that confirmed?
where does one sign up to be one of the 4 guys? asking for a friend...
This might help th-cam.com/video/0o-4yLRRgB8/w-d-xo.html
Enjoyed the convo. Reminded me of a time when I was a bartender and the 3 gals at a table were having a brilliant talk with lots of laughter.
The most underrated show on the internet by far. This was awesome, all your videos + guests (so far lol) are awesome. Thank you for being you
You did it! You've made my dream come true. I've been waiting so long for this channel
I so thoroughly enjoyed this conversation, I can't even tell you
Way to go Soder. He always reminded me of Matthew Morrison from Glee.
Nikki: “I’ll take the little one...” 🤣🤣🤣💀
This is why I Love Nikki.
-The Little One
Damn, my gut when she said "maybe you just like someone else more you meet," after I was left for that reason!
This is hilarious because I have never used any kind of “strategy” with women, but I know plenty of male friends who get kind of weird with that concept. But what’s really funny is that I do recall chatting up the “ less desirable” member of a group, just to see if Lady Luck graced me with her presence..
Imagine being Dan listening to this !!! Lmao god bless bro
He won’t care or shouldn’t… after all he bed both of them!
I could watch Nikki all day!!! She is by far one of the best comedians ..........not to mention incredibly gorgeous!!!! I have liked and subscribed!!
14:06
Me: "MOM! WE NEED EXPOSED BRICK NOW!"
Underrated comment
16:50 this strategy is literally standard pickup artist game
Exactly what I was thinking.
Word for word. It's so amazingly ironic it's hilarious !
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x When she said "I love negging" - all my rants about the shallow *** that negging works on well enough, to justify PUA coaches, found a face and a brain. It makes sense for a comedian's sense of humour, but otherwise... oof.
@@37thraven true. Teasing is universal but a love of repeated negging .. that * has to have issues
Atta Boy Soder!
This reminds me of getting stuck alone in a conversation at a party with a bunch of girls I don't want to hook up with.
😂💀
The Heart Of A Blackbird You nailed it.
And yet he stayed till the end and commented 🤣🤣🤣
@@dancingdyonysis :(
Well put, looking for anyway to get out of this hot mess before it got anymore raw and gross.
Finally!!! Your own channel! Go Nikki! 💪👏
Where can I see the whole video? I just discoverd this show and I would like to listen more.
Nikki after seeing you on Joe Rogan is she the bucket list honey?
You are always fun to behold. Thanks for these. :-)
Danny sodz getting some top quality trim.
Jason weir top quality nah bruh, more like middle shelf🤣
@Carleton Rutherford says the person roasting someone who was just making a funny comment.. can't let whichever girl you're obsessed with possibly enjoy a compliment without tearing her down with your jealousy.
ÆONSONE LMAO
What is Trim
@@AshleyEllwood thank you, am glad someone got it.
Her physical reaction was.........wait for it.......... "Yes" !!!
19:15 "because i am being authentic, i don't know you yet! so i'm not going to try to be flirty with you" ... uhh yeah. you're just going to have a whole game plan from the moment you see him. what you're doing is just an advanced version of flirting. but you're not being authentic. nikki was right
@Arnab Chakraborty that makes sense. what's the shitstorm? i don't really follow her
You're so intelligent that I really like when you put an element of yourself in to the conversation and even if isn't a conversation to be funny, you could grab hold of the content and make it entertaining and funny either way. Trust yourself I say and I would watch every tv show/listen to every podcast that you ever!
Francis M The best conversations!
Dating any one of these girls seems soul-crushingly exhausting. Then again, I'm old and married.
I’m young and single and agree. LOL
@Arnab Chakraborty no wonder you're single.
@Arnab Chakraborty
I lold
I agree. Way too much. I’d rather die alone
You're right about that. 👍👍
This conversation confirmed so many things that I suspected of women. Thank you for this clip. It makes hooking up and dating so much easier for me now.
Do explain please?
@@patglennon9671 Nikki is close to 35 and Hannah is touching 30, and see how complicated and complex they make hooking up when they are already attracted to the guy. Every 26+ year old girl you meet in a bar and take number will probably have three such friends who will have such conversations with her about you. You have to fight through all this crap and games to get to her and meet her again, even though she is already attracted to you and wants to bang you.
But when these girls were 21 or 22, do you think they thought so much before they hooked up or had sex? NO. And, they were better looking, younger and probably more horny.
So as a man, you have to ask yourself 'Do I want to fight through all this crap to get to the girl, when she has already had sex with many guys when she was hotter, younger and made it easier for those men?' NO, you don't have to. Catch the Hannah's and Nikki's when they are 22 and 23.
You don't get women, lets me real
What's the female equivalent to a man-child? Got three of 'em here.
Comedians
A woman or a girl.
@Duribethin I cracked up when I read your answer 😂😂😂❤️
Thank you! Exactly, they look old and immature at the same time
A woman
Nikki and Hannah....a match made in viewer's heaven.
Their lovemaking must be beautiful.
Speaking as a man in his mid 60s..weknow we are "old" but we prefer the word "vintage" it's the same result but it sounds more expensive
Listening to this; so many signs that these gals' are the issue in all their relationships, and yet they think the guy is the problem.
Agreed!
Oh she knows 😅😂
it's almost always both
and I mean..., that's quite common, and nothing to be ashamed of. When you are fucking 19!
Having these issues well past 30... Some honest self-reflection would help.
As a college tennis player in top-ranked I can completely relate I had performance anxiety and it kind of ruined tennis for me and there's so many ups and downs that losing got more stressful but it made winning mean nothing she's a beautiful girl
Have you ever read Infinife Jest? The writer was a child tennis prodigy and part of the novel takes place at a fictional tennis academy. It's really funny.
Did they not care about punctuation at your college?
OMG LOL this conversation makes me so happy I decided on the apartment with lots of exposed brick. LOL
Nikki: new sub/ long-time fan fm Dallas Tx! You are hilariously funny. ty, dh
This *Lesbian Tourism* by straight girls got mainstream in the 90's. Definitely STILL gets the attention of the boys.
"When's he gonna lift the embargo?" anyone else die almost instantly from laughing here? At least pee a little? ROFL!
where do i apply to be one of these guys?
U got to have a dick over two inches
I am authentic. I act like I like someone, so I can get his friend to pay attention to me.
Female logic @19:07 “I love talking to I am being authentic” @20:23 “I’m antisocial”
I think its ok and you can be authentic and anti social at the same time lmao what's your reasoning?
Being authentic and antisocial aren't mutually exclusive...
This is sick, I love it.
This was my Friday night, 5-6 hours straight of watching the channel, great to find you back on here again
Michael Lock that’s really sad
Wow you made it
Hannah is so lovable.
This was so funny and so scary at the same time I gave my first thumbs up and I subscribed to get all notifications. Truly a comic force to be immortalized.
Is there a sign up sheet?
Agghhhhh hahahahaha “I’m gonna tie you up but I don’t know how to do this knot...” oh my fuck I love you.
LOL. Nikki always complains about cheesy dudes, Hannah spitting OLD school strategies straight out of The Game
Why did I love this so much
end of the conversation was going to great places. PLEASE FILM
@Todd Jodoin Thanks Todd, you're welcome. It's up to all of us to spread TRUTH
her "dating tip" for chatting up hot guys is an old technique for talking to hot women.
Exactly, old news
Love you and your podcast, Nikki!
the talking to hot guy story is exactly the way you do that with women...I guess it works both ways
I think comediennes are almost funnier having candid conversations than some of their stand ups which are pretty hilarious anyway.
So funny, Nikki! You are crushing this show!
How do we find your XM radio channel ?
Imagine the happiness you would feel the moment you jumped out of THIS van on I-90
Loved this, y'all are great
2 hours in bathroom? He is using drugs obviously
Hella duece 🤷♂️
This was everything 😂😂
I'm dying xD How the hell do you have only 50k subs...
76k subs now
where can i sign up?!! lol love this
Watching this conversation is soooo therapeutic. I've become friends with ex's exes, and everything you are saying is true. It's not as real to talk to a professional therapist about these things, because it takes too much time and, therefore, money, to fill the therapist in on all the relevant details. It gets to the key points faster when one talks to someone else who already has direct experience with a particular person of interest.
I was today years old when I learned that Nikki has/had a podcast. I am def fckin psyched for her (& 4 all women) bcuz she deserves everything and we need her wicked bad. Btw, the sexual tens between her & Hannah is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Is this where everyone Google's Dan soder
No its where someone states the obvious.
Yep, I had to see what he looked like. I knew the name, but not the face.
crackle crackle
You are such a great laugh!!you are amazing!
crackle crackle Soder!
Hannah is soo sooo soo right about the group approach, talking to the less attractive guy. This girl got some game.
I SO love Hannah Berner! First time listening to her and she's beautiful and fun. Also, I just got an ego boost hearing that women enjoy ignoring the hot guys. Now I know I must be fine af! 👍😃
You're so great!
I think I’m in love with her co-host 🤪
Anya Marina is cool as fuck.