I Bought EVERY Maple Syrup

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  3 ปีที่แล้ว +21565

    Special shoutout to the amazing cast on The Edge of Sleep! Their socials are in the description so be sure to give them lots of love!

  • @tigershark_524
    @tigershark_524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    Mark: "I am 70% water and 90% corn."
    *Del Monte has entered the chat*

    • @coltondaniel7171
      @coltondaniel7171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mark:GWEEM BWEANS ARE GUD FOR U

    • @chelseaferguson9683
      @chelseaferguson9683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @Chem-Chem
      @Chem-Chem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Del Monte has been removed from the chat by @Markiplier*

    • @norbertmoses7134
      @norbertmoses7134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His maths there is unrivalled

    • @victhedeveloper9704
      @victhedeveloper9704 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am 106% maple syrup, I have ascended to the next realm

  • @meunomeegama4105
    @meunomeegama4105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7538

    Alex is sprinting towards Canada, muscles blazing, to punch mark in the face

    • @FAB_123
      @FAB_123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      He'll be basically Flash at this point. XD

    • @mandibletrauma
      @mandibletrauma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      He’s just gonna burst through the walls of border control and Marks hotel door

    • @InfinityGaming420
      @InfinityGaming420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hi

    • @CHarper19
      @CHarper19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Congrats on the heart 🥳

    • @wither4211
      @wither4211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Hmm mark is hearting comments now?

  • @Czar1249
    @Czar1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26820

    “I’d like to start with an apology to the Canadian government” oh, boy

    • @iguanotorious9806
      @iguanotorious9806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      Random wholesome comment: I love your profile pic

    • @youhateitwhenispeakthetrut5075
      @youhateitwhenispeakthetrut5075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      That’s how we know it’s going to be a great video

    • @Czar1249
      @Czar1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@iguanotorious9806 thanks! It’s a Dodge Daytona I saw at a car show :) it was pretty bonkers in person

    • @hudson9885
      @hudson9885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Thanks random person on the internet it sucks right now I gotta say

    • @yoitzjustnightbot6721
      @yoitzjustnightbot6721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That reminds me I forgot to do something! Thanks for reminding me.

  • @JoeBagso
    @JoeBagso ปีที่แล้ว +767

    As a canadian, I was worried when mark pulled the can syrup out. If he didnt admit it was the best syrup ever, i would have been forever skeptical on anything else mark ever said. That stuff is a national treasure.

    • @ĪĪMizumiĪĪ
      @ĪĪMizumiĪĪ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      It's just not the same from can to bottle, nothing can explain it

    • @DDDabber44
      @DDDabber44 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Idk why, but canned syrup hits like Paul’s big blue ox

    • @munchkin0.o
      @munchkin0.o 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      trésor nationallllll hell yea

    • @TheERLCservershowguy-y4q
      @TheERLCservershowguy-y4q 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      True ngl

    • @boneshakerjake
      @boneshakerjake 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The French Canadians are using the dark arts to inject
      Only the purest form of maple syrup into containers that hide their colouring that which is so smooth is can make one go blind if too much is seen at once
      and so that the syrup secret can blend in with the brands cheapest alternative
      the glass container...

  • @madasandwich7009
    @madasandwich7009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11654

    I’m glad he made pancakes and didn’t just chug the syrup

    • @maxxp1716
      @maxxp1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

      I honestly thought he was just gonna chug it O.o

    • @MikaylaROL
      @MikaylaROL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      This made me laugh 😂❤️

    • @markiplier
      @markiplier  3 ปีที่แล้ว +7148

      Well...

    • @InfinityGaming420
      @InfinityGaming420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Hi

    • @CHarper19
      @CHarper19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Now we need a *Chug Syrup* song

  • @lizabeth6583
    @lizabeth6583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4064

    Next time on "I have no idea why I'm lying in this hospital bed guys", Mark mcfricking CHUGS syrup for 22 minutes and 30 seconds

    • @leamonty2992
      @leamonty2992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I don't blame him. It's nice to drink

    • @GoldenG0dc0meth
      @GoldenG0dc0meth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      From experience I will say it’s pretty nice and fun

    • @humandudeman7352
      @humandudeman7352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      congrats you got a like from mark

    • @TristanPignon
      @TristanPignon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this comment genuinely made me cry laughing more than the video itself, and that's saying something, the video was hilarious

    • @Kaiser69546
      @Kaiser69546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now this is a comment needs to be pinned

  • @elizabeth8288
    @elizabeth8288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Hey Mark, Canadian here! The reason the colours and tastes are different has to do with when the sap was harvested; if it was early, mid season, or near the end. There are different “levels” or types; if you go to some of the family owned businesses or farms where they make it, they sometimes have testers that show how the taste changes due to the progression of the season. It’s pretty neat!

    • @samryder8496
      @samryder8496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      When you’re a Canadian and you didn’t know this...

    • @jvaillancourt21
      @jvaillancourt21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We go to a Maple house in Vermont 😁. We love it there

    • @MariuxBlack9
      @MariuxBlack9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also, time in the pan (cooking).

    • @Egg-qn5pd
      @Egg-qn5pd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I go to the sugar shack in Ontario and i watch it being made every year! You also get some for free! It’s great.

    • @Kristof-cl4df
      @Kristof-cl4df 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well you have part of the reason, the main reason the taste is different is because of the time they boiled it, the lounger it boils the darker it gets

  • @cheesynoodles6930
    @cheesynoodles6930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    He‘s getting the true canadian experience by drinking it from the bottle.

    • @GrimesReaper565
      @GrimesReaper565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      are you really canadian?
      cuz I heard people think we always drink it from the bottle like its water but its not the case

    • @borhapfan0854
      @borhapfan0854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GrimesReaper565 I havent seen a single person drink maple syrup

    • @Goutokuji_Mike777
      @Goutokuji_Mike777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@borhapfan0854 Its a stereotype, but i have drank maple syrup from the bottle. its more common than you both think up here in the western side.

    • @borhapfan0854
      @borhapfan0854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Goutokuji_Mike777 man really I'm also Canadian I've had left over syrup on it's own but not out of the bottle

    • @Goutokuji_Mike777
      @Goutokuji_Mike777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@borhapfan0854 its strange when you see it, for me its strange when you dont

  • @fluffycucumber5874
    @fluffycucumber5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

    mark: i’m basically 90% corn at this point
    *flashbacks of mark chugging del monte from the can*

    • @archibaldc.1833
      @archibaldc.1833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If your cucumber starts getting fluffy it's probably molding.

    • @fluffycucumber5874
      @fluffycucumber5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@archibaldc.1833 yes. i am moldy.

    • @railandaviation
      @railandaviation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      More flashbacks from when he ate corn with the Thick Coffee

    • @TheSilliestbillie
      @TheSilliestbillie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@railandaviation uh what 😃

    • @Breagle
      @Breagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheSilliestbillie It's from a channel that has since then been deleted.

  • @Not_honest_enough
    @Not_honest_enough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9371

    His trainer is gonna be so disappointed in him

    • @trueblue.u
      @trueblue.u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@DJILMarioBrothers AHHHHH

    • @Inoyam1
      @Inoyam1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Just like the pop tart

    • @waffle4660
      @waffle4660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      GG BRO U GOT HEARTED!!

    • @noahjohnson935
      @noahjohnson935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@trueblue.u report the bot! Lucas Kloen deserves attention for getting a heart!

    • @Not_honest_enough
      @Not_honest_enough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@waffle4660 😎 (ngl didn't expect that I'm very thankful)

  • @bi.fruitsalad
    @bi.fruitsalad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    As a Canadian who has tired a few maple syrup brands there was one where it said 100% maple syrup and it tasted like it was watered down. I’ve never been more heartbroken in my life

    • @postmellon8138
      @postmellon8138 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CliptoSparkles_2how has this bot comment been here a whole year?

    • @nokinirus
      @nokinirus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      It might be because the syrup wasn't concentrated enough. Or they were banking on not concentrating it that much to make the calories and sugar per serving to drop... Because if you've ever tried pure raw maple syrup you'd notice it's mostly water and less sugar.

    • @philippegauvin-vallee9371
      @philippegauvin-vallee9371 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@nokinirus I think you are talking about maple sap. It is about 40 times less concentrated than maple syrup. There is also an intermediate between syrup and raw sugar that usually consumed by pouring it in strips on snow. When it cools down, it becomes a chewy sticky strip one can collect on a stick.

    • @devmeistersuperprecision4155
      @devmeistersuperprecision4155 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Vermonter here! “Vermont Vintage Iron”. On average it takes 40 gal of sap to make one gal syrup. Vermont is strict on our brix levels to called syrup. Sounds like your product wasn’t evaporated enough. Later on the syrup gets darker due to variations in sap. Early season is gold or amber. Canadian is good but I am biased. Small Vermont producers are the best.

  • @RobertIDK
    @RobertIDK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10997

    As a Canadian, this video made my blood proliferate, my veins collapsed, and I will be checking myself into rehab later this afternoon. Thank you

    • @krysnahmartell3402
      @krysnahmartell3402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      I'm sorry Robert

    • @echoravyn3452
      @echoravyn3452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Is it better in the can though?

    • @undetected4551
      @undetected4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      sup robert, nice reaction videos

    • @Favouritefoodisplainchips
      @Favouritefoodisplainchips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Rrroobbbeeerrtttt. ... What
      I wasn't expecting u here
      what the fudge
      my mind has been blown🙌

    • @birbd7467
      @birbd7467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes

  • @faerose4748
    @faerose4748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3330

    Mark: "I'll do a toothpaste review in the future"
    Me: *Horrified, imagining Mark guzzling toothpaste like it's candy*

    • @mercykondenar9374
      @mercykondenar9374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Isn't there fluoride in that?

    • @faerose4748
      @faerose4748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@mercykondenar9374 There's flouride in most big name commercial brand stuff, but there are some without it too.

    • @TrpleOfficial
      @TrpleOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      oh god

    • @Ian-ek2gd
      @Ian-ek2gd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Hospital: *Shit here we go again*

    • @tarsier4097
      @tarsier4097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mark:I'm the toothpaste review channel!

  • @Freyjinn
    @Freyjinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5675

    Mark has officially caught the canadian fever

    • @wesley3300
      @wesley3300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Welp, back into quarantine I guess

    • @alexhoughton3305
      @alexhoughton3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Whats up checkmark

    • @millielamagnifique2980
      @millielamagnifique2980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He has become one with the Free healthcare

    • @darbyd5947
      @darbyd5947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wait til he pops that syrup in the fresh fallen snow *chefs kiss*

    • @millielamagnifique2980
      @millielamagnifique2980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@darbyd5947 he shouldve made the maple snow popsicles instead of putting it on pancakes, that would be the real taste testing of maple syrup

  • @spudman6766
    @spudman6766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    A whole year later and we haven't gotten that toothpaste review, can't believe Mark would promise such an important review but never deliver. Smh

    • @SquirellsRJustUmamiMagpies
      @SquirellsRJustUmamiMagpies 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      1 more year later now, and still no toothpaste review 😢

    • @feralmagick7177
      @feralmagick7177 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Tbh its probably not safe. Theres a reason why your not supposed to eat or drink anything until 30 minutes after you put mouthwash/ toothpaste in your mouth, and why you're only supposed to use a tiny amount per brushing. Theres alot of chemicals in our mouth products that are relatively harmless in a tiny dose once or twice a day, but can cause long term poisoning from overdosing.

  • @theinfamousbookworm1323
    @theinfamousbookworm1323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2893

    Mark: *chugs syrup like it’s a beer keg*
    Alex: *screeches in personal trainer* ThE SUgAr

  • @imsirelle
    @imsirelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

    "Canned anything is better than uncanned nothing." - Markiplier

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "too much of something is better than too little of nothing"

    • @tdthedestroyer1232
      @tdthedestroyer1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jockeyfield1954 but it doesn't mean its the answer :P

    • @ang3lmusic
      @ang3lmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “Not nothing, everything... else”

    • @friedpotato6037
      @friedpotato6037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tdthedestroyer1232 but its a preffered option :P

    • @Arthurious521
      @Arthurious521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Coke taste better in glass than bottled or canned

  • @kps2428
    @kps2428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    "If you put butter in it... It tastes like butter." - Markiplier 2021

    • @freeplex589
      @freeplex589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s pretty obvious pal

    • @huandapradipta4918
      @huandapradipta4918 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @nolife097
      @nolife097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ah yes the floor is made of floor

    • @Axle_brug
      @Axle_brug 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chuck e cheese: "write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!"

    • @cc9787
      @cc9787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@freeplex589 yea, cause thats the joke

  • @delat7530
    @delat7530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    Comparing corn syrup to Maple syrup is a canadian crime...

    • @Kendeclamar
      @Kendeclamar ปีที่แล้ว +27

      CRY ABOUT IT RAHHHHH U S A U S A

    • @CherryBlossomArtz
      @CherryBlossomArtz ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My sister uses table syrup so when we ran out I gave her the maple and she said no I'll use the corn syrup GURL IS CANADIAN BUT HATES MAPLE SYRUP

    • @goldensiege007plays3
      @goldensiege007plays3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Corn syrup is better

    • @no_1_is_here
      @no_1_is_here ปีที่แล้ว +1

      take the man to jail!

    • @ronno7660
      @ronno7660 ปีที่แล้ว

      True crime..

  • @sdyoshi123official2
    @sdyoshi123official2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Mark: "I'd like to start off with an apology to the Canadian government."
    Mark later in the video: *spills maple syrup on camera*

    • @Mikeological
      @Mikeological 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Isn’t that like a felony up there?

    • @meandyourmom69_
      @meandyourmom69_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Mikeological yes.

    • @sdyoshi123official2
      @sdyoshi123official2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Mikeological I'm surprised he wasn't arrested on the spot.

    • @humanperson1898
      @humanperson1898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Canadian FBI don’t give a single care for mark killing multiple of their endangered species, but when you spill the maple syrup...

    • @baggiestshelf5822
      @baggiestshelf5822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s why he apologized

  • @Samxcachia
    @Samxcachia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    FYI: darker maple syrup just means it’s made from sap from later in the season (and because the sap was boiled longer) which is why it’s stronger/more concentrated

    • @WyattH
      @WyattH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is the second one, I make it

    • @ItsJavaJawa
      @ItsJavaJawa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *the more you know*

    • @DavisStevenson
      @DavisStevenson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItsJavaJawa the more *YOU* know ;)

    • @CV-TNAA
      @CV-TNAA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      huh... I idd not know that

    • @juixebox8827
      @juixebox8827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even if you aren’t Canadian that’s probably the most Canadian thing I’ve ever heard

  • @useyourimagination692
    @useyourimagination692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Alternate title: "Reviewing Maple Syrup but I Really Just Want To Express My Hatred For Green Giant Because _they didn't sponsor me_ "

    • @yaseenanderson2925
      @yaseenanderson2925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I read this at the exact time he went on his monologue

  • @unoanus
    @unoanus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    this is one of the most unhinged series mark has done. im living for it. i come back every once in a while to check in on mr buttersworth

  • @Unusual-Ryan
    @Unusual-Ryan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    Mark: "I've barely touched them"
    Also Mark: *drinks out the bottle*

    • @Chu_Nyanning
      @Chu_Nyanning 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      “I’m not drinking them out of the bottle”
      *legit drinks them out of the bottle*

    • @creepychannelenderdre8454
      @creepychannelenderdre8454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the canadian way (i found a picture of young me drinking maple syrup from the bottle)

  • @Graeyson
    @Graeyson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    Mark: Takes a swig of maple syrup.
    Me: Has corn water flashbacks.

  • @wrenmazurek1231
    @wrenmazurek1231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I cannot put into words the physical and emotional distress I felt watching you take 5 consecutive swigs from 3 different bottles of maple syrup. I would like to thank you for this content.

  • @lexihauer9857
    @lexihauer9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    Mark is trying to tell himself he isn’t slowly evolving into a Canadian but keeps drinking the maple syrup out of their containers.

    • @rita-want-sex152
      @rita-want-sex152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      good to

    • @dr__raymond6556
      @dr__raymond6556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Like true Canadian

    • @PoetryCinquain
      @PoetryCinquain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Like a true Canadian drinking maple syrup

    • @FluffyDragonDrawing
      @FluffyDragonDrawing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As a true born an raised canadian, i can safley say i do not drink it straight out of the container. I will however lick it off the plate, and put it in my tea.

    • @trevormoreland2322
      @trevormoreland2322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FluffyDragonDrawing I can understand licking it off the plate, but putting it in your tea! That sounds disgusting (no offense to you for doing that though)

  • @shannonx7714
    @shannonx7714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    “I’m 90% corn at this point.”
    Del Monte is typing..

    • @cuddlingteddybears
      @cuddlingteddybears 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @kolby5366
      @kolby5366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @MegaMew204
      @MegaMew204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "We had to wait until you were a certain percentage of corn to sponsor you"

    • @nezzikal
      @nezzikal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok

  • @i_like_chicken_wings7167
    @i_like_chicken_wings7167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6401

    Plot twist: mark was just hungry thats why he made this vid

    • @roosve9061
      @roosve9061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      He liked 🥺🥺🥺🥰

    • @thunderjawgaming
      @thunderjawgaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      U already got a heart wtf

    • @sfnaffan
      @sfnaffan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol.

    • @datguymiller
      @datguymiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He just wanted breakfast

    • @datguymiller
      @datguymiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He just wanted breakfast

  • @dspannplayspiano
    @dspannplayspiano ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:16 almost broke me completely! I don't know why but this is one of the more wildly funny videos from Mark. I'm dying here! The editing in this video is a precedent for other creators. I mean the fact that he's carrying a legitimate review of maple syrup while hypnotizing us with 100% comedy is absolute fire lol!

  • @Tonvinundfloria
    @Tonvinundfloria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    Mark: We'll do a Toothpaste review in the future.
    *THE AUDIENCE WILL REMEMBER THAT*

  • @gallantcarter1792
    @gallantcarter1792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1296

    Hi Canadian here, “presidents choice” is like the cheap shit. we also have a brand called “no name”. they’re not the same, but they are the same. similar price points different brands.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Also a Canadian, did he go to Walmart? Or was it one of the other cheap stores? Because those are exactly what you find there.

    • @rollizle
      @rollizle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jwalster9412 Probably Provigo, if I had to guess.

    • @thesedentarygamer
      @thesedentarygamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ah so it's like the "Great Value" products we have here in the US.

    • @halafarooqi8278
      @halafarooqi8278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @j Walster I've seen presidents choice at Loblaws.

    • @lukeroberts3573
      @lukeroberts3573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah no name is so much worse

  • @PirateDad12
    @PirateDad12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    “I am basically 90% corn at this point in my life.”
    *Unus Annus Del Monte flashbacks*

    • @thomastiemanyt7103
      @thomastiemanyt7103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rip

    • @average534
      @average534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Unus annus?
      Yes ik what it ir its a joke sorta

    • @hazelhawthorne1260
      @hazelhawthorne1260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      you're neglecting the Unus Annus pancake-making flashbacks. good times, good times.

    • @08_garren99
      @08_garren99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Memento Mori

    • @ChosenPlayer100
      @ChosenPlayer100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@average534 if you dont remember "unus annus" then F

  • @cheesethekoala8756
    @cheesethekoala8756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I know this is a year old but Mark, the flavour differences mainly come from when in the season it was colleced. I think earlier in the season, it's a lighter taste, but later in the season, it's a rich mapley flavour

    • @sebastienbourque3374
      @sebastienbourque3374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its alot in the boiling process too

    • @vaughngiesbrecht9668
      @vaughngiesbrecht9668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Most commercial maple syrup products are made with a propane boiler and reverse osmosis which takes some of the flavor out. To get the authentic experience you need to visit a farm to get woodfire boiled syrup

    • @prismatica-the-strange
      @prismatica-the-strange ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like any other sugar, the longer you cook it, the darker it will be, the more robust flavor it will have

  • @sleepwalker8994
    @sleepwalker8994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    After almost 8 years of watching Mark do things on camera, never have i seen him knock something down so clumsily yet somehow honest

  • @betahammer3566
    @betahammer3566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    " I'm basically 90% corn"
    *flashes back to Del Monte*
    Yeah that checks out

  • @heyitsjustaz
    @heyitsjustaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    I'm dying cos Mark thinks "President's Choice" is the premium brand.
    He's the president of the grocery store, Mark. It's not that fancy.

    • @IROD1997
      @IROD1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ohhhhh that makes much more sense,
      I honestly thought the president/prime minister of Canada chose that maple syrup

    • @dinklebamp
      @dinklebamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s a flex too Canadian for me to understand

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking the entire time "wait, that's the low grade everywhere brand right?"

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plus, who in the fuck cares what the president prefers?! Everyone has their own opinions.

    • @OwlskiTV
      @OwlskiTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We don't even have a president.
      We have a prime minister xD

  • @skeletonkinggaming4345
    @skeletonkinggaming4345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    i hope you enjoyed your visit to our county and sorry about the maple syrup attacking you. the moment he grabbed my favorite maple syrup the canned one from Quebec i was so glad

    • @ilostmytea3225
      @ilostmytea3225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ikr! as smn from Québec, I felt extremely honoured and proud that his fav was a qc brand (and then he pulled out the canned one and i was grinning like a madwoman)

  • @antebatina5810
    @antebatina5810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2689

    Mark: "not a drop will be wasted"
    Also mark : *spills it *

    • @MaxSpencerNash
      @MaxSpencerNash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      15:21
      Mmm

    • @Ellwoo
      @Ellwoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mmmm

    • @carrie00
      @carrie00 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mmmm

    • @shrekinator489
      @shrekinator489 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also also mark: *backwashes and chugs two bottles a the same time*

    • @Kobanermani
      @Kobanermani ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mmmm

  • @matthewbyars5662
    @matthewbyars5662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    For everyone who hasn't made maple syrup - the colour and taste depends on when you are able to tap the trees - the earlier in the process the more light it is, and later in the season it gets darker! It's just nature :)

    • @austinbunny4012
      @austinbunny4012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for that! That's actually really interesting!

  • @LasagnaQueen
    @LasagnaQueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Markiplier thinking "President's Choice" is an expensive brand is such comedy gold for me as a Canadian :'D

    • @-Cheif
      @-Cheif 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s literally no name

    • @alessandrooberti3307
      @alessandrooberti3307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      3 of the bottles are PC lol

    • @laurenhawes7201
      @laurenhawes7201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean its expensive, just not for any good reason.

    • @impartialknockback
      @impartialknockback 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be fair, that particular PC maple syrup is the most expensive one that PC makes

    • @flooboo1502
      @flooboo1502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@-Cheif Bruh if your PC stuff costs the same and is the same shite tier quality as no name, then there's a problem with your store.

  • @PeanutButterWasTaken
    @PeanutButterWasTaken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    0:16 that was way funnier then it has any right to be.

  • @creatinerd
    @creatinerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Mark: *is someone who heavily gesticulates*
    Also Mark: *leaves a bunch of open bottles standing around him*

    • @albanieurdaneta3221
      @albanieurdaneta3221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ‘Gesticulates’ is now my new favorite verb.

    • @mozzarellachez
      @mozzarellachez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mark just emphasises everything, whether it's verbally or not 😂

    • @xLunan
      @xLunan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The most dangerous combination

  • @itsip1366
    @itsip1366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    In these kinds of videos Mark really seems like someone who broke out of an insane asylum and is trying to integrate back into society in their own strange way.

    • @robertpennington9327
      @robertpennington9327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well its the fact Mark was alone for two weeks.. So this isn’t something new honestly

    • @CattIsANerd
      @CattIsANerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unus Annus being that insane asylum... Because this is all of us since.

    • @honeysickle
      @honeysickle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The vibe of 'yes, I'm completely sane, why do you ask? Ignore the news about that asylum outbreak I'm sure it's nothing serious'

  • @aarondougherty4611
    @aarondougherty4611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The stronger flavour and darker colour comes from a few factors. Boiling down the maple syrup for a longer period of time is a key one. Essentially you are boiling out the water to make it thicker and therefore elevate the flavour. Less boiling = less pungent flavour, but generally cheaper as you can get more volume per batch. Many people still enjoy the lighter flavour though! Colour and flavour are also drastically affected by the time of year you harvest based off of light exposure, weather, yearly temperature spikes, and environmental changes.

  • @JulienML92
    @JulienML92 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Québécois here. Canned maple syrup is vastly superior because the process of canning reduces the syrup's exposure to air, which helps greatly in conserving its flavor.

  • @johnscotlinksl
    @johnscotlinksl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Alternative title: Mark drinks syrup with pancakes nearby

  • @motionlessmaniac1803
    @motionlessmaniac1803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5869

    Ever since Markiplier was told he can't consume alcohol anymore, he's gone off the deep end.

    • @monekysunglsa6682
      @monekysunglsa6682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Please help he has now turned to the syrup

    • @hedgesyay9650
      @hedgesyay9650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This comment speaks to me

    • @randomplayer1098
      @randomplayer1098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      he is secretly drinking whiskey

    • @liamr3362
      @liamr3362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@monekysunglsa6682 he has turned a new leaf

    • @AceTechn0
      @AceTechn0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@liamr3362 yes, a maple leaf

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    Mark : "I Bought *EVERY* Maple Syrup"
    Canadians : "he's beginning to believe"

    • @filnadeau5147
      @filnadeau5147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True 😂

    • @filnadeau5147
      @filnadeau5147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im canadian😂

    • @thatcanadiangoose8362
      @thatcanadiangoose8362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aunt Jemima ain't there

    • @rinjiin
      @rinjiin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thatcanadiangoose8362 THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING lol

    • @sexuallobster2415
      @sexuallobster2415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thatcanadiangoose8362 aunt jemima don't deserve to be there tbh

  • @jordanyu1035
    @jordanyu1035 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was laughing more than I should have at Mark's pancake footage. Quite, serene sizzling from the pan and then all of a sudden, the loudest and funniest crash as the carton hits the pan. I love it.

  • @arjunahluwalia7227
    @arjunahluwalia7227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Im constantly blown away by how much value Lixian adds to the videos. We all love Marks humor, but Lixian is on the same wavelength - AND knows how to enhance it.

  • @theodoreroosevelt2154
    @theodoreroosevelt2154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Markiplier: Moves hand
    Maple Syrup: My time has come

  • @Alec0623
    @Alec0623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Mark: "Butter"
    TH-cam: "Ad right here fits right?"

  • @tobiasthehawk4028
    @tobiasthehawk4028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "This awakens something in me"
    Markiplier Maple Syrup smash or pass when?

  • @ruhcello9451
    @ruhcello9451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    mark's trainer is screaming in agony watching him down maple syrup like water

    • @xaviorshideout
      @xaviorshideout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *Unus Annus Unus Annus.....*

    • @adenakee3901
      @adenakee3901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i tot maple syrup is sweet
      but after seeing him drinking the syrup from the bottle just made me re think my whole life n my taste buds

    • @sarahfikrat7664
      @sarahfikrat7664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adenakee3901 lol haha most maple syrups in your stores are sweetened with corn syrup and has other added stuff. Pure maple syrup is much thinner, less sweet, and more of a natural flavor. I definitely prefer it more.

  • @tombraiderlara1996
    @tombraiderlara1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4941

    Mark: "I don't understand why no company wants to sponsor me."
    Also Mark: "DO NOT EVER CONTACT OR SPEAK TO ME DIRECTLY."

    • @pixelspider6454
      @pixelspider6454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love your pfp and username omg

    • @marmalade8915
      @marmalade8915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that Gee in your pfp 👀

    • @batbon3zZz
      @batbon3zZz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fact that my comment now means more than half of these responses are about a man with a piss kink makes me so immensely happy

    • @amytattersfield2017
      @amytattersfield2017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @The Lonely Proto They Sent A Portrait Of Himself Made Of Patch Kids? That's Sounds Great!

    • @jes3d
      @jes3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      o

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4343

    Another episode of Mark trying to offend his Canadian fans

    • @therando1165
      @therando1165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello

    • @irishlad1367
      @irishlad1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How do all your comments show up even tho u sent them late

    • @eow4317
      @eow4317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heh

    • @irishlad1367
      @irishlad1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Send*

    • @samuelrobert4171
      @samuelrobert4171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He did when dumping butter in the syrup

  • @axess374
    @axess374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Fun fact here in Quebec we call corn syrup "sirop de poteau", which literally translates to "pole syrup".
    Implying that while real syrup is made from trees, corn syrup comes from telephone poles.

  • @rickcranium2005
    @rickcranium2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    He’s becoming one of us, he’s being overly apologetic

    • @MecodoVision
      @MecodoVision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Have you not seen his wisdom tooth removal video

    • @oofoof4293
      @oofoof4293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He’s slowly becoming more and more Canadian

    • @michealpersicko9531
      @michealpersicko9531 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah this is all just him doing some lighthearted satirical racism because you can take the murican out of murica but you can't take the murica out of the murica, *FUCK YEAH!*

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michealpersicko9531 i'm going to regret asking this but why is it racism

    • @wisecrack3461
      @wisecrack3461 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ONE OF US

  • @carrie9437
    @carrie9437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    "President's Choice" is store brand, the equivalent to Great Value from Walmart.

    • @azerik92
      @azerik92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's being a bit too vague lol. It's a store brand found in any store owned by the Loblaws corporation (who's president is ostensibly making the choice), but some of those stores have other name brands as well. Like No Frills which carries both PC and No Name brands.

  • @sylskaterChannel
    @sylskaterChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2791

    A big difference in mapple syrup is the water evaporation step. What comes out of the tree is maple water, then you boil it to make it into syrup. The more you boil it, the darker, sugary and strong it gets.

    • @MiraNecole
      @MiraNecole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      huh... I thought the different type of trees (I know there's like 3 types: black, red and sugar maple trees) you can get the edible sap from made a difference with the taste like how flowers can make a difference with how honey would taste

    • @andrea_k342
      @andrea_k342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Does that mean if you buy maple syrup and boil it, it gets stronger?

    • @phantomclarence2958
      @phantomclarence2958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@andrea_k342 XD asking the big questions here.

    • @FilipAlexx
      @FilipAlexx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      who needs this kind of power

    • @LycanFerret
      @LycanFerret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@andrea_k342 If you boil it enough then refrigerate like fudge you get maple candy. If you whip what you get from boiling, you get maple cream. They're thick, smooth, and viscous. And I love it more than normal maple syrup.

  • @thegurw1994
    @thegurw1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I mean, the differences are straight up how long it's boiled for and how well it's filtered; and then how it's stored and packaged (mostly the material of the container).
    I had some smoked maple syrup once. That was the most unique maple syrup experience I've ever had.

  • @Croutonette
    @Croutonette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Mark: Its hard to donate when the package has been open.
    Its even harder when you drink directly from the bottle...

    • @calmsquirrel7124
      @calmsquirrel7124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I accidentally read “ It’s hard to detonate the package” lol

  • @samtheshowman8532
    @samtheshowman8532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    This is my canon: Every time he does a video about food or generally food-related, he personality swaps and becomes Mr. Buttersworth.

    • @Rare-One
      @Rare-One 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen and alongside that
      He even in this video confirms he doesnt understand why he does what he does and everything is basically a bit and he tries expanding on what he talks about so he can sound or simulate he knows everything when in reality hes trying to keep the ball rolling in his head or hell stop and lose track of it all while lying to himself and us hes that he is intelligent when in reality hes the same intelligence as everyone else BUT hes just more talented on keeping everyone entertained and he knows that we all still love him all the same regardless of what he does
      (By the way mark no I'm not watching distractible I never will )

  • @samfinkjensen
    @samfinkjensen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Fun fact, how dark the maple syrup is depends on when it was harvested in the season, the later it was made the darker/stronger it'll be.

    • @misterosas727
      @misterosas727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Neat :)

    • @noahbradarich8621
      @noahbradarich8621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's kinda cool

    • @vcool122
      @vcool122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      huh, I tought it was maple syrup that has been heated longer.

    • @nuitarik
      @nuitarik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vcool122 thought that to lol

    • @audreywong7494
      @audreywong7494 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      cool

  • @Jack_Wolfe
    @Jack_Wolfe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    13:53 its everything, maple trees are a perfect example of how one slightly different variable can change the batch.
    From what I’m told even different individual trees in one harvesting area can produce vastly different flavours.

  • @Jaythedon252
    @Jaythedon252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Alternative title: Mark has a flashback about his rejection by green giant while eating pancakes, and rambling about syrup

  • @averythecat1998
    @averythecat1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Mark: I'm mister Buttersworth
    My brain: Exotic Buttersworth

    • @Steelsnorin
      @Steelsnorin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh my God same

    • @neonstrz
      @neonstrz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes exactly me

    • @averythecat1998
      @averythecat1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      [If ya didn't know, this a fnaf joke [Exotic Butters]]

    • @Steelsnorin
      @Steelsnorin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@averythecat1998 ... it's sad if anybody didn't

    • @neonstrz
      @neonstrz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@averythecat1998 yeah um I knew

  • @kais5293
    @kais5293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    The amount of times Mark says "Mrs. Buttersworth" rivals the amount of times he's said "Lady Dimitrescu". I feel like Amy is gonna need SCP Amy's help to put Mark back in line here...

    • @stutterysteamerproductions875
      @stutterysteamerproductions875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What about The Gongoozler?
      Oh- SCP: AMY vs. The Gongoozler!

    • @ilovebugs1027
      @ilovebugs1027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      we must not even mention *that* channel

    • @indieoregano
      @indieoregano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ilovebugs1027 what channel? There was never such a thing.

    • @Hawishh
      @Hawishh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@indieoregano what? What are we talking about?

    • @kais5293
      @kais5293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never a mention of a channel.. just a person 👀👀

  • @CopperPenny53
    @CopperPenny53 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When I saw the maple syrup in the little dishes I was so relived, many non-Canadians do not understand that if you put the maple syrup directly onto the pancake it just makes the pancake soggy and looses flavour, HOWEVER, dipping into a small container solves this issue…
    (We’re doing a deep dive with this one)

  • @doppy8682
    @doppy8682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Mark, who drank straight out of the bottles:
    " *I've barely touched any of them* "

    • @slysora4988
      @slysora4988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “I’ve barely touched any of them”
      *that’s what they all say*

    • @rylenstuffsv2
      @rylenstuffsv2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "That's what all they say"
      *Indeed*

  • @alexsavvas449
    @alexsavvas449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    The relationship between Mark and Lixian is nothing short of the most superlative combination of comedy and love that TH-cam has every seen. Two geniuses inside two idiots creating perfection

    • @StillMintTea
      @StillMintTea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't know what was on my mind until I read this

  • @ninjaofinvisibility1482
    @ninjaofinvisibility1482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    I love how Mark is clueless about the fact that maple syrup is boiled... like it can be made darker when it's boiled longer....

    • @sniderealism2410
      @sniderealism2410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      And the taste changes based on how long it is boiled, just like sugar.

    • @nicholaskremer5165
      @nicholaskremer5165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Plus different trees have different colors and tastes from soil and the amount of the year that is warm enough for leaves. And weird fact the more tortured and harsher the environment the better the syrup.

    • @andreal3239
      @andreal3239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And doesn’t get that 100% means that it’s all maple and isn’t mixed with any other syrups

    • @stuckinthepantry6889
      @stuckinthepantry6889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I sense many Canadians in the replys /j

    • @coolcatcastle8
      @coolcatcastle8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      r/canadiansbelike should be a thing

  • @Joshwartz
    @Joshwartz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I wonder how mark just can’t start laughing at himself while doing these videos

  • @horrorholic4071
    @horrorholic4071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    This is markiplier makes breakfast to a whole new level.
    Douse yourself in syrup mark we are waiting.

    • @MynicknameisViolet
      @MynicknameisViolet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh no 😅

    • @wahbanger
      @wahbanger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Please don't encourage him...

    • @nemily33
      @nemily33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      maple bath ???

    • @GoldenG0dc0meth
      @GoldenG0dc0meth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Watch…I am so sure it’s gonna happen on the next video he uploads

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nooo of all the comments he could've seen! We're going to get a maple bath video now, what have you done?! 😂

  • @Biggest_Borat_Fan
    @Biggest_Borat_Fan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Mark at the beginning of the video: " I'm going to use every drop of this"
    Mark half way through the video: *spills syrup*

    • @GEMC5
      @GEMC5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s using it for content

    • @Coomslayer-nb1qk
      @Coomslayer-nb1qk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GEMC5 i don't think so

  • @avacooper-garrett1276
    @avacooper-garrett1276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Mark: I'm food motivated
    Confirmed that Mark is a golden retriever.

  • @ThisOldChris
    @ThisOldChris 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My father still runs an artisanal sugar shack with a wood oven in Quebec at 86... (for sale...)
    It's actually the ratio of sugar in the sap that varies the color of the syrup. With less sugar in the sap, it will need too cook longer to reach the right amount of sugar, which will make the color darker and taste stronger. So a good quality sap with a high ratio of sugar will make a lighter colored syrup.
    (If you buy syrup from a small artisanal sugar shack that cans everyday after finishing a batch, you will have cans with a slight difference in taste and color unless you ask for cans from a specific batch. We keep samples for each day and it's fun to taste the difference at the end of a season)

  • @HaloInverse
    @HaloInverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Important note: Maple syrup is not shelf-stable once opened. Unlike "corn syrup", "table syrups", and honey, _true_ maple syrup does not generally have a high enough sugar content / low enough water content to completely deactivate mold spores. Once you have _opened_ a bottle of maple syrup, you should store it in the fridge, or it can (and probably will) get moldy.

    • @nurinominaka686
      @nurinominaka686 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohh thank you so much!

    • @Mogers95
      @Mogers95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah.. I found that out the hard way 😭 there is literally nothing in the world worse than making fresh waffles reaching for your syrup and pouring out mold

    • @spamiam3358
      @spamiam3358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I've had the same bottle of corn syrup in my cabinet since I was 8, and it's still good. Oh, I'm 35 now.

    • @SHAXXSTHICCWETCHEEKS
      @SHAXXSTHICCWETCHEEKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @Spiderwolfer
      @Spiderwolfer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank goodness someone said this.

  • @Sentientcap
    @Sentientcap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    "Corn Syrup over Maple Syrup"
    be careful there Mark
    Thems fighting words in Canada.

    • @Heehoo1114
      @Heehoo1114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fighting words? You mean those words will cause a slightly agressive conversation in Canada?

    • @rockmanbret9028
      @rockmanbret9028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Heehoo1114 "I'm not sorry for my opinion" The worst thing a Canadian could say, it's considered murder.

    • @fitzgeraldsatori-gameplayi5552
      @fitzgeraldsatori-gameplayi5552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Heehoo1114 yes

  • @worrrywort
    @worrrywort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    His neighbors faintly hearing “ITS MAPLE SYRUP IN A CANNN!!!!”
    Then just slowly calling 911

  • @eray4275
    @eray4275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    The speed that this devolved into markiplier drinking syrup is terrifying

  • @mr.beefyboidoody3539
    @mr.beefyboidoody3539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Mark: *asks maple syrup companie for sponsorship*
    Me: "Ah shit, here we go again"

  • @buggyboy586
    @buggyboy586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    “If you put butter in it, it tastes like butter”
    The words of a true poet.

    • @deeevsr
      @deeevsr ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes, and i will just say after a year you deserve a comment- you deserve more than one

    • @buggyboy586
      @buggyboy586 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deeevsr Thank you kind sir 🫡

    • @deeevsr
      @deeevsr ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@buggyboy586 😌

    • @Diamond40000
      @Diamond40000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A true poet indeed

    • @Lucifer_hazbin234
      @Lucifer_hazbin234 ปีที่แล้ว

      U have more subs then me🙂🫠

  • @sadieannabella9206
    @sadieannabella9206 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Wait he filmed "Edge of Sleep" Three years ago?!!?!?!?

  • @Chloe-pn4zh
    @Chloe-pn4zh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    good thing mark’s healthy protein pancakes balanced out the chugging of straight maple syrups

    • @humanbeing8283
      @humanbeing8283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those pancakes looked dry af. Lol

    • @marsonsaturn
      @marsonsaturn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@humanbeing8283 they werent made with butter or oil probably just a non stick pan

    • @humanbeing8283
      @humanbeing8283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marsonsaturn I can pretty much guarantee it was the protein powder he put in it. ;) They all tend to look like that.

  • @hunterfitch3530
    @hunterfitch3530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Mark: EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN A CAN THAN NOTHING IN NOTHING.

    • @agent8367
      @agent8367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ah yes the floor is made out of the floor

    • @Havron
      @Havron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NOT NOTHING EVERYTHING......ELSE.

  • @evanscot.t
    @evanscot.t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    Markiplier: “I am -60 percent maple syrup”
    *syrup starts leaking from him*

    • @iqceo4276
      @iqceo4276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you sure it aren’t something else

    • @livmccloskey2321
      @livmccloskey2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Since it’s -60, wouldnt it not be....omg QUICK WHATS THE OPPOSITE OF MAPLE SYRUP.

    • @breakfastpenguin6018
      @breakfastpenguin6018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His sweat is maple syrup

    • @williamshakespeare987
      @williamshakespeare987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@livmccloskey2321 mayonnaise

    • @rochelleiscanadian
      @rochelleiscanadian 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't know there was canned maple syrup. All i could think was yuck.

  • @wintersquash156
    @wintersquash156 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Plan b instead of drinking alcohol Mark drinks maple syrup

  • @ablockofbutter4395
    @ablockofbutter4395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    I've discovered the secret:
    "If you put butter in it... it tastes like butter."
    You have just exposed classified info. Please stay where you are.

    • @genericguy5998
      @genericguy5998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Block of butter it’s hot out better stay somewhere cool as so you don’t melt

    • @1SKRAAC1D
      @1SKRAAC1D 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh oh

    • @jessevires5465
      @jessevires5465 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The SCP foundation needs to adminoster amnestics

    • @andrewatkinson5348
      @andrewatkinson5348 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      FBI open up!!!

    • @Deleaubro
      @Deleaubro 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Canadians everywhere when he ruins the syrup: "Tabernac"

  • @himynameiscade
    @himynameiscade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    Who is going to tell him that “President’s Choice” is a budget brand?

    • @X.3.N.0.N.2
      @X.3.N.0.N.2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Is it called that because the U.S government's always cutting corners?

    • @amided3816
      @amided3816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@X.3.N.0.N.2 lmfao

    • @obiwankenobodyasked5989
      @obiwankenobodyasked5989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes. Your absolutely correct

    • @kekw9585
      @kekw9585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@X.3.N.0.N.2 pretty sure its not about the us government

    • @MonstaThecookie
      @MonstaThecookie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      he kept buying PC snacks in the other canadian food testing video and i kept crying at him thinking it was quality lol

  • @dennismennis13
    @dennismennis13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    "it's presidents choice"
    me, who works in a grocery store: "3 of them are presidents choice, black label is just their expensive version"

    • @trudycolborne2371
      @trudycolborne2371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I was a bit disappointed the were all grocery store syrups with no small producers included.

    • @solared
      @solared 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@trudycolborne2371 he just doesn't know better

    • @Kyosumari
      @Kyosumari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@trudycolborne2371 He's in Canada in a weird set of circumstances and likely not a lot of time to do a full on effort into it. And... let's be honest. Since when have any of his reviews ever been for legitimacy's sake? XD

    • @codywiebe34
      @codywiebe34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I noticed that too, lol he bought 3 nearly identical syrups

    • @laurakastrup
      @laurakastrup 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn’t it be the prime minister’s choice? They don’t have a president?! Unless they’re talking about the president of the company then it’s definitely the president’s choice alright

  • @nerdyfoxes8000
    @nerdyfoxes8000 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's been about a year and we still don't have the toothpaste review. Mark, we need a video of you brushing your teeth for like 12 straight minutes.

  • @unknown81000
    @unknown81000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    "If you put butter in it, it tastes like butter"
    -Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach

    • @ImIcestorm
      @ImIcestorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      -Mark “Mr. Buttersworth” Fischbach

  • @cherylstober6377
    @cherylstober6377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Mark: *mentions corn*
    Everyone who watched Unus Annus:
    O_o

    • @derpyduck264
      @derpyduck264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Are you talking about the Del Monte obsession, or the thick water?

    • @prystanski
      @prystanski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@derpyduck264 both, truly.

    • @arlisbartlett403
      @arlisbartlett403 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo wtf

    • @ir7pf282
      @ir7pf282 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Traumatised*

    • @darkionexar7538
      @darkionexar7538 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't bring Unus Anus. It die already

  • @dakotaskong759
    @dakotaskong759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    “Even though I barely touched them” *drinking the syrup straight from the bottle 5 mins earlier*

  • @bi.fruitsalad
    @bi.fruitsalad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “I’d like to start with an apology to the Canadian government”
    As a Canadian, please don’t 😭💀

  • @camrenjames6035
    @camrenjames6035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Mark is chugging maple syrup like he just lost his job and drinks to forget.

    • @veggiedragon1000
      @veggiedragon1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or he's an elf.

    • @boxodumb878
      @boxodumb878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's mark ok😐

    • @kevint1929
      @kevint1929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pop two flintstone gummies and slug a shot of syrup to forget about her

  • @bornvolcano
    @bornvolcano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    I know it's a Canadian stereotype that we chug a whole bottle of maple syrup every morning for breakfast, but seeing him ACTUALLY drinking maple syrup like that.... it's painful in a way I can't describe.

    • @crystalmarryatt1018
      @crystalmarryatt1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think they call that pain "Canadian Diabetes"

    • @katiesinkins877
      @katiesinkins877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s so jarring watching someone just chug it like that

    • @Audrey711
      @Audrey711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm so glad that people agree, I was scared I was the only one! It's just... too much. It reminds me of the maple iced cap at Tim's that I had years ago and... 😰

    • @eukian3701
      @eukian3701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you mean scared

    • @ThatGuy-dp5ni
      @ThatGuy-dp5ni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I used to drink out of the bottle until i realized how that affects my health