Hey, I know this will likely be buried in the comments but I am the person who did the Unus Annus sweatshirt. I did the art as a Drawception prompt and someone stole the design and put it on a shirt. My username on Drawception is I HAVE NO NAME (Elfling). I just don't want anyone to think that the design was made to cheat out charity. And for the record, It took 5 mins and 27 seconds to draw! I'm glad at least that Amy liked the design! Edit: Just to be clear! I DID NOT MAKE THE SWEATSHIRT! The 'design' on the shirt, the actual drawing was drawn by me. I know how long it took exactly because the website that I drew it on counts how long you draw. I had no part in marketing/selling the sweatshirt! I never intended for the drawing to be used for profit and the drawing itself was stolen to make the sweatshirt!! I can understand how the original wording would be confusing but again to be clear I did not SELL the design.
The weird thing is that after Unus Annus gets deleted, the only remnants that will be left of it is the vague mentions of it on Mark and Ethan's channels
I guess no one is concerned that Markiplier is giving his charity funds to W.H.O.? The organization that's been caught being bribed by China and has ignored/lied about Boomer Remover? It's corrupt, all over the news and is part of the reason why people have died to Boomer Remover. I would've thought Markiplier put more thought and research into the charities he supports. It's basically as oblivious as supporting PETA. It also looks like whatever comment i reply to with this has been taken down. I believe it's either youtube (most likely) or markiplier(staff?moderators?). TH-cam is not innocent in the Boomer Remover problems. They have been actively censoring things spoken against W.H.O. or Boomer Remover, because TH-cam is corrupt as well and takes money from places like China and others who do not have our best interests at heart. It could also easily be a problem for Markiplier if it becomes public that he supported W.H.O., as it could be seen as a political stance for China. So if you wouldn't want Mark to be potentially blasted or at the center of a controversy, we should all try and let him know. (Edited to try and get around TH-cam's censors)
I can just imagine the heart attack Lixian probably had when thats all he heard. I can just see Lixian just listening to the audio of this, while adding his character to the video. Not 100% listening then all he hears is "Im going to sue you out of existence" from Mark and not knowing the context at first then having to relistening to it to make sure he didn't miss hear Mark. Then hearing Mark panic saying "not you Lixian!" and having the best sigh of relief of his life.
just an FYI: the bathmat was made with a process called sublimation. it takes a special printer with special ink and gets heat pressed onto polyester/ poly coated blanks (like a white bath mat). it dyes the fibers, makes it so it's almost impossible for the design to be removed from that on which it was pressed. A great way to make long lasting custom work.
12:50 Probably a mouse. As someone who does digital art with their finger, (I have no art tablet or pen) you can actually do pretty good stuff with practice (and going over a traditional drawing)
Bootlegging comes from the prohibition times when smugglers would hide alcohol in their boots and bring them over the border from Canada. That's also where the design for a pocket flask comes from. the curved design made it easier to fit against the leg.
At "You walk into a church with this, you'll BURST INTO FLAMES" I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard (Oops. Guess that means the strikeforce is on its way to my house now. XD)
Mark: “If anyone has paused this video during watching it” Me: *pauses video * Also me: *unpauses it * Mark: “A secure strike team is already on route to your house” 🤣💀
Meanwhile, In London: *cleaning blood of the latest sacrifices off of altar. *cough* "Yes... Of course he did... There is no cult of Markiplier that I know of!!" *takes off High Priestess Robes and shoves them under my bed* "all interlopers must be punished!" *cough*
Honestly with the actually good stuff like the bathmats, the manufacturers would have been better off approaching Mark about licensing it so they can make it legitimately with permission, and a percentage of profits goes to Mark (or a charity of his choosing). If I were the company behind those mats and was watching this video, that'd be what I'd suggest as a settlement.
@@liangreene7921 you were too late, but I will summarise for you. channel that lasted for a year, crankgameplays and markiplier made, with crazy videos and daily uploads but now its all gone, hence the motto "Memento mori, Unus Annus" means "Remember death, One year."
@@liangreene7921 something that will never come back. Unus Annus is one year in latin, and the year passed 10 days ago. im afraid you are late, my dear friend
Aidan Snyder idk, isn’t his name technically trademark now? And plus some of the knockoffs actually look like his merchs so he can win those. Re-selling is different from selling knockoff.
Aidan Snyder reselling products in that case is not illegal. Stealing a design or artwork directly and profiting off of it IS illegal because that’s is copyright infringement. He is not targeting people that are making their own designs or original work. People buying and reselling Mark’s official merchandise in some views may be morally wrong but not technically illegal. People directly stealing his designs and producing their own merchandise with the designs for profit without any permission is illegal and is not the same as reselling.
With the bathmat, it's a heatpress. My father and I had a business that did the same type of stuff. You print out a photo on high-release paper, apply it to mats, mouse pads, coffee mugs, etc, then when you put them in the heatpress, the heat and pressure force the ink into the fabric or material and transfers with complete detail. It was a fun job!
I just love Lixians editing touches he adds. The little character he has, and how how fitting it is for Marks vids. It’s simple, but makes a difference substantially
I think that whole section with marks first shirt and Lixian being in frame is adorable, the look on his characters face when he high fives mark melts me
+[Joseph Schultz] Do please remember that said embodiment of cuteness hold utterly terrifying and not at all cute power of Markiplier's videos, and, as such, over both his an all of our lives. Unless focusing on the cute-factor and not the fear-factor is deliberate in an attempt to appease the Almighty Lixian, in which case I fully approve.
I really, seriously have a feeling that the design on that first Unus Annus hoodie was stolen art. Considering that it was consistently across multiple websites, and it seems so thrown together, I can't imagine that someone made that to sell. I genuinely think that someone posted it, it got popular, and then bots and jerks stole it because of its attention to make a quick buck.
I faguely remember it was a fanart on unus annus reddit back when it first started. Mark and Ethan even reacted to it Edit: the fact that Mark says it looks horrible rn makes me worried about how the person made it feels.
"people might think I'm a cult leader" If Mark was a cult leader he would have regular meetings where he cries and repeatedly thanks everyone for being there and explains how proud of the community he is.
@@aliciaang6158 I like a few of their quarantine videos where they just looked up random theories and subjects and just dug threw it letting out some knowledge.
So after working for a screen printing company for half a year to answer the question on the bath mat it was not screen printing since it has to many colors to be affordable , so the next options are DTG and DTF printing or sublimation. I believe the bath mat was DTG printed onto in order to keep the bath mat functional and looking nice.
Some people have actually referred to Unus Annus as a kind of cult, but it seemed like it was just the subscribers, for fun. Who knows, maybe word got around about the channel enough to where the cult reference was put out there to give a way to define it. It is funny that Mark has the chant from the channel here after he sets to dispel the cult thing.😄
@Kitsune Hellscythe I know but it's still funny he goes from giving money he gets from other people to charity to burning money he gets from someone else
i cant imagine someone waking up and being like "I'm going to sell a bathmat with mark and ethan's faces on it. I'll make so much money everyone will want one!" like it's the kind of thing you'd see in those markets next to some cheap knockoff clothing that says "supreem" or "goochie" with some massive dora the explorer or one direction blanket hanging above it. please tell me someone understands lmao
Mark: People seem to think that I'm a cult leader for some reason...? Unus Annus: Chanting, singing, doing as they say within time constraints or consequences arise, the clock, just to name a few.
I’m watching this 2 years from when it was posted and I can’t believe it’s been 2 years with COVID I remember crying when I saw the live stream I felt like something had been stolen from me I used those videos as a form of therapy and self-care when I was at my lowest honestly just thank you I guess if they didn’t end it I don’t think I’d would’ve ever look for help ❤
Nobody can EVER say they’re Mark’s biggest fan, because that title belongs ONLY to Lixian. He edits all the videos, has made entire fan games for him in his spare time, and is a HUGE part of the channel as a whole. Lixian, this comment’s for you!
Mark: “I’m not a cult leader.” Me: *Remembers Unus Annus* Mark: “If you don’t know what Unus Annus is, you only have some much time to join.” Me: “Now that definitely sounds like a cult.”
“If you pause this video there’s a SWAT team on their way to your house right now.” *pauses just to test him* . . . *unpauses* “You’ve made your mistake” (Pikachu face)
appareantly the unus annus one wasnt made on a phone, it was made in a game called Drawception, (where you either get a caption and have 10 minutes to draw it, or you get a drawing and have 10 minutes to caption it) and then was stolen and put as merch. the artist's name is Elfling or as their username on drawception goes: "I HAVE NO NAME (Elfling)" . i can send the link to the original drawing, but im afraid my comment wont show up as a result.
Another sue joke I REALLY LIKE THIS BATHMAT I'm still gonna sue you LIKE THIS IS REALLY COOL Your gonna get sued IN COURT JUST *CLAPS* gimme your money
I wonder If Mark is still using that bathmat like he just comes out of the shower and Unus and Annus are just staring up at his taint for like the 957th time
Mark: Talks to Lixian.
Us: *Sees Lixian*
Amy: *Sees Mark talking to air and giving air a highfive*
I’m going to sue you out of existence
OHLORD XD
Thats still cute😀
You know Lixian doesn't exist outside of Mark's vids, HE DOESNT HAVE A CHANNEL *WHAT DO YOU MEAN* (I am Joking, if I didnt make that obvious)
Cranda Omg 🤣
Fun fact: the term bootleg comes from people trying to hide illegal items (particularly alcohol) in tall legged boots during the prohibition era!
Holy crap that's pretty cool! I never knew where the term came from, but it makes total sense.
That's awesome, everytime I hear about the prohibition era it's always so cool.
(Well, minus the inequality and such-)
Omg that is a cool fact!! Thank you, now I gotta spread it!! 💕💕
I knew that. I forgot that. and I believed mark. lol
Prohibition*
Hey, I know this will likely be buried in the comments but I am the person who did the Unus Annus sweatshirt. I did the art as a Drawception prompt and someone stole the design and put it on a shirt. My username on Drawception is I HAVE NO NAME (Elfling). I just don't want anyone to think that the design was made to cheat out charity. And for the record, It took 5 mins and 27 seconds to draw! I'm glad at least that Amy liked the design!
Edit: Just to be clear! I DID NOT MAKE THE SWEATSHIRT! The 'design' on the shirt, the actual drawing was drawn by me. I know how long it took exactly because the website that I drew it on counts how long you draw. I had no part in marketing/selling the sweatshirt! I never intended for the drawing to be used for profit and the drawing itself was stolen to make the sweatshirt!! I can understand how the original wording would be confusing but again to be clear I did not SELL the design.
guys! like this comment so mark can see this. ❤ i'm so sorry this happened to you. :(
That’s terrible .... holy shit this needs to be seen
I really liked it. Very well done for a 5 min draw
I really liked your design, wish it was official March so I could have it. Good drawing ❤️
wow that sucks im sorry.
Markiplier: “I’m being sucked into the ground!”
Lixian: *”I think this calls for a tornado.”*
i am this comment's thousandth like
@@ienjoyoranges 1K?! Damn! This is my most liked comment!
His lawyers are just Bob and Wade sitting in a room playing Uno.
I just imagine Barbara representing the defense and Wade as the prosecution
"BARBRA"
"wade, that's your client. You need to defend her"
"Uuuuuaaaaaaaagh"
Why does this sound like something that would actually be true😂
Whoever wins the game wins in the court
Wade is the one screaming for death and Bobs like "maybe we should settle"
The weird thing is that after Unus Annus gets deleted, the only remnants that will be left of it is the vague mentions of it on Mark and Ethan's channels
And a bath mat manufactured in the year 3020.
Gone but not forgotten
And also the people that download all of the videos
i'm just laughing because of the probable confusion of anybody who subs after UNUS ANNUS goes away
Olivia Gregory when does unnus annus get deleted again?
I like that the stickers say “while I’m watching THE Markiplier”
Definitely was originally “the tv”
Right was surprised he said nothing on that. Im calling him "THE Markiplier" now
how dare you upset my OCD
I guess no one is concerned that Markiplier is giving his charity funds to W.H.O.? The organization that's been caught being bribed by China and has ignored/lied about Boomer Remover? It's corrupt, all over the news and is part of the reason why people have died to Boomer Remover. I would've thought Markiplier put more thought and research into the charities he supports. It's basically as oblivious as supporting PETA.
It also looks like whatever comment i reply to with this has been taken down. I believe it's either youtube (most likely) or markiplier(staff?moderators?). TH-cam is not innocent in the Boomer Remover problems. They have been actively censoring things spoken against W.H.O. or Boomer Remover, because TH-cam is corrupt as well and takes money from places like China and others who do not have our best interests at heart.
It could also easily be a problem for Markiplier if it becomes public that he supported W.H.O., as it could be seen as a political stance for China. So if you wouldn't want Mark to be potentially blasted or at the center of a controversy, we should all try and let him know.
(Edited to try and get around TH-cam's censors)
Darksnowman1 just shut up and let mark live
I can just imagine the heart attack Lixian probably had when thats all he heard. I can just see Lixian just listening to the audio of this, while adding his character to the video. Not 100% listening then all he hears is "Im going to sue you out of existence" from Mark and not knowing the context at first then having to relistening to it to make sure he didn't miss hear Mark. Then hearing Mark panic saying "not you Lixian!" and having the best sigh of relief of his life.
i think he watched the video before he edited it (that’s what i do before editing) or he heard that and got shocked THEN he did that
mark: owns a tesla. also mark: literally doesn’t own a bath mat
He owns 5 ovens though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@justocelott true
ร๏ɭเ๔ รภคкє he said in his poly bridge video he doesn’t have 5 ovens anymore
Nor
as a youtuber
own a tripod for his phone
I own neither...
just an FYI: the bathmat was made with a process called sublimation. it takes a special printer with special ink and gets heat pressed onto polyester/ poly coated blanks (like a white bath mat). it dyes the fibers, makes it so it's almost impossible for the design to be removed from that on which it was pressed. A great way to make long lasting custom work.
interesting
Ironic
I figures it might be that. A the same process is used for some keycaps for mechanical keyboards
@@louisgarbour2737 in key caps ita 2 peses of plastic together look up double shoot key caps
@@notajalapeno4442 that is one way, but dye sub is another. Examples are IBM Model M and Model F keycaps, most Topre keycaps, and cheap GMK clones
Markiplier: “My lawyers will be in touch”. Bob: *sighs* “What is it now mark?”
Bob would be the best lawyer
Michael Zelaski I can see and hear that
Didnt bob actually go to school to be a lawyer?
oh yeah totally forgot Bob is actually a lawyer
@belle I believe he was attending, but didn't finish. He's certainly got the brains for it. It's just tough of course
12:50
Probably a mouse. As someone who does digital art with their finger, (I have no art tablet or pen) you can actually do pretty good stuff with practice (and going over a traditional drawing)
Yeah same, i used to do amazing stuff with my finger and Ibis Paint x
Mark: *Goes crazy over a bath mat*
Me: *Laughing at how wrinkled Mark is in that mat compared to Ethan*
Same
I honestly thought he would be insulted for that
@@brittanysantos7723 Lmao, I never even thought about that
@@brittanysantos7723 and their faces getting step on
@@brittanysantos7723 you spelled "best" wrong
"Am I better with age, like a fine wine?"
"I think so."
"I can't drink wine Amy =("
I lost my shit here.
Who wouldn’t loose their sh%+?
You must be pretty sick for your bowel to open up
I was crying 😂
trinity whittlef I read this as he said it cause I just randomly scrolled through the comments
He said it so sadly. "i can't drink wine amy. (╥﹏╥)"
Bootlegging comes from the prohibition times when smugglers would hide alcohol in their boots and bring them over the border from Canada. That's also where the design for a pocket flask comes from. the curved design made it easier to fit against the leg.
Also known as Rumrunners
That's interesting. I knew it came from prohibition times but I never knew why it was called bootlegging
Also, people have smuggled cocaine inside of snakes, of all things.
@@StuffzReal How? I need to know
It actually probably predates prohibition.
The word most likely originates from the late 1800s, rather than the 20s or 30s.
At "You walk into a church with this, you'll BURST INTO FLAMES" I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard (Oops. Guess that means the strikeforce is on its way to my house now. XD)
everything else aside,
_that high five was the cutest thing i’ve ever seen_
I love Lixian....I think that’s how you spell it
I kno
yes!!!! then the fear in his eyes when mark said he'd sue the pirates!
...
*I am going to sue you out of existence*
Lixian is honestly my favorite cameo and everytime markiplier mentions him im like HERE HE COMES
Yes, YES, two hundred and thirty four times Yes
Hes coming... Here he comes... Here he comes... HERE HE COMES!!!!
Oh lord he comin!
Same
I want to see my little boy. HERE HE COMES
"psychic signal from my LAWYER" seems like that would be pretty useful here and there
Box Boi yeah yeah
He was blessed with the same power that Disney has!
@@marsmuniz749 yep
I’m pretty sure it would be a lot more useful if the lawyers were the one’s receiving psychic signals-
It's like Spidey senses but for the law
Mark: “If anyone has paused this video during watching it”
Me: *pauses video *
Also me: *unpauses it *
Mark: “A secure strike team is already on route to your house”
🤣💀
YOU’VE MADE YOUR MISTAKE
I only paused it because my dad needed my help with something 😭
u good?
(/j)
help I saw this, then forgot and got distracted by another video and it has probably been at the very least some months
Imagine pausing right before he said that🤣
Mark at the beginning: "I WILL SUE YOU!"
After the bathmat: "I respect you... but I WILL SUE YOU!"
At the end: "... Can I sue them?" *Shrugs*
Thank you for typing out this section of the video, it *greatly* adds to the comedic effect
“This is why people think I’m a cult leader. I don’t condone this. *But thank you...”*
He never said he wasn’t
Meanwhile, In London: *cleaning blood of the latest sacrifices off of altar. *cough*
"Yes... Of course he did... There is no cult of Markiplier that I know of!!" *takes off High Priestess Robes and shoves them under my bed*
"all interlopers must be punished!" *cough*
@@Phoebe5448 oh god
He helped found Unus Annus
Enough said
@@thefirstsin Don't you mean: "Oh MARKIPLIER?!" ;)
669th like
Markiplier: *makes millions*
Also Markiplier: “I don’t have a bathmat I’m just using a towel”
he may be rich but he isn't a richass showoff
A "richass" show off who owns a bath mat ? So much showing off I guess.
@@madkirk7431 you can get a bathmat at ikea for like 10 bucks
@@Ben-sk5vp that's Ikea bathmat though
An Ikea bathmat IS a towel
"Does that cross not have a clasp on it?"
_"Use the cross as a KNIFE, you say...?"_
He's basically just saying that if you're gonna knock him off, at least put some effort into it so he's not as disappointed in you
Honestly with the actually good stuff like the bathmats, the manufacturers would have been better off approaching Mark about licensing it so they can make it legitimately with permission, and a percentage of profits goes to Mark (or a charity of his choosing). If I were the company behind those mats and was watching this video, that'd be what I'd suggest as a settlement.
@@LaMortDeLaMusique If I had to guess, most (or even all of it) was from China, because they give zero shits about copyright/fake things.
He is basically saying he wants to rip the public off as a living ad instead of these people he just wants you money dude not even to donate it
If we wants my respect he will just give his shirts as a consolation to donating for the corona virus
Until then i have unsubscribed
I didn't realize how much Unus Annus energy this video has until Unus Annus died. It's like Unus Annus OVA.
Space Vagabond Well i think it changed them in a way
its the dlc.
"Unus Annus AFTERDAYS"
This is the second video I have seen of his, who is unus annus?
@@liangreene7921 you were too late, but I will summarise for you.
channel that lasted for a year, crankgameplays and markiplier made, with crazy videos and daily uploads but now its all gone, hence the motto "Memento mori, Unus Annus" means "Remember death, One year."
@@liangreene7921 something that will never come back. Unus Annus is one year in latin, and the year passed 10 days ago. im afraid you are late, my dear friend
"People think I'm a cult leader and this..... suggests that's true."
"I'm not a cult leader."
[Deleted Channel]'s fandom:
It totally was
Your comment has 69 likes and I don't want to ruin it for the meme lords
@@kristopherburns2776 gg
WHO FUCKING LIKED IT
@@augustible9151 oof bruh moment
The "I'm going to sue you out of existence" is apparently the most replayed part of this video.
I can see why 🤣
Yep
"I am not a cult leader."
Well, you *were* a cult leader, for exactly one year.
Tru 😳
What are u talking about? Last year all mark ever did was upload *normal* vids...what cult?
@@ranizza_ Oh you sweet summer child
@@samanthaandrews954 (ik what u mean but the channel no longer exists and now has never existed)
Memento Mori
"I'm Gonna Sue You Out Of Existence" - Markiplier 2020
Lixian: *Scared confused screaming*
imma make that quote a bootleg tee shirt
The replies I’m scared o-o
Aidan Snyder idk, isn’t his name technically trademark now? And plus some of the knockoffs actually look like his merchs so he can win those. Re-selling is different from selling knockoff.
Aidan Snyder reselling products in that case is not illegal. Stealing a design or artwork directly and profiting off of it IS illegal because that’s is copyright infringement. He is not targeting people that are making their own designs or original work. People buying and reselling Mark’s official merchandise in some views may be morally wrong but not technically illegal. People directly stealing his designs and producing their own merchandise with the designs for profit without any permission is illegal and is not the same as reselling.
"You'll be hearing from my lawyer"
Mark: "I'm gonna sue you out of existence."
Lixian: *HAVING A STROKE*
Lmao
I will never get tired of Mark saying that, honestly.
The brief moment of panic
The brief moment of panic
*_"This blows my mind!"_*
"I mean I'm still gonna sue you"
*_"But this blows my mind!"_*
Somehow I looked at this comment as soon as this quote was said in the video
With the bathmat, it's a heatpress. My father and I had a business that did the same type of stuff. You print out a photo on high-release paper, apply it to mats, mouse pads, coffee mugs, etc, then when you put them in the heatpress, the heat and pressure force the ink into the fabric or material and transfers with complete detail. It was a fun job!
The Kilted Heathen that's freaking neat man
TIL
Thanks! Thats pretty fascinating.
It’s called dye sublimation printing
@@Venym_Music Yep that's the word! It's been almost a decade since we've done that stuff
Everyone get this comment to the top.
Carry him, gently, he's a hero.
Markiplier: I am not a cult leader
Everyone in Unus Annus: sad cult noises
Unus Annus was a religion thank you
Memento Mori
Memento Mori
Memento Mori
Momento Mori
I just love Lixians editing touches he adds. The little character he has, and how how fitting it is for Marks vids. It’s simple, but makes a difference substantially
I think that whole section with marks first shirt and Lixian being in frame is adorable, the look on his characters face when he high fives mark melts me
He has a separate channel as well he is very fun to watch
Literally some of my fav moments from videos are Lixian's little add ins!
dang i want his shirt. like, the one he's wearing. nice color blocking.
Mark: *”im going to sue you out of existence”*
Lixian: *visible fear*
Yes we watched the video too
Nice koe no Katachi pfp
@@ToxicSkull0
Bruh stop copying and pasting this on other comments no one cares 😂
It seems like my frase "I'm gonna hack your ass and hang it on my wall"
Dankumus prime thanks ^^
"I'm not a cult leader."
*Unus Annus chants in the background*
Hákon The Viking unus annus unus annus unus annus
Unus annus unus annus unus annus
Unus annus unus I am the 169 like annus
unnus annus Unnus Annus UNNUS ANNUS
UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
"My lawyers will be in touch."
Bob: And where did that lead you? Back to me.
The Wanderer is Bob a lawyer?
@@aureaux he's the only lawyer
@@aureaux sort of he graduated law school I'm not sure if he actually went into practice or not.
That just made me crack
@@deniserussell123 he still needs to go to decide to be a prosecutor or either a defence
3:47
"High 5! Pow!"
**Inhale**
*"I'm gonna sue you out of Existence"*
Lixian: -PANIK
"Not you Lixian! Sorry!"
Mark: **opens up box with crucifix**
My inner Ethan: "J E B U S"
JimDim I think I’ve been watching too much ethan cause everytime I say “jesus Christ” I always end up saying “jebus Christ”
I say jebus croist
Aubrey C jebus croissant?
Me too
I say jimbus crimney
*[Mark summons Lixian for editing]*
Me: "So you have chosen cuteness."
@@LixianTV keep it up lixian your doin great
@@LixianTV 3:45 killed me😂😂
+[Joseph Schultz]
Do please remember that said embodiment of cuteness hold utterly terrifying and not at all cute power of Markiplier's videos, and, as such, over both his an all of our lives.
Unless focusing on the cute-factor and not the fear-factor is deliberate in an attempt to appease the Almighty Lixian, in which case I fully approve.
"So you have chosen financial ruin."
"Oh, sorry, not you Lixian..."
“Am I better with age- like a fine wine?”
“I think so.”
*“I can’t drink wine Amy.”*
Like a fine cheese then.
this is a JoJo reference
2024 and Mark is currently selling a bath mat on Cloak where it’s a meme of him saying “pissing by yourself handsome?”
Alternate title: *Mark loses his mind over an illegal bathmat*
i want the mat
@@rosymusic7 same
I laughed so hard at the first thing he said about it
Lol
Before bath mat: Unus Annus
After bath mat: Unus Dongus
I really, seriously have a feeling that the design on that first Unus Annus hoodie was stolen art. Considering that it was consistently across multiple websites, and it seems so thrown together, I can't imagine that someone made that to sell. I genuinely think that someone posted it, it got popular, and then bots and jerks stole it because of its attention to make a quick buck.
Oh, absolutely.
Totally agree
Now the one who did it sees it and feels bad
I faguely remember it was a fanart on unus annus reddit back when it first started. Mark and Ethan even reacted to it
Edit: the fact that Mark says it looks horrible rn makes me worried about how the person made it feels.
I'm willing to bet every single design is stolen.
"people might think I'm a cult leader"
If Mark was a cult leader he would have regular meetings where he cries and repeatedly thanks everyone for being there and explains how proud of the community he is.
true
Wait a second..
So Mark is like church?
Daniel Serdy his cult is basically unus annus
Matthew Boyd not quite. He wouldn’t preach about contradictory material
yes
15:09 “I’m still gonna sue you, but this blows my mind!” 😂😂😂
“Unus Annus, my other channel, which if you don’t know about it, *you only have so much time to look into it.”*
[Sobbing uncontrollably]
man, every time I think about UA I just feel horrible lol
it made 2020 so much nicer
I still feel disappointed that I was not able to watch all their videos on there cause time said "screw you". what was your favorite video there?
Memento Mori
@@tim_the_traveler the top of my head, hiding our sins from holy peepers was really good. as was the wubble!
@@aliciaang6158 I like a few of their quarantine videos where they just looked up random theories and subjects and just dug threw it letting out some knowledge.
FUN FACT: The term “bootleg” comes from the prohibition era in the 1920’s, where people would hide alcohol in their boots to sell
Wow thx bro for that fun fact, been curious abt it
@@myr7663 hell yeah - spread the knowledge, yo ✨
"Here, want some foot cheese rum? I swear you won't notice the taste, i've only been sloshing around in these here boots for 2 days!"
Interesting
Thank you
Origin of “bootleg”:
late 19th century: from the smugglers' practice of concealing bottles in their boots.
Thank you, i was also wondering about that
Hey, ho, let's go, prohibition 2.0!
I'm curious if the people who made the knockoffs watched this and said "oh no"
Now that I’m watching this after Unus annus ended I’m realizing that the sweater Mark is wearing looks awfully similar to the drilldo
....omg
Well now I cant unsee it
Yeah...
DRILDO SWEATER
DRILDO SWEATER
u right
Mark: “I’ll put this sticker on my Tesla.” Also Mark: “I don’t have a bath mat right now, I’m just using a towel on the floor”
Ofc he can't afford a bath mat, he spent all his money on that Tesla!
Yes, he said both of those things.
@@CaroGo teslas arent that supwr expensive so i highly doubt it
@@johny9567 cant wait to go to the dollar store to get my tesla then
@@CaroGo my parents do the towel thing too lol
"I'm being sucked into the grounddd"
Lixian: "Tornado. Take it or leave it"
So after working for a screen printing company for half a year to answer the question on the bath mat it was not screen printing since it has to many colors to be affordable , so the next options are DTG and DTF printing or sublimation. I believe the bath mat was DTG printed onto in order to keep the bath mat functional and looking nice.
Mark: "I'm not a cult leader."
Also him: Starts chanting Unus Annus *Unus Annus UNUS ANNUS*
Wtf why did he say that I think he might actually be a cult leader
Latin doesn't equal cult.
This made me smirk
Some people have actually referred to Unus Annus as a kind of cult, but it seemed like it was just the subscribers, for fun. Who knows, maybe word got around about the channel enough to where the cult reference was put out there to give a way to define it. It is funny that Mark has the chant from the channel here after he sets to dispel the cult thing.😄
"nO! NO! No. *(A Little Bit)* NO!"
Mark: has his own cutout head
Jacksepticeye: Are you challenging me?
Coming back and watching this the day after Unus Annus died is kinda a trip.
fr
I'm still crying
Same.
We were there. Memento Mori.
Yeah, my reaction was "Oh... 200 somethin days.... took those days for granted"
12:25 i kinda like the hand drawn style, its cute
The “some heroes wear capes” one isn’t even their own design. It’s from a graphic that was popular on tumblr years back
Don't mess it up The number of likes is perfect
Its been messed up. We now have to get it to 420.
@@pyroferret3562 nnnope messed up again
PsychoticWolf326 ‘tis at 420 now, now we’re going for 690
@@JudyCoxify WE can do it get it to 690
I’ve honestly been loving Lixian’s Self inserts......they’re so endearing
"I sell those for charity, not for profit."
5 minutes later:
"I WILL BURN ALL THE MONEY I GET FROM YOU!!"
@Kitsune Hellscythe I know but it's still funny he goes from giving money he gets from other people to charity to burning money he gets from someone else
@@henrimarti8381 There are four Os not three
Did anyone realise that the first bootleg he used a warfstash voice
@@rhiannthomas6953 because that line was said by warfstache in the video it was in. The slenderman video that he played the clip of.
@Austin Waxler he looks like he's about to sneeze in negative
When you say it looks like a wanted poster, it gives “you are not alone” a whole new meaning.
i cant imagine someone waking up and being like "I'm going to sell a bathmat with mark and ethan's faces on it. I'll make so much money everyone will want one!" like it's the kind of thing you'd see in those markets next to some cheap knockoff clothing that says "supreem" or "goochie" with some massive dora the explorer or one direction blanket hanging above it. please tell me someone understands lmao
I live in Mexico and this is literally the flea market next to my street
I feel you on that, I got me some beets headphones
The bootlegging business is weird it's weird people selling weird things to other weird people
bruh this is any flea market this side of the solar system
Tayla goochie 😂😂😂
Mark: People seem to think that I'm a cult leader for some reason...?
Unus Annus: Chanting, singing, doing as they say within time constraints or consequences arise, the clock, just to name a few.
Doesn’t sound like a cult to me
And what's a cult supposed to sound like?
@@samhague4213 U n u s a n u s u n u s a n u s. That is the sound of a cult.
@@samhague4213 chanting and blood splattering
Sacrificial objects like watermelons on a dummy.
Unus Annus bathmat appears
Markiplier: *Rubs Ethan's face to see how velvety it is*
I’m watching this 2 years from when it was posted and I can’t believe it’s been 2 years with COVID I remember crying when I saw the live stream I felt like something had been stolen from me I used those videos as a form of therapy and self-care when I was at my lowest honestly just thank you I guess if they didn’t end it I don’t think I’d would’ve ever look for help ❤
Amy: "I don't think the bathmat was ever made I think it just appeared."
Me: "A new SCP! Call the foundation!"
*Jack Bright walks through the door*
"what-"
theREALdogdig it would be hilarious if mark just made a vid after anus saying his bath mat disapeared one day that would make it go full circle
theREALdogdig [REDACTED]
SCP Name: Unus Bath Mat
That could be a joke SCP, a perverted Bath Mat that looks at your privates.
"This is someone else's fan art of me so they probably stole from TWO PEOPLE!"
Mark standing up for fan artists 10/10
He said artist rights
Christopher Farley mark hates you
Mark: "I'm going to sue you out of existence"
Lixian: *shaking in fear*
Mark: "Thats for the jumpscare in every 3 scary games intro"
Lmao
5:52- "warning do not disturb while I'm watching THE markiplier"
The Markiplier-lixian high five is the most adorable thing I've ever seen!!!
"I will sue you out of existence"
רפאל כהן cringy
i know its happened at least twice, and its amazing
“This does look like a template.”
I mean, it does say “While I’m Watching The Markiplier”
I noticed that too! Who says "The Markiplier"?
Hi
Hi
"the markiplier" lol
because just Markiplier is not good enough it must be "The Markiplier"
Nobody can EVER say they’re Mark’s biggest fan, because that title belongs ONLY to Lixian. He edits all the videos, has made entire fan games for him in his spare time, and is a HUGE part of the channel as a whole.
Lixian, this comment’s for you!
This is so sweet- lixian doesn't get enough. Credit in the comments man
Lixian is a true gem of a human being.
(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
@@foulcheeto hello loyal subject
That actually makes sense.
Markiplier complaining about bootlegger merch, while every time I check the store it’s sold out. 😭
Just imagine like 60 years down the line someone finds that rug in an antique store or something and is just C O N F U S E D
And they hold it up while asking what it is, and one older person starts quietly going "Unus Annus, Unus Annus"
antique
@@megaabsolangelgamer3996 then you know: IT'S OVER
Impossible, we must tell our children of our leaders.
“There’s a disturbance, in the copyright”
-Markiplier 2020
Oscar MacNeill ikr
don't tell amy
did he watch stranger things
-Obi wan markobi
bruh
Mark: “I’m not a cult leader.”
Me: *Remembers Unus Annus*
Mark: “If you don’t know what Unus Annus is, you only have some much time to join.”
Me: “Now that definitely sounds like a cult.”
Unus annus is 100% a cult and I'm happy to join it
*cult music intensifies*
yeah hes not the leader
It's not a cult it's a society of big brain memers and I'll have you respec it >:)
@@BoB-Is-Epic meme cult meme cult
9:02 It's taken me a fair few rewatches of this video to realise Amy was saying 'Does that cross not have a clasp on it?'
“If you pause this video there’s a SWAT team on their way to your house right now.”
*pauses just to test him*
.
.
.
*unpauses*
“You’ve made your mistake”
(Pikachu face)
Surprised pikachu face*
Same but I didn't do the pikachu face i just laughed a little
because Markiplier coming to kill you means that he would have to come to you
@@aligamiles Yeah that one, thanks. lol
"People may think im a cult leader"
Callmekevin: "First time?"
Edit: All hail our dear leader Jim pickens
YASSSS
Omg yessss!!!! 😂😂
Thought the very same thing.
TURG TURG TURG
God I love Kevin, I wish he had more subscribers.
lixian:*gives mark a high 5
mark: im gunna sue you out of existence
lixian: * F E A R
“im gonna sue you out of existence”
Lixian: *intensive breathing*
He was scared out of his mind
Markiplier:*likes the bootleg*
Him a few moments later: *I love it but i still am going to sue you*
"But It. Still BLOWN MY MIND!"
DanGames .TH-camr "NOT YOU LIXIAN IM NOT GONNA SUE YOU"😂😂😂
@@hxneyedbellsss he's an asshole for suing these people :/
aquarius disaster why?
@@OneSpeedySped10 found the bootlegger
Is no one gonna talk about how the sticker calls him "the Markiplier"
@Christopher Farley stop your scaring my family.
bippity boppyity s dad why is this man being so mean
Lolol I wish they noticed
I wanted to hit like, but your likes are at 666. I just can't mess that up.
He is "the markiplier"
"This blows my mind! I'm still gonna sue you, but this blows my mind!"
LMAO XD
"it's a bathmat"
"I thought this was a door mat"
I thought it was a mouse pad
It could be all of the above
same
To be fair, I thought it was a place mat until he unrolled it. XD
Tbh I thought it was a yoga mat when he had it still rolled up
That’s a huge mousepad lmao
appareantly the unus annus one wasnt made on a phone, it was made in a game called Drawception, (where you either get a caption and have 10 minutes to draw it, or you get a drawing and have 10 minutes to caption it) and then was stolen and put as merch. the artist's name is Elfling or as their username on drawception goes: "I HAVE NO NAME (Elfling)" . i can send the link to the original drawing, but im afraid my comment wont show up as a result.
Solution?: Reply to your comment with the link
Link please?
Just put it in the reply’s. It’s not hard
put the link,I don't think u have big pp no more.
you're in the top 4 comment of this video send the link
Mark: "People may think I'm a cult leader."
Unnus Annus: "Who _dares_ question the glorious leader's position?"
bro I accidently pressed pause before he said "if anybody has paused the video"
" I don't even have my shovel "
" It's outside "
he was burying a dead body.
🎶Digging your friend a grave~🎶
@@No-el4gt 🎶 digging a grave , digging a grave , digging a grave for the kids who miss behave 🎶
@@No-el4gt 🎶Digging our friend a grave, when the road gets rough ahead you can just dig a grave from a friend instead~🎶
@@siriibear 🎶 No don't go back to that comfortable bed, oh you'll dig a grave with me, aye buddy?🎶
@@Zoe-qq5wk 🎶You'll dig a grave with me Oh C'mon!🎶
Amy: “ it’s a bath mat”
Mark: “ I thought it was a door mat”
Me: “ I thought it was a mouse pad”
So did I! Its like I didn't even notice the size of it at first.
Who uses a mousepad of that Size😂... btw( I would)
@@Pinonyan that's what I thought afterwords! It just legit took a couple of seconds before by brain said _"oh, so not a mousepad"_
It really could be a mouse pad, there isnt one like that, so if you love unus annus that much, go right ahead
...ho-how?
Mark: "I'm gonna sue you out of existence...no not you lixian"
Lixian: _extesential crisis.exe_
i thought of the same thing
bug gang
@@radiant9230
Bug gang
mark: asks what bootleg is
also mark: immediately answers his own question
That's called a rhetorical question.
Markiplier: "I'm gonna sue you out of existance".
Lixian: *face of despair*
LixianTV You’re too good to be Thanos sued out of existence
That was some dread right there
Another sue joke
I REALLY LIKE THIS BATHMAT
I'm still gonna sue you
LIKE THIS IS REALLY COOL
Your gonna get sued
IN COURT JUST *CLAPS*
gimme your money
I wonder If Mark is still using that bathmat like he just comes out of the shower and Unus and Annus are just staring up at his taint for like the 957th time
You really think he takes like 3 showers a day?😂
@@kebblot9085 No, he showers twice a day.
@@robertcortez4956 yes I know, that was a joke.
@@robertcortez4956 i think he would shower 3 right? once in the morning then one after working out and one night
@@DJPINK907 I think y'all are overthinking Markiplier's showering schedule
Markiplier: "I'm gonna sue you"
Lixian: *Darth Vader Voice* "NOOOOOOOOOOO"
Try the french darth vader
I love tiny will smith in the background so much
“This BLOWS my miiiind”
*”I’m still gonna sue you.”*
“But this BLOWS MY MIIIIND.”