161 - The Los Angeles Liars
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ส.ค. 2019
- The Patreon is up! / thetimdillonshow
Tim broadcasts from the deck and argues why it's virtuous to never tell the truth, rants on the Jeffrey Epstein case, and offers an apology to the Your Mom's House Network.
disclaimer Sorry about the video quality on this one. I tried recording in a higher frame rate and the camera intermittently tries to focus throughout the episode. Probably will be annoying to some. Be nice in the comments to me, and say good things about me please.Thank you.
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Anybody else just having a full on Tim binge?
Pretty much off and on binging forever
🙋🏻♀️
He’s hilarious!
I haven’t stopped all week
Omg. are you stalking me?
"A big part of learning how to communicate is to smoke cigarettes."
He is a genius
Not really cigarettes are horrible they taste bad they give you throat mouth and lung cancer it's much better to talk while smoking a joint you get high I'll come up with new and interesting things to talk about and nobody's getting cancer
@@BlazRa nobody is getting cancer but after an hour or 3 you're all going zzzzz
@@kiethenselmans7454 only if you smoke indica I'm also a fan of espresso and sugar free energy drinks
Profound😂
@@BlazRa why are you here if you don’t know what a joke is dipshit
Most underrated podcast on the internet right now
internets
Oh fuck yeah!!
yup
Couldn't fucking agree more!!!!
*Most underrated human on the planet
This dude should be reporting all the news.
Briliant idea!!
I would _love_ a Tim Dillon newscast
Four years ago is fucking nuts
i've done nothing with my life since then
@@frwystrsame but it’s never too late for us to start all it takes is a day!
@@jalbijiek4856 i love you
RIGHT !?
Your show prevents me from blowing my brains out thanks Tim
i killed myself a week ago. best decision ive ever made 10/10 would recommend
Get some help u fuck
@@thorseely same bro. I've been getting lit with God every weekend since while watching Tim Dillon. Highly recommend
How'd it work out for ya?
Good, look at bettahelp through this show. Depends on what your tastes are, some will help you, or you can watch them wack it. its amazing. reminds me of twitch but in its final form.
Single funniest thing on youtube.....I've watched a million netflix specials and nothing comes close to this.
He's the funniest man in america right now
99% of standup sucks...especially netflix standup
Norm MacDonald, but yes, TD is the best young gun by far.
Sticks & Stones Chapelle. 26th. 😎 but yes. Tim Dillion is a beast. All the LOS family is.
Preach!!!!
I'm 17 minutes in and he has done 370 jokes already. The latest episode I watched, he was funnier than most comedians while he was placing a doordash order.
What episode is the door dash order?
What the hell are you talking about there's no jokes this man is a very serious commentator on social issues everything he says is 100% serious and true
Just driving in the night listening to this, ripping malboro reds and I don’t even smoke. Drinking a diet Dr Pepper, life in the big city.
fuck yeah
real knife fight out there
You'd be sick af so nice try wannabe loser
beautiful.
Ben has the best sense of humor. Gets every joke and doesn’t interrupt the great Tim Dillon.
And his laugh makes everything 1000x funnier.
This is the new joey and lee
@@hereis6655 Fucking 1000 x better! Are you fucking nuts! Lol
Heo Price he gets every joke! That’s how!
Best Pod Producer in the game. No joke. Fuck Young Jaime.
Can’t believe I’m just running into this podcast, the greatest comedian alive
He's up there with Joey Diaz, Hicks.
I just watched a JRE from a year ago with him and Alex Jones now, I'm completely obsessed with Tim Dillon. If you haven't seen that JRE it's one of the best episodes ever.
Welcome to hell
I was in the exact same situation a couple months ago and once you’re done you just start all over again cause there’s simply nothing like this show
Oh I believe it, just shows you how controlled how information is.
07:22 this chat about tobacco improving conversation is 100% true. I'll never forget when all the kids at my bus stop started smoking cigs. I never did, and so I never had an excuse to hang out and shoot the shit with them. Kids used cigarettes as a way to mingle with the opposite sex, build alliances, etc. Those of us who didn't smoke were just silent individuals waiting for a bus.
tim dillon should be the main voice actor in gta 6
AnorexicShark he should be the main body actor too
Only if Ray Kump gets to play a coroner
He could definitely be the host of the parody conservative radio show, or it would be dope if he played some sort of Alex Jones type character that gives you updates on events that take place in the game world on the TV
Top comment
Your a genius I think they already have one they been playing gta6 in korea for like a year now
Lmao Tim blows off one of the biggest podcasts on the internet then somehow relates it to jeffrey epstein. Long Live Tim Dillon
I was gonna go jump off a Walmart. Then I saw Tim Dillon uploaded another show. You can always jump off a Walmart tomorrow.
Indeed, you can. Wise words.
Life in the big city
Walmart is the King Kong of fake businesses.
Fair enough. It's a real knife fight out there
Did you jump yet ?
This is the greatest hour and a half in podcast history. The dynamic duo of both Tim and Ben is unparalleled. Crazy how much intrinsic value Ben does have on this show, although words aren’t his forte, the body language and reactionary acknowledgement drives the message. Love you guys.
I agree. Ben reacts at the perfect times and it drives the point home
😢
Just found Tim recently. Holy shit. Possibly the funniest person, stream of consciousness, that I've ever heard. Made my life better. Am now listening to every episode. Some episodes made my eyes tear with laughter. Thank you Tim... and Ben.
I get the feeling this guy owns a dog house.
Great episode and great quote...
"To be sane in this climate, is the surest way to go crazy"
The porch era was elite
Tim speaks in ALL CAPS, and I love it
tortured Tim, the price he pays for being intelligent, love him
His rants are art.
This is the nicest podcast I’ve ever watched. This is the kind of podcast my parents would listen to on special occasion like once a year. I can’t believe I’m having a podcast like this on some random Friday at work. This one is going in my journal.
Creating the Patreon was the best decision of his life. It's incredible how fast it grew.
#2 in the u.s. what a glow up
120K a month baby ! 180K overall from the podcast 😎👍
@MrGS53 no shot dude.
One of the only patreons that’s actually
worth it.
Yup! Hands down...this aged well 👍🏼
Tim should’ve got Tucker Carlson’s spot on Fox News.
Bahahahhahahahaha
Listening to this in 2024 and hearing him launch Patreon on this episode is wild. Worked out so well.
Its magic to hear him from his porch as a neighbor i bet.
Tim is my spiritual conspiratorial santeria grandmother during the Apocalypse.
Loved you on the first episode of Dannys house! love when Danny catches up with Uncle Joey, so I'm hype you guys are working together!
Fuck you hipster
The episodes 150's 's up to 200 and perhaps a few more, is peak Tim Dillon performance, truly. He is great now but there was just something about this last batch of episodes before his grand emergence. Good for him, he is the best right now.
“The truth is the passion of a small and aberrant minority of men, most of them pathological. They are hated for telling it while they live and, after they die, they are swiftly forgotten. What remains to the world, in the field of wisdom, is a series of well-tested and solidly-agreeable lies.” --H.L. Mencken
Mencken is the shit and that quote is a rough realization.
Amazing this is still going on 4 years later.... and no one has gone to jail
I thought the long lost days of dying of laughter were over until.....I found this podcast. 🙏🏼🔥 Thank you GOD
"I'm throwing my career away today....because I'm listening to where you used to eat pizza!"
The no call no show! Here’s a tip, have your social medias already all set to “appear offline”, don’t post anything. Smoke a joint. Go to bed. A good liar goes down with the ship
Only an idiot does the no call no show because they want too. The no call no show is for when you're fucked up on anything and everything and you finally realize it's 8:45, you need to at work at 9 and you're only a third through the 8 ball
@@13onethree I felt that.
My favorite TED Talk is with Ghislaine Maxwell talking about saving the oceans
Tim is Chris Farley's evil shadow clone
AwwwIquit I wouldn’t say evil, just gay.
He has Farley's chaotic energy and Spades witty observations.
They both did coke. Lots of coke.
With some Master Shake thrown in
This era of Tim Dillon was always the best
Easily the hidden gem of all the podcasts. Discovered Tim from his appearance on the Bertcast. His appearance is still the best I’ve seen on there yet
Denzell Lewis have you heard him on sickler’s show?
Ian Fitzpatrick I haven’t but now I’ll have to check it out
Denzell Lewis I’m excited for you, then. it’s audio only but ESSENTIAL. my favorite quote from it:
“ ‘My TRANS SCHIZOPHRENIC MOTHER, on TBS!’ We had her a COCK MADE, and she’s FINE now.”
Dillon is a beast! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🔥🔥🔥
Berta is an idiot tho
Tim was on my mind when I had to come up with a good lie recently. I rehearsed it too. Stupid me added some additional info not rehearsed and I tripped myself up. Stick to the script!
Tim’s the kind of guy that has enough intellect and self awareness to be successful in any career that doesn’t ban fat people. Dude is master salesman.
Summertime deck chain smoking Tim Dillon just hit different
“and how’d I pay for it? With gratitude” is the funniest shit ever
"I paid for it with gratitude" I'm absolutely dead
Currently watching every Tim Dillon episode
This show was a rude awakening for me, very inspiring to do more with your life!
Was it the cigarette part??
I'm 16 minutes in, and I can already call this one of the funniest podcasts I've ever seen 😂 This guy is by far the best ranter in the world.
You have to watch episode 236 that’s the best rant he’s done imo
Do the Church you would b great with Coco & Lee
Theresa Warren already done, podcast was 🔥🔥
I love the intentional honesty coming out of Tim's lying bit. This guy is an absolute fucking genius when you see it.
I go back and revisit this Podcast episode often ..this is gold
The lighting might be the most inadvertent, yet immersive, accidental detail I like.
It feels like we're up late at night drinking with the boys talking about society, smoking heaters
The Monday ad on this episode might be the greatest live ad read in existence.
Just revisiting these old follies.
Ah, the memories. ❤️
I love how Tim tied in lying to Dr. Drew into his add read.
I love listening to this clump of Irish soda bread rant on a porch
Is he irish
@@Munggg3321and gay
Man oh man I'm peeing myself - the CBD add - planes crashing 》Tim apologizing- then begging people to just buy it - funny funny
“They know you just wanna go in there, deliver a baby and leave it in the toilet.”
Bahahahhahahahaha
Finally! Someone who trims his nails the same way I do.
Burning bridges in LA already
"I don't really know about that, that's not my beat. I do Bachelor." 💀
i haven't even started the podcast yet, but HEARRRRT to you all.
Tim made me aware of the Franklin scandal, that story broke my mind and changed who i view the US and the world.
I thought i kind of knew how the world works and I thought i was quite sceptical, but not nearly enough.
Also as funny as it comes, and that even more important than the demons.
with the mustache, ben looks very 70's like an investigative jouranlist
Tim, you are one of the best comedians. Great podcast. You are one of my go to channels for good content.
Tim just says the most random things ever 😂 im dying
I'm just here to say nice things about tim
*proceeds to say nothing nice*
this should have way more views
I fall asleep to this almost everyday.
Tim Hilarious i love this series man keep it up.
PS. This is much better than the bachelor.
Omg the laughter never stops when Tim Dillon is involved!
Tim Dillon: the Toby Keith of standup 🙏
I built 10 websites after I heard your wix ad. Thanks Tim
general010 the word needs more people like you
Mine is shit but I tried.
This guy is putting me on so much shit
glad i found this podcast
This is some of his best work.
When he rants about his mother, I die. 😂
It's amusing to listen to Tim's older podcasts like this one and hear ads for companies that apparently have since stopped sponsoring the show. It gets me wondering why Tim stopped reading ads for them. For Monday.com, my guess is this gem at 35:55.
Lmaooooo
Epstein should've used Monday.com
He's totally right about the fettuccine Alfredo thing haha!
When ben laughs I laugh. Either we have the same exact sense of humor, or Tim Dillon is the greatest entertainer of all time. (Both) And he is Just riiifffiiinnnnn
The ad reads are really the best part of the show
Gotta love the TD watch party immediately at midnight!
There is such a thing as a noble lie, most practice the art of "back stabbing" though. Thanks for keeping this thing unfiltered.
Love it!
This episode is released on my birthday! I see this as an amazing present! Thanks Tim!
Orange Whip?! Happy birthday! 🎉
@@URAWESOME94 i know its late, but thank you.
August 2019 really was a sacred time
The first quarter of this is some of the best comedy EVER
This is the episode that made subscribe. Haha.
I thought I was having a stroke, so I called an ambulance. Now I'm going to have to explain to the paramedics that it was just the focus on Tim's podcast. Thanks a lot Ben, you're doing God's own work. Lose the moustache.
Yeah ben bro that refocus in the first few minutes is triggering my epilepsy
That Wix ad is some of the funniest stuff I’ve heard
listening to this after your YMH episode (ep544) is hilarious and satisfying.
“Welcome to ABC World News Tonight, I’m Tim Dillon your guest host filling in for American Hero Alex Jones.”
Classic Dillon here. The TH-cam algo just showed me this episode out of nowhere lol
This is his best episode... He breaks down Epstein and touches on The Franklin Scandal. Honest as can be
tim Dillon is such a great podcaster i listen to his adds without fast forwarding
The only one who makes them worth listening to. Others like Burr try... but it's just meh. Tim is so good at improvising
Tim's riffed ad reads are more entertaining than most comedians comedy specials.
it’s all gold but for some reason his impression of a guy getting his name read allowed on patreon is what really sent me over the edge
ben looks like kip from napoleon dynamite
this is the funniest podcast around and the only ad reads I listen to haha
Love your show first time watching and subbed You deliever the truth in a funny way Madeline
Tim dillon is funny and unique with a great head of hair
I am glad this podcast has grown so much. There’s a million more people who will love it as soon as they hear it I wish they could find it sooner
This is the funniest shit you've done Tim. Great vid. Relaxed and natural. This is what its like chillin with Tim Dillon. Absolutely hilarious..