Nah nigga I was in Simferopol and I went to the CFC and they just brougbt me a life chicken. Like it was fuckin movin around everywhere. It is a great win for Crimea.
As a guy who's parents are German and Russian I was shocked to find out, that Mediamarkt, our biggest electronics retailer at the time, was pink in Russia. It felt so weird, because here in Germany it's red.
To be honest this kind of stuff is widely common here in Brazil as well. I'm my town there is a place called GFC, and you ALREADY can imagine what is it.
I don't even live in Pakistan and thers a bootleg KFC called PFC (Pakistani fried chiken) literally nexto a real KFC. PFC is the same thing but crapier
About 20 minutes from where I live exists a place called "HFC", or "Halal Fried Chicken". I live in the Netherlands. We, too, do have KFC in all major cities.
What I find particularly interesting about ДонМак is that almost all of the menu items can be directly converted from Cyrillic to English. The word for cheese in Russian is сыр, not чиз.
Hey Roman, pretty late here, but i wanted to mention this four months ago. Regarding the Russian Railways not existing in Crimeea thing: The RZD (and also the Ukrainian counterpart, UZ) is divided into multiple "railway companies" that operate in various regions, that are very autonomous from the RZD/UZ, but are still part of the bigger company (for example the Far Eastern Railway, the Krasnoyarsk Railway, the Moscow Railway, etc). So presumabley, the Crimeean Railway is also somewhat part of this, unless its not under the ownership of the RZD. Additionally the Crimeean Railways didnt have any sort of railway connection with the rest of Russia untill 2019/2020 i think it was, so maybe thats another reason to make it fully separate. IDK entirely, but i was giving my two cents from a slightly more experienced view in the railway sector. Cheers!
Reminds me of a great (and underrated) series of Get Smart novels, where in one of them a western spy went to an eastern country and ordered a hamburger. "They made it with ham!" the nonplussed spy said.
@@OGrandomunknownperson You put the Singapore flag next to Ukrainian flag. You probably meant polish flag. Still, stupid comment with a stupid mistake. Kremlinbot
Imagine having to give this one, tiny region it's own version of everything that exists in the rest of your country just so it can be apart of your country - all despite most of the world telling you not to
"You" don't have to give them anything. It's just local franchises that came up with the idea of developing that "fake" brand. 95% of their supplies re still legit McD-goods.
I think the cable networks should give Roman a slot for something like Late Night With Roman talk show. I don't know how he pulls together the materials for his video. I suspect he has a bunch of writers and other crew. lol
They'll probably do this all across Russia now with all the brands having left. Better than letting all the employees go. I feel bad for them, they had nothing to do with the war.
I have a lot to say about this. Моя подруга живёт в Севастаполе. So there are two sets of sanctions, one set of sanctions are international and the EU, Canada, etc. follow them. They ban any business transactions with anyone in the Crimea and also buying land there. The US sanctions are much stricter and ban pretty much everything, the only exception is that you are allowed to send paper items to private individuals, but the Russian customs regulations only allow cards and letters. Also there is only one bank - the Russian National Commerce Bank and it is individually sanctioned and so are the employees. Mastercard/Visa don't operate there so there is the "Mir" payment system, so if you want to send money to people in the Crimea you usually have to do it through a relative who lives somewhere else in Russia. I tried sending cash and Почта России steamed open the envelope and stole it (not in Crimea - so the idea they have a separate postal service is fiction, they even have Russian postal indexes). They have the franchise for Western Union and they make it look like the payment went through Krasnodar, but it's too risky for international transactions so the person has to pick it up in Тамань. That British guy in the video was banned from Twitter for committing WAR CRIMES, ffs (interviewing Ukrainian POWs in the Donbass). He was awarded a medal by the FSB! (My friend told me they converted the McDonalds into a "Mir Burger" btw and it's shit). If you look on Google Maps you will see Streetview ends in the middle of the bridge, because Google, Paypal and everyone else don't do business there. You have to use Yandex Maps.
@@ddddchannel837 curiously enough I was in China before COVID (and right around Trump and Xi struck a deal and ended the trade war) and there were plenty of kitchy Trump-Xi commemorative shirts, mugs, etc. and just souvenirs with both Chinese and American leaders on them
Can’t believe I have been living without this channel until this week, so happy to have stumbled to you!! Your shit is epic and so fucking entertaining and obviously relatable given that I was raised in Siberia until I was 15 and moved to the states, I’m 29 now ( yes I speak Runglish). Your GTA 4 video brought me here
The Starmaks chubby reindeer logo is adorable. Thanks, Roman! I'm also amused to know there is... or, rather, was? a Dodo Pizza about 300 km from me in Southaven, Mississippi, here in the US. Alas, they seem to have gone out of business sometime in 2020.
Weird, I've never heard of Dodo Pizza, let alone in the US. So I go to look it up and it's only two shops are in Mississippi (of all places)-the state I'm temporarily working in. what a coincidence.
Салют из Крыма. CFC та еще рыгальня, на полуострове вообще проблема с фастфудом после ухода Макдональдса. В центре Симферополя еще есть магазин H&M, который расшифровывается как "Новое и модное"
Last time I had KFC was in Kentucky, last year. Before I placed my order I reminded the clerk that we were in Kentucky and they should do the state proud. They dropped the ball hard.
If I was that clerk and you told me some stupid bullshit like that while I'm slaving away for minimum wage I almost certainly would have dropped your food on the floor in the back AND spit on it out of spite.
There is this bootleg KFC in my city, Skopje (Macedonia), and it's called Macedonian Fried Chicken. I find it really weird because there is only one shop on a hill across the road from a hospital.
the 3 CFCs: Crimean Fried Chicken: now with more frag mines for explosive goodness Chernobyl Fried Chicken: now with (???) meat Chechnya Fried Chicken: now with extra shrapnel
I have to say, you have a great deal of information. Awesome to see someone talk about the crazy things that happen in another country. God Bless be safe and stand tall!😎😎👍
Saw a lot of bootleg shops in Vladivostok. There was a Starbucks copy that has a badass logo of what looked like a female space soldier, if that makes sense. And there was no 7-Eleven but there was a 2 четыре.
I was studying abroad in St. Petersburg a few years ago, and our group was craving Panda Express. We thought we saw one in the strip mall nearby, but it ended up being a knock off called Panda-Express lmao
the meganom mall is actually named after a rock in crimea, so its not exactly the same thing also, most people actually use local food chains instead of these bootlegs (i live in crimea but I've never heard of lolo pizza, lol) ,but it's pretty fun to make fun of them nontheless
MIR Burger and Burger House sounds like those fake GTA ads or billboards.
I thought burger house was from modern warfare lmao
Russia is the real gta 🤣🤣🤣
@@Eliteerin for me Mir Burger
@@Eliteerin I think that's burger town?
Call me back when they have Shaft Hotdogs
At CFC:
- We don't have Coke, is Kefir ok?
Baikal
kvass
It's an Estonian drink
Tarhun
@@laurarumpe6186 Tarhun is green.
*_Crimean Fried Chicken: Now with extra shrapnel_*
Leisure Leverage nah thats chechnya crimea comes with little green soldier toy pack
It’s still better than Chernobyl Fried Chicken.
I would like to invite you to our newly open coffee shop called "Star Fu*ks". Your first Fu*ks coffee is on us.
Lesion
Aviation Nut, why does... the nut milk taste- oh dear god..
Roman I love your laugh, it sounds like an old grandma crying
Inner babushka
Ok fuck you now when I hear his laugh I think of a babushka crying
Roman is a transBabushka
^^ close your eyes and let imagination take over.
@@fingolfin117baal2 i do but not that way! He is super great guy; intelligent, handsome, and funny!
Sounds like if Russia ordered a McDonalds chain from AliExpress
Timati?
They already ordered it, it arrived in Crimea, so they need to get it.. hence the annexation
You can't even get stuff from Ali in Crimea
@@MrMediator24 Wait, really??
@@FlipXFlopl 10:03
What do you think about *"Tsarbucks"*?
Greenevvo booooooooooo, it’s Ourbucks
Karlbucks coffee
StarSucks
The best anagram 👍
I think you got something there buddy
Virgin KFC: We have mutated chicken wings
Chad CFC: *Borsch time*
xDDDDDDD
Virgins at KFC: drink cola
Chads at CFC: *drink beer*
@@_________________404 vodka*
Nah nigga I was in Simferopol and I went to the CFC and they just brougbt me a life chicken. Like it was fuckin movin around everywhere. It is a great win for Crimea.
That is Chernobyl Irradiated Chicken
As a guy who's parents are German and Russian I was shocked to find out, that Mediamarkt, our biggest electronics retailer at the time, was pink in Russia.
It felt so weird, because here in Germany it's red.
I think cause local rival MVideo is red
Same for what I saw when I went to istanbul
@@steelraven0745 here in Turkey mediamarkt is red not pink
here in Australia it is pink but it is called Wediawarkt
In Sweden it just recently became power.
I guess Putin just wanted some Crimean Fried Chicken.
this needs to be pinned
nobody can resist to Crimean Fried Chicken™
Added bombs in your gravy
If Crimean Fried Chicken caused Cold War II, it must really be finger lickin' good.
Vladimir Putin hi putin
Drink a shot every time Roman says "Evade sanctions".
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣exactly what I was thinking
чечня рулит
@@user-fr5mf8ep5h чечня круто
Of Vocka
Russia: That's an average day in the office.
Is there a Burger Tsar ?
bruuuuuuh
that's to original .
xn--80acgi6cbcux6d.xn--p1ai/contact-us/
yeah, but its just small local Voronezh fast food bussiness, nothing special
Tsarbucks
@@99kr13 oh yes
"Bootleg Bald and Bankrupt" Lmfao
*Hairy and rich*
Everything is bootleg in Crimea
Mr. Bald's channel is where i was first introduced to Roman. My was impression of him was... wow, a New York hipster lost in Russia.
@@olindetroit7636 Not just in Russia in a small random town in Russia, lol. He really doesnt belong there.
My friend John met that guy before the war in Odessa seemed like a guy that loved to glory Russia to me.
KFC: Khrushchev's Fried Corn
Kruschevs Failed Charity. aka 1954 transfer of Crimea
ALL HAIL THE CORN LORD.
when he said "мир бургер
" with that hard accent man i felt that
Oh hey a furry. That's cool, nice art though. That's cool.
5:11
it's like... it's not an accent
weirdo
So Kommunist Fried Chiken wasn't just a throwaway line after all...
*Chicken
Chechen Fried Chicken - “You Will Enjoy It. Or Else.”
Made me LOL
Halal brother Sanders
Fried in the motor oil of T-72s
Starducks? One of the many businesses Scrooge McDuck owns. Makes sense why he's so rich
Crispy chicken has the whole new meaning now 😨🦆🔪
I see you everywhere, even Inside Edition
@@hanzgotzepanzerfaust6081 hes a professional TH-cam commenter working for Castro
Starducks makes more sense to me than Starbucks. Lol
@@hanzgotzepanzerfaust6081 me too
ive even seen him on very obscure channels
im trying to remember which one exactly
3:40 i know роял means royal but damn that looks a lot like the word porn
read as Ronhl or smt
P0RN 4N3
they even have a rip off bald and bankrupt
Bald and Bankrupt Kremlin Edition
Bald and Corrupt
e v a d e s a n c t i o n s
funny thing, his channel content predate Bald and Bankrupt
@@Banom7a Yeah and what was even more weird is that TH-cam recommended his channel to me when I subscribed to B&B! That's how I know who he is.
"Uh, dude, you sure you don't want to go to a real KFC instead?"
"Nah, I'm good here."
😂😂😂
lmao
Their mascot: *Stepan the Totally-not-Russian-Soldier*
Colonel P. You got that right, The P.
Imagine being the ceo of starducks
Scrooge McDuck is rich.
you would also be the same CEO of Starmucks.
I like the name StarDucks. StarBucks sounds very capitalist.
This was so funny until i remembered one thing... I live in Crimea
Now im sad
Oh no
This video aged like fine wine
✨💛💙✨
@@u.h.h4915 hohol
"We have global chains like McDonald's, Subway, and KFC..."
Putin: "Now I'm gonna do what's called a 'pro gamer move'..."
Subway's new name will be 'E-Coli, Period.'
This aged well.
I once saw a restaurant called K’FC in Aktau, Kazakhstan. It stood for Kazakh Fried Chicken!
In Philippines there is also a Jollibee boot leg called: "Jolobot" In Bicol region.
Last time I was this early Mikhail Gorbachev tried to sell me pizza
Has Russia on the title:
Has Crimea on the thumbnail:
*Putin liked that*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be honest this kind of stuff is widely common here in Brazil as well.
I'm my town there is a place called GFC, and you ALREADY can imagine what is it.
Gay Fried Chicken
I don't even live in Pakistan and thers a bootleg KFC called PFC (Pakistani fried chiken) literally nexto a real KFC. PFC is the same thing but crapier
*in my town, né
The amount of foreshadowing in this video is off the charts...
I would rather eat at Crimean Fried Chicken than a Chinese Mcdonalds.
I would rather eat the Dutch prime minister than either of those two.
Chinese Big Mac
The secret sauce contains batsoup
The patty is dog
@@adriancamacho4766 nice
@@adriancamacho4766 So you watch History Matters too?
@@markhenley3097 yessir
i really love the starducks logo how fucking adorable
About 20 minutes from where I live exists a place called "HFC", or "Halal Fried Chicken".
I live in the Netherlands. We, too, do have KFC in all major cities.
@dantelo88 Not even, just a shamelessly direct replica of KFC.
Islam said, "We have our own KFC."
We got one by the same name here in Halifax. ...
I notice alot of muslim entrepreneurs end up doing that both in the east and here in the west
3:41 is nobody going to talk about how my man is eating a porn burger?
No because it is not.
You should know better.
@@EscapeFromRussia You're merely a paid government spy trying to hide the existence of the porn burger. The truth is out there
@@tfm1194 :/
@vječnazima It's "royal" not "poyal" but i agree, porn burger is better
Beachcomber1993 You should know better that it is a *j o k e*
5:48 Should have named it STARMARX COFFEE
Starmarx
Astoris what u Talking about?
@@pussyslayer2295
edited comment. Hmmmm. Lmaoo
Astoris Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
coffee*
I'm pretty sure I love StarDUCK'S coffee so much that should be a T-Shirt here in the USA.
The last time I was this early the Soviet Union was still around
Hah, amateur.
Last time I was this early, the Kievan Rus was still around.
The last time I was this early Neanderthals we’re still doing shit
What do you mean, it still exists
@UCRwmPZMOgg-a-Yg0eblHn9Q Yes and Nikita Kruschev is still President, don't believe Western lies.
Duck Casserole yeah in OUR hearts
Russia is literally just like GTA with every mod available
_In America, you eat chickens at Kentucky Fried Chicken..._
*In Soviet Russia, chickens eat you at Crimean Fried Chicken.*
Vlad?
@@OGrandomunknownperson Dracula?
додо пицца: *wants a branch in crimea but needs to avoid sanctions*
also додо пицца: *scrubs out bottom line of д*
лоло пицца: perfect
I think that’s less weird than the fact that there are some stray Dodo Pizza franchises in Mississippi.
Dodo, Lolo, all the same.
there's a Lolo pizza in West London Acton lol
Mom can we get kfc?
We have kfc at home,
kfc at home: 0:07
It will be so funny when McDonald start to open in Crimea after it goes back to Ukraine while in Moscow they still have Tasty Period
Australia has Hungry Jacks! This is our version of Burger King, I may be bias’s but I think it’s better too 🍔😂
What I find particularly interesting about ДонМак is that almost all of the menu items can be directly converted from Cyrillic to English. The word for cheese in Russian is сыр, not чиз.
Because it is his people use to call it.
@@EscapeFromRussia Interesting, I thought all of the menu items would've been translated into Russian initially.
@@syvase8804 Cheeseburger still called Чизбургер. Not Сырбургер.
Hey Roman, pretty late here, but i wanted to mention this four months ago. Regarding the Russian Railways not existing in Crimeea thing:
The RZD (and also the Ukrainian counterpart, UZ) is divided into multiple "railway companies" that operate in various regions, that are very autonomous from the RZD/UZ, but are still part of the bigger company (for example the Far Eastern Railway, the Krasnoyarsk Railway, the Moscow Railway, etc). So presumabley, the Crimeean Railway is also somewhat part of this, unless its not under the ownership of the RZD.
Additionally the Crimeean Railways didnt have any sort of railway connection with the rest of Russia untill 2019/2020 i think it was, so maybe thats another reason to make it fully separate.
IDK entirely, but i was giving my two cents from a slightly more experienced view in the railway sector. Cheers!
Broke: Kentucky Fried Chicken
Woke: Crimean Fried Chicken
Baroque: Crispy Fried Chicken
Company: What should we name our company
Someone: Slams their keyboard with their head
Company: That's a great idea, you're hired
Reminds me of a great (and underrated) series of Get Smart novels, where in one of them a western spy went to an eastern country and ordered a hamburger.
"They made it with ham!" the nonplussed spy said.
Crimean Fried Chicken, is it Russian or Ukranian?
Duck Casserole Ukrainian fs
it's Crimean
Krima je Srbija
@@reinismartinsons Da
Duck Casserole yes
Who knew at the time this video was uploaded that it would become the first in a series?
Крошка картошка is where it's at period.
I anyone wants to search it I believe it's "Kroshka Kartoshka," but my Russian is a bit rusty
@@grsimpson3957 baby potato
@@jw-db2jk also can mean "crumb potato" lmfaooo
@@pepehasbleach4408 lmao
Lyubit
Two regions of Russia:
1. Chechnya
2. Crimea
Ukraine: Angry Slavic Noises intensify
🇷🇺+🇺🇦(🇸🇬)>🇪🇺🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲
@@OGrandomunknownperson You put the Singapore flag next to Ukrainian flag. You probably meant polish flag.
Still, stupid comment with a stupid mistake. Kremlinbot
Not every ukrainian wants to be part of Russia y'know
@@FlipXFlopl in I was high I like shitposting while high
@@iminsideyourwalls9432 no green fluffy shit
Nobody:
Russia: Starducks
We have a Weed,Dispensary here called STARBUDS 🌟
@@horseplop9 Lol
**hits blunt**
@@horseplop9 ha think ive seen that place?
Tsarbucks
Is this burger fresh? Tasty,period. Yes, but is it nutritious? Tasty, period. Yes, but is it clean or even safe to eat? Tasty, PERIOD!
Imagine having to give this one, tiny region it's own version of everything that exists in the rest of your country just so it can be apart of your country - all despite most of the world telling you not to
"You" don't have to give them anything. It's just local franchises that came up with the idea of developing that "fake" brand. 95% of their supplies re still legit McD-goods.
This aged well
I think the cable networks should give Roman a slot for something like Late Night With Roman talk show. I don't know how he pulls together the materials for his video. I suspect he has a bunch of writers and other crew. lol
Crimean Fried Chicken serving you Tatar meat nuggets, with Tatar sauce. lmao I’m sorry. 😂
They'll probably do this all across Russia now with all the brands having left. Better than letting all the employees go. I feel bad for them, they had nothing to do with the war.
3:40
Non-Russians: Ayo what the fuck?!
Looooool
Can't wait for bootleg Crimean Roman to start the KRMFKRZ channel
I have a lot to say about this. Моя подруга живёт в Севастаполе. So there are two sets of sanctions, one set of sanctions are international and the EU, Canada, etc. follow them. They ban any business transactions with anyone in the Crimea and also buying land there. The US sanctions are much stricter and ban pretty much everything, the only exception is that you are allowed to send paper items to private individuals, but the Russian customs regulations only allow cards and letters. Also there is only one bank - the Russian National Commerce Bank and it is individually sanctioned and so are the employees. Mastercard/Visa don't operate there so there is the "Mir" payment system, so if you want to send money to people in the Crimea you usually have to do it through a relative who lives somewhere else in Russia. I tried sending cash and Почта России steamed open the envelope and stole it (not in Crimea - so the idea they have a separate postal service is fiction, they even have Russian postal indexes). They have the franchise for Western Union and they make it look like the payment went through Krasnodar, but it's too risky for international transactions so the person has to pick it up in Тамань. That British guy in the video was banned from Twitter for committing WAR CRIMES, ffs (interviewing Ukrainian POWs in the Donbass). He was awarded a medal by the FSB! (My friend told me they converted the McDonalds into a "Mir Burger" btw and it's shit). If you look on Google Maps you will see Streetview ends in the middle of the bridge, because Google, Paypal and everyone else don't do business there. You have to use Yandex Maps.
"Crimean Fried Chicken" sounds better than China's "Obama Fried Chicken"
It's 2020 is Obama Fried Chicken in China still in business. Just a curious thought 🤔
@@olindetroit7636 Trump should sanction "Obama Fried Chicken" if they are
@@ddddchannel837 curiously enough I was in China before COVID (and right around Trump and Xi struck a deal and ended the trade war) and there were plenty of kitchy Trump-Xi commemorative shirts, mugs, etc. and just souvenirs with both Chinese and American leaders on them
@@bretlir lol what
I got a flashback on GTA, where KFC means "cluckin bell" and Burger King "Burger shot" 😂
"clucking bell" I think it is
@@pigohqugo5302 Oh 🤔 u right, sorry
Wow! The ending of this video is suddenly extremely topical all over again
Can’t believe I have been living without this channel until this week, so happy to have stumbled to you!! Your shit is epic and so fucking entertaining and obviously relatable given that I was raised in Siberia until I was 15 and moved to the states, I’m 29 now ( yes I speak Runglish). Your GTA 4 video brought me here
They missed an opportunity naming “Burger King” to “Burger Town”
Burger Tsar
Roman: calls Crimea a Russian region
Ukrainians: *Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Noticed that as well lol
@Dushan 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Dushan No.
@@katrmet6893 ikr, Ukraine is actually a Polish region, thank you from the bottom of my heart, I'm glad you agree with me
Dushan the worst thing that happened to Ukraine is that we gave up our nukes. If we still had them you pussies wouldn’t fuck with us.
Why is romans screen blurry behind him i taught i was tripping many times? Is it the camera lense or ?
The whole thing is blurry
IIRC He broke his camera lens a couple of weeks ago.
Little did we know...
*Chechenya wasn't a stolen territory*
Chechen ppl in 17th century: are we a joke to you?
I mean Texas is considered stolen territory by this stance
@@agent1787
It is stolen yes
@@agent1787 the entirety of the north and south american continents too
@@agent1787 The entire American continent is stolen territory. 🙄
Not really, some of it was legally bought from the native Americans lmao
The Starmaks chubby reindeer logo is adorable. Thanks, Roman!
I'm also amused to know there is... or, rather, was? a Dodo Pizza about 300 km from me in Southaven, Mississippi, here in the US. Alas, they seem to have gone out of business sometime in 2020.
Weird, I've never heard of Dodo Pizza, let alone in the US. So I go to look it up and it's only two shops are in Mississippi (of all places)-the state I'm temporarily working in. what a coincidence.
Western food chains are now a rare sight for Russia.
Салют из Крыма. CFC та еще рыгальня, на полуострове вообще проблема с фастфудом после ухода Макдональдса. В центре Симферополя еще есть магазин H&M, который расшифровывается как "Новое и модное"
Ахаха
"Get in the car loser, we are having the LOLO pizza"
Lolo in our language has a depressing meaning in my language
CFC: Crimean Fried Chicken or chlorofluorocarbons...
Coincidence??? *I THINK NOT!*
Starducks Coffee...I can’t even...I’m dying! 😂
Last time I had KFC was in Kentucky, last year. Before I placed my order I reminded the clerk that we were in Kentucky and they should do the state proud. They dropped the ball hard.
If I was that clerk and you told me some stupid bullshit like that while I'm slaving away for minimum wage I almost certainly would have dropped your food on the floor in the back AND spit on it out of spite.
NFKRZ: 12:14 - 12:39
Voldemir Putleg: I hear you. But also... It's free real estate
There is this bootleg KFC in my city, Skopje (Macedonia), and it's called Macedonian Fried Chicken. I find it really weird because there is only one shop on a hill across the road from a hospital.
I love these videos where you just banter about random Russian nuances and what not. It ain't much but it sure is entertaining.
Just Like China? Bootleg Everything!
USA and Thailand right?
the 3 CFCs:
Crimean Fried Chicken: now with more frag mines for explosive goodness
Chernobyl Fried Chicken: now with (???) meat
Chechnya Fried Chicken: now with extra shrapnel
I have to say, you have a great deal of information. Awesome to see someone talk about the crazy things that happen in another country. God Bless be safe and stand tall!😎😎👍
If you pass a DonMak, you might say “DonMak, oooo!”
And considering that area is currently in a veritable bullet hell, sounds apt to me.
12:00 - oof....
Saw a lot of bootleg shops in Vladivostok. There was a Starbucks copy that has a badass logo of what looked like a female space soldier, if that makes sense.
And there was no 7-Eleven but there was a 2 четыре.
Roman, I haven’t missed a video in a while year, man. Love all of your content! Especially the Russian culture stuff! 🤘
holy shit. i just automatically cracked after Makovskiy tagline.
"I NEED IT"
"PPPPFFTTTTTBBHAHAHAHAH"
Russian fast food: mentions Crimea.
TRIGGER!!
If you want a lot of attention fast, change your profile pic to the Ukrainian flag with: "Крым наш!" written across it.
@@steven-k. good idea
I was studying abroad in St. Petersburg a few years ago, and our group was craving Panda Express. We thought we saw one in the strip mall nearby, but it ended up being a knock off called Panda-Express lmao
I love how burger is pronounced the same way in Russian as in Arabian 😂👍🏼
KGB
They distribute free chicken to the people
And don't pay their workers
12:10 Based AF
NFKRZ looking good with the luscious locks
the meganom mall is actually named after a rock in crimea, so its not exactly the same thing
also, most people actually use local food chains instead of these bootlegs (i live in crimea but I've never heard of lolo pizza, lol) ,but it's pretty fun to make fun of them nontheless
when i'm in all of his intros