The sheer, unadulterated terror in Soviet's voice when he drops a grenade is magnificent. Almost as scary for him as any time he hears the words "check the motion tracker"
Soviet what I love about your channel and the people you play with is you’re literally playing and streaming just to have fun. And that makes it all so much more enjoyable and it doesn’t feel forced
( What i picture after 1:29 ) (Los Santos Police Department) LSPD: * Knocks on door * Gambit: Hello? Officer: Yeah, this is Officer Johnathan, from the LSPD. We got a report of a disturbance from a nearby Apartment room, saying you guys are too loud. Gambit: Oh yeah, sorry, Womble just locked himself in the bathroom. Officer: *Again?* Okay, im getting FDSA now. (Fire Department of San Andreas) *Hour later.* Firefighters: One, Two, *Three!* * Knocks down door * Womble: Oh thank christ! Fire Chief: Civilian has been rescued from his bathroom, were returning to HQ. Womble: Thank you so much. These utter pricks locked me in here. Officer: Guys, leave him alone, or answer to me. And Womble, Stop locking yourself in bathrooms...
5:43 Notice how quickly this decision was made. This dude just turns on a fucking dime and tries to disable the cop, even killing himself in the process. The sheer amount of commitment involved is staggering.
What do rocket launchers fire when they are broken?: This question is a means of preventing automated form submissions by spambots. What in the actual fuck am i supposed to do with this register question..... its like saying what happens when a car is driving without a fucking engine
I loved the ending. He is flashing money like crazy at the stripper on stage. And the moment he says "and now I'm poor." She books it. Exit stage left!!!
So your arma 3 Bullshittery video part 5 I believe was recommended for me for like 2 days and I finally clicked on it and I fucking laughed like never before on TH-cam, then I watched all the other Parts and now I'm watching all the videos xD
6 Years later its almost sad how much of a clusterfuck the game is now with the spergy children zooming around with their oppressors. Submarine missiles Supercopters etc etc..
Pretty sure those kids more likely have ADHD and a good ol dose of being spoiled, rather than having Asperger's. Yes, I know you didn't mean it literally, but as someone with Asperger's, I don't really appreciate it being used as an insult.
@@demonicloaf2100 The term sperg comes from a twitch streamer called Asmongold to describe morons who want to do anything for attention and to ruin others fun. Just because you have aspergers and you're sensitive doesn't mean you should immediately assume people are talking about a disability you happen to have. So curb your self importance.
@@smiIingman Well, it's not unfair to connect "spergy" and "Asperger's". Maybe "sperg" is actually just a nonsense word or something with no connection to Asperger's, but I suppose only Asmongold knows that (unless he's said so). There was no way for Demonic Loaf to know about Asmongold's use of "sperg" anyway without watching him. It's not like you made any reference to him in your original comment. I didn't take offense to "spergy" when you said it, even though I too have Asperger's. But are you aware that Asperger's is basically just high-functioning autism? So "sperg" is most probably just Asmongold getting around the potential backlash that could come from saying "autistic". Given that, it's also not unfair for someone with Asperger's to not appreciate "spergy" as an insult. I suppose Demonic Loaf was assuming the connection, but again, it's not a difficult connection to make. It would be like if you said "tistic" as an insult, someone with autism assuming you meant "autistic", them saying that they don't appreciate it, and then you coming back by saying they're being too sensitive and should get off their high horse. I get it if the extent of your knowledge about the term "sperg" was just that it's something a twitch streamer says sometimes. But if you did realize the connection, and how it could be offensive, then you're just being an asshole.
@@smiIingman I was never not chill. As I already said, I didn't take offense or anything. But I know some people think that if you don't appreciate something you say, then you must be too sensitive. Sometimes that's true, but sometimes it isn't. I just wanted to make sure you and any others who read that know that "sperg" might not be as funny as it sounds.
@@jeffreythelad8398 This man probably completely forgot he made this comment 2 years ago. Only to have you find it and call him out. It took a while but you eventually found him
the being trapped in a bathroom gives me reminders of secondary school, theres was a jaitors room always open near our classroom, every now and then a new person would join and we would sacrifice him to the janitors room and shout "SACRIFICIAL CHAMBER"
"I'm now poor" *stripper runs away*
Fucking golden timing.
Just like in real life
nevil why
Not just that, but she ran away like a bullet, not just jogging. XD
SIMP
Cyanide might be alright in a gunfight that breaks out in the middle of a heard of zebras and giraffes but as soon as a lion comes he's screwed.
*_Herd._*
@@shiroaranea2741 You're suuuuper smart, very smart.
Why did I take so long to understand that?
Well actually if he just runs between both the lion will be confused and if he can keep up with the herd he will be ok !!
"I'm now poor." (Stripper runs away) "Come back, let me love you!" That is by far the most realistic thing in GTA
I absolutely admire their witty and clever sense of humour... Wish I was like that.
FacelessTex hahaha right
FacelessTex care to explain?
FacelessTex you said just give them about everything
This is not normal humor. This is... advanced humor.
***** haha nah but my point was that they have a very witty sense of humor which I wish I had xD
HE ACTUALLY DOES LOOK LIKE HIS GTA CHARACTER BUT WITH A BEARD
I was going to say that.
Came back to this video to cross reference XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
SO HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH 😂
🤣🤣🤣
The sheer, unadulterated terror in Soviet's voice when he drops a grenade is magnificent. Almost as scary for him as any time he hears the words "check the motion tracker"
1:15 "What's happening? The door's blocked." -SWAT 4
You're in my way, sir.
Hahahah now all together
@@foxtrotsierraproductions8626 Now you know why the door's blocked.
And what's happening.
I think there's nothing more loud than Wombles laugh, I could stand next to a jet engine with my phone on low and it would cause an earthquake
lol
Arma 3 Random Bullshittery Part 5, enjoy
"At least 12 jews"
Omg why XD
+ElephantOnAHill shhhhhh
+ElephantOnAHill so funny::D
Edward Blom original
666 likes
Didn't get the joke. someone explain
Please encourage Cyanide to make his own channel he is the man XD
Just like Joey from friends? Probably better to keep him where he is.
twitch.tv/Cyanideplaysgames I think is his stream atleast.
BlackC_TR he has a TH-cam channel
BlackC_TR what's the name of the channel
Billi Rox no he doesn't you fucking idiot
You guys seem fun as hell to play with!
TeaRex ed
Fletchix how?
BULLSHIT YES XD
Yea, and Nep is pretty hot (but not as hot as my future gf)
Still not as hot as Cyanide’s girlfriend though
Soviet what I love about your channel and the people you play with is you’re literally playing and streaming just to have fun. And that makes it all so much more enjoyable and it doesn’t feel forced
3:30 "if you fall over, your on your own." Says the guy in high heels
"Massive Collossal Cuntasaurus" lmao! brilliant! x'D
You are all great together. Doesn't matter which game. :)
"how many people can you fit in a shower?"
"About twelve Jews!
Fucking brilliant
i didnt get it.Can you explain?
Ok guys i understood this joke after my comment
mrtyty2001 you can fit 11 men in a shower because they're having boners but 12 straight men :)
Roman Torchwick, Neo is looking for you. I don't think she looked inside of Grimm yet.
I rate this comment 9/11
after the face reveal i can tell that his character is pretty accurate
2:10
The name above the chopper makes it twice as terrifying.
But the worst is....
*He's here to HELP*
i only trust him with CAS and nothing else
I beg you guys to mess around in Moonbase Alpha. I would not stop laughing for days on end
i like how at the end its like come back here let me love you
AEIOU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@@baryonyx9642 What
Oh my God, when they discover the text to speech...
*Gay appears in GAYDAR*
WOMBLE: "GET THE GLITTER!"
Please go to 3:41, and play it but constantly pause it and look up at the top right and look for the 'Computer Specialists'.
di*ck lovers
Yup
that's the most insignificant asterisk symbol i've ever seen in my entire life
+-Mr. Awesome- what is it
The little * sign is called asterisk symbol
5:30 the panic in his voice makes it a classic
I just became a Patron, love your stuff! Its like watching a European Vanoss
BroHawkRiley Thank you very much. Greatly appreciate it.
BroHawkRiley Except Soviet actually produces quality videos
SovietWomble aaaand again...banned from server
+Jack Lane Yeah and they're actually entertaining and not milked
yup!
Lol 1:55 is perfect. The intense music juxtaposes PERFECTLY with the goofy commentary!
1:18 Locking your friend in the bathroom is a classic prank.
He has been foreshadowing it too us this whole time.
*sniff*
"someone just snort some cocaine?"
"might have done"
xDDDDD
1:12
"WHAT'S HAPPENING?"
"THE DOOR IS BLOCKED"
the memer of dank hehe ;) nice one
My friends do that to me all the time
DOOR'S STUCK
@@lolyankovic6952 PLEASE I BEG YOU
LSeba WERE DEAD
Knowing what I know now, I see what he was going for with his character’s face 😭
2:28 I just thought back on this moment and rewatched helluva lot of videos to find it and here I am.. fuck me I love that improvised insult so much
how could a person have so much humor in him. god cyanide, you never cease to amaze me.
1:40 Is that a reference to womble getting trapped in his own bathroom and his neighbours calling the firefighters because a woman was screaming?
It's funny how Womble confused the effectiveness of the grenade because of Armana
Cyanide is one funny fucker😂
You should have some GTA nights on stream with viewers man
+itskennyandjosh All viewers would. Fact
( What i picture after 1:29 )
(Los Santos Police Department)
LSPD: * Knocks on door *
Gambit: Hello?
Officer: Yeah, this is Officer Johnathan, from the LSPD. We got a report of a disturbance from a nearby Apartment room, saying you guys are too loud.
Gambit: Oh yeah, sorry, Womble just locked himself in the bathroom.
Officer: *Again?* Okay, im getting FDSA now. (Fire Department of San Andreas)
*Hour later.*
Firefighters: One, Two, *Three!*
* Knocks down door *
Womble: Oh thank christ!
Fire Chief: Civilian has been rescued from his bathroom, were returning to HQ.
Womble: Thank you so much. These utter pricks locked me in here.
Officer: Guys, leave him alone, or answer to me. And Womble, Stop locking yourself in bathrooms...
What is that famous, "FUCK YOU!" sound bit from?
+Nate Roberts 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT??!' th-cam.com/video/hddCpJ8MfVo/w-d-xo.html
+SovietWomble Ahhh, I knew I recognized it. Thanks Soviet!
+SovietWomble who's the female?
+Kyle Totton I believe she is nep
+Firestarter no nep has a different accent. Idk who this grill is
0:43 the guy just standing there flipping everyone off... idk why i can't stop laughing at this
now comparing his character to him in real life. yeah... Yeah....
"Wait, let me get my strap-on out"
Haha awesome video! More of this please man! Subscribed for sure.
I love Gladpus' sense of humour xD Just love it.
this could be neverending series
1:55
-Terminator 2 music
-A Soviet womble chase
- cyanides stupid/smart ideas
This is the best thing ever 😂
Now you can say you’ve been locked in the bathroom in a game and in real life XD
Exactly🤣🤣😂🦁
2:29 My favorite part.
"Fuck you"
"Yep"
"You massive"
"Colossal"
"Yep"
"Cuntasarus".
Gladpus’s giggle is adorable
5:43
Notice how quickly this decision was made. This dude just turns on a fucking dime and tries to disable the cop, even killing himself in the process. The sheer amount of commitment involved is staggering.
"I just had a stroke, it's all fine"
Lol Soviet and Cyanide would make a perfect complete opposite/buddy cop duo! You two need your own sitcom/TV show!
Much funnier than vannos. Also not sketched lol
+SpoderMan vanoss*
+Melvin van Gorkom Nobody cares if it's misspelled or not...
jaysay63 i do
me too
Vanoss is completely different from this channel. They’re not comparable. :/
"Did someone just snort some cocaine"
And with an instant reply
"Might of done"
I fucking laughed so much.
5:28 i think he mistaked a grenade for a mic
It’s really amazing how many call backs and references to old episodes of bullshitery and streams from like 3 years ago.
Hope you play more of this. I enjoy this shit + i'll be joining in once i get a new pc :D
I love that you sourced a seagull in the description
4:40 is the calmest explanation of a hooker fight I've ever heard😂
I actually love the fact that when you were being chased at around 2:01 you inserted the Terminator 2: Judgment Day chase music
5:58 such detail to the subtitle editing. he even makes it disappear around the corner
So I just realised your way of making videos Womble. By utilising the Wombles' motto: "Make good use of bad rubbish" it's perfect.
5:26 He just does a mike drop with a grenade. xD
This channel is awesome xD and your southern accent makes the whole thing more hilarious!
« How many can fit in the shower »
Me who knows what type of joke is going to be unveiled: 👁👄👁
watching this channel helped me forget that I have no friends to play games with and I have no life so I'm just here enjoying this channel.
5:30 I've never laugh so hard in my life, I mean it 😆
Just found out about this channel, better late than never, god I love these vid
1:55 This moment timed with the music was fucking brilliant, thank you I really needed a laugh today.
😂😂😂 I could listen to you guys all day everyday, seriously funny
Lol who said: "At least 12 jews"?
Gambit or who is this much nazi?
Gambit
The fact that hes german made it funnier than it already id
I thought it was Tom?
Matthias Hauer nope it was his dick
You is not much grammar
I found this channel a couple of hours ago and I haven't stopped watching since
What do rocket launchers fire when they are broken?:
This question is a means of preventing automated form submissions by spambots.
What in the actual fuck am i supposed to do with this register question..... its like saying what happens when a car is driving without a fucking engine
***** Aye. I saw that question too recently and smiled.
If they're broken, they fire nothing. The answer is nothing.
The questions are just too difficult x) I mean, you either need to be drunk/high or have a f*cking "ZF Logic Genius" Master Degree to answer this :O
+IlomaxPlay All three are considered qualifications for ZF.
Damn, such a quick answer ^^
Yeah, i saw that ^^
I'll pass the exam sir, i promise ! :D
+IlomaxPlay Good good!
9 years and I still enjoy watching this
How many people can you fit in the shower?
German guy: At least 12 Jews
The amount of humor they got... *WOW* ....I WISH MY FRIENDS HAD THAT KIND OF HUMOR AS WELL.
"At least 12 jews" bruuuhhhhh
+TheGamingExpert same i rofled so hard
that is why i love Gambit xDDDD
i didnt get it.Can you explain?
Furkan Yücel I'm sorry but I wouldn't be able to explain it to you because I think the joke Auswitz you
@@TheGamingExpert Made no sense
Its still hard to believe that GTA 5 was released such a long time ago
i died when the terminator 2 cut scene came chase music in !! hahahahahahaha
Just started watching you today via your bullshitery videos😂I love the little subtitles you put over the characters cars and shit😂😂😂
I loved the ending. He is flashing money like crazy at the stripper on stage. And the moment he says "and now I'm poor." She books it. Exit stage left!!!
The girl saying the strap-on line in that cutesy voice just killed me.
who is she though ?
That was Gladpus.
this level of comedy is still gold in 2020
1:56 that was a nice touch to add the T2 chase theme - fit perfectly! :D
4:21 is a mood
So your arma 3 Bullshittery video part 5 I believe was recommended for me for like 2 days and I finally clicked on it and I fucking laughed like never before on TH-cam, then I watched all the other Parts and now I'm watching all the videos xD
lmao I recognized the terminator escape theme
from Terminator 2
3:31
„If you fall over you‘re on your own“
In the background you see somebody with high heels.
6 Years later its almost sad how much of a clusterfuck the game is now with the spergy children zooming around with their oppressors.
Submarine missiles
Supercopters
etc etc..
Pretty sure those kids more likely have ADHD and a good ol dose of being spoiled, rather than having Asperger's. Yes, I know you didn't mean it literally, but as someone with Asperger's, I don't really appreciate it being used as an insult.
@@demonicloaf2100 The term sperg comes from a twitch streamer called Asmongold to describe morons who want to do anything for attention and to ruin others fun.
Just because you have aspergers and you're sensitive doesn't mean you should immediately assume people are talking about a disability you happen to have.
So curb your self importance.
@@smiIingman Well, it's not unfair to connect "spergy" and "Asperger's". Maybe "sperg" is actually just a nonsense word or something with no connection to Asperger's, but I suppose only Asmongold knows that (unless he's said so). There was no way for Demonic Loaf to know about Asmongold's use of "sperg" anyway without watching him. It's not like you made any reference to him in your original comment.
I didn't take offense to "spergy" when you said it, even though I too have Asperger's. But are you aware that Asperger's is basically just high-functioning autism? So "sperg" is most probably just Asmongold getting around the potential backlash that could come from saying "autistic". Given that, it's also not unfair for someone with Asperger's to not appreciate "spergy" as an insult.
I suppose Demonic Loaf was assuming the connection, but again, it's not a difficult connection to make. It would be like if you said "tistic" as an insult, someone with autism assuming you meant "autistic", them saying that they don't appreciate it, and then you coming back by saying they're being too sensitive and should get off their high horse.
I get it if the extent of your knowledge about the term "sperg" was just that it's something a twitch streamer says sometimes. But if you did realize the connection, and how it could be offensive, then you're just being an asshole.
@@ThornHailsnap Chill, everyone's over it already.
@@smiIingman I was never not chill. As I already said, I didn't take offense or anything. But I know some people think that if you don't appreciate something you say, then you must be too sensitive. Sometimes that's true, but sometimes it isn't. I just wanted to make sure you and any others who read that know that "sperg" might not be as funny as it sounds.
When they trapped him in the bathroom, I like to imagine Soviet was having 'nam flashbacks
You guys make gaming seem so fun!
Stormy Geddon it is
I rally need to use “Cuntasautus” as an insult more often
Holy shit this was really fun to watch. Make more gta 5 videos please!
6 years on this is still very funny
"At least 12jews" HAHAHAHLOLOLOLHAHAHAHA
I love how womble filmed this video in mexico, it adds to the ambience
That was the cutest "woooh gangbang! let me get my strap on out" that I've ever heard!
Simp
@@jeffreythelad8398 This man probably completely forgot he made this comment 2 years ago. Only to have you find it and call him out. It took a while but you eventually found him
Jeffyboy_Tv you can’t do anything without being called a simp nowadays
3:06 you committed several warcrimes in terms of fashion
"call the firefighters" I remember that story. When they rescued a girl was it... screaming trapped in her bathroom. lolol
Epic foreshadowing.. not the first time womble winds up stuck in a bathroom.
“How many can we fit in the shower”
“At least 12 Jews”
ANNNNND SWITCH SCENES
the being trapped in a bathroom gives me reminders of secondary school, theres was a jaitors room always open near our classroom, every now and then a new person would join and we would sacrifice him to the janitors room and shout "SACRIFICIAL CHAMBER"
SEE YOU IN THE SHOWERS BOYS!