DSP Explodes With Rage Screaming All PC Players Are Cheaters & Capcom Favors Them, Atomic Bomb Toxic

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  • This guy bro 😭

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  • @Kastafore
    @Kastafore ปีที่แล้ว +560

    If you beat Phil on PC it's because you're a cheater. If you beat Phil on console it's because of top-tiers. If you beat Phil with non-top tiers it's pattern play. If you beat Phil without pattern play it's because of luck. If all else fails it's because his pad is broken.

    • @i2econ647
      @i2econ647 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It's your low ping duh!

    • @anactualguy8257
      @anactualguy8257 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Wait....why ahm ah poisoned?

    • @StoneySkull
      @StoneySkull ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@anactualguy8257 WHY AM I TOXIC?!

    • @Flindo911
      @Flindo911 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And if his pad wasnt broken it was because of the connection, and if it wasnt the connection it was because he wasn’t pressing buttons but the game gave you the hit anyway

    • @2FRESH-4U
      @2FRESH-4U ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He never legitimately gets beaten

  • @pvblivscornelivsscipio
    @pvblivscornelivsscipio ปีที่แล้ว +416

    The "all PC players are cheaters" narrative is just there for him to stealthily beg for a new PC.

    • @lilzeddy
      @lilzeddy ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He does reslize 95% of pc players have shit rigs, i should know i upgraded this year to a 4080 but i was rocking a shit laptop i got used 😂

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He’ll be confused once he gets the rig and still loses with other people online.

    • @redwolfxl69
      @redwolfxl69 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I really think the best way to upset him is beat him then quit out with no rematch - I know it goes against etiquette but fuck, he gets so REEEEE about that, it's hilarious.

    • @Robertkopp84
      @Robertkopp84 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can't wait to see that happen. Because those 'crossplay' players are Series S players. He will not get rid of the crossplay symbol until he gets a xbox.

    • @MichaelCHorler
      @MichaelCHorler ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "All PC players are cheaters. So you know what? I'm gonna join em."
      *PERFECT SENSE*

  • @realsong-fake
    @realsong-fake ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Congrats "pc cheater" for joining Phil's excuse pool.

    • @PhillipOnTakos
      @PhillipOnTakos ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He was pulling that excuse back in the beta then stopped cause he was doing alright. Now that the player base has shrunk down he's gotta drag up the old excuses.

    • @NuclearDetractor
      @NuclearDetractor ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's great to get fresh excuses but I still love the classics like: "dropped muh input" or "I WAS HOLDING BLOCK". There's people on the forums from 2008 making fun of Phil for using those excuses. And of course, win or lose, the guy DSP is playing against is a scrub. But remember, he's changed. He's a mature adult now.

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mark that off on your bingo cards everyone.

    • @Ruunyah
      @Ruunyah 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thx

  • @meibeagod
    @meibeagod ปีที่แล้ว +228

    dsp has a mental disadvantage

    • @Kastafore
      @Kastafore ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Philbert is always minus on thought

    • @nikkumk2
      @nikkumk2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Kastaforelmao that killed me

    • @umbralecs
      @umbralecs ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That and he refuses to practice. He will never be caught playing a video game if he's not streaming.

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's not make fun of the special needs guise

    • @umbralecs
      @umbralecs ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @enrique7934 difference being a lot of the people here don't call every other person they play trash with a flow chart of excuses ready to go when they lose.

  • @goonbridge
    @goonbridge ปีที่แล้ว +167

    this guy has a flow chart of excuses

    • @PacePLUR
      @PacePLUR ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Homie has a contingency plan for his excuses

  • @OldieWan
    @OldieWan ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Phil is the kind of guy who pulls his pants all the way down to his ankles and tucks his shirt under his chin when he pees.

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Don’t disrespect Butters like that.

    • @kevinramsey417
      @kevinramsey417 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah, Phil pees sitting down.

    • @OldieWan
      @OldieWan ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kevinramsey417 😆😅🤣

    • @bigdaddydons6241
      @bigdaddydons6241 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The kinda guy who slams the crosswalk button as hard as he can as many times as he can

    • @jimjambananaslam3596
      @jimjambananaslam3596 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've heard this joke 3 times this week, not exaggerating.

  • @DonDaFulk
    @DonDaFulk ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Its one thing to accuse PC players of cheating, its another thing to actually belive that someone bought a PC to especially cheat in SF6.

    • @Doozclops
      @Doozclops ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm sure he would if he could.

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      as if its a rarity to have a pc that can play games

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Consoles are dying and the steam install base is 20x the playstation 5 install base and pc is simply better Not odd that most crossplay matches are PC

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MrAskmannen consoles nowadays are glorified gaming pcs. PCs with limited utilities that cannot be modified or upgraded

    • @Doozclops
      @Doozclops ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MrAskmannen TH-cam comments are not the best place to justify your purchase, dude.

  • @izzocopp70
    @izzocopp70 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    There's a beautiful irony in the guy who's catchphrase was "I'm pushing buttons" complaining about people supposedly just mashing every time he loses

    • @slipstream7324
      @slipstream7324 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i personally like "can't do anything" when being thrown

    • @kevinramsey417
      @kevinramsey417 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When on his own stream we can hear Phil mashing buttons.

    • @NotTheWerewolf
      @NotTheWerewolf ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@slipstream7324 mine is "I DID MINE!" while getting PUNISH COUNTERED against a drive impact

    • @Technature7567
      @Technature7567 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's DSP's favorite 70's TV show?
      M*A*S*H

    • @TwhyXTTV
      @TwhyXTTV ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “I CANT BLOCK” while getting thrown is great

  • @StoneySkull
    @StoneySkull ปีที่แล้ว +101

    A message to everyone.
    Work hard and continue to improve on yourself to go beyond your current level, while DSP stays at Level 1 for the rest of his life probably.

    • @MrGonq
      @MrGonq ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And also don't bring others down to bring yourself up.

    • @TheAceLewis
      @TheAceLewis ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MrGonqunless it’s dsp

  • @beef633
    @beef633 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    People quit out after beating you because you're terrible phil, they want some actual challenge

    • @ScruffsX
      @ScruffsX ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kinda but the actual reason is blanka is beyond annoying to fight against

  • @BobbiDigitals
    @BobbiDigitals ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Since when does “Crossplay” only mean PC? If you’re on PS5, it means PC or Xbox. Not specifically PC only like he’s claiming. Again, more lies.

    • @WhenPigsAttack1
      @WhenPigsAttack1 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He's stated that less than 10% of SF6 players are on Xbox (without any proof, btw. I don't even know if that's remotely true or not) so in his mind there are zero SF6 players on Xbox, they're all on PC. Pig logic.

    • @rabbyd542
      @rabbyd542 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I play on Xbox. Plenty of people on there it's been a really long time since you could enjoy street fighter on Xbox.

    • @BobbiDigitals
      @BobbiDigitals ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WhenPigsAttack1 Like everything else that comes out of his mouth. It’s complete billshit. The sales numbers alone do not support that logic.

    • @PhillipOnTakos
      @PhillipOnTakos ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rabbyd542 I also play on Xbox and find plenty of people on Xbox, Phil just needs some excuse for why he lost.

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he's not willing to turn crossplay off because he'll come across as a b..ch.

  • @Im_Mr_Cole
    @Im_Mr_Cole ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Oh this connection sucks”
    *other guy leaves because the connection is bad
    “What a bitch, I woulda beat him”
    Riiiiiiiight, Dave.

  • @SplodeyJesus
    @SplodeyJesus ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Just earlier today he was bragging about how much hes changed (agian) and doesnt rage, contains his anger and keeps calm.
    Also he needs 3k to play SF because pc players are cheating and if he wants to be competitive he needs to play on pc.

    • @DSPHistoricalSociety
      @DSPHistoricalSociety ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe 4 or 5k doodts

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      once he buys that pc he will not use i hope he will join fightcade

    • @ajshiro3957
      @ajshiro3957 ปีที่แล้ว

      A whole humble pie is what he needs. Competing will just make him saltier.

  • @motnurky7055
    @motnurky7055 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    It's really impressive how he has an excuse for literally everything

    • @Impulsedrive
      @Impulsedrive ปีที่แล้ว +20

      41 years of dedication to the craft. 🎉

    • @bigdaddydons6241
      @bigdaddydons6241 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's so nostalgic for me, takes me back to how I acted when I was 6

    • @ERRORDownBad
      @ERRORDownBad 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imagine his excuse for getting a speeding ticket

    • @bigdaddydons6241
      @bigdaddydons6241 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ERRORDownBad dude his speedometer is broken. He was just following along with other traffic.
      The speed signs were buried in a tree and was hard to see.
      There was nothing he could do

    • @ERRORDownBad
      @ERRORDownBad 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@bigdaddydons6241 *dood

  • @ruminating1596
    @ruminating1596 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    He started the stream going 5-1 against cross play players. So his whole argument of "Pc players cheat and have advantage" went out of the window.

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai ปีที่แล้ว +13

      nahhh only counts when he loses

    • @NarcoReusUK
      @NarcoReusUK ปีที่แล้ว +14

      As soon as he realised that wasn't fitting his narrative, he turned it round to "well my inputs are dropping against PC players so my theory is proven correct". Ignoring the fact that this dope fluffs combos against AI in story mode.

    • @RuteFernandes-qs6pc
      @RuteFernandes-qs6pc ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It goes out the window after a 5sec google searching showing you on average consoles are on par or even slightly better (1-3ms (a single frame is 16.66ms, average human reaction varies from 200 to 300ms), meaningless difference) than PC.

  • @IAmPez
    @IAmPez ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I guess turning off crossplay in the options is beyond the scope of his abilities then.
    Nothing to do with him knowing he is talking out of his arse and that by turning it off, it will only prove this point.

    • @lydellb
      @lydellb ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's so easy and it's right there, but then he wouldn't be able to bitch about the mythical PC cheaters and their macros because only PC has macros or controllers that can store macros...

    • @cb6667
      @cb6667 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I also think most of those players he claimed to be pc cheaters where just Xbox players

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said that if he did that he wouldn't have a player pool. More cope per usual

    • @Hoscue
      @Hoscue ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@666slateran666after moving to PS5 because it has the bigger player pool lol

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hoscue he initially said he bought it because of MK. But we saw how that panned out

  • @MikoYotsuya292
    @MikoYotsuya292 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    In typical Karen Burnell fashion, Phil believes that the entire world out there is to make him look bad 😂

    • @2FRESH-4U
      @2FRESH-4U ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Self fulfilling prophecy

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      did someone during his childhood tell him he was perfect and couldnt do any wrong? what step in his life he became this deluded because he was like that before youtube

    • @ethzero
      @ethzero ปีที่แล้ว

      We are.

    • @pvblivscornelivsscipio
      @pvblivscornelivsscipio ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Alxmir23 Probably momma Burnell, a lot of his childhood stories make it seem like she spoiled him rotten.

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It does with barely any input from us. There are probably serial killers who look at "the guy", and think he's a douche.

  • @averagejackmedia609
    @averagejackmedia609 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    A dude was straight up getting doxed in chat for 20 minutes before anything was done about it.

    • @akilomari4973
      @akilomari4973 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha who? Was it 1minuteman

    • @dontron6992
      @dontron6992 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@akilomari4973 Considering 1mm is literally just Phil priming the dents for another pump, I don't see how that would be possible.

    • @akilomari4973
      @akilomari4973 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dontron6992 hahaha has this been confirmed yet? It such a strange move if it's actually phil because he has too pay youtubes fees

    • @DerichndofCoomland
      @DerichndofCoomland ปีที่แล้ว

      No and it never will be because it's a Theo theory.@@akilomari4973

    • @dontron6992
      @dontron6992 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akilomari4973 There's never really been any definitive evidence tbh, Another fun theory ive heard before is that 1mm is actually one of Derichs parent's paying phil for effectively babysitting him.

  • @MsGhoulz
    @MsGhoulz ปีที่แล้ว +46

    People happy with their lives SUPER get angry like this.

    • @Prime92
      @Prime92 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Why don't you guys waste $600 on a console so I can win!?"

  • @MajorSquiggles
    @MajorSquiggles ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "I can't jump over it!"
    Immediately safely jumps over the sonic boom.

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love when he does that "I CAN'T GET OUT OF THE CORNER! This character has no moves to get out!" and gets out with little effort before even finishing his sentence...

    • @unbearifiedbear1885
      @unbearifiedbear1885 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Takes a single bit of damage
      _"OH MY GHAD! That's it. That's game."_

    • @slullabys
      @slullabys ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unbearifiedbear1885I was just watching the lowlights from today’s video and that is so true. He got smacked once and was already saying that’s it game over lol.

  • @block4562
    @block4562 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Didnt someone build a full on gaming pc for phil once and phil somehow still managed to be ungrateful and ruin it?

    • @marlon8095
      @marlon8095 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mini PC

    • @Krbyfan1
      @Krbyfan1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The infamous 3000 dollar "lemon" from like 12 years ago, yes

    • @twinkie415
      @twinkie415 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah, he played Rage & he put everything into the CPU which choked it up. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DeathstrokeFGC
    @DeathstrokeFGC ปีที่แล้ว +52

    5:33 someone’s gotta stop this dude. I’ve never seen anyone cope with excuses like this guy. You know deep down he knows everything he’s saying is BS. Hopefully it’s eating at his soul or something cause it’s psychotic behavior

    • @ichbinari
      @ichbinari ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He has no soul.

    • @TheTinkleFairy
      @TheTinkleFairy ปีที่แล้ว

      People with narcissistic personality disorder believe their own lies. They create an alternate reality in their own heads aka "pc players only bought a pc to cheat on sf6 to 1 up me reeee", rather than just confront the truth.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He knows it's bullshit. But he has to keep a narrative so his dents don't laugh at him

  • @WhenPigsAttack1
    @WhenPigsAttack1 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    NOW GUYS... What is his excuse gonna be when he does $3k worth of begging for a new PC, only to suck just as much as he does now?

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I don't know how to use the cheats they do, or change the settings to make my moofs come out faster!".

    • @pizza_w
      @pizza_w ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Internet connection, 100%

    • @riven4121
      @riven4121 ปีที่แล้ว

      PC is slow needs to get a 4090 lmao

    • @saltycarl6581
      @saltycarl6581 ปีที่แล้ว

      it just cant be done without OiC doing it, his last remaining whales do not have that kind of cash. Raxxor gave every penny he managed to save for a new car, whopping $1200. OiC is the only one that can make this happen.

  • @Chronixal
    @Chronixal ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Imagine not realising more and more people are going to 'one-and-done ' games with you knowing it REALLY gets under your skin and still screaming about it

  • @shinakuma1890
    @shinakuma1890 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Cheating is his new narrative huh doods

    • @FullHitPoints
      @FullHitPoints ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah man, they got them custom operating systems so that they magically get better connections. They obviously need an unfair advantage to beat the Number One Street Fighter Player in America.
      I mean, it can't be that Phil just sucks at the game... or any game he plays for that matter. That would just be silly!

  • @ShadowFox10587O
    @ShadowFox10587O ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I was actually there for this stream the chat is more delusional than he is. They take whatever narrative he creates and run with it. I remember one dent said to "forcibly castrate pc players".
    It would have been a fun chill positive stream if it didn't feel like a cult meeting the whole time.

    • @steel5897
      @steel5897 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That's because anyone who doesn't do that gets banned.

    • @ShadowFox10587O
      @ShadowFox10587O ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ​@@steel5897I can't chat in his stream because I'm not subscribed to him. It just popped up in my recommended because I watch the detractor channels. I checked it out of curiosity to see what an unedited Phil stream was like. It was even weirder than I expected.

    • @BobbiDigitals
      @BobbiDigitals ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It’s all such bullshit. Phil is the biggest liar there is. He’s getting destroyed in Master rank just like everyone knew he would. But NOW it’s because there are NO master ranked players on Xbox or PS5. None, zip, zero according to Phil. Just think about the absolute absurdity of that statement alone. Now think of all the other bullshit he says when he’s willing to make up such an enormous lie so casually.

    • @PopeVisual
      @PopeVisual ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why would you willingly tune into a DSP stream? It's always bad and the dude is insane.

    • @ShadowFox10587O
      @ShadowFox10587O ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​​@@PopeVisualI was high and bored
      I knew it would be bad but I was curious as to how bad. I was not disappointed lol

  • @thatfunk
    @thatfunk ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Phil has the reaction time of 80-year-old man 😂 Better get that new PC for that extra millisecond connection speed he will get so he can get way better!

    • @nikkumk2
      @nikkumk2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah if the game runs any smoother he'll have even less time to react and more dropped inputs

  • @imaika281
    @imaika281 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    its crazy he thought the jamie was even trying the connection was like 500ms with 8 frames of rollback and he was jumping around back and forth
    the pc cheating cope has overall been the most annoying shit he's ever pulled

    • @i2econ647
      @i2econ647 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Careful now we all now lpw ping causes dropped inputs lol

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv ปีที่แล้ว +20

    When Phil buys his $5k pc:
    "Huhhhhhh???!?!? These console players are cheating!!

  • @Clamfaced
    @Clamfaced ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Reminder you can turn off crossplay in the menu very easily, DSP knows this but chooses not to. PS5 has enough players on it that it won't be impacted if he turns off crossplay.

    • @Flindo911
      @Flindo911 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He needs an excuse

    • @sicada66
      @sicada66 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wasnt aware of this. amazing. Hopefully someone points it out in a way he has to acknowledge

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i mean the game already sold over 2 mill units and they expanded the region lock. He def doesnt need to play on crossplay but whatever will give him another excuse to pin to his wheel of excuses

  • @rj-vy7un
    @rj-vy7un ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love how when he was fighting the modern guile he said he was getting instant flash kick and sonic boom without charging...... you still have to charge his moves when ur in modern

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont even play guile but I know he has a combo the you can EASILY do on leverless where he can boom into flashkick lol

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love how he’s still using the excuse of “I get destroyed by projectile spam because I’m lagging and I can’t do anything” even a decade after he used it when playing Injustice, and providing the brilliant quote of “DO YOU WANNA PLAY THE FUCKING GAME”

    • @umbreonsenju3547
      @umbreonsenju3547 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm glad someone else pointed this out lol

  • @blackflashh
    @blackflashh ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Fun fact about the chun li at 23:16, i checked out their vod on their twitch, and apparently not only does this person play on xbox and not pc, during their match against phil HE was the one who had the 'crossplay' symbol next to his name
    So essentially, sf6 meaning of 'crossplay' means that it allows you to play against people regardless of platform and not console players get to play with pc players (im not an expert, this is just a theory so don't quote me on that) either way phils entire "pC ChEAtErS" argument is 1000% false

  • @Steven-ex3ne
    @Steven-ex3ne ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Let's prove your point Phil, turn off cross play and win every game.

    • @bobsmith5088
      @bobsmith5088 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He never will. Same way he will never play the "top tier" characters that win automatically.

    • @Steven-ex3ne
      @Steven-ex3ne ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bobsmith5088 well he did, and got bodied 🤣

  • @Tat2d
    @Tat2d ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Gets perfected…
    Phil: He did not outplay me, he didn’t get a legit hit.
    We do have eyes Phil, it’s hard to believe but it’s true.

  • @ashinigamirises
    @ashinigamirises ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Phil really out here acting like its 1987 you old af it can delay your reactions get over it and have fun

  • @Yun_denn
    @Yun_denn ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How does he know they're on PC if the cross-play symbol doesn't specify what system they're using?

  • @dontworryaboutit5490
    @dontworryaboutit5490 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bro spams blanka ball, and when the JP neutral jumps because of his obvious move, he calls it a lucky guess lmao

  • @scorpion6328
    @scorpion6328 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    But remember guys, Phil is trying his best to change. 🤣🤣

  • @majorkong2828
    @majorkong2828 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love that the first Playstation player he meets totally destroys him! 😂

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dude nearly melted seeing his narrative die

  • @Bowtie12oclock
    @Bowtie12oclock ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Shout out to DAVES_DIVORCE for the early Halloween scare for Phil.

    • @saltycarl6581
      @saltycarl6581 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao he was so awkward reading that name, says it all.

  • @seamonkey8435
    @seamonkey8435 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:36 it sucks when a grown man is too lazy to get up and unplug a joystick.

  • @misterbones14
    @misterbones14 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That "HUHhhhHhh?!" He does every once in awhile makes me go temporarily blind for 10 minutes

  • @zekeiwa5837
    @zekeiwa5837 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    tomorrow he'll be thankful he didn't get upset

  • @LUX711
    @LUX711 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He’s gotten so delusional that he’s calling every single person who beats him a cheater now🤣🤡♿️

  • @JarvisJervis
    @JarvisJervis ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I hate it when he plays street fighter. He sounds like a child when he plays it.

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain ปีที่แล้ว +7

    12:09 dude, lmao 🤣 wtf is wrong with this 41 year old porta potty with a toilet seat around his neck
    My god 🤣🤣

  • @Tankotater
    @Tankotater ปีที่แล้ว +17

    So the "I'm not calling it cheating, I refuse to call it that because I don't believe its cheating" line lasted less than 24 hours lmao. Sick

  • @ileamonster
    @ileamonster ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If those chodes of his actually give him the money for a new pc i might actually set something on fire

    • @DSPHistoricalSociety
      @DSPHistoricalSociety ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If so I hope you choose his _kahndo_

    • @ileamonster
      @ileamonster ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DSPHistoricalSociety if i lived in that part of the country i would honestly consider it

    • @enigmaticheart666
      @enigmaticheart666 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nibba what that would be amazing
      Imagine watching him get his ass beat on a 3k pc on his third copy of sf6 on a new joystick
      I think I'd c*m

  • @nopenope3512
    @nopenope3512 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    we need to start a petition to capcom to ban his ass for bad sportsmanship, this is absolutely insane he's allowed to get away with this for so long

    • @enigmaticheart666
      @enigmaticheart666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Capcum doesn't give a fug about who plays there game lmfao

  • @KiMLoKO1
    @KiMLoKO1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    bro keeps dropping his bread and butter combo and you can hear him press the buttom super late and he still blames the universe

  • @DrMonty-yr1kc
    @DrMonty-yr1kc ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dood…how did he went from “I guess im bad, im getting old” to next day “PC players are cheating”????? Like…it literally happened in 1 day

    • @nikita1911001
      @nikita1911001 ปีที่แล้ว

      cause being old wont get him a 4k$ gaming pc, gotta have some excuse. full-on pignosis everywhere.

  • @fhagane6821
    @fhagane6821 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He just blamed Tony Cannon for his loses 😂😂😂😂😂😂lmao I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Peicheleitscher
    @Peicheleitscher ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i can not comprehend that he is actually believing what hes saying. No phil its not that everyone is a cheater, its not your controller, its not the connection. maybe just maybe you are the problem.

    • @RePlayQ
      @RePlayQ ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally, there’s multiple instances, like 6:24 when he whiffed the grab during block stun, when he complains about cross play but it is 100% his fault.

  • @Grimdarkog
    @Grimdarkog ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I hope he gets a new pc, loses terribly with it, but then starts streaming PC games on it. I'd love to encounter DSP in any game.

    • @sswpp8908
      @sswpp8908 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're giving Phil too much credit. He'd probably figure out a way to break the PC or run into a minor technical problem and say that PC's are too much of a hassle.

  • @hatsuneelissu5924
    @hatsuneelissu5924 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He acts like he knows everything about fighting games and yet FAILS to know that it takes some time to perform other moves!
    Also he could just TURN OFF crossplay and stop bitching! oh wait.... He does anyway!

  • @karaso0
    @karaso0 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Leave it to Phil to say someone LITERALLY didnt hit him when hes the one that got perfected 😂

  • @matsis01
    @matsis01 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have to give the pig credit, the only thing he's good at in street fighter is avoiding shimmys. cuz he never techs throws anyways lmao

  • @MechaSonicFan01
    @MechaSonicFan01 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Also, does he STILL to this day after all his playing, not know that you can cancel into DI from special cancelable moves, and that hitting someone using DI makes it come out slower? Hes always like "yup he recovered in time, always using safe moves" but a lot of the time its because the opponent usually is using moves that can be cancelled, or they hit them with quick moves to extend their counter DI timer. Hes a "master" rank and he still doesnt understand the most basic mechanics

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention ปีที่แล้ว

      If you can cancel it to make it safe then it's a safe move

    • @Critick3000
      @Critick3000 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@strider_1651and then there’s the third reason: he panic hits Drive *Rush* , not Drive Impact as seen here (11:32)

  • @Thomse85
    @Thomse85 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1: Rollback netcode
    2: His controller
    3: PC players
    What other excuses has he made, I feel like every few weeks he comes up with some new reason why he is failing.

    • @Prime92
      @Prime92 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Connection too bad.
      Connection too good.
      They're button pushers.
      They make his move come out the wrong direction.

  • @BlueLightningSky
    @BlueLightningSky ปีที่แล้ว +12

    29:14 20 year veteran FGC expert and former 4th best SF2 player doesn't understand how Guile works since SF2.

    • @Iantrypsk
      @Iantrypsk ปีที่แล้ว +5

      4th best in a version of the game that people avoided because was a shit laggy port

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People who literally never played SF know how Guiles work more than Phil does.

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral ปีที่แล้ว

      Guile is an abomination of a character I think we can all agree on that

  • @gareth6876
    @gareth6876 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Join us Phil, join the PC cheating master race lol

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can't dood, got a gambling addiction to feed.

    • @Kalulosu
      @Kalulosu ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And lose a convenient excuse? What are you, crazy?

  • @Kurinth
    @Kurinth ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That Chun-li air super was the biggest callout ive ever seen, it was glorious

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah the so-called “high tier” Chun-Li Phil loves to trash on right? 😂

  • @cypherdk85
    @cypherdk85 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ah yes, a few days ago he said that it wasn't cheating to be on pc, but today it is.
    Very nice Phil.

  • @MrDewie
    @MrDewie ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What a chill fun stream

  • @deadexo-3
    @deadexo-3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Aha… “All PC players are cheaters” is now fact. Phil needs to turn off crossplay, and he’d immediately stop playing against them.

  • @LastMnM
    @LastMnM ปีที่แล้ว +5

    why are the people in his letting him sit there a lie about the crossplay issue? or not even mentioning that he can turn off crossplay?

    • @Prime92
      @Prime92 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cause they'll get banned for being trolls

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They were spamming it in chat. He called it out saying there wouldnt be a player pool if he did that. He's just coping

  • @cking509
    @cking509 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's hilarious that he won't even try turning crossplay off. He knows he'll still get bodied and his 'theory' will go out of the window. Phil is the definition of a scrub. This video contains some of the worst scrub quotes ever.

  • @Pocket_of_Explosives
    @Pocket_of_Explosives ปีที่แล้ว +5

    From being annoyed at players with "bad internet" to being utterly f*ck furious at players with god tier connection. There's no just right porridge for goldisnort

  • @BlueLightningSky
    @BlueLightningSky ปีที่แล้ว +10

    18:13 imaging lying this hard. When it's so obvious he was auto piloting a tick throw.

    • @RePlayQ
      @RePlayQ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally, at 6:20 he whiffs a grab because of block stun and he blames pc players. Like bro that woulda whiffed in training mode.

  • @classiccorporation5278
    @classiccorporation5278 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This man has lost his mind. 🤨

    • @soulsq2
      @soulsq2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True he has lost mind. He always quit SF6.

  • @pipehelix5776
    @pipehelix5776 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    From the creators of "It's a fast connection, can't react", here comes "crossplay, can't react"

  • @nbiggs
    @nbiggs ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We all saw how much a new joystick helped his gameplay, *wink* #kingofbums

  • @nikkumk2
    @nikkumk2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So every crossplay icon means pc. Xbox players just don't exist I guess. I still don't know how he's gotten this far

  • @Argentina1.30
    @Argentina1.30 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:11 meets a Playstation player. Can't complain about PC cheaters. Now he's complaining about connection issues. 😢🎉

  • @Zenix0
    @Zenix0 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The amount of copium VS. PC players in the first minute is absolutely amazing. It's even better when you realize that PC (allegedly) has ever so slightly higher input delay.

  • @gregwilliams4926
    @gregwilliams4926 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't tell if he's clowning it up miserably or he's legit this regarded.

  • @VaruKozuka
    @VaruKozuka ปีที่แล้ว +4

    41 years old. Behaves like a 7 years old. Looks like 60.

  • @elliottbetancourt6914
    @elliottbetancourt6914 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Big ups for daves_divorce for representing 😂😅❤

  • @pipehelix5776
    @pipehelix5776 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'm not saying pc players are cheaters"
    *phil literally 2 days later*

  • @DoritosBurger
    @DoritosBurger ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m sure the high end gaming pc will allow him to play much better, just like the $500 joystick did. 😂

  • @xxspike2xx1
    @xxspike2xx1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the king of excuses and salt

  • @BrockShake
    @BrockShake ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Phil spooning his magic eightball before bed every night: "will a viewer donate a PC?"

  • @rellsw02
    @rellsw02 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "they don't want to play me again, because they know they're going to lose" says a lot about Phil's lack of self awareness. Fighting him again would just be a waste of their time.
    I liked how Phail moved the goal post as soon as he started getting his ass kicked against a PS player.

  • @wildudyr
    @wildudyr ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For the love of God, I hope Phil doesn't buy a PC and Sf6 a third time to play to masters. This is insanity

  • @philovermyer6166
    @philovermyer6166 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This man catching excuses like they're pokemon.

  • @cb6667
    @cb6667 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In before he gets his 4K pc from a pay pig and then his moves wil still drop

  • @UniquePeek
    @UniquePeek ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man Phil is getting more unhinged by the second on these SF6 streams!
    7:45
    He says "That was full screen!" like dude, he was a step away from you, there was nothin in that sequence that was full screen. Insane.

  • @umbreonsenju3547
    @umbreonsenju3547 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Im waiting till he finds out xbox also goes under that crossplay symbol. Need the "oh he wins because xbox does___" excuse

  • @super63930
    @super63930 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    There was a really funny match vs Ken at the end. Why is it not included?

    • @pvblivscornelivsscipio
      @pvblivscornelivsscipio ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah that one was amazing, Phil perfected the Ken and got super smug and insufferable, then the Ken perfected him right back and Phil immediately went back to salty babyman mode.

    • @super63930
      @super63930 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea that's why I am confused why is it not included I laughed so hard when he got perfected after being so smug for perfecting Ken@@pvblivscornelivsscipio

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes that's my bad, sorry 🙏

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DSPTriesItMemology101 Nothing you could do. You did everything correct.

  • @jimmymagic2438
    @jimmymagic2438 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Complains about connection against JP the whole game. JP destroys him. JP leaves because of the connection. DSP's ego: look, he is running away from me

  • @DarkPatro56
    @DarkPatro56 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    30:37 Oof! Massive coping mechanism right there. Thankfully reality disagrees so that Pigroach can remain a clown we all love. Never change, Piggy!

  • @lawlessx9
    @lawlessx9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    my god this new cope needs to be talked about on twitter for some FGC players to comment.
    hes trying to pressure his whales to feel sorry for him and help fund a new gaming PC

  • @henryposey6479
    @henryposey6479 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Only DSP will look you in the eye saying his game is delayed and he cant react while the screen says COUNTER HIT because he got hit in the enormous amount of recovery frames of raw Blanka Chan in neutral. Then, you look up and see 40ms, 0 rollback frames.

    • @der_shingen8548
      @der_shingen8548 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The match against the Zangief was below 20ms and he was still throwing out excuses about the connection. Insane.

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:51 saying the opponent “did not even get a single legit hit” is a GREAT excuse for why you lost

  • @deibu__
    @deibu__ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "They mastered the lag"

  • @noahboat580
    @noahboat580 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These new intros have been pretty goofy ngl. You found a good balance between the background videogame music and phil's depressing quotes

  • @Raizen-HQ
    @Raizen-HQ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I found DSPs perfect match...."No PC Players allowed, Perfect Ping, Good Controller with no Dropped Inputs, No Top Tier Characters Allowed, No Pattern Play, No Mashing, No standing Jabs, No Jumping the entire round since his characters cannot counter that, No mashing while he's trying to combo."

  • @daijodan
    @daijodan ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So no one is aware of this substantial PC advantage except for Phil and apparently every PC player he happens to encounter. I guess the PC players must have a secret discord.

  • @1Onsokumaru1
    @1Onsokumaru1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not being able to beat that guile who literally only did flash kick was crazy. Like you KNOW it’s coming. How are you getting hit EVERYTIME

  • @kewpuh3338
    @kewpuh3338 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    even for him this is embarrassing