Sour Patch Kids Sent Me a "PERSONALIZED" Gift Box

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  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  4 ปีที่แล้ว +45906

    Happy Valentines Day, everyone! Hope your day is filled with as much love and kindness as was stuffed into this thoughtful gift from Sour Patch!

    • @STARDUSTAMALGAMATION
      @STARDUSTAMALGAMATION 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Markiplier woohooo!

    • @leosydlik2278
      @leosydlik2278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Markiplier- Happy Valentines Day to you as well!!!

    • @acewarrior55k38
      @acewarrior55k38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      to you too mark! This was very funny 😂

    • @Gobstopper3664
      @Gobstopper3664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I feel bad that you had to go through that😅😅happy valentine's day

    • @whymethough3736
      @whymethough3736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      happy heart day

  • @yong-jinlee756
    @yong-jinlee756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1829

    Markiplier: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."

    • @Piemur1
      @Piemur1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You could say that the Sour Patch Company..."sour'ed" Mark's disposition to them?

    • @hilarioussharkj
      @hilarioussharkj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Underrated

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man, he sounds like someone who writes poetry

    • @Worstthingiseen
      @Worstthingiseen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      reviewbrah huh

  • @daniellemurnett2534
    @daniellemurnett2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11970

    "Mark calls out Sour Patch for their terrible PR for 11 minutes straight ft. Tactical shovel"

    • @cruelscorcher8516
      @cruelscorcher8516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      Enabled by Amy

    • @MISTERALPHAX
      @MISTERALPHAX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Not gonna lie, oddly want to buy some sour patch candy. Be right back......

    • @todatchi1550
      @todatchi1550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@MISTERALPHAX you get it?

    • @MISTERALPHAX
      @MISTERALPHAX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Came back from buying some candy

    • @todatchi1550
      @todatchi1550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@MISTERALPHAX can... can I have some?

  • @joemomma4826
    @joemomma4826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1804

    Sour Patch *himself* is that dad who hasn't connected with his kid but is trying his best on short notice and Mark is that kid who says "You'll never understand me."

    • @destinyyoung7347
      @destinyyoung7347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So... emo? Yeah.

    • @ShaydeDragon12
      @ShaydeDragon12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I feel like Sour Patch is more like that dad that *says* he wants to connect with his kid, but then only puts in a token effort into doing so, just going off what random stuff he heard around the office and deciding "yep! Good enough" without actually really spending time with his kid.

    • @aid6n
      @aid6n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ShaydeDragon12 damn this is getting dark

    • @Altoryu
      @Altoryu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShaydeDragon12 Sounds about right. All those videos where he said what flavor is his fave and his channel colour theme being obvious and they got both wrong.

    • @hellothere-sf1gl
      @hellothere-sf1gl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is This,total drama island?

  • @annagero8206
    @annagero8206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3303

    Mark crouching on a table in ugly neon shoes and insulting sour patch while eating citric acid is peak youtube

  • @rosalieangevine866
    @rosalieangevine866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3259

    Mark: let me get this straight, you sent me a brand deal... _without the pay_ ...
    Spk HQ: _Uh oh..._

    • @RDSArcade
      @RDSArcade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      There was no contract involved. It's merely for PR reasons.

    • @madisonmallman
      @madisonmallman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Rosalie Angevine I don’t think they realized who they were sending to

    • @chokalocpurple9243
      @chokalocpurple9243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RDSArcade the yolk was ruined by you

    • @RDSArcade
      @RDSArcade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@madisonmallman Apparently not.

    • @RDSArcade
      @RDSArcade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chokalocpurple9243 I didn't see any eggs in the video.

  • @romansauer4837
    @romansauer4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    "My names not even on this letter....." Damn, sour patch kids have fucked up

  • @annalittle6701
    @annalittle6701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    "Why is mark on the table?"
    "He likes to be tall"

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So he could display the shoes in true Slav fashion.

    • @scrambles2358
      @scrambles2358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He deserves a Gopnik award

    • @Yukon_22
      @Yukon_22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Slavic way has spread

    • @theb3ast734
      @theb3ast734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m always scared I’m gonna break whatever I’m standing on 😂

    • @avid_scopes0472
      @avid_scopes0472 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Yukon_22 welcome to the russian army comrade

  • @Maxwellish
    @Maxwellish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2716

    “why is it red and green?”
    sourpatch who reused the Christmas mix for the Markiplier’s mix: 👀👀

  • @FJ_Beaujangles
    @FJ_Beaujangles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16965

    I love how since he wasn't legally paid to endorse this product he is entirely allowed to shit talk them like this.

    • @petermacgregor691
      @petermacgregor691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

      plasticSaturnia they deserve it for basically sending him an obligation with zero benefits

    • @larissacevans
      @larissacevans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      the only time he'll be able to, if they do extend an offer. smart lad!

    • @RandomAng3l
      @RandomAng3l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Freedom of Speech

    • @Dr.HooWho
      @Dr.HooWho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Dana I love sех TΑP ΘN M!Y PHΘTΘ lol why the face XD

    • @_korbo_
      @_korbo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@petermacgregor691 I get the bit of the video, but he literally had zero obligations, with the benefit of free candy and tacky shoes.

  • @meatsyrup.
    @meatsyrup. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    Him: says he did some secretive stuff with a shovel.
    Unus annus fans: he dug a hole for ethan to bungee jump. And hit a gas pipe.

    • @wolfchick8387
      @wolfchick8387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      🎶 He dug a grave in the night then one last cigarette... he lit a match then his whole house went up in flames instead 🎶

    • @larissacevans
      @larissacevans 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ONE OF MY FAVE YET!

    • @drewbles22
      @drewbles22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if you're a fan, can't you spell the name right? "unna annus"??

    • @hamstermc7807
      @hamstermc7807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *real* Unnus Annus fans: He dug a hole to bury Ethan's mutilated body after finally snapping

    • @soulsearcher9620
      @soulsearcher9620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@drewbles22 Obviously a new initiate to the order, they will learn. Unus Annus brother/sister.

  • @themysticartsbutrealistic4041
    @themysticartsbutrealistic4041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    I love how mark is so visibly disgusted at the shoes he gags.

    • @LyraPyxisVT
      @LyraPyxisVT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      well i mean, that color green doesn't really look good, the red ones do but i wish the green was a little darker like a medium green

    • @LDaniel_BDuce
      @LDaniel_BDuce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      midnight cupid even better, Forest green, or blue

    • @LyraPyxisVT
      @LyraPyxisVT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LDaniel_BDuce right, i just think that light green color just looks awful

    • @littleplague5988
      @littleplague5988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They hurt my eyes they're so bright.... Also I'm an insomniac who hasn't slept and anything bright like that hurts my eyes. I can't even look outside at snow right now.... Feels like a mirror that purposely focused lazers directly into my eyeballs

    • @McGusder
      @McGusder 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Little Plague YOU HAVE FUCKING SNOW?!?!?!

  • @chrisbrecheisen3715
    @chrisbrecheisen3715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1796

    Alternate title: "Mark brings down an entire candy franchise with one review!"
    The next box they send, after their empire is in ruins, will be nothing but the red shoes filled with blue Sour Patch Kids, along with an apology note soaked with the tears of SPK's executives.

    • @zaidizainal2495
      @zaidizainal2495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      They DO know what Mark likes. And they just send what Mark didn't like just to mess with him and it's all about fun advertisements.

    • @pugionemuwu7389
      @pugionemuwu7389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How the hell does this not have 20k + likes yet😹 This actually made me audibly laugh

    • @suemccashland
      @suemccashland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      and also a straight bag of their sour powder crystals mix. just that, for a topping

    • @NinjaMatt2201
      @NinjaMatt2201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah, this video will boost their sales anyway.

    • @SoularSlothesk
      @SoularSlothesk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FIRST THEY'RE SOUR THEN THEY'RE SWEET

  • @commanderkenobi7974
    @commanderkenobi7974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1976

    Why didn't they give mark the red shoes lmao his channel color is literally red

    • @annakeshish
      @annakeshish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I honestly wasn't that disappointed until I saw that, how could they not get him red?

    • @sethbizz700
      @sethbizz700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      His favorite color is green

    • @kimchi5049
      @kimchi5049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@sethbizz700 no it's not LMAO

    • @nightybreeze
      @nightybreeze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sethbizz700 Omg that's what i thought too!!! Apparently the status of his favourite color was changed over time. Who would've thought. xDD

    • @mr.bamer1895
      @mr.bamer1895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wait i though his color was pink cuz you know the pink mustache

  • @joerileyofficial
    @joerileyofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    "Surprised the box doesn't say "A" Markipliers Mix" The salt is real

    • @elizabethpavelka2998
      @elizabethpavelka2998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joe Riley you had the chance to use sour but you chose salt

    • @InMintCondition13
      @InMintCondition13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, dude. The citric acid is real. XD

    • @Soulxjoy
      @Soulxjoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The sour is real....ly lacking

  • @piledriver1001
    @piledriver1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    it's red and green because they made so many for a "Christmas box" they had a bunch leftover. they just sent you their stock that didn't sell.

    • @thetamaximum1901
      @thetamaximum1901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh shoot, really?

    • @M0chalatta
      @M0chalatta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Pile 1001 Dang, that’s even more insulting than sending him flavors he didn’t like

    • @sra6146
      @sra6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      oh, i thought it was some tipe of septiplier thing to humiliate mark.

    • @NOAHSTIRED
      @NOAHSTIRED 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sra6146 imagine if that's actually the reason that they did this?

    • @matthewcooper4248
      @matthewcooper4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's why they were so bland too.

  • @brinonymousredacted3809
    @brinonymousredacted3809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17475

    Who’s gunna tell him, that “markipliers mix” is a reused Christmas mix

    • @SummerMIKO
      @SummerMIKO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

      I was about to comment that but thanks for doing it for me.

    • @lawrencegates9940
      @lawrencegates9940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      das a good point XD.

    • @Wheatcamp
      @Wheatcamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      brinonymous Redacted F

    • @Smokecall
      @Smokecall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Dude is on point

    • @misaliagarcia6779
      @misaliagarcia6779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      He probably won't even notice me if I tell him

  • @forestgardensupremacy
    @forestgardensupremacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    I love that Mark just- he just gives himself titles and literally all of youtube rolls with it
    The king of five nights at freddys, THE sour patch review channel-

    • @yulittcourt3054
      @yulittcourt3054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He is also king of the squirrels

    • @dusk4511
      @dusk4511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Only FOOLS would dare to mess with a man that is Mark!

    • @Fireluigi1225
      @Fireluigi1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's not Markimoo anymore. He's a MarkiMAN

    • @scrapeddiamonds5776
      @scrapeddiamonds5776 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      also the KING OF GTFO

  • @PeterGriffin-iw3dd
    @PeterGriffin-iw3dd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Sour Patch Kids: Sends Gift
    Mark: Now this is an Avengers-Level threat

  • @MBGxMBG
    @MBGxMBG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    I think Jack paid them to do this to you as an attack. There's so much green, it can't be a coincidence.. The fight for the best Cloak representant is still on

    • @folif
      @folif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      but hey, that's just a theory, a YT theory!

    • @gaelic_geek5709
      @gaelic_geek5709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well, actually it is just the Christmas Mix, with a new label slapped on it. It's why it's green and red.

    • @AmberCatFan
      @AmberCatFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahah 😂😂😂😂
      If that were true it'd be very funny..😂😂😂

  • @user-lg6ih2gr6f
    @user-lg6ih2gr6f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    I could hear the concern in Amy's voice when Mark started getting passive aggressive lmaoooooo

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    "Why is it red and green?"
    Me: Yeah, you only colored your hair two colours and green isn't-
    "I like the blue the best!"
    Me: Oh, Mr Patch made a huge mistake...

    • @LycanFerret
      @LycanFerret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I remember him mention in a candy video he loves blue raspberry. An entire package of blue would've been preferred.
      But 4-5 years ago his favorite color was green. So there's that....

    • @lucasozzano7785
      @lucasozzano7785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Septiplier intensifies

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LycanFerret Must have been in "Sour PAtch Kids HAS GONE TOO FAR" (With the go-gurt and the pre-workout)
      Yeah, weirdly enough I re-watched all his Sour Patch products videos in the last 48h x)

    • @ClonedGamer001
      @ClonedGamer001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mark died his hair three colors. Pink, dark blue, and red

    • @AkitoVR
      @AkitoVR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Three colors

  • @katharsis8458
    @katharsis8458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3638

    I love how mark likes to threaten companies into sponsoring him

    • @asunderwolf20
      @asunderwolf20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It will work eventually

    • @luckystarplays1837
      @luckystarplays1837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@asunderwolf20 just give it time

    • @THE_DRUNKARD503
      @THE_DRUNKARD503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Patience my friends

    • @legoboyo2479
      @legoboyo2479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@asunderwolf20 Hopefully bruh

    • @EchoSD
      @EchoSD ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Napoleon Complex

  • @heatherdrew89
    @heatherdrew89 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    the look you got on your face when you opened the shoe box was absolutly priceless

  • @rizqiefajar
    @rizqiefajar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    They have a red version of the shoes lmao. They really didn't care as long as they get cheap publicity, huh?

    • @kingamer123
      @kingamer123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And Mark doesn't care how free something is if it isn't made personally for his oh-so-special ass even though he's a multimillionaire that has no right to complain about getting things for free.

    • @trampolineshark7071
      @trampolineshark7071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      kingamer123 it was all sarcasm...

    • @kingamer123
      @kingamer123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@trampolineshark7071 Mhm it totally was all sarcasm. Keep telling yourself that. You guys just refuse to believe Mark can actually be a selfish dick sometimes.

    • @sapherno11
      @sapherno11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@kingamer123 Uh...Welcome to REAL life, where people are not perfect, and SOMETIMES, even people that have raised Millions for Charity without keeping a penny for themselves out of that work....can be a bit selfish sometimes.
      Might wanna head back under your rock buddy boy, because you are Not ready for real life, in the real world.

    • @kingamer123
      @kingamer123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @That One TH-camr And you can't say the entire video was sarcasm without providing evidence other than "because I know it was". Your stupid ass response goes both ways.

  • @LawfulDragon910
    @LawfulDragon910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    hes so disappointed that i feel like im the one he’s disappointed in

  • @kari.mp4
    @kari.mp4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    i came here after watching Dylan open his mystery box from sour patch kids and i'm crying that they're both going through the same problems (hard time opening the box, hard time opening the pack of sour patch kids)

  • @taylorlaubs8917
    @taylorlaubs8917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    the entire vibe of this video was:
    “ *ive been disappointed before, **_mr. patch_* “

  • @davis4453
    @davis4453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1342

    mr patch: lets send mark a nice little gift!
    mark: HATES IT

    • @thefireocean1
      @thefireocean1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He pretty much got mocked by Sourpatch

    • @WaddIes
      @WaddIes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      First they were sweet, then sour..

    • @Faux_Fox_
      @Faux_Fox_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mr patch: aw nuts my free advertising scheme didn’t work.

    • @jakepowers7316
      @jakepowers7316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To be fair they kinda forced themselves on him.

    • @bryceb3796
      @bryceb3796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jakepowers7316 they said "if"

  • @ARTSONICFAN990
    @ARTSONICFAN990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    Jacksepticeye: Coca Cola sponsorship.
    Markiplier: Sour Patch Kids sponsorship.

    • @evecheetah894
      @evecheetah894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ARTSONICFAN990 “Coke Zero, zero sugar with the same great coke taste, now with a hint of vanilla.”

    • @childmanmanreal
      @childmanmanreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s me though

  • @Fipsh
    @Fipsh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "A tool"
    Me: The shovel?
    Mark: "The shovel."

  • @Timeworks
    @Timeworks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6478

    i LOVE the editing on this one holyyy

    • @trapgoose9059
      @trapgoose9059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Woah hello your late to this video

    • @Soupurman
      @Soupurman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@trapgoose9059 shhhhhhhhh let them enjoy it

    • @verythxalot7164
      @verythxalot7164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Enjoy the great editing

    • @Kixal07
      @Kixal07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's because this is lixians first vid editing for mark

    • @Sunny51de
      @Sunny51de 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Kixal07 Can anyone confirm this?

  • @a_dream_i_had_once
    @a_dream_i_had_once 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I was having a bad day and suddenly I just broke out into laughter and smiles watching Mark be passive aggressive and hilarious for 10 minutes

  • @leg3104
    @leg3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2103

    Markiplier channel branding: *RED*
    Sourpatch Kids: "I BET HE'LL LIKE GREEN"
    Edit: Ok yes ik his favorite color is green I was just saying using the christmas pack was a lil lazy :p

    • @Khoshek
      @Khoshek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      They mixed up Mark and Jack

    • @appledna1434
      @appledna1434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      they ship

    • @jadenmartinez8987
      @jadenmartinez8987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      E

    • @koolcid9710
      @koolcid9710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Khoshek mark and jark?

    • @boomblor
      @boomblor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@koolcid9710 mark and jacksepticeye

  • @MercenaryPlaysGames
    @MercenaryPlaysGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Mark: "All you gotta do is sprinkle a little Acrissesor Asses in there"
    Me: *Dying from laughter*

  • @jackmcinnis4510
    @jackmcinnis4510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1598

    markipliers channel pic: Red
    Sour patch: "hmmmm which color will he like, alien shit green or red...

    • @BrianHopson
      @BrianHopson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Forgot the other quotation mark

    • @senertyk5376
      @senertyk5376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@BrianHopson Just like Sour Patch forgot Markiplier's channel pic was red.

    • @netnguyenthi3441
      @netnguyenthi3441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tigerjack0320 hahaha lol

    • @vocalvortexstudios2058
      @vocalvortexstudios2058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah thats more Jack's mo isnt it

    • @egg69420
      @egg69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IT WAS FOR JACK

  • @leedesfleurs
    @leedesfleurs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Alternative Title: Markiplier Getting His Heart Broken for 12 Minutes Straight (Valentine's Special)

  • @RhineLabCrow
    @RhineLabCrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Normal person: drugs
    Mark: citric acid

    • @imarockinpanda
      @imarockinpanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly I got the same vibe especially when he was standing on the table picked the one up so nonchalantly dipped it in thwbcitric acid and ate it I was like hmm.... sour coke kids lol like a candy mob boss 😂🤣

    • @Bodybuildingarchives
      @Bodybuildingarchives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wdym normal person: drugs? Anime profile pic lokin as

    • @Peecgroave
      @Peecgroave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Bodybuildingarchives never try to roast again before you learn how to spell you. you type like mike tyson sounds

    • @zhiyilau4303
      @zhiyilau4303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i like how u said NORMAL PERSON

    • @rimusen6364
      @rimusen6364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Citric acid gives me bad heartburn.
      Doesn’t mean I won’t have it tho

  • @_mariqf_
    @_mariqf_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    4:05
    Mark: I’m the sour patch kids channel
    Dylan is in trouble: am I a joke to you?

    • @amyb0621
      @amyb0621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AGREED

    • @blstard
      @blstard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DUDE I LOVE DYLAN

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    4:00 "I'm not *a* sour patch review channel; I'm *the* sour patch review channel" You're certainly the only one I know about :P

    • @Piemur1
      @Piemur1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      you could say he was Sour'ed by this experience?

    • @afairlyweirdpersononline
      @afairlyweirdpersononline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is there an actual sour patch kids review channel

  • @yaqeensaoud4303
    @yaqeensaoud4303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    how did they not know red is his favorite color the background of the drawing of him is red. and even had his hair dyed red before.

    • @Mega-Brick
      @Mega-Brick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He also had his hair dyed green before, in all fairness.

    • @katk4685
      @katk4685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It shows their lack of research - they clearly don’t give a fck about who he is, just that he’s about to advertise for them

    • @yaqeensaoud4303
      @yaqeensaoud4303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@Mega-Brick What are the odds that they watched the video.

    • @jsk-art
      @jsk-art 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Mega-Brick He didn't though. He dyed it red, pink, and blue at different points but Jack was the one who dyed his hair green.

    • @ethannewland3109
      @ethannewland3109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Mega-Brick Could you find a video with it. Jack was dyed green but I never remember mark being green

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:35 the comedic timing of that bag was flawless.

  • @EmberWishes147
    @EmberWishes147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Amy: Enables. Enabling is what I'm doing.
    Mark: *stares*
    Me: *nods at the screen in agreement*

  • @MsLielani
    @MsLielani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    They literally did no research on any of his likes.

    • @BeccaHill313
      @BeccaHill313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      "disgusting green, and my favorite color......red" the man was so SAD

    • @MsLielani
      @MsLielani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@BeccaHill313 I need to know who else got the box, maybe they got red and they can trade.

    • @bigiballypico616
      @bigiballypico616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BeccaHill313 .

    • @TXKXME
      @TXKXME 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      His channel color is literally red how did they screw it up

    • @yahboybrando
      @yahboybrando 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean they got his shoe size

  • @themysteriousoa4466
    @themysteriousoa4466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    If you don’t like the shoes Mark, just give them to Jack.
    If Jack got his own pair of shoes, and they were red, I’d laugh.

    • @joshuaferdinand927
      @joshuaferdinand927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheMysteriousOA or flgive then to meeee

    • @rulkpool397
      @rulkpool397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack would get the Red shoes. 🤣

    • @侘寂-z6p
      @侘寂-z6p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If jack got the red shoes he won't exchange it with mark's since red is actually his favorite color lmao

    • @hazelolive7895
      @hazelolive7895 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@侘寂-z6p trueeeee though

  • @brandonfolz9205
    @brandonfolz9205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Mr. Patch: Here unpaid promotional material please give us free marketing
    Mark: *proceeds to criticize the whole package*

    • @slimydeity7105
      @slimydeity7105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      They could have at least sent the right color shoes

    • @abaddonarts1129
      @abaddonarts1129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@slimydeity7105 Or sent the two pound bag with all of the damn flavors. Why only red and green of all things (*coughs in Christmas special repackaging*)

    • @The_Dragon_Tiamat
      @The_Dragon_Tiamat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All PR is good PR

  • @BabaBooeyRequiem
    @BabaBooeyRequiem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Why can’t he get over this OBVIOUS OBSESSION with that confounded Citric ACID

    • @malinatrosclair8160
      @malinatrosclair8160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I swear it's gonna kill him lol

    • @moxiethegamebunny937
      @moxiethegamebunny937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone's jealous of the citric acid.
      Why can't you respect Mark's lifestyle?

    • @PixelatedH2O
      @PixelatedH2O 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Amy is enabling him, obviously

    • @jakecarswell6023
      @jakecarswell6023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why can't my cousin get over his obvious obsession with heroin, god.

  • @RogueFrijoles
    @RogueFrijoles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    8:10 lol i cant stop laughing i knew i said it before but idk

  • @Marleto123
    @Marleto123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:00: "I'm assuming this is a transfer of ownership for the corporation of sour patch kids to me." xD

  • @ravenross8067
    @ravenross8067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Mark: They come in insulting green...
    Jack: Am I joke to you?

  • @connorthemusicguru690
    @connorthemusicguru690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    When he was just staring at the bag, and it fell over, that just made me burst out laughing for some reason

  • @scrungo1589
    @scrungo1589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    "I would never wear these. Ever"
    [Proceeds to put shoes on]

    • @nolan2655
      @nolan2655 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lokii655 Maybe it’s a slightly different hue

    • @fellowdegenerate6190
      @fellowdegenerate6190 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      well it has to be a proper review, or he cant insult them as much

  • @garryoak
    @garryoak ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For anyone interested: Depending on size those shoes go for 100-500$. Current market value is right under $200.

  • @finnlandau4878
    @finnlandau4878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "Markiplier gets frustrated for eleven minutes straight"

  • @DocDocGoose15
    @DocDocGoose15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact that they didn't even send him red shoes shows exactly how much effort they put into this

  • @Anjjiiee
    @Anjjiiee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "I'm not even special, am i?..."
    MA HART, IT *HURTS*

  • @narrina
    @narrina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Mark: I'm not a man known for taste.
    Also Mark: Co-founds clothing brand.

  • @Jellyixx
    @Jellyixx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THe way he was just dipping the sour patch kid into the powder made my face crumble and felt the sourness😭

  • @daringhealergaming5423
    @daringhealergaming5423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Markiplier: I will never EVER wear these
    -Not even 15 seconds later-
    Markiplier: i have to wear them i guess

  • @cadenmoser9434
    @cadenmoser9434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:36 He was soooooo confused as to what she was saying. That had me dead!!

  • @unfunnykhoi5913
    @unfunnykhoi5913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    I feel like if Mark was to be a creepypasta, a tactical shovel would be his murder weapon...

    • @greythomas6199
      @greythomas6199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wanna make that into a story I'm already writing 2 make that 3

    • @m3owm3ow.
      @m3owm3ow. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ....Who said it wasn't already his murder weapon?

    • @unfunnykhoi5913
      @unfunnykhoi5913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Unus Annus Unus ANNUS

    • @Ashyboi_098
      @Ashyboi_098 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unfunnykhoi5913 is that deku as your profile picture and also I agreeeeeeee

    • @thepotatolord3052
      @thepotatolord3052 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darkiplier murdering people with a shovel maybe

  • @KingDragon75LMC
    @KingDragon75LMC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This looks like he's having a hard time unboxing a Bored Game but of course it's a Condi Box

  • @kota69420
    @kota69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how he just assumed the shoes were named after the dish and not a basketball player

  • @thwomp1542
    @thwomp1542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2201

    Sour's Patch: **Sends Mark a brand deal, but without the benefits**
    Mark: "So you have chosen.. death."
    on another note, this video feels like an anti-ad. It made me slightly hate the Sour Patch company.

    • @redheadmaiden2249
      @redheadmaiden2249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Check out their response to this on Twitter. Very childish and unprofessional IMO

    • @SaigesArstgo1031
      @SaigesArstgo1031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@redheadmaiden2249 oh my god that's the most childish thing. Are they really mad he expected an ounce of research before he gets something?

    • @agrobabb4943
      @agrobabb4943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@redheadmaiden2249 link please

    • @williamgreene6669
      @williamgreene6669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SaigesArstgo1031 no they aren't actually mad omg bruh

    • @SaigesArstgo1031
      @SaigesArstgo1031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@williamgreene6669 even if they aren't mad that isnt good PR. They aren't Wendy's.

  • @runeofaspoon8495
    @runeofaspoon8495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I absolutely love Marks ‘Game Grumps’ approach to brand deals.

  • @therealbwells2024
    @therealbwells2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Me: Sees post on Markiplier channel
    Mark: Still wears the Unus Annus shirt

    • @chimpmoment130
      @chimpmoment130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's just reminding us of are inevitable doom, life always creeping towards the edge

    • @braedenkunzler4846
      @braedenkunzler4846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Macaroni Man i think u mean inevitable

    • @chimpmoment130
      @chimpmoment130 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@braedenkunzler4846 oh shoot you're right

  • @bazi3673
    @bazi3673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Amy: what if the box is fragile-
    Mark: *USES SHOVEL TO OPEN A SOUR PATCH CHILDS BODY*

  • @Unrecognizable-01
    @Unrecognizable-01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:00 That moment when you get a Exotic in destiny 2.

  • @natashaO-O
    @natashaO-O 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:14 im in tears why is this so funny 😭

  • @theRussianSpy0
    @theRussianSpy0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:26 *Visible Confusion*

  • @xoxodiana4434
    @xoxodiana4434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    This feels very insulting towards Mark. They literally did nothing to specialize the box and put little to no effort into making sure it caters to what and who he is as a person and expect positive feedback? I’d be pissed off as well

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      They clearly made too much Christmas Mix, and decided to cut the loss by spending a few cents to print a handful of named boxes, then ship 'em off to various "influencers."

    • @DragonBladeX94
      @DragonBladeX94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I wouldn't go as far to say that it's insulting; at worst it's just a company apathetically sending out product to catch some attention. He was under no obligation to give positive feedback, as evident, but getting legitimately angry that the free stuff they sent wasn't more personalized would just make someone a choosing beggar.

    • @BahiaDoSul
      @BahiaDoSul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the section that messes w special deliveries probably thought youtubers are just some cool kid in a school lvl of importance... or the ceo oneself/entire company

    • @datatheandroid4195
      @datatheandroid4195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      His face when he realised that the shoes came also in red made me very sad.

    • @mya.y927
      @mya.y927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@datatheandroid4195 His channel is red, why didn't they give him the red shoes

  • @moistydude5962
    @moistydude5962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    :plot twist they sent him a bad package because
    “First they’re sour then they’re sweet.”

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ._. If they did that on purpose. That was a shitty idea....

    • @notasellout6503
      @notasellout6503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      superpooperawesome gaming seems blessed to me

    • @tylerthompson1961
      @tylerthompson1961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Makes sense

    • @chloedenys76
      @chloedenys76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Butterkin 2 got ‘em

    • @WORLD_STXR
      @WORLD_STXR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well you were right

  • @dahuman6663
    @dahuman6663 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    So sour patch sends mark a gift mark then disses the entire company because he got his heart broken multiple times I feel you bro

  • @highdrangea790
    @highdrangea790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is proof that Mark watches It's Always Sunny

  • @thethreemuskateens4674
    @thethreemuskateens4674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Imagine if this was an alternate universe where they sent him this as a part of a sponsorship and it was already paid for so he HAD to like it. How would he have reacted to the shoes? That would’ve been very funny, the pained smile as he says he loves them.

  • @onetwothreefourwhocaresany2287
    @onetwothreefourwhocaresany2287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "This is for what you did to my father. Now he has diabetes!"

  • @simplythesimps7788
    @simplythesimps7788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Tactical showel: *Is dirty*
    Normal people: oh he used it for normal stuff in the garden
    Unus Annus watchers: *Laughs in bungee jumping*

  • @SirXaviour
    @SirXaviour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Mark: "....it comes in, insulting green. and then, my favorite color red."
    *jacksepticeye has entered the chat

  • @AttilaVoices
    @AttilaVoices 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Throughout all the years following Mark, it has come down to this glorious moment. To see Mark showing off his new kicks in a Slavik squat LOL

  • @braydenkirby1634
    @braydenkirby1634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Hear me out, what if it’s a “first they’re sour, then they’re sweet” kind of thing where they intentionally gave a “sour” box and they’ll follow up with a “sweet” box

    • @Amyg665
      @Amyg665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U right

  • @benjaminbanks9028
    @benjaminbanks9028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well, this aged like milk

  • @Tirryna
    @Tirryna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    10:41
    "I much prefer _super hot lesbians_ "
    is what I heard when I had my eyes closed....I was like "say what?!".

    • @justalittleturtle5600
      @justalittleturtle5600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I heard “I must prepare super hot nesquik“

    • @crysjoli
      @crysjoli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMFAOO

    • @ethanjeffsamvs3521
      @ethanjeffsamvs3521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks to you now thats all I hear LOL💎💎

    • @Tirryna
      @Tirryna 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ethanjeffsamvs3521 Glad to help XD

    • @ethanjeffsamvs3521
      @ethanjeffsamvs3521 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tirryna LOL thanks

  • @emilya8091
    @emilya8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    This video wasn’t bitter at all...
    Mark: THEY ASKED FOR THIS!!

  • @HelloKittySGTC
    @HelloKittySGTC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mark forget he had a knife in his tactical shovel to open the gummy bag.

  • @JMcAfreak
    @JMcAfreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Markiplier: My girlfriend Amy...
    Amy: Enables. Enable is the word you're looking for. I enable you.

    • @nevmo
      @nevmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup

    • @ticklord
      @ticklord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's so true though. I love how she eggs him and Ethan on in the Unas Anas videos

    • @_saltii5515
      @_saltii5515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I got anger from when she said it and it made me chuckle internally and externally fear something was wrong between them

    • @alexa_digitalart
      @alexa_digitalart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_saltii5515 Oof, yeah, I got that impression too.

    • @pupcakeninja
      @pupcakeninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_saltii5515 Nah, she's as snarky as he is sassy. She just dishes it out as good as he does.

  • @riverpheonix6730
    @riverpheonix6730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Ethan: can't even grow a beard after years
    Mark: grows a beard after one week of cutting it

  • @cyvenfx7271
    @cyvenfx7271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Sour Patch: “It’s not intended for you to eat 2 pounds of candy by yourself.”
    Mark: “Is that a challenge?”

    • @DaisyPainted
      @DaisyPainted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      next Unus Annus video is just Mark and Ethan trying to eat as much of the candy as possible before vomiting xD

  • @bluelambda
    @bluelambda 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    markiplier feels like grown up ryans toy review without forcing the child to do reviews

  • @soulfuze
    @soulfuze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    "things aren't tasting sour anymore"
    *proceeds to ruin tastebuds with citric acid*

  • @robfree7431
    @robfree7431 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Just gonna add a little sour in there", Famous last words.

  • @Belnick6666
    @Belnick6666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    plastic is the best
    you recycle and use it over and over, it is awesome

  • @unknownedleaf
    @unknownedleaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    I like how markiplier is actually nice but trying to act like he doesn’t care

    • @sya_tks
      @sya_tks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nice people don't show their kindness to everyone... I think😅

    • @aydxn6607
      @aydxn6607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was so critical in the video and it was kinda hilarious 😂

  • @colorsrrealduh
    @colorsrrealduh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Mark strangely feels like Micheal Scott when he tries to decline this brand deal, but goes full on and goes way over the top by making a video basically dissing Mr. patch

  • @xninoviumx
    @xninoviumx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:18
    Here we can clearly hear Amy speaking of the *curse of binding* enchantment from Minecraft

  • @s0ftnt510
    @s0ftnt510 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:58 I KNEW HE WOULD PULL OUT A SHOVEL

  • @zapatazero1401
    @zapatazero1401 ปีที่แล้ว

    They made the bag hard to get into to give him a chance to use his tactical shovel

  • @faepunk
    @faepunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Omg they literally couldn't have done him dirtier if they tried.

  • @kateross1655
    @kateross1655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mark as soon as he gets the shovel: “What’s seventeen more years!?”

  • @rabalex9372
    @rabalex9372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6776

    I believe that the Sour Patch Kids company did do their research, and purposely made it everything Mark wouldn't want.

    • @cassandrahouse7038
      @cassandrahouse7038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yyyyyup

    • @aboudihussein7926
      @aboudihussein7926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      its simplely ''marks crack''

    • @RyanSoltani
      @RyanSoltani ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is what I believe

    • @AlyssMa7rin
      @AlyssMa7rin ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They're not 'Sweet Patch Kids'!
      They wanna leave a Sour taste in his mouth!

    • @funnyrockangry
      @funnyrockangry ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AlyssMa7rin good one lol

  • @mooony22
    @mooony22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4284

    Still can't get over the fact that Dylan who practically was a walking commercial for sour patch kids just got a box in 2021 and literally it was a plain brown box, with three things. I'm dying everyone is literally roasting sour patch kids.

    • @cindynootfound3345
      @cindynootfound3345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Right, Dylan was so upset 😂

    • @syra1541
      @syra1541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I KNOWWWW

    • @Lincthesmoker
      @Lincthesmoker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      whos dylan

    • @mooony22
      @mooony22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@Lincthesmoker a youtuber, his channel is Dylan is in trouble, pretty much movie commentary

    • @lostchild4152
      @lostchild4152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I just came here from that video but yeah he just got 5pounds of sour patch kids all in blue. some socks,cap/hat whatever you call them and a sweatshirt or sumn 😒