Jordan brain should be studied I’m guessing he’s on the spectrum(that’s not a negative) but way he can reproduce such random detailed tidbits on any such is truly amazing. Maybe he just has an amazing memory but still means he researched these things
Right. I wonder what would happen if you just put him in a room full of shrinks and just let him cook like that. Kind of like in Brooklyn 99 when they go to that party at Holts and all the psych professors are just in a circle around Gina as she spews absolute nonsense.
His limerick was actually really good. It has the perfect meter, the perfect amount of syllables and its rhymes were thematic and complex. He should have won.
You have to understand, that simply being of Irish descent doesn't imply one would be well versed in various forms of poetry. Jordan wisely didn't want to assume and potentially offend with a stereotype of the jig dancing rhyming leprechaun Irishman. He gave just the right amount of respect.
And he didn't ask just any Irishman, but arguably the most famous Irish comedian of all time! But still, it's good show etiquette to make sure the listener knows...
Conan is NOT an Irishman. He's of Irish descent. There's a big difference. He's not an Irish citizen, he hasn't paid taxes in Ireland, he's not voted or eligible to vote, he doesn't know the history of Ireland, and so on.
It needed to be written down: Across Eire a young traveller set out, On a quest to find fortune no doubt. As he strolled in to Ennis, He was pulled a cold Guinness. Hence the lad’s pot of gold was that stout.
There was an old man from Nantucket, Who wanted his young friend to suck it, He said "Guinness" I said, I didn't mean your head, And then the guy kicked the bucket.
I think his off the cuff comedy is better since the podcast. They really need to get him to host the Oscar's or another major awards show again. It'd be hard to find anyone better
LOLLLL He's lucky his life worked out in entertainment. I have a feeling if it didn't, we'd see his mugshot somewhere. All because he wanted "recognition".
Same! Jordan’s one was so good and on point. But then in came Conan’s, off the cuff and with something funny about it which he could joke about afterwards. Sick!
Sorry to break it to you but Conan cheated. There once was a man from Nantucket is a common Limerick that has a lot of variations existing. The only improvisation Conan did was sneaking in the Guinness in there. I'm surprised Jordan didn't catch that either. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_Nantucket
No. He doesn't do well with more people, they have tried it before. It works with Conan because it's more like a mocking interview, not a conversation. At least that is my perspective.
not even low-key at this point lmao, i mean who else could just launch into an epic ramble like this at the drop of a hat? this guy is completely one of a kind
If he was extroverted, he would kill it in the improv comedy scene lol. The man can create full monologues out of thin air with just a hint of a prompt.
"I believe we're defined by what surrounds us everyday" From Jordan. Jordan actually said that. He's particular about how he opens a box but his office looks like a prime candidate for Hoarders.
Team Coco you’re honestly great, Deep humor we must all contemplate, Some say Conan’s a gimmick, And may ignore Jordan’s limerick, But those fools have no comedy taste! ❤❤❤
Yeah. He is very knowledgeable. There is no doubt in that. But This goes without saying but his claim to fame is him being super serious square personality & not letting loose, having fun. He acts way too serious & doesnt let loose & just have fun for one time. Sometimes i feel sad that he takes life so seriously.😅 i think he is on the spectrum.
@@DolphinsAreBetterThanHumans it doesn't help him at all that he uses very formal speech. His word choice is never casual, which makes him sound much more arrogant. I do appreciate someone who has a great knowledge of the proper use of words, his vocabulary is excellent
@@HaHaThatIsFunny see thats why i said that he is def on the spectrum because things like this is out of his control eventhough people point it out to him being rude or not showing emotions to anything (his blank stare with no facial emotion) How many time conan has said this openly to him.
A lot of those "contests" back in the 70's, 80's and 90's had no winner, or if they did, they were given to people working at the company. I enjoy watching vintage commercials and when I see a contest, I always look up the winners, and the majority, were scandal or purposely went nowhere. So Jordan shouldnt feel bad, that limerick was amazing.
The Guinness Limerick by Conan was fantastic and showed Jordan what a true maestro can do. Jordan's was very good and sophisticated. But Conan's was funny as hell 😅 I think this is the first time I felt like Jordan came out his shell and ranted about something he is upset about that's not related to Conan! And it made him feel more relatable and like a close friend of Conan rather than their usual shtick.
as a professional songwriter his limerick was actually objectively AMAZING (except for the completely arbitrary use of "no doubt" just for the next lyric to work but still genuinely really good which I did NOT expect) Conan was also unironically f*cking great 😭😭😭😭😭
This is why Jordan is MVP. And also why Conan will NEVER fire him. He's too valuable and gets things done. Does the work of 10 people in half the time.
Bruh this guy still feels cgi to me 😂😂😂 this is the best duo in the history of duo’s can yall please do the travel sketch’s again and make it a whole show!!!
I don't think it's a good idea. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love seeing Conan and Jordan together and I die laughing each time I see them, but I feel like has to be something special, like an occasional treat for the viewers. I don't thing it is a good idea to make their interactions a regular and expected thing. Just my opinion.
His limerick was actually really good. It has the perfect meter, the perfect amount of syllables and its rhymes were thematic and complex. He should have won.
Eh? He pronounced Eire incorrectly, he rhymed Ennis with Guinness (picking an Irish town just for the rhyme & it doesn't even work!) - it just sounded clumsy and contrived. You don't really think his limerick "was actually really good"
@@oldoddjobsI suppose I could understand your sentiment regarding his rhyming scheme, though I disagree with you, but seeing as the item in question is from Ireland, I see no reason why the antagonist of the limerick wouldn’t also be from an Irish town.
"I believe that we're defined by what surrounds us aesthetically everyday" - Jordan Schlansky said, having the messy office that he did lmao
I feel like Jordan is very object-focused but rather unaware of spaces.
- Jordan Schlansky, talking about a box of crackers
🤣
He only cared about his Star Wars figures. Lol
Its a "clothing maketh the man" mentality. Which makes sense because jordan is wearing a nondescript grey shirt.
Jordan is not improvising for an ad, he's just rambling and it's a masterpiece
Jordan brain should be studied I’m guessing he’s on the spectrum(that’s not a negative) but way he can reproduce such random detailed tidbits on any such is truly amazing. Maybe he just has an amazing memory but still means he researched these things
Ok Jordan
he's doing his various tasks
Non stop .
@@HigherKaijuNo it's because he is careful about what he puts into his body, which he has prepared in various ways
Jordan just goes right into a lecture about oils, with 0% hesitation. His mind is fascinating.
Right. I wonder what would happen if you just put him in a room full of shrinks and just let him cook like that. Kind of like in Brooklyn 99 when they go to that party at Holts and all the psych professors are just in a circle around Gina as she spews absolute nonsense.
I wanted to Like this comment, but I'm just gonna keep it where it is now..
Nothing wrong with preparing one's mind in various ways.
That transition was the smoothest I've ever seen.
Incredible. Simply incredible
“That’s a piece of flora”
Great comeback, Mr. Schlansky. I’m glad he put Conan in his place in this instance :)
I loved his delivery of that line 😂 classic Jordan!
I really hope Jordan meant as a response to Conan saying awful, but he made a pun and chose to hear offal. That would kill me.
Schlansky fanboys are so friggin weird 😅
The ever so slight pause before his response is pure comedic timing gold
okay but he also didn't need to bring that up to begin with
He is utterly perfect for ad reads.
At the very least, you could trust whatever he’s promoting is the BEST
@@retrospectors6595 It's the best in various ways.
@@retrospectors6595explains why brands avoid him 😂 he'd spill all kinds of beans on them
I have to agree: Jordan Schlansky’s poem was fire.
Except Ennis doesn’t rhyme with Guinness 😂
@@porcupotomus The amount of syllables matters not in limericks
His limerick was actually really good. It has the perfect meter, the perfect amount of syllables and its rhymes were thematic and complex.
He should have won.
@@Ryan256Close enough.
@@Ryan256 This is what makes it fall flat.
If Conan didnt interrupt him, I feel like we wouldve witnessed the greatest ad ever created
I forgive you though Conan :)
Yeah we were robbed
plus a three-hour power lecture on oils and fats
Agreed on this one! Conan usually lets the rhythm go, but that was a bit cut off. Still great though:)
Bc this podcast is all about yelling and fake laughing
@@mattiasakemalm1412you okay, buddy? or did someone hurt you
1:12 "That's a piece of flora." Beautiful pause, timing and delivery by Jordan.
Funniest line in this bit.
Nevertheless…
Jordan asking an Irishman if he knew what a limerick was is the most Jordan Schlansky thing to do.
You have to understand, that simply being of Irish descent doesn't imply one would be well versed in various forms of poetry. Jordan wisely didn't want to assume and potentially offend with a stereotype of the jig dancing rhyming leprechaun Irishman. He gave just the right amount of respect.
Jordan has been disrespecting and offending Conan for decades in their remotes, it wasn't about respect. He just wanted to explain the contest.
And he didn't ask just any Irishman, but arguably the most famous Irish comedian of all time!
But still, it's good show etiquette to make sure the listener knows...
Conan is NOT an Irishman. He's of Irish descent. There's a big difference. He's not an Irish citizen, he hasn't paid taxes in Ireland, he's not voted or eligible to vote, he doesn't know the history of Ireland, and so on.
*an american
Jordan could talk about Tuscan olive oil for 3 hours straight and I would listen intently
And I have no doubt he'd be happy to oblige.
😂😂😂😂😂 world class callback.
Conan and Jordan’s dynamic never gets old. It just gets funnier as they age and get crankier
Jordan held that grudge since 1996 😂
Guinness should make a new beer type in his honor called "bitter Jordan " with his limerick on it
@@dukenukem8381 Nice idea. I hope Guiness is looking. And let Jordan inaugurate it.
He absolutely did.
"in 1996....." holy
It needed to be written down:
Across Eire a young traveller set out,
On a quest to find fortune no doubt.
As he strolled in to Ennis,
He was pulled a cold Guinness.
Hence the lad’s pot of gold was that stout.
There was an old man from Nantucket,
Who wanted his young friend to suck it,
He said "Guinness" I said, I didn't mean your head,
And then the guy kicked the bucket.
@@milton_foward So this was the winner.
@@milton_fowardlmfao I didn’t realize it until I saw it written down but that’s actually pretty good. Shows Conan’s kind of a genius 😂
@@Amblin80s umm no lol read my comment again 😂
@@Amblin80s obv Jordans was good too, well clearly way better, but he didn’t come up with it on the spot lol
Conan’s improvisational skills are off the charts. Still.
ya think he's well-practiced?
I think he’s gotten better or with more hours of content we get to see more of it.
yeah he's never done the old-timey-radio-ad jingle-voiceover-guy cadence before.@@alexbohl862
I think his off the cuff comedy is better since the podcast. They really need to get him to host the Oscar's or another major awards show again. It'd be hard to find anyone better
He’s unparalleled Lol ❤😂
No disrespect to others,but id be okay with the channel being just this
We've been asking for Conan and Jordan for years. Unfortunately I think this is all we are going to get as far as them too
Pretty sure he’s on quite often now.
Totally agree
Yea man. Toilet paper review was great
All disrespect to everyone else. This should be the show.
I like how Jordan remembers that he didn’t win, but doesn’t exactly remember what the prize was.
The real prize is validation. Jordan remembers that.
You know, the chase is better than the catch...
The real prize is what we learned along the way.
Hence the lads pot of gold was the recognition.
Jordan Schlansky talking about how he opens boxes is why he is class personified.
The three tab rule is a new one! 1:48
Always funny when these two riff/rift!
"I don't need the trip to Ireland, I'd like the recognition" 😂 Jordan is the best kind of maniac
LOLLLL He's lucky his life worked out in entertainment. I have a feeling if it didn't, we'd see his mugshot somewhere. All because he wanted "recognition".
@@khalidf1he didn't work for Conan in the 90's, he would have been at the frontlines of the dotcom bubble.
I love Conan, his limerick off the cuff is one of hundreds of reasons why. What a genius
His long form interviews illustrate this so well. His wit is just SO quick.
"Like a gorilla" I freakin' lost it!! 😂😅
the only reason he could come up with something like that is that he must surely feel a bit like that for real
I was impressed by Jordan's limerick for a moment, then Conan literally started spittin 🔥🔥🔥
Same! Jordan’s one was so good and on point. But then in came Conan’s, off the cuff and with something funny about it which he could joke about afterwards. Sick!
Sorry to break it to you but Conan cheated. There once was a man from Nantucket is a common Limerick that has a lot of variations existing. The only improvisation Conan did was sneaking in the Guinness in there. I'm surprised Jordan didn't catch that either.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_Nantucket
More Jordan please. Should be a somewhat regular on the pod with Matt n Sona
Aaron too
No. He doesn't do well with more people, they have tried it before. It works with Conan because it's more like a mocking interview, not a conversation. At least that is my perspective.
Conan and Jordan have a radio show on Sirius XM
I don't know if these guys have the best or worst chemistry, but it's amazing and one of the few things that literally makes me laugh out loud.
Every dinner party needs a Jordan Schlansky.
Omg more Conan and Jordan content to gobble up
Nomnomnomnom
“I feel mine is superior” haha oh Jordan please never change. Also that Limerick was great.
He should’ve be there for the bidet ad
You spelled Biden wrong…
@@jimpatterson1111 At least he cleans his ass.
@@jimpatterson1111I hate your political opinions, but this joke was funny hahahaha
Jordan is 100% himself and I really appreciate it. He is the ultimate straight man for Conan to play off.
This guy is low-key a genius.
not even low-key at this point lmao, i mean who else could just launch into an epic ramble like this at the drop of a hat? this guy is completely one of a kind
Low key? In no way is he low key a genius, he's overtly a genius
Asperger’s energy lol
If he was extroverted, he would kill it in the improv comedy scene lol. The man can create full monologues out of thin air with just a hint of a prompt.
@@4345ghee Yes, annoying AF.
"I believe we're defined by what surrounds us everyday" From Jordan. Jordan actually said that. He's particular about how he opens a box but his office looks like a prime candidate for Hoarders.
This whole thing was incredible. I want more limerick battles between Jordan and Conan.
“Like a gorilla” savage Jordan
Laugh at that
I would be fine with Jordan narrating every ad. Not just those on Conan's show. Every single ad.
Our new Chrysler will get you to various places.
I think the sponsors wouldn't have much to work with tho lol
@@Bonesince1997 They would have to take the chance for improvised copy. The key would be that he'd only accept sponsors he personally approves.
Team Coco you’re honestly great,
Deep humor we must all contemplate,
Some say Conan’s a gimmick,
And may ignore Jordan’s limerick,
But those fools have no comedy taste!
❤❤❤
*limerick
boom
Only Iron Mike
can wistfully contemplate
and rhyme great with taste
Conan just made that limerick on the spot! It made sense and rhymed 😂😭😂😭 Conan's wit knows no bound fr
The only times I haven't skipped Ads is because Conan is involved.
I'll go even further, I've rewatched the Bidet Ad a couple times
Jordan Schlansky is a LEGEND! Up there with the all time greats.
I will never get tired of Conan and Jordan, never ever.
Awe, Conan said Jordan did a good job at the end. For some reason that warms my heart.
I think Jordan actually gave a GREAT honest and straightforward ad that's actually valuable
This made me cackle like you wouldn't believe. Genuine, laugh out loud. Please for the love of god just go all in on the Conan and Jordan Show.
The thing is, Jordan is mostly right about everything, it’s just all in the delivery. Lol
Yeah. He is very knowledgeable.
There is no doubt in that.
But This goes without saying but his claim to fame is him being super serious square personality & not letting loose, having fun.
He acts way too serious & doesnt let loose & just have fun for one time. Sometimes i feel sad that he takes life so seriously.😅
i think he is on the spectrum.
@@DolphinsAreBetterThanHumans it doesn't help him at all that he uses very formal speech. His word choice is never casual, which makes him sound much more arrogant. I do appreciate someone who has a great knowledge of the proper use of words, his vocabulary is excellent
@@HaHaThatIsFunny see thats why i said that he is def on the spectrum because things like this is out of his control eventhough people point it out to him being rude or not showing emotions to anything (his blank stare with no facial emotion)
How many time conan has said this openly to him.
He's wrong about things all the time, but the confidence he has about it is palpable!
Thing is, no he isn't 😆
This might actually be the most effective ad ever
Is the product good? Is it average? There's literally only one way to find out
This is GOLD!!! Please more content with Jordan on TH-cam!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
They should just give Jordan his own format where he can talk about anything he enjoys for an hour or so. A lot of people would watch that.
"I like a beautiful looking box to surround me" - Jordan Schlansky
A lot of those "contests" back in the 70's, 80's and 90's had no winner, or if they did, they were given to people working at the company. I enjoy watching vintage commercials and when I see a contest, I always look up the winners, and the majority, were scandal or purposely went nowhere. So Jordan shouldnt feel bad, that limerick was amazing.
Conan being able to do a complete ad commercial for Lady Crackers from 1951 off the cuff from is hilarious 😂
Fun fact: Conan's normal voice is a spokesman from 1951. It's while he's mic'd up, he has to fake a modern accent.
@@taputechnic i'd listen to an audio book of him using that voice lol, its so funny
Whole time I was thinking, hello my baby hello my darling 😂💨
Please give Jordan his own show . This guy is something from another planet
Thing is that only Conan could possibly keep him in check, it needs the duo
"I like a beautiful looking box to surround me,"
-Jordan Schlansky
Jordan Schlansky MUST be protected at all costs! 😂 😂 😂
From what?
The Guinness Limerick by Conan was fantastic and showed Jordan what a true maestro can do. Jordan's was very good and sophisticated. But Conan's was funny as hell 😅 I think this is the first time I felt like Jordan came out his shell and ranted about something he is upset about that's not related to Conan! And it made him feel more relatable and like a close friend of Conan rather than their usual shtick.
This is Golllld! Thank you for still producing these Moments Gentlemen!!
Man Conan’s on spot limerick proves again that he’s one of the quickest minds in tv&comedy
as a professional songwriter his limerick was actually objectively AMAZING (except for the completely arbitrary use of "no doubt" just for the next lyric to work but still genuinely really good which I did NOT expect)
Conan was also unironically f*cking great 😭😭😭😭😭
I love old-timey conan so much
This is why Jordan is MVP. And also why Conan will NEVER fire him. He's too valuable and gets things done. Does the work of 10 people in half the time.
Conan has found a funny way to immortalize ADs. These are priceless!
Like a gorilla....another instant classic!!!
Jordan is the gift that keeps on giving 😂
You guys have got to get Jordan Schlansky and Flula Borg in the same place at the same time.
Jordan improv'd an entire essay on the philosophy of art for like ten minutes on the Conan show once.
2:57 you can hear Conan wind up into his old-timey announcer voice it's perfect
Conan is just in permanent "deranged Vaudevillian" mode now 😂
4:25 the move in on Jordan as he suddenly accessed an angry memory was perfect.
The real pot of gold at the end of the Rainbow is the Jordan and Conan show - PURE GOLD!
The beautiful thing is both of them came up with impressive ads on the spot.
Bruh this guy still feels cgi to me 😂😂😂 this is the best duo in the history of duo’s can yall please do the travel sketch’s again and make it a whole show!!!
Billion dollar company. Jordan has spoken. I'd buy anything he approved of.
I love it when these two are together.
Classic gold from Jordan. He always delivers,
When Conan did the Lady and Lauder ad I almost died
This is another level. And I feel Conan is more himself here. It is just wild! Love both of these together!
Omg Conan flexing his improv muscles was hilarious
The only way a radio show will survive in this century is with Jordan as a co-host
Jordan is trying to educate people about processed oils and salt content which means he actually cares more for people's well being deep down. 🥰
Only the examples he gave are wrong. Rapeseed oil is similar to olive oil for heart health. Butter is unhealthy.
best duo
I love Jordan so much ♥️♥️♥️
Excellent. Keep Jordan coming back as much as humanly possible!
Please keep Jordan in on all episodes.
Well it's called "The Conan and Jordan Show" so he probably will be on all episodes.
I don't think it's a good idea. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love seeing Conan and Jordan together and I die laughing each time I see them, but I feel like has to be something special, like an occasional treat for the viewers. I don't thing it is a good idea to make their interactions a regular and expected thing. Just my opinion.
@@krd1styour opinion is wrong. Jordan all day everyday.
@@Commenting800 Okay buddy, you can have it.
@@krd1st Again, this is a regular show, so "interactions" will be regular. We will have it.
Jordan knows about the seed oil scam. I can't help but like him even more.
His limerick was actually really good. It has the perfect meter, the perfect amount of syllables and its rhymes were thematic and complex.
He should have won.
Eh? He pronounced Eire incorrectly, he rhymed Ennis with Guinness (picking an Irish town just for the rhyme & it doesn't even work!) - it just sounded clumsy and contrived. You don't really think his limerick "was actually really good"
@@oldoddjobs that’s called a slant rhyme and it is a legitimate strategy for composing a poem. Your idea of rhyming is rather anachronistic.
@@Senriamyes… shallow AND pedantic
@@oldoddjobsI suppose I could understand your sentiment regarding his rhyming scheme, though I disagree with you, but seeing as the item in question is from Ireland, I see no reason why the antagonist of the limerick wouldn’t also be from an Irish town.
How can you not love Jordan. Love these 2 ding dongs!
"I like a beautiful looking box to surround me" Well he should know, there are about 400 boxes in his office.
Pure comedic gold! I love these 2 guys interacting. its like a Seinfeld episode but shorts.
These two are the best comic duo currently!
I'm honored to see this in the first hour of the this dropping it on youtube!
Jordan is a man of various talents
somehow these two get better and better together and they've always been the best
I watch Jordan schlansky Conan videos to fall asleep, their Italy trip or when he sees coffee being made.
I will never tire of these.
Thank you Sirius
Give this guy a job on team Coco. I hear he can do many various tasks.
There should be more of this, this is fantastic! 😂
Voice like smooth gravy
It's segments like this that prove to me that Conan is the God of his of his particular corner of the comedy Universe.
God I really needed Jordan today thanks😂❤
i really do love jordan, the way he pushes conan’s buttons is just hilarious
I'm a simple man, I see jordan I click
5:13 Jordan turning his head to get into his limerick zone. 😂
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