The Awful Russian "Gamer Movie" You'll Never Watch - HOOKED
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In today's RUSSIAN MOVIE REVIEW we're looking at NA IGRE, also known as "HOOKED ON THE GAME" - a weird 2009 Russian movie about gamers who get gaming superpowers in real life.
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So they basically made a movie about everyone's imagination when they were 12 and played Call of Duty?
Damn, there was no call of duty when I was 12 haha. Battlefield 1942 and mods were my thing haha
@@jr2904 Yeah nobody asked
@@iloveindomienoodle Nobody asked you either
собака lol.
@ArmchairWarrior correct sir
@@iloveindomienoodle oh no! I'm so touched and bothered
I remember how after the release of this movie 90% of cs 1.6 players started using the nicknames Vampir and Doc
please no
@@killthegod8888 I am sorry sir. It's true.
cringe
lol
Quake announcer: "Ultracrienge"
You have skipped the best joke in this movie:
"There are no one here, swear it on my Mother"
opens up door and a see a platoon of mercenaries
"Actually, I don't have mother"
That is a gamer moment
Epic
@@KeplerX I think if guys play in Dota 2, this dude hear very much good words about his mother :)
That brief certified MLG moment gave me a few seconds of euphoria.
I kinda miss old "Hello Blazers !" Intro.
At least say word blazers. That won't get you demonetized.
hello blazers NO FUCKERZ HERE best intro
He says it in more talkative videos
isn't it the way he ses up film reviews? because he says that on other newer vlogs. I thought it was just his setting up a different flavor of episode(?)
Hello Brazzers
The way these "gamers" are jumping and running, around in the action scenes, they're the most physically fit, and mobile gamers that I've ever seen.
Really? Or do you just live in America?
Ever played VR games? They're much more fun when you go nuts with it :)
There's even a popular CS clone called Pavlov, so it fits!
@Conner Wine lmfao nope... Obesity ONLY exists in america
@Conner Wine been to all around the world OBESITY ONLY EXISTS IN AMERICA! it doesn't even exist in any other country and never has, literally in the history of life not a single human has ever been obese until 'murica! Which is why no other country has ever seen an obese person before, ever
@Conner Wine lmfao BRO! IM JOKING! RELAX! canada's fat too
When boomers try to appeal to the youth
It's so annoying
i mean, at least its the first movie that acknowledged the existence of esports i guess lol
Φ’s in the chat
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Ты красивая ♥️💞
@Chad why?
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@Spyratic History неетттт
American gamers: sad incel schizos who dress up as clowns
Russian gamers: epic crime fighting chads
Ironically the situation in their respective militaries is exactly the opposite.
@@DrCruel they're not that far from eachother lmao
Russia is the country that just keeps on giving bruh I swear
Bruh nation anthem.
earth is just a bruh moment in general
Russia, the world's Florida.
USA also has its bad moments
Every country has there bad moments
Minecraft gamers in this movie be like:
P U N C H T R E E
Why on earth would the ministry of culture fund the movie?
In my country they only give funding to historical movies and ect.
They also fund "gopnik comedy movies" mentioned in the first part of the video...
Basically, if they fund any movie nowadays, it means that they just give their friends money, that they proceed to not use on the movie itself whatsoever. Corruption basically.
the amount of ads, yes roman get that bread my love
i have adblock, nerd
jk, you not nerd
@@spellcastingprofessional you can't take it back you already broke my heart
smol peepee obviously he is scared every Russian media is scared to cover this and since he is kinda becoming and getting classified as. A journalist it is worse for him to make a video about it. I mean the response of Russian government and star media is that he is sick and git poisoning from somewhere ,Even Russian doctors didn’t treat him he had to be shifted to Berlin for proper medical care
@@ahyan14 bro who are you trying to fight...
smol peepee we know you changed the comment scared of your FSB agent seeing this
There I am, a native Russian speaker, watching an English review by a Russian dude of a Russian movie I last watched at the cinema when I was a kid
That old nfkrz image gets me every time
"Gamers have small brains"- Roman Abalin, August 2020.
@P82V2 cuz he's balling
That doesn't sound like a Russian name 😂 sounds like some Mongolian or something.
@@ElectrusBoom I searched up Abalin, and the name shows up in Russia, Kyrgyzstan, India, Philippines, Azerbaijan, Ukraine, Belarus, Hungary, France, Poland, the UAE, and Brazil.
Source:forebears.io/surnames/abalin
@@ElectrusBoom ? what does geographical location have to do with ethnicity in Russia? People have been moving round and areas have been russified or been filled with deported minorities. Kazakhstan is full of Russians, Kyrgyzstan is full of deported 3rd generation Korean Russians, most people in Vladivostok are Russian, there are Tatars and Uzbeks in Moscow, like what's your point living in Chelyabinsk and being part Mongol or Buryat or Kalmyk or whatever have no relation
@@SocialistFinn1 you all wrote so much, but this surname has nothing to do with Asia
Sounds fun, although when Russians play Counter Strike, it tends to be a lot louder (;
And with a lot of Blyat
Most bizzare thing: some people here in Russia defend this atrocity of the movie and call it "nostalgic".
Bruh, then I was 11 I watched Mortal Kombat the movie like 3 billion times and thought it was good. To this day it has a special place in my heart. Like a necrotic scar in people survived a heart attack.
@@laierr hey... MK1 is the best movie based on a video game ever
@@bananaempijama well. Yes. So?
@@laierr so it's just a fact honestly
@@bananaempijama it's debatable. There is Silent Hill 1 good movie. Also Postal. Game is trash so movie too and mostly well represents Dude life. I mean if Ryan Reynolds was fan and get big money and big good guys to make it would be even better but still jobe done. Best Uwe Boll adaptation.
Bee Movie is a legend, it's just too deep for you
Roman, I'm sorry for not watching this. I came back to watch it after you called us out for not watching it in your newest video and you were right. It's great. I can tell you put a lot of effort into it.
20:30 Palladium is a real element. According to Wikipedia it's used as a catalyst for certain chemical reactions so probably pretty useful depending on what other industries the mob boss has his hands on.
This movie is like the Dragon Ball live action, when you're kid you like the idea but when you watch the movie you change your opinion!
Even this movie better than DB movie.
i think NFKRZ is scared from the Navalny situation. dont blame him
He's still quite young, too young to want to wake up dead no matter how hard his life is.
This is one of those times where being famous on TH-cam would not be a good thing.
Why should he be scared? Whole russian youtube is talking about that and it's not a big secret.
Ehh, Russia is not North Korea, I think he'll be fine for now.
They won't go after a normal guy on the Internet. Navalny most likely had links with western powers, and got caught inthe game of cold war
That's the longest spoiler video ever
That "Sniper" rifle appears to be just an SKS in some crappy bullpup stock. Also am I the only one who noticed that there was no scope or sights on the rifle?
Must be aimbot
That's VKS
@@Kari-im6go No, it's most definitely a SKS
@@ridhosamudro2199 damn, it really is
watch?v=ZrRdgjpIDf8
there are so many old nfkrz references
MLG
Hey, how about reviewing a "Hardcore Henry" movie?)
but this movie is boring
@@---777--- Hardcore is boring? Bruh..
брат момент.
Tf It a porno where a guy flexes his bunghole while being horny
That was a epic movie 😊
So it's kinda like Scott Pilgrim but taking itself too seriously and lacking any actual game-like fight scenes...
I love these movie analysis videos, hope the relatively low views on this one doesn't discourage you from making more.
ooh look le funny filipino internet man
It’s like when i try to write ideas to a movies when i was 12
Need for speed undercover with an steering wheel. Its Satan himself
Wait, whats wrong with that?
@@NFSBeast2365 its an arcade game
So, they took Kevin Hart's Ride Along and made it Russian. Interesting. Wait...2011? I think Kevin Hart robbed ya'll 🤣🤣🤣
I'm surprised you didn't mention хоттабыч, that film is much better
Epic edits tho :D
} {0тт@бь)ч is very l33t
Just we wait.
What is your opinion on the whole Navalny poisoning thing?
@@lieutenantcandlewax To be fair, criticising the government for maybe poisoning someone for criticising the government probably wouldn't be a smart move...
@@arkayenjay i wanna know his thoughts but i always worry when he makes those controversial political videos
@@arkayenjay Not exactly a "pro gamer move" lol.
He wont and shouldnt mention it
@@kinta069 Why not?
If the Russian Corona Virus Vaccine was a movie
Imagine winning a disc like that today only to get the "superpowers" of Fall Guys.
WTF is there an “Angry Kid” graphic on the car at 13:28?
Oh fuck, that's what that was.
the movie is just a normal match in csgo
8:18 mlg gamers everybody, roman dont give me hope about mlg teletubbies
Wow I remember how I watched this movie when it came out and I thought it was lit
I gues I was an epic GAMER
I’ve had a couple drinks tonight, and I seriously thought I was imagining the Cum Town snippet about the suitcase during the Boris’s introduction
I had to pause and run that shit back.
i thought my audio was playing from another app. i also searched for a comment that would mention iy
боже мой это самый лучший фильм который я смотрел когда я ещё был мелочью пузатой
На безрыбье и рак рыба, тогда это было нечто умопомрачительное и сверх оригинальное.
Но, увы, сейчас, спустя время, единственное хорошее в этом фильме это детские и юношеские воспоминания о нём)
@@Mr-_-Robot не, Роман просто кучу тупых придирок сделал, выставив фильм гораздо более убогим чем он есть на самом деле.
@@ИлиарКил если вы про видеоролик, то я его даже смотреть не стал, я прекрасно помню суть фильма и всё плохое и хорошее что сам оттуда выделил, и именно на этом основал свой прошлый комментарий
0:04 what a pro, no sights needed. A true gamer one might say
looks like my imagination when I was like 8
Man I really missed your old mlg montage stuff, it's great to see it again for old times sake
I am Bolivian, and while traveling around Russia, I heard people calling me as "Tajik", several times, specially in the regions. In Moscow, I was "mexican". Very few Bolivians in Russia, none of use long hair,tough. One more thing, We don't have warlords in Bolivia, never had.
are you going to talk about the Navalny situation?
No because his carried and he gonna die although it's not a big secret so yeah I don't know
@@mikubrot why
this is basically just a glorification of every cod mw2 doritos mlg trickshotter ever
please make a video on the second movie because i'm too lazy to learn russian, just to watch the 2nd movie...
And I actually really enjoyed this video of yours! Props for the editing, i was laughing my ass off at some of the edited movie scenes xD
Great movie analysis as always and that picture of (I think it's-) timati with putin doing a thumbs up is peak comedy gold, brilliant usage of that photo.
👏My👏identity 👏is👏not👏your👏movie👏plot👏
I freaking love these videos NKFR makes. The fast food in USSR vid was my fav and first video.
Wanted to make a "gamers movie" for youngsters. Portrayed gaming as drug. Oh, shit! Another ghotnik movie!
The CEOs game is in a ps1 disk cover
Dude, I love this overview of a piece of Russian pop culture. Good stuff.
This is a great format. Hope you'll do more of this.
"From start to beginning"
lel
But for real, these reviews are really enjoyable, as they expose the mostly western audience to movies they would propably have never come across otherwise.
"Gamers have tiny brains" Roman.
Couldnt agree more.
Ur pfp. Get help ☦️
rofl "gamers don't deserve human rights" ROFL
You have no idea how happy you've made me when I heard you play a clip from Cum Town.
2:47 This dude's voice sounds like the bandits voices in STALKER.
"jumping around like there's low gravity enabled on the server or something" I am somewhat of a gamer myself
Your video quality is getting better and better you are the reason quarantine is not boring lol
Hey, I ordered. your doll a couple months ago. I guess I can kiss that
$30 goodbye.
Rip
You should definitely make a video about the sequel.
Antifa MLG is the most BASED thing Roman has ever done.
That Portal soundtrack in the background is pretty poggers
I think the whole message that this movie is conveying is "gamers bad"
Nah, the movie is not about "bad and dangerous gamers" . It's about *how people use their power* .
At the start of the story those *gamers were the good guys* .They wanted to save their friend, help to their parents and etc.
They were cleaning this world from mercenaries, mafia and other shit. But when they felt the power they became like the people they were fighting against and actually became monsters. And when they became monsters they were not gamers anymore.
7:06 something tells me the director really likes Fight Club
Finally a genius title for a Russian movie
In Russian it was called На игре. It is a pun since на игле means hooked (literally, on a needle), and на игре (on a game) sounds similar.
ues
The gaming scene fucking cracked me up, nice work
Hi Roman please don't get poisoned can you do that for us?
@13:27 their really is a decal of the Angry kid on the side of his truck 😂😂 brilliant 👌🏻
TH-cam: How many A D S do you want to have in your video?
NFKRZ: Yes❣🤣
Let the man have his ads as a fellow creator I am proud of him for coming this far with current TH-cam atmosphere.
his vids are usually demonetized so that's on YT, not him
@@BrownDusky
I got nothing against him and I support his content by watching him regularly with NO [a d b l o c k e r s] and even with this comment BUT when I watch three times per minute [A D S] while I watching his content I got also the right to make fun of it. ;)
@@rednyte6155
I know that he said that before BUT he is nevertheless the only one who setups the a d s. Artificial intelligence is not very intelligent when it comes to setting up things on its own. ^^
What is this yes meme
Yes. Ads
I'm surprised no one picked up on the portal 2 music in the background
Their car has Angry Kid on it 😂 that’s hilarious! That’s this old web cartoon made in England by the same company who make Wallace and Gromit it’s so funny 😂
Amazing "Why am I driving like a fucking idiot" call back love it
title is clickbait bro I watched it
Need for Speed Undercover with a controller = noobs
Need for Speed Undercover with a keyboard = pro
Need for Speed Undercover with a wheel = epic gamer
This movie slapped when I watched it as a kid
omg gamer mode mlg 2015 xx_quickscoper420_xx nfkrz moment bruh dewritos
It will get demonized again and copyright problem later.
I want a except of that gaming session with Roman's screeching lol
Damn didn't know that KuruHS was in a russian movie starring as a woman
kuruW
"OH MY GOD WHY AM I DRIVING LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT" got me so hard. Did not expect that in the slightest
Point Blank is from South Korea, dude.
Zepetto, to be exact
he literally called it a Korean cs clone lol
The best part of this video had to be the ironic self-awareness
"even more dumber" interesting
Hey Archduke I have to tell you som-
I shit my pants seeing the HALO jump scene. I wonder what Roman think about Russians in MGS
Hey nfkrz, make please a Review about the film,, дети против волшебников". It is a racist trash film, sponsored by the russian ministry of culture and orthodox church. It is crazy and was made for childreen!
I was hoping for a video about Navalny
In Soviet Russia games play you
4:43 was a great reference. I was also thinking the ninjas looked like that black mirror fighting game lmao
I thought it was going 2 be a bit like Hardcore Henry but no it's not ps i loved the Ads! 😂
did I see NFS undercover!?!?!?
Russian Pyrocynical at it again
Dust 2 is so widespread that it found its way into a movie.
блин, мне больше повезло, я подростком застал Властелина колец и все такое
шампунь "ГЕЙМЕР"
скажи перхоти "gg ez get good"
2я часть такая всратая была, давай про неё ещё ролик))))