Ranking Every Mario Game by how Safe it is
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nah
Why cant I comment?
Lol
@@Cliffordlonghead Are you hacking?! how did u reply 3 days ago
are you a website developer or something?
You forgot about the real safest game, Mario Teaches Typing.
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Nah that's the most dangerous one 😔🤭😩
Also not safe, Keyboard keys actually are dangerous. The can pop out any minute
Most dangerous for your mental health😵💫
Thats my favorite mainline mario game
I’m honestly glad it’s not another painful challenge like a marathon or elbows only, because that’s what we’ve been getting recently. The videos are good but the pain Nathaniel has to go through
Yeah, he needed a well-desereved rest from crazy challenges
Yeah he has put himself through so much pain to put out great videos. Glad he has a break
This has got me wanting a ranking of Mario party mini games based on safety
There could also be a ranking on Mario kart tracks based on safety
@@cesarplays687 True
already exists
@40susman, yeah, it does, but nathaniel bandy hasn't done it befour only other people have.
*before@@hussainperson
Shouldn't both Galaxy games be the most dangerous since you're in space without a suit and helmet.
Yeah no oxygen
Yea, that was what I was thinking about
@@DYNAKNIGHTplus cosmic radiation giving you cancer
You’re gonna die in space minutes into the game
Also black holes everywhere, which you literally can't ever escape from (if you were to survive somehow). To be fair, most "Galaxies" shouldn't even exist and practically be replaced by one black hole if these would realistically suck up matter.
Thanks for helping keep the people safe. Keep up the good work!
You too 🫡
I was mad for a second because of the TH-cam plagiarism controversies but good to know you’re getting approval from another safety inspector.
@@NathanielBandy How do u get Æ?
hi J0rts
Let’s not forget how the castles in Super Mario Bros have no windows or anything for ventilation inside. The heat from the lava is trapped inside of these castles and walking into one would be like walking into a literal oven. You will be cooked alive within seconds of entering one.
I'm kind of surprised that the Galaxy games were ranked so high. I mean, there's literal black holes everywhere. You can't get much more dangerous than that. I suppose if you stay in the hubs, it'd be pretty safe, but if you ever leave them, you're asking for big trouble.
Outer Space in general is as dangerous as it gets. You constantly have to worry about oxygen, in addition to food and water, which would be even harder to come by. Furthermore, you always risk leaving a planet's or structure's gravitational field (which tend to be pretty damn small in the game) and float into the endless void.
So what we've learned today is mario goes through some dangerous places on his adventures!
How did you comment 4 days ago when the video was uploaded today⁉️⁉️⁉️
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@@ui_gamez1634it’s a member
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@@carsonscity7670 he’s a member bro
I think that you forgot what Is the least safest object in the entire Mario series and it's present in NSMB2: its Warp Cannons. They are probably even worse than the Wormholes in the Galaxy games. Those Warp Cannons, instead of shooting you into the sky, shoot you on the ground making you run so fast that you break the space-time continuum and warping you into the Sub-Space of SMB2
The galaxy games are for sure the most dangerous. Being that close to multiple black holes at all times already puts it number 1. Also you start in a meteor shower and galaxy one has you floating in space from being blasted away without oxygen. Good video!!!
Well this is a very interesting video, but I guess that Nathaniel wanted to **play it safe** before Christmas Day, which is understandable! Joke aside, love your content as always! ❤
Thus potentially begins a series of ranking every Mario platformer in every way but the actual quality.
Currently watching this while crying my eyes out while going through the unbarable pain of untangling me hair. Thank you for keeping me entertained while i feel like im dying every single second 🙃
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Lol
How is Mario galaxy safe??? MARIO IS IN SPACE WITH NO OXYGEN
The planets have trees, so likely an atmosphere
not to mention black holes right next to each planet
There needs to be more pacifist style of platformer’s, especially with Mario since almost everything wants you dead
That the world of platformers you know
How would you even make such a game without the quality and difficulty making a massive dip?
@@panwasacz2733 my main guess is take a page of undertale sure you will easier time to take down enemies so they won't block your way but later on their death is pernament like in undertale and it will lead to alternate events from the kills
Geometry Dash recently released platformer mode and in 4 official levels that the developer made you only kill 2 characters, so it's kinda pacifist I guess
Sounds like you're basically pitching Doctor Who: The Eternity Clock.
But Subcon isn't just a dream, it's a world that can only be entered through dreams, so Mario Bros. 2 isn't just all taking place in Mario's Dream, technically Luigi, Peach, & Toad entered it through their dreams too. They are all actually there, subconsiously, but they are there.
I absolutely love this concept. I like the idea of imaginging trying to survive in worlds like these
“Walking bombs are as unsafe as it gets”
*bomb-ombs: 👁️👄👁️*
Plot twist: He originally wanted to rank the mainline Mario titles, but he felt it would too boring. So he ranked them by how safe they are
I missed Nathan saying Get'r ranked it really brings back
Bloons reference is great
J0rts and Nathaniel, what a duo!
Yep
This guy can just make anything and make it entertaining lmfao 😂😂😂
The ad should've been a VPN, to coincide with the safety theme
Now we wait for Nathaniel to rank every Pokémon and Sonic game based on how safe they are :]
For pokemon. As long as you don't venture out. You're safe
Sonic is easy since stuff like apotos and Station Square exists.
@@GUNUFofficialAnd so does Dark Gaia.
@@bonedude1286 Dark Gaia is sealed away, you won't have to deal with it unless it's before Eggman cracks the earth.
@@GUNUFofficial Which is what happens in Unleashed, on top of falling from literal space. Not surviving.
Interesting concept for a video, Nathaniel! Merry Christmas!
Can't wait for him to rank the mario games based off how good the food is in each.
Mario galaxy 1 and 2 are the most dangerous because you cant breathe in space
This is definitely an interesting ranking!
14:18 nice transition
lol
2:42 That's just a theory... A FOOD THEORY!!!
13:50 actually according to the manuals, the ending cutscene is what happens at the beginning of the game, Mario dreamt the events in the game then got his friends and did those things in real life
The TRUE safest Mario world is Animal Crossing X Mario
I guess if tom nook not around to do bad
Nathaniel you do realize humans can't breath in space, right?
...so if mario can breathe in space, what even is he?
Every planet has its atmosphere
Planets. Have. Atmospheres.
@@watermeloncat987 Some planets don't have atmospheres
Petition for NB to bring back Top 10’s
Agree, I miss his Top 10's
I love this vid so much, probably because acknowledging the setting of Mario games is so relaxing
Dude your spoiling us😭 so many videos this couple of days!
Doing a ranking video for the holidays! I love it.
Types of Ranking Videos:
Worst to Best
Easy to Hard
Danger to Safe (New)
I think you gave someone the idea to recreate the Mario Land 2 Map in the Bloons map creator and honestly im all for it
This could make for a really interesting mini-series. You could rank how safe/dangerous the settings of other kinds of games are. Paper Mario games, Mario and Luigi games, maybe even versions of Planet Popstar from Kirby games or locations in Hyrule from Zelda games.
I also wonder how safe the Mushroom Kingdom from The Super Mario Bros. Movie would be to live in. The city is breathtaking and they at least have fruit as another food source. The only severe danger would probably be Bowser and the Koopa Troop being a very powerful and threatening military,but there’s plenty of community to work together with to stop them.
Great Video and Happy Holidays!
Luncheon Kingdom is very perfect for this.
Mario's universe just isn't as inhabitable to normal humans, they have gravity stronger then jupiter (i think 39.70). But beside that Mario Kart 8 Delexue is the best place to live
Nathaniel is back to ranking 🎉
Yes he is
After 2 Marathon video's,is't nice to have a chill ranking video like this one
You could eat koopas in any of these
You FINALLY used Mario Land DX?? What an evolution lol
This is a bonkers and fun concept. Nice video.
Wouldn’t you die from lack of oxygen in Mario galaxy 1 and 2
I have to disagree on the "lack of nutrients" thing.
The Mushroom you see in lost-levels is almost as tall as Mario. Now i dont know about you, but i consider that to satisfy my hunger to a HUGE degree.
you should do a video where you try to 100% every RPG styled Mario game or do one where you try to 100% every paper mario!!!!! I love your videos and I am a big fan!!! Keep up the work man we appreciate your work and your videos!!!!
This video idea is the same idea my 6 year old self would think of while playing a mario game. Especially one of the galaxy games, and I love it
This concept is so funny
The bed in the comet observatory is Rosalinas bed... Youre not gonna sleep with her are you?
I loved this formant! Please keep using it!
New Nathaniel video is MY Safe space
tfw the title is misleading… I thought “how safe it is” meant ranking the games based on how many risks Nintendo took to make a great game rather than playing it safe
I would like to take Nathaniel Nandy on my Lost Levels journey!
These mario games are either safe or not safe
I did not expect Galaxy to be in the top 5 because space but I”ll take it!
Rosalina would likely give you the ability she has to breathe in space so no worries
Oh no the Mario in the thumbnail is from The Final Piece on SMG4’s channel. I’m getting Vietnam flashbacks from that arc and I hate it
Um... Actually it's the one from the SMG4 thumbnail "Freddy's Ultimate Custom Spagetteria".
@@Androck124TheGod I think they used it for both videos but that was the first video that came to mind just because of how bad the arc was
how could you not take account of that galaxy is in SPACE?? no oxygen = instant death so galaxy is the least safe.
Merry Christmas Nathaniel!
Wouldn’t Mario Galaxy be last, you would die in seconds
Not if Rosalina gives you her power like she obviously did to mario
This video has “Triggered” and “Mind Blowing” energy and I love it. This might be one of your best videos.
Merry Christmas, Nathaniel bandy
SMG4 THUMBNAIL?
The feathers of the penguin suit can also keep you warm
did Nathaniel forget that, oh I don't know, there is absolutely NO oxygen in space?
Rosalina would give her power to you when you get there
Galaxy not being at the bottom is wild💀
This is a very interesting way to rank the Mario games, makes me wonder what other game worlds may or may not be safe to live in.
"Mario Odyssey is pretty much safe after getting some moons"
Mario on the moon at the beginning: 🗿
Sick Video Once Again Dude!
This was a great video NB😊
I’d just pick the comet observatory, it’s pretty to look at, there are loads of Lumas as well as Rosalina so you’ll never be alone, star bits taste like honey which is easily nothing to complain about, if you do fall off you’ll just be brought back on, lots of books and other implied activities so that your brain will always be stimulated and a nice comfy bed (assuming Rosalina is willing to share.
The only downside I can think of is time. The observatory is in space and it’s constantly night time in space so it will mess with when I know i need to go to sleep.
On my opinion, I have to say every Mario game is safe including The Lost Levels! I really like all your vids and huge like!
Striving for quality
Your channel reminds me of another channel that I used to watch a couple years ago he used to say would you survive this game unfortunately his channel got taken down a while ago I missed that channel this reminds me of his channel so I'm going to subscribe
Who knew that being a plumber could be so dangerous
Merry Christmas and also I really enjoyed the video
bro donated only to be all the way down here
@drum_dragon7574 I really enjoy watching nathaniel's videos and I have been watching him for a long time
I love the sarcasm in this video 😂
Ah yes, I’ve always wanted to play Mario IRL
Isekai mario
I definitely agree with you at the end, Squarespace is definitely the safest Mario game out there, it could possibly be the safest game ever!
bloons td monkeys being on the path on mario land 2 was clever lol
Rank all Super Monkey Ball levels!
I think he forgot the fact that we can't breathe in space and our lungs will explode in 30 seconds.
For the next marathon could you do dk games
I'm in my binging Nathaniel phase, thank you for contributing to my addiction
Actors can and do get injuries during stage performances so risk of injury in SMB3 is there. All those flaming special effects may cause serious burns if stunt goes wrong and one false move in fight choreography may cause severe interruption with broken nose. That dodging Bowser's big stomp is very dangerous stunt as he is bulky guy.
Stage choreography would probably be the least unsafe thing about that, fight choreography is very, very trained to a t, more likely those set pieces with no hand rails and connected to the backdrop and not the floor are far more likely to cause injury
2:56 Mario Doesn't eat the mushrooms every time he uses them, He can Harness their Power without eating them as he Does in multiple 2D Games
ima just write pros and cons of your ranking here:
exploding koopas have small blastzones btw so it can't be that hard to dodge, it's only the size of their shell, unless you don't know if they can explode
bowser's fury mario should be covered in mud at the start
mario mushrooms are so weird they fatten up mario in size and also they're mario's size, must be alot of calories in the lost levels.
spinning is even harder in the air, you can't run so good luck trying to activate the propeller mechanism by spinning half a dozen times in a second
where will you find a fire flower to boil the water with, as far as i know it's not in the first level
for sm64 the only source of food is a cake that you'll get if you get all the stars with the castle, at this point i'm just going to try and freeze some water and eat it and as a drink well nah it's that never ending water supply also the water in the basement is sewage water and mips is there, he only appears twice i think so i guess it's a food source but you need 16 stars and need to be an olympic track runner to do get him/her sooooo, you'd also be a monster not to somehow kill mips in a scary way before eating it, you can burn it to death to cook it or just drown it before you do it (it'll be covered in germs sooo), pyscho
how is the mailman supposed to find the mushroom kingdom
only an idiot wouldn't just go into the new donk city
super mario galaxy would be the best place if rosalina is not begging you to practically go and unalive yourself by trying to help her
smb2/smusa you literally have to finish it or you won't wake up
Mario waits for the bus is the true safest game
6:43 “the only suit that makes things safer is the penguin suit”
immediately slides and bashes marios head into some bricks
I love unexpected video ideas!
Mario paint is the most dangerous because you can eat paint
Ohhh, I thought you were talking about safe sequels when I read the title, so stuff like nsmb2 xD
anyone know what the graph is at 7:37? It seems intriguing and I want to look at it in more detail.
I would love to see a ranking of every spinoff in the Mario universe like the Luigi’s mansion games, wario ware, captain toad, etc.
now, to start, I am not a psychopath.... however, couldn't you just eat the enemies? just murder and eat their insides for hunger?
yep
0:35 That sound effect gave me many flashbacks to 10 years ago.
Already, a video idea like this begs more a ranking video by safety with Sonic levels