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    I've seen a lot of videos on TH-cam of people trying different military foods (MREs) from different countries. I decided to go out to a surplus store and buy a Russian MRE IRP produced directly for the Russian army. Let's try it out! Smash like, subscribe and comment thx xoxo
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  • @Lord_Pilaf
    @Lord_Pilaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2492

    NFKRZ: Says "reservoir" with a French accent
    Also NFKRZ: *Payt*

    • @alienbeef0421
      @alienbeef0421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      E-co-lee

    • @idontknowhereiam556
      @idontknowhereiam556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@alienbeef0421 "rapsberry"

    • @kebman
      @kebman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Peat. We use it to make roofs and also it burns really well.

    • @MJMili
      @MJMili 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      hahaha payt

    • @terryjones9784
      @terryjones9784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ANGZ-I-OUS

  • @alupigus4281
    @alupigus4281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2518

    NFKRZ: This is made in 2019, i'll probably die after eating this.
    steve1989mreinfo: This 1934 MRE tastes awesome. Apart from the broken package and rusted cans looks fresh.

    • @TovarishLew
      @TovarishLew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      *eats beef from the 19th century*

    • @cettechaineestcloture.1351
      @cettechaineestcloture.1351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      @@TovarishLew he actually ate a cracker from the american civil war

    • @LaserTractor
      @LaserTractor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @Arne Wiik bruhhhhhh
      "Not for sale" is an ad trick in russia to make thing look more secretly lol.
      If something here is REALLY not for sale - you'll never see it

    • @cianakril
      @cianakril 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @Arne Wiik you do realize you can buy this MREs in every local hunting/survivalship shop or even order it online while buying in another country? It even has this fancy commercial package, which screams "buy me" by every corner of the star.

    • @crozzy04
      @crozzy04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nice hiss 😂

  • @willgreen9883
    @willgreen9883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1057

    “If there’s a Third World War I’m not gonna go hungry” this isn’t ageing well is it Roman

    • @trolley2327
      @trolley2327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      :))

    • @yulka1712
      @yulka1712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He starving these men frl 😭Source with subtitles: th-cam.com/video/WjYS1iGsQFc/w-d-xo.html

    • @mysticgeneie4668
      @mysticgeneie4668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ‘Hello blazers and today I’m in Kyiv’

    • @HalIOfFamer
      @HalIOfFamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@mysticgeneie4668 by how it's going the only way he's gonna get into Kyiv is either in a body bag or as a POW xD.

    • @MrGunnar69
      @MrGunnar69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Not for sale.
      -Yes Mr Putin, the stocks are full of MRE. We do not have to be hungry for several months in Ukraine.
      Since you took power, corruption has stopped.
      -I bought this for 600 rubles.😂😂😂

  • @KyleJaymesMusic
    @KyleJaymesMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    "Officers dark chocolate" sounds like a porn.

    • @Ren_the_hobo
      @Ren_the_hobo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes

    • @loosed6638
      @loosed6638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      how do you get music verified lol

    • @KyleJaymesMusic
      @KyleJaymesMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@loosed6638 I use distrokid. They distribute to the online stores and get a verified TH-cam channel.

    • @user-hj1fq4hu4h
      @user-hj1fq4hu4h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ....

    • @veryashamed4417
      @veryashamed4417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Russian army issued pornography, my friend.

  • @LostPhysx
    @LostPhysx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    "it's valid until January '21. So it's not the freshest MRE" - Bruh, people still eat MREs from second world war today. Those things are made to last for decades.

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @Stereo steve also smokes cigarettes which are like 100 years old, he is a legend

    • @TheRealToadfishRebecchi
      @TheRealToadfishRebecchi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Stereo Nice hiss.

    • @ryanrowdon6019
      @ryanrowdon6019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @ He ate an MRE from 18 motherfucking 99

    • @ivanduvalierveryevildictat8940
      @ivanduvalierveryevildictat8940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ryanrowdon6019
      is he immortal?!

    • @theodoredankata7655
      @theodoredankata7655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      By people he means Crazy Russian Hacker haha

  • @Trisnice
    @Trisnice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

    "Why do I say Paté, it's Pate"
    *Angry French Noises*

    • @supra107
      @supra107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It's PASZTET

    • @danielaschwarz6277
      @danielaschwarz6277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@supra107 its Patteh

    • @imblack011
      @imblack011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Rlly don't give a damn, they also can't speak proper English

    • @prasanjit834
      @prasanjit834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      its pashtet

    • @ocallaghan3865
      @ocallaghan3865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Angry french noises are just normal french noises

  • @saladonpc1823
    @saladonpc1823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    I love how stereotypically Russian he is.
    He makes a humorless joke about life-threatening circumstances and laughs to himself with a genuine smile on his face.

    • @Nathan-gn6bn
      @Nathan-gn6bn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Thats just being a zooma innit

    • @saladonpc1823
      @saladonpc1823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Nathan-gn6bn I'm not familiar with the term but I will take your word for it ahah

    • @floo1465
      @floo1465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@saladonpc1823 he means zoomer, generation Z

    • @AnimeOverdose1
      @AnimeOverdose1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      a coping mechanism

    • @guacre2675
      @guacre2675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Russian humor is creepily similar to American millennial/zoomer humor

  • @Fantastic_Timez
    @Fantastic_Timez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Russian Army: why did you decide to join in the end?
    NFKRZ: The dark chocolate

  • @user-vs4ux2cn1u
    @user-vs4ux2cn1u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3633

    NFKRZ is preparing for the army

    • @koalabear1984
      @koalabear1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Involunteery army conscription

    • @GrandDawggy
      @GrandDawggy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Preparing for the Cold War II

    • @TheHoagie13
      @TheHoagie13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Essentially, da, da....

    • @halgraves4800
      @halgraves4800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Preparations for the comming Zombi Apocalypsis.

    • @comradedude5824
      @comradedude5824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@koalabear1984 *Conscript Roman*

  • @JohnDoesSports
    @JohnDoesSports 3 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    You were saying paté correctly. Google translate is just gaslighting you.

    • @ourshit5725
      @ourshit5725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Word. I was dying laughing every time he said it Google's way😂.

    • @StephenElves
      @StephenElves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Do Americans maybe say it the same
      way Google does? But yer in British English it’s definitely not pronounced the way google does.

    • @JohnDoesSports
      @JohnDoesSports 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@StephenElves No, it's paté with the accent in all variants of English because it's a French loan word. Normally you don't write it like that, but I'm using the accent marker to make it clearer how it's supposed to be pronounced.

    • @aguspuig6615
      @aguspuig6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i thought it was just one of those cases where EVERY lenguage says it one way but english people just go 'nah mate' im spanish and its literally just pronounced paté here too

    • @seandemhairr4572
      @seandemhairr4572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its pâté not ‘paté’

  • @dado4352
    @dado4352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I served in 2002 and I ate crackers and duck liver pate three years older than me. If MRE is stored on reasonable temperature, and most important- away from sunlight, it can last for decades.

    • @MichalKaczorowski
      @MichalKaczorowski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If they treat their supplies as they threat i.e. truck wheels, those are rotten now xD

    • @toolbaggers
      @toolbaggers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This applies for all canned and properly preserved foods. They are "best before dates," not expiry dates.

  • @Zirc0nium69
    @Zirc0nium69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    for an army as brutal as the russian one this MRE is pretty comfy. I wanna see somebody do a north korean one, its probably mostly dried leaves and gravel.

    • @MrKruska11
      @MrKruska11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Bold of you to assume they have MREs. They have to survive Minecraft style while in the Army

    • @joebaumgart1146
      @joebaumgart1146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Actually there is a channel called DIMPLE that consists of North Korean defectors. They get a 5 lb bag of dry rice.

    • @konokiomomuro7632
      @konokiomomuro7632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@joebaumgart1146 where's the rest of nutrition lol, forage and barter with civillians?

    • @gregscrabshack2307
      @gregscrabshack2307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@konokiomomuro7632 starve

    • @konokiomomuro7632
      @konokiomomuro7632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gregscrabshack2307 can't really starve if there's food. Getting malnutrition is very possible tho.

  • @shootingstar123524
    @shootingstar123524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    “Hello blazers, let’s get this out on to a tray.”

    • @stavcho
      @stavcho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Mmkay.

    • @asmrstories6960
      @asmrstories6960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Nice.

    • @stavcho
      @stavcho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@BlockedUser1 nice hiss

    • @jack_the_sparrow
      @jack_the_sparrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      отличо

    • @andwhat
      @andwhat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@asmrstories6960 mmkay

  • @ellam641
    @ellam641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    When I was younger I had an American friend come over to my house once and when my mom made us lunch and offered her some Pâté she thought we ate cat food.

    • @cybulskiya8725
      @cybulskiya8725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Tbh it tastes like cat food

    • @hubertusxvi6877
      @hubertusxvi6877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm still not sure if it's just cat food with different packaging, especially with army issue ones

    • @unknownentity8256
      @unknownentity8256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@cybulskiya8725 Have you tasted cat food? Also the American would not be phased by cream cheese like "ok this is food of my people".

    • @itsYakuza
      @itsYakuza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      From what I know, pate is supposed to be boujee food in the States. It's not canned of course and is served in fancy restaurants, I've seen it on a few menus in fancy UK restaurants so I guess it's the same there

    • @aqualms
      @aqualms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@itsYakuza yeah, unless it's expensive we consider it cat food. Canned meat in general is super weird to us, but with the proper wording on a menu, people will pay good money for it.

  • @sergeyaukin8031
    @sergeyaukin8031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    10:48 Damn man, this pill is thrown in water for disinfection

    • @iliasszennati173
      @iliasszennati173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I guess his stomach is clean

    • @taracertexorothalecuitrive6967
      @taracertexorothalecuitrive6967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It literally said multivitamin mineral complex

    • @margaretwilson8736
      @margaretwilson8736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think the guy who knows Russian wouldn't mistake the two. 😂 Unless the Russian army labels them ambiguously to begin with lol

    • @sergeyaukin8031
      @sergeyaukin8031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@margaretwilson8736 You are right. Description on a separate piece of paper :) That was when I was in the Marines.

  • @mauricefowler6889
    @mauricefowler6889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    NFKRZ dodged a bullet by not getting drafted it seems :D

    • @maxsenpai5107
      @maxsenpai5107 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asthma saved him

    • @ArnoldDarkshner99
      @ArnoldDarkshner99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fuck yeah he did.

    • @RoohTah
      @RoohTah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why would they draft a civilian when most of the guys on military service aren’t lol

    • @Ass_of_Amalek
      @Ass_of_Amalek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Giles Corey russia has universal male conscription. roman got a medical exemption for asthma.

    • @markkelly9095
      @markkelly9095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It one of reasons protesting about “operation” is so high risk cause many for example got exemption due to University. If they go onto protest , they get expelled from University and with it, exemption from conscription.

  • @hueleb1cho
    @hueleb1cho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1878

    pâté isn’t pronounced payt its pat-tay 😂 we still love u tho king

  • @Bole768
    @Bole768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    nobody is talking about the way he is holding the fork.. my man that technique is quite unique

    • @abcdefghljkimno
      @abcdefghljkimno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      omgg i just noticed,wtfffff

    • @rundarvid
      @rundarvid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      on god, just been scrolling through comments trying to find someone who also noticed

    • @jcoop3619
      @jcoop3619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rundarvid Same here

    • @warwickeng5491
      @warwickeng5491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think it might be because he has giant af hands

    • @chumakov
      @chumakov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was just scrolling the comments looking for this.

  • @emgpopcorn2076
    @emgpopcorn2076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    NFKRZ: *eats Russian mre*
    Russian Army: "He's fell into our trap, draft him!"
    NFKRZ: "Ah shit here we go again"

  • @WiewiurTV
    @WiewiurTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    now we know where the newer rations of the russian army went, nfkrz bought the whole stock.
    thanks for your contribution in advance of supporting ukraine.

    • @veronicaguyader9997
      @veronicaguyader9997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @fromthefire4176
      @fromthefire4176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      0:40 he jokes about the “not for sale” label but dude lmao now we know why everything they did have was expired. No wonder they call Russia a kleptocracy.

  • @maxzorin9478
    @maxzorin9478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Interesting way to hold a fork.

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Russian Army Crackers is what my friend Vitaly calls his band

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear hakim

    • @Bongo_Fury
      @Bongo_Fury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My friend Boris has a band called Russian Apple Jam.

    • @zainb17
      @zainb17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AxxLAfriku your vids are bad

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AxxLAfriku Your videos that bad that you need to advertise yourself here instead of trying to make it better.

    • @_rynnas
      @_rynnas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AxxLAfriku your vids are bad

  • @Jancias
    @Jancias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    This didn't age well. Just like the Russian MREs.

    • @PeterKong609
      @PeterKong609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this is probably a fake mre imo. 2:54, that chocolate bar's expiration date shows that its shelf life last only 2 years lol.

    • @herefobeer
      @herefobeer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@PeterKong609 Yeah actual packs are designed to last years and years. There is no way they put biscuits and chocolate in them. I mean they put camphor discs to heat stuff lol

    • @theburningfrog1
      @theburningfrog1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@herefobeer Actual chocolate and sugar will last for ages and is included in almost every MRE

    • @herefobeer
      @herefobeer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theburningfrog1 Not the milk chocolate shown in this video. Chocolates in MRE have lactose pulled off to prevent bacteria contamination and countries like Russia can’t afford that kind. I mean as we now know they can’t afford MRE of any kind for even a month.

    • @eVill420
      @eVill420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@herefobeer biscuits and chocolate last forever though. you can put biscuits in an air-tight container in the dry and correct temperature and eat it 5 years later and it's going to be basically the same. very cheap too, probably why Russia has them in MREs

  • @carlmetaltaku3150
    @carlmetaltaku3150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This aged...special

    • @demian9715
      @demian9715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...magical

    • @somerandomknucklesinatank1491
      @somerandomknucklesinatank1491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This aged. Just like the MRE

    • @triadwarfare
      @triadwarfare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, it's bad that most of the soldiers sent in Ukraine had expired rations.

    • @ValdeDarkorbit
      @ValdeDarkorbit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@triadwarfare Had to comment about this myself, what are all the 2013-15 year expired packets of MRE being sent in frontlines xD
      Man literally tastetested a fresher version of the MRE 2 years ago than what the army uses in current war they're in :D Man's lucky

  • @MsNIKON1995
    @MsNIKON1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Dudes, I served in the Russian Army. I'll tell you this - it's good food if you eat it for one day.
    But this is bad food if you eat it for a whole month.🗿🗿🗿

    • @steven-k.
      @steven-k. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Срок годности истек?

    • @MsNIKON1995
      @MsNIKON1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@steven-k. No, the deadlines were always met. It's just that eating the same food every day is not very pleasant. Especially if you eat this food cold while in the field or on combat duty))

    • @steven-k.
      @steven-k. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@MsNIKON1995 Yes, I was in the British Army, our rations were similar, but always outdated. And it was always too cold, or tasted of paraffin if cooked with the cooking blocks.

    • @theonlymixman
      @theonlymixman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Да of course, everything надоедает, если есть одно и то же every single day. So I полностью согласен

    • @jerrell1169
      @jerrell1169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@theonlymixman Did I just have a stroke?

  • @raymonde4272
    @raymonde4272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Those meatballs spilled more oil than the Exxon Valdez.

    • @hueleb1cho
      @hueleb1cho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      gave me some real deepwater horizon flashbacks

    • @RodGibsonMusic
      @RodGibsonMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • @Anarcho_Insurrection
    @Anarcho_Insurrection 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Meanwhile in the American Military: who took the last Salisbury steak MRE

  • @swiss_prince4056
    @swiss_prince4056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    13:40 definitely didn't age well

  • @samtheman9000
    @samtheman9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    That 200$ appartment got a cozy-ass kitchen tho

    • @arina_ast04
      @arina_ast04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That's actually what most kitchens in regular russian apartments look like. Idk it's just a standard kitchen for most middle class apts in russia lol

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everything is right there in arms reach!
      ...Wait...

    • @AZyzk
      @AZyzk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The apartment was entirely cozy imo.

    • @GiDD504
      @GiDD504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      stinky croissant wait... Russians pay $200 for an apartment!?

    • @killuminati91112
      @killuminati91112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looks like my kitchen.

  • @CanadianN1NJ4
    @CanadianN1NJ4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    pat-eh is the correct way to pronounce it, it's not an originally English word and the 'e' at the end has an accent. Or at least it should

    • @victorhugofranciscon7899
      @victorhugofranciscon7899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pate seems to be a very french word

    • @Name-iq8te
      @Name-iq8te 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and on the a, just as important

    • @steven-k.
      @steven-k. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, we're Canadian, stop the world from using stupid American pronunciations!!!!

    • @steven-k.
      @steven-k. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ॐ गणेश ॐ Some of them do. I've heard it. Generally people from rural areas.

    • @krab9479
      @krab9479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@steven-k. I have never heard anyone in America pronounce it other than pat-eh lol

  • @josephturner4047
    @josephturner4047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hah! At least it's not 7 years out of date.

  • @Pan_Yankess
    @Pan_Yankess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    13:38 2022 update - he's not so sure about it anymore :D

  • @StanleyMessie
    @StanleyMessie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    IKEA meatballs are not the same everywhere in Europe. In the Netherlands they are 100% beef, where as in Poland for example it's a mix of beef and pork.

    • @hassanbeydoun2460
      @hassanbeydoun2460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's like Coca-Cola from America🇺🇸 and Mexico🇲🇽
      Mexico's Coca-Cola uses natural cane sugar from sugarcanes and so it tastes very sweet like candy. America's Coca-Cola uses artificial sugars, and it makes it taste very different!

    • @jellybr3ak
      @jellybr3ak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@hassanbeydoun2460 Nah, watch Johnny Harris's video about Mexican Cola, it's corn syrup too. No cane sugar in it.

    • @hassanbeydoun2460
      @hassanbeydoun2460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jellybr3ak Oh I gotta see that! 😮 I remember reading about cane sugar being used years ago but maybe things changed.

    • @MoViesDProductions
      @MoViesDProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hassanbeydoun2460 I see what you're getting at, but high fructose corn syrup is not an artificial sugar by most people's definition. It's basically just corn syrup that was modified to contain 55% fructose and 45% glucose (in the case of soda). It's not all that different from table sugar (sucrose) other than that it's a mix of "simple" monosaccharides with slightly more fructose, whereas sucrose is a polysaccharide that's 50/50 fructose/glucose. Artificial sweeteners are entirely man-made and tend to be extremely sweet and low in calories. But your point stands.
      By the way, European Coke is also made with normal sugar instead of corn syrup. I find that it has a much deeper and more complex taste compared to American coke.

    • @lisaanimi
      @lisaanimi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think IKEA meatballs are the worst meatballs you can buy :D

  • @CozyHi
    @CozyHi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    NFKRZ has been secretly conscripted into the Russian army

    • @landyshlana8283
      @landyshlana8283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      With food))))

    • @Synths-n-Guitar
      @Synths-n-Guitar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@landyshlana8283 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They made a new position for him: “youtube ambassador” lol

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That may be true, He has lost a ton of weight.

    • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500
      @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i dont think so

  • @Laskuna
    @Laskuna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    So you buy fresh on ebay, and soldiers on Ukraine get MRE overdue by 7 years :D lollllll

    • @yulka1712
      @yulka1712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep. Source with subtitles: th-cam.com/video/WjYS1iGsQFc/w-d-xo.html

    • @toolbaggers
      @toolbaggers 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Buying stolen goods actively promotes black market theft.

  • @richardpointer
    @richardpointer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This video has a whole new meaning.

  • @shadowgod1009
    @shadowgod1009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    You were saying pâté correct at first. Pâté, the meat dish, is pronounced pah tay. Pate is a person's head.

    • @Artix902
      @Artix902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah he's Russian not Belgian

    • @shadowgod1009
      @shadowgod1009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@Artix902 I don't know what you are trying to tell me. I am aware he is Russian, I never thought or suggested he was Belgian.

    • @hamluk_
      @hamluk_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Artix902 did you know? you can be russian and still pronounce words from other culture correctly 👌

    • @alivados
      @alivados 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In russian pate is pronounced pash tet so it is actually kinda similar

    • @commandbaker3334
      @commandbaker3334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I never heard someone say the word pate in my life. I've heard pâté, but not pate.

  • @smeggytesters8585
    @smeggytesters8585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Hello Blazers, NFKRZ here and today we’re gonna be going over my Russian Army standard issue load out...

  • @TikiShootah
    @TikiShootah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:21 ohhh baby the foreshadowing *chef kiss*

  • @artgoddess80
    @artgoddess80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Watching this with a new perspective due to current affairs.

  • @AwesomeFish12
    @AwesomeFish12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Roman, Most English speaking countries use the French pronunciation of "paté"... Never heard anyone call it "pait" here in Australia.

    • @zloychechen5150
      @zloychechen5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's because all of the pait has fallen off

    • @WAncouvOR
      @WAncouvOR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same in America. Never heard of pait here. Always paté. Google translate must be just plain wrong.

    • @thebadgilbert
      @thebadgilbert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WAncouvOR could be because he didn’t put the accent on the e in google translate “é”

    • @TehScareM8
      @TehScareM8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thebadgilbert also has an â

    • @juanfrancodilorenzo2016
      @juanfrancodilorenzo2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      english is tricky as fuck many words you have to listen first in order to pronounce correctly

  • @SNYDAMAAN
    @SNYDAMAAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I love how somewhere in your head the correct pronunciation for pate is there, but google led you astray.

  • @jamesb.1826
    @jamesb.1826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Wow, Roman is eating fresher rations than the Russian army is eating in Ukraine right now.
    His expire in 2021 and theirs expired in 2017.
    Kleptocracy for the fail.

    • @rishisaini5269
      @rishisaini5269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is not even in Russia

    • @dyawr
      @dyawr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rishisaini5269 Now..

    • @rishisaini5269
      @rishisaini5269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dyawr Yes

    • @dyawr
      @dyawr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rishisaini5269 Well, when this video was made, he was..

    • @rishisaini5269
      @rishisaini5269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dyawr I know he was in Russia at that time.But now he left Russia because of that Conflict between Russia and Ukraine

  • @shadowxthevampiressofficial
    @shadowxthevampiressofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Eating MRE at camp: pain
    Eating MRE at home: a damn good time

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, I had 3 MREs at home and it was a goddamn feast

  • @judycolella5554
    @judycolella5554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    That "shpik" is packaged exactly like my dog's "gourmet" food, lol!

    • @norwegianboyee
      @norwegianboyee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I've bought multiple Russian rations like that, the Shpik is absolutely disgusting. Overly salty and nauseating.
      But the rest of the stuff is surprisingly good, i thoroughly enjoy everything else.
      Especially the vegetable stew.

    • @grieftick
      @grieftick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was about to say the same lol

    • @stevebalmer8888
      @stevebalmer8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's also canned dog foods, which are packed just like human ones, there's packets of treats for dogs that are similar to packaged food in this video too, and a luncheon meat stick looks indistinguishable from a dogs one. What's your weird associations got to do with this video, and why is it worth to comment that? Just because there's a random association in your head doesn't mean that you need to let the whole world know it, as it's either a worthless noise or something that promotes toxicity.
      You are the type of a person that comes to any youtube smoothie making video and says that it looks like a vomit... (Just like here saying that it's packaged like dog food). That comment just wouldn't make sense, unless you are a toxic or a weird selfless person.

    • @judycolella5554
      @judycolella5554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stevebalmer8888 And you need to chill out, dude. I just thought it was funny, but if genuine, innocent humor sets you off so badly, maybe you should take stock of where you're at in life. Holy cow! You're ranting as if you actually know me and accusing me of things that are insane and completely untrue. I love this channel, and was going to put some money on my card so I could become a patron. But I suppose you'll find some reason to be offended by that too! Please don't respond to strangers in such an arrogant, nasty way on a site that's basically light-hearted and fun, unless you flat-out enjoy dragging everyone down in to the same miserable hole you live in. Dang! And don't bother answering - you outed yourself as a troll, and I can't be bothered saying anything else to you, so if you respond, I'll ignore you. Buh-bye, now.

    • @judycolella5554
      @judycolella5554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stevebalmer8888 So you know exactly what type of person I am? Really? Have we met? Are you the troll living under the bridge on the Interstate near my house? Chill out, dude. That was humor, but if simple, genuine humor sets you off so badly, maybe you should look into therapy. Others noticed the dog-food-can similarity, too, but you're not attacking them with nonsense. By the way, a "selfless" person is someone who cares more about others than him- or herself. You're so smart about who I am but don't even know that? Silly little boy. This is a light-hearted, fun, awesome site where nasty people who want to drag everyone into the same miserable hole they live in are not a good fit. Please go away, and don't bother to respond, because I will happily ignore you. Buh-bye, now. Buh-bye.

  • @oceanusman
    @oceanusman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Imagine being in WW3 and seeing Roman on the battlefield, crying because he got drafted.

    • @MsNIKON1995
      @MsNIKON1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      In Russia, it is forbidden to cry)

    • @warwickeng5491
      @warwickeng5491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Just casually yelling about how he's too tall for that shit, possibly in English lol

    • @jaybhailikar6231
      @jaybhailikar6231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Will probably capture his ass and get him to defect lmao

    • @lukabogdanovic4658
      @lukabogdanovic4658 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Conscription declained by 75-80% sience 2012.(conscription isnt the same as drafting)

    • @localshithead7430
      @localshithead7430 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lukabogdanovic4658
      That’s why they’re referring to drafting and not conscription :P
      Basically in a hypothetical scenario where WW3 breaks out.

  • @AlexCouch65
    @AlexCouch65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me: "wtf is pate"
    Google: "a person's head"
    Me: ???????

    • @dyawr
      @dyawr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤭 Google translate..

  • @JR-el7et
    @JR-el7et 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Vitamin B is recommended to make your skin less attractive to biting insects and is an excellent idea to include a daily pill to protect against mosquitoes.

  • @Talesfromthebottle1
    @Talesfromthebottle1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Imagine if he got actually drafted:Years of growing hair wasted...

    • @MrAronymous
      @MrAronymous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Put it in an envelope and send it to a hair donation charity.

    • @andrejapaunic4761
      @andrejapaunic4761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      he could sell his hair for a pretty nice amount of money actually

    • @user-to2yk7jy6e
      @user-to2yk7jy6e 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 or 3 years as far as I remember. At least it was for me.

    • @Lafemmefutile
      @Lafemmefutile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s a smoker, that’s not quality hair (based on standards).

    • @tadeuszbanku2329
      @tadeuszbanku2329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Lafemmefutile he lives in Russia, you would smoke too

  • @julianshepherd2038
    @julianshepherd2038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "I'm having an English breakfast"
    Eats something no one eats for breakfast in England
    Shows picture of Limmy who is SCOTTISH not English

    • @martiddy
      @martiddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It would make sense if he said british instead of english, since Scotland is part of UK.

    • @torrace12
      @torrace12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      THE WORLD MIGHT BE SMALLER THE EVER, BUT ONE MAN IS FREAKING TINY - aLBERT eNIESTEIN

    • @darktea3744
      @darktea3744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@martiddy except it wouldn't since english and scottish dialects are completely different e.g no one in Scotland would say "muffet of tea"

    • @talloncusack
      @talloncusack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao maybe he was trolling

    • @roman_nfkrz
      @roman_nfkrz  3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      “A muffit of tea” is a limmy reference, you’re just not cultured enough

  • @tsealeoTheGoat
    @tsealeoTheGoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:08 LOOK IN THE GLASS
    FUNNY ROMAN LOL

  • @thebenefactor6744
    @thebenefactor6744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hear the later versions, issued after Feb., 2022, come with a slice of humble pie.

  • @jumpingeagles1
    @jumpingeagles1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    If you get drafted just bring your camera and keep vlogging lol

    • @warwickeng5491
      @warwickeng5491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "Hello Blazers today I'll be patrolling the Armenian border"

    • @Someone-jz5pl
      @Someone-jz5pl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@warwickeng5491 "hello blazers today were getting shot at every corner and heavily shelled by artillery"

    • @liutaurasgrybauskas8377
      @liutaurasgrybauskas8377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@warwickeng5491 "hello blazers today we'll be washing the floor for 24 hours straight"

    • @frostrune
      @frostrune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Hello Blazers, today I will clean the whole toilet with a toothbrush"

  • @xibo2971
    @xibo2971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Therapist: Goblin-head Roman isn't real, it can't hurt you.
    Goblin-head Roman: 6:09

  • @zappawench6048
    @zappawench6048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As an English person, I'm dying to know - how was the Crown Elephant tea???

    • @acidic3928
      @acidic3928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The right translation is "The Royal Elephant"

    • @RustedCroaker
      @RustedCroaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not bad actualy.
      And the coffee too.

  • @Iquey
    @Iquey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "600 rubles, about 8 dollars." Oof. 😬
    Not anymore.

  • @daffodyl_n
    @daffodyl_n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Who’s gonna tell him he was pronouncing pâté correctly the whole time?

  • @Steelairship
    @Steelairship 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    They included a cyanide pill? Lol.

    • @Ftong456
      @Ftong456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For those situations where you’re captured by western spies

    • @gtafan9584
      @gtafan9584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ftong456 You' ve got the area locked down, Brother?

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So this is how they will silence him.. Did he mention in any of his earlier vids, that he wanted to run for politics by chance?

    • @SnakeVenom05
      @SnakeVenom05 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bought a Russian MRE, ate most of the things out of it; however it had way too many crackers. It had this beef stew that was pretty damn good, and the liver pate was OK.

  • @aclem8246
    @aclem8246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I am actually impressed with the variety in the MRE.

  • @midnightblue1874
    @midnightblue1874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "This cost me like 600 rubles, which is literally 8 dollars "
    ...not anymore!

  • @deaddodo3319
    @deaddodo3319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "The Russian army doesn't lie.
    Except when they intervene in Crimea but uh... let's not talk about that."
    ~Roman, the honest Russian
    Just risked his life for us guys lets be thankful
    Edit: guys pls this is satire ok i know u can say what u want dont take this seriously

    • @twilighthd653
      @twilighthd653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      how exactly he risked ?

    • @TheHoagie13
      @TheHoagie13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His "live"??? Dafuq you talking about????? It's LIFE

    • @fuuz642
      @fuuz642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he could get some nuclear tea to drink or whatever

    • @japaun1420
      @japaun1420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how and why he risk hes life?

    • @twilighthd653
      @twilighthd653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheHoagie13 um, I'm from Russia, and you risk nothing saying this, lol. Dadaq YOU talking about ? You can say whatever you want about the government, there is more freedom of speech than in America

  • @kristinak2930
    @kristinak2930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    As a Serbian person, you have no idea just how much I relate to all of your videos LOL I've been binge watching them for two days and dying

    • @rodzaevskyy
      @rodzaevskyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahahha istoo

    • @jmbkkk
      @jmbkkk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh you're Serbian?
      *Write in kirillitsa*

    • @rodzaevskyy
      @rodzaevskyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jmbkkk kirillica je ruska rec, mi kazemo ćirilica

    • @tyleracimovic823
      @tyleracimovic823 ปีที่แล้ว

      @kristinak2930 Zdravo, kako si?

    • @Jdutz
      @Jdutz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      U eat with your lips 😂

  • @beatbosshard8910
    @beatbosshard8910 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Georgia MRE when?

  • @ArthurKhazbs
    @ArthurKhazbs 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Roman: (sniffs the vegetable appetizer)
    Roman: Smells pretty good!
    Roman: (brings the can to the camera)
    Me, a dumbass: (leans in to the screen to sniff it)

  • @Hotimpulse
    @Hotimpulse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    BTW, these MREs are good to be consumed for 6 months after the expiration date, so don't worry. At least, that's what they told me during my military service)))) STILL ALIVE = VERY NIiiiiceEEEEEEE!

    • @steven-k.
      @steven-k. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, a real military veteran, lol. I never had rations that were in date. It was pretty common for them to be two years past their use by date.

  • @LazyAndFabulous
    @LazyAndFabulous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    ''Hey blazers, Crazy Russian NFKRZ here today I'm going to eat pashtiet. Nice hiss. Mmmkay.''

  • @Bo-bb9vj
    @Bo-bb9vj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This did not age well

  • @chrisdietrich4627
    @chrisdietrich4627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Surplus? They are giving their soldier expired MREs and he has a surplus???

  • @alicegarcia9487
    @alicegarcia9487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    No. You're right. It's pat-ay. It's french lmao.

    • @Name-iq8te
      @Name-iq8te 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like pat(h)-ej, if we're using your stupid phonemic transcription system.

    • @joshuaduplaa9033
      @joshuaduplaa9033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And it's written as paté

    • @andresmartinezramos7513
      @andresmartinezramos7513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshuaduplaa9033 that is the Spanish spelling, in French (from which the word comes) it is pâté

  • @ForeignMRE
    @ForeignMRE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Great review! This ration was one of our best sellers in the US.....until the USDA literally showed up on our doorstep and shut us down (meat imports). We are still allowed to ship the large Russian vegetarian rations. My wife (Nina) and I enjoy your channel.

    • @mmmStiegl
      @mmmStiegl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That explains a lot. I've been searching for one to try but I can by four American MREs for what one Russian MRE is going for. Can't bring myself to spend the money.

    • @DimitriSlobodianyk
      @DimitriSlobodianyk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is USDA?

    • @charlotteritchie9969
      @charlotteritchie9969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@DimitriSlobodianyk department of agriculture, they have jurisdiction over meat and dairy regulationsin the US

    • @DimitriSlobodianyk
      @DimitriSlobodianyk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@charlotteritchie9969 So you aren't allowed to buy meat from overseas.

    • @jaysleezy5464
      @jaysleezy5464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DimitriSlobodianyk you can buy meat from overseas. A restaurant I work at gets beef from Mexico all the time, and sometimes from New Zealand.

  • @JorgeRafaelAssis
    @JorgeRafaelAssis ปีที่แล้ว +3

    whats ironic is that Russia started a war less than a year when this video started

  • @stenergut9661
    @stenergut9661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    food requires logistic.

  • @Redbeard0044
    @Redbeard0044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Next video: Russian decides to join army for the food :'D

  • @otterno.1128
    @otterno.1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    8:18 That's actually the correct way to say Patê lol, it's a French loan word that in English is ususally just written as 'Pate', the google translate lady just says it wrong lol.

    • @otterno.1128
      @otterno.1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ॐ गणेश ॐ Nah I've tried it with the accent mark and it still said 'payt', so I guess it's just wrong :/

  • @snoogans__
    @snoogans__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You bouncing back and forth between payt and paté is hilarious

  • @ommsterlitz1805
    @ommsterlitz1805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    13:23, 13:39 this is quite scary with the situation in Europe today.😅

  • @isakisak9989
    @isakisak9989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    In Russia Military food tries you.

    • @ryanh3635
      @ryanh3635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      In 2010 that was old.

    • @_ruted
      @_ruted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ryanh3635 in soviet russia you are old

  • @xoxoso295
    @xoxoso295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Next Video : I GOT E.COLI FROM EATING RUSSIAN ARMY FOOD

    • @Lafemmefutile
      @Lafemmefutile 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Content creator creating content! That’s how you do it!

  • @manjelos
    @manjelos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Well, there are stuff what Russian soldiers now missing during invasion 😂 🤣

  • @t-posetimmy6834
    @t-posetimmy6834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not surprised that TH-cam recommended me this

  • @Blazstabman90PWNZ
    @Blazstabman90PWNZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The sow belly is pork belly, looks to be preserved in fat

    • @norwegianboyee
      @norwegianboyee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's pretty much 98% pure fat and 2% meat.

    • @blocksarefun1
      @blocksarefun1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@norwegianboyee good for keeping warm

  • @kehw
    @kehw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Am I the only one tripping out how Roman holds a fork? Never seen anyone hold a fork like that.

    • @ttvsachigirl
      @ttvsachigirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup. I just commented about that

  • @andrewalderman9489
    @andrewalderman9489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MRE :
    Meals rejected by everybody.
    Meals requiring enemas
    Meals rarely edible
    Meals refusing to exit.

  • @antibolsevism9814
    @antibolsevism9814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    plot twist its 5 years spoiled

  • @XeonProductions
    @XeonProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I bought a Russian MRE, ate most of the things out of it; however it had way too many crackers. It had this beef stew that was pretty damn good, and the liver pate was OK.

    • @norwegianboyee
      @norwegianboyee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You need to be conservative with your spreads. Don't want those healthy crackers to go to waste.

    • @DeNihility
      @DeNihility 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liver Pate sounds gourmet. Not something i'd expect in an MRE.

    • @kushtalin9180
      @kushtalin9180 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DeNihility you dont know how cheap it is in Eastern Europe and maybe Russia idk. Its canned liver pate and its very cheap. Its definitely not gourmet level.

    • @mmmStiegl
      @mmmStiegl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kushtalin9180 He bought that whole MRE for what one can of mediocre pâté would cost me in the US. I'm envious.

  • @ben_marlor3510
    @ben_marlor3510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Imagine if he gets drafted and we see him with a buz cut😂

    • @flowersinherhair
      @flowersinherhair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noooooo

    • @spikey1389
      @spikey1389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO i just imagined

    • @EscapeFromRussia
      @EscapeFromRussia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You won't be seeing him for a year.
      And no he is not going to be drafted because he certainly "arrange to deal" using his TH-cam money.

    • @AwesomeFish12
      @AwesomeFish12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he'll have to work on his salute, pretty sure they wont tolerate his Arnold Rimmer salute in the army.

  • @illegaltoast8717
    @illegaltoast8717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:58 I got a fitness ad just as he said that

  • @Jack96993
    @Jack96993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I heard the MRE makes the Russian soldiers fart so loud it blows the top of their tank turrets off!!

    • @seva809
      @seva809 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Made my day xD

    • @Jack96993
      @Jack96993 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seva809
      In these times, one has to find a bit of humor

    • @Jack96993
      @Jack96993 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seva809
      Oh l found one postive thing about Russia Have you heard the young Russian singer Diana Ankudinova?
      If not look up her performance of Wicked Games for a start

  • @alvarohernani6645
    @alvarohernani6645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I've heard that when deployed with military personnel from another countries is very common to change their rations because usually there's something in the other's pack that you like and in yours something the other wants

  • @maximo0987
    @maximo0987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    And then we have P A Y T

    • @pategustavo4392
      @pategustavo4392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi

    • @VEVOJavier
      @VEVOJavier 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pategustavo4392 hi

    • @_ruted
      @_ruted 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pategustavo4392 hi

  • @koksu5692
    @koksu5692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Man prolly got drafted bruh

    • @Dutchy008
      @Dutchy008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He managed to avoid conscription ;)

    • @koksu5692
      @koksu5692 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dutchy008 nice, good for him!

    • @mossbogger8366
      @mossbogger8366 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@koksu5692 by the army, he now works for the kgb ;)

    • @G.A.C_Preserve
      @G.A.C_Preserve 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mossbogger8366 and is planning to replace Putin as the future president

  • @hugohaggstrom9964
    @hugohaggstrom9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ikea meatballs are bad, trust me i know meatballs, i'm swedish.

  • @zaerdna
    @zaerdna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The way you're holding the cutlery is giving me a stroke.

  • @jordanelder321
    @jordanelder321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    There is no way he put limmy on this 😂 7:14 he’s Scottish Roman😂

    • @ThePussukka
      @ThePussukka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wow, you got the joke, gj

  • @PaNIcPeRCePTioN
    @PaNIcPeRCePTioN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "It's not the freshest MRE ever" he says while eating an MRE that's not even out of date. Honestly, two months left on the tag is golden. They get iffy after the date depending on storage. Usually you're good for about a year or so after date, a lot longer if you keep them cool.

    • @toolbaggers
      @toolbaggers 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This applies for all canned and properly preserved foods. They are "best before dates," not expiry dates.

  • @dab7963
    @dab7963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your honesty makes you so interesting to watch. I am amazed at your English. When do you start to study English and how long did it take. It's really so great.

  • @mishak6175
    @mishak6175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    fat contains the most energy, also keeps you warm.. makes perfect sense in military setting

  • @dk.kapsukas2195
    @dk.kapsukas2195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Now we need a collaboration with steve1989mre

  • @scrawnyserf9298
    @scrawnyserf9298 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    @13:30 😂😂😂 you bastard!! I love your sense of humor, that was great lmao

  • @kingaskingdom9635
    @kingaskingdom9635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh my dude! I was watching your recent videos and I’ll be honest I didn’t like how you haven’t been vocal about political situation but now as I watched couple of older content I’m in love 😻 you’re hilarious and very entertaining 👏🏻

    • @k9vendettathewolfofmordor529
      @k9vendettathewolfofmordor529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He probably wasn't very vocal out of fear of being imprisoned. It's bad over there

    • @ahahuehafook4207
      @ahahuehafook4207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He isnt very vocal because he has family there he would like to be able to step foot back in russia sometime in the next 20-40 years

    • @dyawr
      @dyawr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      By now, I feel he's being quite vocal & straightforward about his opinion on Russia, Putin, the war, etc... (his channel is not really abt political content, so there's no proper activism - but) I feel if they *wanted* charge him with something (maybe when he returns), they most certainly can rn..

    • @markkelly9095
      @markkelly9095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you see below and listen in between the lines like said about crimea very quickly here, u know what his strance. You have to understand can’t have a bigger banner due to family. Like one TH-camr who went to a protest (who since left country) authorities went for his friend and raid her house.