Random Arma 3 Antistasi Bullshittery - part 3/5

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  • Highlights from the May 2019 games of Arma 3: Antistasi with ZF. A game mode in which you play as a resistance faction, trying to take back Altis from an occupying force.
    All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
    My personal one - / sovietwomble
    Nevil's one - / holynevil12
    Links:
    0:49 - Gorty's artwork by - / bewbewdingo
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  • @colehartnett2360
    @colehartnett2360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5956

    And that’s it folks, see y’all again in 3-5 months

    • @dandan558
      @dandan558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Lol right

    • @kineticraptor3318
      @kineticraptor3318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Queue loony tunes tune

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      See y'all in therapy.

    • @excaliburrebel7881
      @excaliburrebel7881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bro do you understand how long these subtitles would take to make? You gotta give him time

    • @ryanvalentine4151
      @ryanvalentine4151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Excalibur Rebel r/whoooooosh

  • @negate3
    @negate3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5308

    "Are you cheating on me?"
    I see somebody told her about Sophia Miacova

    • @lazaruslongnl9046
      @lazaruslongnl9046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Had to google that.... person. And these jokes work if they are atleast somehwat believable.

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Lazarus LongNL it’s a joke from a ZF arma vid

    • @baccaismemebob2603
      @baccaismemebob2603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Lazarus LongNL
      Its an i side joke from the other arma vids
      Basically, in game they have to rescue a hostage. Cyanide names the hostage Sophia Miacova and talks of sexing her but the hostage is a male avatar with a male imitating a female voice. Cyanide kills "sophia" twice in the bullshittery whils everyone mocks him

    • @toastyproductions8345
      @toastyproductions8345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Lazarus LongNL understand the meme before you judge the meme... Psalm 10:13

    • @robdavis4951
      @robdavis4951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lazaruslongnl9046 big clown

  • @or10nsharkfin
    @or10nsharkfin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9454

    "Do you see those people on the hill, Corporal?"
    "Aye, sir."
    "I don't want to."
    "Aye, sir."

    • @sexyscales
      @sexyscales 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      How can anyone be this bloody clever???

    • @davidmadej5955
      @davidmadej5955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      TrellDragon Anasa maybe it’s not their cleverness that makes them genius but their terribleness that shines in the turdnip night. Lol I’ll jump off now.

    • @merlinious01
      @merlinious01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Where/ when was this said?

    • @noahandrulis9077
      @noahandrulis9077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@alexaa1 I know in The Weaver Option, which is a WH40K story, there this set of lines:
      “Gunners, do you see the ugly crimson hover-vehicles at eight hours coming in our direction?”
      “Yes, Colonel!”
      “I don’t want to.”

    • @naws69
      @naws69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      timestamp please

  • @dercarrot991
    @dercarrot991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9383

    “So we’re learning that the Americans have no chill”
    Bro, the Japanese bombed some ships and we dropped the sun twice

    • @markbaltazar6916
      @markbaltazar6916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

      I know what you're talking about and I love it.

    • @norjainvictus735
      @norjainvictus735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      The bombs were dropped in an attempt to end the war without having to basically kill half or more of the Japanese population at the time. Instead of the millions of deaths that were estimated in an invasion of Japan, 200,000 is a much gentler number.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +621

      Sgt Invictus Idk why TH-cam ate my comment but basically all of that is American propaganda, Japan was already surrendering. Japan also attacked a _military base_ while we _nuked two civilian cities_ which is legally a war crime...

    • @davidhoran7116
      @davidhoran7116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      ea sports, its in the game wow, stunning display of American arrogance.

    • @wojakthesoyboy
      @wojakthesoyboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@davidhoran7116 wow, stunning display of me not giving a fuck. As I said, the winner write the war crime, it's like how winners write history, Japan did war crimes, we didn't

  • @luibigghashtagdude274
    @luibigghashtagdude274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9630

    "We've just learned that Americans have no chill"
    Japan: *First Time?*

    • @generalfranky1905
      @generalfranky1905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I'm laughing way too hard at this XD

    • @ibpokin7437
      @ibpokin7437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The greatest comment I've ever seen

    • @markkiefer3243
      @markkiefer3243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      You're goddamn right we don't. Education? Nahhh...put all the cash into butchering people who have no chance in hell of fighting back, then wonder why we've got a national debt the size of the fucking moon.

    • @flamingtiger3629
      @flamingtiger3629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@markkiefer3243 damn right brother Holla at your Texan over here

    • @ln7929
      @ln7929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@markkiefer3243 if it makes you feel any better the Japanese did the exact same thing to the Chinese and POWs

  • @BlackstarKillFactory
    @BlackstarKillFactory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2164

    Cyanide "I'll be whatever you want me to be."
    Gorty "I wanna be single."
    There is no amount of water that could possibly heal that burn.

    • @tobiasforster6340
      @tobiasforster6340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      then use milk LoL

    • @eliasraine8726
      @eliasraine8726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean if she’s offering...

    • @eliasraine8726
      @eliasraine8726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean if she’s offering...

    • @arjun._.bbC6
      @arjun._.bbC6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eliasraine8726 I see what you did just there.

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *"I want you to be single for me"* FTFG

  • @BossyArio
    @BossyArio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4299

    "I will be whatever you want me to be"
    "I wanna be single"
    Oof

    • @waterymelon9640
      @waterymelon9640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Someone call the cops cuz we just witnessed a murder

    • @amirahnabilah4643
      @amirahnabilah4643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Ganesh BS well still considered pretty

    • @millerwhale
      @millerwhale 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bhismarazani6750 asking for a friend I presume?

    • @partyjerk
      @partyjerk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@watyhu99 The fuck, THAT counts as super hot? she isn't even top 20% of that age group looks-wise

    • @boyoncrack313
      @boyoncrack313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Ganesh BS you talk a whole lotta bullshit

  • @Kochie11
    @Kochie11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1702

    “Let’s go poke the Yanks” it’s probably the single most self-destructive line I’ve ever heard

    • @richardtaylor1652
      @richardtaylor1652 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      Imperial Japan in 1945: "Mistakes were made..."

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      ​@@richardtaylor1652 Here comes the sun

    • @Jadefox32
      @Jadefox32 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      ​@@Rurik_Luci"we sank 8 boats and they dropped the sun on us TWICE!"

    • @crackdchosen1
      @crackdchosen1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@Jadefox32 badger for the win!

    • @Bayano6
      @Bayano6 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Rurik_Luci Bringing you love and shining on everyone

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3413

    "We stole some shitty beat up truck and they send out a four million dollar drone?"
    Accurate US military tactics.

    • @zulda1396
      @zulda1396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I mean irl they'll call in mortar strikes on some random ass dude with a sniper rifle.

    • @hellsentthe3rd318
      @hellsentthe3rd318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      In france they used drones to stop manifrstants ...... they got destroyed by pigeons the same day

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@hellsentthe3rd318 I'd say a more accurate version is: the drones did their job, then shredded some pigeons, thus malfunctioning and plummeting to their destruction.

    • @hellsentthe3rd318
      @hellsentthe3rd318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@11Survivor well still couldn't stop the manifestants for longer than an afternoon

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hellsentthe3rd318 Eh.
      Drones suck anyways.

  • @hkill15
    @hkill15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4699

    "We stole a shitty beat up truck and they send a 4 million dollar drone?" As a member of the US military I can confirm this is how we flex

    • @Crankiebox99
      @Crankiebox99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      HunterK25 When you use a 2 Billion dollar plane with a 400,000 dollar bomb to bomb a 25 dollar tent

    • @comandernejo
      @comandernejo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      OVERKIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

    • @Umbrella4me
      @Umbrella4me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Cuz 'Merica.

    • @mlarson
      @mlarson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Crankiebox99 yeah

    • @kamronhiltunen245
      @kamronhiltunen245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yee, we do shit like this lol

  • @AtomicLord81
    @AtomicLord81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4970

    "The Americans have absolutely no chill."
    Womble, our defense budget is enormous for a reason.

    • @Engitainment
      @Engitainment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      "Defense" budget, yep

    • @dartfroglover99
      @dartfroglover99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Yep, we gotta defend those oil refineries somehow.

    • @calebwilson653
      @calebwilson653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Engitainment it.. is though :/

    • @Hitmanhawk
      @Hitmanhawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Engitainment Someone is salty

    • @aurelien5747
      @aurelien5747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hitman3000hawk how is that salty? he’s being sarcastic

  • @dusty2080
    @dusty2080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1983

    "No, no, America, you're not supposed to go all out right at the beginning! You're supposed to start off small and work your power level up over time!"
    "This is me starting off."
    "...Oh. Hey guys I think we're boned!"

    • @ryan_r44
      @ryan_r44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Dusty Wolfe I love the reference

    • @idontcarebut9212
      @idontcarebut9212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Ryan Repka what’s the referance?

    • @ryan_r44
      @ryan_r44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I don’t care, but it’s dragonball Z abridged but the broly movie

    • @discopotato4673
      @discopotato4673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lovely reference mate.

    • @thomaslavitola7789
      @thomaslavitola7789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I see you are a man of culture as well

  • @smugly6793
    @smugly6793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2042

    Soviet: “lets go poke the yanks”
    5 minutes later....
    “Why do I hear ride of the valkyries?”

    • @galis4383
      @galis4383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      "Let's go poke the yanks"
      5 minutes later
      "AMERICANS HAVE NO CHILL"

    • @piranha031091
      @piranha031091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lacking Chill since 1776 bruh

    • @SouthDakotanDrifter
      @SouthDakotanDrifter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he never read something involving the native-American VS the U.S government

    • @angrydragonslayer
      @angrydragonslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Southern Fun first accidental genocide in history

  • @TheColdsuit
    @TheColdsuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10499

    We can finally comprehend 75% of what Nevil says.

    • @ch1dd
      @ch1dd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      I must be slacking, still around 60%

    • @scnr2_235
      @scnr2_235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Michael mines 82%

    • @potatoslayer9526
      @potatoslayer9526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      What if I tell you I've always understand like 80% of what nevil says xD

    • @mannfred1440
      @mannfred1440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@potatoslayer9526 God among men

    • @bioncledudes4life
      @bioncledudes4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@mannfred1440 Nah, he's just fluent in idiot, like Cyanide.

  • @b00p196
    @b00p196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Womble: "Let us poke the yanks!"
    U.S: *So you have chosen...death.*

  • @romanlegion5837
    @romanlegion5837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    “We stole a beat up truck and they send out a four million dollar drone?”
    “The Americans have absolutely no chill”
    This describes the American reaction to most conflicts fairly accurately yes

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I mean, if you want to be considered a superpower, you have to act like one... I guess

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      When you're America, you need to do an "Appropriate" / "Proportional" response.

  • @jurekis9177
    @jurekis9177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3068

    When Maja said "I wanna be single" I just felt the pain of Cyainde and dropped my spaghetti [*]

    • @cbomb60
      @cbomb60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Never forgetti

    • @wuffle.d.biscut7600
      @wuffle.d.biscut7600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      If you look at it at another angle you can see it as an opportunity

    • @H3CR
      @H3CR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      But she's so hot

    • @coldnoodles2951
      @coldnoodles2951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The floor touched you spaghetteeee!!!

    • @holokyttaja5476
      @holokyttaja5476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hehe, Soviet's getting in there

  • @tenacityxl
    @tenacityxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    “I’ll be whatever you want me to me.”
    “I wanna be single!”
    Damn Gorty, stop! He’s already dead!

  • @jacobb8531
    @jacobb8531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "Hang on hes with the daily mail"
    *Gunfire*

  • @NerfPlayeR135
    @NerfPlayeR135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    When you poke the Yanks, the Yanks poke back.
    And by “poke” I mean “stab.”
    With a bayonet.
    And then they shoot you with the gun attached to the bayonet.

    • @Manly-Tears
      @Manly-Tears 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      More like, when you poke the Yanks, they drone strike you back to the Stone Age.

    • @thehoodedteddy1335
      @thehoodedteddy1335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Repeatedly

    • @demonikr1
      @demonikr1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      the gun also happens to be a .50 BMG Anti-Material Rifle

    • @AmphiStuG
      @AmphiStuG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@demonikr1 Which also happens to be (for unknown reasons) mounted atop an M1A2 Abrams MBT with a 120mm Rheinmetal smooth-bore cannon, which it then proceeds to shoot at the then bayoneted and shot target.

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner ปีที่แล้ว

      The US Military gets thirty billion dollars every year, and by God, they WILL spend every cent of it!!

  • @outka5tz
    @outka5tz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    "We stole a shitty beat up truck and they send out a 4 million dollar drone!?"
    That's America.

    • @dennisdexter5602
      @dennisdexter5602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You should really read the story about the tree cutting in the no man zone better the koreas

    • @AccidentalInsomniac427
      @AccidentalInsomniac427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's about sending a message.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HaTeRz A joke?? On a Sovietwomble video? Idk man sounds fake /s

    • @lootjunior
      @lootjunior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thats american oil in the truck, all the oil belongs to america

    • @outka5tz
      @outka5tz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jason Whittenburg indeed

  • @Billy7265
    @Billy7265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2152

    Aight wankers, see you all in 3 months for Part 4

    • @n00bKen
      @n00bKen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      True

    • @Dr1Villar
      @Dr1Villar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True, but we wait & then we laugh 👍🏻😂

    • @king.kthebest6158
      @king.kthebest6158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@holoqofholoqqia9503 idk, how about you crazy mother fr

    • @holoqofholoqqia9503
      @holoqofholoqqia9503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@king.kthebest6158 I'm doing fucking good thanks for asking.

    • @king.kthebest6158
      @king.kthebest6158 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@holoqofholoqqia9503 fu#$&@! noice

  • @rocketman544
    @rocketman544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    "You can't quote The Art of War to explain your overindulgence on snacks!"

  • @Blank55600
    @Blank55600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    6:26
    While they are planning, meanwhile in the Bradley IFV with a 25mm bushmaster auto cannon
    Spotter: Hey you see those fuckers on the hill?
    Gunner: Yeah
    Spotter: Delete them.

    • @GovernorBroadsideDS
      @GovernorBroadsideDS ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably foaming at the mouth waiting for clearance to smoke those fuckers

  • @kermanguy1877
    @kermanguy1877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4997

    Nevil had a shitload of character development in this episode, holy shit.

    • @MakiKata59
      @MakiKata59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      I personally enjoy every time he appears, and I'm amazed by Soviet's decoding abilities !

    • @peterpan23
      @peterpan23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      this plot wack, the director injected too much morphine in his ass

    • @isakthabro8233
      @isakthabro8233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      And Cyanide's hot girlfriend didn't?

    • @acedarakai1857
      @acedarakai1857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@isakthabro8233 *Crazy

    • @NoobGamer-mh4gj
      @NoobGamer-mh4gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MakiKata59 he has learned from master cyanide

  • @hottox8861
    @hottox8861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2028

    "Lets fight the americans"
    America: *laughs in annihilation*

    • @rewrew897
      @rewrew897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A wild S has appeared

    • @larsgeerlings4703
      @larsgeerlings4703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Trees: *Raugh in Vietnamese*

    • @graviler2514
      @graviler2514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      laughs in vietnamese

    • @dieterbotha87
      @dieterbotha87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      America: "So, you have chosen death."

    • @statik1445
      @statik1445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lars Geerlings not if we burn down all the trees

  • @charlx8979
    @charlx8979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “Hes with the daily mail”
    *murders*
    The Appropriate response

  • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
    @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    6:20 As an American I can definitively say:
    *"ITS NOT ABOUT THE TRUCK, ITS ABOUT TEACHING YOU FUCKS SOME RESPECC"*

    • @LoneWolf_432
      @LoneWolf_432 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol I agree

    • @c0nvict_pleb174
      @c0nvict_pleb174 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Respect! Mf you don’t respect your own peoples opinions by views alone 😂 (this is a joke btw don’t take it personally)

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5390

    Plot Twist: Cyanide’s Hot Girlfriend is leading the Americans.

    • @littleghost2271
      @littleghost2271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      It world make sense on what happened in 6:10-7:04

    • @diamondtron01
      @diamondtron01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      'Merica

    • @tasuu_
      @tasuu_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stephen Reed oh no

    • @leithesocialistyuricon8981
      @leithesocialistyuricon8981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Stephen Reed Well she *IS* as unstable as their president!

    • @littleghost2271
      @littleghost2271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Leiden The Yuricon is it sad that I agree with that

  • @massineben7198
    @massineben7198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2573

    Nevil actually speaks English better than ever. Cyanide and Womble didn't try to murder each other this episode, and act more "friendly" than usual.
    What kind of pararrel universe did we transform to?

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      If your mates chick is acting out you support your bro. I thought that was common knowledge.

    • @ryaquaza1571
      @ryaquaza1571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Cyanide still got fat shamed so give it awhile and they’ll be murdering each other just like old times

    • @BDR123
      @BDR123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Its russia dude

    • @BlackLegion12621
      @BlackLegion12621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      What sort of loopy land have we entered?

    • @charlieb4554
      @charlieb4554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The West Midlands

  • @noturgamergf1917
    @noturgamergf1917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "Lets go poke the yanks"
    *Queue fortunate son*

    • @sovi8762
      @sovi8762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *unfortunate son in this case

    • @youtubecensored9957
      @youtubecensored9957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guarantee you one of the pilots was probably playing that lmao

  • @Gothstana
    @Gothstana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "He's with the Daily Mail" is still one of my favorite jokes lmao

  • @CarlosDiaz-lh7cm
    @CarlosDiaz-lh7cm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3831

    *soviet revives Nevil*
    Nevil, an “intellectual:” AIJASLAHV-!
    *soviet puts Nevil out of his pain*

    • @socially_mute7086
      @socially_mute7086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Perfect onomatopoeia

    • @MaxSpider2000
      @MaxSpider2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@socially_mute7086 yeah pretty much. Although I thought he was saying "Allahu Akbar" in Nevil language.
      P.S. The "Nevil noises" meme would work too :)))

    • @Mrgrim888
      @Mrgrim888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "Hai1 Hit1er" lol
      I think that's the reason why he shot him. xD

    • @MaxSpider2000
      @MaxSpider2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Mrgrim888 lol that's all I hear now

    • @Ryan-mech-muffin
      @Ryan-mech-muffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And my like has gotten us to 666 likes. this comment is worthy

  • @aeroXjesus
    @aeroXjesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4292

    “No you can’t quote the art of war to explain your over indulgence in snacks!” That one got me

    • @AllisonDeereVR
      @AllisonDeereVR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "BUT ITS SZUN TZU SOVIET"

    • @viacheslav1
      @viacheslav1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Senx Jizuz

    • @ThuhElement
      @ThuhElement ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!! Hahaha

    • @huzzo9674
      @huzzo9674 ปีที่แล้ว

      I decided to go into the comments right when he was saying that and I read this in perfect time with when he said it

  • @rlenn6512
    @rlenn6512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "We stole a shitty beat up truck and they sent a $4 million drone?!" Predator drones are sold in "packages" of four for $64 million. So that is $16 million a piece.

  • @albertsu3523
    @albertsu3523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Imagine just parachuting into a foreign country and then just getting mugged by the rebels

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fallschirmjäger, getting mugged by civilian farmers in Créte: *Coughing*

  • @strangeonexd4776
    @strangeonexd4776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12579

    The utter joy in the statement;
    "It's me mate, BENJI"
    Makes me happy

  • @kordarron3501
    @kordarron3501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1747

    “We stole a truck and they send a 4 million dollar drone?”
    US military in a nutshell

    • @metalswifty23
      @metalswifty23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Horseyyy ` triggered much

    • @tomerion3115
      @tomerion3115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@nikdo100 what if hes from Vietnam?

    • @Kath2378
      @Kath2378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@metalswifty23 The Yank has been successfully poked

    • @zap3231
      @zap3231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@nikdo100 Portugal here. No you haven't XD

    • @TamLe-bj2yl
      @TamLe-bj2yl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Horseyyy ` hello, vietnamese with a tree

  • @Haituga
    @Haituga ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:45 As CGP Grey once said:
    'When push comes to shove, America can shove.'

  • @Thagesthoughts
    @Thagesthoughts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The exasperation in Nevil's voice when he said, "Eeeeverything," I felt that in my soul.

  • @johnnycajxrt
    @johnnycajxrt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15529

    When Cy’s girlfriend said, “I wanna be single,” that even hurt me. Oof

  • @carmelo6546
    @carmelo6546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This is the most accurate representation of America I've ever seen

  • @sanddry738
    @sanddry738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    6:05 that was what I expected when it comes the the “appropriate” response

  • @thirstysailor579
    @thirstysailor579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5212

    Everyone gangsta until the Americans show up with air support.

    • @coreytaylor447
      @coreytaylor447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      fun fact! the US does not send troops anywhere with out air superiority

    • @5678sothourn
      @5678sothourn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Devon Crusader And you like it

    • @houseslippers7732
      @houseslippers7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      "Anyone who has to fight, even with the most modern weapons, against an enemy in complete command of the air, fights like a savage against modern European troops, under the same handicaps and with the same chances of success." Erwin Rommel

    • @cstgraphpads2091
      @cstgraphpads2091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Devon Crusader Someone's upset.

    • @theman5887
      @theman5887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Devon Crusader lol was it your first day on /pol/? Think you're le redpilled xdxdxd because you used some parentheses?

  • @horatiofakkeldij5570
    @horatiofakkeldij5570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1896

    “Okay there’s been multiple reports of a resistance group how should we deal with this?”
    US military: “yes”

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      US Military: th-cam.com/video/U1mlCPMYtPk/w-d-xo.html

    • @MrToymaster1
      @MrToymaster1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Laughs in A10 warthog

    • @RedShocktrooperRST
      @RedShocktrooperRST 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      How to tell if you're fighting the Americans:
      If after a few minutes of shooting at them and not getting shot at back, your position is suddenly completely fucking flattened by artillery, air support, or most likely both, you can easily tell you're fighting the Americans.

    • @attilakovacs5040
      @attilakovacs5040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Horatio Fakkeldij *speaks in UH-60 Black Hawks and Attack Helos*

    • @smittenmovie3078
      @smittenmovie3078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RedShocktrooper send in the AC-130

  • @CrashB111
    @CrashB111 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:45 "The Americans have absolutely no chill"
    *Laughs in Operation: Paul Bunyan*

  • @jasonritchie8758
    @jasonritchie8758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “Let’s go poke the Yanks” Japan tried that. All I can say is: “Here comes the sun! Do do do do!”

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣 Beautiful comment. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sorrienkalos83
    @sorrienkalos83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    "Let's go poke the Yanks."
    Bold words for someone in liberating distance...

    • @onebigfatguy
      @onebigfatguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "Time for a dose of FREEDOM"

    • @harleyretherford6329
      @harleyretherford6329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      We yanks will poke back with overpowered and awesome freedom slingers.

    • @ToastGamingNCrew
      @ToastGamingNCrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A freedom slug a day
      will keep the insurgents away!

    • @Tman_Hall
      @Tman_Hall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      America:
      "My parents aren't home"
      "I can't come over"
      "There's terrorists and oil"
      "I'll be there with our entire armed forces _and_ Coast Guard in 10 minutes"

    • @yapyap5325
      @yapyap5325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This by far my most favorite comment ever

  • @RerrardedRedneck73
    @RerrardedRedneck73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    "We stole a small shitty truck and they sent out a four million dollar drone" 🤣🤣sounds like the Americans

    • @Thorn19774
      @Thorn19774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Man theyre not wrong theres a video of an A-10 strafing a pair of insurgents on a vespa.

    • @RealWindBreaker
      @RealWindBreaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Too be fair the americans has done weirder stuff

    • @jonathany1240
      @jonathany1240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oil can be used to buy many drones

    • @BrianE_93
      @BrianE_93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Thorn19774 I know there's only one outcome of A-10 versus Vespa but a part of me wants to believe the Vespa got away

    • @zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040
      @zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I knew trump was overdoing some shit but to actually deploy a FCKING QUADRON HELI ON ZF CLAN IS REALLY WEIRD man only one guy is enough to kill them all they'll murder each other to know who'll execute him

  • @jackscully25
    @jackscully25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Soviet: pokes Americans American attack helis: Fortunate Son plays

  • @noahholderman5725
    @noahholderman5725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:13 “I have failed you, Cyanide. I have failed you.”

  • @metalmine1017
    @metalmine1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    “But she’s so hot though, it’s worth it” Cyanide 2019

    • @IcePho
      @IcePho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wasn't that a line in Adventure Time? With Flame Princess?

    • @drapas
      @drapas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@IcePho maybe, but i don't remember any dicks being mentioned

    • @metalmine1017
      @metalmine1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The IcePhoenix if your talking about Cartoon Network pretty sure not the dick joke

    • @easyhq4475
      @easyhq4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally wortg ut

    • @ffadicto
      @ffadicto 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is right though

  • @NitroDrifter8864
    @NitroDrifter8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8576

    Soviet "Lets go poke the yanks"
    USMC: "Oh look,"
    *loads gun
    "Victims"

    • @ArgolasBowmaster
      @ArgolasBowmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Well you're not wrong

    • @travishabursky4362
      @travishabursky4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Kill.

    • @josephheflin2272
      @josephheflin2272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Killllllll

    • @ScoutJohn2102
      @ScoutJohn2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Jerry I have told you countless times they are "terrorrists".

    • @TheKingBacca
      @TheKingBacca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      We are the country known for full scale offensive measurements over the smallest shit what did Womble think was gonna happen?

  • @nilesyensel7516
    @nilesyensel7516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:28
    “It’s a small checkpoint. We’ll be alright.”
    * *proceeds to get lit up by autocannon* *

  • @Takoala
    @Takoala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That "It's my mate, Benji!" was kind of cute, ngl

  • @LetumComplexo
    @LetumComplexo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    ZF: "Lets go poke the yanks"
    America: *laughs in overwhelming firepower and disproportionate response*

    • @xxvorlandxx52
      @xxvorlandxx52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Probably poked them before they could get their morning coffee.

    • @food_toobs8333
      @food_toobs8333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@xxvorlandxx52 you ever had MRE coffee? That wouldn't save them lol

    • @JamesDavis-mm2mi
      @JamesDavis-mm2mi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just like real life😂

    • @ScoutJohn2102
      @ScoutJohn2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      American Military: So you have chosen ..... *DEATH*

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Honestly, this response is basically the US in real life. We'll do anything to minimize our casualties while maximizing the casualties of our enemies. Except for depopulating entire countries. We could do that if we wanted to, but that'd mean committing war crimes. Mainly genocide.

  • @SAVikingSA
    @SAVikingSA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3636

    it's 2019 and Soviet just learned that Americans have no chill

    • @tonyliu6749
      @tonyliu6749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I mean comon they shot up their own school, shopping center, movie theaters, bars and god knows what else, it should be a very established fact that they got no chill

    • @billmelater6470
      @billmelater6470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@tonyliu6749 We also shoot back at them, but you'll never see that covered in media.

    • @yapyapthedestroyer8379
      @yapyapthedestroyer8379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@billmelater6470 because it goes against their narrative.

    • @GamerBurgerz
      @GamerBurgerz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@billmelater6470 an infinitesimally small amount that in no way mitigates the wider, systemic issue of gun violence, you mean

    • @ChronoTriggerHappy
      @ChronoTriggerHappy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@GamerBurgerz My guns have yet to decide they want to kill someone, its mental health that's the problem, its a shit system if you dont have people to really fall back on

  • @dr.muller3243
    @dr.muller3243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Moogle: “I just shot a policemen”
    Womble: “That’s illegal
    Edberg: “well we are an illegal insurgency”
    Womble: “THAT’S EVEN MORE ILLEGAL?”
    Is Womble even an insurgent or an insurgency for politeness?

  • @NilesBlackX
    @NilesBlackX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:13 "The driver's an idiot"
    The driver: Ahnuld noises

  • @BrutusMaximusAurelius
    @BrutusMaximusAurelius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2842

    Is it me, or has Neville's English improved ever so slightly?
    ACCIDENTS HAPPEN!

    • @haraken3119
      @haraken3119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Practice is key to improvement... that very sentence must have been said innumerable times... especially within that clan.

    • @vergeliteknight6416
      @vergeliteknight6416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A little improvement

    • @csgas0
      @csgas0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      you're becoming fluent in idiot

    • @jivasche3029
      @jivasche3029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @Levi Nitsah holy shit, it explained why Nevil can only say fuck you back then

    • @hellsentthe3rd318
      @hellsentthe3rd318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm not even sure if it's nevil now

  • @sketchyirishman8975
    @sketchyirishman8975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1796

    Womble: “lets go poke the yanks”
    Americans: *maniacal laughter* “round three it is crumpet boy”

    • @CC-tl3zs
      @CC-tl3zs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      American Revolution One: Freedom Rings Motha Fucka
      American Revolution Two:
      Freedom Rings Again
      American Revolution There:
      Stop Running, You’ll Only Die Tired

    • @anger_birb
      @anger_birb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      “Crumpet boy”

    • @LocalDeepstateAgent
      @LocalDeepstateAgent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But they're playing as a greek illegal insurgency fighting the US american occupation...

    • @sketchyirishman8975
      @sketchyirishman8975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CC 6871 FUCK YEAH

    • @nanakolikesfire5964
      @nanakolikesfire5964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Womble is crumpet boy

  • @SoraRaida
    @SoraRaida 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:49 I lost my shit because of this scene hahahahahahah. It's just so comedy cold. The one who spotted them was so chill, and two guys on a ATV honking at the journalist while someone's laughing in the background

  • @thechineserussian
    @thechineserussian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just hearing Womble casually talk with people and asking how they're doing really warms my heart

  • @zmaharia
    @zmaharia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2901

    "I will be whatever you want me to be"
    "I wanna be single"
    Is that teasing, bullying or flirting i can't tell

    • @idiocyincorporated7635
      @idiocyincorporated7635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      Yes

    • @beanieboogie9526
      @beanieboogie9526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Por que no los tres?

    • @GoodBoiStuff
      @GoodBoiStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Its MikeyHere honestly my girl can dog me as hard as she wants but when she says shit like that I get violently insecure

    • @TheRougeSky
      @TheRougeSky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Honestly it really depends on the relationship it can be any of those or all of them at once. So Idiocy Inc. isn't wrong with the simple "Yes" answer.

    • @SimpleNobody2420
      @SimpleNobody2420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All of the above.

  • @fausto123
    @fausto123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    1:59 *I Wanna Be Single* It's happening, that's your moment Soviet.

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      There's a problem with your logic sir.

    • @saytans7497
      @saytans7497 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      a moment to shine!

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think he wants to

    • @scyonpyon
      @scyonpyon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      but its worth it

    • @old_boy9030
      @old_boy9030 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yandere confirmed

  • @DarkFlamesDarkness
    @DarkFlamesDarkness ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'd wanna be single living with that woman too. "Are you cheating on me" out of the blue is the biggest red flag.

    • @7sins_of_life
      @7sins_of_life 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There is that thing called "making a joke" and that's obviously what Maja was doing. Don't judge other people's relationship on a single clip that obviously a joke.

    • @DarkFlamesDarkness
      @DarkFlamesDarkness 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@7sins_of_life That's like joking about rape. It's not a good joke.

    • @7sins_of_life
      @7sins_of_life 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DarkFlamesDarkness You did not just compare these two things, right? That comparison is ridiculous. And even if you didn't like her joke, it was a joke between her and cy. She made a joke, he talked about it and you judge their relationship on a story cy told without any context (like if jokes like this are normal for them or if both of them make jokes like that towards each other). And obviously cy told that story because he thought it was funny.

    • @DarkFlamesDarkness
      @DarkFlamesDarkness 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@7sins_of_lifeIts not the only time shes done this, she done stuff like stress testing the relationship on stream with him & hes talked several times over the years about other red flags shes shown. Why you came in thinking I only saw this clip I have no idea. Maybe you just wanted to fight.
      Or do you do that sort of thing like stress testing your relationships & I made you feel bad about you doing it in the past?

    • @7sins_of_life
      @7sins_of_life 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DarkFlamesDarkness I just said that you can't judge their relationship on clips, because that's not how they always act towards each other offline. The entire point I tried to explain was that you can't judge their relationship, you just can't. You don't know enough about it. What you see in streams does not necessarily reflect what's happening irl. And they seem to have a good, working relationship from what I can see online. I can't judge anything beyond that, just like you can't.
      And why are you suddenly attacking me? You suddenly assume stuff about my past/ present relationships on what grounds? Because I said that you can't judge peoples relationships on clips and jokes/ stories? You don't know about me, my relationships or anything.

  • @Goldiloxz
    @Goldiloxz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I've been saying "my mate benji" for years but only now I've realised it came from you. Cheers!

  • @bombaya85
    @bombaya85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2062

    Remember kids, hit enough subs on YT, you too can live off six videos a year.

    • @toastytoaster2797
      @toastytoaster2797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      He also streams on Twitch

    • @Daddythicky
      @Daddythicky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yes he streams a lot on twitch

    • @kubaklimek1949
      @kubaklimek1949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He doesn't monetise his TH-cam videos

    • @skilletfan932
      @skilletfan932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      i know it's bait, but he does stream for his content, and I highly doubt he'd be able to monetize these videos with the "Fuck" word in them.

    • @Starcatplays
      @Starcatplays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm trying my best here!

  • @tommiairaksinen9253
    @tommiairaksinen9253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4093

    "it's my mate Benji"
    For some odd reason a pint or two with Benji sounds like a terrific idea.

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Anyone is a drinking mate if you're an alcoholic

    • @g.w.k.y6869
      @g.w.k.y6869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kamikaze4172 I swear nobody can make a harmless comment without someone getting overly dramatic about it.

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@g.w.k.y6869 How is that dramatic? That too was a joke

    • @g.w.k.y6869
      @g.w.k.y6869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kamikaze4172 Ah, okay. sorry dude, i didn't catch on at all.

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@g.w.k.y6869 Depends on how you read it. I've been saying that a long while. If you enjoy a drink? You can enjoy it with anyone

  • @screeny30
    @screeny30 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    even after 3 years, I really like how he said "that's my mate Benji" :D he sound so proud :D

  • @FullyB8ked
    @FullyB8ked ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “The Americans have no chill”
    To quote RussianBadger,
    “Our army is perfectly equipped to contend with the Americans. We attacked 3 boats, THEY DROPPED THE SUN ON US TWICE.”

  • @baubaskaubas3166
    @baubaskaubas3166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4491

    "Let's go poke the Yanks"
    *pokes the Yanks*
    *In the distance, Fortunate Son starts playing*

  • @windowsxp2269
    @windowsxp2269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    ‘It’s a small checkpoint we’ll be alright’
    Apparently misses the Bradley

    • @diablofrag2177
      @diablofrag2177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You called? Or did I miss the Bradley too?

    • @kssar2056
      @kssar2056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One word "camouflage"

    • @cursedhawkins1305
      @cursedhawkins1305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@diablofrag2177 Its a tank m8.

    • @diablofrag2177
      @diablofrag2177 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cursedhawkins1305 r/woooosh??

  • @Peta_CHAD69
    @Peta_CHAD69 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ah, the finest Altis liberation fighters, also known as "the Altistics".

  • @JUKEBOXBEAN_02
    @JUKEBOXBEAN_02 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Soviet: “Wtf are you doing”
    Nevil: “engaging the E-“ *gets shot immediately*

  • @gh0st2357
    @gh0st2357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    “I wanna be single” almost shed a tear for cyanide

  • @yourunclebob4964
    @yourunclebob4964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2390

    Soviet: *looks at outpost*
    Americans: So you have chosen death

    • @o2heavy743
      @o2heavy743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Your pfp made it funnier

    • @khar_azgakk
      @khar_azgakk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have 52 subs my guy

    • @yourunclebob4964
      @yourunclebob4964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      xX _Supreme_Memes_ Xx fixed

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      (Sees a vehicle specifically designed to fuck up enemy soldiers)
      “This will be easy”

    • @vocalvortexstudios2058
      @vocalvortexstudios2058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Womble and ZF has chosen to seige an american outpost, making them tonights *_Biggest Losers_*

  • @subject7325
    @subject7325 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Arma equivalent of Attack on Titan: The Yanks

  • @g4dget-junior
    @g4dget-junior ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Is Cyanide In The Gun?"
    "Of Course He Is"
    "That Explains It"

  • @seagull8957
    @seagull8957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1652

    "We've learned the Americans have no chill"
    Hey when we smell oil there is no time for "chill"

    • @ericzhao2475
      @ericzhao2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      no time for chill only got time for drill

    • @BadBonsai
      @BadBonsai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Us Armi version of Netflix and chill: Drill before chill

    • @BaHy_23_01_2K
      @BaHy_23_01_2K 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotta go fast, boiiiii

    • @AnIridescentWolf
      @AnIridescentWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      America has an oil fetish, it js literally always horny for oil and wjll nkt let insurgents kinkshame them without getting its vengeance

    • @tbr9990
      @tbr9990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      american the biggest terrorist ever ... then people get mad over 9/11 jokes ...

  • @itsTarooox
    @itsTarooox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6824

    You’re early Soviet, this video wasn’t due for another 2 months.

    • @perrysalarada5530
      @perrysalarada5530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was 2 months

    • @whynotll83
      @whynotll83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      you spelled 5 years wrong.

    • @AchmadAs-sidiq
      @AchmadAs-sidiq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Part 2 is when i was 13, now i'm 18

    • @TheCasualSubculturist
      @TheCasualSubculturist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@AchmadAs-sidiq Next time video is out, you will be able to drink.

    • @jackdaniels6536
      @jackdaniels6536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Holy shit, this time i could understand Nevil. Looks like he got himself a better mic

  • @coltonpatterson7632
    @coltonpatterson7632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Womble:the Americans have no chill
    America having the number 1 military

  • @CaloBrown
    @CaloBrown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    During the absolutely no chill montage I was chanting U.S.A! 🤣

  • @TommysMatchbook
    @TommysMatchbook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2407

    "Three choppers full of *special forces* just turned up."
    That's the scariest thing I can imagine.

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It really is
      The most scary real thing at least

    • @kaibean8046
      @kaibean8046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Insurgency quartet: OOOOHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

    • @taliawtf6944
      @taliawtf6944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Considering they only sent one to bump off Bin Laden yeah. xD

    • @Phantom-qr1ug
      @Phantom-qr1ug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@taliawtf6944 Question is which Spec Ops team was sent this time. 1st SFOD-D (Delta Force)? DEVGRU (SEAL Team Six)? Green Berets? Or maybe the occupation is a multi-national task force led by the US with European allies and those guys were SAS or 1st RPIMA or SOG or some shit like that.

    • @taliawtf6944
      @taliawtf6944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@Phantom-qr1ug Either way it would result in womble screaming like a girl so I am fine with any of them. xD

  • @Bayleaf6399
    @Bayleaf6399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26839

    Either Nevil's English has improved or we've all become fluent in Idiot

    • @Thesixthgoon
      @Thesixthgoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2108

      why not both?

    • @Bayleaf6399
      @Bayleaf6399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +820

      @@Thesixthgoon why not indeed

    • @stevennelson5464
      @stevennelson5464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +958

      Well the... the subtitles help...

    • @Seb-Storm
      @Seb-Storm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@Thesixthgoon damn you beat me I was gonna say both too

    • @B0TFrosty
      @B0TFrosty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Probably the second option

  • @the_jones528
    @the_jones528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:45 "The Americans have absolutely no chill!"
    Yep. Thank God I live here.

  • @darthdragonborn1076
    @darthdragonborn1076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:25 was in the same position and can confirm,was worth it

  • @patricknolanpatricknolan2824
    @patricknolanpatricknolan2824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3075

    You are fighting American occupation and some how cyanide s girlfriend is the most dangerous thing in this video

    • @starkiller140
      @starkiller140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      That's what the ZF clan is all about

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Vietnam and afghanistan kinda established they are rather harmless
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      If you are an under developed civilisation living in tunnels.

    • @sett1583
      @sett1583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Copy that

    • @joepolitics1218
      @joepolitics1218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jartran72 *laughs in 15:1 kill ratio*

    • @shadowfayte1
      @shadowfayte1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      is she an American girlfriend? cause maybe thats why

  • @MrRoombastic
    @MrRoombastic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3229

    "They sent a 4 million dollar drone for this old truck?"
    Womble america doesnt negotiate with terrorists, you know this

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Remember the bagers.

    • @spetzo1212
      @spetzo1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      No, they just send them weapons

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Honestly it's kind of just out of principle at that point, you stole our truck so we'll steal your life..... And that of everybody that has the bowls to side with you.

    • @sundeepparhar1126
      @sundeepparhar1126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Specially not SOVIET terrorists...

    • @cheetonips6399
      @cheetonips6399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It do, but just sometimes

  • @leomorris1773
    @leomorris1773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Talking about Maja being insane while soviet loads an invisible mag into his rifle

  • @millerwhale
    @millerwhale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That businessman was actually just an investor checking in on his investments' progress toward glory.

  • @benlyon5118
    @benlyon5118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1708

    As an American, I must profess my disappointment that no nukes were launched to take out that stolen truck.

    • @ToastGamingNCrew
      @ToastGamingNCrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      They should've launched an immediate "counter-attack" to the surrounding area, taking complete control of the island, and send 500 marines after them.

    • @peterd5387
      @peterd5387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Smh we didn’t even deploy 300,000 ground troops and 100,000 tanks within 15 minutes. I’m embarrassed as an American.

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be honest Nukes haven't been used since WWII.

    • @chillbill1497
      @chillbill1497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      if this game would be realistic the americans would have launched preventive retaliatory strike immediately

    • @galacticupfan7386
      @galacticupfan7386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I’m disappointed we didn’t release a statement about how it was “a tragedy too be remembered in American history for the sacrifices of our soldiers” and then methodically slaughtering everyone on the island.

  • @jamieyang7589
    @jamieyang7589 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Soviet: “let’s go poke the damn yanks”
    USA entire military: “oh? You’re approaching me?”

  • @litonewo3080
    @litonewo3080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6:07 You missed a golden opportunity to play “Murica’ fuck yea”

  • @ru5h1n68
    @ru5h1n68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1510

    I love how Womble went through all the effort of healing Nevil just so he could murder him himself. Thats the level of petty I aspire to be.

    • @tigros40208
      @tigros40208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      If you watched this stream you actually get more of a reason he did it. He drove Edburg, I think, straight into another checkpoint. Soviet found their jeep and bodies while he was covert. They were talking about it right after this point. A little later he shows up driving a car towing like 2 or 3 others behind it for shits and giggles. One of the other ZF guys wanted to waste him with a rocket but Soviet reminded how pissed he would be getting TKed twice that quickly.

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@tigros40208 so his name isn't just a name remember he was "Holy N'evil" but soviet called him nevil and he turned into a broken english machine of insults

    • @Vahkii
      @Vahkii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheGuardDuck He has a speech impediment.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Vahkii Well, obviously, but can't he have both?

    • @redreboot483
      @redreboot483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tigros40208 also he said heil hitler right after soviet rezzed him

  • @skymanmcd6012
    @skymanmcd6012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1698

    “It’s really f*cking simple I wouldn’t recommend shooting at me because your gun goes pew pew but my f*cking gun goes BRRRRRRRRT”

    • @raijinarthur1143
      @raijinarthur1143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ayy I remember that

    • @no1u-know532
      @no1u-know532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hell yes.But the Americans gun make his look like a 9mm

    • @dieselfiend73
      @dieselfiend73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dillon the A10 Warthog is an American aircraft...

    • @zombee0036
      @zombee0036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Liquid Snake It is a A10 reference, the sound "BRRRRRT" is created by an A10 MG

    • @kappakappa1307
      @kappakappa1307 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zombee 003 yup.

  • @theofficialguy
    @theofficialguy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nevil! What are you doing?!
    "To do what men do" - Nevil
    Goddamn thats badass

  • @darknovagaming3626
    @darknovagaming3626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    First rule of being American: If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
    Also America: There's no kill, like overkill.

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "There is no death, only liberation"

    • @darknovagaming3626
      @darknovagaming3626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@timewellspent8137 Eye for eye? Nah. Armageddon for life.

    • @darknovagaming3626
      @darknovagaming3626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@timewellspent8137 Here's a better one. It's a D&D joke.
      DM: Poke the yanks... Roll 1 d20.
      ZF Clan: *rolls a 1* Fu-
      DM: You remember Hiroshima? Your gonna wish you were Hiroshima.

    • @57thorns
      @57thorns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Also America: There is no eating like overeating.

    • @jamesonspub2440
      @jamesonspub2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@57thorns oh fuck you dude

  • @weirdfantasy00
    @weirdfantasy00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1269

    Nevil is both a blessing and a curse.
    You could almost say he's Holyn'evil.

  • @legomaniac213
    @legomaniac213 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On today's episode of Arma 3: The Badgers find out why America doesn't have Universal Healthcare.