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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
  • Damn, I forgot to shill some VPN service or shitty mobile game. Can I get a do over?
    All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
    My personal one - / sovietwomble
    Sources:
    0:02 - THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUE by ROCKET LEAGUE FX
    0:07 - Rocket League | BEST PRO GOALS HIGHLIGHTS by
    HungryHedgehog - Rocket League
    0:11 - Gale Force vs Method - GRAND FINAL - Universal Open Rocket League Grand Finals by FACEIT
    1:02 - JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD by JAGGL113
    3:28 - My Heart Will Go On - Recorder By Candlelight by Matt Mulholland
    4:28 - Barred Owl Hooting (HD) by Catman Outdoors
    6:02 - Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5

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  • @josefmilly
    @josefmilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9805

    Recently whenever someone mentions 'Cyanide', I have to ask them if they mean the extremely toxic thing or the chemical

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5436

    So interestingly, that moment where Cyanide is eating chips off the floor is the one Bavon was referencing in that PUBG bullshittery. When Cyanide responded with "let's not ask questions nobody wants the answer to". The dates line up.. So the answer to that question was yes.

    • @TheHawkRules
      @TheHawkRules 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      And so the story is complete.

    • @19zuzi82
      @19zuzi82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hi Womble! Great job as always!!

    • @braydenchambers6813
      @braydenchambers6813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hi Womble! What rank is Cyanide in Rocket League?

    • @DHANANJAYKUMAR-xe4hv
      @DHANANJAYKUMAR-xe4hv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nice work Womble. Now you can peacefully enjoy fishing.

    • @trongaming7890
      @trongaming7890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrRolnicek he cant wank none of us can it is NNN(No Nut November) so we are forbidden to wank this also includes girls

  • @MorganH94
    @MorganH94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5400

    Oh my god, the hand motion tracking for "Fucka you" was phenomenal and absolutely worth it. Supercut humor was great as well!

    • @Elcar0
      @Elcar0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      It was like those sock puppets. Didn't realize until my second time watching

    • @mask1992mg
      @mask1992mg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@Elcar0 he use sock puppets, he showed is on on of the updates

    • @darkcnoil1260
      @darkcnoil1260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, even tho I was rather sceptical after seeing it without sound, it turned out great.

    • @zZesterr
      @zZesterr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why does ur comment say 1 day ago

    • @Eriksjostrom
      @Eriksjostrom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zZesterr It's from one day ago.

  • @JeanMarceaux
    @JeanMarceaux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3748

    I love how Cyanide has no middle ground with engagement in game. He's either total zero ducks given brainlet, or the sweatiest tryhard this side of SL1 lemon controller no damage no death NG+9 Dark Souls 2 player.

    • @otterlinormal9328
      @otterlinormal9328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      That is so oddly specific.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@otterlinormal9328 I am not affiliated with lemon controller Dark Souls playthroughs

    • @echerechie6313
      @echerechie6313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Are you sure about that?

    • @iAsked900
      @iAsked900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      THAT plus no bonfire

    • @lordadorable1140
      @lordadorable1140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JeanMarceaux
      Lemon controllers, are you implying that they could eat the controllers when they get angry?

  • @MyGamer125
    @MyGamer125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7724

    “I find myself quite perturbed by this. Ree.” That’s the most hilarious use of the term “Ree” I’ve seen.

    • @darkeneddragon19
      @darkeneddragon19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      You should find the clip of Soviet being ree'd at in Rust, it is hilarious!

    • @arlo4639
      @arlo4639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Takes me back to "Aw fuck I can't believe you've done this"

    • @garethtzf1233
      @garethtzf1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can't be the only one who thought "wryy"

    • @Angrarim
      @Angrarim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      1:45
      Just leave it here because I actually came back only to hear this

    • @MrFlamingJester
      @MrFlamingJester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As someone on the spectrum I use this line on a regular basis now.

  • @Dammitimmad
    @Dammitimmad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3315

    when he said "ree"
    I felt that in a level I have never felt before.

    • @MrDecade124
      @MrDecade124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That, my friend, is called "being horny".

    • @pilotpig9439
      @pilotpig9439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      WRYYYYYYY is the correct method of spelling it

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's at 1:45 for anyone wondering

    • @calvinnyala9580
      @calvinnyala9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrDecade124 now I'm afraid what this implies

    • @darkhorseman90
      @darkhorseman90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounded like how George Takei would say it

  • @hieuphungminh6690
    @hieuphungminh6690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12425

    Soviet listened to Darius moans again and again when he edit this, he even handpicked his favourite ones.

    • @paulkofer2157
      @paulkofer2157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1054

      And after that he "handpicked" himself

    • @OfficialYondoth
      @OfficialYondoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

      How much are you willing to bet he put nep's "stretching sounds" with Darius's "sounds"

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@OfficialYondoth Must be a special reward.

    • @nicolala7132
      @nicolala7132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      The new Nep stretching noises.

    • @ChenAnPin
      @ChenAnPin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Handpicked? So you mean there’s even more?!

  • @nillstan5564
    @nillstan5564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5759

    "I either hear Nep or angels" is such a good line. Imma use that on my next failed attempt to get a girlfriend.

    • @samred007
      @samred007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      good luck

    • @justaguyonline3142
      @justaguyonline3142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      I don't understand how one wishes good luck at failing but goodluck?

    • @discopotato4673
      @discopotato4673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      @@justaguyonline3142 True Bros wish you best of luck no matter what, unless it's something illegal, then we join in.

    • @eKko0
      @eKko0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      remember to change the name from Nep or youll just confuse your victim

    • @nillstan5564
      @nillstan5564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@eKko0 Wow you dont say.

  • @remembernovember9059
    @remembernovember9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8960

    3:24 in case you didnt see, Nep missed a wide open goal right at this moment

    • @dorkmax7073
      @dorkmax7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He explains it in the next fuckin scene....

    • @robdebobrob
      @robdebobrob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +790

      @@dorkmax7073 WOOOOOSH

    • @biglad9601
      @biglad9601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      Coda Mission imagine being that much of a fuckin numbskull to completely miss the joke, that a five year old could get

    • @MrBigfootus
      @MrBigfootus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      I didn't see this at all. Completely missed it. Thank you :D

    • @iamkestrel
      @iamkestrel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@dorkmax7073 no shit

  • @frosty8592
    @frosty8592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2635

    “ Your country produced samurais and then they produced you! “
    I’m stealing that

    • @firehazard4065
      @firehazard4065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      me to

    • @_nais_1300
      @_nais_1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yare yare

    • @assadali3005
      @assadali3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *JOTARO*

    • @timk8869
      @timk8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well u could give him a sword and i would not see any difference

    • @kwanteikkhow230
      @kwanteikkhow230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yoink!

  • @MarioAdNoman
    @MarioAdNoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14726

    For those who felt left out when Nep had her Nepgasm . Soviet presents to you:
    Darius

    • @ZombieRonSwanson
      @ZombieRonSwanson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +940

      they both kinda work for me tbh

    • @axelrodthefourth3425
      @axelrodthefourth3425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

      @@ZombieRonSwanson then buddy. You get the best of both

    • @kayundae4411
      @kayundae4411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      I mean bi me gets the best of both worlds

    • @bright1-
      @bright1- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      Yea back in the CS:GO bullshittery when nep was 'stretching'. My sister tought I was watching porn lol

    • @janmantsch6675
      @janmantsch6675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Can someobe edit those vids together

  • @conradshtock3039
    @conradshtock3039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6829

    "Where did you go, Chubb?"
    "To cancel an Indian."
    "Oh, you got takeaway?"
    "No, he's a hitman."

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      "Ahh"

    • @Lundiiis
      @Lundiiis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@theonionsystem7779 why that picture......

    • @Jocke-04
      @Jocke-04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@Lundiiis why not?

    • @Lundiiis
      @Lundiiis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Jocke-04 gissa

    • @thisisanaccount7165
      @thisisanaccount7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FBI OPEN UP

  • @lerroygames9121
    @lerroygames9121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    "Your country produced samurais, and then they produced YOU"
    ZF never ceases to amaze me with random rare insults

    • @maggiethechattyhound9580
      @maggiethechattyhound9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Seizes? They’re have seizures?
      You meant “ceases”, right?

    • @proxy7362
      @proxy7362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Guilherme Santos Woah, someone has anger issues ;)

    • @ericsilver9401
      @ericsilver9401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Guilherme Santos joe

    • @alexmodnueldo8493
      @alexmodnueldo8493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ericsilver9401 what's ligma?

    • @simpason8422
      @simpason8422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maggiethechattyhound9580 Did you just say "They are have seizures?" ?

  • @ivassilev1728
    @ivassilev1728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1976

    "Your country produced samurais and then they produced youuuu"
    Epic!

    • @RallenCaptura
      @RallenCaptura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      r/rareinsults it is

    • @gabrielduarte5194
      @gabrielduarte5194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Never nuke a country twice.

    • @TheScania1991
      @TheScania1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gabrielduarte5194 the burn

    • @goose4919
      @goose4919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No racist bell?

    • @gabrielduarte5194
      @gabrielduarte5194 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goose4919 Ho Chi Minh told me to do it.

  • @kwanteikkhow230
    @kwanteikkhow230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5648

    "Yes!"
    "Nein!"
    -Hitler's condensed reaction to WW2 as it progressed. Vocalised.

  • @ProjectThunderclaw
    @ProjectThunderclaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2533

    "Are you eating chips off the floor" asked Sovietwomble.
    "No," said Cyanide, eating chips off the floor.

  • @TheLichruler
    @TheLichruler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8042

    Someone mix Darius's weird noises and Neps sex noises to make an uncomfortable mixtape

    • @michaelw2381
      @michaelw2381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +776

      uncomfortable? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @needless2048
      @needless2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +884

      Comfortable, cause they’re stretching :)

    • @craigwilde4684
      @craigwilde4684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      you have the perfect number of likes

    • @ernestovazquez9129
      @ernestovazquez9129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@craigwilde4684 83?????

    • @Deniaxx
      @Deniaxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Juan Cortez Muro what are you on about

  • @juliuskresnik198
    @juliuskresnik198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    4:12 Remember when we all sat down and appreciated how precise Womble's subtitles are? Now this? The madlad has ascended.

    • @gary6198
      @gary6198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      yes that is so nicely done

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Next thing you know they're beginning to have a mind of their own and rebel against Womble
      lol

    • @Night-ud4ew
      @Night-ud4ew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@spartanwar1185 I am psyched for that day XDD

    • @lilvampire7439
      @lilvampire7439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This is why the videos take months to make

    • @darkhorseman90
      @darkhorseman90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@lilvampire7439 the massive over-editor

  • @lncoming
    @lncoming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3674

    This video in five lines:
    "Ree."
    "Mine"
    "yes yes yes yes no"
    Moaning
    Cyanide has left the chat

  • @Sebastian-jr3cf
    @Sebastian-jr3cf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1732

    Alternate title: “Noises with the ZF Clan”

    • @thorclarke8600
      @thorclarke8600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Noise night with the boys (and nep&gladpus)

    • @approximatelyme3260
      @approximatelyme3260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would KILL at noise night lmao

    • @traceyjacobsen8544
      @traceyjacobsen8544 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@approximatelyme3260I'd kill noise
      Seriously I'm like a fucking mouse, my noiselessness would be louder then ZF

  • @DJRaevenHeart
    @DJRaevenHeart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    0:53
    Cyanide: "Are you a golden retriever?"
    Personally, I think it's closer to the Seagulls on Finding Nemo.
    "Mine...Mine, Miiine...Mine, Mine"

    • @87mits
      @87mits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Abd het is from Brighton. so it's very apt

    • @TheJECNova
      @TheJECNova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol, I was thinking the same damned thing! "Mine?Mine!?MINEMINEMINEMINE!"

    • @hyliandoctor
      @hyliandoctor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or DBZA Vegeta.

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    4:18
    Here we have Womble flexing his editing skills over lesser TH-camrs.

    • @BudgyBudge
      @BudgyBudge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sir Apple I can’t even begin to comprehend how to do such things with text

    • @thomasrosebrough9062
      @thomasrosebrough9062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I think he recorded his hands talking, motion tracked them to the words "fucka you" and then removed the hands. What a weirdly original idea, and hilarious to watch.

    • @BudgyBudge
      @BudgyBudge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thomas underfoot pretty reasonable assumption. Though if he had free-handed that I can only imagine how long it took.

    • @TheAmazingCowpig
      @TheAmazingCowpig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thomas underfoot Could've also just hand-animated them, but since he does a lot of motion tracking anyways, this is probably more likely.

    • @itogi
      @itogi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TheAmazingCowpig If I remember correctly, he doesn't use motion tracking in Sony Vegas

  • @deangully1959
    @deangully1959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    "Your country produced samurais and then they produced you."
    This is the best insult i have ever heard, and will use it in a comp match.

    • @captaintin3798
      @captaintin3798 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed so much at that bit, I thought I jesus for second. 😂🤣

  • @Mushabeans
    @Mushabeans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1394

    4:44 Hidden Edberg saying "TWAT" in the chat

  • @MissHusberg
    @MissHusberg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    "Cyanide: Rotary! Your country produced samurais and then they produced you"
    Almost died laughing so hard 😂

    • @andrellhardy6780
      @andrellhardy6780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I couldn't breathe.

    • @xboxgorgo18
      @xboxgorgo18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Wait, Rotary's Japanese?

    • @numbers7097
      @numbers7097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      apparently

    • @LikeWagon
      @LikeWagon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think Cyanide just confirmed Rotary the Japanese.

    • @SgtStevePH
      @SgtStevePH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rotary *is* Japanese, but living in America

  • @thehypocriticoath828
    @thehypocriticoath828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4413

    NNN: *exists*
    Nep: *"stretching"*
    Darius: *"stretching"*

    • @anastartes2693
      @anastartes2693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      *Profusely sweating*

    • @shadowthehedgehog182
      @shadowthehedgehog182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      4:29

    • @xerneis743
      @xerneis743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      When Nep does it, it's sexy.
      When Darius does it, it's "freakin' weird"? EXCUSE ME? WHAT IS THIS SEXISM!?

    • @MrFlarespeed
      @MrFlarespeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@xerneis743 well tbf womble probably isn't attracted to men, so from his perspective its weird. I suspect women listening to nep's "stretching" would call it weird.

    • @chinesehotdog8960
      @chinesehotdog8960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@MrFlarespeed womble is VERY attracted to men.

  • @MrM4rcYT
    @MrM4rcYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    "come on" "go in" "come on" "perfectly centered" "Oh Yes

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Professor Anticlimactic he knew. He definitely knew.

    • @diamondtron01
      @diamondtron01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She is definitely...into the game....yeah that 4:29

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Lenny faces flood room*

  • @BariBone
    @BariBone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    7:59 the amount of fear in that “I’m sorry” is impressive

  • @General_Nothing
    @General_Nothing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2056

    *Cyanide screams.*
    Womble: “What happened?”
    Me: “He dropped food. Obviously.”

    • @jonnyboy5019
      @jonnyboy5019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      there are two Reasons for Cyanide to scream:
      1.) Rage
      2). when he drops his food of wich we all know is all that has value to him.

    • @mundanedew
      @mundanedew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Juan Cortez Muro No it's not, now leave.

    • @Monomaniac4L
      @Monomaniac4L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jonnyboy501 and when his girlfriend crushes on Womble

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plot twist: Cyanide quit sweets and chips years ago but he's too ashamed to admit it because it would mean he admits he was wrong eating them in first place and because being that Indian junk food addict is what he's best known for so he keeps doing stuff like dropping something on floor and then laying on it and making weird noises only to keep everyone thinking he still does Pringles.

    • @shadowthedarkshadow6960
      @shadowthedarkshadow6960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kasiarzynka oh.... Now I'm going to think about this for a long long time

  • @CameraDev
    @CameraDev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    “It won’t go in no matter how much I wiggle it”
    Said no one ever before SovietWomble

    • @TJPrime99
      @TJPrime99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      You haven't met my girlfriend then.
      That's ok, neither have I

    • @EuphoricPeanut
      @EuphoricPeanut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Crafty Gaming quite a rare specimen.

    • @scouseleemini1
      @scouseleemini1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TJPrime Don’t worry, I haven’t met mine either

    • @andrebailey2015
      @andrebailey2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@scouseleemini1 same :/

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TJPrime99 thats almost a kamikaze i think just you kind of blew up a building instead

  • @chopsuey--
    @chopsuey-- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1655

    "To cancel an Indian"
    "Oh you've got takeaway"
    "No he's a hitman"
    Omfg XD

    • @Zulfburht
      @Zulfburht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      627283 8383 the bell should have been rung for that one

    • @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety
      @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ah, he's going to kill Cyanide

    • @honouredknight-wanderer357
      @honouredknight-wanderer357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AI Deep Space Combat Unit 4730 Lexael I think that counts as charity XD

    • @19zuzi82
      @19zuzi82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Zulfburht a True (generously paid) Hitman is not racist, he kills regardless of race, gender and creed.

    • @kyleallman9373
      @kyleallman9373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      6:59 You're welcome.

  • @zifny3035
    @zifny3035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    "Gladpus I kissed you twice"
    "I noticed"
    Is a very funny and underrated line

  • @catnipboi5155
    @catnipboi5155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8169

    “Your country produced Samurais and then they produced you”

    • @arxy98
      @arxy98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      I'm crying so loud :,DDDDD

    • @ZeAnderson-en4qu
      @ZeAnderson-en4qu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Wait is he from japan?

    • @Nematoda4ever
      @Nematoda4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      @@ZeAnderson-en4qu yes, Rotary is japanese live on US if i'm not mistaken

    • @hadesfist1017
      @hadesfist1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Nematoda4ever does he know any Japanese?

    • @ZeAnderson-en4qu
      @ZeAnderson-en4qu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Omg ZF has Japanese?!
      Im so glad as same Japanese

  • @Janeru
    @Janeru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3875

    The “fucka you” part amazed me, he animated all of that...

    • @wenbluepirate3954
      @wenbluepirate3954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@xzraiderzx308 really?

    • @zameliz
      @zameliz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Yeah Womble has made subtitles into a form of art. This one dude did a breakdown on how he does it, I'll leave the link here: th-cam.com/video/0ZjEYTBJO7g/w-d-xo.html

    • @snjert8406
      @snjert8406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So. Much. Work.

    • @kasyanchik
      @kasyanchik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Womble actually animated this sequence in Adobe After Effects by filming his hands over a greenscreen wearing gloves with some tacks attached for further tracking

    • @voodoo5845
      @voodoo5845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kasyanchik your kidding

  • @eaglegosuperskarmor
    @eaglegosuperskarmor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    soviet:"Are you eating it off the floor"
    cyanide voice:"No"
    subtitles:"Yes"

    • @zoloko1850
      @zoloko1850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      truly Z.F.'s finest members XD

    • @belion438
      @belion438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With that alone it's a masterpiece

    • @Luisert87
      @Luisert87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Classic Soviet

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zoloko 18
      You’re right, they are members.
      Massive, infected, throbbing members.

  • @gaminggladiator06
    @gaminggladiator06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1536

    “Blocked nose for two weeks now.”
    “Do you need me to rub anything for you?”
    “Hands off, creepy old man.”
    “I’m not planning on touching a creepy old man.”

  • @SUPERMavic
    @SUPERMavic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    “I don’t like you anymore”
    “I never liked you anyway”
    “Okay”
    I really felt that bro.

    • @CrocandCo.
      @CrocandCo. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That "Okay" rage comic face was a nice touch

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Poor Bavon.

    • @SUPERMavic
      @SUPERMavic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas Held i know right?

  • @owendavis690
    @owendavis690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    "Your country produced Samurais and then they produced you"
    Best line I've ever heard so far, 10/10

  • @jediofmischief
    @jediofmischief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    "Let's play strip rocket league"
    "But what if you're already naked"
    LMFAO

    • @GTAmaniac1
      @GTAmaniac1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You still have skin and muscle on you

    • @eduardoperez2620
      @eduardoperez2620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@GTAmaniac1 i wish i could unsee your comment

    • @iMajoraGaming
      @iMajoraGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I game naked. Fight me.

  • @mrmcmoustache9615
    @mrmcmoustache9615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    “He is a fucking golden retriever I swear to god”
    My brain a second later: “SOVIET RETRIEVER”

  • @Kyriakos703
    @Kyriakos703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    "Are you eating them off the floor?"
    " -No- yes"

    • @SilverFoxXLulu
      @SilverFoxXLulu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Randumb What do you mean, he ruined it for you ?

    • @Jp4wt
      @Jp4wt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Randumb to be fair reading the comments before watching the video is your own fault. its literally true for every single video on youtube: "someone in the comment section will ruin it for you"

    • @SilverFoxXLulu
      @SilverFoxXLulu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Randumb Just like Jp4wt said, reading comments before watching the video wasn't a smart choice

    • @Kyriakos703
      @Kyriakos703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Randumb Love replying to ignorant people? So I'm ignorant because I quoted a line I liked from the video? You straight up read the comments while watching the video, and proceed to complain to *me* about it. Sounds like you're the one being ignorant.
      Keep your eyes on the videos. Read the comments later.
      Edit: Refreshed the reply chain and saw, your latest reply. Glad to see we're on the same page.

    • @SilverFoxXLulu
      @SilverFoxXLulu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Randumb Better luck next time, just have to wait for the next Womble video Haha

  • @jaibhagat6778
    @jaibhagat6778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1371

    Soviet: *uploads after god knows how many months*
    Me: *screaming stops*

    • @djkunz95
      @djkunz95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Aaaand after 8 minutes back to the screaming, eh?

    • @Anroll282
      @Anroll282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@djkunz95 more like after 32 minutes

    • @Kennobi15
      @Kennobi15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The real mystery is where has this footage been all this time? This was shot during season 2, 🤔

    • @HBFBajaRacer
      @HBFBajaRacer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kennobi15 What? Rocket League is on season 12 lol, season 2 started in Feb 2016

    • @Kennobi15
      @Kennobi15 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HBFBajaRacer my apologies I accidentally said 4 thinking of that darn pass.

  • @InuyashaFanatic13
    @InuyashaFanatic13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    That was a concentrated dose of ZF right there, holy shit. I feel like I just did a line of cocaine.

    • @liltsi
      @liltsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tomie Maybe you did

    • @ReissDHozak
      @ReissDHozak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Legit feel fucking high after watching that, holy shit. Laughing so hard I've gone light-headed.

    • @lenjaminbang
      @lenjaminbang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I KNOW RIGHT

  • @sevayen6429
    @sevayen6429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    That last "NO" Cyanide does before you can hear him dive to the floor to eat chips kills me

  • @Baelor_uwu
    @Baelor_uwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1696

    "Hands off creepy old man."
    "I'm not planning on touching a creepy old man."

    • @Felondail
      @Felondail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      By far one of the best things I've heard all month

    • @LykaiosThePanther
      @LykaiosThePanther 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thats why you have to put comma

    • @TheRedKing247
      @TheRedKing247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Moley is fucking smooth as fuck man

  • @kaustubhgokhale9564
    @kaustubhgokhale9564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    "Your country produced Samurais, and then they produced you"
    This is by far the most brilliant roast I've ever seen among all the bullshittery videos

    • @medicreaper7325
      @medicreaper7325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i cant stop laughing at that

    • @Jayberisk3793
      @Jayberisk3793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Even better than the one where Soviet asked "what's the most insignificant thing I could possibly buy for less than $20" and cyanide said "your dignity"?

    • @garr_inc
      @garr_inc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Jayberisk3793 No, Dignity Roast is forever in the first place. But this one is easily in top 3.

    • @michaelkurniawan4629
      @michaelkurniawan4629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I literally replay that things and still make me laugh man

  • @anchuin
    @anchuin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Me: Oh no, does this go on for the whole 8 Minutes?
    Also me: 8 Minutes of laughter.

  • @burakcz631
    @burakcz631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love how each different video series has a distinct feel to it. You have the ARMA series which is basically its own cinematic universe at this point and than you have this which is just an endless barrage of jokes taken out of context

  • @michaelr7254
    @michaelr7254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    "Your country produced Samurais and then they produced you!"
    *A few moments later*
    "Ah! Dropped my chips!"

    • @CyranofromBergerac
      @CyranofromBergerac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      In all fairness, HIS country didn't produce samurai.

    • @weezypeezy508
      @weezypeezy508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Cyanide's country produced tech support scammers

    • @sitdownlad7918
      @sitdownlad7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@CyranofromBergerac His country produced war elephants, he has right to be fat

    • @Artrysa
      @Artrysa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sitdownlad7918 Just sprinkle a couple caltrops around and they're done for.

    • @brianb.1883
      @brianb.1883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sit down, lad, can you imagine being in an army formation, and having your enemy show up with elephant cavalry? I’d probably shat my kilt. lol

  • @unturnedhelper3495
    @unturnedhelper3495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Me: bored need something to watch
    *Soviet uploaded 13 minutes ago*
    me: *IMPOSSIBLE*

  • @observantsnack6397
    @observantsnack6397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    - goes on youtube
    - Soviet posted
    - "11 minutes ago"
    - watches the video
    - time to wait another month, see you in december

    • @kobi9675
      @kobi9675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What do you mean by 'another month'?

    • @thomasckik
      @thomasckik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Glad that you're very optimistic :)

    • @vincenttroost2652
      @vincenttroost2652 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Péter Szécsényi till he uploads a vid again

    • @vincenttroost2652
      @vincenttroost2652 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Péter Szécsényi i think?

    • @hstgamerr
      @hstgamerr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’d prefer to say months.

  • @TheRedKing247
    @TheRedKing247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    This is still one of if not the best bullshitteries just because of how quickly edited it is. There's so many funny moment in every single minute of this video, it's great.

  • @HACHIAttack
    @HACHIAttack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3833

    No Nut November:
    Diffculty: Nep

    • @emilycrofton450
      @emilycrofton450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      Diffculty: Darius

    • @forsemasterjedi
      @forsemasterjedi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@emilycrofton450 Why are you geh?

    • @emilycrofton450
      @emilycrofton450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@forsemasterjedi why aren't you?

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@emilycrofton450 gay more like gay amirite

    • @dinliner08
      @dinliner08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i prefer Edberg

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    **Darius Moans**
    Nep Stretching: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be lewdgendary!

    • @Yceb0x
      @Yceb0x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      *New opponent has entered*
      _”HELLO CAKE”_

    • @vapor404
      @vapor404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Zone tan has entered the chat
      Sharman has entered the chat

    • @nezunish-898
      @nezunish-898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vapor404 I see a man of culture.

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah~ Sharman, Shadman's lesser known evil twin.

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jocose Sonata
      He’s Indian, instead of lewding like his brother, he guides thicc bihs to enlightenment.

  • @Sovreign071
    @Sovreign071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    Nep and Darius could make an album together:
    Totally Not Sexy Noises.

    • @djAstraim
      @djAstraim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      easier name: Zero Fucks

    • @sebicmiel4221
      @sebicmiel4221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just stretching ;)

    • @Dias75
      @Dias75 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice one !! I do a lot of tournaments live on twitch ! I host them and upload them here ! Soon prizes will be added ;)

    • @simplychuck2337
      @simplychuck2337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dias75 you're really bad a self promo you didn't even say what your twitch name is
      Also stop self promoting

    • @Dias75
      @Dias75 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@simplychuck2337 got your attention ? 1 - 0 for me ;) (Also eat a Snickers or go out for a little walk)

  • @Cucumber_Dragon
    @Cucumber_Dragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I will never forget that “NERRRR” at the 8:00

  • @oliverbass2462
    @oliverbass2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    “rocket season 2 begins”
    I think we’re in season 11/12 now so holy shit you held on to this footage for a while Womble

    • @TheScania1991
      @TheScania1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought the same thing, I saw this ans was like 'arent the seasons double digit by now?'
      On a related note, my alarm goes off at 4 am, I really should be sleeping lol

    • @Kacperskid
      @Kacperskid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      4 years of footage in one video, damn that so like Womble

    • @patton333
      @patton333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The short clip of his chat reacting to neb is from yesterday too, he made a short stream to record chat because he didn't capture it when it happened.

    • @D3aThKult
      @D3aThKult 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It has Rocket Pass, so, in worst case scenario, this thing has one year
      EDIT: Season 2... Holy shit Womble.

  • @okuofcourse
    @okuofcourse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    4:14
    Thats the reason why we've been waiting for months.

    • @zakstevens1069
      @zakstevens1069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Worth the wait tbh

    • @okuofcourse
      @okuofcourse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zakstevens1069 Yes

    • @jamesdessent5984
      @jamesdessent5984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I thought it was gonna be a link to some moaning, so that this would be a soviet wastes his time wanking too much joke

    • @Monomaniac4L
      @Monomaniac4L 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you guys hear the click

  • @BPKPhoenix
    @BPKPhoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3122

    _"Come on... ugh... come on, yes..yes yes yes yes! Come on... Perfectly Centered! Come on! Go in! Come on! Go in! OH YESS!

    • @schonnj
      @schonnj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      "oh, what is in my head right now?"

    • @Nazca_Weebvern
      @Nazca_Weebvern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      schonnj lots of lewd shit

    • @KennethSee
      @KennethSee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I'll be in my bunk!!!

    • @midnight40007
      @midnight40007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'll be waiting in bed for you nep..

    • @Maxiz60
      @Maxiz60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      4:30

  • @shadowdragon4516
    @shadowdragon4516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    2:20 it’s the nep “stretching” thing all over again!
    4:38 the “stretching” thing is taking over!

    • @Regular93
      @Regular93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Edberg in the chat: TWAT!

  • @KingNanoA
    @KingNanoA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "If we had an ethically wrong bell, it would always be ringing."

    • @TheChapelx
      @TheChapelx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If they had an ethically wrong bell, the bastard would be the size of a church bell

    • @danzansandeev6033
      @danzansandeev6033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheChapelx en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bell
      nah it would be this size XD

    • @Derpy-qg9hn
      @Derpy-qg9hn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, like the racism bell in the Rising Storm vid?

  • @legato3692
    @legato3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    4:15 sovietwomble's art of subtitles

  • @tenacityxl
    @tenacityxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    “I hear Nep or angels.”
    That was smoother than Cyanide covered in butter.
    Enjoy the mental image!

  • @charlotteoconnell9810
    @charlotteoconnell9810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    “Remember the Gestapo? You’re not bringing back the Gestapo” two Nazi war criminals talking about their secret police service in Argentina 1947 colourised

  • @lorddrunkenberg2036
    @lorddrunkenberg2036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3802

    Nobody:
    Sovietwomble's clan: *S E X U A L N O I S E S*

    • @Pranaynaynay
      @Pranaynaynay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Perfect for bisexuals

    • @orlandot1538
      @orlandot1538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Honesty wouldn't want this clan any other way

    • @GothicLeviathan
      @GothicLeviathan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Pranaynaynay best way to have it

    • @iAsked900
      @iAsked900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like "Ethically wrong"

    • @winstonchurchill7822
      @winstonchurchill7822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@iAsked900 morally gray? More like morally gay

  • @a3nofficial25
    @a3nofficial25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    That samurai joke was so good the racist bell didn’t even ring lmao

    • @hyliandoctor
      @hyliandoctor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was ringing it for them.

    • @peachout6227
      @peachout6227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Captain? I dont get it.

    • @lucianlordofthesquirrels617
      @lucianlordofthesquirrels617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not racist really, since he’s saying the guy is a disappointment to his culture

    • @Ken_neThT
      @Ken_neThT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hatwox wtf Singapore and Japan are almost in the same zone?

    • @aethelon4144
      @aethelon4144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ken_neThT One hour difference if i'm not wrong

  • @gnome9773
    @gnome9773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Can hear the real distress when Cy drops his chips.

    • @error9305
      @error9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes all that terror

    • @19zuzi82
      @19zuzi82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sheer panic.

    • @honkfather5452
      @honkfather5452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What do you expect his girlfriend literally told wobble he eats while being rapped in a blanket and the poor man is crazy.

  • @thomasnelson5758
    @thomasnelson5758 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:55
    "Moley you sound so different"
    "I've got a new microphone but it's on public toilet setting"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @lewis3595
    @lewis3595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    This is like the entire ZF series compressed into almost 9mins

  • @edwardwest200
    @edwardwest200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    "Where did you go chubb?"
    "To cancel an indian"
    "Oh you've got a takeaway"
    "No he's a hitman"
    Thank you for that. Need to clean my drink off my keyboard..

    • @NorthernWolfSoul
      @NorthernWolfSoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which indian do you think he went to cansel? I can think of 1...

    • @RohitRajput-iw5yd
      @RohitRajput-iw5yd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can you explain that joke to me? My dumbass ain't able to understand it

    • @duydome
      @duydome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't understand this too

    • @NorthernWolfSoul
      @NorthernWolfSoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@duydome Cyanide is Indian, or at least of Indian descent

    • @maxbecker7407
      @maxbecker7407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The funny thing is there’s an actual level in hitman two in Mumbai where you kill two Indians so he could have been playing hitman

  • @charmssy5663
    @charmssy5663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    when the “mine” part of soviet showed, I thought of the seagulls from finding nemo

    • @darkeneddragon19
      @darkeneddragon19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Womble has already done that joke though.

    • @charmssy5663
      @charmssy5663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah, but I can’t help it when I hear many “mine” ahahahahahaha

    • @19zuzi82
      @19zuzi82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@darkeneddragon19 Multiple times in CSGO, ppl like the AWPs!!

    • @toreywelk9198
      @toreywelk9198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking the same thing...also they did that is counter strike a few times..were they all were saying "mine" but did not do the finding Nemo clip

    • @tallguy8719
      @tallguy8719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all did

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "I hate you like your parents hate you."
    *I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt*

  • @sorasarielcl
    @sorasarielcl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    "Rotary!"
    "Your country produced Samurai and they produced YOU!"
    That is one of the best insult on a Japanese person I've ever heard.

    • @MorganFGO
      @MorganFGO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely

    • @Laucron
      @Laucron 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is he a Japanese american or just japanese. Because I have never met or seen a japanese guy that speaks anything resembling to decent english

    • @sorasarielcl
      @sorasarielcl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Laucron well, from the comment section. I think he is American but he is Japanese by birth

    • @CrocandCo.
      @CrocandCo. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I felt that insult an it was even for me, I ain't even Japanese.

  • @skymanmcd6012
    @skymanmcd6012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2062

    “Cyanide Van de Sar”
    “Gianluigi Cyanide”
    “Cristiano Cyanide”
    “Cyanide Messi”
    “Cyanide Neuer”
    “Diego Maradona”
    “Iker Cyanide”
    “Lionel Cyanide”
    “Louis Van Cyanide”
    “Christiano Cyanido”
    Ladies and Gentlemen, it appears we finally have the Cyanide Dream Team

    • @Correon28
      @Correon28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      "There is only Cyanide in Cyanide's Dream Team..."

    • @haidbz
      @haidbz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      There're 11 players in a soccer team. You listed 10. Maybe Cyanide isn't cut out for football after all.

    • @ZetaCheese
      @ZetaCheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@haidbz his team will just receive a red card at the start of every game and then still win the match

    • @fernando47180
      @fernando47180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The 11th player is regular Cyanide

    • @GuakstickLabs
      @GuakstickLabs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I love how we're forgetting there's just Diego Maradona in there.

  • @kwally0799
    @kwally0799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    Womble isn’t a golden retriever, he’s the seagulls from finding nemo

    • @OkuriLucy
      @OkuriLucy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Golden retrievers are just seagull dogs

    • @untamedpandasweg8986
      @untamedpandasweg8986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      creeper gaming Humans that can't understand math are just animals.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or Vegeta from DBZA

    • @ms-ellie3370
      @ms-ellie3370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what's the difference?

    • @darkhorseman90
      @darkhorseman90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      as much as Tom is to buckets

  • @willhall1874
    @willhall1874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Cyanide’s accent thickens when he’s angry.
    Source: 7:34

    • @jerichohermoso4323
      @jerichohermoso4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is thicc

    • @Hellscrap3r
      @Hellscrap3r 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YOU AB-SO-LYOOT BAH-STURD
      He sounds oddly posh, I love it

  • @RizkyBhimantara17
    @RizkyBhimantara17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    "Oh look here it is again, and here it is on slow motion"
    Im fckn dead by laughin so hard

  • @Practicallypreposterous
    @Practicallypreposterous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    01:46 "Ree."
    You have no idea how much I relate to this on an emotional and existential level

    • @horace3673
      @horace3673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A nerdy gentleman

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ree

    • @Practicallypreposterous
      @Practicallypreposterous ปีที่แล้ว

      Life update: I unintentionally started saying Ree since the video and it's now actually been my default response to when I'm too tired to get angry about something for the past three years I-

  • @dhruv1019
    @dhruv1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1221

    1:46 When you're a memelord but also high society

  • @Strategic_Reformer
    @Strategic_Reformer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    8:09
    "I'm not sure if he ragequit or ate the microphone"

  • @NemoDakkar13
    @NemoDakkar13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    "The Sounds of SovietWomble and the ZF Crew, vol. 1"

    • @xXatomic2009Xx
      @xXatomic2009Xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      At this point it's more like Vol 12 or something

    • @SirAzi01
      @SirAzi01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where can I order?

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It goes for 4 hours and 3/4 of that is just the word “fuck” followed by “bastard”.

    • @lagspresso
      @lagspresso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joe Pickering the soothing sounds of ZF in nature

    • @benceklock4831
      @benceklock4831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We need to make a new space probe that carries these sounds. I mean think about it, once aliens hear these sounds, they'll think we're clearly superior and will give us their entire interplanetary empire.

  • @kriegofficergary6921
    @kriegofficergary6921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    In the seas of youtubers afraid of getting demonetized and censoring themselves there is always the raw gem of Soviet's content

    • @CMWick
      @CMWick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Getting 8 grand a month from patreon helps as he doesn't need the youtube money

    • @mtnd02.06
      @mtnd02.06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @G TO G TRIPPY
      Most other Streamers, Patreon, PodCasters, etc, earn money from other platforms but still censor content for their YT cash.
      It's why I love Womble, he's content with what he has.

  • @TheOdst219
    @TheOdst219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    That "Fucka You" was some next level editing.

    • @idontlikethis980
      @idontlikethis980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think it was the dog

    • @JohnDickinson
      @JohnDickinson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The "fucka you" was the rotoscoping work that he mentioned on the stream. Puppets with capture points, which he then attached the text to in after effects...next level animation/editing indeed. I take my hat off to you...well done Comrade Womble.

    • @rogerhu126
      @rogerhu126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      YOU MASSIVE OVEREDITOR

    • @lesleygalvin3239
      @lesleygalvin3239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      F U C K A
      Y O u

    • @TheDevNell
      @TheDevNell 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zeis always makes everything better.

  • @rheannaolssen3851
    @rheannaolssen3851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "where'd you go?"
    "to cancel an Indian"
    "oh you got a takeaway?"
    "no he's a hitman"
    Made me snort with laughter 😂

  • @sorasarielcl
    @sorasarielcl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    "I hear Nep or angels."
    -Moley
    I must say that is very smooth, Soviet should use something like that on Saori.

    • @corytheodst5260
      @corytheodst5260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SkyStrikeGames #Yolo might I ask who saori is

    • @sorasarielcl
      @sorasarielcl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@corytheodst5260 well, she is a twitch streamer that Womble has a crush on.

    • @corytheodst5260
      @corytheodst5260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SkyStrikeGames #Yolo thanks

    • @amf1435
      @amf1435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is the joke that its either Nep or angels talking or is it like some phrase? Not native speaker

    • @cam_o_man3419
      @cam_o_man3419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@amf1435 It's meant to be "I confuse your voice with the voice of angels because it's so nice".

  • @avagreen9060
    @avagreen9060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    "They call it socCAR," is the shittiest James May tier joke I've ever heard.

    • @whiteweb6546
      @whiteweb6546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The actual game mode is called 'soccar' xD

    • @Mabra51
      @Mabra51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whoever thought it was a great idea to combine football and cars is a fucking genius.

  • @arjun._.bbC6
    @arjun._.bbC6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    "you massive overeditor". Remembered that when the "fucka you" part came on.
    Hats off, brother womble.

  • @merroika1050
    @merroika1050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I'm never get bored by the sound of cyanide's headphone drop when he ragequit

  • @-voiddemoni-9243
    @-voiddemoni-9243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    “Oh look here it is again”
    “And here it is in slow motion!”
    “Hahahahahaha-“

    • @TheDevNell
      @TheDevNell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The Recorder version of My Heart Will Go On in the background is too perfect .

    • @thisisanaccount7165
      @thisisanaccount7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SASSY ON TWITTER NEP. YOU GREAT BIG FLAMING BIT-"

    • @watergamer6446
      @watergamer6446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "behrevbehhnehhdeh"

  • @AsianRambo
    @AsianRambo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    3:22 Nep: No one saw that
    Soviet editing: I gonna ruin this woman's career

    • @mordredvonumbra154
      @mordredvonumbra154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When you play with womble . . . You simply cant say noone saw that and get away with it.

    • @domdagamer5285
      @domdagamer5285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Michał Augustynowicz yup. If you say no one saw something he will search hours of footage to prove you wrong.

    • @ramyzaki4866
      @ramyzaki4866 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What did nep said on twitter that got womble mad?

  • @Nordern
    @Nordern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    This is just 9 minutes of *noises* , I love it 🤣

    • @19zuzi82
      @19zuzi82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to ZF clan, regardless of what's going on around them, lol

    • @novawolf106
      @novawolf106 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nordern good to see you here

    • @gavinl1565
      @gavinl1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Norden Digby needs to see if you can get in the zf clan

    • @Nordern
      @Nordern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gavinl1565 no.

    • @gavinl1565
      @gavinl1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nordern. Let me guess you don't want to have to deal with them on a daily basses.

  • @manipulatedfuze2240
    @manipulatedfuze2240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Every time I see the Nep scene where she misses the goal, I smile, I also think that Nep knew Soviet was going to see that when he re-watched the stream and that he would put it in the VOD. Still thanks for the awesome scene Nep! Lovely work Soviet.

  • @DarkLiberatorZone
    @DarkLiberatorZone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    "Damn, I forgot to shill some VPN service or shitty mobile game"
    OOF

    • @ronan8881
      @ronan8881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ok

    • @thewakaemu117
      @thewakaemu117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Heyyy what are you doing here?

    • @TheChinkeat
      @TheChinkeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow Dark didn't expect you would be here

    • @DarkLiberatorZone
      @DarkLiberatorZone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      TheChinkeat Just because I make videos, doesn't mean we don't watch them :P

    • @TheChinkeat
      @TheChinkeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DarkLiberatorZone Yeah I agree

  • @egnato1165
    @egnato1165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "Come on, get it in, get it in, get it in"
    *Everyone chuckles*
    "Really?"
    I love how they just told a whole joke with such few words

  • @dogeusedwow
    @dogeusedwow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    1:34 "season 2 begins"
    Did this footage just lay around for like 2 years, we are now in season 12

    • @ardytardy3513
      @ardytardy3513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      More like 4 years

    • @asianslayer2181
      @asianslayer2181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Are you new on this channel?

    • @bowserlevx
      @bowserlevx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      soviet said in a stream that this has been somthing hes wanted to do but when he puts it up for the vote on his patreon things like arma and cs go tend to get more votes. thess last few weeks he decided not to do a vote at all and just make this one

    • @chasr34
      @chasr34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      actually, multiple footages, cuz right after shows the summer event, which was this year

  • @the3xploit372
    @the3xploit372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "i've got a new microphone but its on public toilet setting" omfg i'm dead

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    2:37 “who is ejaculating money”
    Mr Krabs: *nervous sweating*

    • @johnnyvo2610
      @johnnyvo2610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's a Giratina.

    • @mr.krabs1009
      @mr.krabs1009 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let’s keep it between us

  • @injuredpotato
    @injuredpotato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    "Cancel an indian"
    "You got a takeaway?"
    "No hes a hitman" has me creasing😂😂😂

    • @paulramage7744
      @paulramage7744 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've not cried laughing at a TH-cam video for ages until I seen that 😂😂😂😂

    • @anthonymelcher6190
      @anthonymelcher6190 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont get it

    • @andylee138
      @andylee138 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont get it

    • @paulramage7744
      @paulramage7744 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It means he killed an indian guy

    • @PetersaberHD
      @PetersaberHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anthonymelcher6190 He murdered someone

  • @jomar1001001
    @jomar1001001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Nep is really channeling her inner Fernando Torres. Also, I really enjoyed cyanide referring himself to world famous goalkeepers, then attackers, then back to goalkeepers.

    • @bezretmet
      @bezretmet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hey leave el nino alone. that goal against barca got us the UCL trophy!

    • @jomar1001001
      @jomar1001001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bezretmet I am angered at just the mention of that.

    • @bezretmet
      @bezretmet 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jomar1001001 sucks to suck then

    • @nedfrizy9315
      @nedfrizy9315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      because fuck the midfielder and defender. 😂

    • @saintroddy
      @saintroddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Louis van Cyanide? Wouldn't he just be passing it around the back aimlessly?

  • @LukeBeks
    @LukeBeks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This episode is so wonderfully high frequency hilarity, I can't even imagine how much footage this was and how much it was distilled into this brilliance