Weekend Update on Rudy Giuliani's Confessions - SNL
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 พ.ค. 2018
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including Rudy Giuliani admitting President Donald Trump knew about the Stormy Daniels payment.
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“Colluder says what?!” “Questions are only a trap if you’re lying”
Weekend Update always gets me to laugh!!
Michael Che you a real one for that Stormy Daniels joke 😂
"Challenging you to a hot air Balloon Race around the world." is the perfect description for the guy.
Colin coming behind Michael's jokes, his face lol
😂🤣
MY stomach hurts from Laughing so much! This week's show has been one of the best!.
Stefan Herns donald glover made that show awesome and I hardly ever watch I did for him though
Kings of dementia comedy tour😆😆😆😆
"Colluder says what?"
Dang it, SNL, start posting the full Weekend Update in one clip, please.
It's hilarious and deserves to be seen in whole.
“Are there different FBI’s for white people and black people?”
-Michael Che, 2018
"Are there different FBI's for white people and black people?" Beautiful :)
Jesus Che was on fire!
Who's Jesus Che?
Looked a lot like Che Guevara, drove a diesel van...
@burnforce Michael Che
BK Bands Che *is* fire! 😍
+burnforce my goddamn own personal savory Savior...black bJesus breincarnated
These boys are so ruthless. I love it.
That Stormy burn....hilarious
Hillary, Obama, McCain & others literally sold out America!
They wanted us basically dead to reduce the population.
"King of dementia comedy tour"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🤦🤦🤦😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That last line about hot-air ballooning 😂 Totally made the sketch.
Don’t shit on Biscuits and Gravy chips!!!
F’ing brilliant ❤️🤣🤣🤘❤️
Anyone notice Trump's doctor looks like the scientist in Independence Day?
Brent Spiner?
"I asked Stormy to come on update, but her agent said no, because if she's seen on camera with a black guy, her price goes down". Damn.
Truth... Ask Alexis Texas.
Richard Dower Right, I guess white guys don't like seeing black guys bang them, are they that insecure or what?
noneya123 Of course they are, that's also why they have so many guns. Obvious is obvious.
BigBadJerry Rogers what are you talking about?
It's true.
Check her vids, nothing but white.
FBI/MLK joke-squeezed that in right under the radar. Wowza.
Che’s killing it!
If DJT could secure the same identical circumstances that were granted to Hillary Clinton, then why not sit to an interview to answer the questions. But, everybody knows Donald Trump is not gonna get the Hillary Clinton treatment.
You know, not under oath, not recorded and pretty much meaningless. All that the U.S. government Central Bankers have left in their arsenal is an alien invasion.
*Ernie Olivares* oh my gosh why do you guys still bring up Hillary? What does she have to do with Trump and these allegations against him and or his team?
Alien invasion? Crazy. Talk. @@cashgoldernie515
"Have you been hurt in a trip or fall"
I like how slightly uncomfortable Colin gets after Michael's jokes.
Its understandable, the guy is a tasteless bigot.
RJ oh stfu
A tasteless bigot that writes the whole set...
RJ
Whoa - where did that come from?
Troubled Sole my guess is it came from the right wing
Michael Che was on fire on this one 🔥👏🏽👏🏽
Michael Che! 😍
This administration is such a circus. It was unimaginable even two years ago..Making America Great again ?? Hardly.
manbtm1 It's like a bad joke with no punch line that gets progressively worse...with tears instead of laughter.
Michael Che was on fire!!!! Omg!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Che speaketh the truth..
Michael Che went in
Giuliani and tRump!! Who knew there was TWO "Stable Geniuses" excited ;_;
Yes, pure geniuses....isnt KARMA a bitch though....lol
TAINOS FOR TRUMP!!
Colluder say's what?
Sean Sbragia Russia.
"I asked Stormy to come on update, but her agent said no, because if she's seen on camera with a black guy, her price goes down".
cold blooded. lol
Trump's old doctor reminds me of Brent Spiner's character from Independence Day
Props to Che for handling those FBI and MLK lines well.
That FBI joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true
Power Power
Its sad that its true and fucked up
It is not true and it is just racist crap.
fleshTH you should pick up a history book and see what the FBI did to MLK.
If the FBI hates Liberals does that mean Trump is a liberal? I don't think any president has ever been at war with the FBI like Trump.
The FBI didnt break laws over Clinton. In fact, it went out of it's way to not implicate her.
"Kings of Dementia Comedy Tour." XD
MythicTyrant. his orange ass is B-U-S-T--E-D!!!! lolol
Chad Chailer what is funny about that? That isn’t how jokes work you fucking moron. You should have just said , “you know what’s really funny, is that I’m a racist!” Hilarious!
that line is one of legend.
Dude, butt hurt?
I just spit up my coffee when I heard that!
Avenatti has made it in life!
The ultimate honor... He was featured on Weekend Update.
He will be 'honored' in a PRISON shower stall soon enough...you are such a fool...lol
You were too years to late in that judgement. So the fool would be you. @@latainadeborique
My grandma funneled me $5 for my birthday.
The balloon race one really got me lol
The Ty Cobb joke---awesome.
Doesnt that picture of Trump's doctor remind you of the scientist from the movie Independence Day? When the alien is talking thru the glass talking to the president? lol
beach side You mean Data from Star Treck?
Maybe that's his part time gig.
That is what I thought! And I was hoping one of the Late Night hosts would make that joke but no one did.
I'm glad it wasn't just me. :D
I've been trying to put my finger on that for a year. Thank you for freeing up so much brain space
HELL YEAH...the one that the alien killed after using him to talk through! So funny!
the MLK bit was brutal... and horrifyingly accurate LOL
BISCUITS AND GRAVY LAYS ARE HEAVEN HOW DARE YOU
Quinzella lol are they really that good? I need a bag asap!!
yeesss
Ty Cobb will forever be the man who has a name like a _Star Wars_ villain, but the face of a candy store owner who hides a magical door that leads to his realm of everlasting candies and sodas
Looking at Trumps ex doctors photo and Ty Cobbs photo reminds me of characters from a movie comedy.
alonzo calvillo Don't forget Steve Bannon! And the creep file is nearly complete. 😝
You know the games over when they put Rudy in…
lol
TheAnyfingname Yeah, they're scraping the bottom of the barrel now. What next, the governator? 😂 Or bring back a Bush? 😂 Maybe they can a lawyer in the yellow pages...
You know your Desperate when you hire rudy lol
Lol, Avenatti was so speechless, he only appeared on 20 shows later that night.
Wonder if he's talking STILL while in prison...you people are FOOLS..
(He who laughs first...well you idiots SHOULD know the rest)
I trust SNL news over FOX news any day
JC amen to that good comment
Still trust SNL for their BOGUS FAKE SKITS, pendejo?
*LOVE WEEKEND UPDATE*
Like the Fibonacci Number Sequence, life, the gold market and the commodities market the Central Bankers are so predictable. They're readying to bring the economy down to fair market value of 5000 pt's. Get ready to witness a good old friendly fight on a saw dust floor.
Central Bankers will not get away with with blaming President Trump and steal from the people, like they did in 2008.
But what about the Illuminati? And who do they want in the NBA finals?
"Even if you don't have enough evidence,
Just frame them."
"KINGS OF DEMENTIA COMEDY TOUR"!!!
The best name for this presidency ever!
Should've went with "Cobb will return to his old job... serving up buckets of chicken... mostly to trump."
AnonyMouse "Cobb should return to his old job.......
Burning papers in Trump tower.
AnonyMouse I a
Dear Weekend Update, can you just upload one video with the full segment? Splitting is quite annoying and you can afford to upload a 15 minute video.
“Tackled his own quarterback.” - while in their own end zone. See also:
“Bunted into a triple play with the bases loaded,” “Kicked into his own goal at the 89th minute of a scoreless match” or, most recently, “Gave the game away twice like the Sixers did.”
Wait.... billionaires sleep around? I had no idea that happened.
That MLK joke was just savage
Say what you want but Michael Che was speaking facts....🤷🏿♂️🤙🏾
Um...not quite...he's a leftist puppet
The Robert Mueler Band is performing the Sting song "Every Breath You Take" in the doorway of the Oval Office... "Every move you make, every lie you fake, every vow you break...every move you make, I will be watching you"
One of the best Weekend Updates ever!
Rudy of you’re reading this I heard that down in Florida they got nice cozy little houses for Guys your age . I think you ought to check it out........ 😎
Rudy has more energy than you could ever have...he's got the scoop on alot of DUMMYCRATS too....lol
Crowd can't handle a few truth bombs.
inkbl0ts yeah unfortunately
Soooooo good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've seen Trump's doctor smashing watermelons in a Las Vegas show.
rabit818 ahh gallagher reference? Lol how refreshing
Killed it Lol
‘Kings of Dementia Comedy Store’ 😂😂😂😂
The 'Have you been hurt in a trip or fall?' legal team. 😂
I think I like watching these guys' reactions to _each other's_ jokes, as much as the jokes themselves.
"...why is this taking so long?..." to get this jerk out of the White House??!!
lol those fbi jokes were p funny ngl.
Hahahahahaha! Michael Che! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watching this two years later; we were so innocent back then.
For a moment, I thought: "Wow .. she looks like the real Stormy ...."
salvatore palazzo wrong video
TCt83067695 Thanks, you're right... i was LOL....
Finally real news.
The Opposition, the Illuminati are falling apart and are resisting returning to the founding.
Will Lebron James save us from the Illuminati or is he secretly in charge?
except it's not
It's a comedy show. Not a news channel
Aww you gonna cry about a comedy show making jokes??
Best WU clip yet. No stupid impressions, just awesome jokes from Che and Jost.
Best Update in years.
This was so hilarious!
I love the fact that this video is long enough for me to have а smoke.
MC Drengo yes sir!
Kings of dementia comedy tour omg lmaooo im dying 😭
although Michael a Rough Comment yet True
this is why i love SNL so much. you can always count on trump skits every Saturday night.
Ah yes...propoganda via comedy...and the brown shirts love it!!
@@latainadeborique it’s truth through comedy but ight
I love the Biscuits & Gravy chips! Those things are delicious!
Blah64 I liked the mushroom ones better, but now you cant find any of them anywhere anymore
Blah64 do they actually taste like biscuits & gravy? if so put them back on the market dammit lol
🗣”Bitch you try to trap me...!” 💓 it 😂😂😂😂
Sadly ...omfg sadly this is real news
Really? I beg to differ...you still agree?
Tom Hartman talks about how back in the 60's during the Civil Rights movement and then the anti war movement, everyone knew who the FBI plant was in the room: They were the ones calling for violent or illegal actions.
so they could get stormy daniels for the cold open but not for weekend update?
maybe her attorney advised against it?
joshfactor1 trying
SNL you guys rocked it last night. It was beautiful and having Miss Daniels on there stating that there's a storm a-comin priceless.
This one is just pure, pure gold.
you know it's bad when snl is punching holes in your story.
Respect when it’s 4:20 minutes long
Che always comes with the fire woke jokes lol
Hillarious, especially the last jokes!
Like Michael said, why is this taking so long? Remember Bill Clinton's scandal, that seemed to move toward impeachment rather quickly.
There's so much more dirt and lies to dig up on Trump.
Have you seen the very long impeachment joke that's going on now??? You are an idiot....
Can't figure out if Rudy Giuliani looks more like Uncle Fester or Grandpa Munster.
RoadCaptainEntertain Yeah, but he's his own monster.😂
RoadCaptainEntertain - more like Gollum from Lord of the Rings to me...
There appears to be no end in sight, in terms of the loss of mental functioning for those suffering from the Leftist pathogen.
RoadCaptainEntertain don't insult those good men by comparing them to Rudy.
Penguin. Doby?
Run time is 420
Whattup insomniacs
Mariano Velazquez Howdy!
I try to stay up but I'm getting old Mariano lol
Max Coffin Thanks for caring, I already live here.
Mariano Velazquez fuck that racist he just proved how most trump supporters are stupid bigots
*SNL’s in the building!!*
45 Is Up Shit Creek ; I Look Forward To The Day He's No Longer In Office ‼️🙌🏾😂🇺🇸😜💪🏾
Natalie Bookman Amen! Enough of the daily shit-show.
lmao that Twin Peaks reference, love that show!
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