The fact that Sour Patch Kids gave him an entire portrait of his icon made out of Sour Patch Kids and *still* won’t give him a sponsorship shows how much power Mr. Patch actually has.
He likely had some dedicated Markiplier fans who happens to work at Sour Patch Kids, and told the company PR, “Hey, yooze over there sit’n at that fancy shmancy desk with all those fancy pantsy pens... I tell yooze what, yooze best gotta get to knows this heres Mark fella!”
Lady Seashell Bikini That’s kind of the point. Companies learned early on that acting more human helps people feel more comfortable with your brand and thus more eager to buy your product. So they started hiring advertising people who have a sense of humor and aren’t afraid to do fun, wacky shit like this. I actually appreciate when companies seem to be in on the joke and are willing to play along.
Mr. Patch: "He insulted us, what should we do?" An employee somewhere: "Give him a picture made of Sour Patch." Mr Patch: "...?" The employee: "Ants. So. Many. Ants."
I love how mark said in his book video that he has no influence yet is able to make a huge company give him a box filled with free things after bullying them
@@Kyosumari Because in the day and age, negative news travels farther. People love to share gossip about drama and even this faux drama was probably more fun to share around than a simple box review would.
@@Dragongirlwaifu Agreed. Sour Patch Kids and Markiplier is like Wendy's and Twitter. Both have interesting and out of the box advertising, and so far it does them well.
Numeriku cuz Mark didn’t need those coins, he’s got enough coin to enjoy wut ever he want in life now. So better not to turn this into businesses, and just keep it as a little inside joke between them~. One of the reason we love mark’s content so much
Jack should have made several dedicated videos to reviewing Coke products in a fun and fresh new way. Same goes with MatPat who wanted a Diet Coke sponsor. Offhandedly mentioning it in a video that has nothing to do with Coke won't get their attention. Proof this works: Our boi Markiplier
I cant stop laughing at the picture of the ppl that had to put the things in the box and their boss just going "grab the individual candy... take the wrapping off and just dunk it in. This is personal." Edit: i wrote this comment before i have seen the portrait part and now i am. ALSO imagining the face of the clueless workers just putting a GODDAM CANDY ART PIECE INTO A DELIVERY BOX
Mark: Hey, I don't like the individual packaging, it's wasteful and inconvenient. Mr. Patch: Okay, we'll just give you a bunch of loose sour patch kids without any packaging!
@@mintykarma336 It actually felt like a couple people going along with a joke, deliciously sarcastic but without being mean. I like it, just made it funnier XD
When they sent him a doll and said that they knew he “loved” dolls and then laughed. Were they referring to his fear of mannequins and thought it would be funny to send him a doll? 😂
Ooooooh, I didn't think about that. I was just like "When did I miss Mark being super into dolls and figurines?? What tf are they talking about???". Mark didn't seem to get it either, but it makes sense. lol
I love how he thinks they used the blues as packing peanuts but really its just them removing the individual wrapping from them as said in the letter. Just to make a point to him XD "you don't like them wrapped? FINE! here are your dirty little blue men"
I can just imagine the advertising team of sour patch just crying at their computers knowing the only way they can satisfy Mark is giving him ownership and his own collection of sour patch kids.
Honestly they should... make it a huge ongoing thing where eventually they give in and make some markiplier patch men, could be a pretty damn good advertising plot. Also, I forgot how good sour patch kids were until a while ago when I feasted upon a whole box because I found one in the pantry 😎
@@becomeanother ever just */fill 0, 0, 0 40, 50, 40 furnace* and marvel at your rectangle of furnaces? What is this, like 8,000 furnaces with these low of numbers. I could get more furnaces.
YES, I’m glad someone caught this. In Boy Scouts I had experienced firsthand people using axes and knives wrong and ended up hurting themselves. Please be safe with knives. Markiplier is not an expert.
The “we know you love dolls mwah hah hah” got me 😂. Everyone knows he hates mannequin horror, I half expected the thing to pop open like a jack in the box
Mark: Yells at company like 3 times Company: "We should send him 2 gift boxes." Jack: Keeps advertising coke and being nice to their company for like 2 years Company: "Who's Jackspedicey?"
It's pretty much free advertisement for them, reaching an audience of hundred thousands of people for at most a few hundred dollars is like the best deal ever.
Also the joke for the “we know you love dolls” is them poking at how he has autonamaphobia (probably spelt wrong) which is the fear of mannequins animatronics and yes dolls
10 years later, when all the chit-chat runs out in the relationship, and the distance feels like it grows by the day, Mark is just laying there in bed, curled up with his shovel....
Back up reply: * Mark brings out the shovel * Amy: "If you love the shovel so much, why don't you marry it!?" Mark: * whispers * _"She knows!"_ Seriously, though, if he doesn't use that shovel to propose, I will truly be upset
People are allowed to change their minds, bro. Hell, there was a time where I hated bronies for no reason. Now I am one. I think it's a little something called "character growth."
@@LDaniel_BDuce Which comes with a timed detonator and a phone "Hello Mark. I see you have received my package." "Mr Patch?" "Time is ticking, Mr Fischbach. If you survive the sour, then we can move onto the sweet. Now, what colour is the 3rd wire?"
![[🅑🅡🅐🅝🅓] is Dead to Me](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/u5wPDH8v2ic/mqdefault.jpg)
![[🅑🅡🅐🅝🅓] is Dead to Me](/img/tr.png)
The fact that Sour Patch Kids gave him an entire portrait of his icon made out of Sour Patch Kids and *still* won’t give him a sponsorship shows how much power Mr. Patch actually has.
He likely had some dedicated Markiplier fans who happens to work at Sour Patch Kids, and told the company PR, “Hey, yooze over there sit’n at that fancy shmancy desk with all those fancy pantsy pens... I tell yooze what, yooze best gotta get to knows this heres Mark fella!”
@@heatherfeather7199 I read this in Mark's voice XD
@@localgamer.127 I read it in his prison voice from heist
Or how much power Mark has
AMEN
I love the fact that Sour Patch basically went "All right, listen here you little shit"
FACTS 😭
why did this make me laugh so much more than anything else here
So fuckin accurate
Fr tho lol
And then said thank you afterwards lmao
Mark started reading the letter and i'm just like "you're being passive-aggressived by a candy company"
yes 🙂
That's the type of letter I'm here for.
Lady Seashell Bikini That’s kind of the point. Companies learned early on that acting more human helps people feel more comfortable with your brand and thus more eager to buy your product.
So they started hiring advertising people who have a sense of humor and aren’t afraid to do fun, wacky shit like this.
I actually appreciate when companies seem to be in on the joke and are willing to play along.
I love how Mr. Patch’s response to him not liking the individually wrapped candies is just throwing loose candies into the box
So glad someone got what they were trying to do!
During a pandemic
@@chemicalcupcakes8387 yes it adds extra flavour and extra covid resistant plasma to ur blood
@@Urban_Goose 😂
I mean before covid I think he probably would have eaten them
And Sour Patch Kids revenge on Mark is leading a colony of ants into his house.
Omg yess I see
If it was in asia then 150% possibility
69
Linh Phùng I live in the Midwest and it’s still guaranteed to happen.
I N V A D E
"You know us.... we're sour... then sweet."
Mark: ITS A BOMB.
the bomb in hand simulator was from sour patch kids
What a beautiful relationship
Sour sweet gone
You didn't even get the line right, Is your reaction time like 2 seconds later than it should be?
@@reactionboyguy Welcome to another episode of: Being a dick in the internet!
Markiplier, who has looked at his icon every day for the past seven years: oh wait the eyes are up here
Lilly Olpin I haven’t read the comment I just saw your profile picture and it’s awesome
Happy to be your 1k like.
@@jettfisher5313 lmao hey i'll take it
@@rryanova ay thanks!
“All right, Mark.”
The most passive-aggressive way to start a letter.
“There’s a sweet gift at the bottom of the box”
Mark: *Theres a bomb*
Made of sour patch kids
@@winter1353 and citrus
With dynamite made of watermelon sour patch kids
and bitterness
i would just like to say i love your pfp
I don't know about "yelling at someone long enough," Jack never did get that sponsorship from coke.
I mean...yet!
@@spencealwayswins Its over dude even Sean said it was
I mean, they started this😐
@@holygaia5938 ok but think about it. Sean probably was told to stop the bit. look at mini ladd and what happened with him and coke.
@@chandlertokes9009 What happened to mini ladd with coke?
Mr. Patch: "He insulted us, what should we do?"
An employee somewhere: "Give him a picture made of Sour Patch."
Mr Patch: "...?"
The employee: "Ants. So. Many. Ants."
Genius
That’s the most evil thing I’ve ever herd of
B I T E
I truly burst out in laughter. Good job, sir and/or madam
Good person, I am proud to be your 666th like lol
“Didn’t like the plastic wrapping on our individually wrapped sour patch kids?
*G O N E* “
“ *tHank yOu* “
How the hell does this have no replies
@@coolwhip310 Ikr (well now they have 2 replies :) )
@@coolwhip310 because no one has anything to comment on it clearly you didnt
9:26 missed opportunity: “I consider our feud... patched up”
9:26
@@bruhbruh6294 I've never understood why people put a timestamp after the qoute they're referring to, thank you
@read ah shit thank you
I love how mark said in his book video that he has no influence yet is able to make a huge company give him a box filled with free things after bullying them
He didn't bully them lmao. They just give him stuff for the publicity. Even when he dunked on them, they probably still gained buyers
@@himedo1512 All publicity is good publicity, as they say. More often than not negative news is more effective than positive anyways.
@@Kyosumari Because in the day and age, negative news travels farther. People love to share gossip about drama and even this faux drama was probably more fun to share around than a simple box review would.
@@Dragongirlwaifu Agreed. Sour Patch Kids and Markiplier is like Wendy's and Twitter. Both have interesting and out of the box advertising, and so far it does them well.
@@himedo1512 He still technically bullied them. It was just done in good-fun and benefits the both of them.
" if you tell at them enough, they'll give you what you want"
Del Monte: And for that reason I am deaf
NAH YOU DID NOT 😭
The fact that they're still using you for free advertising and still haven't sponsored you is the true final insult lol
Numeriku cuz Mark didn’t need those coins, he’s got enough coin to enjoy wut ever he want in life now. So better not to turn this into businesses, and just keep it as a little inside joke between them~. One of the reason we love mark’s content so much
It's symbiotic, I think.
Marks gets free swag and candy, as well as easy content, and Mr. Patch gets youtuber-cred.
Well if he get sponsor he can't insult sour patch then😏
Sheldon O'Brien they don’t get cred though they just get dissed
No they're paying him in his children
Theory: Mark knocked the doll off of the table at the end to now start a war with POP, so he can get his own doll.
But he died
genius
Bro 666 likes
capi Bird you know how fast I would buy it tho
Then the doll rejected him 😂
He needs to cover that “painting” in resin if he doesn’t want a house full of ants
that's actually pretty good idea.
I'm pretty sure Sour Patch sent Mark that for that purpose
Yep... He needs to buy a gallon of resin.
Or he can just eat it with Amy
the ants are going to take over
Thank god he doesn’t suck on these and spit them out like he does with Takis
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
YO SAME WHEN HE FIRST ATE ONE I WAS LIKE PLEASE DON'T SPIT IT OUT
it’s torturous to watch but you can’t look away
I had to stop watching that video cause it grossed me out so much.
I thought he would do that
When he is talking about how he broke his fast, he started sounding like Tony Stark. Mark's gonna build an iron man suit out of Sour Patch Kids
I knew he reminded of something and you nailed it
What is fast
@@eemeli7093 It's to not consume anything (Neither food nor drink) for a certain amount of time ,at least I think it is
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou yup! There's certain countries that do that for holidays as well!
I thought that too! I was like, “that... why does he sound like Tony Stark”
Mark: *completely insults sour patch kids in its entirety*
Also Mark: Are they mad at me?
Seems right to me
I feel bad for em I mean they did get his shoe size right and I sure as hell wouldn't COMPLAIN ABOUT TWO FREE POUNDS OF CANDY
Hehe
Yup.
@@AchievedSins is there any proof sour patch kids cause cancer? diabetes maybe cavities definitely, but cancer I don't think so.
Mark, the only man who can bully a company into giving him what he wants
Fr
Yes Solo yCatx
Solo yCatx you clearly haven’t followed the Sonic movie case
Did you see what we did to the studio that did Sonic?
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts bro are you the new justin y? You're everywhere
"moral of the story, if you yell at someone enough they will send ya a gift"
- Markiplier 2020
Except for Del Monte
@@jessicamcglaughlin9152 those rat bastards
that is the thought process of every pet ever
“Are they mad at me”
(10 seconds later)
“Whatever is at the bottom of this box is gonna kill”
Mark: "When I was a kid, we couldn't afford games"
*Sticks hand in bee bush*
The family payed for Marks visit to the ER thats why
I'm sorry, but what in god's name is a *b e e b u s h ?*
Mark : this is totally not hurting at are *◡*
I finish it :)
If I made a mistake I’m sorry
are you on point em
btw its a hip hop refrence to a tribe called quest
Mark: If you yell at someone long enough they'll send you a gift
Jack: (Trying to get a Coke Sponsorship) ...
thats old now hes not doing that
Monty Sansom Mark still hasn’t gotten sponsored by Takis, has he?
MatPat but Pepsi took pity on him
Jack should have made several dedicated videos to reviewing Coke products in a fun and fresh new way. Same goes with MatPat who wanted a Diet Coke sponsor. Offhandedly mentioning it in a video that has nothing to do with Coke won't get their attention.
Proof this works: Our boi Markiplier
Oooooh
I cant stop laughing at the picture of the ppl that had to put the things in the box and their boss just going "grab the individual candy... take the wrapping off and just dunk it in. This is personal."
Edit: i wrote this comment before i have seen the portrait part and now i am. ALSO imagining the face of the clueless workers just putting a GODDAM CANDY ART PIECE INTO A DELIVERY BOX
"First, they're sour. Then, they''re sweet."
Is that how you would define passive aggression?
Passive aggression is usually dismissive and monotone
I was thinking "Tsundere" but yes that's it! xD
Yo this is so much better than all the top comments
vice versa; it's sweet, then sour
Aggressive passive.
That “painting” is going to attract so many ants. And maybe even a Bee bush.
Wouldn't it be cool to see an inside look of the company where they made it?
Mark was right it is definitely a trojan horse, it might not have been a bomb but it sure will be annoying.
[MISSION: Eat Sour Patch Painting]
"Whatever is at the bottom of this box is going to kill me"
they probably coated it with acrylic( stuff u glue fish tanks together with) to reserve it and it wont rot or attract ants
My new favorite conspiracy theory: Momiplier is picking a fight with her son by using Sour Patch Kids as a front
This is a conspiracy I am willing to follow.
That sounds intriguing...I'm in!
ORRR Mr. Patch is Momipliers ex.
Momiplier secretly is mrs sourpatch and owns the company
Sees tiny will smith in the background, remembers Unus Annus: starts crying
At least you saw it
Memento mori my friends
Don't cry because it's gone, smile because it happened
@@gayinnit5782 And don't listen to anyone who recommends Flixzone. P.s. where is that quote from?
hurr durr
Mark: "It's dripping sugar everywhere."
Me: "I see ants in your future, many ants."
This is Mr/s Patch's true plan. Their true scheme. It begins with invasion.
mmm yes, now eat the ants and their stench will bring more, then bringing an _endless_ amount of ants to consume.
You, sir, have just solved world hunger.
I agree and idk how long that picture is gonna last
@@vidalial.1999 true true but lets think if i yell at my friend he would send me a gift like mark said
Just the fact that *Markiplier* had a feud with *Sour Patch Kids*
I love this channel.
Marks the only one who could pull it off
Lol
Lol
It took you this long to love this channel???!!!
I got them for easter
Whoever was in charge of sending Mark all of this should definitely get a raise. Cause I really want sour patch kids now.
Yeah it's actually an effective ad for once
oh man, me too.
I haven’t ever had it and actually never heard of it before mark’s videos but i really want some somehow...
Mark: "That's really nice Mr.Patch,I consider our feud settled"
Me: *Looks in recent uploads*
Also Mark: *[B R A N D] is dead to me*
"If you yell at someone long enough, they'll send you a gift"
Well, look at how well that worked out for Sean and yelling at Coca-Cola
so true
I don't think he was aggressive enough
Or MatPat and Diet Coke lol
*me covering my mouth out of shock*
spiffingbrit actually did get sent Yorkshire tea
Mark: Hey, I don't like the individual packaging, it's wasteful and inconvenient.
Mr. Patch: Okay, we'll just give you a bunch of loose sour patch kids without any packaging!
That's literally the pettiest response ever though lmao
@@sbrock657 Totally hilarious tho. This entire video was very petty, but in a funny, sweet, and good way.
@@mintykarma336 It actually felt like a couple people going along with a joke, deliciously sarcastic but without being mean. I like it, just made it funnier XD
It’s so passive aggressive I love it
@@sbrock657 As if Mark isn't petty?
Mark: “Moral of the story...”
Me: “Beware the shovel-knife...?”
Excuse me that's a tactical shovel
Its a dagger or a shkife
PixelatedAnimations omg same😂😂
Don't let this distract from the fact that I post a video of an egg every single day
Hi pixelated, this is just lettuce
You know the outreach person responsible for this was really enjoying themselves
Interviewer: so what was your favorite toy as a child?
Mark: bEe BuSh
Interviewer: what
Mark: a bUsH fULl oF beEs
BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH
Yeah bee Bush, it was awesome
(This sounds so cliché but thank you for all the likes really means a lot to me and it helps my heart
@@TANKED_ LOL at least least it wasn't in an edit
Man the bee bush, I remember that!
"if you yell at someone long enough they'll send you a gift"
Karen's: *heavy breathing*
I am waiting
Karens demand better service because they're selfish.
Mark demands better service because the service was actually disappointing .
“The moral of the story: if you shout at someone long enough, they’ll send you a gift.”
Head: “So how long has Sean been shouting at his fans?”
Not even the fans, but how long has Seán been yelling at Coca-Cola?? Lmao 😂
@@crichards037 They don't deserve him
To much
What i saw this as he said that in the video 😂
sean gets fanmail he just does not do videos on it.
I love the fact that Sour Patch took a dig at Mark being afraid of mannequins and it just flew over his head entirely lol
This has the same energy as when the animators changed the whole Sonic movie because of the memes.
what?
I can’t believe y’all actually bullied an entire studio
Kaeli Rank they probably aren’t a huge fan of memes
Lol
Kaeli Rank and somehow it was just as bad 😔
Mark should put a glaze finish over the “painting” to preserve it
just get 2 cans of clear seal then tape the frame and "BAM" sealed forever
Jack Murray Only if if's a glaze made of melted Sour Patch Kids and the tears of Mark's regret.
Yeah, you don't want that sugar to be open to the air. You want ants? cause that's how you get ants.
Jack Murray He should eat it jk
Nah he’s going to eat it
When they sent him a doll and said that they knew he “loved” dolls and then laughed. Were they referring to his fear of mannequins and thought it would be funny to send him a doll? 😂
lmao, they ARE sour I guess xDD
I thought it would have been a poke at his FNaF playing. You know, cuz there’s like, toy Bonnie and toy Chica? They’re “dolls”
Ooooooh, I didn't think about that. I was just like "When did I miss Mark being super into dolls and figurines?? What tf are they talking about???". Mark didn't seem to get it either, but it makes sense. lol
Glad someone caught that too lol
Sure thing
that ending was SUCHHH an unus annus end and it truly broke my heart when i didnt see the clock and hear the ticking after it
The sour patch kids sitting in the box were there because he did not like them individually wrapped.
Mark: I hate that they're individually wrapped
Also Mark: I'm not gonna fucken eat those ones.
"If you yell at someone long enough they'll send you a gift" with this logic we could bully Mark into giving us free merch, and it would be his fault
hmmm, good idea
Ok people time to set the plan in motion.
"He's short!"
Now where's my merch....xD
333 likes. It's a sign.
We each should receive 3 free merch items ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Im with you there
I love how he thinks they used the blues as packing peanuts but really its just them removing the individual wrapping from them as said in the letter. Just to make a point to him XD "you don't like them wrapped? FINE! here are your dirty little blue men"
It actually went over my head
I don't like the phrasing of "little dirty blue men"
@@applesas942 that's so funny because I very much enjoyed that phrasing
They licked their hands first
Dirty little blue men
Im dead
Sour patch kids literally the only company that can start a war with a TH-camr and not sue or copyright them
I'm assuming by the "you love dolls" bit is a jab at your fear of mannequins.
Which suggests "mr.patch" watches marks videos and i think thats great
I was yelling that at the tv
I thought the PR team just watched him obsessively collect the dolls in the doom videos because they're some of the more recent content he's put out
Rinoa Goldstone It’s a reference of multiple meanings 😂
I can just imagine the advertising team of sour patch just crying at their computers knowing the only way they can satisfy Mark is giving him ownership and his own collection of sour patch kids.
Honestly they should... make it a huge ongoing thing where eventually they give in and make some markiplier patch men, could be a pretty damn good advertising plot. Also, I forgot how good sour patch kids were until a while ago when I feasted upon a whole box because I found one in the pantry 😎
2020: sour patch cream cheese
2040: sour patch tactical shovel
Can't wait
YES I WANT ONE! The millionth and one-th use if the tactical shovel? *EAT IT*
Yes lets start a petition to get tactical shovel in sourpatch
I need that in my life
The shovel had sour patch space in a compartment that you put many sour patch kids in it for emergencies
I like how they claimed the Markiplier Pack was in celebration of the green and red shoes when it was obviously the Christmas mix
Jensen Ackles: A fan made a portrait of me made out of Skittles.
Mr. Patch: Hold my sugar!
Omg that's literally what I was thinking!!!
LMaO oh my goddd that’s exactly what I thought of too???
Except Jensen's was significantly more special in my opinion.
Ah. The supernatural fandom has make their way here too. Love y’all ❤️
I gotta admit hold my sugar got you the thumbs up on this one lol
Mark: “I’m not touching any of those-“
Mark (5 minutes later): *grabs handfull*
To be fair, he did wash his hands
KHsupergeek1288 true
@@kylix_4794 hes not opening da damn box😂😂😂😂
He was talking about the ones they used as packing peanuts lmao
@@ChromeQuake Ya, and he grabbed them and put then on the table anyways 😂
The opening of the video-
“I’Ve gOt Box”
Somethin somethin
It really rocks
Welcome to the grand finale...
Markiplier is a national treasure and must be protected forever
Agree
Mark: it's a hard knock life for us
Also Mark: *a man who owns five ovens*
Kitty Hawk I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
Hah, I own 12 ovens, because I actually USE MY LEGS AND MINE MORE THAN YOUR NORMAL 8 PIECES OF COBBLESTONE BECAUSE I FO THE EXTRA MILE AND CRAFT MORE
@@becomeanother ever just */fill 0, 0, 0 40, 50, 40 furnace* and marvel at your rectangle of furnaces?
What is this, like 8,000 furnaces with these low of numbers. I could get more furnaces.
@@Raspy-vz9sj not 8,000, I just did the math and got 80,000
Mark: if you yell at someone long enough, they'll send you a gift
Crash bandicoot in the old ads: *yelling at Nintendo's office*
CRASH FOR SMASH CONFIRMED
500th like
XxAshlyn_ GachaxX nice
Mark: I’m an expert
Mark: cuts towards himself
Cascade Flogs
That’s how experts cuts things
Don't WORRY. He's an expert.
YES, I’m glad someone caught this. In Boy Scouts I had experienced firsthand people using axes and knives wrong and ended up hurting themselves. Please be safe with knives. Markiplier is not an expert.
Oliver Tasset I’m probably the most untrusted person with knifes
Oliver Tasset relax, I'm pretty sure EVERYONE knows NOT to cut towards themself. Even if they're not taugh it, it's common sense. It was a joke.
i love that sour patch literally commited to the bit so god damn hard-
Mark: that’s honestly very nice..
Also mark: *places CANDY picture in front of a window, setting it up for its inevitable melty doom*
Don't forget the ants
Or ants ._.
Maybe even pigeons would dare to take a bite, who knows?
@@roadkillrot no- Just some person telling him to chill out- (as a joke obviously)
@@Kittykrayton wow, me too. I love anger boiz
Markiplier: I’m an ‘expert’ at TH-cam
TH-cam: crap... he beat our algorithm
Might as well rename the site "MarkiTube."
Sour Patch Kids markiplier painting: *Exists*
Ants: Imma eat this whole mans painting.
B I T E
Hi skyler, this is just lettuce
Small pp
Right? All I could think was “I hope that’s sealed with something “
Lol ants eat kids...
The “we know you love dolls mwah hah hah” got me 😂. Everyone knows he hates mannequin horror, I half expected the thing to pop open like a jack in the box
Mark: "In this box is..."
Me: "A big, gummy, sour patch horses head."
I like the idea of sour patch kids being a mafia XD
Lmao😂
The Godfather Part:3
Don Patch aka the new godfather
Kitty Vixen lamo
Other people: Drugs are my solution
Mark: Sour Patch Kids is my solution
You mean sour patch kids or sour patch kids.
Me:eating noodles is my solution
Weird_Alien Sour patch kids are vegan, though?
Mark : "I'm an expert!"
Employer : "An expert at what?"
Mark : "Yes!"
Small pp
Employer: "........YOU'RE HIRED!"
He kinda cut it sideways...
Big PP = Small Brain
Wits beyond messure
“Hey, how’d youse know I got a bottle of wines here?” Yancy is that you?!
It’s pronounced “yooze”.
@@heatherfeather7199 But I think it's spelled "youse". I'm not an expert, though.
I WAS THINKING THE SAMD THING
This is not “The Final Insult”. With Sour Patch Kids, it’s never over.
Mr. Patch: I always come back...
Crush sour patch kids
The cooler sour patch kids
Agreed. Mr. Patch will never stop.
@@RuralNanobot287 .
@@sinhduy7462 No.
This was all a devious plan to uphold "First they're sour, then they're sweet".
oh my god
Comment underrated as shit
thats exactly what amy said at the end
Its all coming togther XD
I mean they arnt lying when they say corpses are sweet
Mark: if you yell at somebody long enough, they'll send you a gift.
Jacksepticeye : *cries in the corner*
Hudayun 94 still waiting for that coke sponsor
You have to be specific, i guess? Jack yells at everyone, so it's hard to tell if he's actually yelling at you.
@@MisutaaAsriel omg xD
1:36
Mark : "Requires a precision tool."
His tool: * squeaking *
ThE sQuEaKs MaKe It PrEcIsE
Mark: Yells at company like 3 times
Company: "We should send him 2 gift boxes."
Jack: Keeps advertising coke and being nice to their company for like 2 years
Company: "Who's Jackspedicey?"
Yeah sad
Jack, just yell at them
Matthew Patrick who?
*"coke"*
It's pretty much free advertisement for them, reaching an audience of hundred thousands of people for at most a few hundred dollars is like the best deal ever.
Also the joke for the “we know you love dolls” is them poking at how he has autonamaphobia (probably spelt wrong) which is the fear of mannequins animatronics and yes dolls
Man, Mr Patch is one clever son of a bitch
Wait what lmaoooo
Yea that explains a lot
If he doesn’t like animatronics why is he king of fnaf?
@@iiLadybuq just cuz you don’t like something dosent mean your unwilling to
The letter: "we know how much you love dolls"
Mark: (oh shit how do they know)
They watch his videos
@Max Reboh yes it is
@Max Reboh I thought it was referencing his Doom playthrough
I think its making fun of his mannequin phobia. Learned about that from EW1 and 2
Max Reboh it was a joke
love how he says “i’m an expert” and than proceeds to cut the tape with the top side of the knife
"Whatever is inside this box is going to kill me."
*Diabetes*
This comment is underrated 😂
I have diabetes
That was their plan all along
I think you mean diabetus
😂😂😂 accuracies
Mark: *brings out the shovel*
Amy internally: oh dear god not again
10 years later, when all the chit-chat runs out in the relationship, and the distance feels like it grows by the day, Mark is just laying there in bed, curled up with his shovel....
Back up reply: * Mark brings out the shovel *
Amy: "If you love the shovel so much, why don't you marry it!?"
Mark: * whispers * _"She knows!"_
Seriously, though, if he doesn't use that shovel to propose, I will truly be upset
mark: *gets down on one knee and extends shovel with a box on the end* will you?
Wrong. It's this:
Amy: Ah shit, here we go again...
That explain his love for digging in 7 days to die
Pretty sure when they say "loves dolls" that they're referencing his fear of mannequins
Right? Glad I'm not the only one that got it
OMGGGGG
THAT IS SOUR
Exactly!
Lmao they should have put a mannequin head in a bag surriunded by blue sourpatch
i love how they were just as petty to mark as he was to them
Mark: *Disses the previous gift constantly*
All Mighty Glorious Mr SourPatch: *Sends them a slightly passive aggresive gift*
Mark: How *DARE* They
How Dare YOU! IT'S NOT MR "Sour Patch", just Mr Patch.
Mr patch is simping mark
Mark: “If you yell at someone long enough they’ll send you gifts”
Or a lawsuit-
Or apparently a box full of snark
He said that as soon as I seen this comment
Remember, he can't survive a lawsuit.
Thats how it works where I work. People get free stuff for yelling at us...
@Axeliaen win-win scenario?
Mark: “I’m an expert” *proceeds to cut towards his body*
fax
@FaceFish9 No, cut away from your body to avoid injuries.
We all know now he isnt an expert XD
Great the're stupid
I cut to my body because i have more control where my knife goes
Sour Patch: “…as you know we are sour then sweet…”
Mark: “…there’s a bomb…”
"yell at someone enough and they'll send you a gift"
ah so that's why parents always yell at us, it's cause they want something from us ohhhhh
Yes, to do your home work and make your bed =P You have found the answer.
What if I that gift turns you into whatever is inside it
Torin Tori Oh shit wait-
That explains it
Truer words were never said.
One of mark his friends at his birthday: I have a suprise for yo-
Mark: *it's a bomb.*
When Amy said “you’re sour then sweet” I thought she was implying that Mark is actually mr. patch.
Yeah that would've been a great way to end the video, rather than him... Disintegrating?
Brandon Chan hmm I don’t think he just melted into like blue goo. I think he turned into a blue sour patch at the end.
Are you implying *he is not?*
don't mind me, just putting a timestamp for me here at 0:14 because that "I've" was beautiful
Mark: This box requires a *precision* tool
as he pulls out his tactical shovel
Deswan D | Is there any tool more precise or more tactical?
Mark was so poor he didn't have real toys, he just had the *bee bush*
@MPDeity 2:30
@Dominik Wieczkowski never saw this happening in rl XD
only in vids*
NO WHEN HE WAS YOUNG HE HAVE TO stare and judge people or sit in the corner and just look
I think?..............
Bees
Mark: It’s dropping sugar everywhere
Ants: It’s free real estate
Does he want ants? Cuz that's how you get ants.
@@late_gamer13 It's a joke.
Yeah, so is my quote from Archer, dude.
@@late_gamer13 and how was I supposed to know that 💀
Sigh.
Oh he has the tiny will smith cutout from [Redacted].
I swear to god I'm gonna cry.
Memento mori
Mark three years ago: I'm not a collectibles kind of guy
Mark now: Everyone knows I'm a collectibles kind of guy
character development, never know when he says so
People are allowed to change their minds, bro. Hell, there was a time where I hated bronies for no reason. Now I am one. I think it's a little something called "character growth."
Elijah Foltz Urm..........ok buddy.....
@@elijahfoltz3755 Everyone in the comments is trying to figure out who asked
@@elijahfoltz3755 it's a joke because he still isn't "a collectibles kind of guy"
Mark: * passive aggressively asking for himself as a gift *
~20 seconds later~
Mark: * pulling a huge picture of his face put of the box * Oh!
Magic
tbh i was completely expecting them to send him a bag of red children that were colored blue.
Would've been hilarious
god PLEASE don't just call them children that put such an awful image in my mind
Same
*I absolutely love eating the red children*
Well they are kids...of sour patch
Guys, I can't get over the little dance he does at the beginning. That shit killed me. 🤣
Markiplier: the war of sour patch is over.
Sour patch: send him more.
THESLASHFIVE
But with a legit bomb
@@LDaniel_BDuce Which comes with a timed detonator and a phone
"Hello Mark. I see you have received my package."
"Mr Patch?"
"Time is ticking, Mr Fischbach. If you survive the sour, then we can move onto the sweet. Now, what colour is the 3rd wire?"