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theyre just referring to the fact he claims to be a parkland survivor they dont know him so they have to cover bases if its just some random person lying whcih it doesnt seem like it is
@@dubnation1360probably is fake tbh ppl make this kinda shit up all the time lol look at the reaction its getting. And a lot of the stuff he says is super nonspecific like how his dad was "googling really bad stuff about the shooting" like wth does that mean lol
Imagine the kid just has schizophrenia and was never actually in the school during the shooting. The father knows that it is all in his imagination and wants him to get treatment but the kid takes this as him being a conspiracy theorist. Like before Parkland, the kid would always claim being a 911 survivor. And when his father explained that it happened before he was even born, the kid would get super mad and call him a conspiracy theorist and shout that 911 did really happen.
@@quagmoe7879 Exactly. Kids these days develop mental illnesses from watching TikTokers who have them. And everyone wants to be a victim. The more victimized you are, the higher you are in the social hierarchy. One of the few ways for a cis-gender, heterosexual white boy from a middle-class household to be a victim is to be a school shooting survivor with a Q-Anon dad.
I live in a ghetto, and one night a drive by happened where they were firing machine guns right out side my house. 3 or 4 magazines worth. I texted my sister telling her that if anything happened I loved her, in case a stray hit me. She then scalded me in her response to never send her that unless I was in a mass shooting. Tims comment on the response being underwhelming just reminded me of that.
I genuinely hope this kid ends up seeing this lol. I think it might actually help. Sometimes people need to just realize that no matter how tragic something is to them, it’s hilarious to someone else. There comes a time to shut up and see a therapist, which is what this kid needs to hear/do.
I laugh at this because he’s living in the house and doesn’t leave. This person is like my little brother, goes on about how bad and terrible their father is but still living off them. my brother is super woke leftist, blaming him for everything, hates my dad and says he’s a terrible person but lives off my dads money, dad pays for his rent, car and university. I’ll tell that parkland kid the same thing I told my brother, if you are living off them they ain’t as bad as you claim
Tim Dillon has a consistent level of talent. no matter the subject, he'll bring it up , then beat it up. 90% of his fellow podcasting comedians ran out of real stories months ago & now make up stupid stories because funny stories take effort. besides, the guy the podcaster is chatting with wasn't listening anyway
I re watch this video from time to time, definitely one of my top 10 favorites. I really hope that the guy move out and stop being a leech to his father.
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I had a bomb threat at my hs once. Long story short some dumbass girl wrote a threat on the bathroom mirror with a specific date and time to get out of a test. The whole school was evacuated and the bomb sniffing dogs came out. It was a whole ordeal obviously and everyone was freaked out. We go back in the building and the school goes on lockdown again, some regard got a hold of some scissors and was running through the halls threatening people. During the bomb threat we were counting down to when the time said on the note, 11:40am for example, 11:39 everyone is on edge. I text my mom what’s going on and told her I love her, she basically told me “don’t be a pussy nothing is gonna happen your gonna be fine”. She acted like it was any other day and I’m in the classroom with everyone else convinced we’re gonna die, people were crying and texting their parents. I just had that thought in my head something could happen, I doubted it but anything is possible. The girl got caught immediately too
Yea your mom is right. My high school had 4x school shooting threats, 2x bomb threats and one actual weapon (a knife) found in the time I was attending. Point is, most kids are just talking sh*t. Unless they’re mentally deranged like Nik Cruz, which they all spotted from a mile away. Thing is, though, these social rejects like him typically also don’t even get paid attention to aside from the first time people see them and make their summation of them. Just that one creepy kid out of a hundred creepy kids. Most of our threats were from fake gangsters or nerds who wanted some kind of respect.
So fucking true. History Hyenas was one of the greatest podcast of all time. Their solo projects suck and Hey Babe is so fucking dumb. Sal & The Homeless Pimp both ruined the history hyenas. The best lineup was when it was Yannis, Chris, Zack "ISIS", and Mike "Emoji Face". V was okay but I feel like she was part of the reason why it slowly ended (she got annoying during the pandemic and was the reason for Mike emoji face being fired. But the The Homeless Pimp becoming the official producer ruined the show. I hated his editing and his constant zoom-in transitions
I found a video that was very disturbing on the net. A mass shooting from a GoPro camera on the shooter. I only made it 20 seconds in the video and I had to shut it off
well the good news about living in America is that all you have to do is go around the public long enough and you too can either be dead or traumatized with PTSD because someone decided to Suicide by cop.
If I was the dad, I would just change my wardrobe to only burgundy shirts and throw away all my kid's shirts and only buy him burgundy shirts as well. Just for shits and giggles
Something tells me that he just hates that his dad is a conservative and spun this typical Reddit story to get that juicy karma. You should see the bs ppl come up with on both sides to make the other side look crazy. Not that you need any more evidence of that lol.
You know, I've been trying to get into Tim Dillon's podcast. I think he's funny. But the sycophant producer who fake laughs all the time and lines like "you have to really suck for your dad to choose Alex Jones over you" have turned me off permanently. Trying too hard to be edgy, like some kid in high school. I'm an adult, maybe I'm not the right audience for his podcast.
The dad is just a master level troll
Could you imagine lol
the dad is gaslighting his own son to drive him insane. yes or yes?
Grown people dont try to fool you for fun. Thats a kids thing.
I dunno, the story kinda sounds like bullshit. It's too on the nose.
@@barnoldwhv Mentally ill people aren't exactly subtle
what makes this funnier is that the media writes a student who "claims to be survivor" of the shool shooting. This would just fuel the father more.
theyre just referring to the fact he claims to be a parkland survivor they dont know him so they have to cover bases if its just some random person lying whcih it doesnt seem like it is
Well, I think it’s just an anonymous guy on reddit. So like most reddit stories, probably bs. Still funny though.
@@dubnation1360probably is fake tbh ppl make this kinda shit up all the time lol look at the reaction its getting. And a lot of the stuff he says is super nonspecific like how his dad was "googling really bad stuff about the shooting" like wth does that mean lol
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On the flip side of this I wouldn’t have been surprised if they got sued like Alex Jones in this day and age.
Telling a Parkland survivor “If you’re good looking, you can come stay with me“ is absolutely wild LMAO
send pics
Because he was in on it and why invite an FBI agent into your house?
Ben just sitting there geeking out like me lol
So good.. even 2 years later haha
@@mattwhydoyoucare7740If only he didn’t leave 😭
@@CozySophielemon party slaps though.
@@FedkaSlovanich Chch chickin chch chikin head
Imagine the kid just has schizophrenia and was never actually in the school during the shooting.
The father knows that it is all in his imagination and wants him to get treatment but the kid takes this as him being a conspiracy theorist.
Like before Parkland, the kid would always claim being a 911 survivor. And when his father explained that it happened before he was even born, the kid would get super mad and call him a conspiracy theorist and shout that 911 did really happen.
With how mentally ill this generation of young adults is that’s not at all a far fetched possibility.
@@quagmoe7879
Exactly.
Kids these days develop mental illnesses from watching TikTokers who have them.
And everyone wants to be a victim. The more victimized you are, the higher you are in the social hierarchy.
One of the few ways for a cis-gender, heterosexual white boy from a middle-class household to be a victim is to be a school shooting survivor with a Q-Anon dad.
😂😂😂
"It's not a Doctorate, But it's enough to speak on TH-cam" is the truest statement ever!
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
I listen to tim dillon as I fall asleep. Like asmr pretty much. I find his rantings comforting.
I do that with Bill Burr lol
Funnily enough he used to do the same with Alex Jones.
every night :)
«I go to sleep to horror everynight» - Tim
I live in a ghetto, and one night a drive by happened where they were firing machine guns right out side my house. 3 or 4 magazines worth.
I texted my sister telling her that if anything happened I loved her, in case a stray hit me. She then scalded me in her response to never send her that unless I was in a mass shooting.
Tims comment on the response being underwhelming just reminded me of that.
How to know if somebody really just doesn't give a fuck about you.
I miss Ben. Im sad they had a falling out. Such a huge bummer. I hope they make up and apologize to each other.
What happened?
Inevitable. Ben wanted to be more than a giggler. He is too wacky to be straight guy in the dynamic.
@@Trizzy9999Gay sex tape
How much do we all love Ben Avery?!?!? They have such a unique little situation and I love it and I love Ben
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Is this maybe the world's best "dad joke" we are witnessing?!?
This had me crying, thankyou
"Enjoy it son" 😂😂
I genuinely hope this kid ends up seeing this lol. I think it might actually help. Sometimes people need to just realize that no matter how tragic something is to them, it’s hilarious to someone else. There comes a time to shut up and see a therapist, which is what this kid needs to hear/do.
I laugh at this because he’s living in the house and doesn’t leave. This person is like my little brother, goes on about how bad and terrible their father is but still living off them. my brother is super woke leftist, blaming him for everything, hates my dad and says he’s a terrible person but lives off my dads money, dad pays for his rent, car and university. I’ll tell that parkland kid the same thing I told my brother, if you are living off them they ain’t as bad as you claim
@@adrielrodriguez2158 nice use of pronouns had me confused for a sec not gonna lie
You're telling the kid who was actually there to shut up
Mosy conservative thread ever seen lmao
Kid should man up leave home and join the national guard
I would be glued to screen. That would be the most entertaining show you could ever watch. The real question is, which network picks it up?
TLC
History Channel (after dark)
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@@dr.pastrami5272 yep, this could slip right in to the Keeping Up with the Kardasians slot.
@Solid Snake you sound suspiciously like the kids dad
Tim Dillon has a consistent level of talent. no matter the subject, he'll bring it up , then beat it up. 90% of his fellow podcasting comedians ran out of real stories months ago & now make up stupid stories because funny stories take effort. besides, the guy the podcaster is chatting with wasn't listening anyway
I love when Tim leans into it in the end.
You know I know. Who's paying you?
This article is a hit piece that throws in all the figures we're supposed to hate & think they're crazy right wingers.
Who's funding this clip channel
This is just sophisticated trolling.
This video title ensures a good rant.
"Mum, I'm going to die"
"Ok, son"
When I played hockey up here in Canada it's so true. You turn your brain off
So damned true lmaoooo
I re watch this video from time to time, definitely one of my top 10 favorites. I really hope that the guy move out and stop being a leech to his father.
Fake business ranks high for me. Respect.
Magic spoon ads were always a good shout
It’s a real knife fight out there for school shooting survivors
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“When you know I know what I know” 😂😂😂
This is hilarious. I honestly bet that kid wasn’t even there!
He should water board him to find out who's paying him
this segment alone solidified my unhealthy obsession over Tim Dillon.
Just saw the title and said to myself "oh no"
Ohh nooo, Mr. Bill!
17:43💯
I had a bomb threat at my hs once. Long story short some dumbass girl wrote a threat on the bathroom mirror with a specific date and time to get out of a test.
The whole school was evacuated and the bomb sniffing dogs came out. It was a whole ordeal obviously and everyone was freaked out. We go back in the building and the school goes on lockdown again, some regard got a hold of some scissors and was running through the halls threatening people.
During the bomb threat we were counting down to when the time said on the note, 11:40am for example, 11:39 everyone is on edge. I text my mom what’s going on and told her I love her, she basically told me “don’t be a pussy nothing is gonna happen your gonna be fine”. She acted like it was any other day and I’m in the classroom with everyone else convinced we’re gonna die, people were crying and texting their parents. I just had that thought in my head something could happen, I doubted it but anything is possible. The girl got caught immediately too
Lol imagine your Mom after you were blown to Timbuktu
Yea your mom is right. My high school had 4x school shooting threats, 2x bomb threats and one actual weapon (a knife) found in the time I was attending. Point is, most kids are just talking sh*t. Unless they’re mentally deranged like Nik Cruz, which they all spotted from a mile away. Thing is, though, these social rejects like him typically also don’t even get paid attention to aside from the first time people see them and make their summation of them. Just that one creepy kid out of a hundred creepy kids. Most of our threats were from fake gangsters or nerds who wanted some kind of respect.
Your mum is a psychopath 😂
It’s weird i watched jcs criminal psychology video on it today ! And now I see it cum pig done a video on it ❤️
No one can convince me Tim Dillon, Ben Mallah and Alex Jones aren't related
Chris Delia's girlfriend goes there
The shooting happened but the kid was playing hooky doing some serious shit and that was the only cover
Isn’t this best show on internet yes or yes?
As someone who lives in Parkland. The Dad is right.
When Hillary was in Secretary of State america had the worst mass shootings ever , trump sucked but thank god that devil didn’t get elected
He's the father, every father should strive to become
If this kid actually moves in with Tim…🏅
Now thats the show!!!! SOMEONE PITCH THAT SHIT!!!!
WRITE THAT DOWN !! WRITE THAT DOWN !!!
The best thing would be if he ends up terrorizing the kid just like his father was before
Ultimate gaslighter
This is what America means to me.
Tim is the dad.
Tim Dillon| Piss yourself funny rants
Uncle Joey| Craziest story you’ve ever heard
Theo Von| Freestyle 89% made up story
He should definitely make his dad more crazy and talk crazy shit
Pics!
Cites freedom of speech and artistic accuracy
15:49 hilarious
Tim get the History Hyenas back together. Sal has corrupted Chrissy
So fucking true. History Hyenas was one of the greatest podcast of all time. Their solo projects suck and Hey Babe is so fucking dumb. Sal & The Homeless Pimp both ruined the history hyenas. The best lineup was when it was Yannis, Chris, Zack "ISIS", and Mike "Emoji Face".
V was okay but I feel like she was part of the reason why it slowly ended (she got annoying during the pandemic and was the reason for Mike emoji face being fired. But the The Homeless Pimp becoming the official producer ruined the show. I hated his editing and his constant zoom-in transitions
Chrissy Tegan?
Ben trying not to spit take. I miss it
It happened, it's just a matter of, was it orchestrated or not
Keep that label to camera
Is this from the patreon?
No, it was ripped from TH-cam.
I found a video that was very disturbing on the net. A mass shooting from a GoPro camera on the shooter. I only made it 20 seconds in the video and I had to shut it off
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well the good news about living in America is that all you have to do is go around the public long enough and you too can either be dead or traumatized with PTSD because someone decided to Suicide by cop.
Still better than Mexico unfortunately
fuck yeah!!!1!
Who is the other guy doing these podcast with tim? Kinda adorable:p
*When talking to my husband about childhood abyoose I went through, he used air quotes around “victim” when discussing my father. TF*
I miss Ben
Tim n I have to be related. My family are all a bunch of a-holes as well.
That kid's waaay too sensitive. Need to relax and enjoy being alive!!!
Lmfao
Triggered by a burgundy shirt?
ptsd manifests in many forms
If I was the dad, I would just change my wardrobe to only burgundy shirts and throw away all my kid's shirts and only buy him burgundy shirts as well.
Just for shits and giggles
Lmao 🤣🤣
It is funny, but Ben seems a little too giddy with it.
China releases new movie in america titled , It Hurts To Talk To Black People ,
It's kind of true. David Hogg is an actor that is much older than his highschool peers.
Well considering it's reddit I already don't believe it, good troll though
It’s insane that Alex Jones owes people a Trillion dollars for something like this.
r/qanoncasualities 😂😂😂
15:17
7:40
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Q was Right about everything and still is. (Q = Queen of England)
Wtf
Ben Absolutely Crushing The Liquid Death Can Like A Fucking Don!🇮🇹🇺🇸 #liquiddeath #water
God reddit is the herpes of the internet.
I mean...it probably sucks living in that house but like telling your mom to divorce your dad sounds lame as fuck
But like.
Something tells me that he just hates that his dad is a conservative and spun this typical Reddit story to get that juicy karma. You should see the bs ppl come up with on both sides to make the other side look crazy. Not that you need any more evidence of that lol.
Who’s here after Alex Jones just got ordered to pay 45mil
Such bullshit. Those families need to just shut up
A lot is fake.
Milk
Both sides could exist.
In a school with a shooter, for sure would just text my mom “ I love you mom” I wouldn’t tell her there’s a shooter so she didn’t freak out.
Ask what's for dinner 😂
You really think people would make such outrageous claims and risk ruining the rest of their lives for a joke? Maybe it is you who is crazy
Yes. But maybe not just a joke. Also for attention.
People will do anything for attention
People absolutely do that in real life every day. No joke aha
20 minutes making fun of mental illness nice work Timmy
That dude laughing needs to go
No one here is laughing.
Worst take I’ve seen in a while
@@barstoolandrew1421 its so obviously a fake, brown-nosing laugh
@@genericallyaccepted you’re goofy
He makes the show!
You know, I've been trying to get into Tim Dillon's podcast. I think he's funny. But the sycophant producer who fake laughs all the time and lines like "you have to really suck for your dad to choose Alex Jones over you" have turned me off permanently.
Trying too hard to be edgy, like some kid in high school. I'm an adult, maybe I'm not the right audience for his podcast.
Move out.
Nerd
Being funny means trying to be funny, and sometimes his efforts will miss the mark. It's part of the medium.
You sound like an SNL type of person.
@@ricovelas You sound like a Joe Rogan experience kind of person