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Listening to Tim at the gym sounds potentially dangerous. Maybe try Amy Schumer. You will be safe from the lack of laughter and crushing your feet. Through in some Pantera or Slayer🤘
So glad joe Rogan had him on. It’s thanks to that first episode that introduced me to Tim. Now I listen to him more than Rogan. He is literally everything I look for in a comedian, fucking legend
I hope I'm wrong but Tim does look like his health is going downhill sometimes. All these great comedians with his style of humor have some serious demons usually! I really do hope he is around for a long time cause he is a rare kind of funny that we do need in this world!
I see what you mean, he also is into his later 30's. I think the schedule of the podcast and Patreon in tandem with the pandemic and not being able to tour and stay somewhat sane has caught up to Timbo.
@@gabrielsilvas692 this sounds wild, but it's because he moved to Texas. They literally make clothes of the same size larger than less obese places. This is not inherently bad thing just my thoughts.
A lot of women want to tell you that being obese, having a misshapen nose, or having a flat chest is beautiful. What I don’t hear them saying is that men are beautiful in any size, or that they like small or misshapen penises, or men with acne, or some other deformity. Apparently only women are beautiful with these things. 🤔
Don't fall into the trap of male victimhood my friend, of course it "works both ways", but the reason it's said so often about women is because physical beauty standards are so high for them, and they are told that it is their greatest or only asset they can offer the world. This breaking down of the "ideal female" allows them to offer more than just their looks, that's very liberating. Men are often judged too much on money or job status, that's also a bad thing, forces them into some very unhappy situations. It's not an "us vs them" thing, it's recognising when someone is getting a shitty deal and realising they are trying to make things better. That's all.
@@conebone69ification The ideal female will remain what it's always been. We'll lie to ourselves and claim these "different shapes" are beautiful but the truly genetically gifted will still be favored in other ways
I’ve never thought the Victoria Angels were particularly attractive. Tall, thin, not very curvy or even busty. They all have the same flat, plain faces too. Forget about unrealistic beauty standards, how about some actually hot women with appealing bodies.
No one cares about Victoria Secret models anymore; can confirm. People do, however, increasingly agree that this is the funniest podcast out there these days
I wanna know how he knows fairly adavanced medical terminology. I figure he has some experience with the care needed to tend his mother but its still impressive to me
I dated a girl who was into things like the Victoria secret shows and had the mags etc it was good material for me to peek through on the shitter so I wanna see hot chicks that's it
Jesus Christ I almost dropped the dumbbell on my foot at the gym with how hard I was laughing, Tim is a fucking genius lmao
I hear Time at the gym sometimes too, cant really explain why but its good.
Listening to Tim at the gym sounds potentially dangerous. Maybe try Amy Schumer. You will be safe from the lack of laughter and crushing your feet. Through in some Pantera or Slayer🤘
@@jdawg3629 used to love metal now trap and TD, listen to Bathory or if you know the Beherit you may like it.
Four toes with seven pounds of weight
Stop, no one is listening to Tim while working out, just unrealistic situations…..
best comic yes or yes
Yes
Do it again and do it better yes or yes
So glad joe Rogan had him on. It’s thanks to that first episode that introduced me to Tim. Now I listen to him more than Rogan. He is literally everything I look for in a comedian, fucking legend
Bill Burr is better
Well yeah. He's been in the game almost 30 years. Tim is one of the best up and comers
Tim needs to start identifying as an angel and get a Victoria Secret modeling contract while he can!
YES
"You might have to arrange your emotions into that of a serial killer would to move up the corporate ladder so you can afford nice things"
I hope I'm wrong but Tim does look like his health is going downhill sometimes. All these great comedians with his style of humor have some serious demons usually! I really do hope he is around for a long time cause he is a rare kind of funny that we do need in this world!
I see what you mean, he also is into his later 30's. I think the schedule of the podcast and Patreon in tandem with the pandemic and not being able to tour and stay somewhat sane has caught up to Timbo.
He's down alot of weight actually, his last patreon with kump on the 13th a few days ago he said hes down to a double xxl
@@gabrielsilvas692 this sounds wild, but it's because he moved to Texas. They literally make clothes of the same size larger than less obese places. This is not inherently bad thing just my thoughts.
In SF he was in rough shape. If this here is recent, I think he looks much slimmer.
@@perspectiveflip most definitely he is man, god love em lol
A lot of women want to tell you that being obese, having a misshapen nose, or having a flat chest is beautiful. What I don’t hear them saying is that men are beautiful in any size, or that they like small or misshapen penises, or men with acne, or some other deformity. Apparently only women are beautiful with these things. 🤔
Don't fall into the trap of male victimhood my friend, of course it "works both ways", but the reason it's said so often about women is because physical beauty standards are so high for them, and they are told that it is their greatest or only asset they can offer the world. This breaking down of the "ideal female" allows them to offer more than just their looks, that's very liberating. Men are often judged too much on money or job status, that's also a bad thing, forces them into some very unhappy situations. It's not an "us vs them" thing, it's recognising when someone is getting a shitty deal and realising they are trying to make things better. That's all.
@@conebone69ification
The ideal female will remain what it's always been. We'll lie to ourselves and claim these "different shapes" are beautiful but the truly genetically gifted will still be favored in other ways
@@ma_junia this is the point of breaking down the "standard of beauty", that is totally unattainable by the vast majority of us. This works both ways
Listening to women😂
He really covered all the bases for what can be beautiful.
Love how Ben is trying so hard to control his laughter 🤣🤣🤣
“If that person were 6 or 7 hundred pounds bigger it might hurt the look” lmao
Tim Dillon is quickly becoming one of my favorite Podcasters, comedians and commentators.
Wow you really went down the rabbit hole on your take of what can be beautiful! I almost shat my pants- but then, that can also be beautiful
Yes Tim, as a straight guy I give zero shits about a Victoria's Secret model. Lol
Yeah well I'm not buying anymore gifts for women there till the models are hot again.
I feel like the only people who care about such brands or buy things from them are people over 35. Definitely CANNOT imagine a zoomer giving 2 sh1ts
Tim understands the ancient Greeks
I'm currently listening to this in the Hamptons snorting coke with the deed to my mansion. Yes it is worth it..
You cant take it with you anyways.
As a woman,this crap bothers me. Victoria Secret models should be hot. Wtf…. I no long “identify” as a progressive.
That rigormortis line is an absolute killer
I feel better about my flesh eating bacteria
I’ve never thought the Victoria Angels were particularly attractive. Tall, thin, not very curvy or even busty. They all have the same flat, plain faces too.
Forget about unrealistic beauty standards, how about some actually hot women with appealing bodies.
Check out their models from the early '90s, about '91 or '92. Voluptuous and stunningly beautiful.
No one cares about Victoria Secret models anymore; can confirm. People do, however, increasingly agree that this is the funniest podcast out there these days
It affects Hunter Biden…LMAO
*Best walkoff ever*
That Al Gore name drop was so quick and masterful 😂😂😂
Rappino in lingerie.... no thanks.
While her days in India Priyanka Chopra was an below average actress who danced around and did no activism 🤣
Heres an idea how about they hire ppl that aren't already worth millions of dollars
Lol women getting other women fired out of jealousy
“……It effects Hunter Biden.” 😂
"Fingered in their eye" HAHAHA
It was funny when they did their investigation into soccer salaries and they found out that the women were paid more than the men
Omg. L LOVE this segment - Tim Rollercoaster Comedy. What a ride.
I come back to this rant about once a week.
Home magazines should start showing ugly trailer wagons for diversity
laughed already just seeing the title..
Goodlooking people have it on easy mode just look at Jeremy meeks
ben's reaction at 6:47 the arms get me :D
5:52 - Love how Ben starts shrinking into himself as he tries to suppress his laughter.
I love his reaction when he loses it - it’s so much better than a laugh track. He’s endearing
Tell it Tim 👍👍👍
a fantastic rant
I wanna know how he knows fairly adavanced medical terminology. I figure he has some experience with the care needed to tend his mother but its still impressive to me
what are you referring to?
Their biggest demograph lost interest, so who are they trying to pander to now?
"Change makers"?
That's what they should be doing- working at a store or something.
Hahahahahhahahahaah
this one got me. so funny
This is art
Victoria’s Secret was where she was hiding the Milano cookies
I’m googling. Fingering an eye
Got me funnybone
If rapinoe wants equal pay, maybe they shouldnt lose to and under 15s boy team while they are women world champions.
He went full Gottfried on that beauty rant
I love U TimD
I stopped buying Victoria after seeing its new models
like big fat mean gay guys ... can also be beautiful? .. sorry I just don't see it...
MayBACH not Mayback
I love tyou Tim, laughing so hard i spelled “you" wrong
I havent laughed that hard in a while
I dated a girl who was into things like the Victoria secret shows and had the mags etc it was good material for me to peek through on the shitter so I wanna see hot chicks that's it
It was a way for wealthy men and models to hook up. Not needed anymore.
I think it’s a little late for that. Fenty is making more $$ now
Victoria secret agents? WTF?
What a great media personality
Who Head Eggcock now!!!???
VS SUCKS NOW
woke culture
Genius
Downsides to a larger D... It breaks easier, bothers you during sport, the percentage of prostate cancer is much higher ...
Prostrate cancer higher with a bigger dong? Is that true at all? Never heard that.
@@DisposableSupervillainHenchman Came across it in quite a few random medical news, studies etc. But who knows.
@@4Everlast “Came across…” 😏
@@DisposableSupervillainHenchman xD Believe it or not, some of us can read.
The Victoria Secret show was always a pleasure to watch ... sad RIP peace
Tim is hands down one of the funniest people I know. Right up there with Chris Delia.
It's like he is struggling to not argue with himself. Jesus pick a side
Dude you're funny as fuck
6:51
Ben.
IT DOESN’T MEAN THEY CAN’T BE BEAUTIFUL 👏👏👏
Lol