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That killed me- and the fact that he seamlessly went back into the sports talk without skipping a beat or ever acknowledging it had me laughing just as much 😂
The way Tim transitioned back to the conversation about athletes like that phone call never happened lol😂😂😂This guy‘s stream-of-consciousness is unbelievable 🤣🤣
“And do something that is meaningless and stupid(referring to sports), cause that’s life, it’s meaningless, it’s silly, but when you watch someone do it perfectly, it’s still impressive”
"It's meaningless . . . Good luck out there. Don't get sick. Get smart." No truer words ever spoken. Tim Dillon is the answer for a time that has no real solutions. There are no solutions and that is that. Just find something that isn't terrible and do that thing to the exclusion of everything else.
@@march7437 Creating your own reason(s) to live can potentially prevent serious depressive disorders. *works for me lol cognitive behavioral therapy is a resource i wish all could access and afford. people need reprogramming
This is bullsheet brendan schaub was a legit pro athlete and now is a successful standup comedian about to shoot his 2nd comedy special! Tim is jealous!!!! Schaub kicking azz on fighter and the kid.
That phone call was the hardest I've laughed in a long time holy shit
I was like Ben, holding the laugh so hard because I'm near sleeping people.
@@wajihbec1087 me exactly right now lmaooo
It's very sad what happened but *they weren't a fun couple anyway*
Pure gold
That killed me- and the fact that he seamlessly went back into the sports talk without skipping a beat or ever acknowledging it had me laughing just as much 😂
"oh no" - Lady
"oh yes" - Tim
"Should I cancel that for you?" Asks about the chicken.
@@AncientSlugThrower lmfao thanks for making me rewatch this.
Never waste a good rotisserie chicken on a boring and mangled couple.
I know this is random but what does itrunauet mean?
@@username-ek1kd i true know it
The way Tim transitioned back to the conversation about athletes like that phone call never happened lol😂😂😂This guy‘s stream-of-consciousness is unbelievable 🤣🤣
"Why do you keep saying that phrase"
If you know you know lol
We must compete
@@Rowsy91yea it’s called conversation.
It’s sad how incredibly unmatched Tim would be if given free reign to host Late Night. He would single-handedly redefine that genre in television.
I don't want to see people imitate his rants.
👏🏻
Seriously. In a just world, Tim Dillon would be where Colbert is now, and everyone would be much happier.
In time he will. Our generation will grow older and more people will follow him.
It wouldn’t be the same as this
I absolutely lost it during that phone call 🤣
Im going through a horrible depression and when he said “oh yes” was the first real strong laugh I’ve had in weeks. Thank you Tim
I miss Ben so much. Watching him crack up makes this show great
"Oh no"
"......Oh yes"
Hahaha...."we must compete"
Priceless
Imagine waking up in hospital and realizing you missed your dinner reservation with Tim :(
OMFG 🤣 Transitioned from a mangled death to rotisserie chicken 🐔 😭
4:43 I couldn’t stop laughing “oh yes” 😭😭😂
That phone call forced me to pause the video and run around the room in second hand embarrassment lmao😂😂
“And do something that is meaningless and stupid(referring to sports), cause that’s life, it’s meaningless, it’s silly, but when you watch someone do it perfectly, it’s still impressive”
Liquid Death is pumping a lot of money into podcast product placement.
best water ever
eh if people buy something cause they see it on a podcast they deserve the shitty products they get lool
Imagine buying canned water lmaooo
Ben's laugh after Tim says "big into a chair" is doing things to me
"It's meaningless . . . Good luck out there. Don't get sick. Get smart." No truer words ever spoken. Tim Dillon is the answer for a time that has no real solutions. There are no solutions and that is that. Just find something that isn't terrible and do that thing to the exclusion of everything else.
But why do anything, even that one thing if it’s all meaningless
@@march7437 because I’m trynna be the best tf.
@@march7437 Creating your own reason(s) to live can potentially prevent serious depressive disorders. *works for me lol cognitive behavioral therapy is a resource i wish all could access and afford. people need reprogramming
I'm going to Tell my kids this is Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter.
"Unfortunately the couple has been in a car accident and are horribly mangled."
".... Oh no."
"Oh yes...."
"oh no..." "oh YES"
I’ve watched this like 300 times. Him calling Naomi Osaka “Yokozuna” is peak comedy.
"all works out for the best" 😂
Funniest dude in America rn
Haven’t laughed this hard in a while
0:16 - and that's a beautiful double forehand from wildcard tim dilllon to beat Federer at this years Wimbledon 2022
How fast he came up with the 4@5 bit is amazing.
This is fucking god tier satire man holy fuck
Four at five.
The transition between the call and back to conversation was fucking amazing lol
"Oh no!"
"OH YES!"
Those who put balls in hoops during these trying times are the real Americans.
I base all my decisions on a professional Rubiks Cuber. He is really good at the Rubiks Cube, duh.
How Ben keeps it together...
Tim is the hero we need in America right now but not the one we deserve.
Hes the ultimate jester
He said Yokozuna lmao 🤣
When I die , I want this as my mantra
just had a flashback to jerky boys
4 @ 5
2:25 100%, this is girls with the huge flower tattoos on their thigh
Best philosophy video i have seen. Mind is the enemy.
I almost drove off the road laughing so hard during the phone call holy shit
Oh no ! Lol
That phone call fucking killed me 🤣🤣🤣
Tim ❤️
The lady said "Oh No" but she really said was "I wish them well."
People see me as a has been who wants to take credit for the labor of millions of workers in trades ive made no significant efforts in
Finally someone calls out tattoos! It is grotesque.
Tim's humor is beyond our time.
“It all works out for the best i guess”
Tattoos are out of control!
4:05 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“How are you”
this dude!!!!
hes the funniest!!!!
Atho -letes
8:00 he's talking about Mastered Ultra Instinct
The lady almost lost the menu. Pure gold
The call literally almost killed me!!🤣🤣😂😂
I wanna tell HIM that I asleep to HIS show
I love watching Tim get so excited he runs out of breath and it takes him a good minute or two
4:10
Bahahahahahahahahahahaha
4:54
Phone call bid was classic!
Oh no…
Oh yessss
lefty
Omg, I can’t 🤣
Genius
Is Tim's co host straight? He seems too adorable to not be gay
He's straight and Tim's gay
@@Straumnes actually funny haha, just realised how both seem the oppsite of what they are...was this on purpose? 🤔😋
he reminds me of my nephew. they're just soft speaking guys with a
crazy friend/uncle
That phone call... priceless
This is bullsheet brendan schaub was a legit pro athlete and now is a successful standup comedian about to shoot his 2nd comedy special! Tim is jealous!!!! Schaub kicking azz on fighter and the kid.
This is the pinnacle of sarcasm. Good stuff
@@stanksinatra7629 thank you sir
Should I still practice a sport after this?? Am I gonna be an idiot for it?….if so, fuck it. Tomorrow is leg day.
i haven’t watched in a bit. it sucks too see the producer go from *actually thinking Tim is funny* to *fake producer laugh to keep his job*
You should’ve kept your mouth shut 🤐
Oh no! Oh yes