Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 4)

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  • @_wolfynstine
    @_wolfynstine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23387

    "I'm gonna get this ninja"
    "They have a ninja?"
    Clearly the ninja is doing his job properly then

    • @leika8838
      @leika8838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

      Not that well it seems, an idiot seems to have detected the ninja anyways.

    • @SigmaSigmaBoy-m2b
      @SigmaSigmaBoy-m2b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@leika8838 confirmed. I detected the ninja

    • @jqa16
      @jqa16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      2:36 the Kana's said Aho あほ means idiot/stupid

    • @arcadiuszero382
      @arcadiuszero382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@jqa16 You mean hiragana?

    • @jqa16
      @jqa16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@arcadiuszero382 the term Kana refers to both katakana and hiragana.

  • @soup
    @soup 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9060

    "There's a bit of leprosy in the server" LMAO

  • @yasuke1550
    @yasuke1550 ปีที่แล้ว +8261

    of course the most replayed part is Nep's moaning

  • @BeanSoup_7
    @BeanSoup_7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4254

    I know that this video is 6 years old at this point, but I wanted to point out that at 9:29, when Cyanide's Hot girlfriend takes over, it looks to me as though the reason that she keeps looking away is because she is trying to line up the gun barrel with the enemy player/target etc. Only once Cyanide points out the crosshair in the next clip does she realise that the crosshair exists, and is where the bullets are going. Earlier in the video, when she is controlling their movement she tells cyanide that he doesn't know how to shoot, because in her mind, he's not aligning the gun with the target.
    I felt like pointing this out because I have seen this video many times and was genuinely curious as to why she was aiming like this. I thought others might find this interesting as well.
    Edit:
    Just to add, this is only just a theory I came up with. I could be 100% wrong but it's what makes the most sense to me.

    • @S1lentG4mer
      @S1lentG4mer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      thank you. I came back to this video just for an explanation after 6 years.

    • @lazthegreat10
      @lazthegreat10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      How did she not notice the crosshair until he told her about it? When she watched him play first

    • @brookhorse3509
      @brookhorse3509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      @@lazthegreat10 Because she's not used to playing video games. Razbuten made some fantastic video essays on the subject, but the short of it is we expect crosshairs to be there and know to shoot center whereas she probably only sees some weird anomaly of dust at the center and nothing of significance

    • @thumpermatic
      @thumpermatic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Damn son, where'd you find this

    • @user-vj5qo3lg7p
      @user-vj5qo3lg7p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Genuine respect! Thank you, this is very interesting

  • @pauciloquentflibbertigibbe5217
    @pauciloquentflibbertigibbe5217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12217

    "I take psychology, I use it on you."
    "Wait, what does that mean?"
    That response means its working.

    • @rayanderson5797
      @rayanderson5797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +544

      ^My wife is a behavioral analyst. Can 100% confirm that she uses her techniques on me.

    • @namnnamn1911
      @namnnamn1911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Is cyanide hot gf is gorty in this one ? The voice is kinda different

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ray Anderson i want a gf that does that to me

    • @broman2084
      @broman2084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@namnnamn1911 gf is different

    • @spikegilfer1997
      @spikegilfer1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Isn't that a really sketchy thing to actively do? Or is it once you know you just can't stop?

  • @briedeets8011
    @briedeets8011 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10976

    (Has a mouse malfunction) (Ranks up)

    • @Dullahan2
      @Dullahan2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +853

      That wasn't a mouse malfunction. That was the mouse making it's own account, getting CS:GO, and winning a couple hundred matches all within a few seconds to rank Soviet up.

    • @ajrickman9520
      @ajrickman9520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      Brandon Deets "YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT FUCKING... FUCK!"-Edburg

    • @Locust-13
      @Locust-13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      was that edberg? it sounded like cyanide's voice ...

    • @jaredhernandez6583
      @jaredhernandez6583 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Elvin Celis It was Cyanide. He's always pissed that Womble gets these high promotions without effort.

    • @ajrickman9520
      @ajrickman9520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Jared Hernandez well it does sound like edburg to me and Cyanide is not in the game it's kaffe, ed, Womble gambit and rotary(not sure about the last one) but if I made a mistake sorry my bad 😂

  • @AMagicalTortoise
    @AMagicalTortoise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8449

    Every time Soviet says “I hate this clan”, I’m pretty sure he means “I hate Cyanide”.

    • @rexthompson5909
      @rexthompson5909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Everyone hates cyanide

    • @the_solomon_sage8431
      @the_solomon_sage8431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      it's more of 85% Cyanide, 15% everyone else

    • @jthunderboldt
      @jthunderboldt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Exclusively cyanide

    • @GenshinLover283
      @GenshinLover283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@the_solomon_sage8431 minus Nep.

    • @justan324
      @justan324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@GenshinLover283 and cake

  • @theTrevorluck
    @theTrevorluck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11973

    For the ones who dont know what “toggle” means:
    activating your hacks in the middle of a match

    • @PopCornJamie
      @PopCornJamie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      thank you so much

    • @M8gazine
      @M8gazine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      It is time to toggle.

    • @adityalalwani1416
      @adityalalwani1416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      While soviet agrees lol

    • @kythwilde4654
      @kythwilde4654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thank you

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cheers

  • @nathanchoromiec9991
    @nathanchoromiec9991 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3887

    "I'm a tactician like Napoleon" and now you're dead like Napoleon

    • @DiggerDeeper01
      @DiggerDeeper01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      If I was there, I would have said "You know Napoleon was a fucking shit tactician right? I mean he invaded Russia in WINTER for fuck sake, how much more FAIL could you get?"

    • @error9305
      @error9305 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Digging Deeper #01 true

    • @zachwithanH07
      @zachwithanH07 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Zo Mana Never invade them
      They are SPFC (Supreme Master First Class)

    • @bonusduckmann9997
      @bonusduckmann9997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Duck Inc. did u know that Napoleon was blown apart? if u know what i mean

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Naw man, Napoleon was killed by his own wallpaper

  • @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates
    @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12014

    I'm concerned about how many clips of Nep "Stretching" you have on you.

    • @touma5340
      @touma5340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +794

      Not only Nep but Darius "Stretching"

    • @fuckingmetalasfuck4718
      @fuckingmetalasfuck4718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @theoroost5823
      @theoroost5823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

      @鸡巴 Youre fun at parties arent you?

    • @babokmorrison7561
      @babokmorrison7561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      鸡巴 if it is all streamed how is it set up I mean I saw this stream

    • @simonwhelan3697
      @simonwhelan3697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      But I need more

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  9 ปีที่แล้ว +4378

    Dear Valve, I would like to report a bug with the current version of your game. It appears that I have lost my rank of DMG. And I have rapidly fallen through the ranks to land on Gold Nova Master. Though I appreciate having mastery over these novas, this is the opposite of what I wanted, as I should have reached Global Elite by now. Please address this issue with a hotfix as soon as is feasible.
    TL:DR - teh fuck?!

    • @ValiantValium
      @ValiantValium 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      +SovietWomble The game is bugged. I'm clearly better than all the Russians, yet I've been demoted to SEM. Obviously a bug.

    • @sorenslothe
      @sorenslothe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      +SovietWomble In case you aren't joking, I'll spill a bit of knowledge on you :-)
      Valve recently made changes to the ranking system to make it a bell curve centering on somewhere in the upper half of Gold Nova. Too many people had ended up in GE, so they needed to balance the ranks out. Your rank is actually not the badge you see on your profile, it's a number players can't access or even see. So your actual rank hasn't changed, but it doesn't look as posh anymore.

    • @F1nlandGaming
      @F1nlandGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Not a bug
      A fix

    • @WSKEE1
      @WSKEE1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +SovietWomble Even if you win games you still get demoted. Sad times. :D

    • @Darkvoltrox
      @Darkvoltrox 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +SovietWomble I dropped from LEM to Master Guardian 2 in the course of 15 games, 4 loses, every loss a rank drop. Game is fucked.

  • @barstas9713
    @barstas9713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4236

    9:48 when you realize cyanide’s hot gf is using the tip of the gun for the crosshair :)

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

      It makes so much more sense

    • @stevenbartel5008
      @stevenbartel5008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@trackernivrig well yes, but actually no

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      name nachname lol

    • @karanw4276
      @karanw4276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But his gf isn't hot xD

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@karanw4276 I think they are comparing her to Cyanide beauty wise

  • @leasagna2202
    @leasagna2202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8721

    **Moans** i am "S t r e c h i n g"

    • @Leo7s1822
      @Leo7s1822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Hamilton ate my soul he has to say im stretching so that they dont suspect he’s doing something.
      Mm sexy

    • @dirtymonk748
      @dirtymonk748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Idk why but whenever she was "stretching", shit got so tense that i actually wanted a girl to "stretch" like this in a csgo match

    • @mollybrown2478
      @mollybrown2478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Heh, I'm partially (well, mostly) deaf too:)

    • @ArvisSc
      @ArvisSc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      You bet your ass she is stretching. The question is - what part of her body is she stretching?

    • @SabertoothedFrostbite
      @SabertoothedFrostbite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ArvisSc LMAO 🤣

  • @unicorn1655
    @unicorn1655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8371

    "I'm getting lots of friends invites right now,is it because of your stream?"
    "Uh.." _No it's cause ppl wanna "stretch" with you_

    • @LT1.00
      @LT1.00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Oh god 😢😰😨😵😱

    • @xabijonesx3398
      @xabijonesx3398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      That was so funny to me how he was just like "uhhhhhhhhhh idk"

    • @Fel1xF7W
      @Fel1xF7W 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      if people didn't get that joke from the video they're too innocent

    • @LT1.00
      @LT1.00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Fel1xF7W yeah

    • @gecamposneto
      @gecamposneto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      remove "with" from that answer.

  • @connorcraft5455
    @connorcraft5455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3227

    "GET OVER HERE YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE"

    • @Emeowy
      @Emeowy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes

    • @manager-nim2623
      @manager-nim2623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      That's a beautiful relationship

    • @duydome
      @duydome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@manager-nim2623 they broke up, you know?

    • @hellsing3062
      @hellsing3062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@duydome lol really? I wonder why.

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@duydome
      Oh. I didn't realize that. You know why?

  • @StealthySpace7
    @StealthySpace7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    “I watch Soviet for the content” (Nep’s stretching noises)

  • @WoodysGamertag
    @WoodysGamertag 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4893

    Amazing video, very well done. I laughed the entire way through. Best of luck to you!

    • @jackmccutcheon6443
      @jackmccutcheon6443 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      We'll never thought you'd see woody here did you? Well you did #wombleisspreading

    • @billystewart2900
      @billystewart2900 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      woodycraft

    • @WolfNationHDFilms
      @WolfNationHDFilms 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +WoodysGamertag Miss your mail monday

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  9 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      +WoodysGamertag Most kind. Thank you!

    • @HasanHadi8
      @HasanHadi8 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +WoodysGamertag wow, ur still alive. loved ur videos way back in the day. you should def get into cs, would be pretty cool to watch.

  • @Smith-kl9qq
    @Smith-kl9qq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15668

    It’s first day of no nut November and she’s “stretching”

    • @thebiglady
      @thebiglady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +575

      i lost yesterday, man, i don't even care at this point

    • @circleofdao3556
      @circleofdao3556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +613

      But what is she stretching exactly 😉

    • @ItsJustAgamingThing
      @ItsJustAgamingThing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Alias Fakename Fucc November.

    • @rezafernandaf
      @rezafernandaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Weak

    • @Smith-kl9qq
      @Smith-kl9qq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Film Addict I’m still holding on strong after that video

  • @ajax3807
    @ajax3807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4245

    I can't stop laughing at Edberg's reaction to you being promoted. It was too good~ XD

    • @Remedy151
      @Remedy151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Lmao! I thought that was Cyanide!! 😂🤣

    • @apexor4497
      @apexor4497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I died from laughter xDDD

    • @legomanas4702
      @legomanas4702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was Cyanide

    • @pixelbox5874
      @pixelbox5874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@legomanas4702 it was edberg, you can tell from the accent

    • @legomanas4702
      @legomanas4702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@pixelbox5874 oh
      Shit....

  • @alexhb12333
    @alexhb12333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3304

    A German guy sees a Jewish girl at the bar and wants to ask her out.
    "Hey girl, let me get your number"
    "EXCUSE ME, we have names now!"

    • @dgbd9030
      @dgbd9030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      how is this connected to the video? and im going to use that a lot haha.

    • @lephantomchickn3676
      @lephantomchickn3676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      FUCKING GENIUS

    • @bloodyrose2076
      @bloodyrose2076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      😂 oh that's terrible 😂

    • @XarathDominion
      @XarathDominion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@dgbd9030 there is a bit in this video where, i forget who it was, says "mate, it's german humor. it's no laughing matter." so he gave a nice example of said humor.

    • @dgbd9030
      @dgbd9030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@XarathDominion oh right. with all the random shit Soviet has in his streams i forgot. thx

  • @roxana1986
    @roxana1986 8 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    0:00 - world class flashbang
    0:09 - going to A
    0:12 - prom queen
    0:19 - lost cause
    0:27 - diversity
    0:59 - stuck under the floor
    1:15 - Juan
    1:21 - the ninja
    1:25 - the mystery of the red gun
    1:44 - wrong analogy
    1:53 - Cyaninde as Napoleon
    2:16 - stuck in the door
    2:32 - the ninja apears
    2:41 - keeping the AWP
    3:00 - Womble's first Ace
    3:31 - salty Kaffe
    3:41 - pappas got this
    4:08 - leprosy in the server
    4:18 - Echo the cheater
    4:27 - German humour
    4:39 - ladies first
    4:56 - Negev
    5:07 - introducing Nep
    5:37 - "stretching"
    6:05 - Utopian food
    6:19 - Soviet at the top
    6:23 - smoke fail
    6:28 - spastics
    6:42 - sound test
    7:46 - Soviet with the grill gun
    7:56 - Cyanide and Cyanide's hot girlfriend
    10:30 - mouse malfunction
    10:51 - Distinguished Master Guardian

    • @zachwithanH07
      @zachwithanH07 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      6:35 Tunnel!

    • @StormyGeddon
      @StormyGeddon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You are the hero TH-cam needs

    • @jey-ackerman
      @jey-ackerman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i was watching this vid so long ago.. i now i realize this comment. it's save my laifu. xD

    • @HadrixEvonGlory
      @HadrixEvonGlory 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Correct me if I'm wrong but I think Cyanide's hot girlfriend is Cake.

    • @khoanamysalami4186
      @khoanamysalami4186 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      you're definitely wrong there

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  9 ปีที่แล้ว +9794

    5:45 #NepGasm

    • @Frangus_
      @Frangus_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +502

      +SovietWomble Usually there are a lot of people watching your videos. Maybe you should ask them to send Nep friends requests? ;)

    • @Framed.Automotive
      @Framed.Automotive 9 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      +SovietWomble i love cars. nep loves cars. therefore i love nep.

    • @Serpher1
      @Serpher1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      +SovietWomble Had the same thing last night IRL with hot Polish women ;) Be jelly Mr Womble.

    • @Drakonya08
      @Drakonya08 9 ปีที่แล้ว +477

      Where can I watch live Nep porn? Aka stream

    • @361Jonel
      @361Jonel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      +SovietWomble There is a hungarian gipsy in ZF?

  • @Miss_Eldritch
    @Miss_Eldritch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2559

    "I am getting a lot of friends"
    *I W O N D E R W H Y*

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      GUESS... You have three chances...

    • @nunusrandom7534
      @nunusrandom7534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      *continues stretching*

    • @AdamDeOldSport
      @AdamDeOldSport 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *I W O N D E R H O W , I W O N D E R W H Y*

  • @Memeo.
    @Memeo. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    What I wouldn't do to be in a group like this, you all seem so awesome to be around, dont let that go womble, enjoy it.

    • @fameolife
      @fameolife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      If you wanna be in a group like this, try joining groups that play the games that you play.
      Play call of duty? Try looking for people who play frequently. There are probably a lot of people that are nice to be with and play with.

    • @GoodVibes-xq4yi
      @GoodVibes-xq4yi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@fameolife I'm actually looking for some warzone and multiplayer friends. Hate having a constantly aching back from carrying my team most days

    • @homina1632
      @homina1632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      SovietWomble was never about trying to get the top place in games. He only seeks immersion in games, having fun with clan mates. ZF is just a perfect mix of seriousness and having fun.

    • @lg6884
      @lg6884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ho Mina And don’t forget incompetence as well as volatile intelligence.

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GoodVibes-xq4yi Hey, we can do WZ together, whatcha think?

  • @NickAsNickName
    @NickAsNickName 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8822

    Cake sounds adorable and Nep sounds hot.
    Perfectly balanced, as all things should be...

    • @od2473
      @od2473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      NickAsNickName Who's Cake? Is she the gf?

    • @sharpshot621
      @sharpshot621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      @@od2473 might i direct you to the 5th episode if you haven't already

    • @TheGamer5465
      @TheGamer5465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Who is nep?

    • @vocalvortexstudios2058
      @vocalvortexstudios2058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      @@TheGamer5465 she was the one "stretching"

    • @joaomiguelmoreira6363
      @joaomiguelmoreira6363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      666 likes ma boi

  • @venettore3601
    @venettore3601 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2032

    You should have included the part where Nep goes "These are perfectly normal noises that a woman makes" and Cyanide goes "While having sex, yes."

    • @ShinobuSakurazaka
      @ShinobuSakurazaka 9 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Everyone makes noises when they stretch but we have higher voices so the noises we make when stretching sounds more "sexual" than men. As a lesbian I can tell you if your girlfriend makes those noises during sex she's either bored or faking it to make you feel like you're doing a good job.

    • @venettore3601
      @venettore3601 9 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      +Blake Belladonna
      I'm not sure why you commented that. I was just telling Womble to include the part of the stream when Nep and Cyanide had that dialogue.

    • @ShinobuSakurazaka
      @ShinobuSakurazaka 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I was mainly commenting on Cyanide's lack of knowledge on women and that his girlfriend must very long-suffering and not at all good at video games.

    • @spectrefox7733
      @spectrefox7733 9 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      +Blake Belladonna You should look up the definition of "joke", Bella. While your knowledge is admirable, it's really made only for entertainment.

    • @BobbyBlockable
      @BobbyBlockable 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      +Spectre Fox leave her alone she is a lesbian and insulting anyone on the Internet who isn't a cisgender white male is against the law /s (btw /s means sarcasm because I don't trust the Internet not to kill me if I don't make sure the know what it means)

  • @thebaba29
    @thebaba29 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3338

    When Soviet said Cyanide's girlfriend would be playing, I thought he was talking about Cyanide's right hand.

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Well yeah his right hand would be on the mouse

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      OOOOOOOHHHHHHHOOOOHOHOHOHOO

    • @rodeljagad8127
      @rodeljagad8127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ooooooh the burn tho

    • @pierocubertino5845
      @pierocubertino5845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i think the first time everyone thought the same

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's talking about his arranged bride who's like a ten year old.

  • @ascended313
    @ascended313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I’m so happy 4 years later this video hasn’t died yet, please keep it this way forever.

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Soviet's content will always continue to go on. It will be the final proof of human existence

    • @jakobg.5763
      @jakobg.5763 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes we will

    • @Unknwn-dl2jm
      @Unknwn-dl2jm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We shall continue this legacy of yours.

  • @joseaquino1618
    @joseaquino1618 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4754

    i can listen to neps 'stretching' aaaaaaaaaall day

    • @Chromiuss
      @Chromiuss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Me too

    • @undeadmorty6067
      @undeadmorty6067 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      u pervert........

    • @d3bo552
      @d3bo552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      we need a 1 hour remix :D

    • @Rert
      @Rert 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      there exists an hour version of that bit.

    • @olivecorf1860
      @olivecorf1860 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wellwe'rewaiting.gif

  • @xxCrimsonSpiritxx
    @xxCrimsonSpiritxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4165

    I remember the first time I was teaching a game "league of legends" to my girlfriend, and she would go straight to the tower and tank it without minions, and in my mind I was singing "where did I go wrong"

    • @MuriloSRoxo
      @MuriloSRoxo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Did you broke up with her?

    • @SenersArt
      @SenersArt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same

    • @xxCrimsonSpiritxx
      @xxCrimsonSpiritxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Yes sir, all in the past now :D
      What made me stop and wonder, is when she used ashe's W to damage the tower, and she'd see the arrows go through them with no damage to turret whatsoever, but keeps doing it, throughout the entire match her gameplay was "respawn > go mid > tank turret (3 hits) > spam W even when it's on cooldown > die > wait respawn timer > do it again"
      Nonetheless I just wanted share laughs with you guys xD
      Cheers!

    • @SenersArt
      @SenersArt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      haha thats great XD you still play the game?

    • @xxCrimsonSpiritxx
      @xxCrimsonSpiritxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sadly T-T

  • @Vartellas
    @Vartellas 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5247

    "Stretching"

    • @mauzer4457
      @mauzer4457 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ;)

    • @axovur
      @axovur 9 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      +Theodore Nguyen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Howlycoin
      @Howlycoin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Theodore Nguyen :D

    • @cuppatea7073
      @cuppatea7073 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Now its all over edberg's stream, people kept yelling #nepgasm

    • @cuppatea7073
      @cuppatea7073 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well that was blunt

  • @TurKlack
    @TurKlack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    I just love how Cyanide is basicly telling his brain functions to his girlfriend when she's supposed to move ^^
    ADADADADAD RUNAWAY AAAAH

  • @cherriberri8373
    @cherriberri8373 7 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    Nep: "stretches".
    Cyanide: I must say-

  • @noNo-dd3lq
    @noNo-dd3lq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    "NEP I SWAER TO GOD WERE TRYING TO DEFUSE THE BOMB!"
    Nep: "Okay I'll stop"
    Everyone: "hey hey hey let's not get hasty now"

  • @danykyllerpt2603
    @danykyllerpt2603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7477

    bet you want to "stretch" with nep

    • @mech7040
      @mech7040 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Danykyller PT I wish lol

    • @wilfredcarin4691
      @wilfredcarin4691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      OF COURSE!

    • @BackgroundJoshua
      @BackgroundJoshua 7 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      Danykyller PT stretch with her, or "stretch her out"?

    • @chef9620
      @chef9620 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      2101josh both at the same time

    • @BackgroundJoshua
      @BackgroundJoshua 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Seth Wenger 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ashwindsouza606
    @ashwindsouza606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    nothing says friendship like saying "You don't deserve that" moments after you accomplish something

  • @trx90vito29
    @trx90vito29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2369

    Nep: I’m stretching
    Me: you’re stretching something, and it definitely isn’t your back

    • @jackychang9148
      @jackychang9148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Oh yea~
      You're*

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jackychang9148 is this a joke? Am i getting woooshed?

    • @waleedalshammari8920
      @waleedalshammari8920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Arham they’re correcting the first “your” not the second one

    • @cuboider-rclv2585
      @cuboider-rclv2585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@waleedalshammari8920 its sad that you had to explain it to him

    • @crownregis
      @crownregis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      deserves more likes

  • @madarashi7097
    @madarashi7097 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3624

    LEGIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT STRETCHING PART

    • @WymanandBrad
      @WymanandBrad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      CaptainAlligatah lol grill gamers man

    • @FatBelugaWhale
      @FatBelugaWhale 8 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      I repeat Noah, was quite enjoyable,

    • @Kalidoscope1230
      @Kalidoscope1230 8 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      I make those kind of noises when I stretch and I'm a guy

    • @dylanperhacs6119
      @dylanperhacs6119 8 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      it reminds me of when I turn on girls Tennis and close my eyes

    • @KalHadden
      @KalHadden 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Womble's panicking Uhhh though was the frosting on that cake. a aaaand I suddenly understand the joke behind Cake's username...

  • @cartervriezelaar6321
    @cartervriezelaar6321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    Womble: Aaaaaaaaa....... Ooh! *buys Negev* *Shooting intensifies*

    • @bismarku
      @bismarku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i just love every weird (not sexy, fuck no) sounds womble makes

    • @jonardcantimbuhan2135
      @jonardcantimbuhan2135 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ShadowKnight Amber lol

    • @reneliebregts64
      @reneliebregts64 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah and then everyone: oh god

    • @lofiruko5587
      @lofiruko5587 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is why you never give soviet a negev 😂😂

  • @devon7514
    @devon7514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    9:55 "Still better than Womble" I'm DYING

  • @Hunterstiq
    @Hunterstiq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1625

    Someone was stretching Nep

    • @tmsgaming5998
      @tmsgaming5998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      my friend join me in my campaign we will beat Nixon!

    • @platinumxray5732
      @platinumxray5732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You sir are smooth as fuck lol

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stretching her ass you mean

    • @rhodesianwojak2095
      @rhodesianwojak2095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao

    • @haibuiphuoc4442
      @haibuiphuoc4442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GayBrain you really do think

  • @Robbinio2
    @Robbinio2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1329

    Fun fact, that bit of Japanese text in the video says “Aho” or “Stupid”. Nice little Easter Egg there Soviet!

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mean B-Baka

    • @InnocentC0
      @InnocentC0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Aho and Baka mean the same thing, I think. But level of respect to use is different. It's just like saying 'fool' and 'stupid'

    • @obama9076
      @obama9076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      InnocentC0 it was an anime reference; particularly to the character archetype known as ‘Tsunderes’.

    • @l3st4rins98
      @l3st4rins98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Tonatsi baka is fool/stupid. Aho is like saying "you f*ckin dumbass". People use it when they're mad.

  • @jeconiahjoelmichaelsiregar7917
    @jeconiahjoelmichaelsiregar7917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    10:49 SovietWomble gets ranked 2.0
    Love how ZF always rages over it

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cyanide mainly

    • @bloodyrose2076
      @bloodyrose2076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@X3H3X That sounded more like Edberg. Cyanide definitely said "F*ck", but pretty sure it was Edberg that said he didn't deserve that title.

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bloodyrose2076 I was referring to the other times he got promoted

    • @bloodyrose2076
      @bloodyrose2076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@X3H3X Ahhhhhh okay.

  • @pinkinthesushi
    @pinkinthesushi ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Man I was 16 when this came out, I feel old coming back to these videos.

  • @navycalvin9337
    @navycalvin9337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    5:45
    *Nep has been kicked due to obscene stretching*

    • @G-ManXErlik
      @G-ManXErlik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was weird tho

  • @Rickfernello
    @Rickfernello 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3867

    ONWARDS, GIRLFRIEND.

    • @charlotte7007
      @charlotte7007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "Get the AWP"NOOOOOO DICK FACE!!!!!

    • @timoshea207
      @timoshea207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you

    • @KJOB
      @KJOB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *girly giggles*

    • @jeffyzefrench
      @jeffyzefrench 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She's not a horse

    • @hiimpat8385
      @hiimpat8385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ridley it’s been a year, but I can’t get over it that cyanides girlfriend sounds like she’s 12 and it’s really scary

  • @josh_tve
    @josh_tve 7 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    9:47 After Cyanide dies, Edberg says in the text chat "still better than womble" (9:57)

    • @ĐKØ-n3e
      @ĐKØ-n3e 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gamer josh saw that lol

  • @redletto1511
    @redletto1511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Nep:
    "I'm getting lots of friends invites right now,
    Is it because of your stream?"
    Soviet: *eeerrrrr*

  • @verfytheflames_6217
    @verfytheflames_6217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    Is anybody going to mention that when he got an ace he actually threw a flash bang correctly

    • @Icysnowman256
      @Icysnowman256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Yeah, him throwing the flashbang correctly proves that he was indeed toggling ;D

    • @LegendarySkip420
      @LegendarySkip420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Impossible

    • @Naraku-no-Hana-WE
      @Naraku-no-Hana-WE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      By correctly you mean he threw it so far past him that it bounced back and managed to accidentally blind him anyhow? Because I'm pretty sure that kind of correct utility usage usually gets you killed.

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Wretched Egg if it works, it's correct.

    • @Naraku-no-Hana-WE
      @Naraku-no-Hana-WE 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sugoistalin7809 If it works once and fails 9 other times still correct huh?

  • @cherriberri8373
    @cherriberri8373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Nep: "Stretches"
    Cyanide: "I must say-"

  • @issackaiser
    @issackaiser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    5:58 His reaction never gets old 🤣

  • @lloytre5379
    @lloytre5379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    5:38
    The response is pure gold and
    Effortlessly funny

  • @madsandersen7863
    @madsandersen7863 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    Titles of most of ZF
    Cyanide: the moron
    Echo: the chick magnet
    Soviet: the director
    Nep: the eye candy
    Edberg: the carrier
    Gambit: the drinker
    Kaffe: the 3rd person speaker

  • @pesci20002010
    @pesci20002010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2319

    Petition to nominate the following names as the sexiest-sounding people in ZF:
    1. Quebec
    2. Gambit
    3. Edberg

  • @lucy6472
    @lucy6472 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1764

    9:57. In the chat edberg is saying: still better then womble

  • @tom_disagrees451
    @tom_disagrees451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The anger displayed at the end when he ranked up is just hilarious

  • @chadkirby3634
    @chadkirby3634 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1718

    I swear my pants were on before 5:45

    • @harrisongray9494
      @harrisongray9494 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chad Kirby

    • @WymanandBrad
      @WymanandBrad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Ethan Rae lol I'm pretty sure she wouldn't masturbate when she knows she's on a quite large stream in the middle of a comp

    • @chadkirby3634
      @chadkirby3634 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Wyman and Brad Gaming Co. Yea... BUT WHAT IF... 🤔

    • @jadenmajors4481
      @jadenmajors4481 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Wait....WE'RE WEARING PANTS!!!!!??!????!??!!!!!!!

    • @Deguu68
      @Deguu68 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Wyman and Brad Gaming Co.
      maybe thats her fetish

  • @samdalli700
    @samdalli700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    9:57 look at the chat

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "still better than womble".
      -Not Edberg

  • @DarkCometGamerYT
    @DarkCometGamerYT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I really cried in the "im a tactician, like Napoleon!" Part xD

    • @themedic1591
      @themedic1591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Nice ambush, Napoleon" XD

  • @kons37flyingreaperoldchann21
    @kons37flyingreaperoldchann21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    0:28 this reminds of a time where I accidentaly clicked on an button for disabled people
    which when the lamps to cross the roads go green an sound will appear.
    And a women asked me : are you partially deaf?
    And I wasn’t listening so I just said yes.
    And it just realised that after crossing the street

  • @Cortez530
    @Cortez530 7 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    5:45- 6:02 " I'm getting lots of friends invites right now " guess why Nep :D :)

  • @TKDMaze92
    @TKDMaze92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    That stretching noises are actually just the sounds when Lara Croft takes a medipack :D

  • @ayeemoto
    @ayeemoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    "They aren't loot boxes, they are surprise mechanics"
    Yeah well it isn't called moaning, it's called stretching.

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've seen you somewhere before...

  • @kimsciron363
    @kimsciron363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    ZF clan's reaction to Womble's promotion never gets old

  • @ClickyCrisp
    @ClickyCrisp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1346

    This was fucking hilarious lmao ˙͜ >˙

    • @Papayapudding
      @Papayapudding 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      aleeeeex ayy

    • @sheebainu2435
      @sheebainu2435 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ayy

    • @Zeynepx
      @Zeynepx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +8Bit Mutant samy ayy

    • @Bantersaurus
      @Bantersaurus 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Clicky Crisp Come here often? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @DardyDan
      @DardyDan 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +xViridian :3

  • @ShiroTheAsian
    @ShiroTheAsian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    we are number one but every one is replaced with NEP "stretching"

  • @kalebhoward129
    @kalebhoward129 8 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    that "stretching" is pretty distracting to say the least

    • @havocnine
      @havocnine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooo im the 500th like

    • @randy3222
      @randy3222 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hows it going bois

  • @giveluminacat10nobles21
    @giveluminacat10nobles21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Whats with the salt Kaffe, jeezus, let your hair down"
    Ironic.

    • @hammarkids542
      @hammarkids542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She finally did
      THIS IS A JOKE DONT VERBALLY ATTACK ME

    • @sivarajamani6709
      @sivarajamani6709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why he is angry? Wat is -65 thing?

    • @jamesyap8364
      @jamesyap8364 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sivarajamani6709 Kaffe hit someone for 65 hp

  • @user-ov7hc6kl4h
    @user-ov7hc6kl4h 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    Nep is daydreaming about NBk

    • @Gumkey
      @Gumkey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s hot

    • @__mindflayer__
      @__mindflayer__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pope of Tacos 69 Wished she was day dreming of me lol

    • @eze382
      @eze382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does nep still playing cs go?

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      with that moaning, i would guess she is straming on camgirls now

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wish I could see her twitter unfortunately she blocked me

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 6 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    6:42 perfect chaos

    • @ItsVega94
      @ItsVega94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ryaquaza 1 i just about lost it there

    • @UltimatumDemon
      @UltimatumDemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like Chaos 2 most

    • @Drakey_421
      @Drakey_421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That moment just broke my stomach cause of laughing so hard XD

    • @Veloziraptor111
      @Veloziraptor111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kaffe's "what the hell?" reaction after he comes back from being afk gets me every time xD

    • @gloomyjz
      @gloomyjz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *weird sex noises*

  • @smileyheckster7231
    @smileyheckster7231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    "I'm getting a lot of friend requests right now, is that cause of your stream?"
    eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr
    *my corpse facepalming*

    • @dili1399
      @dili1399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wonder why she is getting a lot of requests!

    • @xianyueai9381
      @xianyueai9381 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i want to send her a request

    • @dili1399
      @dili1399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xianyueai9381 eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr

  • @kek848
    @kek848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:11 just realized that Edberg shot Womble here, you can see his character in the background and see the friendly fire message in the chat

  • @aptspire
    @aptspire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2638

    9:55 "still better then Womble"

  • @bacondropped
    @bacondropped 7 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    If anyone wants to know, Japanese at 2:36 spells "あほ" ("idiot")

    • @error9305
      @error9305 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      bacon oh lol I didn't know that XD

    • @shadowthelegend100
      @shadowthelegend100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      [BAKA INTENSIFIES]

    • @shadowthelegend100
      @shadowthelegend100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Actually now that I take a closer look that spells Aho not baka right?

    • @MisakaMikotoLuv
      @MisakaMikotoLuv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      [AHO INTENSIFIES]

    • @FrogFrozen
      @FrogFrozen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Two different ways to say mostly the same thing. あほ is just more aggressive. Its commonly translated as "Dumbass" rather than as "Idiot."

  • @TieflingKumasi
    @TieflingKumasi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I swear, Womble getting Global Elite is the best part of these videos

  • @kadat8498
    @kadat8498 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    Nep:I am getting a lot of friend requests.Is is because of youre stream? Soviet:Ummmmm... XD

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You used the wrong "your." You should be corrected more than once.

    • @sailorsaturn1060
      @sailorsaturn1060 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      rob 998 What's funnier is that you spelled grammar wrong.

    • @ethanburdett2851
      @ethanburdett2851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SailorSaturn10 lol so true

    • @WiggleJimmy
      @WiggleJimmy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +suilxrd its funny how you say "who cares" after you just called out a guy for a simple grammar mistake.

    • @orinay7325
      @orinay7325 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was half the stream... the other half was the moaning

  • @GamingGenre
    @GamingGenre 9 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    Bro I gotta say WOMBLE is gaining a shit ton of subs man day by day

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  9 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      +Gaming Genre it's very humbling! I really look forward to making more.

    • @GamingGenre
      @GamingGenre 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +SovietWomble hey dude not mean to be a kiss ass but you deserve it bro you and you're crew are freaking hilarious! And it's original that's rare in most youtubers. You've had my support since sub count 110 thousand XD. Just keep doing what your doing :D

    • @ChannelBrotherSister
      @ChannelBrotherSister 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SovietWomble weird that you only gain not that much, but i've seen some shit youtuber got more subs than you

    • @kegangardner2277
      @kegangardner2277 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SovietWomble Why don't you post that much?

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Kegan Gardner oh it's because I'm working Monday to Friday :) Those two videos were on the christmas/new year break. So, I can only really play games or edit stuff on Saturday and Sunday. So once a month is perfectly normal :)

  • @kennypettersen
    @kennypettersen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    YAY! Finally!! Great as always man. Love Patreon and the way we can support you!

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +King lameR Thank you kindly. Aye, more than happy to keep putting in the hours to edit these like this. Thank you for giving me the incentive to do so!

    • @Hilko26
      @Hilko26 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SovietWomble How close are you to the patreon goal for going fulltlime? Because I noticed the patreon price isn't that accurate.

    • @doidoidoi2982
      @doidoidoi2982 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Hilko Jongsma
      666

    • @Hilko26
      @Hilko26 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doidoi Doi What does that have to do with this?

    • @neves6867
      @neves6867 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I donated to your patreon because I was scared of Cyanide's Balls in Rust.

  • @Thagesthoughts
    @Thagesthoughts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Best part of these CSGO videos is listening to Edberg and Cyanide nerdrage every time Soviet ranks up.

  • @masterdaniel9665
    @masterdaniel9665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2432

    What does a german bread say in the morning?
    Gluten tag

    • @mareikestahl9792
      @mareikestahl9792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @lolmanbomber2904
      @lolmanbomber2904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      German humour is not a laughing matter

    • @Chum-is-Fum
      @Chum-is-Fum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MasterDaniel guarantee you stole this from Fitz

    • @borutouchiha7673
      @borutouchiha7673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Whahah so funny i fall down....
      Kinder heutzutage also echt😑

    • @jackytufftufftoaster7817
      @jackytufftufftoaster7817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No it does not. Its depressed and angry that it woke up.

  • @Jobey_99
    @Jobey_99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Why is your first instinct to stare at a failing flash?

    • @tieuucanh8958
      @tieuucanh8958 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Cuz humans

    • @tullius1289
      @tullius1289 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For the "funny moments" duh...

    • @sar_ptolemy
      @sar_ptolemy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      josh green because we know we deserve it

    • @DeGroteLaaf
      @DeGroteLaaf 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      @HeyImLincoln Dogs 'n cats do it too.
      Then they proceed to attack it, even though clearly it's not doing anything.

  • @mrberkmantoo
    @mrberkmantoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    7:31 best content for sound testing

    • @josemose8290
      @josemose8290 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what is song name? alyx?

    • @thein5475
      @thein5475 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya I'm with this person what the name of the song

    • @sawools
      @sawools 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also want to know what video is playing in the background

    • @darka53741
      @darka53741 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      all around thw world fal lalalala

    • @Unknwn-dl2jm
      @Unknwn-dl2jm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @goose9358 please we need to know.

  • @AnotherLuckyStar
    @AnotherLuckyStar ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is the most watched of Womble's video, and the part that gets replayed the most is Nep's.
    So congratulations to Nep for being the most popular person on Womble's channel.

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 ปีที่แล้ว

      Least surprising Bullshittery fun fact 🤓👍

  • @kingace.__
    @kingace.__ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    nep: I'm getting a lot of friend invites, is it because of your stream?
    yeah let's go with that

  • @DatWut
    @DatWut 9 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    9:55 "*DEAD* (Terrorist) Not EDBERG: still better than womble"
    Hah

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      +Alex Schulz lol, I didn't see that

    • @geronimo5515
      @geronimo5515 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SovietWomble More laughing for those who see it then :'D hahahaha :D

    • @hamodthe1122
      @hamodthe1122 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      i Saw it too hehe

    • @villegrundstrom
      @villegrundstrom 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SovietWomble nah you didnt wanty notice it only

    • @gsg94490
      @gsg94490 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Alex Schulz just seen this, too good

  • @DEE-jk3rb
    @DEE-jk3rb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    im pretty sure that wasn't "stretching"

    • @tSp289
      @tSp289 7 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      She never said what she was stretching.

    • @kayotik8620
      @kayotik8620 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ikr 🌚

    • @GothicLeviathan
      @GothicLeviathan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Damn girl kept turning me on.

    • @TheDevilRejectsNone
      @TheDevilRejectsNone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      tSp289 yeah she did

    • @Fugginyomom
      @Fugginyomom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      tSp289 she did

  • @Mo-ir3qz
    @Mo-ir3qz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    the fact that this video got age restricted because of nep's stretching session

  • @theslightlytiltedcat
    @theslightlytiltedcat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    I'M HERE FOR THE NEPGASM.
    Also... where's Cake?

    • @therealdiamondcat3246
      @therealdiamondcat3246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      210 liked
      0 comments

    • @od2473
      @od2473 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Slightly Tilting Cat Who is Cake?

    • @NotAGingerISwear
      @NotAGingerISwear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@od2473 the cutest creature in the Universe. ≧ω≦
      Check out some other videos (i suppose she was in video about that space cleaning company)

    • @RallasterAsuremen
      @RallasterAsuremen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Cake is a lie! There is only Cake!

  • @drakehawkeye7685
    @drakehawkeye7685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    8:43 it looks like he slipped on ice

  • @iketheneek3531
    @iketheneek3531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Are we gonna talk about how cute cyanide and his girlfriend are?

    • @thinkingwithrice749
      @thinkingwithrice749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ike Theneek | Are we gonna talk about how she sounds like she's 10 - 12 years old?

    • @petitponeydu7727
      @petitponeydu7727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      ThinkingWithRice it’s legal in india anyway

    • @calebwee328
      @calebwee328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@petitponeydu7727 cyanide lives in Singapore

    • @calebwee328
      @calebwee328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thinkingwithrice749 how does she sound 10 tho...she sounds perfectly normal...if she's Asian.

    • @Paulex57
      @Paulex57 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@petitponeydu7727 no it's not

  • @ThatSpaceMann
    @ThatSpaceMann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Huh, I wonder what the most viewed section of the video is.”
    Nep: Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @KaZe-gs2ru
    @KaZe-gs2ru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    1:20 Edberg: "I'm going to get this fucking ninja!"
    Womble: *concentrated thinking*
    "They have a ninja?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣Gotta love womble

  • @pauciloquentflibbertigibbe5217
    @pauciloquentflibbertigibbe5217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "I use it on you!"
    "What do you mean you use it on me?"
    Ah, a sign that it's working.

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pauciloquent Flibbertigibbet i want a gf like that

  • @medicyukisuna
    @medicyukisuna 9 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Wow. I've got to mimic that stretching someday.
    Also the coop playing was adorable.
    "Come here you beautiful creature" *kiss* i fucking died xD

    • @alyssaw8246
      @alyssaw8246 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Yukisuna Samura Right?? I love that. Couples that game together, stay together

    • @aprentis_music
      @aprentis_music 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Alyssa W Unless its Super Smash Bros.

    • @medicyukisuna
      @medicyukisuna 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Otaku true story

    • @alyssaw8246
      @alyssaw8246 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Otaku
      I dunno man, the guy i'm dating meow is a dude i've been playing Smash with for two years. We kept in touch because of videogames, and then two weeks ago we just.. hit it off. :D

    • @medicyukisuna
      @medicyukisuna 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alyssa W I met my boyfriend playing Destiny. We played through the story together using no communication other than emotes, then about 80% through we started sending messages. Went on to use Steam to chat and from there it took barely a month before we decided to meet each other.
      But he really dislikes when i beat him in Smash Bros, so we usually avoid playing that.

  • @xyro9115
    @xyro9115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I like how whenever womble throws a flash he watches it as it's going to explode

  • @peddlersclan
    @peddlersclan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    1:29 - i just realised for the first time in 17 years that i'm fucking colourblind

    • @lutonat3937
      @lutonat3937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ultimate Fan congrat

    • @Myrkul-D
      @Myrkul-D 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ultimate Fan awwwww

    • @d3mn876
      @d3mn876 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      how've you been doing for the last five months?

    • @namesurname624
      @namesurname624 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kek

    • @shindinder
      @shindinder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yea, how have you been for the last 5 months?

  • @MrFlamingJester
    @MrFlamingJester 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Come here you beautiful creature!" just kills me every time.

  • @SpaceKaiser
    @SpaceKaiser 8 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Soviet i don't know if you did this intentionally, but at 2:37 you subtitled the ninja as a "idiot".

    • @JagEterCoola
      @JagEterCoola 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a really fucking dumb thing to just jump in there and be visible on the only place you'll be seen because everthing else Is smoked.

    • @SpaceKaiser
      @SpaceKaiser 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Oh yeah for sure, i was just wondering if he used the correct characters on purpose or if it was a coincidence.

    • @JagEterCoola
      @JagEterCoola 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The NuclearSangheili Yah, "Idiot" looks a bit different ^^

    • @SpaceKaiser
      @SpaceKaiser 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** Well in standard Japanese it's different. But in the Kansai dialect it's does translate to idiot, which the characters Soviet used were A and Ho, with Aho being idiot.

    • @addisonramirez4252
      @addisonramirez4252 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The NuclearSangheili can you be my dad?

  • @somafme
    @somafme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    **Mouse malfunctioning**
    Valve: ah yes let's promote this guy

  • @mursac1959
    @mursac1959 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Stretching" Never have I been so glad to be wearing headphones. XD I'm still silently laughing my ass off, though. Here's hoping nobody saw me having a seizure on the other side of the room.

    • @sarahferguson75
      @sarahferguson75 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍🏻

    • @mrawesomeness1399
      @mrawesomeness1399 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      honestly same

    • @mrawesomeness1399
      @mrawesomeness1399 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      honestly same

    • @MoraYT
      @MoraYT 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i didnt had headphones on.... and my parents were in my room ....rip

    • @mursac1959
      @mursac1959 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gummiekid My condolences. XD