1:30 I swear to God I thought she was gonna say: "if you or someone you know is thinking about suicide, be sure to do it when there's a really loud train nearby..." LMAO xD
Coffee came up my nose as I read the title lmfao. I had sex one time assuming the house was empty. When we had finished my brother knocked on my door and yelled "*people are home dumbass!*" 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
I scream when I'm by myself... I don't think it's a performance, I think when you have a powerful orgasm you aren't to be held liable for what noises come out 🤷🏾♀️
@@jamesmkerrow3246 Calling someone smart for committing suicide because they waited for a train to hide it is not a "joke" any corporation, even Comedy Central, would like to stand behind.
Loudness is an act If you are in tight quarters girls can be quiet Just like tennis a girl can scream when she hits the ball or just breathe out Quietly In college we went at it with roommates at the same time and nobody was screaming Mary one of these girls your lucky if they are noisy after the honeymoon Lastly I've seen porn where women are quiet with huge guys ,lastly it's fun if a female wants to be loud in privacy
The weirdest noise i heard was this low faint ahhhh and I thought maybe i hurt her... but I realized she was yawning 🥱. I wasnt sure whether to hurry up or try harder. I was very confused 🥴 decisions decisions.
Just a thought, re: wolf howl, they may have been referencing the movie “Porky’s”. Specifically the Kim Cattrall scene when you discover why her nickname is “Lassie”.
I rented a room from a buddy in 2016 in my mid 30s for 5 months i had to move out he had women over weekly they were so loud I couldn't sleep!! I heard awful and embarrassing things haha I personally have never had a women make any noise in bed I thought that was only in adult films I didn't know WTF was going on when I first moved in it was like sombody being murdered 😅
Carolyn Talbot I think it’s more like “history” than “science”. We spent a long time being uncivilized. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if this were true.
I’m not sure I buy the cave men theory because if the sound is loud enough to attract other suitors then it’s also loud enough to alert your enemies AND your predators!
I have no idea, of course, but I'm guessing that back when humans were living in caves sex didn't last much more than a few minutes at a time due to no foreplay and not caring if the women enjoyed it.
Do men not also enjoy foreplay tho? What constitutes as foreplay to you? Also I think I men always wanted women to enjoy it on some level since humans are collaborative and social creatures
@@TheNopeness so you don't like kissing and touching? Cause that's what I consider foreplay. I think that's pretty dry and boring to go straight to it. Like don't you want to prolong the experience to maximize pleasure? I think foreplay maximizes excitement for both parties. It's better to be "teased" first, like when u smell food cooking it tastes that much better when u finally eat
...yeah....your "friend" David. What's on your mind kiddo? Cuz this whole "let's make a joke about the MOST inappropriate thing ever" may fool some but not all. 💕unik.
I don’t think I buy this theory. According to behavioral theories of biology and genetics (The Selfish Gene), females have to conserve their genetic material and ensure they have a single provider. Males best strategy was to pair with as many females as possible to enhance their opportunity to pass their genes on. Some of our social structures developed to account for this; i.e., rein in male urges to procreate indiscriminately so that females would have a better chance of raising offspring to their reproductive age. After that, it is all downhill. Your genes gain no better chance of being passed on after you raise your children. This book and some others blew my mind upon first reading.
Man that loud train joke hit hard 🤣😢
RIP David.
RIP this show per Nikki's twitter. Said her contract with Sirius is up in a week. Assuming she'll do a podcast or something in its place.
@@steveknick1978 daaaaamn that's sad. I hope she keeps Anya and Andrew in her new show
@@faperito2389 She deleted the tweet replies now apparently so who knows?
Lmao I love how calm and collect she is about “alright I’ll throw a suicide hotline number into this chit chat”
1:30 I swear to God I thought she was gonna say: "if you or someone you know is thinking about suicide, be sure to do it when there's a really loud train nearby..." LMAO xD
Coffee came up my nose as I read the title lmfao.
I had sex one time assuming the house was empty. When we had finished my brother knocked on my door and yelled "*people are home dumbass!*" 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Doesn't matter, had sex!
Nikki is so accepting of men. I wish there was a male comic that could do the same for her.
But here we all are and would all volunteer as tribute. Well, I'm not a comic but am funny, and would volunteer. Haha.
Andrew's wolf howl was actually impressive
No one:
Andrew: "I've been eating lately".
Yo that dude is just trying to lighten the mood but the girls arent having any of it. R.I.P my man, least you tried.
so if she's really, really loud, then have those dna tests ready.
You just made me hear Sad But True by Metallica in my head. And I laughed. Thought I should share that with you.
He's like. Yeah, "I eat it" 😂😂😂
"I've been eating" 🤣
2:09 This guy thinks "Werewolves of London" is "Where was the Governor?"
:) Well, yeah, the Governor should've been overseeing municipal protection against these urban werewolves.
I scream when I'm by myself... I don't think it's a performance, I think when you have a powerful orgasm you aren't to be held liable for what noises come out 🤷🏾♀️
Noise is a good thing.
I'm glad I got to see this before it got taken down..
Timothy Grant why would it be taken down
@@jamesmkerrow3246 Calling someone smart for committing suicide because they waited for a train to hide it is not a "joke" any corporation, even Comedy Central, would like to stand behind.
@@bencole5793 I mean they're the ones who posted it lol
@@bencole5793 I've thought about suicide every day for the past 19 years. I found it funny and enjoy Nikki.
Clawing at the sheets is as good as have gotten.... too many apartment situations?
Why does this sound like a lyric in a rock song?
3:50 The plot of "Mamma Mia" in a nutshell.
Wolf noises? Like Kim Cantrell from the original "Porky's".
Cantrell?? Jesus christ dude take a sec to do a google search.
@@OU81TWO Cattrall. You must be an English Lit Major. But, this is just a comment section on TH-cam. 😁
OU812 Still got zero friends?
Nikki the scientist. Love her reasoning.
Real dark real quick hard to laugh but still funny
Imagine you married someone and found out they had morals like that before you met them
Hello from Australia. I really enjoy your shows, the other day I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to have a cardiac arrest
Nice try Nikki. We all know E goes directly to the G. You don’t need to take the C to get the Greenpoint D. Your “NYC Cool” card has been revoked.
human / bonobo monkey theory fits this perfectly :)
So basically:
Loud women = cave brain
Sounds legit 🤣
Loudness is an act
If you are in tight quarters girls can be quiet
Just like tennis a girl can scream when she hits the ball or just breathe out Quietly
In college we went at it with roommates at the same time and nobody was screaming
Mary one of these girls your lucky if they are noisy after the honeymoon
Lastly I've seen porn where women are quiet with huge guys
,lastly it's fun if a female wants to be loud in privacy
Where can we get more Anya?
The weirdest noise i heard was this low faint ahhhh and I thought maybe i hurt her... but I realized she was yawning 🥱. I wasnt sure whether to hurry up or try harder. I was very confused 🥴 decisions decisions.
I'm sorry that I laughed at this 😅
Was that before or after she said, "peach...I think I'll paint the ceiling peach"?
Like when Indiana Jones smashed the tile on the floor while the librarian stamped the books so nobody would hear him.
This is an underrated comment
So they just forgot to add the suicide help no.?😂
Just a thought, re: wolf howl, they may have been referencing the movie “Porky’s”. Specifically the Kim Cattrall scene when you discover why her nickname is “Lassie”.
I rented a room from a buddy in 2016 in my mid 30s for 5 months i had to move out he had women over weekly they were so loud I couldn't sleep!! I heard awful and embarrassing things haha I personally have never had a women make any noise in bed I thought that was only in adult films I didn't know WTF was going on when I first moved in it was like sombody being murdered 😅
Frank M Never?! Woah🤯
. . .
...or maybe at some point after the first time you had sex and have somewhat of a clue what you are doing?
Frank don’t tell people this bud.
Wow. I'm loud AF I need a cushion over my head n face to keep me quiet 😂😂😂😂
Yes Nikki, enjoyed subscribed ( long ago) and just came quietly.
3:29 IDK if that's true, but I hope it is
Jesus that took a turn lol
🤣😂😃👍🏿In the 1983 movie Porky's they call Kim Cattrall Lassie
The train joke was great💯💯💯 good for him lol
I just thought I was having a great time, 😂 but there is more to it?
I question the "science" behind this, lol.
Carolyn Talbot I think it’s more like “history” than “science”. We spent a long time being uncivilized. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if this were true.
(scene from Stand By Me) TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO 🤣🤣
Nikki should watch Porky's...Kim Cattral's character was nicknamed Lassie.
I was wondering if others (older acquaintances) told them to say that as a joke. It sounds like she hasn't seen it.
Like a kick in hayshed door Nikki like a kicked in barn door 🤣🤣
What dose one think of while waiting for a train to blow there head off ? Like man this waiting around is killing me ? 🤷♂️
Nikki is so fine. Sure, her feet look like she’s been walking on hot coals her whole life, but still.. 😂😂
Lmao!!! Just saw that video of her "foot fetish" club.......my god!! Some rough bunions!!!
It’s science a women’s foot health is positively correlated to her mental health...Nikki is more evidence of this
she`s got killer legs
There's females that like their kids to hear them.
I’m not sure I buy the cave men theory because if the sound is loud enough to attract other suitors then it’s also loud enough to alert your enemies AND your predators!
Has a guy ever offered to pack your unpacked suitcase for you?
THANKS NIKKI
RIP david
some women are just quiet lol ive never been loud lol
what happens if you're fucking in the forest and a bunch of wolves show up ?
What the fuuuuu
Yes now Listen to my sex story.. very weird
I was going to write something like this and then I saw your comment. Agreed. Soulless, shameless and inappropriate.
Perhaps it's not the man's responsibility to make the woman scream! 🌱
Your great nuff said
i fucking love science
I fucking lvoe you Nikki Glaser you're a good human
I have no idea, of course, but I'm guessing that back when humans were living in caves sex didn't last much more than a few minutes at a time due to no foreplay and not caring if the women enjoyed it.
Do men not also enjoy foreplay tho? What constitutes as foreplay to you? Also I think I men always wanted women to enjoy it on some level since humans are collaborative and social creatures
**seconds*
@@cc-dt1sh men are straight to the point, foreplay and performance is for women.
@@TheNopeness so you don't like kissing and touching? Cause that's what I consider foreplay. I think that's pretty dry and boring to go straight to it. Like don't you want to prolong the experience to maximize pleasure? I think foreplay maximizes excitement for both parties. It's better to be "teased" first, like when u smell food cooking it tastes that much better when u finally eat
CC CC // I’m a guy, I love kissing and oral because that makes me hard and ready to go. Kissing especially works best for round two and three.
Your fucking awesome Nikki!
She is like the Eminem of comedy, Read into that what you will.
You go downtown?
WOW what a question
"How far away do people live"? Bruh
Nikki imagining his piece at 04:59
its engineering that really makes them sound off. to control the operation.
0:43 - *THANKS NIKKI* o_o
you guys just said women are the same as dolphins
The women that are the screamers are the minority.
squirters are the minority, screamers are average
No need to be racist. :-) (Relax, joke.)
Yes I am up now!!
Amazing!!!
Women gotta learn to stop being loud when she gettin her guts dug out. We dont wanna know whats goin on
I love Nikki.
Poor Andrew. Lol.
Change the title to "the roast of Andrew"
That was a little much. Joking about someone blowing their head off is not funny.
Lassie? I would!
Hahahaha this is good
I love loud #morningsex this guy needs to know where the #gspot is
We can see your mouth say "David". So, yeah... pleepity bloop.
Ahoooo, where was the governor!!
Anyone catch that?
Nope.
Enjoy the summer ..petals fall.
she sounds like tana mongeau
She really does
These damned cave walls are so thin. She’s at it again. Now the wolves will come.
I eat it🤣
This seems a bit scripted
Yepp , more than a bit
I am working with the national suicide prevention lifeline Nikki would love to interview you for the campaign I am doing with them.
I want to go down on Nikki so bad. She’s cute as hell
"Fun murder."?!!
I love you so much!!!
...yeah....your "friend" David. What's on your mind kiddo? Cuz this whole "let's make a joke about the MOST inappropriate thing ever" may fool some but not all. 💕unik.
Dead 😂😂😂
I was with a woman that sounded like a donkey
Next time imma tell her shut tf up 😂😂😂
Nikki is... unbelievable 💍
What's up with your IG account trains
I don’t think I buy this theory. According to behavioral theories of biology and genetics (The Selfish Gene), females have to conserve their genetic material and ensure they have a single provider. Males best strategy was to pair with as many females as possible to enhance their opportunity to pass their genes on. Some of our social structures developed to account for this; i.e., rein in male urges to procreate indiscriminately so that females would have a better chance of raising offspring to their reproductive age. After that, it is all downhill. Your genes gain no better chance of being passed on after you raise your children. This book and some others blew my mind upon first reading.
Would we not be tired but I guess for sure pregnancy 🤷♀️
2:39 Coyote.
What a useless piece of information
LOL. Roland
Hi
Interestingly most women friends say they are really quiet. My experience is most are quiet.
Sibling rivalry Sistah Sledge Hammer down.
Howling wolf the blues artist
LMAO
wtf
Sex At Dawn... read it