Yeah like I want to be mad since they expect you to like spout their brand and not get anything for it but sour patch kids are sooooo good and vegetarian friendly :)
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Markiplier: My name’s not even on this letter. Next door neighbor: Where’s my special made order for bright green shoes. I need them to blind my neighbor’s eyes.
Sour Patch *himself* is that dad who hasn't connected with his kid but is trying his best on short notice and Mark is that kid who says "You'll never understand me."
I feel like Sour Patch is more like that dad that *says* he wants to connect with his kid, but then only puts in a token effort into doing so, just going off what random stuff he heard around the office and deciding "yep! Good enough" without actually really spending time with his kid.
@@ShaydeDragon12 Sounds about right. All those videos where he said what flavor is his fave and his channel colour theme being obvious and they got both wrong.
Still can't get over the fact that Dylan who practically was a walking commercial for sour patch kids just got a box in 2021 and literally it was a plain brown box, with three things. I'm dying everyone is literally roasting sour patch kids.
I just came here from that video but yeah he just got 5pounds of sour patch kids all in blue. some socks,cap/hat whatever you call them and a sweatshirt or sumn 😒
Alternate title: "Mark brings down an entire candy franchise with one review!" The next box they send, after their empire is in ruins, will be nothing but the red shoes filled with blue Sour Patch Kids, along with an apology note soaked with the tears of SPK's executives.
@@I_Eat_Lemons My only intention is to make a reference to a crazy internet thing. Honestly, I don't like it either since they're real people. Same thing goes for Tythan too. I don't get it and yep, makes them really uncomfortable too. It was just an easy joke to make.
I am really hoping Sour Patch lives up to their name and sends a follow up gift that is full of laceless red shoes, a couple pounds of blue flavored candy, and a sponsorship contract. First they're sour, then they're sweet; live up to your name please
Sourpatch kids: expects Mark to be excited and inclined Actually Mark: *about to throw hands at Sourpatch 2 seconds into the video* (Edit: I fully understand Mark has the right to be mad or upset, This comment is basically about sour patch kids messing up so bad)
I'm with Markimoo on this one... They could have just sent him the thing. Rather than trying the cutsie "first their sour then their sweet" route they went with.
Can't say I blame him. The box looks like it was made for Jackaboy. If they'd even watched his sour patch videos they'd have known his favorite flavor and the shoe color was just insulting.
@@francesjordan1540 The fact that his super special "Markiplier's mix" was just leftover red and green Christmas mix from this past holiday season that has gone stale adds even more insult to injury. Literally nothing besides the name "Markiplier's mix" is special, or made specifically for Mark. Yet, they expected him to give them positive exposure without even paying the man, or at the very least giving him a REAL personalized Sour Patch package that was actually made specifically for Mark? They didn't even put his name in the letter!!! Nah. See ya, Mr. Patch!
Damn, giving Mark green shoes instead of red ones, i cant tell if thats strangely passive aggressive or just an extreme oversight, either way it’s still pretty funny
@@salmonking9435 Doesn't change the fact that they're highlighter-green shoes when his channel is all Red (or Pink) themed, and he likes the blue candies the best. They actively avoided getting anything he'd like, it feels.
@@Naokarma those aren’t custom for him those shoes are just Steph Curry’s sour patch color way. They’re basketball shoes they aren’t supposed to look like normal shoes
@@BrodyRance I think you missed the point of the comment, lol. The fact is that if they were gonna pick a color, they could easily pick a color that relates to the channel better. The cost of a red shoe is no more expensive than the cost of a green shoe.
"Hey, some youtube man named Mark Iplier is mentioning us a lot." -"He big?" "Pretty big." -"Kay. Slap his name on a box and put two random colors of candy together and mail it to him." "Done and done."
Sour Patch: *Sends Mark a brand deal sized box of Sour Patch kids with a legal letter* Markiplier: "You asked for this" (x5) Sour Patch: *Instant regret*
His energy at the beginning was like "sponser me sour patch I love you" and then as soon as he read the letter it was switched to "kneel to me patch of the sour you mean nothing to me"
@@dreadfulghoul maybe he's very passionate about sour patches and they sent him a low quality personalized box of sour patches offending him in the process
@@dreadfulghoul You should watch some sour patch commercials. They play on the whole sour then sweet thing. Mark actually emulated their advertising method well. Not sure he intended to do so but it happened...
_At Sourpatch HQ..._ *Some random employee:* So... what if we send Markiplier the only other option of shoe color that he doesn't like and the two flavors that are just resued christmas edition leftovers? *CEO:* That's a brilliant idea! Write that down! There is no way he would not give a good review! _A few days later..._ *Markiplier:* I am THE SOUR PATCH REVIEW CHANNEL! How could thou disappoint thy God? Thou shall be smitten into oblivion for such heinous crimes committed against me!
Sour Patch: Hey man, tell your fans we sent you a gift! Mark: Are you paying me? Sour Patch: Nah.. Mark: This candy is bad and the shoes are horrendous! Sour Patch: f
*BACK AT SOUR PATCH HQ* Mark: 'Whys it red and green?' Mr Patch: 'What?' Mark: 'Honestly, they taste kinda bland.' Mr Patch: 'WHAT?!' Mark: 'These are literally a walking nightmare.' Mr Patch: **SOURNESS INTENSIFIES**
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i came here after watching Dylan open his mystery box from sour patch kids and i'm crying that they're both going through the same problems (hard time opening the box, hard time opening the pack of sour patch kids)
I mean, Mark is known as a base line as "Red PewDiePie", and dyed his hair red and blue, the latter for a shorter time, but still... They managed to send green stuff where a red and/or blue alternative was available. If the "Oh hey, BTW, this is PR, you have to say we're SO nice" letter wasn't enough, he'd totally be legitimate to be salted x)
The first time he tried one with the citric acid I laughed so hard and the sound they put over it. It was just so perfect for the faces he pulled. Love your videos mark and congratulations on 33mil!
I love that Mark just- he just gives himself titles and literally all of youtube rolls with it The king of five nights at freddys, THE sour patch review channel-
They literally gave him green shoes instead of his signature red And green and red sour sweets when his favourite is blue Great way to get Markiplier to hate a company in 11 minutes
FlashAlloy I mean the green shoes were a mistake, but asking honestly has he made his favorite color of sour patch public? Maybe I’ve missed vids where he has talked about it.
"Why is it red and green?" Me: Yeah, you only colored your hair two colours and green isn't- "I like the blue the best!" Me: Oh, Mr Patch made a huge mistake...
I remember him mention in a candy video he loves blue raspberry. An entire package of blue would've been preferred. But 4-5 years ago his favorite color was green. So there's that....
@@LycanFerret Must have been in "Sour PAtch Kids HAS GONE TOO FAR" (With the go-gurt and the pre-workout) Yeah, weirdly enough I re-watched all his Sour Patch products videos in the last 48h x)
At the sour patch HQ "Sir, what do we do with these left over candy and merchandise" "Idk send them to one of those youtube people or something, free advertising" free advertising:
just constant insults yep i’m definitely going to go buy all of the sour patch products. edit: i just found a couple pouches of sour patch kids and i are them. thanks for promoting sour patch mark. really inspired me to go eat some
I'm watching this after having watched the Del Mondo video. Mark has the same energy about this Sour Patch box as he did about being sent 24 cans of corn. Brilliant madness, as is almost every video he makes.
![[🅑🅡🅐🅝🅓] is Dead to Me](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/u5wPDH8v2ic/mqdefault.jpg)
Happy Valentines Day, everyone! Hope your day is filled with as much love and kindness as was stuffed into this thoughtful gift from Sour Patch!
Markiplier woohooo!
Markiplier- Happy Valentines Day to you as well!!!
to you too mark! This was very funny 😂
I feel bad that you had to go through that😅😅happy valentine's day
happy heart day
"Mark calls out Sour Patch for their terrible PR for 11 minutes straight ft. Tactical shovel"
Enabled by Amy
Not gonna lie, oddly want to buy some sour patch candy. Be right back......
@@MISTERALPHAX you get it?
Came back from buying some candy
@@MISTERALPHAX can... can I have some?
This is simultaneously the worst and the best brand deal I've ever seen.
Yep he got jacksepticeye shoes.
but it's not a brand deal though 😂😂
Yeah like I want to be mad since they expect you to like spout their brand and not get anything for it but sour patch kids are sooooo good and vegetarian friendly :)
TheSportsGuru yeah but I eat unhealthy stuff all the time so I’d be happy XD but yes also part of me says no bad don’t give us unhealthy stuff XD
well that makes 2 of us
He calls himself the Sour Patch Kids review channel, yet he didn’t even taste the shoes!
Oh you call yourself a Reviewer tell us your best REEEE
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shameful
I was really hoping the shoes would be made of Sour Patch Kids. Alas
@@Kineticboy2K1 i was hoping the sour patch kids were made of shoes. shameful
Mark crouching on a table in ugly neon shoes and insulting sour patch while eating citric acid is peak youtube
that
That
that
that
that
“If they didn’t intend for me to open this via shovel, then they weren’t watching my videos properly.” That’s what you call foreshadowing
Spencer Peterson yep
More like fore-shovelling.
English teachers approves
Damn it! Don't bring english class into real life!
Listen properly
Amy: The voice of reason
Mark: The one who ignores everything the voice of reason says
Angel Tirta basically Plankton and Karen
CalliePawFilms dude your right lmao
lmao
SHUT UP NURSE!
Markiplier: My name’s not even on this letter.
Next door neighbor: Where’s my special made order for bright green shoes. I need them to blind my neighbor’s eyes.
Hibernial i have Exhaled air out of my nose due to your comment on a video
Is it the same neighbor who saw Markiplier eating omelets with a gag?
Yes
@@thomasjcg7086 wasn't that the mailman?
His name was on the box, though (at 4:47). They don't know his tastes, but at least they know he exists :P
The fact that the shoes only come in TWO COLORS and mark got the only one he didn’t want will forever be my favorite part of this video
min is the whole part were he "Improves" the sower patch recipe
It’s even his (unofficial?) channel color lol
Alternative title: *Markipkier roasting Mr. Patch for almost 12 minutes while Amy watched in amusement*
Like #700 congrats
Sounds like a pornhub title
SlytherinRose keu
Mark: let me get this straight, you sent me a brand deal... _without the pay_ ...
Spk HQ: _Uh oh..._
There was no contract involved. It's merely for PR reasons.
Rosalie Angevine I don’t think they realized who they were sending to
@@RDSArcade the yolk was ruined by you
@@madisonmallman Apparently not.
@@chokalocpurple9243 I didn't see any eggs in the video.
Sour Patch *himself* is that dad who hasn't connected with his kid but is trying his best on short notice and Mark is that kid who says "You'll never understand me."
So... emo? Yeah.
I feel like Sour Patch is more like that dad that *says* he wants to connect with his kid, but then only puts in a token effort into doing so, just going off what random stuff he heard around the office and deciding "yep! Good enough" without actually really spending time with his kid.
@@ShaydeDragon12 damn this is getting dark
@@ShaydeDragon12 Sounds about right. All those videos where he said what flavor is his fave and his channel colour theme being obvious and they got both wrong.
What is This,total drama island?
Still can't get over the fact that Dylan who practically was a walking commercial for sour patch kids just got a box in 2021 and literally it was a plain brown box, with three things. I'm dying everyone is literally roasting sour patch kids.
Right, Dylan was so upset 😂
I KNOWWWW
whos dylan
@@Lincthesmoker a youtuber, his channel is Dylan is in trouble, pretty much movie commentary
I just came here from that video but yeah he just got 5pounds of sour patch kids all in blue. some socks,cap/hat whatever you call them and a sweatshirt or sumn 😒
I cracked up at “enabled you. The word you’re looking for is enabled”
Amy is a treasure.
Amy is "The" treasure
I am the 1k like.
@@thenthson I am a like
she is!
@@josephjoe1075 yess
Markiplier: *literally sobbing*
Markiplier: ThaT’s tHe GoOd StUfF
He gets it. He gets the good shit.
ha lol funny
Pass me some
Mark: tries to rip open bag with his teeth
Also Mark: has a tactical shovel sitting right in front of him
Alyssa Bennett but at the same time tactically opened it with pure and utter grace.
All I know is I now need a new shovel
Might just be me but wasn't there a knife inside the handle of the tactical shovel?
He had to make sure the packaging wasn’t flavored
Ok glad i wasnt alone
I believe that the Sour Patch Kids company did do their research, and purposely made it everything Mark wouldn't want.
Yyyyyup
its simplely ''marks crack''
This is what I believe
They're not 'Sweet Patch Kids'!
They wanna leave a Sour taste in his mouth!
@@AlyssMa7rin good one lol
MARKIPLIER complains : "This lacks on the sour department."
Then he literally eats citric acid as snack. Well played
Malic acid would have been even better (that’s what is in candies like warheads)
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was literally dieing as he ate the acid and I couldn’t breathe from laughing
Im starting to wonder if he got tongue or worst brain damage from all that sourness.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Markiplier: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
You could say that the Sour Patch Company..."sour'ed" Mark's disposition to them?
Underrated
Man, he sounds like someone who writes poetry
reviewbrah huh
Alternate title: "Mark brings down an entire candy franchise with one review!"
The next box they send, after their empire is in ruins, will be nothing but the red shoes filled with blue Sour Patch Kids, along with an apology note soaked with the tears of SPK's executives.
They DO know what Mark likes. And they just send what Mark didn't like just to mess with him and it's all about fun advertisements.
How the hell does this not have 20k + likes yet😹 This actually made me audibly laugh
and also a straight bag of their sour powder crystals mix. just that, for a topping
Nah, this video will boost their sales anyway.
FIRST THEY'RE SOUR THEN THEY'RE SWEET
I love how they call it markiplier’s mix when it contains no blue at ALL, contains two flavors he does NOT like and is the Christmas mix-
not to mention the shoes are also not in his favorite color which was obvious
Or they like septiplier, green for Jack and red for Mark. Idk
@@jacklyn_holmse789 Okay, that's where I'm gonna stop you.
Mark and Sean do NOT like this kind of thing.
@@I_Eat_Lemons My only intention is to make a reference to a crazy internet thing. Honestly, I don't like it either since they're real people. Same thing goes for Tythan too. I don't get it and yep, makes them really uncomfortable too. It was just an easy joke to make.
Markiplier: Puts on shoes.
Shoes: *Curse of binding*
Lol
This made me spit out my drink
Don't worry all he has to do is die and it will come off! (Oh, wait......... MARK DONT DO IT!!!!!)
I’m crying this made me laugh so hard😂😂he couldn’t even look at them💚
I like it! I put "LIKE"! ... And yet, guys who like "survival" - come on in! I will be glad to see you! :)
Sour patch is like that aunt who comes to Christmas every 5 years and still thinks they’re in touch with your sense of taste and style
LOL
I like sour patch
Party Petusum and youre the aunts husband
Sorry, i only date sour patches
The fact that this is an unpaid yet full-blown promotion (along with Mark’s extreme amount of salt) makes this video all the more hilarious
It was a promotion he didn't have to do. Still he did it just to be salty.
BakaStryx its sour not salt
Think someone in the sour patch company is going to get fired for not enough extensive research
You think this is unpaid? Moron
Feel like there could have been more sourcasm
Therapist: "Russian Markiplier doesn't exist. He cant hurt you."
Russian Markiplier: 10:30
That is gopniplyer🤣🤣🤣
To sum up this whole video.
Mark: My disappointment is immeasurable. And my day is ruined.
exactly
There are exactly 800 likes on this comment. I can officially die happy now.
You mean 911
yo yo yo thats mi boi reviebruh's line
You mean 2.1k
Alternative title: Mark disses Sour Patch for a whole 11 minutes.
To be honest, it wasn't very 'personalized'
nostalgia princess I mean they did give him neon green shoes instead of his favorite color😂
@@nostalgiaprincess I guess it's because they don't sponser mark
@@nostalgiaprincess Either he's being sarcastic for comedy, or he wasn't really a fan of Sour Patch to begin with...
it was kinda insulting. the package was so generalized... feelsbadman
"Never really killed a vampire before"
Me after watching his Resident Evil 8 videos: now you have
Naw they killed themselves after they heard the “pls sit on me”
I am really hoping Sour Patch lives up to their name and sends a follow up gift that is full of laceless red shoes, a couple pounds of blue flavored candy, and a sponsorship contract. First they're sour, then they're sweet; live up to your name please
A most reasonable idea.
thats probs not gonna happen. Sour Patch kids seem to be tweeting like kids about this on twitter. and they are not sweet tweets at all.
DUDE THAT WOULD BE SO EPIC THO LIKE WTHH?!?!
Dont forget bags of citric acid.
YES
Sourpatch kids: expects Mark to be excited and inclined
Actually Mark: *about to throw hands at Sourpatch 2 seconds into the video*
(Edit: I fully understand Mark has the right to be mad or upset, This comment is basically about sour patch kids messing up so bad)
I'm with Markimoo on this one... They could have just sent him the thing. Rather than trying the cutsie "first their sour then their sweet" route they went with.
Didn’t even pay him for the add
I love your pfp
Can't say I blame him. The box looks like it was made for Jackaboy. If they'd even watched his sour patch videos they'd have known his favorite flavor and the shoe color was just insulting.
@@francesjordan1540 The fact that his super special "Markiplier's mix" was just leftover red and green Christmas mix from this past holiday season that has gone stale adds even more insult to injury. Literally nothing besides the name "Markiplier's mix" is special, or made specifically for Mark. Yet, they expected him to give them positive exposure without even paying the man, or at the very least giving him a REAL personalized Sour Patch package that was actually made specifically for Mark? They didn't even put his name in the letter!!! Nah. See ya, Mr. Patch!
Mark: is literally assaulted by a citric acid elemental
Also Mark: "THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF"
Citric acid elemental :o BRB gotta write a new adventure.
:)
I like it! I put "LIKE"! ... And yet, guys who like "survival" - come on in! I will be glad to see you! :)
To be fair. If a citric acid elemental attacked me, id say the same thing
just A citric acid elemental
Damn, giving Mark green shoes instead of red ones, i cant tell if thats strangely passive aggressive or just an extreme oversight, either way it’s still pretty funny
I agree
In a video he does say his favorite color is green, it's more recent though
@@salmonking9435 Doesn't change the fact that they're highlighter-green shoes when his channel is all Red (or Pink) themed, and he likes the blue candies the best. They actively avoided getting anything he'd like, it feels.
@@Naokarma those aren’t custom for him those shoes are just Steph Curry’s sour patch color way. They’re basketball shoes they aren’t supposed to look like normal shoes
@@BrodyRance I think you missed the point of the comment, lol. The fact is that if they were gonna pick a color, they could easily pick a color that relates to the channel better. The cost of a red shoe is no more expensive than the cost of a green shoe.
"My names not even on this letter....." Damn, sour patch kids have fucked up
James Sauer yeah you are right
If you don’t get an all-blue mix labeled “Markiplier’s Mix
From Mr. Sourpatch”
Then they’re doing it wrong
What if they made a Darkiplier mix
@@jasminepuente975 red and blue???
@@autophilic_noctiphany no black they just dye it black and add A TON more sour to it. Like 2 TONS of it.
"Hey, some youtube man named Mark Iplier is mentioning us a lot."
-"He big?"
"Pretty big."
-"Kay. Slap his name on a box and put two random colors of candy together and mail it to him."
"Done and done."
@@Wh1teNoise616 yea I was going to say black as well
I love how I can't tell who's more salty and passive aggressive, Mark or the entire Sour Patch company
i don't think either is very salty, just sour
And thus began the 2nd american Civil War between the sides of Markiplier and Mr. Sour Patch
Truly disgusting, that some “Brands” would do this horrible thing to Mark.
Grow a moustache
Si
Lmao
Oh stfu and eat your sour patch kids
@@Aurelio_3906 ..the comment is a refrence
Sour Patch: *Sends Mark a brand deal sized box of Sour Patch kids with a legal letter*
Markiplier: "You asked for this" (x5)
Sour Patch: *Instant regret*
Him: says he did some secretive stuff with a shovel.
Unus annus fans: he dug a hole for ethan to bungee jump. And hit a gas pipe.
🎶 He dug a grave in the night then one last cigarette... he lit a match then his whole house went up in flames instead 🎶
ONE OF MY FAVE YET!
if you're a fan, can't you spell the name right? "unna annus"??
*real* Unnus Annus fans: He dug a hole to bury Ethan's mutilated body after finally snapping
@@drewbles22 Obviously a new initiate to the order, they will learn. Unus Annus brother/sister.
His energy at the beginning was like "sponser me sour patch I love you" and then as soon as he read the letter it was switched to "kneel to me patch of the sour you mean nothing to me"
*patch of the sour*
Facts ol
Your therapist: Slav Markiplier can't hurt you, he isn't real.
Slav Markiplier: 10:35
“why is it red and green?”
sourpatch who reused the Christmas mix for the Markiplier’s mix: 👀👀
Not a septiplier throw back?
@@VariableOne NO-
Scoots On High
Stop. Now.
IS NOT CHRISTMAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leftovers
I like how he got upset when they said "A" chosen one Instead of "THE" chosen one
It was one of the many mistake that Mr. Sour Patch made when coming to Mark.
@@kelpqueen159 yeah they should've known they'd have to overfeed Mark's humogus ego 😂
@@dashinypunnymarsking "humogus".... you're now my favorite person :)
@@OfficialAlexSanoko haha np?
I love how since he wasn't legally paid to endorse this product he is entirely allowed to shit talk them like this.
plasticSaturnia they deserve it for basically sending him an obligation with zero benefits
the only time he'll be able to, if they do extend an offer. smart lad!
Freedom of Speech
@Dana I love sех TΑP ΘN M!Y PHΘTΘ lol why the face XD
@@petermacgregor691 I get the bit of the video, but he literally had zero obligations, with the benefit of free candy and tacky shoes.
I like how Mark referred to "Mister Patch" like a Bond villain would
Mark's review is more brutal than any beauty guru reviews I've ever seen.
Why is it so passive aggressive / bordering on just flat out aggressive??
alex hell That’s what I was wondering. This doesn’t look like a review that sour patch would like to see
@@mytsukey They probably shouldn't have sent anything.
@@dreadfulghoul maybe he's very passionate about sour patches and they sent him a low quality personalized box of sour patches offending him in the process
@@dreadfulghoul You should watch some sour patch commercials. They play on the whole sour then sweet thing. Mark actually emulated their advertising method well. Not sure he intended to do so but it happened...
the look you got on your face when you opened the shoe box was absolutly priceless
_At Sourpatch HQ..._
*Some random employee:* So... what if we send Markiplier the only other option of shoe color that he doesn't like and the two flavors that are just resued christmas edition leftovers?
*CEO:* That's a brilliant idea! Write that down! There is no way he would not give a good review!
_A few days later..._
*Markiplier:* I am THE SOUR PATCH REVIEW CHANNEL! How could thou disappoint thy God? Thou shall be smitten into oblivion for such heinous crimes committed against me!
* How could thou disappoint thy God? Thou shalt be smitten into oblivion...
@@sameri278 why thank you for the correction kind sir. I wanted to meme the whole "thy, thou, etc." But doing it properly sounds so much better!
Well... they do start out sour then they’re sweet. Maybe they’ll send him what he wants next... Sour, sweet, gone
@@alnimri Of course, happy to help!
Whomst've
His face at the end is very “I’m not mad, just disappointed”
Sour Patch: Hey man, tell your fans we sent you a gift!
Mark: Are you paying me?
Sour Patch: Nah..
Mark: This candy is bad and the shoes are horrendous!
Sour Patch: f
First reply
How did 1.3k people not reply to this!?!?
@@senpaikaroo see my reply
@@ifajhossainriju8980 I think what he meant is how did 1299 people not reply to this.
@@JMScibra Yes
I was having a bad day and suddenly I just broke out into laughter and smiles watching Mark be passive aggressive and hilarious for 10 minutes
This is the most PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ad I’ve ever seen 😂
MerpDaDerp830 minus the passive part lol
This is only aggressive
Same
"It comes in insulting green and my favorite color... red"
Big OOF energy on that one
Markiplier: the Gordon Ramsay of sour patch kids
With less swearing
Bit green. It’s a bit green in’nit? Yeh, I’ve eaten this, yeh?
The raw is sour
Yea, but then again the markiplier mix is just a reused Christmas mix......
Mark: "All you gotta do is sprinkle a little Acrissesor Asses in there"
Me: *Dying from laughter*
“Two pounds certainly wasn’t intended to be eaten all by yourself.”
*YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER*
SamValiant DONT DO IT ANAKIN
Sour patch kids: "there's too many of them what are we going to do?"
Chosen one: ignites sabre
Yeah they really underestimated the man
Is that a challenge
Don't try it!
Who’s gunna tell him, that “markipliers mix” is a reused Christmas mix
I was about to comment that but thanks for doing it for me.
das a good point XD.
brinonymous Redacted F
Dude is on point
He probably won't even notice me if I tell him
*BACK AT SOUR PATCH HQ*
Mark: 'Whys it red and green?'
Mr Patch: 'What?'
Mark: 'Honestly, they taste kinda bland.'
Mr Patch: 'WHAT?!'
Mark: 'These are literally a walking nightmare.'
Mr Patch: **SOURNESS INTENSIFIES**
VeryPidgeon lmao
We all know Mark is being sarcastic in this video....I hope.
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Love this
*SOURNESS INTENSIFIES*
*ヽ(｀⌒´)ノ*
Mr patch I need you to calm down and put the gun down
Mr patch: I am going to find the employer who gave him green shoes instead of the red ones
i came here after watching Dylan open his mystery box from sour patch kids and i'm crying that they're both going through the same problems (hard time opening the box, hard time opening the pack of sour patch kids)
the fact they make red versions and didn’t send those specifically is actually insulting lmao
@Jelly mark litterally said that red was his favorite XD
Zac Bradford re-read the comment
They didn't even send him his favourite flavour which might be more insulting
It symbolizes relationship with Jack A Boi
I mean, Mark is known as a base line as "Red PewDiePie", and dyed his hair red and blue, the latter for a shorter time, but still...
They managed to send green stuff where a red and/or blue alternative was available.
If the "Oh hey, BTW, this is PR, you have to say we're SO nice" letter wasn't enough, he'd totally be legitimate to be salted x)
“I have been disappointed before *MR* *PatCh* “
I have never been so intimidated by mark in my life tho.
UwU senpai Chan OwO I hate your name. That is all.
Have you seen his respect video? That’s scared the shit out of me. I could look at the screen because I felt like I was being told off
KAYLEE MORRISSEAU yuz
5:00
@@confusingzeus8921 what are you
Confusus?
"Why is mark on the table?"
"He likes to be tall"
So he could display the shoes in true Slav fashion.
He deserves a Gopnik award
The Slavic way has spread
I’m always scared I’m gonna break whatever I’m standing on 😂
@@Yukon_22 welcome to the russian army comrade
5:34 that bag falling with markiplier staring at it in silence was so perfect
Sour patch kids: he’s gonna love it
Markiplier: I’m bouta end this mans whole career
1.1k likes and no comments lol
Omfg
bro make some sense
Sour patch kids: * Sends Mark boxes of gifts
Markiplier: I hope there,s a contract
LMAO
Mark: *gets brand deal that doesn't even give him any money*
Also Mark: *hippity hoppity, where is my property?*
420 likes that is pretty chill no else like this comment
You're comment memes aren't funny and comment memes are dead that was back in 2019 it's 2020 grow up
@@joshimpalfreyman6596 well the comment has almost a thousand likes, lets see if you can do better
@@joshimpalfreyman6596 Sir, this is a Wendy's.
@@belugaval144 na it's not like I have over 1k subscribers on my channel comment memes are dead
I could hear the concern in Amy's voice when Mark started getting passive aggressive lmaoooooo
5:35 the comedic timing of that bag was flawless.
This is like watching a kid open presents he doesn’t want
except the parent didn't care and wanted something in return from the child.
it's not "like" that it IS that.
Probably cause it's totally what it is lol
"It's an avocado... Thaaanks."
That’s exactly what it is.
Markiplier in 2020 - *”If they didn’t intend for me to open this by shovel, they haven’t ever watched me”*
Luke Gregory as soon as I saw the title I thought of his shovel
Next Unus Annus video: “Eating two pounds of Sour Patch Kids”
Layered with all the citric acid they have left
Eating them on fire as well..?
Soaked in vodka while on fire
Eating sugar free harbo gummy bears
Finally! A food review that isn’t sucked on and spit on a paper towel. Lol
I feel like licked and then dipped in a small pile of citric acid kinda fits in the same category as sucked on and spit out
5:35 that bag falling over just killed me so hard
ME TOO
thanks now i have a replay button
:D
And this reminded me of the falling bread video.
Not funny. Didn't laugh.
I think it's amazingly overlooked how Mark straight up bullied a big company to give him stuff for at least a year. What a champ
When you can memeably throw your weight around, you are god
Can you (or anyone) tell me in what video that happened?
“2 pounds certainly wasn’t meant to be eaten all by yourself”
I feel attacked 💀
A severe underestimation, indeed.
@@GoryRory Lol
👀💦
The first time he tried one with the citric acid I laughed so hard and the sound they put over it. It was just so perfect for the faces he pulled. Love your videos mark and congratulations on 33mil!
I'm predicting a second endorsement , after all:
"First they're sour, then they're sweet."
This was the sour endorsement.
Wait that makes sense hopefully that actually happens lol
Big Brain!
XD but that's just a theory A GAME THEORY
Mark is the new Sourpatch kid xD he's all sour in this video then sweet at the VERY end LOL
dude that would be fucking genius
My favorite part was Amy saying she enables Mark, his face when she said that had me in tears 😂
I felt it on a spiritual level tbh
It was so cute! A loving relationship is all about honesty and trust 🤣 Happy Valentine's Day!
He had such an innocent look on his face
Its is one of my favorite parts of the video
I love that Mark just- he just gives himself titles and literally all of youtube rolls with it
The king of five nights at freddys, THE sour patch review channel-
He is also king of the squirrels
Only FOOLS would dare to mess with a man that is Mark!
He's not Markimoo anymore. He's a MarkiMAN
also the KING OF GTFO
4:05
Mark: I’m the sour patch kids channel
Dylan is in trouble: am I a joke to you?
AGREED
DUDE I LOVE DYLAN
markipliers channel pic: Red
Sour patch: "hmmmm which color will he like, alien shit green or red...
Forgot the other quotation mark
@@BrianHopson Just like Sour Patch forgot Markiplier's channel pic was red.
Tigerjack0320 hahaha lol
Yeah thats more Jack's mo isnt it
IT WAS FOR JACK
They literally gave him green shoes instead of his signature red
And green and red sour sweets when his favourite is blue
Great way to get Markiplier to hate a company in 11 minutes
E
First they are sour....... :-0
what if thats the point.... they're being sour and then they gonna send him the right stuff to be sweet!?
@@TotallyAGoblin I think them sending the gift was the sweet part, but everything being wrong was the sour?
FlashAlloy I mean the green shoes were a mistake, but asking honestly has he made his favorite color of sour patch public? Maybe I’ve missed vids where he has talked about it.
_This package_ is what caused *Sourplier* to be born,
_in his citric acid driven neon bright shoes..._
Yes
Sourplier markipatch
I thought you said septiplier for whatever reason... ;-;
2:00: "I'm assuming this is a transfer of ownership for the corporation of sour patch kids to me." xD
They didn’t even give him the good color shoes
They didn’t give him the right sour patch kids
They did this man dirty I’m sorry markymoo
First they’re sour.
@@watermelonking236 WHAT WILL THEY DO NEXT
Markimoo
@@unclebob1641 they are sour but they made Markimoo salty... how does that work-
@@nineplustentwentyone26 I honestly dont know
Sour Patch Kids company: sends a "thoughtful" gift to Mark.
Mark: *My disappointment is immeasureable, and my day is ruined*
I bet the reasons why he has immeasurable dissatisfaction is because how environmentally unfriendly gift he received.
"I'm not a man known for taste" *Also has his own clothing brand*
Shooting Star 95
Sionnanful multiple lmao
"I'm not a man known for taste" he says in front of his girlfriend XD
When your own brand is just a regular black t-shirt
I was brought here after Dylan got his Sour Patch Kids PR package that was also very bad.
*insert mark being incredibly passive aggressive towards “mr. patch”*
"Mr.Patch. How're the kids?"
And also just normal aggressive
this will explain how the kids are doing ok?
Just A Noodle, i believe you mean
Just *THE* Noodle
"Why is it red and green?"
Me: Yeah, you only colored your hair two colours and green isn't-
"I like the blue the best!"
Me: Oh, Mr Patch made a huge mistake...
I remember him mention in a candy video he loves blue raspberry. An entire package of blue would've been preferred.
But 4-5 years ago his favorite color was green. So there's that....
Septiplier intensifies
@@LycanFerret Must have been in "Sour PAtch Kids HAS GONE TOO FAR" (With the go-gurt and the pre-workout)
Yeah, weirdly enough I re-watched all his Sour Patch products videos in the last 48h x)
Mark died his hair three colors. Pink, dark blue, and red
Three colors
Mark:red
Sourpatch kids (color blind): green, take it or leave it
They were likely red/green colorblind
They should've sent the same box to jack. He wouldn't be able to tell a difference between green and red
That’s why he got red and green!
Sell it
I like how Mark just roasted the company of his favorite candy.
dude, they're probably never gonna give him any of their stuff, again. HAHAHA XD
@@madunicorn5842 imagine sour patch kids bans Markiplier from buying more of their candy
@@stardustleinnocentimpostor164 HAHA!
Mark: WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Alternative title: Markiplier bullies the Sour Patch Company for nearly 12 minutes
At the sour patch HQ
"Sir, what do we do with these left over candy and merchandise"
"Idk send them to one of those youtube people or something, free advertising"
free advertising:
just constant insults
yep i’m definitely going to go buy all of the sour patch products.
edit: i just found a couple pouches of sour patch kids and i are them. thanks for promoting sour patch mark. really inspired me to go eat some
Thay probably sent him that one bag that has been sitting in the back of the cupboard in one of the office snack rooms for 8 months
I agree. Shit that didn't sell from Christmas.
Mark: *200 pounds of muscle*
Also Mark: can’t open a plastic bag.
Gets a fucking trenching tool to open a box.
Nobody can
Lol
"What tool could I possibly use to open this box with?"
me: naturally there's the goddamn tactical shovel
It’s like Dora the Explorer, Markiplier version
he could use the knife that he walked by in the kitchen but... nah, shovel works too
Chase Simonton the only choice is the god damned tactical shovel my friend
Yeah the blatantly correct and only choice
I'm watching this after having watched the Del Mondo video. Mark has the same energy about this Sour Patch box as he did about being sent 24 cans of corn. Brilliant madness, as is almost every video he makes.
"It comes in two colors insulting green, and my favorite color red"
Yes mate we watched the video
SEPTIPLYER IS BACK AND BETTER THEN EVER
"Surprised the box doesn't say "A" Markipliers Mix" The salt is real
Joe Riley you had the chance to use sour but you chose salt
Nah, dude. The citric acid is real. XD
The sour is real....ly lacking
The fact that he actually gagged at the sight of the shoes kills me.
3:08 MARK PULLED A JIM!!!
I cannot get over how hilariously these things are edited.
@@ramcol the guy cant hack their on their own account there clearly joking