Nikki Glaser’s Best Roast Moments

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  • @chickenclips
    @chickenclips 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3961

    when she says someone's name... the camera pans to their face... All you see is terror. She's good

    • @ShaeNik
      @ShaeNik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So true 😂😂😂

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Good and mean. Alec Baldwin took it well.

    • @tonygunk2674
      @tonygunk2674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Would love to have seen Nikki Glaser and Greg Giraldo on the same roast.

    • @hiro6406
      @hiro6406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Its so funny. They are trembling in fear. They even start talking to themselves 😂

  • @torystiffler2722
    @torystiffler2722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3809

    "You're the Tom Brady of commercials." That was such a siiiiick burn. Peyton tries to laugh it off but you can tell that one hit home.

    • @sajaibrahim2382
      @sajaibrahim2382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I didn't get it may you explain please.

    • @louielanz462
      @louielanz462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@sajaibrahim2382 she's saying Tom Brady is the best quarter back, better than Peyton and he's the best at commercials

    • @sajaibrahim2382
      @sajaibrahim2382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thanks!

    • @WZRDr
      @WZRDr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Im not even american, and I don't watch football, but i still get the reference.

    • @samuelzins5089
      @samuelzins5089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was absolutely hilarious

  • @Hemzees
    @Hemzees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    Jewel is so adorable. Took all the light-hearted humour with so much grace.

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Love this comment. You are right on. It's gotta be hard to take a joke like she does, but she was genuinely able to laugh. Respect.

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Holy shit, I was not ready for that Trailer Swift line.

    • @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM
      @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Jewel is way prettier than Nikki.

    • @bubbastill2040
      @bubbastill2040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All that talent and tiddies too!

    • @stormdog9169
      @stormdog9169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Her teeth add to her charm, give her uniqueness and personality. Nikki, well, she's thin. That's about all she's got going for her in the looks dept. Alec Baldwin said it best to her, "What can I say to hurt you that you haven't already said to yourself looking in the mirror at the Equinox?"

  • @en6278
    @en6278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    love how her jabs are so clever as well as brutal. I also love how she has these cute little apologetic moments where her humanity shows through & she seems sorry for being so merciless!

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc ปีที่แล้ว +21

      'I don't feel right about this"

    • @ballparkjebusite
      @ballparkjebusite 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      “I don’t know any of these people “

    • @minibixxx
      @minibixxx 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah she breaks the 4th wall and brings some relief at the perfect moments with those lines

  • @jetpesebre
    @jetpesebre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10647

    You know you're a great roaster when your 'Best Roast Moments' are just uncut clips of all of them

    • @zacharyjonnie6012
      @zacharyjonnie6012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      “Best roast moments”
      Shows her entire set

    • @DN..11
      @DN..11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Not even the whole sets lmao

    • @meme2363
      @meme2363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      She and Martha Stewart are incredible at roasts.

    • @meme2363
      @meme2363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Martha can’t be flustered.

    • @meme2363
      @meme2363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Your night nurse! I am ded

  • @7rays
    @7rays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8019

    “The only person you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave” scorching and brilliant!

    • @bucky90269
      @bucky90269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Ya that was a brilliant joke.

    • @maylee5928
      @maylee5928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      FUUCCKKKKK LMFAOOOO

    • @maylee5928
      @maylee5928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Rob Lowes face when she said that

    • @bobbydellinger3832
      @bobbydellinger3832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maylee5928 @

    • @appreciatte
      @appreciatte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The best joke of the skit.

  • @ohhShinxx
    @ohhShinxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8150

    “We’ve lost a lot of greats to suicide I think it’s time we lose some okays”
    Just such, SUCH a good joke. Levels to that.

    • @kingpm9072
      @kingpm9072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That was probably one I didn’t get pls someone help me

    • @scottcurrie3959
      @scottcurrie3959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@kingpm9072 She was referring the fact that Kevin Pollack was not a great actor, which he definitely is, but was only "OK"

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I actually liked the lead up a lot more.

    • @adrianonline69
      @adrianonline69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kingpm9072 Robin Williams was a great but this guy is just an OK ....

    • @jrdnruiz2
      @jrdnruiz2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Absolutely not. Suicide is never okay. Neither is her holocaust jokes. Nikki and Jeff go a little overboard sometimes

  • @lionelyoung3437
    @lionelyoung3437 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    That oat meal cross over joke to Robert is comedy gold. 🤣

    • @BobRooney290
      @BobRooney290 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      and she's so fluid with all the jokes. they all perfectly seam and are timed to perfection. and she's so hot.

    • @nazb33
      @nazb33 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@BobRooney290you got that right. 100%

  • @alec187
    @alec187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3569

    “Jeff is dressed like Prince... of Wales... the animal... your fat” freakin genius 😆😆

    • @ivonned32
      @ivonned32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alec She is

    • @indy3749
      @indy3749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      *You're

    • @alwaysamysteryyes2021
      @alwaysamysteryyes2021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A little robbery from Groucho...

    • @xilo3012
      @xilo3012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alwaysamysteryyes2021 what said groucho? He was a Genius.

    • @313dlo
      @313dlo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indy exactly

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7402

    “Best roast moments”
    *Shows her entire set*

  • @atcb5702
    @atcb5702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6642

    I like how you think she’s gonna say something nice, but she finishes her sentence with a nasty burn.

    • @P_Beard_5961
      @P_Beard_5961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Seve Gandy-Gauna that is kind of how comedy works in a roast

    • @atcb5702
      @atcb5702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Bazinga! Her delivery is on a whole nother level tho

    • @DruNature
      @DruNature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@atcb5702 exactly! the jeff ross bit about the couch "no jeff dont break the couch - your face! - Your face has a dad bod" she just totally nails the delivery XD

    • @Cattycattycat
      @Cattycattycat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yet one falls for it almost every time. That's talent

    • @jimbojones8208
      @jimbojones8208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@DruNature The couch part wasn't a "bit" That was pure comedy skill reaction. She saw it and grabbed it in the moment.

  • @joshhernandez209
    @joshhernandez209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1445

    “I had a crush on you when I was a little girl, if only I’d know that’s when I had my best shot” 💀💀

  • @dshiznit148
    @dshiznit148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9580

    i like how they all have to act like they're not offended

    • @tom23j
      @tom23j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      I was always curious if they got pist and just had to act normal, or how that worked lol

    • @reptiliancow
      @reptiliancow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +565

      Genuine comics dont get offended. It's all in good fun

    • @SkyreeXScalabar
      @SkyreeXScalabar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@tom23j they knew going in, that's why they can't act hurt

    • @friendly_italian4928
      @friendly_italian4928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      Ann coulter was shaaaakingggg

    • @AlisterTate
      @AlisterTate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      I think Ann Coulter was the only one who had to act like she wasn't offended.

  • @sonnydortmund1513
    @sonnydortmund1513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1907

    “You sleepy Potato”
    That might be honestly the best description ever.

    • @shittyshow
      @shittyshow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dude ... I laughed my lungs out X'D that was so perfect!
      and Dom's reaction to the whole thing! Priceless. Great sport, of course.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I lost it when Nikki called him "Margaret Cho."

    • @thisismagacountry1318
      @thisismagacountry1318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dom's a standup Legend.
      He knew how to work the bit when she threw it to him with ease.

    • @brentbeardsley655
      @brentbeardsley655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Robert De Niro as Alf was hilarious! And true.

    • @MPHswayze
      @MPHswayze 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dom got the worst of it 😂

  • @andrewcantor-wagner2056
    @andrewcantor-wagner2056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5395

    Its like with everyone else you could tell she was trying to still be a little respectful and kind.... then it was time for Ann Coulter

    • @BrianR.-nu1sr
      @BrianR.-nu1sr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was a very common occurrence of the evening. It was as if Charles Manson had shown up:
      th-cam.com/video/zwoGrDa5g2c/w-d-xo.html
      Put the hair and beard on Ann and, ..., yeah, ..., not much difference.

    • @SJamesGill88
      @SJamesGill88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      I wish she could've done the White House Correspondent's Dinner.Nikki would've obliterated it.

    • @jaymartini
      @jaymartini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Coulter seemed to be trembling

    • @gorplsnaps2920
      @gorplsnaps2920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      "The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave"

    • @ninalou4629
      @ninalou4629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You can see her shaking when she said her name 🙃

  • @olinpeterson3205
    @olinpeterson3205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    She is legit the best roaster of all time. There are a lot of comedians better but no one who has performed that well at 4 roasts!

    • @TheDLitch
      @TheDLitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This was three roasts.

    • @Llllll5432
      @Llllll5432 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      not even

    • @NotTheLarryDavid
      @NotTheLarryDavid ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Greg

    • @stel2811
      @stel2811 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jimmy Carr is brutal

    • @dktide91
      @dktide91 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, I would say she's the closest to Greg Giraldo that we have now. Ross says he is the master but I think she's better.

  • @nostalgiakid100
    @nostalgiakid100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9290

    Love how Rob Lowe brought in Ann Coulter as a human shield.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +549

      I swear they must've done it because an official roast of Ann Coulter would've been a total disaster (I mean, good luck finding even ONE person who's funny AND actually likes her), but bringing her on as part of the dais ensured that everyone would be focused on shredding her to pieces. Pretty smart strategy.

    • @cyrannodb
      @cyrannodb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      She was only there to promote her book. I wouldn't be surprised if the credits included "promotional consideration provided by" her publisher.

    • @alexas5260
      @alexas5260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@mahmamia5100 if she'd be black it would have been considered hate speech. Funny enough I didn't know who she is, I still don't I just know the name, but I don't like her after that roast.

    • @bryantdelzer5404
      @bryantdelzer5404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mahmamia5100 the casino after he

    • @shuzzbot
      @shuzzbot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What do you mean brought her in. She has to also agree to be on the show and she is well aware of the hate people have for her.

  • @inlpwetrust
    @inlpwetrust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4417

    She mastered the art of bait and switch.

    • @BbGun-lw5vi
      @BbGun-lw5vi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      inlpwetrust That’s why she’s a master roaster.

    • @ll2240
      @ll2240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      She can master my bait.

    • @MichaelAngelo-
      @MichaelAngelo- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      L L you should ask Mose because he’s the master baiter

    • @Tydeestein
      @Tydeestein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you need lube when you bait and switch?

    • @AV-zh6tq
      @AV-zh6tq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MichaelAngelo- I'm dead be my wife

  • @ThrashAnDash
    @ThrashAnDash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3270

    “You’re like the Tom Brady of commercials.” Man that was cold 😂😂

    • @jackiesomoza58425t
      @jackiesomoza58425t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Finally the comment i was looking for. That payton manning joke made me spit my drink literally and then i saw the guy in the background also do it so i know this joke was a straight touchdown pass!

    • @wartyrant8627
      @wartyrant8627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@jackiesomoza58425t And she complimented him so nicely leading up to the 💥🥊

    • @jeffreyyewell6540
      @jeffreyyewell6540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Truth

    • @ginnion.7759
      @ginnion.7759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It makes me laugh every time!

    • @KingHo123
      @KingHo123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Boyso5407
    @Boyso5407 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    “Without Fuhrer ado” was such a great line.

  • @quimbycub1216
    @quimbycub1216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9139

    Anne Coulter did NOT realize what she was signing up for this.

    • @kondinator
      @kondinator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

      Apparently she is so far from being a human being she thinks shaking is the same as laughing.

    • @resmarted
      @resmarted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I'm sure you like to think she doesn't know what she's doing.

    • @llongone2
      @llongone2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      She eviscerated Anne, mercilessly. I loved every second of it.

    • @chrislair6832
      @chrislair6832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Her dumbass probably did go in there thinking it would be a little easier than it was lol. Glazer hit her harder than everyone on the Deus by far

    • @haydenh3015
      @haydenh3015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Anyone stupid enough to buy her book is already too far gone to care about what a comedian says about her so I guess she figured the money was worth it

  • @McGarry998
    @McGarry998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5048

    “The only person you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave”😭😭😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @aaronburratwood.6957
      @aaronburratwood.6957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Declan Mcgarry
      I hurt after watching this, mostly cause I was trying to drink some hot coffee and laughed.

    • @gioblu
      @gioblu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😯💀🤣

    • @bryant49
      @bryant49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Yeah she meant that shit

    • @christinaedwards8178
      @christinaedwards8178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hilarious

    • @powertuber4.068
      @powertuber4.068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ann Coulter was right about the fatal error of allowing the irrational emotion-oriented female the majority vote that is currently deconstructing western civilization.

  • @theshadow9238
    @theshadow9238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9026

    She threw heat at everyone else
    She threw boiling lava at Ann Coulter

    • @qeggert2828
      @qeggert2828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not pete

    • @neillscott4192
      @neillscott4192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      That's because Ann was the easiest target. A conservative in a room full of liberals. Same thing happen to Adam Carola at the Baldwin roast.

    • @_Glamor
      @_Glamor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      @@neillscott4192 It's one thing to be a conservative, but it's another thing to be Ann Coulter. She's like beyond conservative. The insane shit she says, she's basically like Tomi Lahren's mom.

    • @neillscott4192
      @neillscott4192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@_Glamor I agree for the most part. However, Tomi Lahren was just playing a part. She turned feminist real quick when her man dumped her. Now, that their back together, she's all anti feminist

    • @_Glamor
      @_Glamor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@neillscott4192 Playing a part or not, she's still said some pretty crazy shit, too. Which only proves she's also crazy cause she can't pick a lane

  • @jeffwatts1126
    @jeffwatts1126 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +203

    Nikki stole the show at the Tom Brady roast tonight, had me in tears

    • @desireesrensen2775
      @desireesrensen2775 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      She absolutely killed it

    • @BoatyMsBoatface
      @BoatyMsBoatface 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@desireesrensen2775 yep, 💯

  • @robg3179
    @robg3179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    "A lot of people don't know that Bruce is a very talented musician, because he isn't." It's like, the simplest insult, but the way she delivers it is absolutely perfect.

  • @SportsBoss999
    @SportsBoss999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1577

    "Don't break the couch." A true comedian that can come up with a quick one-liner. Loved it.

    • @leae3750
      @leae3750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Idgi

    • @simplenough
      @simplenough 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@leae3750 How do you not get it? He was crawling over the couch

    • @philobetto5106
      @philobetto5106 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nikki is always smokin' hot! and razor-sharp! I know the only reason she hasn't risen to world greatness is,
      she didn't marry me

    • @hardlockvevo4302
      @hardlockvevo4302 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i mean it was a very obvious joke anyone could have come up with it

    • @markdaniels7174
      @markdaniels7174 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Her in-the-moment joke about DeNiro and oatmeal: “your night nurse is warming it up backstage, it’ll be ready during the break.”

  • @franzferdinand17
    @franzferdinand17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1948

    Her bit about jewels teeth and spice girls, is probably my favorite roast quote of all time! It’s simple but hilarious.
    And jewel took it like a champ! I love jewel by the way

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I loved how she didn't stop smiling with her teeth showing (except for the brief moment she covered them), despite the jokes.
      Her confidence is admirable!

    • @bwlewis1964
      @bwlewis1964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Trailer Swift

    • @Fissa4
      @Fissa4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I don't know her but her laugh is so adorable

    • @theaveragemegaguy
      @theaveragemegaguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Fissa4 sexiest laugh ever fr

    • @kushagarsharma4783
      @kushagarsharma4783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Jewel is attractive af tbh

  • @ethangormong7506
    @ethangormong7506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Dude the “Jimmy A Carr…is what Ralph Machio has to do at night to find a place to sleep” joke is so frickin funny and clever. I wish I could come up with something like that

  • @brookeww2919
    @brookeww2919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    Rob Lowe's reaction to Nikki's roasting of Ann was priceless.

    • @kaiasmith5404
      @kaiasmith5404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It made me so happy

    • @BrianR.-nu1sr
      @BrianR.-nu1sr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rob had a few kind words for Ann as well. Nikki was not the only person who loaded up for the peroxide harpy: th-cam.com/video/zwoGrDa5g2c/w-d-xo.html

    • @TheRealXoph
      @TheRealXoph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It made me choke lol.

    • @blacknoir1024
      @blacknoir1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where is the part?

    • @brookeww2919
      @brookeww2919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blacknoir1024 She makes the comments around 3:00 he makes the face around 3:09

  • @21sashalee
    @21sashalee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3973

    "I don't wanna badmouth you because God already did" LMAO

    • @smitty7326
      @smitty7326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I.... actually didn't get it until I saw it written out here.

    • @naveenbhandari6095
      @naveenbhandari6095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@smitty7326 same here. It hurts

    • @Ray2311us
      @Ray2311us 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I still don’t get it

    • @smitty7326
      @smitty7326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Ray2311us apparently Jewel has famously bad teeth

    • @bababooiey8347
      @bababooiey8347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      LOL Trailer Swift

  • @zues7706
    @zues7706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3808

    Jewel was such a good sport it made her even cuter.

    • @Despondencymusic
      @Despondencymusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Indeed

    • @bigworm2129
      @bigworm2129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Her giggle was adorable

    • @ryanmcyuh
      @ryanmcyuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts 🤣

    • @Lenise-xx1uk
      @Lenise-xx1uk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Ghostwriter That is the most perfect way to describe her teeth...loveable imperfections : )

    • @akowrath50
      @akowrath50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Always have a crush on her

  • @havmercy2349
    @havmercy2349 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Cybill had the BEST reactions 🤣🤣🤣 "I wish that wasn't true!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @amjnyc79
    @amjnyc79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2223

    I would NOT want to be on the other end of her roasts.

    • @Kepchok318
      @Kepchok318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      İ prefer her back end

    • @FrancisTheWalnut
      @FrancisTheWalnut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Eddy Jin oi I care

    • @FrancisTheWalnut
      @FrancisTheWalnut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Eddy Jin No one asked for your opinion either.

    • @biggiewhite
      @biggiewhite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol so true edward norton was hiding his eyes from her they were all scared of her u can tell the way they looked at her especially at the bruce willis roast lool

    • @Lexor888
      @Lexor888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To me she's just a mediocre comedian at best when it comes to her comedy bits but when roasting on CC she's savage. She should use the writers for her roasts for her other performances too.

  • @FBG-Romulus
    @FBG-Romulus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2008

    “we’ve lost a lot of greats to suicide lately, we could lose some okays”

  • @PlaceStillMatters
    @PlaceStillMatters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6443

    Ann Coulter’s vacant eyes are the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Truly frightening.

    • @isaiah8988
      @isaiah8988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      You should see Hitler's eyes... oh wait

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      you can tell when comedy central doesn't write the scripts on these people.

    • @OmarStar803
      @OmarStar803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Serious what kinda drugs is she on?

    • @forrealforreal8723
      @forrealforreal8723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      She looked like a demon

  • @depressedchargersfan8061
    @depressedchargersfan8061 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1048

    Who’s here after the Brady Roast?

    • @sydoneyseaton2255
      @sydoneyseaton2255 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Definitely

    • @genedavidson5819
      @genedavidson5819 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      🙋‍♂️

    • @lindseyitamoto
      @lindseyitamoto 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      She's incredible! 🤩 So funny, Nikki deserves her flowers

    • @IVANMONSTER69
      @IVANMONSTER69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      The gronk one the best.😂

    • @TyWerks
      @TyWerks 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🖐🏿

  • @theabyssofthoughts
    @theabyssofthoughts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    She is one of the most intelligent comedians I've ever seen.

  • @knownuniverse93
    @knownuniverse93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1443

    she handed ann coulter a death sentence with those comments 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrbigstump63
      @mrbigstump63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      KnownUniverse she was not happy!

    • @Wynter_Heat
      @Wynter_Heat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      seriously!!! gahhhh damn!!!

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave."

    • @dickymcbutts7585
      @dickymcbutts7585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Figs3 SOOOO BRUTAL LMAO

    • @DMRJ53
      @DMRJ53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And Coulter just sat there with that dumb smile

  • @MossMan42069
    @MossMan42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3115

    Ann was vibrating at a frequency only dogs were unfortunate enough to hear holy shit

  • @lavenderblood4390
    @lavenderblood4390 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    The thing I love most about Nikki Glaser is she's respectful about the roasts she does. I also love how cultured she is, that Casey Anthony joke was top tier

    • @N1ghtblade
      @N1ghtblade 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      She doesn’t look respectful at all tf💀

    • @granite2728
      @granite2728 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She handled Bruce Willis perfectly and deniro

    • @skat1140
      @skat1140 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In 20 years, that joke wont work. No one will know who Casey Anthony is. It will be:
      _google search..._ "Oh..."

    • @tomdickerson4951
      @tomdickerson4951 หลายเดือนก่อน

      cultured?

  • @edwardbautista146
    @edwardbautista146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3151

    It’s funny to say that Martha Stewart is still the most lowkey dangerous person in these roasts 😂

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Martha looked good. Better than Cybill. She hasn't kept her beauty..alas.s

    • @ohgeereadmore
      @ohgeereadmore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I heard women in prison were afraid of Martha

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Martha will shank you if you cross her

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@innertubez And her shank will be the best crafted one 😄

    • @rickbrenner6079
      @rickbrenner6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@suzawilo LOL:) Nice one:)

  • @miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372
    @miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1135

    "And without führer ado, Ann Coulter." Dead. 💀

    • @v1nc3nz000
      @v1nc3nz000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Totally underrated

    • @901stinababy
      @901stinababy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was an awesome one

    • @marlonagostini8633
      @marlonagostini8633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Twelve if you count mein kampf"😂

    • @b3_b3
      @b3_b3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I totally missed that one.. probably because I‘m German & the pronunciation was kinda off. lol

  • @johnguthrie5776
    @johnguthrie5776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    “What does that party have to do to lose your support ... be your son?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "I know being a new mom is hard, but... even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter."
      I know people are talking up how she shredded Ann Coulter, but she just obliterated Caitlyn, too.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @🐝 Bee Caitlyn? Basically back when she was still Bruce, she ditched her first family (including two kids) for someone else. And I think did the same to her second family.
      But if you mean Casey Anthony, it's widely believed that she murdered her own daughter and buried the body. Hence, even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter. The joke is that Caitlyn is just a really awful parent who doesn't really care where her kids are.

  • @jasminelykins5269
    @jasminelykins5269 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    When Cybill says “I wish that wasn’t true” I lose it 😭😭

    • @mohammed96011
      @mohammed96011 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She said I wish that was true

    • @Hellstothenaw
      @Hellstothenaw 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mohammed96011 She said “wasn’t”.

  • @Callmelucky
    @Callmelucky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3781

    “Only person you will make happy is the mexican digging your grave” that one killed me

    • @amberparker9883
      @amberparker9883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      SAVAGE AF & I LOVE IT!!

    • @NOOKnookCROOK
      @NOOKnookCROOK 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      K lucky

    • @jameseno32
      @jameseno32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, brutal

    • @larrysmith2638
      @larrysmith2638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @Evil Rev And there's the difference. Hitler, Trump, Coulter, and their ilk have no ability to laugh, especially at themselves. And it's their worst nightmare, to be laughed at.

    • @moisesgil3939
      @moisesgil3939 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And probably true

  • @deliciapascall1109
    @deliciapascall1109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    she delivers her roasts with such grace I’m crying😂

  • @stonebone316
    @stonebone316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1187

    "No Jeff, no. Don't break the couch" this shit was so underrated.

    • @jorischkovich
      @jorischkovich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      this part shows she's also funny of the cuff. really amazing

    • @stonebone316
      @stonebone316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jorischkovich agreed. Shes fantastic.

  • @mattwellito1458
    @mattwellito1458 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Why aren't there more Nikki Glaser comedy specials? Definitely need to see her live.

    • @infntnub
      @infntnub ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I love her on the roasts, but man.. her specials just don't seem up to the same level as her material at these roasts. Just my opinion.

    • @abn_tx
      @abn_tx ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@infntnub They're definitely not.

    • @dhavalsolani1111
      @dhavalsolani1111 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Her specials are pretty bad tbh. I wonder why because she is clearly very talented as this video demonstrates.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@infntnub I disagree. in fact some of this materialis straight from her specials... especially the self-deprecating stuff she fills in with.

  • @stephengavin2208
    @stephengavin2208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    This woman was a complete savage. Talk about leaving your feelings at home.

    • @1SavageMiss
      @1SavageMiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She's fkn brilliant!! Absolute savage indeed!

    • @noneya1238
      @noneya1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didnt laugh once.

    • @ruthiesylvester4165
      @ruthiesylvester4165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@noneya1238 wow, you're soooo not like other girls

    • @noneya1238
      @noneya1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ruthiesylvester4165 How?

    • @Aria-qm1ux
      @Aria-qm1ux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@noneya1238 HAHAHHA. She asked how

  • @shoorveersingh
    @shoorveersingh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17433

    What she did to Ann Coulter wasn't a roast, it was a witch burning.

    • @TheRealXoph
      @TheRealXoph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      This is gold dust!!!

    • @allensmith.aaffect.1626
      @allensmith.aaffect.1626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      It was hack af. Calling a conservative a nazi. Wow. Such cutting material. I am a fan of nikki as well, it just seemed like extremely low hanging fruit. She could have been more creative.

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      oooooooo

    • @allensmith.aaffect.1626
      @allensmith.aaffect.1626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@nadlax5920 rat? 😂 thank you.

    • @REE_III
      @REE_III 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      @@allensmith.aaffect.1626 Great..you can write her material next time.

  • @ZalmanKrause
    @ZalmanKrause 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5343

    That printer joke with Blake griffin was wow 😂😂😂

    • @travisandrews3909
      @travisandrews3909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yes it was very funny lmao 🤣

    • @sidgamehacker
      @sidgamehacker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ayyy .. I love your song what was it all for man💚

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Maybe the best 1-liner in roast history.

    • @mztweety1374
      @mztweety1374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Blake let it go you deep-fried carrot we all know you’re going bald

    • @cjsadman3750
      @cjsadman3750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp?

  • @elijahmackR90
    @elijahmackR90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    She’s one of my favorite roasters. I come back to her every few months and still laugh. The Robin Williams line tho

  • @marissajensen
    @marissajensen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    The key is that she doesn’t just go for surface level-she finds the worst things about each person and just points them out. She lets their own actions toast themselves, which is always more humiliating.

  • @NiFeGetsTubey
    @NiFeGetsTubey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

    "Blake you like a black guy made from a printer running out of ink." Holy shit lol

    • @studiojason8049
      @studiojason8049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      She didn't want to say anything after that, she didn't want to lose her chances with him

    • @ndiogouniang83
      @ndiogouniang83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      actually a lot of people might not get that one

    • @grapenutz1137
      @grapenutz1137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ndiogouniang83 people that live under a rock maybe.

    • @laylay9966
      @laylay9966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hez still hot tho

    • @minibixxx
      @minibixxx 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      11:05 the follow up was perfect too 😂

  • @jeromeseibert
    @jeromeseibert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    I'm almost 100% sure that oatmeal joke was improv after seeing his face. Genius!

  • @cherisseneverson4697
    @cherisseneverson4697 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    “I’m sorry, I don’t feel right about any of this.” 😂😂😂

  • @Spigliobibberton
    @Spigliobibberton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2433

    Bro I felt hurt and I wasn’t even being roasted

    • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
      @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Peter Real last name Dude my face was burning the entire time. I don’t like embarrassing moments but I stayed for the whole video laughing and cringing 🤣

    • @flickanrimsky
      @flickanrimsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I almost cried :D

    • @Ray2311us
      @Ray2311us 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peter Real last name but then again most white guys do

    • @grapenutz1137
      @grapenutz1137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My nuts felt roasted a few times.

  • @willienelsongonzalez4609
    @willienelsongonzalez4609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    “Trailer Swift” ..... brilliant! Anne Coulter roasting was just epic!

    • @FDR_progressive_liberal
      @FDR_progressive_liberal หลายเดือนก่อน

      "And now without Fuhrer ado." How appropriate. What was Coulter even doing there?

  • @kungfusansu
    @kungfusansu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3796

    Apparently Nikki Glaser's Best Roast Moments are just all her roast moments...

    • @QuixoticCowboy
      @QuixoticCowboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      and this is surprising how?

    • @jessbelen1492
      @jessbelen1492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Duh

    • @marzellholbrook6130
      @marzellholbrook6130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And that's the point

    • @emilyslaton2100
      @emilyslaton2100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Except about suicide... that was a little far. But the rest was genius and had me cracking up lol

    • @jf2801
      @jf2801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Accurate

  • @linnyw3423
    @linnyw3423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “Here’s your salad, sir.” I’m dead 😂😂😂

    • @skat1140
      @skat1140 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's because Jeff Ross would only consume fattening, high-caloric food.
      Thus, he would never order a salad, nor have a waiter serving him a salad.
      It is a fat joke.

  • @dreadbull5039
    @dreadbull5039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    I love when the jokes hit a little close to home and the person is straining to laugh

    • @Markleadguitar
      @Markleadguitar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reminds me of Amy Schumer hitting Steve-O with the Dunn joke, he didn't like that at all

    • @DenSvartaStjarnan
      @DenSvartaStjarnan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Markleadguitar It was only weeks after he had died, if I recall.

  • @MegaJustGeorge
    @MegaJustGeorge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1322

    "Ann has written eleven books, twelve if you count 'Mein Kampf'." - that was dead center on target!

    • @morganghetti
      @morganghetti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How so?

    • @dannyj8264
      @dannyj8264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually it makes no sense.

    • @chanaoconnell
      @chanaoconnell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@dannyj8264 it made sense and funny

    • @markjones7109
      @markjones7109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chanaoconnell How?

    • @carczar123
      @carczar123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dannyj8264 i agree i think she’s very funny but that joke seemed kinda lazy to me cause it makes no sense

  • @Handleisnotavailable1
    @Handleisnotavailable1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    One thing is to make the audience laugh but, she shocks them and makes them scream! I could never get tired of watching her.

    • @carlfield1065
      @carlfield1065 ปีที่แล้ว

      She should marry Theo Von 🎆

  • @brendanxtrom
    @brendanxtrom ปีที่แล้ว +66

    While I have a soft spot for the Norm roast brilliance and the Andy Samberg weirdness this is by far the best roast material I’ve ever watched. Just unbelievable material.

  • @TheMurrmursonbottle
    @TheMurrmursonbottle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    She absolutely destroyed Caitlyn Jenner

    • @x3a3x3
      @x3a3x3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      TheMurrmursonbottle - look for Nikki on joe Rogan’s podcast. She said she had even more vicious jokes but Jenner’s people said she would walk out of the stage if anyone touched her off-limits subjects...

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Saying she doesn't support her sons was such a low blow.

    • @studiojason8049
      @studiojason8049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Easy target!

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mmm...yummymummy He, that's Bruce Jenner and not a woman named Katelyn.

    • @skat1140
      @skat1140 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@x3a3x3 Uh, now I want to know what would be "off limits"?

  • @shazilish
    @shazilish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6341

    She didn't roast Anne Coulter, she annihilated her

    • @TheJStale
      @TheJStale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Don't you mean... ANNE-ihilated her?

    • @sylvesteruchia5263
      @sylvesteruchia5263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yo Anne got roggered

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      "the only mexican youll make happy is the one that digs your grave." I AM FUCKING DECEASED YO! SHE HELD NOTHING BACK, I THOUGHT JIMMYS ROAST WAS ENOUGH BUT GOD DAMN NIKKI WENT IN!!!! Notice how anxiety driven Anne is, she is visibly shaken. Id like to believe this was a Rob Lowe roast, but it was actually an Anne Coulter roast lmao. Also, did anyone notice that after this roast Coulter basically stfu for years? Lmao sometimes bullying can work!

    • @Rapsha100
      @Rapsha100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      she was literately shaking I feel bad for her.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The way they went at Ann in that roast was amazing.
      I think Jewel actually had one of my favorite burns, though, because it was just so blunt:
      "I do want to say, as a feminist, that I can't support everything that's been said tonight... but as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I'm delighted."

  • @coreymiller7317
    @coreymiller7317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    I honestly can't tell if Anne is being a sport or quietly seething with rage, she has the same smile plastered on for every burn.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      She bitched about the roast afterward (like she bitches about EVERYTHING ELSE), so three guesses.

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you really can't tell, there is something really wrong with you.

    • @MatthewCleere
      @MatthewCleere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      She was mustering all of the power of the dark side to keep herself from bursting into tears bro. As soon as the dark side of the force leaves her body, she will crumble into pieces and blow away with the wind.

    • @SLCtica
      @SLCtica 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to believe it’s the latter.

    • @LeanMan82
      @LeanMan82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      definitely seething rage

  • @peytonschmidt1116
    @peytonschmidt1116 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Nikki is so funny. Truly one of a kind when it comes to these roast

  • @cristobalhoyo8177
    @cristobalhoyo8177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    i like how jewel reacted to her roast...she genuinely seemed to find the jokes about her funny

    • @neilfriedlander4572
      @neilfriedlander4572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      totally. so cool

    • @neandorman
      @neandorman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Jewel exudes humility and grace. She's genuinely awesome.

    • @ericksonjustinAK
      @ericksonjustinAK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These roasts are no longer what they are supposed to be if you are impressed that somebody doesn't take offense.

    • @havmercy2349
      @havmercy2349 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Trailer Swift" 😫🤣

  • @VisionPoet
    @VisionPoet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    The Jimmy A. Carr joke was brilliant. The setup and delivery was so on point 😂

    • @Root_180
      @Root_180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, even Jimmy himself was surprised, he was like she roasted both of us in one line

    • @willcousin4549
      @willcousin4549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Root_180 And that says something because Jimmy is a pro roaster!!!

    • @jamal_khan
      @jamal_khan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolute genius that one

  • @HarryGoldbergTV
    @HarryGoldbergTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1732

    Ann Coulter looks so uncomfortable up there lmao

    • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
      @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Harry GoldbergTV Like a catholic priest at a Boy Scout meeting

    • @epsilon3569
      @epsilon3569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 More like a live hog at a barbecue, tbh. She knows what's coming, and she is not happy, but also knows she can't escape.

    • @chrisbarr1359
      @chrisbarr1359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The crazy thing is she is more PRO-ISREAL than most Dems. The Hiltler jokes had no basis.

    • @Beardymanlol
      @Beardymanlol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@chrisbarr1359 Palestine doesn't have a fraction of the equity that Israel does. Of course Coulter supports Israel

    • @Amir-mq4jy
      @Amir-mq4jy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      She literally SHAKING, wtf haha

  • @MakuraZalis
    @MakuraZalis ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Her timing is wild. Her delivery is pin point and on the fricking nose

  • @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174
    @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    She's savage and also her delivery is so great

    • @TheLadyDelirium
      @TheLadyDelirium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've not got a clue what your username says but I'm digging it

    • @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174
      @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheLadyDelirium that's my name lol

    • @TheLadyDelirium
      @TheLadyDelirium 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 It's a lovely name. I'm sitting here trying to figure out how to pronounce it, though I'm sure with Scottish accent it wouldn't sound right. 😅 What county are you from? 😊

    • @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174
      @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheLadyDelirium I'm from India. Might sound different from the normal Indians u know.. but I'm from the North East. 😊

    • @TheLadyDelirium
      @TheLadyDelirium 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 That's interesting. I find it so interesting finding out about other cultures, especially when they're different to my own.
      I hope you have a good day. 😊

  • @JohnnySplendid
    @JohnnySplendid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    "I don't want to bad mouth you since God already did" lmao

  • @JasonNation72
    @JasonNation72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1459

    "Jewel is here, or as I call her Trailer Swift"
    I'm crying laughing!

    • @gludwig
      @gludwig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't remember if I've EVER heard a funnier burn. That was fantastic.

    • @loualbino5536
      @loualbino5536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jewel is fucking beautiful.

    • @Fthisappihateutube
      @Fthisappihateutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jewel is way more attractive. Not to mention I've actually heard of Jewel. Who the hell is nikki glaser?

    • @adamspielholz4200
      @adamspielholz4200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Fthisappihateutube are you seriously getting mad at a comedian making a joke?

    • @jribolla
      @jribolla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think Jewel is a solid singer and a solid person but that joke was hilarious. A roast is no place for sensitive people, Jewel and everyone else on that stage knew what they were getting into.

  • @physicsbutawesome
    @physicsbutawesome ปีที่แล้ว +92

    That "Trailer Swift" line is legendary...

  • @itz-juaan-pr2097
    @itz-juaan-pr2097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1341

    “Blake, you look like a black guy that got made by a printer running out of ink” 😂💀

    • @dailyyoutuber4563
      @dailyyoutuber4563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seriously, he looks like a white guy

    • @Ru77ian
      @Ru77ian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dailyyoutuber4563 wait he isn’t black? i thought the joke was he’s actually white lmao

    • @dailyyoutuber4563
      @dailyyoutuber4563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Ru77ian He is mixed but identify as black

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We've had Mariah Carey for 30 years and people still get tripped up over a mixed person, c'mon.

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THAT was one of the funniest jokes in Roast history, and I've seen them all.

  • @nicklevesque9663
    @nicklevesque9663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    "Peyton you're like the tom brady of being in comercails." I could laugh at that over and over.

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love that!

    • @jd-yo2is
      @jd-yo2is 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought you butchered that word but you really just missed on m, makes it look weird as fuck tho

    • @jd-yo2is
      @jd-yo2is 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nick Levesque never mind you switched the a and i as well

  • @jankyjargon
    @jankyjargon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2051

    My favorite quote is “I’m such a big fan of the Baldwin’s... I’ve never been so sure that 4 people have buried a hooker together.”

    • @demetrisloukas8586
      @demetrisloukas8586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      He was laughing the whole time and she said that he just stopped. Guy creeped the hell out of me

    • @orideaa
      @orideaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Didn't get this joke. Could you please explain?!

    • @battle-techs
      @battle-techs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      His reaction makes that joke seem very plausible.

    • @ozanakyldz3091
      @ozanakyldz3091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@battle-techs that's hid comedic timing

    • @iguardsecurity2330
      @iguardsecurity2330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@orideaa yeah me too.

  • @loganfields159
    @loganfields159 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    How dare Alex Baldwin have a roast BEFORE he shot somebody.

  • @abdullahsaeed7542
    @abdullahsaeed7542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    "Blake you look like a black guy made out of a printer running out of ink"
    That was the best joke.

    • @bric9033
      @bric9033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was so good 😂😂💀

    • @PrMCP
      @PrMCP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hacky af, low hanging fruit. Her Suicide joke was truly unique though

    • @bengully5076
      @bengully5076 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great but no best.

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved that one. So on point.

  • @fearsome1376
    @fearsome1376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    The way she adds the little "I know I know" "no no" after her jokes just adds extra laughter....genius.

    • @BrianScully-s9c
      @BrianScully-s9c 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I find it rather whiny and annoying

  • @christopheryou
    @christopheryou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Omg her dark humor is perfect for roasting! Some of her best shit I’ve seen so far

    • @TheJStale
      @TheJStale 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Strange... Hitler said the same exact thing about the Jews. 😉
      *DARK COMEDY*

  • @billbangz
    @billbangz ปีที่แล้ว +89

    That Blake Griffin joke was classic🤣🤣🤣

  • @mattquinlan1048
    @mattquinlan1048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2551

    Oof, the Ann Coulter stuff wasn't even jokes, just Nikki's time to take out all of her hatred towards her. I loved it.

    • @buffalo1d
      @buffalo1d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The only problem is the one telling the jokes actually lives like what she attacked her for.

    • @stevedonahue7956
      @stevedonahue7956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ann coulter is life and love

    • @semmtexx
      @semmtexx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean it was wack but ok.

    • @jesusherbertchrist3304
      @jesusherbertchrist3304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ann was QUAKING😬😂

    • @mattquinlan1048
      @mattquinlan1048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lol a lot of Russian instigators on TH-cam the last few days. Most of these Pro-Ann comments are in worst English that I have ever seen. I mean regardless of how you feel about her you can tell that she is not taking these jokes well. Being ridiculed is what you sign up for when you choose to be part of a roast; regardless of whether you are the main subject or not. So if nothing else, I dislike her because she is clearly a poor sport about the whole thing.

  • @mikalabrucker7594
    @mikalabrucker7594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    I love how Alec couldn't even believe what was coming out of her mouth 😂😂

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But he told her she is funny. Credit where credit is due.
      Comics have always pushed the envelope but this was just mean.

  • @sundiegoshine2922
    @sundiegoshine2922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    “Oh Robert just got excited when I said oatmeal.” Haha oh my gosh 🤣

  • @G_Demolished
    @G_Demolished 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Calling Peyton Manning the Tom Brady of being in commercials was savage.

  • @mechaelalapuaho226
    @mechaelalapuaho226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Dang she was roasting people that weren’t even on stage LOL

    • @irenelopez3829
      @irenelopez3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mechaela Lapuaho I LOVE HER

  • @borisbrian2565
    @borisbrian2565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Who else like Jewel's laugh?
    She's very cute

  • @spicypancakeproductions5057
    @spicypancakeproductions5057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    Roasting everyone else: Shots fired
    Roasting Ann Coulter: **pulls out minigun**
    Edit: Holy shit, 760 likes? Thanks

    • @BrianR.-nu1sr
      @BrianR.-nu1sr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chain-gun.

    • @camilaklein2704
      @camilaklein2704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn’t know who this Ann Coulter woman was so I searched...and boy... as a Latin, I feel so thankful and revenged with Nikkis roast

    • @skat1140
      @skat1140 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Roasting Alec Baldwin: Shots fired, by Alec Baldwin.

  • @bsherder
    @bsherder 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    When i watched the Netflix roast of Tom Brady i was really looking forward to her roasting people and she did not disappoint. I think she had some of the best roasts of the show.

  • @Cordy712
    @Cordy712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2088

    Is Ann Coulter like, shaking? She looks like she's shaking.

    • @shritejchavan6222
      @shritejchavan6222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Yes, I think she couldn't take it.

    • @basketvector7311
      @basketvector7311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      I dont think it's because she's mad. She's like a skinny nervous chihuahua

    • @warlockthankless5323
      @warlockthankless5323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That's always her demeanor. She always trembles as she speaks..... or breathes

    • @allenwatson7734
      @allenwatson7734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Probably just nervous and out of her element being at a roast. Imagine you make your weekly circuit on the talking head shows and fight to get your sound bites in and then next thing you know you have to actually perform jokes in front of a huge crowd, knowing damn well you're also going to be torn to shreds by ACTUAL comedians who do this shit for a living... most people would be silly to not be terrified.

    • @SheWhoWalksWithLucifer
      @SheWhoWalksWithLucifer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh it's just the DTs she's fine

  • @beaztelitefitness4032
    @beaztelitefitness4032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    “Isn’t your seamen oatmeal at this point??....Oh Robert got excited when I said oatmeal he started salivating” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂

    • @anthonyparadiso1a
      @anthonyparadiso1a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oatmeal is clumpy, I get the comparison to Alec's semen, but why would Robert De Niro get turned on by oatmeal?

    • @sweetm4ngo
      @sweetm4ngo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@anthonyparadiso1a its a food easy to eat so older people eat it a lot she means he's hungrily salivating not turned on

    • @lucidbarrier
      @lucidbarrier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@anthonyparadiso1a You don't get turned on by cinnamon brown sugar oatmeal? You haven't lived my friend

    • @Stach23
      @Stach23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Laughed the whole time, but the oatmeal brought tears. Fantastic.

    • @shannonw5756
      @shannonw5756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That was the funniest joke in my opinion 😂

  • @mekasa6721
    @mekasa6721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    This woman is so talented and delivered her jokes perfectly 👏🏼

  • @vleaky3430
    @vleaky3430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Martha Stewart shank you for being here" I'M DEAD 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @brittanyfinch8597
    @brittanyfinch8597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    It’s embarrassing how many times I’ve watched this

    • @WattWireNet
      @WattWireNet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No worries, it's good therapy.

    • @theFave33
      @theFave33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brittany Finch girl, same

    • @uacbpa
      @uacbpa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Anne Coulter roast doesn't get old. Worth it every time.

    • @derrickhamilton342
      @derrickhamilton342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ur not alone

    • @jorgevelazquez1921
      @jorgevelazquez1921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brittany Finch sameeeeeee

  • @numcrun
    @numcrun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1962

    Nikki: “I've never been so sure that four people have buried a hooker together”
    Alec: *licks lips nervously*

    • @pm6127
      @pm6127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Can u explain what happened?

    • @esconyc0101
      @esconyc0101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is in the top 3 burns on this montage, lolololol

    • @TheArtInterviews
      @TheArtInterviews 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      thought the same thing lol it probably brought him back some dark memories

    • @vleaky3430
      @vleaky3430 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What was it all about?

    • @chico7017
      @chico7017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vleaky3430 there’s plenty of situations where a group of men kick it with a girl and something goes wrong and they have to bury a body 😂 it’s a plot in tv shows and comedy sketches

  • @davidpretorius7285
    @davidpretorius7285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    One of the only people that is ever actually funny at these roasts

    • @xilo3012
      @xilo3012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ross and jimmy carr are good.

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Um Jeff Ross? Greg Giraldo (RIP)?

    • @xilo3012
      @xilo3012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thomasrainbow greg and patrice were awesome.

    • @davidpretorius7285
      @davidpretorius7285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tyler Gay This is true

  • @jermainelewis7747
    @jermainelewis7747 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Never heard of her until the Tom Brady roast she killed it I was in tears!!! 🤣😂🤣🤣😅

    • @davidleigh443
      @davidleigh443 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      She has been doing these celebrity roasts for years and always kills it