[🅑🅡🅐🅝🅓] is Dead to Me

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  • It's time to end my relationship with [🅑🅡🅐🅝🅓] because there are so many better sour candy brands to review than [🅑🅡🅐🅝🅓]!
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  • @samanthapretor3
    @samanthapretor3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7272

    Mark: “I wanna hurt, I wanna bleed, I wanna suffer”
    Also Mark: “I am NOT a masochist”

    • @thekeymaker7522
      @thekeymaker7522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      it's only to realize the true potential of your body and strengthen it. It's not masochism

    • @jz_es.469
      @jz_es.469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I read this on the right time 😃

    • @randoapplebigcheese6169
      @randoapplebigcheese6169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      guys he just wants to test his limits

    • @MinnRow
      @MinnRow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Girls when on their month:
      What?

    • @YSleepish
      @YSleepish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mark: Has a video of various tortures to his head, including beer bottles and bricks smashed over his lovely skull.

  • @Mogi.
    @Mogi. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7057

    I wonder which Brand is going to disrespect him next week

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Hershey

    • @mrnewb4725
      @mrnewb4725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      skittles

    • @Shawty-fi2sn
      @Shawty-fi2sn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      What’s up checkmark?

    • @Sky_Master_of_the_Void
      @Sky_Master_of_the_Void 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Alienware

    • @Rafferty_09
      @Rafferty_09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sky_Master_of_the_Void I’m first to reply to your comment

  • @RMGamingBD
    @RMGamingBD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38092

    "When I want sour, I want to hurt"
    - Mark "Not A Masochist" Fischbach

    • @venoxin
      @venoxin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +755

      Logan is a spam bot, dont go to his channel

    • @fadi172
      @fadi172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Verified

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +581

      @@venoxin
      Logan is just a figment of our imagination.

    • @sainsburyslocal
      @sainsburyslocal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      hello verified user

    • @jayhansen4918
      @jayhansen4918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Mark "hurts so good like salt in the wound" fischbach

  • @TheCraftingJedi
    @TheCraftingJedi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3330

    The fact that overall sour patch kids sales dipped from this video is a testament to the sheer power this man holds

    • @causeimlatina7997
      @causeimlatina7997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      No shit really ?

    • @redspartan6567
      @redspartan6567 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@causeimlatina7997 I looked it up and couldn't find anything so take it with a grain of salt. There's a chance I missed something though.

    • @playstation.e7703
      @playstation.e7703 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Covid

    • @yummedd
      @yummedd ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@playstation.e7703 this video was posted a year and four months after the pandemic had started, so the pandemics effect would of happened already

    • @cherrybramble
      @cherrybramble ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@redspartan6567 you just gotta pull up their sales chart and cross compare with when this vid came out

  • @gh0stface_daddy
    @gh0stface_daddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    12:58 "I'm sorry, it's okay!" Him immediately telling Amy it was fine that she didn't get the sourfuls was too precious omg.

  • @marimarijojo
    @marimarijojo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2542

    Okay but Mark saying "I'm sorry, it's okay." After being told he didn't ask for sourfuls beforehand... Kinda wish more people reacted like that.

    • @pipershumate3248
      @pipershumate3248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      it was so cute! I love Mark😭

    • @Kay-qd9cx
      @Kay-qd9cx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      My heart literally melted

    • @Mariewolf_94
      @Mariewolf_94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      he loves his woman and is such an upstanding gent that he'll admit he forgot to specify a brand 😊

    • @shira401
      @shira401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've been looking for this comment!

    • @a_dream_i_had_once
      @a_dream_i_had_once 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Markiplier is very sweet, his reaction was so genuine, just "I'm sorry, it's okay." he apologized for making her feel like she failed, and said "it's okay" bc he didn't want her to worry about it,, he's so sweet :)

  • @Quince_The_Fruit
    @Quince_The_Fruit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    Mark should just come up with his own brand for everything.

    • @draezer
      @draezer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Logan bruh

    • @WhosMixxie
      @WhosMixxie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Logan hell no

    • @aaaameeera
      @aaaameeera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Logan thank you for your reply, Logan.

    • @nihaaligo8561
      @nihaaligo8561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Logan shut up.

    • @xlexcon
      @xlexcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Logan fortnite sucks! and hes better :)

  • @ejspecht9184
    @ejspecht9184 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I love that Mark starts trying to seduce "Mrs Tootsie" once he decides she's married

    • @Sybato
      @Sybato ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She's actually single and 80

    • @Generic-usernam3
      @Generic-usernam3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Sybatosingle you say 😏

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well he did steal his friends Prom date and hasn't spoken to him since graduation, he mentions it in one of his qna vids

  • @tlooly
    @tlooly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2286

    Truly disgusting, that some “Brands” would do this horrible thing to Mark.

    • @plate_1100
      @plate_1100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What’s up checkmark?

    • @tlooly
      @tlooly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@plate_1100 helloooo

    • @MAGA_Queen2024
      @MAGA_Queen2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hello_oly I am tlo_oly

    • @tlooly
      @tlooly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MAGA_Queen2024 indeed

    • @potatoe6231
      @potatoe6231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Truly disgusting, that some people would do this horrible thing.

  • @dannyhartley416
    @dannyhartley416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4639

    I think there should be different levels of sour like how there’s different levels of hot, that way everyone can be happy with what they buy lol

    • @allie1738
      @allie1738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Bro- you are absolute genius

    • @hannahkingg
      @hannahkingg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      i think there are. Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning did a video abt it i think. but idk.

    • @cinnamontoasty9226
      @cinnamontoasty9226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      there should be a markiplier level of sour labeled " sourplier "

    • @Countryshorty13
      @Countryshorty13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@cinnamontoasty9226 they could even claim it was for the "sour-multiplyer"

    • @cinnamontoasty9226
      @cinnamontoasty9226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Countryshorty13 OMG YES

  • @mildlyrobin4978
    @mildlyrobin4978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Mark: "I don't buy anything sour because I want a nice experience. I wanna hurt, I wanna bleed, I wanna SUFFER."

    • @tran1000
      @tran1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First how many subscribers I can get from this comment

    • @VixenVulpix266
      @VixenVulpix266 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tran1000 I really know it depends

  • @Queenmurphy
    @Queenmurphy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Lists of brands who are dead to mark:
    -Del monte
    -Green giant?
    -Takis
    -Sour patch kids
    I’ll leave it there to add more in the future

    • @andrecarvalho8470
      @andrecarvalho8470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm counting on you... I'll be back in a year!

    • @Xenos_hive
      @Xenos_hive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +

    • @InfiniteSkiegh
      @InfiniteSkiegh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll be back too!

    • @ludwigbrand958
      @ludwigbrand958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was wondering if it was sour patch kids

    • @Alex-xp6dg
      @Alex-xp6dg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ll be back to check on this next time a brand does this XD

  • @wabbitvii
    @wabbitvii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    candies aren't extremely sour anymore because there have been laws put in place about how sour a candy can be because of how damaging sour candy can be

    • @Tigershark_3082
      @Tigershark_3082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thanks for the knowledge

    • @FurryMcMemes
      @FurryMcMemes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Makes sense since the sourness is just acid and too much can just wreck you

    • @Ohchitzixgobkvid
      @Ohchitzixgobkvid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The acid is quite potent and if you were to try it pure say goodbye to your tongue also shockers has been rebranded to extreme sour chewy the airheads he refers to is called sourfuls EEEEE

  • @melynnebrown3611
    @melynnebrown3611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    At this point its probably more lucrative for a company to "insult" or "offend" Mark just so that he will "call them out" in a video and they get free advertising in between his shenanigans. Its very entertaining to watch.

    • @eppssilon
      @eppssilon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I feel like on the opposite, that one company that'll actually take his side will get humongous respect

    • @synithracc2409
      @synithracc2409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But it backfires big bc his fans have loved him for years and are very able of hating that brand bc of his opinion

    • @DeltaSilver88
      @DeltaSilver88 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@synithracc2409 To be fair, I don't really care about any of the brands he reviews since they're simply not available in my country. 👌‍‍

  • @marsiewarsie887
    @marsiewarsie887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Markiplier: talking about how a certain “brand” disrespected him
    The ad next to the video being a DISTRACTABLE ad.

    • @zxcvbwolf
      @zxcvbwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You mean, a [DISTRACTABLE] ad?

    • @marsiewarsie887
      @marsiewarsie887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zxcvbwolf yes,yes

    • @user-sp5fg7ey5o
      @user-sp5fg7ey5o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can you change it to [DISTRACTIBLE]

    • @SolvingOurKreation
      @SolvingOurKreation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slampig is a good band.

    • @honeybatz4464
      @honeybatz4464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SHHH DONT SAY THE NAME!1!1!1!

  • @LetsBeatUpSae
    @LetsBeatUpSae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Everyone: Truly disgusting, that some "brands" would do this horrible thing to Mark, and Mark "not" being a masochist.
    Me: trying to read his shirt & look up the meaning, cause I am also learning Korean
    It's a Korean idiom that means "After hardships, happy days will come." Man I wish I had money to buy Cloak products, cause the is such a pretty shirt. ;-;

    • @anoekterpstra2308
      @anoekterpstra2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This comment is the truth

    • @tiyaa4196
      @tiyaa4196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes!!

    • @potatosordfighter666
      @potatosordfighter666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Is Mark a Masochist?" was my bday video and I want it as part of an U*** A**** tattoo I'm designing.

    • @Cristobal_530
      @Cristobal_530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cause the is? Really?

    • @tasos646
      @tasos646 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ty for the knowledge lol pog

  • @avocadotoucan3359
    @avocadotoucan3359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Everybody talking about how mark "isn't a masochist" and how "brand" could dare do such a thing, but can we talk about lixians edit at 5:52 that was HILARIOUS

    • @Khajiidaro
      @Khajiidaro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mark often hits his employees so they know why they need to do perfection in their work. That was Lixian asking for help, so lets not speak anymore about it.

    • @peergrewolls9364
      @peergrewolls9364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS COMMENT between all the copy paste stuff people are doing :,((

    • @thunderhooves4400
      @thunderhooves4400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Khajiidaro 😐

  • @Rosen.Eclipse
    @Rosen.Eclipse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Low key ma fav sour thing to eat is toxic waste and dip it in citric acid or I think it’s malic acid which is what makes sour stuff sour tho of course this ends with bleeding in the mouth and such so not the best idea but rly tasty

    • @comicfish6077
      @comicfish6077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you okay 😰

    • @comicfish6077
      @comicfish6077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Joonatan Isoaho I love sour candy but. I don't think I can handle that haha 😅

    • @eclipsed_bella4964
      @eclipsed_bella4964 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rosen Eclipse didn't expect to see you here-

  • @nothanson2429
    @nothanson2429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I’m surprised Mark doesn’t eat these the same way he “eats” Takis

    • @ZelGoGo
      @ZelGoGo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean the way he "eats" *BRAND*

  • @YaHear1003
    @YaHear1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1180

    Mark:
    “When it hurts real good”
    “Not a masochist”
    Me:
    Uh…

    • @abbyagan6220
      @abbyagan6220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The amount of times through out his videos he’s had to say he’s not a masochist is concerning lol

    • @whoreformgg1732
      @whoreformgg1732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@abbyagan6220 _KJZJSJSHS IKR ?? the amount of times hes said it you would start to second guess 😭_

    • @midnight7621
      @midnight7621 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      do we truly tell 'em? or do we just let him be happy...?

  • @Lokiii.
    @Lokiii. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "I dont want to be in- I dont want my sour eating experience to be pleasurable in any way. Only pain"
    Flash back to the time when Mark said "I'm not a masochist"

    • @devinaschenbrenner2683
      @devinaschenbrenner2683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But he kinda had a point. Good sour candy just hurts to eat.

  • @joselyngomez4163
    @joselyngomez4163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:57
    I love their relationship

  • @Natalia-ko3ib
    @Natalia-ko3ib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    How many brands, till Mark find a sponsor?!

    • @fumuwin
      @fumuwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Logan fortnite is shit

    • @davidmf4i511
      @davidmf4i511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Logan lmao funny guy

    • @Sapphirelily
      @Sapphirelily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Logan then why are you here?

    • @filipuccino
      @filipuccino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Logan hey, its me again, also fortnites dead, its been dead

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He had that sone alien sponsor but I guess they died to him since they sponsored one of those games he suffered through.

  • @isabellebaiza9939
    @isabellebaiza9939 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'm sorry it's okay" AWW OMG.

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Mark: "I have a problem"

    • @unluckycatfish6866
      @unluckycatfish6866 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Logan you dont even make fortnite erp montages smh

    • @sorinxi7455
      @sorinxi7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Logan Do you WANT people to dislike you? If not, delete this comment and go somewhere else.

  • @jaylajonson9422
    @jaylajonson9422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    No one:
    The comment section: Truly disgusting, that some “brands” would do such a horrible thing to Mark

    • @yumemitai612
      @yumemitai612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I posted it too but I don't get it

    • @notalongname9817
      @notalongname9817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you mean everyone

    • @Icheasea_T
      @Icheasea_T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yumemitai612 you are the problem

    • @ncrawford5673
      @ncrawford5673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@notalongname9817 facts, and Its so annoying

    • @_smugmaster_4553
      @_smugmaster_4553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truly disgusting, that some "brands" would do such a horrible thing to Mark

  • @mwlleo
    @mwlleo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:21 THAT CANDY TASTES SO GOOD.

  • @canoncosplays
    @canoncosplays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Markiplier “i’m not a masochist” Fischbach, but at the same time “I love sour bc of the pain and the power”

  • @intellectualpotato23
    @intellectualpotato23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    The amount of brands Mark has disowned is mildly concerning lol

    • @sjayk-ax3116
      @sjayk-ax3116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Logan who tf plays Fortnite

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Logan Unless Fortnite becomes a horror game he isn't playing it.

    • @rcl4737
      @rcl4737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sjayk-ax3116 I play Fortnite but I’m not like one of those kids like Logan who is saying to force Mark to play it.

    • @texasreznikof
      @texasreznikof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Logan bro stfu

    • @DeltaSilver88
      @DeltaSilver88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Doofy The Dragon Doofy, more like Puff the Magic Dragon since this guy's clearly been into some magic powder.

  • @stephaniebeitko9579
    @stephaniebeitko9579 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mark: "Sour patch kids is dead to me"
    TH-cam: "You know what ad would go perfectly with this video? Sour Patch Kids!"

  • @timmythetechpriest5177
    @timmythetechpriest5177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    8:19 Mark you just hit me with so many memories you likely didn’t intent to bring up, and I thank you for it

  • @carrie1390
    @carrie1390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mark you would LOVE Tear Jerkers....idk if they make them anymore. They're a lot like the gum you described with the pure sour crystals inside.

  • @deblixplier
    @deblixplier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “They” have a 40% sales plummet since saying they don’t care about you. I am so happy.

  • @JacobSk545
    @JacobSk545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sour skittle ad quote:
    “First their sour, and then they hurt”

  • @jdeeee044
    @jdeeee044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Truly Mark, that some disgusting would do this horrible thing to “Brands”.

    • @angelineprasetya977
      @angelineprasetya977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you a little confused but u got spirit :))

    • @janecat8753
      @janecat8753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What in the blazes is going on in the comments? I've heard of hivemind, but this is ridiculous!

    • @naushadedwin9567
      @naushadedwin9567 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao I had a stroke

    • @Pemenari
      @Pemenari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thanks. i had a good laugh cause of you

    • @charlottecoville3147
      @charlottecoville3147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@janecat8753 It's a copypasta that originated in one of Jschlatt's videos, and grew into this

  • @ACPtheAudioPhile
    @ACPtheAudioPhile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Mark: "There's always one brother better than the other brother"
    THIS IS AN OBVIOUS STAB AT TOM.

  • @teabea03
    @teabea03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Truly disgusting, that some “brands” would do this horrible thing to Mark.

    • @AStangeSoup
      @AStangeSoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was Adam and Eve and Mark asked for it

    • @Mothsoon
      @Mothsoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God damnit I thought I wouldn't see this kind of Comment again

    • @josephcooper171
      @josephcooper171 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mothsoon Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.

  • @l6ki
    @l6ki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Green candy: sour
    Purple chip bag: all dressed

  • @NathanielGross1994
    @NathanielGross1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Something tells me Markiplier doesn’t want to “patch” things up with a certain Brand.

  • @zeemo5913
    @zeemo5913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I can’t believe that some “brands” would do this terrible thing.

    • @theranger7924
      @theranger7924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can't belive that some "brands" would do this terrible thing.

    • @financialprofessionals
      @financialprofessionals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can't believe that some "brands" would do this terrible thing.

    • @vers8253
      @vers8253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can't believe that some "brands" would do this terrible thing.

    • @fishmaels
      @fishmaels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not the Jschlatt reference

    • @lavacloud9189
      @lavacloud9189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can't believe that some "brands" would do this terrible thing.

  • @olivass_
    @olivass_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'When i want sour, i want hurt.'
    aha... not a....NOT a Masochist... we get it. mhm

  • @Paaastry
    @Paaastry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:32 Some people see madness combat and others see amoung us

  • @geesegoosegeesegoose
    @geesegoosegeesegoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:52 THE YELP IM DYING

  • @anelliamaedaquioag8991
    @anelliamaedaquioag8991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my mouth is just tingling watching mark each sour candy TwT

  • @laughisfun2003
    @laughisfun2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I can’t believe some “brands” would do this terrible thing

    • @kimokawaii9653
      @kimokawaii9653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Logan you are as pleasant as a colonoscopy from Michael J Fox

    • @TheMorbiusGamingYT
      @TheMorbiusGamingYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Logan Hush… it’s alright child, you needn’t be an a-hole, stop promoting your channel, no one cares, no one will watch your videos, stop using Mark to promote your content, Mark doesn’t need to play Fortnite because kids like you don’t understand content. :)

    • @monke3719
      @monke3719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jschlatt moment

    • @PresidentNathan
      @PresidentNathan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      overused joke moment

    • @laughisfun2003
      @laughisfun2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As the second person to comment this, I can’t help but feel partially responsible for what has happened here

  • @bigpatriots3144
    @bigpatriots3144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Mark you must also defeat steak-umms as they have joined the “brand”

  • @Sybato
    @Sybato ปีที่แล้ว

    I just looked up what candies fall under the Toostie Roll umbrella and it's literally all the worst candy:
    Worst "Chocolate" candies: Toostie Roll
    Worst Nougat:Charleston Chew
    Worst Mint: Junior Mints
    Worst Gummy candy: Dots
    Worst Gum: Dubble Bubble
    Worst Caramel Candy: Sugar Daddy/Babbies
    Worst Wax Candy: Nik-L-Nip
    However they do have the best mints with Andes Mints and one of the best sour with Cry Babies, so they're ok in my book.

  • @GrannyPusher69
    @GrannyPusher69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Marks immediate switch to "aiiim sorry is okay " is hilarious to me

  • @xdtbymustdie
    @xdtbymustdie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I can’t believe that “brand” would do this terrible thing.

    • @Leisuremaker
      @Leisuremaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Psst what’s the brand

    • @MoonlightStatic
      @MoonlightStatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Leisuremaker S--- P---- K---

    • @DragosaurusRex
      @DragosaurusRex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is just a slightly edited version of someone else's comment

    • @blood-smith
      @blood-smith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean .. distractable

    • @fishmaels
      @fishmaels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DragosaurusRex its a reference..............

  • @SickAzzTonez
    @SickAzzTonez ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In germany we have (or had) something called “center shock”.
    Those are insanely sour. We had a contest on how many of them you get in your mouth.
    You will literally begin drooling. It’s that sour.
    Try them if you can find them :D
    Cheers!

  • @Gromek999
    @Gromek999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17282

    I can’t believe they would do this.
    We really do live in a society.

    • @XD2021
      @XD2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ᶜᵃⁿ ⁱ ᵍᵉᵗ ¹ ˢᵘᵇ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵐᵒʳʳᵒʷ?😢
      ,,

    • @rynelandenmoore4245
      @rynelandenmoore4245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @dizzymimii
      @dizzymimii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Logan Fr

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      I love how 2 of the comments are already people self promoting, get a life

    • @sayoryeetbeems379
      @sayoryeetbeems379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ik bruh ✊😔

  • @NotMyDoctor
    @NotMyDoctor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Truly disgusting, that some “Brands” would do this horrible thing to Mark.

    • @Urban_Goose
      @Urban_Goose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Stop spamming the comments like this again
      I actually want to read some normal comments

    • @apparentlybird_2661
      @apparentlybird_2661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Urban_Goose from what I can see these seem to be the normal comments

    • @chipped13
      @chipped13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Urban_Goose it's the schlatt thing again

    • @Nugget_From_Space
      @Nugget_From_Space 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Urban_Goose its a *j o k e*

    • @Turtoile41
      @Turtoile41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Nugget_From_Space an unfunny joke

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1145

    "You didn't tell me to get sourfuls."
    "IMSORRYITSOKAY"

    • @Basinico
      @Basinico 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not first

    • @soapless4404
      @soapless4404 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pog

    • @Jimuelski17
      @Jimuelski17 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Third

    • @hepticvr
      @hepticvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Every TH-camr I watch you watch like SML,MrBeast and more

    • @tibag001
      @tibag001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Was just coming to comment this

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9149

    "I have a problem"
    We all knew that Mark. Your long-time fans knew that a while ago.

    • @XD2021
      @XD2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ᶜᵃⁿ ⁱ ᵍᵉᵗ ¹ ˢᵘᵇ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵐᵒʳʳᵒʷ?😢
      ,

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Wow 43 seconds and your already on the top

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      What do you even do with this power

    • @flameepidemic4839
      @flameepidemic4839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facts

    • @joemarmar2861
      @joemarmar2861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Go away your scaring me you’ve been in every comment sections please STOP

  • @flameofmage1099
    @flameofmage1099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3023

    When he brought out the Sour Skittles I was right next to a vending that had them, so I had to try them.
    Edit: Can confirm the yellow ones destroy your mouth
    Edit 2: MY FUCKING TONGUE
    Edit 3: Don't drink Sprite afterwards

    • @urmom-zb4xq
      @urmom-zb4xq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      me and my friends used to eat a bunch of sour skittles and drink sprite at the same time
      safe to say my mouth is permanently damaged

    • @weirdtings9416
      @weirdtings9416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      i love this reaction

    • @galactic-hamster7043
      @galactic-hamster7043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      A tragedy in 3 acts

    • @samsukeandstuff6655
      @samsukeandstuff6655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      "Edit 4: I just woke up in a hospital."

    • @Yuhyurfrd
      @Yuhyurfrd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      i love how this progressed

  • @schmidtyclips
    @schmidtyclips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3370

    This TH-camr named oompaville makes his own sour candy and even said he'd want to give Mark his own flavor, so I think he should review his sour candy. Hopefully Mark sees this.

    • @Bigbottomfragger
      @Bigbottomfragger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Oh, that's interesting.

    • @Vybex285yy
      @Vybex285yy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes that's a great idea

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I haven't watched Oompaville in years, I didn't realize he was making his own candy now.

    • @f.b.i717
      @f.b.i717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      N' rifty

    • @mollysmith8627
      @mollysmith8627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mark! Look at thisssss

  • @Whatamievendoinghere420
    @Whatamievendoinghere420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    "They're good because it's like salt in the wound"
    -Mark "not a masochist" Fischbach

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes

  • @Scottworld
    @Scottworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17943

    My King: "I'll Always Come Back".

    • @survivaljournalist8314
      @survivaljournalist8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Oml

    • @XD2021
      @XD2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      ᶜᵃⁿ ⁱ ᵍᵉᵗ ¹ ˢᵘᵇ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵐᵒʳʳᵒʷ?😢
      ,..

    • @gamerbred13
      @gamerbred13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Sir Scottworld?

    • @Lindrukz
      @Lindrukz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Hello scottworld! Didn’t expect to see you here!

    • @Lindrukz
      @Lindrukz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +545

      @Logan no.

  • @mysticanimation22
    @mysticanimation22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    What better reason than "There's so few in the bag"

  • @phifuru
    @phifuru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    "When I want sour, I want to hurt"
    - Mark "Not A Masochist" Fischbach

    • @Inoyam1
      @Inoyam1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahaha

    • @temarinara77
      @temarinara77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right we all he is

    • @coconutshook
      @coconutshook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he's not a masochist, he just wanna test his limits 😌

    • @youtubestuff683
      @youtubestuff683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Logan neither do you scrub

    • @good-sofa
      @good-sofa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean "Butterworth"?!?!!??!?

  • @QuieroBaleadas
    @QuieroBaleadas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Mark: “I’m not a masochist”
    Also Mark: “When I want sour, I want to hurt”

    • @kaiporter1889
      @kaiporter1889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Logan 💀 ✋

    • @MikeSparkC
      @MikeSparkC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Logan bye boy

    • @Akechii_Goro6922
      @Akechii_Goro6922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Logan cry about it but Markiplier is better ☺️

    • @CrusaderLady
      @CrusaderLady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mark: “It hurts so good”

    • @sainsburyslocal
      @sainsburyslocal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Logan well then how come he nearly has 30M and you have 300?

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3291

    Alternative Title: Markiplier Beats Big Companies

    • @Ihatemylife266
      @Ihatemylife266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok you hackin

    • @abdullaplays5402
      @abdullaplays5402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I see u every where

    • @scaryninjagamerboy
      @scaryninjagamerboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Logan you better be joking

    • @bigmoneyben08
      @bigmoneyben08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Logan please for the love of god tell me you’re being ironic.

    • @TGCPhilip
      @TGCPhilip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Failed evil [Checkmark] comment pog
      Edit: nvm

  • @thatoneweirdo4461
    @thatoneweirdo4461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2287

    When Amy sounded sad I like how mark immediately was like “ No I’m sowwy it’s okay!” was so cute Ngl lol

    • @SmallCactus22
      @SmallCactus22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      They're just so wholesome 🥺

    • @a..3657
      @a..3657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I love how Mark always apologizes so quickly 🥺

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yes

    • @BigBrainGamer58
      @BigBrainGamer58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro a Viking how did you do that

    • @thedatboi_
      @thedatboi_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BigBrainGamer58 *w o t*

  • @IsaacBelf
    @IsaacBelf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    One of these days, mark will upload a video like: "I'm dead to me".

    • @allmightymish
      @allmightymish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmfao facts

    • @shinjiroukuro8901
      @shinjiroukuro8901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "iplier" is dead to me

    • @ritzcrakers
      @ritzcrakers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      markiplier is dead already happened 🤭

    • @andrecarvalho8470
      @andrecarvalho8470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah he self promotes every video XD

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How can Mark be dead to himself, if he was never real?

  • @DoofusManBoy
    @DoofusManBoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    The Long Awaited 3rd Installment of Markiplier’s “Dead To Me” series

    • @cocomo3141
      @cocomo3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol he should call it this!

    • @Buttmaster42069
      @Buttmaster42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Logan well don't got anything better to do so how about you prove to me why your content is better than mark's

    • @stranger8449
      @stranger8449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      god this crap again?

    • @GhostPunk_plays
      @GhostPunk_plays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Logan then why are you here if you don’t like mark

    • @TheMorbiusGamingYT
      @TheMorbiusGamingYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Logan Hush… it’s alright child, you needn’t be an a-hole, stop promoting your channel, no one cares, no one will watch your videos, stop using Mark to promote your content, Mark doesn’t need to play Fortnite because kids like you don’t understand content. :)

  • @pacoscorner7318
    @pacoscorner7318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    This is nearly 22 minutes of Mark trying to convince everyone that he isn't a masochist for wanting to eat extremely sour candies.

  • @noahdabuildr1002
    @noahdabuildr1002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1617

    If markiplier was president: “IF YOU CALL IT SOUR IT HAS TO BE SOUR”

    • @generallyunimportant
      @generallyunimportant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cbt at its best

    • @partially3264
      @partially3264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but he is true

    • @honk582
      @honk582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if markiplier was president the world would be a better place

    • @Maya-mr1hi
      @Maya-mr1hi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Make America sour agian

    • @jeremax2048
      @jeremax2048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Finally a comment that is not the truly disgusting comment.

  • @daozhang
    @daozhang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Mark saying "There're so few in the bag." and then picking up the candy off the floor really resonated with my broke ass.

  • @captain_duck0o084
    @captain_duck0o084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    8:32
    So let me explain to you that "Madness combat" thing , basically it's torsos with only feet , hands and head not connected to the said torso. What's interesting Mark pulled out a red and a yellow pills which can refer to the blood color of the guys , normal blood is obviously red and there's some special type of blood that is yellow.
    I consider him a man of culture.

    • @gamertames349
      @gamertames349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That engineer blood always felt like it was mustard XD

    • @hayothegunosaurus
      @hayothegunosaurus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah, Madness Combat characters look like lil PPs

    • @Generic-usernam3
      @Generic-usernam3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hayothegunosaurusI mean I would say they’re average sized…

    • @symphoniesofthesea
      @symphoniesofthesea 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks

  • @lelo_heh842
    @lelo_heh842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    This man is just coming after so many big brands

  • @caffeinefiendd
    @caffeinefiendd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    “when i eat sour i wanna _hurt”_
    -Mark Fischbach, Not A Masochist

    • @floatingblaze8405
      @floatingblaze8405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but it's gotta "hurt real good" if you know what I mean

  • @NiceGuySam
    @NiceGuySam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Mark: "MMM."
    Also Mark:(chokes on sour powder)
    M:"DELICIOUS."

  • @berrybearcub8237
    @berrybearcub8237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2446

    AHEM, as a fellow masochist. I can tell you all that Mark is indeed in denial, because all masochist have a favorite pain, and Marks is acidity.

    • @soontherewillbesnow
      @soontherewillbesnow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      as a fellow fellow masochist, I agree with this statement.

    • @madzilla6812
      @madzilla6812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      As a second fellow masochist I also agree. Weirdly mine is similar to his, mine is when you have so much salt (like licking salt/flavor powder off of sunflower seeds specifically) that your tongue gets salt burned. That’s good shit

    • @sk3tch_art1st35
      @sk3tch_art1st35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I must be the third to agree! Sour is good, but those low level candies that say they are "sour" just don't cut it! I like the warheads, that's something to give some spice, or should I say acidity to ones life!

    • @cheesyburrito6358
      @cheesyburrito6358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I thought it was "respectable power"

    • @panthbucketing5187
      @panthbucketing5187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I must agree as well

  • @LiamMonticelli
    @LiamMonticelli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1587

    Markiplier: "SOUR APPLE!"
    Also Markiplier: *forgets that lime is a thing*

    • @gamerzone1014
      @gamerzone1014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lime isn’t really that sour though

    • @elizabethsmith7224
      @elizabethsmith7224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or lemon.

    • @pokerfaceproductions1010
      @pokerfaceproductions1010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah what are you on about
      Limes arent sour at all
      Granny smiths are

    • @JakeSomnia
      @JakeSomnia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      limes are tart. not sour. granny smith apples are sour.

    • @VitaEmerald324
      @VitaEmerald324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JakeSomnia it’s the reverse for me, or at least that’s the natural order imo
      Also I just detest apple Skittles in every conceivable way compared to lime.

  • @bloobean
    @bloobean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    "You didn't tell me to get sourfuls."
    "IMSORRYITSOKAY"

    • @kattocomputer942
      @kattocomputer942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I went immediately to the comments section after that moment to see if anyone had mentioned it

    • @marki_parki9224
      @marki_parki9224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Logan your channel has 5 videos and are all taken from another channel. Also none of them are fortnite related. Your IQ is equal to that of a stalagmite.

    • @divinaholden3814
      @divinaholden3814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love how he says it too

    • @kattocomputer942
      @kattocomputer942 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marki_parki9224 it's a bot

    • @marki_parki9224
      @marki_parki9224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kattocomputer942 even so. It helps me let my anger out on something. Plus that makes the stalagmite insult valid

  • @Bell_Jingle
    @Bell_Jingle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Lixian casually walking across the screen just to get punched off screen by Mark om his own accord,, is just one reason I love Lixian 😂💛

    • @Bell_Jingle
      @Bell_Jingle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also I'm pretty sure the "shockers" are now called sweet tart sours, which is an even worse name than shockers when compared to shock tarts

  • @KartoonPerson
    @KartoonPerson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1231

    Lixian: trying to take a nice relaxing walk
    Mark: time for punch

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lixian definitely deserves to receive his due credit and more when it comes to editing Mark's videos. Plus I just like his and Mark's little "interactions".

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

    • @TheUltimateFrosty
      @TheUltimateFrosty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That part killed me too lmao

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Timestamp?

    • @spaze2blue8
      @spaze2blue8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@bi.fruitsalad5:50

  • @kurakumi8826
    @kurakumi8826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1837

    “I want to hurt, I want to bleed”
    - Markiplier(Not a masochist)

    • @fatherramen475
      @fatherramen475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Based off your pfp I’m gonna assume your non-binary and lesbian. So I wanted to just make sure you’re aware of nblw terms. The two main ones are trixic(equivalent of sapphic) and femiamoric(equivalent of lesbian). Lesbian isn’t really the right term because it means a woman attracted to only women.

    • @HatsunePeeku
      @HatsunePeeku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@fatherramen475 literally no one cares

    • @fatherramen475
      @fatherramen475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HatsunePeeku k and? Still felt like it

    • @mingid4783
      @mingid4783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@fatherramen475 theyre using the correct term, lesbian means non-men loving non-men

    • @martinvanburen7268
      @martinvanburen7268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m a masochist

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    I can't believe *BRAND* would do this to Mark

    • @notgoodbutitry3000
      @notgoodbutitry3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @krafteekrack_RW
      @krafteekrack_RW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I say we area 51 BRAND lol

    • @jokelbn
      @jokelbn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol 😆

    • @darkmeraldpvp6531
      @darkmeraldpvp6531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine if Pokemon could react from eating a Sour pokeblocks

    • @LtSprinkulz
      @LtSprinkulz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      At least this isnt the usual copy paste cringe even if it's a similar format.

  • @immortalpsychopath1194
    @immortalpsychopath1194 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Did anybody notice the speed Mark came to Amy’s reassurance when she felt bad for not getting the thing Mark wanted is kind of heartwarming. I hope to find someone that I can love like that one day. So sweet (and sour) ☺️

  • @HopeHendershot-Moskal
    @HopeHendershot-Moskal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Sour Skittles give you this false sense of security, because they don't seem too sour at first, but the next thing you know, you've eaten a whole bag and your mouth is bleeding. They're my favorite.

    • @atosmic9035
      @atosmic9035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ok just story time for sour skittles. My friends and I have this long standing tradition where on Halloween and Easter or someth we get ONLY an absurd amount of bags of sour skittles.
      Then we commence in the Dead Mans Tongue challenge. Whoever manages to finish the most bags gets $20 x however many bags they finished.
      The record is seven bags so far and did involve a horrifically bleeding tongue by the end.

    • @trebull2284
      @trebull2284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If the record is ever broken you gotta update us and maybe have that persons taste buds tested out

  • @AirLight1646
    @AirLight1646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Lixian editing “DISTRACTIBLE” over Mark’s words is hilarious

  • @PurpleBoi-ez7je
    @PurpleBoi-ez7je 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Markiplier: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Markiplier: *this entire video*

  • @astra4605
    @astra4605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    A few years back in my video production class, we all had this exact conversation about no sour candy being sour enough, and the next day a kid came in with a giant silver bag of white powder, and surprisingly it actually wasn’t cocaine lmfao. This kid had found pure malic acid and brought it in for everybody to eat. I’ve never been able to eat sour candy the same since. Nothing will ever amount to that experience.

    • @thatrandomprotato
      @thatrandomprotato ปีที่แล้ว

      Cocaine would've been better

    • @Data-Expungeded
      @Data-Expungeded ปีที่แล้ว +26

      yup definitely wasn’t cocaine.
      definitely.
      Definitely

  • @nsane8923
    @nsane8923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    Company: sponsores literally anyone other than Markiplier
    Mark: “and I took that personally.”

    • @walkerpierce5446
      @walkerpierce5446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You know, there may be some correlation between these kind of videos and large brands not wanting to sponsor him.

    • @utamania
      @utamania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@walkerpierce5446 the brands are in on it though ?? they know its not real

    • @pjsans
      @pjsans 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@utamania It certainly is real.

    • @anniandro
      @anniandro 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pjsans This particular one seems like it'll have some sort of twist. Have a look at the Sour Patch Kids Twitter and you'll see they keep hinting at the fact they might end up sponsoring him because they're "sour" then "sweet".

    • @pjsans
      @pjsans 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anniandro That's a slogan. Stop acting like it's a thing. Troglodyte.

  • @Chris-ll6md
    @Chris-ll6md 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    “SOURFULS”
    “You didn’t tell me to get sourfuls!”
    “i’m sorry, it’s okay.”

    • @babycupcake4206
      @babycupcake4206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Deadass had me sobbing for a quick second.

    • @teananightoak2174
      @teananightoak2174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Cutest thing ever istg😭

    • @tylerprime9555
      @tylerprime9555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@babycupcake4206 why would that make you-

    • @masterkevkev
      @masterkevkev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tiny cute moments of Mark :D

    • @ramblingrapscallion8583
      @ramblingrapscallion8583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He really should do his own shopping for these lol

  • @Soup_phobic
    @Soup_phobic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    If he wants sour I recommend a really good brand called “Tête brûlée”
    It’s a french brand but I could barely eat those without crying, drooling or putting them under water

    • @lovealiceninedu76
      @lovealiceninedu76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i can confirm those are sour to the core

  • @khazz33
    @khazz33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    I love how "I'm not a masochist" became one of this community's main jokes after [REDACTED]

    • @crungass
      @crungass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Unus Annus

    • @lubnaadobah1772
      @lubnaadobah1772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      man I miss [REDACTED] :

    • @crungass
      @crungass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lubnaadobah1772 unus annus

    • @This_account_never_existed
      @This_account_never_existed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn [REDACTED] was amazing, forever in my heart

  • @timmyteehee9490
    @timmyteehee9490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    I love how when he dropped the gumball you could see his internal dilemma between his initial instinct of just picking the gumball off the floor and eating it and not wanting to show everyone on youtube how he just ate floor candy.

    • @Darkify0
      @Darkify0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      don’t see why he wouldn’t, I mean I do it all the time, 5 year rule, remember and take notes

  •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    These videos literally never get old

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    BRAND shouldn't do that to Mark, for a good reason.

    • @fadi172
      @fadi172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Verified

    • @poppycars213
      @poppycars213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Report @Doofy the dragon for self advertising (he changed his name)

    • @jeggg1
      @jeggg1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are you in literally every video

    • @potatomusic9528
      @potatomusic9528 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Logan you shouldn't be watching him if you dont like him mark is a great person with an amazing personality he has done many charity's and so what if he doesnt play fortnite fortnite isnt even that good its actually more of a low tier game that children play

    • @timschick9672
      @timschick9672 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Logan IDK guys hes got some... Intriguing content.. to say the least

  • @binebine9780
    @binebine9780 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    In a roundabout way, he was suffering when the candy wasn’t sour

  • @tandempanic4141
    @tandempanic4141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Is no one gonna talk about Warheads "spray candy"? It's literally a small container of a liquid concentration of sourness that you spray into your mouth.

    • @KraisonFrameworks
      @KraisonFrameworks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's the real-life equivalent of a splash potion

    • @D4rkrays
      @D4rkrays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh that does sound like death, like something that shoulda happened in that one year we momento mori for.

    • @TheGuiltyPillow
      @TheGuiltyPillow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So just a spray bottle full of acid? I think they have that in London.

    • @solitudeguard8478
      @solitudeguard8478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it more appropriate to speak of how Truly disgusting, that some "Brands" would do this horrible thing to Mark.

    • @ahuman3585
      @ahuman3585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, and its good

  • @asuddenredfox3626
    @asuddenredfox3626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    “Local man desperately tries to convince people he’s not a masochist while describing how much he likes to hurt himself.”

  • @bi.fruitsalad
    @bi.fruitsalad ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:44 “distractible stuck”
    Mark in 2022: listen to distractible and I’ll make an onlyfans

  • @thelazygamer2195
    @thelazygamer2195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    “So how many brands did you piss off?”
    Mark: *Yes.*

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Logan get a life kid

    • @ToffiDoesArt
      @ToffiDoesArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@AirLight1646 yes, please. Logan, or whatever you call yourself, screw off

    • @Jlow2698
      @Jlow2698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Logan shut up

    • @ToffiDoesArt
      @ToffiDoesArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beepbop4368 N E V E R 🤪

    • @mr.glitchy1681
      @mr.glitchy1681 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Logan bruh your content is stolen your opinion is invalid

  • @sam.fridayyy
    @sam.fridayyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Takis: doesn’t sponsor Mark
    Mark: “Somebody is going to die tonight”

    • @filipuccino
      @filipuccino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Logan hey, its me again, also your crappy content is worse than mine

    • @davidmorrish9110
      @davidmorrish9110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Logan GTFO. Now.

    • @XxUnderKanexX
      @XxUnderKanexX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@filipuccino I think your content is so much better than his!

    • @tylerramos6436
      @tylerramos6436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Logan his content better than yours tf u mean

    • @filipuccino
      @filipuccino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@XxUnderKanexX thank, tho it might be a while before i even decide to post again

  • @noahworke2497
    @noahworke2497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    Mark: You can't just pound vitamins and expect the flu to go away
    My Mom: Lies, Deception

    • @paigejackson3740
      @paigejackson3740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My grandmother used Vicks like it was gonna stop me from feeling like dying

    • @davidtucker9498
      @davidtucker9498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean... Vitamins are good for a healthy immune system, and that is what you need to fight off ANY virus, so...

    • @dontage8157
      @dontage8157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@paigejackson3740 one day Vicks will make her immortal and you can't say she wasn't right

    • @elizabethh.everett5945
      @elizabethh.everett5945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My mom: words, words to deceive

    • @jas.per.25
      @jas.per.25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my mom did that with Emergen-c, and to be fair i drank it all the time as much as kids like Capri sun or soda or whatever. now my immune system is so strong it survived multiple OD's and never got COVID, or the flu, or anything. I'm literally god at this point

  • @sweetchocolatesecret
    @sweetchocolatesecret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    "I want to suffer!!" - Markiplier, Definitely not a Masochist

    • @amogusgaming.6681
      @amogusgaming.6681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mark cant hide anymore he is masohist he needs P A I N

  • @chrisjankay2488
    @chrisjankay2488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    (8:52)
    They’ll put you through the same amount of pain Hank felt too!