DSP Absolutely Fuming, Gets Demolished by 3 Cammys in a Row, Trolls Viewbotting & Chat on Thin Ice

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @shaun7517
    @shaun7517 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +442

    Imagine paying $150 and he doesn't even wear a hat
    Scammed

    • @ProphetTech
      @ProphetTech 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Tier reward scam in full effect.

    • @Solreth65
      @Solreth65 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Doode do you not know that wearing a hat makes you play worse in games? He can't concentrate while wearing a hat or glasses.
      Honestly tho its just pathetic that he treats his paypigs like dirt.

    • @lefteron6804
      @lefteron6804 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Except he claims that the glasses help him, he was struggling during gta5 and he said that he couldn't wear the glasses until he reached the goal.

    • @gonzo8898
      @gonzo8898 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      @@lefteron6804for manipulation purposes Phil will sometimes say his eyes are hurting him implying if the tip goal for glasses was hit it would help him.

    • @MajorSquiggles
      @MajorSquiggles 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I can't wear the hat because I'll get all sweaty guys 😭

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    “The pig didn’t put on the vest and hat as stipulated by my donation.”
    - Thorax’s chargeback message.

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +288

    >don't talk about trolls
    >talking about trolls is a bannable offence
    >starts yapping about the viewbotting for legit ten minutes

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Why is no-one talking?!

    • @grim1187
      @grim1187 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He’s the only one allowed to talk about trolls

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@grim1187unless you're in his secret discord bc according to phil he has "agents" constantly feeding him information about trolls which he constantly talks about. In other words, you can talk about trolls as long as you're his walking ATM

  • @darkhelmutt3417
    @darkhelmutt3417 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +309

    DSP making excuses like a press secretary

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Why do you think he's interested in politics?

    • @Sauron_the_god-king
      @Sauron_the_god-king 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, I think that even KJP is a bit more competent than this doofus!

    • @Disc023-ps6le
      @Disc023-ps6le 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      He's reached cyraxx levels of rapid delusional lie after lie.

    • @adamh.4933
      @adamh.4933 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Four-two-uh-tus outcomes from his opponents.

    • @extragalacticgorl
      @extragalacticgorl 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Too true 🤣

  • @V1dW4tcher
    @V1dW4tcher 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +153

    The Street Fighter salt is getting realer. Akuma can’t come out faster.

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      he's gonna be so pissy , akuma has low health and high damage have to be on point .. gonna get his ass beat bad. That fighter isn't even his style he has no clue how to play him

    • @ourboyhemingway
      @ourboyhemingway 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Akũm baby!!!!

  • @jesse9673
    @jesse9673 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +241

    I'm making a FACTUAL OBSERVATION: DSP has broken his New Year's resolution 107,046,538 times at this point. Tuh-huh.

    • @okok...ok.
      @okok...ok. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Tuh huh huh 🐐

    • @chrisa3417
      @chrisa3417 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      What was his resolution?

    • @karaso0
      @karaso0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      ​@@chrisa3417 He said he'd stop insulting his fighting game opponents.

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      *Smug smile while looking at the chat for validation*

    • @incorrectbeans
      @incorrectbeans 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      stahp taking him outta kahntext g00b

  • @bobsmith5088
    @bobsmith5088 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    I hope he gets chargeback for not putting on the glasses, vest and hat.

    • @smward87
      @smward87 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      His dents don't know how to do that. Not that they care. It's not their money. It's the governments from their disability checks and/or their parents stolen credit cards.

  • @IamAliGamer_
    @IamAliGamer_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    The amount of excuses he makes is honestly impressive.

    • @stevenlobban8162
      @stevenlobban8162 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It really is quite astonishing 😂 I wonder if he even realises

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      His excuses are the same BS.

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Which he's been making since he started streaming 16 years ago.

    • @umbralecs
      @umbralecs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It's really not when you realize it's the same 5 excuses in different order.

    • @intotheunknown8774
      @intotheunknown8774 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It’s a talent in its self

  • @Azzman2049
    @Azzman2049 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +213

    42 year old married incel behaves like a toddler when he loses a game

    • @doejoe-es9bg
      @doejoe-es9bg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I doubt he's an incel... they probably do some type of wiggle in the bedroom

    • @gonzo8898
      @gonzo8898 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Well Phil has nothing going for him in life. So his self worth is tied to his worthless rank in a video game. So hitting Master Rank means he can claim he’s not bad at fighting games to prove the haters wrong. And everyone knows you can hit Master Rank with a losing win percentage.

    • @k-ondoomer
      @k-ondoomer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Phil isnt an incel moran, he was raised a roman cathloic and has been holding on to his puriTyy since he moved to renton ackackack

    • @infamouscheesecake2232
      @infamouscheesecake2232 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Phil isn't an incel he has shown that he has no interest in coitus even with his mommy wife

    • @k-ondoomer
      @k-ondoomer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @infamouscheesecake2232 I agree actually he actually hates the thought of it

  • @Alxmir23
    @Alxmir23 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    trolls dont care about chat talking about trolling. they care about dsp talking about it. chat talking it will make dsp talk about it, which he did. congrats dsp. you've played yourself

    • @abny14
      @abny14 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Did he play himself like the may 1st burst?

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@abny14 every day, in so many ways

  • @TheUncutAngel
    @TheUncutAngel 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    It is insane that he never stops talking about money. It's so fucking insane.

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I couldn't imagine, personally, doing it. Let alone being around it.

    • @brettelmore7855
      @brettelmore7855 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      it's like he only cares about money, he just can't help it!

    • @plosiveattack
      @plosiveattack 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      You are just watching detractor content d00d. I don't mention money constantly! They edit it that way! SNORT

    • @strelok5661
      @strelok5661 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      i used to think detractors exaggerated his begging, but its literally every 10minutes

    • @BooktownBoy
      @BooktownBoy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      plutomania
      noun
      A passion or craving for wealth.
      An obsession with money.
      The delusion that one is wealthy.

  • @edwardthompson4600
    @edwardthompson4600 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    42 year old toddler.

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      And at the same 42 year old grandpa with all the things he can't do because he's too old

    • @HyperSonicXtreme
      @HyperSonicXtreme 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      His grey hairs are finally showing.

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@HyperSonicXtremewait until his day off so he gets another cut/dye

  • @Adversary_Dwimmerlaik
    @Adversary_Dwimmerlaik 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    He should play as Cammy to show us all how easy it is as a TAHP TIER KHARACTUR

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But he might still lose since his superior skills can't compete with button mashing guessing degenerate scrubs who don't earn their wins! Somehow.

  • @Crowniecrown
    @Crowniecrown 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    I COULDNT DO ANYTHING
    >Counter Hit
    >Counter Hit
    >Counter Hit
    >Punish Counter
    No, phil. The problem is that you ARE doing something.

  • @AdventuresOfGravox
    @AdventuresOfGravox 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    “Worst matchup in the game” is one of Gief’s better matchups in the game. What a potato

  • @karaso0
    @karaso0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    "Nothing the trolls do effects the channel so let me complain about it all day everyday for the entirety of my youtube career"

  • @CorazEQ
    @CorazEQ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    the tip was not co-ordinated BEHIND DA SCENES on phil's secret discord that doesnt exist

  • @Maye1918
    @Maye1918 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Nearly half an hour? That's how you know it was a salty night

  • @MastaBroshiX
    @MastaBroshiX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Mans gonna cope himself into hypertension

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It has been said that he'll have a heart attack on stream. There's just no avoiding the possibility.

  • @biscuitbuncream
    @biscuitbuncream 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    I love how Phil has even said that Master rank means nothing, because you don't lose enough points to ever realistically get deranked.
    So it's purely just how much you play, you are guaranteed to get Master.
    And even though he knows this, he still treats like reaching Master rank is an achievement of some kind, when it simply isn't.

    • @restlesssheep2453
      @restlesssheep2453 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      You are forgetting core DSP logic- It's only good when HE is able to do it. If he can't reach that goal, the goal is stupid and for losers.

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      it means nothing but he wants "his points" , and if you beat him you're a "try hard" that plays too much. But we all wanna fun chill time! Been playing SF for 30 years but you're just as bad as someone that picked the game up brand new

    • @stird.dragon9954
      @stird.dragon9954 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Nah dood, he made it to master with skill and mind games, he actually is better than anyone else, everyone just spams in lag and use pattern play.ACK ACK ACK

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And from what I understand he usually reaches that rank in the first week or so of the game, when people are still figuring it out. Once the game's been around awhile he struggles.

    • @DeadEndScreamer
      @DeadEndScreamer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Didn't he get deranked or am I thinking ot Tekken?

  • @runshouse
    @runshouse 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    He is frustrated because he cant turtle like it is 1997.

  • @Euphorix099
    @Euphorix099 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Imagine if a sandwich shop just didn’t give you your sandwich after paying for it

    • @unbearifiedbear1885
      @unbearifiedbear1885 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gave you a spoon to eat the sht out of their ass

  • @Smackrat
    @Smackrat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    "This is not an open discussion stream" Unbelievable 🤦‍♂

  • @jaguarjosh24
    @jaguarjosh24 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Isnt that point of a fighting game is to guess and try to anticipate the other players moves?
    What a Child!

    • @torchlight1785
      @torchlight1785 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Every fighting game exists solely to destroy Phil’s ego.

  • @blistified
    @blistified 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    the cat laughing is killin me

  • @DoctorKarkand
    @DoctorKarkand 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    If he loses to a scrub, doesn't that mean he's worse than a scrub?

    • @incorrectbeans
      @incorrectbeans 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      NO.
      Get debunked.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Shhhhhhhhh

  • @yepodolopoldo2786
    @yepodolopoldo2786 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    "Its not me, its Zangief!!"
    He has lost to, and has hated Cammy, on every character he has picked.

    • @DreamsOfGaruda
      @DreamsOfGaruda 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Hes straight up petrified when its a Cammy

    • @l.i.m.bcommander
      @l.i.m.bcommander 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's hilarious to watch this idiot fall for the same Cammy setups again and again and again and again.....

    • @Snakee423
      @Snakee423 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Is because he doesnt like woman in videogames

  • @papazomberu
    @papazomberu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    22:50 this is one of my favourite moments. He very obviously starts the rush, the guy does his super to counter, and Zangief is still in the animation when he yells "BLAHCK" as if its voice activated and the rush will just stop immediately

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "I blocked when he did a level 2 super" the delusions of this man is insane.

  • @mikefidborg1
    @mikefidborg1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    If throwing tantrums was an Olympic sport, the boy Phil would be some kind of champion.

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Special Olympics

    • @jstratton1981
      @jstratton1981 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      A WWE champion?

    • @Elshica
      @Elshica 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      4th place at most. He's too lazy.

    • @SynisterNation
      @SynisterNation 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He will always be second to LTG.

    • @BindingOfMe
      @BindingOfMe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He would never win, he'd have to be there 'offline' in person 💃

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    DSP and the effects of "only child syndrome" need to be studied.

    • @SarahsKnight0
      @SarahsKnight0 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There were days as a little kid where I wished I had no older sister. ... Now? I should probably thank my lucky stars that I wasn't an only child, if that meant increasing my chances that I would turn out as entitled and immature as Phil when I reached forty years old.

    • @clonexx
      @clonexx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I’m an only child, I’m nothing like him. This is a parenting issue or he’s just mentally broken. This really has nothing to do with being an only child, it has to do with how he was raised.
      I’ll admit, I get a bit miffed when I see people say pig is like this due to being an only child. I promise you it’s not, it’s the way he was raised. My parents never accepted excuses, they made me take responsibility for all my fuck ups, I had an amazing mother and step father. I’m even a child of divorce when I was 8 with an alcoholic father who abused then abandoned me, and I’m still nothing like this.

  • @ultrabeanmachine1583
    @ultrabeanmachine1583 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    Plot twist, he hates cammy because he doesn't want khet to see her and HE'S MARRIED DOOD

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Khet could rock that Cammy leotard, dood! She’s his super-model wife!

    • @escapegoat1847
      @escapegoat1847 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Gief though... mmmm mmmm!

    • @BindingOfMe
      @BindingOfMe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@escapegoat1847We all know Fills insatiable lust for sweaty wrestlers

  • @Tangozzz
    @Tangozzz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Akuma scrubs are going to push him over the edge. I can’t wait.

  • @spencermcbride3881
    @spencermcbride3881 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Dude got those 60 blames per second on deck

  • @bigkongus
    @bigkongus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    can't even give this dude money without him persecuting you for it, psychotic

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    DSP is the gift that keeps on giving

    • @peterrzpntkowski942
      @peterrzpntkowski942 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Only if the gift you expect is pure salt

  • @justuntheranderson3141
    @justuntheranderson3141 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Where is the glasses and vest he met all his goals

    • @Ouroboros619
      @Ouroboros619 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Do you want him to be hot and uncomfortable when he's trying to concentrate? He has to work to support his family: his cat and his mo- wife

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Too much work 😂

  • @boozypixels
    @boozypixels 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Hmm, a big tip with a positive message... MUST BE A DETRACTOR -- BANNED"

  • @protodevilin
    @protodevilin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Never seen anybody die to empty jump throw this much in my life.

  • @jakubwroblewski7261
    @jakubwroblewski7261 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    White LTG is fully developed, Ladies and Joints.

  • @DSPHistoricalSociety
    @DSPHistoricalSociety 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    If you give IT money you are a FAN

    • @kevinramsey417
      @kevinramsey417 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Ideally I'm against troll-tipping, but if you can launch him into a 30 minute insane rant, that troll tip is money well spent.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​​​@@kevinramsey417
      Chargeback fraud is a thing and PayPal will pick up on repeated chargebacks, esp large ones, and will at best take away your ability to dispute charges. God help them if they're stupid enough to claim fraud. There will be a day these troll tippers don't win a claim and Phil keeps the money. Not as a group btw, I mean individually they will end up legitimately giving Phil hundreds of dollars. There's also the fact Phil may be lying about losing the chargebacks to lure in big donations from detractors while milking his fanbase for pity coins. Anyone giving him money is a braindead idiot. Him going off about detractors chargebacks for the 50th time this week isn't entertaining, it's stale. He's an entertaining lolcow on his own, no one needs to tip the cow in such a blatant manner that winds up benefitting Phil anyway...even if he loses all the chargebacks, that's giving Phil legitimate reason to say his detractors are hurting his business and his fans will rally together to support him. If you hate Phil, don't throw money at him. Say nothing to him. Give him no reason to complain about you, so his pity coins will dry up.

    • @IfYouInsist
      @IfYouInsist 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Freaky ass 🥷 ??

    • @anomishfish
      @anomishfish 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      There are some exceptions like the Argentinian memberships but otherwise I agree

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah right. Argentinans and chargeback chads are unequivocally based

  • @CSlinger
    @CSlinger 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    If DSP has shown us anything it’s that anyone can hit Master rank, no matter what level of skill a person has.

    • @179107199999
      @179107199999 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      its the way the game is made. You don't lose a lot of points on losses.anyway real skilled players get to Legend or at least are very high ranked masters. His geif can't. He's a low end "master" he's a "master" that'll feeds high diamond players.

    • @ComputersDontFixPaint
      @ComputersDontFixPaint 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I've noticed that winning gives 55 points and losing takes away 40. If you play 3 games and win once you only lost 25 points. You can basically make it to master as long as your win rate is at least 20%.

  • @nnnooowwwaaayyy
    @nnnooowwwaaayyy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’ve heard him say “can’t do anything” so many times. And , you always can do something

  • @z304legend
    @z304legend 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Lol whrn he loses to a Cammy he leaves right away but whrn he beats a Cammy at 16:19 he basically says they're a coward for not rematching and leaving right away lol that is 100% q hypocrite 😂

    • @rustyAF
      @rustyAF 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      He’s gotta justify his actions or someone else will call it out. And when they do? BAN

  • @Dragonmaw
    @Dragonmaw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The way DSP gets conditioned and downloaded lol

  • @stewrmo
    @stewrmo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    "I love it, I LOVE IT!".

  • @brettelmore7855
    @brettelmore7855 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    it is just me or does DSP have a permanent scowl on his face?
    it's like he's never really happy, excited about anything.
    and this guy thinks we detractors are jealous of him.
    keep coping dave.

    • @Krbyfan1
      @Krbyfan1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You are noticing one of two things-
      1. His face legitimately droops on one side. It is very noticeable when he soyfaces.
      2. Phil has resting bitch face. This probably stems from years of being "happy" with his life.

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I mean, would you be happy if your life was anything like Phil’s? 😂

    • @daijodan
      @daijodan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      He only genuinely looks excited when he talks about food, gambling, and others' misfortune.

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@daijodanwhen he insults people he has the biggest smile. Whether it's a dent, a troll, someone more successful than him, he feels genuine happiness when he berates them

  • @poptart2323
    @poptart2323 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    The fact that you can empty jump and grab to perfect dsp is insane. Imagine someone slapping your face, 1.5 ft away from you every 3 seconds at perfectly timed intervals and you legit never move or put your hands up. That’s dsp. That’s the equivalent of running into the same room in an fps and never killing the guys camping the corner despite knowing they’ve killed you 3 times already from the same exact spot.

    • @bobsmith5088
      @bobsmith5088 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Sideshow bob rake teir.

    • @ScumDogMF
      @ScumDogMF 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      4 in a row bruv. 4! 😂😂😂

    • @Apocalypse754
      @Apocalypse754 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Players that overly rely on parry are easy to beat. It's so funny throwing them constantly and it takes 1/5 of their hp

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Big ups to Kat’s Fat Gunt.

  • @mr.gorehowl5160
    @mr.gorehowl5160 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    The noodle punches hahahahah

    • @karaso0
      @karaso0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I was waiting for someone to bring this up😂. For all his internet tough guy act it's clear as day the dude has never thrown a single punch his whole life 🤣. My gf could probably light him up if they got in a boxing ring together.

  • @InfestedJester
    @InfestedJester 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Ryu throwing multiple fireballs per match, who would've thought? 😄

    • @karaso0
      @karaso0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yea I heard theirs this new thing gamers do in fighting games called "zoning". This must be what that guy was doing 😏

  • @AndersPack
    @AndersPack 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    OK piggy, I will support! Here you go Memology, a bit of; Money, money, yeah, yeah!

  • @daijodan
    @daijodan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "At no point was she ever at risk."
    Well, yeah that's true.

  • @lhadenfeldt
    @lhadenfeldt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    It’s embarrassing how much of his pride he puts into street fighter. He can’t admit when he gets beat. He always has some random excuse.

  • @kewpuh3338
    @kewpuh3338 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    **drive rushes directly into fireball** i cant do anything!!!!

  • @RmnGnzlz
    @RmnGnzlz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I actually appreciate that he says "nothing *I* could do", because that's accurate. Most people could do something, it's just that he can't.

  • @decidiustv3212
    @decidiustv3212 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    His upcoming gloat can be smelled from several miles away, not to forget how he's not going to bring up how he blocked people better than him and that this "still proves he's good at the game".

  • @MySupervic
    @MySupervic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I can't tell you how much joy it brings me with those clips you add when he gets defeated by a perfect KO. He's such a sore winner and a sore loser.

  • @SouthernMenace
    @SouthernMenace 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Best comedy on TH-cam. The "didn't earn it" rants are just too good.

  • @hoshisato228
    @hoshisato228 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    CAN'T BLOCK‼️

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Me when minecraft doesn't boot up

  • @WontStopMeNow
    @WontStopMeNow 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Hey DSP, how did you get master rank with Zangief?
    DSP: "I just blocked all of the players who are better than me."

  • @trevorpearlharbor5171
    @trevorpearlharbor5171 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    42 years of age, and he still doesn't know what the "Streisand Effect" is...

  • @bleak2L
    @bleak2L 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    ok the cat laughing in place of dsp might be the best thing ive seen in a detractor vid

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Flipping off the camera is indicative that he was *really* pissed off that night lol

  • @doejoe-es9bg
    @doejoe-es9bg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    5:00 his eyes of pure unadulterated happyness when he received the money... wow, hell of a drug mate...

  • @LordBeMine
    @LordBeMine 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The "perfect" anti air was too late.. lol what a crybaby.

  • @kennyvv3340
    @kennyvv3340 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    lmao he keeps saying "IT WONT BLOCK" "MY INPUTS KEEP DROPPING" and "CANT DO ANYTHING" as he very clearly tries to parry an empty jump, drive rushes into a fireball, and just refuses to do an anti-air of any kind

  • @jkdman2007
    @jkdman2007 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    These cammys read him like a book.Dave loves to mash parries and hopes a lucky perfect parry, but he can't time it right 99% of the time.t He is a stupid pattern player and his pattern is trash. 😂

    • @toddbata8644
      @toddbata8644 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Pretty much this dude plays so cheap he wants all the heavy hitting moves and doesn’t want to work for his wins

  • @TheWolverineDoll
    @TheWolverineDoll 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "You seem to be operating under the misconception that Burnell Enterprises is a gaming company. It is not. Burnell Enterprises is a fashion modeling agency. And you are not our most valuable asset. That would be the platinum vest, which you, manchild that you are, refuse to wear."

  • @shis1988
    @shis1988 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why is he concerned about charge backs if he wins them basically every time, in his own words?

  • @Some1Something
    @Some1Something 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Can someone help me here? I am worse than beginner in SF, but him saying "can't react to throw online" seems just ... stupid!
    Throws are 8 frames long in SF6 (5 for the startup, and 3 for a chance to break the throw). This means throws are 130ms long. You are supposed to predict them.
    The average human reaction time for visual stimuli is 250ms
    Is DSP delusional enough to believe he has a reaction time faster than average by 52%, or am I missing some SF knowledge?

    • @GreyFox2000
      @GreyFox2000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He believes he should be able to react to everything and anything that happens on reaction. Even when it's not possible. It is part of his flowchart playsytle.

  • @confusedbadger6275
    @confusedbadger6275 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    If Thorax isn't a troll it's OIC making out Phil is getting new dents.

  • @Sandstorming99
    @Sandstorming99 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    lol "THE GAME IS DROPPING MY INPUTS" whenever I have a bad day I love watching Phil struggle to understand how Street Fighter works

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "when I have a bad day I like to laugh at disabled people"

  • @jordan20910
    @jordan20910 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    DSP is so easy to trigger, even if it's view botting and/or trolls the best way to deal with it is just acknowledge you have it like "I have this amount of views" and that's it but nope DSP can't help it to bring that it's trolls, DSP literally is his worst detractor. And I'm not even reach the salt mine yet so this will be a nice view.

  • @2PiecePuzzle
    @2PiecePuzzle 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    If he was smart he would say that yes viewbotting does impact the channel by increasing how many ads are being watching which means more money in his pocket.

  • @BlakeandRyanVa
    @BlakeandRyanVa 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I know grown women who don’t cry this much at a TLC movie 😂

  • @Acolyte_of_Cthulhu
    @Acolyte_of_Cthulhu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    150$ tip? what a waste. How on earth did he get diamond..

  • @BrandRedacted
    @BrandRedacted 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So they're all using the same pattern, but he has to constantly guess what they're going to do? Does that make sense?

  • @hatsuneelissu5924
    @hatsuneelissu5924 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:04 Now u can make a spitscreen with DSP and Jay Doing Things when he did his video DSP: The Toxic Video Game Guy!
    they both gave the finger the same way! LMAO

  • @orpheus1675
    @orpheus1675 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    never so elated as when he receives money

  • @Tampontimothy
    @Tampontimothy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Dsp is so trash. Gief beats Cammy. She constantly has to be in his range to be effective. She has no zoning tools. What a trash player he is

  • @zeldafreak1975
    @zeldafreak1975 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Unsanely unbalanced" 😂😂😂

  • @5milemacc737
    @5milemacc737 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    11:03 Obviously late AA Lariat 😂how can you say that wasn't deserved?!?!

  • @confusedbadger6275
    @confusedbadger6275 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Who tf would give this cvnt $1.50 let alone 150 ?

    • @TheNissejoker
      @TheNissejoker 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bunch of enablers

  • @orpheus1675
    @orpheus1675 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    or you could just play a game because you enjoy it and not beg for spare change online, man roach

  • @GreaterGoodPrevails
    @GreaterGoodPrevails 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Memology bro, super grateful for your ongoing detractor content. Thank you!

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The trump support content wasn't making enough money

  • @yobuddy852
    @yobuddy852 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wish for 1 month no one gave him any $$, wanna see him complain and cry😂

  • @batboy555
    @batboy555 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    He could keep it in his account just to be safe.

    • @rustyAF
      @rustyAF 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      But WWE Champions is like…right there…

    • @torchlight1785
      @torchlight1785 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Saving money is for more-ahns.

  • @elmangodefuego5526
    @elmangodefuego5526 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Please somebody check up on that poor fight stick. All that hoof mashing is not good for it 😢.

  • @Pepespizzeria1
    @Pepespizzeria1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Guy drops 150 and he won't put anything on, what a terrible loser

  • @UNIRockLIVE
    @UNIRockLIVE 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    How are they bad players when they are winning?

  • @AeoniseTTV
    @AeoniseTTV 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    We really need a "Can't do anything!" counter going at this point lmao

    • @torchlight1785
      @torchlight1785 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So you want a 10 hour montage? Because Phil is allergic to accountability.

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    hey at least he made it to master, that means he's gonna fight the good players, the creme de la creme now
    he's not just gonna call it a wrap and drop Zangief right after promoting to this rank right ?

    • @WazMan
      @WazMan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Loser just uses a rank as a status and not actually as a competitive rank. He thinks him getting to master = good at fighting games. But we see all this evidence of him just sucking, being so salty, playing like an asshat, making up the most ludicrous excuses about how the "game" messed him up, or how "they cant even play" or how "they didnt earn that". Core A gaming was right. Like perfectly right.
      "my controls dont work"
      "theyre playing brainless patterns"
      "they dont know how to play"
      "im actually timing my moves unlike these losers that are dog shit"
      "they only care about being sweaty and winning"

  • @Charliem1994
    @Charliem1994 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The cat laughing with the DSP audio killed me 😂

  • @deadexo-3
    @deadexo-3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Detractors and trolls aren’t going to pay for viewbots on DSP

  • @jebus571
    @jebus571 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Its not begging. It's business!

  • @shivx1
    @shivx1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wonder what this reward system DSP keeps talking about is. Everyone for some reason has to earn stuff from him

  • @chew8087
    @chew8087 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love when he starts punching the air, you can tell he’s never thrown a real punch in his life

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow... What shock... You must be so tough

  • @YY_White_Nova
    @YY_White_Nova 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I want to hear more about this McDonald's in Hong Kong

  • @tarotxiii9830
    @tarotxiii9830 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Phil: they keep doing safe paterns. Why don't they do something unsafe so that I can punish them for free?

  • @dmos95
    @dmos95 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    THIS INTRO IS GLORIOUS, HE TRIED IT HAHAHA