@@Ona1000 see this is why I stopped playing wow, dumbing down the game for players. Asmon clearly been playing wow too long to know how to press more than 2 buttons.
It was like watching your younger brother. He doesn't listen to the mechanics you tell him about and thinks he can just beat the boss by simply attacking.
2:30:19 I'm going to leave this here for posterity. I know the *Mage Tower Headbut* is the ultimate Asmongold clip, but this *Retry Again* clip has to be a close second!
I've never seen Asmongold angry (and almost tilted) until I left my PC on, running videos, and watched him (while eating breakfast burritos) during the dragon fight.
after the vegetables he actually did better than I expected, like damn I don't really remember my first run on this but my ass was getting kicked on hildaberg and my guy beat her in 3 tries wtf
@@skyguy377 for me I think I struggled the most against the giant robot and also the Medusa girl. I died a bunch of times on those 2 and surprisingly didn’t struggle much with the dragon
You really think so? I think quite opposite. I feel like his chat is pretty much cancer, full of "advice friends" and annoying people. It's good that in this game chat can't spoil many things. When he was playing Dark Souls the advices coming from everywhere were really annoying. Have you ever seen Happy Hob's chat? This is the most friendliest community on the planet :o
@@IudexGundyr325 its when your digestive track (ascending colon) is inflamed to the point where it makes it hard to digest things properly. This can cause sharp pain and nausea frequently. I also can't eat a lot of certain things now because they won't digest unfortunately
@@IudexGundyr325 unfortunately there is no cure yet, however I've learned some diets that help ease the process. I'm alot better off than I was a few months ago, diet really helps!
@@gamingempirewatch I am glad to hear you can at least feel less pain, i hope you will live long enough to see the creation of a cure and have the possibility to be cured from it
Asmon learns one thing then forgets two things he just learned. He consequently must relearn how to play the game repeatedly, even after he seemingly has understood it and put it to practice.
Vsync (vertical sync) is good to reduce screen tearing. It limits the frame rate of the application (game) to the refresh rate of the display. Sometimes it's just necessary. You'll have more latency in comparison to if your game was running at a faster frame rate (even at the same refresh rate), but it's still minor compared to the great annoyance that screen tearing is. Try without it, then turn it on if screen tearing occurs.
Hold up, the Devil cant collect all these souls he won so why should they be worried about the Devil. Just leave like everyone else and tell him to F off.
@@Robstrap lmao nah, compared to 90% of the streamers when this game first came out he breezed it. Defeating the first island in the first hour is an accomplishment enough when others took a whole stream. 16 deaths as well where as others were already racking up close to hundreds lmfao.
@@araragi5322 True, he's been saying he's really fucking bad and coming close to quitting but in reality he's being way too hard on himself: it's the reverse of his dark souls playthrough, he's doing really well. Having a death count of 42 once he got to the pool was really good.
Baldman is whooping this game like it's nothing. He would have gotten through it faster if he spent the time to learn the game mechanics Soonet, but that's just classic Asmonbald. But it's okay, because it gives people something to comment about. XD
Sometimes I doubt him and his intelligence. I mean, nobody, playing a game for the first time, knows all tricks and in stress situations I sometimes forget some moves too, I am able to perform. But this man is something else and it triggers me so hard. He can't even fucking remember a few buttons to push in a simple game design like this. That's only because, he is always so overwhelmed with everything and gets stressed very fast. Let him play games like Tarkov or Arma where you have to push like over 30 buttons. 🤣
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>Plays on controller
>Refuses to parry
>Refuses to shrink as plane
>Refuses to go to shop
>Refuses to us EXs
>Gets mad
4:49
"he will ragequit this 100%"
- MilchiWay the Prophet.
he did exceptionally well considering he didn't buy any upgrades like the invincible dash, or used his super at all lul
he did buy the smoke grenade, just used it poorly.
and the complete lack of parrying which makes a lot of fights, like honeycomb herald, a lot easier
He did both...
Exceptionally well???? Ah sure ok
2:22:52 “We’ll see who’s laughing whenever you’re done laughing”
-Asmongold
3:39:20 LMAO you can see the piece of controller whiz past the cam
😂 thank you, probably wouldn't have seen it otherwise.
44:20 McConnel had enough of Asmon disregard for mechanics.
Lucas thank the fucking lord for him. I was getting so pissed
@@Ona1000 see this is why I stopped playing wow, dumbing down the game for players.
Asmon clearly been playing wow too long to know how to press more than 2 buttons.
I was actually frustrated by this and it kinda made Asmon seem dumb, confirmed when he actually just decided to disregard a HUGE mechanic in the game
@@blueberry5822 YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO PRESS THE BUTTON ASMON 🤓 FUCK YOU ASMON. Actually fucking Losers OMEGALUL.
He never learns on his own.
It was like watching your younger brother. He doesn't listen to the mechanics you tell him about and thinks he can just beat the boss by simply attacking.
bro he wasnt just simply attacking, he was attacking the HANDS, the most vulnerable part of any boss!
@Grim reaper touche'
His 2D platforming and shooter skills are on full display here. Reaction speed hasn't declined too much, yet.
I wish Asmon would play more games like this, one of the best streams i've ever watched. Thanks for uploading the VOD!
watching asmon's first gameplay after he reacted to the infamous Dan's tutorial failure :D
2:30:19 I'm going to leave this here for posterity.
I know the *Mage Tower Headbut* is the ultimate Asmongold clip, but this *Retry Again* clip has to be a close second!
*This clip lives rent free in my head*
The dark souls 1 clips are also soo good
He's definitely better than a certain game journalist, that's for sure.
Most game "journalists"
Funniest things that happened> 18:30, 25:45, 44:18 51:48, 1:50:54, 2:30:17, 2:33:37, 2:45:52,
The frantic playful jazz music and the pure rage during the dragon make for some beautiful comedy
I was howling in laughter on that fight lol
1:00:23 I already died 165 times at this point. he's pretty good.
He also hit “retry” a lot which doesn’t count as a death.
true@@Budd631
@@Budd631I think anyone would retry only having 1hp on the first phase😂
1:05:45
"It's like the Nameless King, but he shoots off horseshoes and he's a fucking donkey."
This is the rage I wanted to see during Dark Souls and hopefully the one I will see during Bloodborne.
@@dummiesaywhat since he has not used a controller in years i can see why hes so mad
Dude he was mad af playing Dark Souls
I've never seen Asmongold angry (and almost tilted) until I left my PC on, running videos, and watched him (while eating breakfast burritos) during the dragon fight.
just you wait, watch his Sekiro run 😂
I like how his chat has been screaming for him for ages that he can use the damned keyboard xD
I love how passionate he is about hating waffles.
And donkeys
>calls an apple a carrot
>calls an onion a carrot
At least he called the carrot a carrot too
20:05: "Good thing I had my die move"
this game really gets you to listen to its soundtrack all day long so you can get all the funny memories
"Mustard gets on your shirt and never comes off!"
So does ketchup.
Both are noticable stains too.
this dude made me laugh so hard i almost cried
2:13:16 ur welcome
I KNEW he was going to roll into the other frog and become a SLOT MACHINE
19:54 oh my god I can’t stop laughing at his face here
Asmongolds the only guy who forgets game mechanics level to level
I’ve never seen someone refuse to adapt as much as asmon. Its pretty funny.
He played like half the game before he even realized he could use super attacks
3 hours in and he isn't parrying yet
Finally came out on ps4
Yea ik I'm on island 3 hard to
I started today
@@alexiso.riveraramirez8307 I I'm on island 3 it hard
Zykeon Dewitt it’s not hard it’s just rng bullet hell just calm and you can do it
@@randys7750 yeah I'm almost done with inkwell Island 3 I need best the robot bee train
Onion appears, "Its a carrot"
He is extremely good. And he said he had bad hand movement and reflexed when he started DS1. But it took me like 30 hours to do there what he did in 3
Because you Fat roll XD
I’m pretty sure you just suck no offence. It took me 6 hours to finish the main game and some of the bosses took me a while. 30 is like insanely slow.
goddamn I think you already laid him with that, laid him in his coffin @@Dajones9191
@davejones77 he's not in training bro he's clearly fully fledged
Stream pressure helps
after the vegetables he actually did better than I expected, like damn I don't really remember my first run on this but my ass was getting kicked on hildaberg and my guy beat her in 3 tries wtf
That meltdown at 2:30:26 had me dyin lmao.
The fact that he had more trouble with Bee Bitch than with Dragon Douche is astounding
Yo the dragon was the hardest boss to me.
@@skyguy377 right?!
@@skyguy377 for me I think I struggled the most against the giant robot and also the Medusa girl. I died a bunch of times on those 2 and surprisingly didn’t struggle much with the dragon
@@jeremyroberts8822 Oh yeah the robot is a bitch
2:46:30
oi oi oi
11:42 “It’s a carrot.”🥕 🧅😂😂
"is this rayman" in chat ahahahahaah
Du hier?
well.. is it?
Päp äpäüüi
@@Watchiratzuu nope.. def rayman..
Einfach corrupted in den Kommentaren getroffen, ja moin :)
Man, I think, all things considered, you were much less angry than most who play this game.
Yo thank you for uploading the full stream with a chat because chat is what makes him funny.
You really think so? I think quite opposite. I feel like his chat is pretty much cancer, full of "advice friends" and annoying people. It's good that in this game chat can't spoil many things. When he was playing Dark Souls the advices coming from everywhere were really annoying.
Have you ever seen Happy Hob's chat? This is the most friendliest community on the planet :o
@@Golab08 The advice is annoying, but the emotes are really funny, LUL when he dies, D: when he says something mean, etc
@@alarmgoesding Yea, you have a good point. I think I'm allergic to spoilers.
The majority of people in Twitch chats are brats or man children they make for good entertainment though
This is still great in 2022. Watch the tutorial and then proceed to forget it the tutorial lol
I bet the chat is on the 2nd level and laughing at him winning
"do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again..."
1:30:00 is my favorite part
B-, that's an A.
I fucking died.
Ppl QQing about the keyboard thing.... man these kinds of games have always and will always be better with a controller, fact.
What's funny is that unlike dark souls,you can't blame the game
if someone can time stamp where he just head slams his desk for me that'd be great
He dosent
24:35 Asmongold when he smashed his head on the desk be like
I love how he said he figured out how to press b like it was his first time on a controller
Just got diagnosed with colitis, this stream is so good right now👌
What is colitis ?
@@IudexGundyr325 its when your digestive track (ascending colon) is inflamed to the point where it makes it hard to digest things properly. This can cause sharp pain and nausea frequently. I also can't eat a lot of certain things now because they won't digest unfortunately
@@gamingempirewatch oh shit, sorry to hear that... is this healable in any way?
@@IudexGundyr325 unfortunately there is no cure yet, however I've learned some diets that help ease the process. I'm alot better off than I was a few months ago, diet really helps!
@@gamingempirewatch I am glad to hear you can at least feel less pain, i hope you will live long enough to see the creation of a cure and have the possibility to be cured from it
The Start : I Beat this game basically... this is gonna be easy.
The End : f***ing hard
damn he's so good it''s crazy
8:42 words said before disaster
Still such amazing music
I kinda. Feel like. He played already from the first boss. He knew a carrot was coming. But it was an onion
He always messes up names on purpuse
1920s? He must’ve met duke at some point that cool
Watching that first carrot fight was painful as fuck...
That man said press B😂😂
love you asmond 💗 best playthrough
it's a carrot :')...
Someone never ate his greens...
0:34 Defeated by the main menu.
2:30 The casino is after the phantom express, making it on the wrong side of the tracks, god I love this game
Asmon learns one thing then forgets two things he just learned. He consequently must relearn how to play the game repeatedly, even after he seemingly has understood it and put it to practice.
Guess what, there’s more than one button. Try some of the others. Might help a bit.
Vsync (vertical sync) is good to reduce screen tearing. It limits the frame rate of the application (game) to the refresh rate of the display. Sometimes it's just necessary. You'll have more latency in comparison to if your game was running at a faster frame rate (even at the same refresh rate), but it's still minor compared to the great annoyance that screen tearing is. Try without it, then turn it on if screen tearing occurs.
8:51 my favorite part
"You died" :D
man the music gives me anxiety over long periods of time
Laughed so hard.... thanks for upload
44:20
1:33:35
Cup head giving 💥
(Super Used)
0:07--0:11 *Yes.* That's it. You've just described the game.
Hold up, the Devil cant collect all these souls he won so why should they be worried about the Devil. Just leave like everyone else and tell him to F off.
Hes got some serious skill, I have to give em that
Are you joking. He's awful at the game
@@Robstrap lmao nah, compared to 90% of the streamers when this game first came out he breezed it. Defeating the first island in the first hour is an accomplishment enough when others took a whole stream. 16 deaths as well where as others were already racking up close to hundreds lmfao.
@@araragi5322 True, he's been saying he's really fucking bad and coming close to quitting but in reality he's being way too hard on himself: it's the reverse of his dark souls playthrough, he's doing really well. Having a death count of 42 once he got to the pool was really good.
Baldman is whooping this game like it's nothing. He would have gotten through it faster if he spent the time to learn the game mechanics Soonet, but that's just classic Asmonbald. But it's okay, because it gives people something to comment about. XD
@@glazeyuzu2391 you're right I don't play it. I "played" it. That games old as fuck completed that shit ages ago
"Thats the whole grocery store" 😂😂
1:00:38 when I got here it said 179 so I think he did good
man literally died to the most simple and easy boss in the game
Alternative title: Asmongold fail/salt movie
28:40 - Joe Biden speech.
"Just kill me" is so relatable!
Sometimes I doubt him and his intelligence.
I mean, nobody, playing a game for the first time, knows all tricks and in stress situations I sometimes forget some moves too, I am able to perform.
But this man is something else and it triggers me so hard.
He can't even fucking remember a few buttons to push in a simple game design like this.
That's only because, he is always so overwhelmed with everything and gets stressed very fast.
Let him play games like Tarkov or Arma where you have to push like over 30 buttons. 🤣
Bruh, I fucking love Asmon
Pink sparkles please wash his hair lord jesus
He's actually cracked at cuphead
I'm gonna play with a controller
" Next stream I broke my controller...
Asmongold playin the turtorial:
‘This game is EZ!’
Me:
Hehehehehehe…. Wait for it bud.
Controller way easier than keyboard
If Disney made Dark Souls 100 years ago...
Pog not promoting gambling
Man, watching this after a vampire survivors runs… bro is not having a good time here.
this was super fun to watch!
I didn’t know anyone was slower than dean.
At 2:20 Boss, that place reminds me of The Throne of the Four Winds, in the background. :O
I agree with asmongold that one level sounds just like Mario 3
YA KEEP GETTIN REKKD AT %$ )#
Great content.