Weekend Update: Trump’s Final 2020 Election Message - SNL
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 มิ.ย. 2024
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like deaths due to COVID-19 being linked to President Trump’s campaign rallies.
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Hearing Michael Che laugh in the background when Colin says a joke shows how beautiful their friendship is
"ok"
"You just married Scarlett Johansson and I just bought an electric bike, we are both doing equally great things"
Except one is married to Scarlet.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII don't think so "Mikachay". I don't think you can have the same amount of fun with an electric bike as a Scarlett Johansson.
As a dorky Luke Skywalker pointed out to Han, she's rich and I suspect the electric bike isn't.
@@ineffable1129 Wait... You made a Star Wars joke, worried about her being rich? Jost has some of his own money. The reason you marry Scarlett Johansson is because she's f*cking gorgeous, and you get to have sex with her... And you thought Luke Skywalker is dorky, but you are talking about her money? Get it together man.
this is her third marriage,, so there could be fourth who knows..
The writer who came up with that description of Jared deserves a raise.
Lol it was Colin. He writes his own jokes.
@C A Colin's a baller for sure.
Colin and Che are the co-head writers of the show so it was probably them.
i always thought he looked like the creepy doll from that movie The Boy
@@goombapizza6335 🔥
"Your gaslighting isn't enough to keep me warm" is low-key a Lana Del Rey lyric though, right?
lol
“Your poetry’s bad and you blame the news.” “You act like a kid even though you stand six-foot-two,” Close Enough
@@eIioperlman eyy nice username
No one knows who that is
Sounds more Taylor swift, Lana writes fewer fake deep “makes you think” lines based on 4th grade level word association and more actual good ones
Jared always looks like he's witnessing a hate crime, but secretly agrees.
Vote Blue
Because in reality that's what he does!.....lol
He's openly delighted.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sums up everyone around trump 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He looks like the alien dude from Vivarium
" Even if you like trump, you have to be exhausted!!" They are, but they'll never admit it.
I like Trump and the best is yet to come. Second wind. you ain't ever pushed yourself? Maybe why you're a loser.
@@vincentramirez1477 What does this even mean
" Even if you like trump, you have to be exhausted!!" They are, but they'll never admit it.
@@vincentramirez1477 maybe you should go learn proper english
@@vincentramirez1477 Nice try boris! Lol!! tRump is HISTORY!!
"We might both get drafted in the race war" killed me 😂
Rappers are not black leaders!😂
Everyone needs to hear this
Wut
Yeah we should listen to these celebrities, not those celebrities.....
@@cjb2836 1:56
@@luts5688 🌊
Your politicians are not "leaders"
"So basically, The Voice"
I LOST it
Yeah, that was funny!
cmon the voice!!!!
“Jared Kushner looks like a child just out for a funeral.”...... That had me rolling.
"dressed up for a funeral" but it's funny either way
🗣 “that’s what I doooo!” - Obama 2020
That was the funniest thing 😂
Jared does look like he’s always going to a funeral.
He's contributed to over 200,000 of them, so yea.
@Chemical Thinking Hahah, this is excellent
I think Jared looks like a woman trying to be a man.....Jesus...those eyebrows!🤣
Yes, he does. But I think a lot of the laughter that joke got was from people like me who looked at Jared, and looked at Colin, and thought, "it takes one to know one!" I wonder how old Colin will get before he looks like he's out of college. Maybe he's like Paul Rudd and he'll look young forever. (And please note, I'm a fan of Colin and I'm not trying to put him down.)
~~ I see a Nazi uniform .
"Designated driver" us probably my favorite Biden description.
Why though? Biden supported involvement in the middle east as early as 1998 and praised bush multiple times for his wars in Iran and Iraq. The major bills he drafted where all about incarceration for minor crimes which mostly affected African Americans, he also opposed the desegregation of schools. He flip flops between franking and the green new deal depending on which state he is talking in; is incredibly ambivalent about whether or not he will pack the court which could erode the integrity of the least partisan branch of government (every time rode v wade has been discussed by SCOTUS the Republicans have held a 6 to 3 majority and still decided to upheld it). Not to mention the myriad of lies he has told to the American public that where quickly proven to be false (his medal story, marching with mlk, imprisonment with mandela, plagiarizing speeches, being the "top of his class"). This guy has been in political power for 40+ years and done little to make this a better country.
As opposed to Donald who had spent four years in office undermining our democracy (did you see he encouraged those dipshits in Texas who tried to run the Biden bus off the road?), golfing, pulling out of international agreements, shitposting on twitter, pardoning criminals, and attempting to bribe foreign governments to do his bidding.
Yeah, I'll take Biden every day. (And fwiw Biden has plenty of accomplishments, the Violence Against Women Act, the Paris Climate Accords, the auto industry recovery, the assault rifle ban, etc.)
@@ConnorShea The assault rifle ban had no effect in crime (crime lowered at the same rate it had for the past decades), the Paris accord was ignored by China and India (the 2 countries with the highest co2 emissions), and the auto industry was bound to recover so it was the safest possible bet. I do agree with the shit posting, but completely disagree with undermining democracy. Every mistake big or small of Trump and his presidency has been aired to the public (something unprecedented in our time), social media and news networks exercise their freedom of expression with no fear of repercussions no matter how false or radical their opinion might be. As for pulling out of international agreements, I honestly don't see how that is bad, the vast majority hampered the American economy or subsidized other countries economy and military with little to no benefit for our taxpayers.
I would prefer my designated driver not to be senile
@@frking100 I get tired of Trump and his supporters whining about media mistreatment. For 8 years Fox hammered Obama on the economy. "Can't hit 3% GDP growth" "Unemployment numbers are made up, 195 million are really out of work", etc., etc. The ONLY thing Trump is hanging his hat on is the economy, but I'm wondering why the MSM isn't pointing out he hasn't hit 3% GDP growth. Or that his job gains are lower than Obama's were. Yeah, they admonish him for all of his lies, but they could easily be hammering him on the fact that he's the only president to have a massive tax cut that didn't spur the economy. He still got the normal deficit spending that comes with a tax cut. We were starting to see signs of a recession before COVID took him off the hook for that, but somehow he has convinced people that the market equates to the economy. And even there, the DJIA is lower today than it was on January 26, 2018. Nearly 3 years at a loss, but we hear nothing.
Ok but why’s no one talking about that constipated Accountant joke though... I died all 3 times
Because that joke has been around for years
@@tintomara6209 have I just literally been living under a rock then?
@@VeronaRoma7546 It depends.The joke was around at least 40 years ago in a slightly different form (a mathematician,instead of an accountant) but that was in the U.K.If you're from the U.S it may just have taken longer to circulate over there.
@@tintomara6209 I have never heard that before
+1000
“That’s what I do!!!” Wow! The man is the man!!!
And "That's what we going to do!!!" Again
I did not expect Obama making that shot. 😂 That was perfect.
how are people not mentioning this what a legend
tbf if i had to bet on a president to sink a 3 it would be obama
IMO Obama is my favorite US president due almost solely to the fact that he is just so CHILL. He’s the kind of guy you just want to be friends with. He has a amazing sense of humor and is last speech as president was a literal stand up comedy!
Kinda feels like they should just give Che and Jost their own show
If they did, snl probably wouldn't be able to keep running lmao
No! I downvoted your comment just on that premise...
Or put them on The Daily Show. Trevor Noah just isn't cutting it.
Also, nice to see them give a shoutout to Gilbert Gottfried (who, if you can believe it, was a cast member on the show 40 years ago).
@@canaisyoung3601 Trevor is killing it.
@@canaisyoung3601 Che was on the Daily Show right before he got on SNL
I love how Che is just so done- he’s a total mood
He’s hilarious and is some of the inspiration for my own show!
Jared looks like he's laying in an open casket.
😅😅🤣
👀🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Always ready for a funeral.
wheezing
With Over plucked eyebrows
"He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil" 😂😂😂😂😂
No! It's: "He couldn't BUDGE IT, so he had to work it out with a pencil"! Even MORE hilarious! lol
@Tatea I would say it's "budge it" but a play on words the other way. If you write it "budget," the joke's not clear
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Jared really looks like the kid in that one SNL commercial skit where Fischer Price makes wells for your child to stare into.
“Jared Kushner, who also looks like a child dressed up for a funeral”
Me:😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t wait for this election to be over.
Me too
That exactly what I said everyday😊
@JZ's Best Friend Really, don't celebrate too hard, America. I worry we're going to need to have our wits about us. Trump likes to end things with fireworks.
I can't wait for #45 to be over with....in any way.
You said it!
If the race wars tear apart Micheal and Colin, I'll riot.
This honestly feels like an actual news report and not an SNL video
Kind of like how The Onion has seemed no more far-fetched than reality these last few years.
That's b/c its not comedy.
Aww soo happy for Colin and Scarlett. They're so frigging cute. She's beaming in all their photos.
I can safely say that my dad has not gotten any extra money when a person died of Covid- the only thing he got was extra hours and eventually, the virus himself.
Edit: OMG I'm so overwhelmed by the love, thank you guys so much❤️❤️❤️
Hope he gets better.These irresponsible trump followers should not be given any doctor's or nurse's care ,since they love to mock them. Bad enough he called our soldiers losers, now this?? Unbelievable!
Let us know how your real hero father is doing! We hope when he' s better he will take a siesta💙
Wish your dad well.
100%... Thank your Dad for his service. #FirstResponder
We care so much. Your Father’s life really matters to us all. God bless and healing prayers.
Colin went IN tonight lol especially on Jared whatshisface 🤣
"The president isn't trying to kill his supporters. He is actually killing his supporters."
Well I and over 6,000 where I vote are alive voting Trump. Yes we have an organization so we know
@Wakanda Forever A democratic administration was in charge of the covid response?
🇺🇲 BIDEN 2020🇺🇲
@Wakanda Forever that's exactly where tRump belongs! He can't remember what he says from on sentence to the next.
@Wakanda Forever
The virus came from more places then China. We needed a unified effort to prevent the spread of the virus. We have no leadership at the top and the strategy of every state for themselves was never going to work.
“That’s what I do!” I was so happy and yet so sad to see Obama. Miss him!!
There is another "Obama" coming
@Colleen Jenkins Me too! I miss the intelligence we had in office. I'm thankful that we have Joe Biden as our president now as Joe brings with him years, even decades, of public service. Whilst that orange faced braying jackass T'rump has only used the office for personnel gain, Creepy!
Michael dying at the Jared Kushner joke 😂
Thank you guys for the best medicine against all we're going through--laughter! You're the best Colin, Ché, and all of SNL!
I wasn’t a huge Obama supporter but, God, I miss him. Heck, after these last 4years, I miss Nixon
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Heck I miss bush, at least he was straight forward, and decent
*WHEEZE*
Be careful... This lowers the bar for Biden, who isn't going to do anything useful
@@no_peace At least Biden hasn’t sent out inciting, bullying tweets. That’s already a step in the right direction
Fun fact: Bill Clinton, the president from 20 years ago, is a few months younger than the youngest candidate on the current presidential ticket
Edit: 28 years ago
I know right? Why are we putting these old men in office??? They should retire, that isn't an easy job. Seriously which job at anyone's workplace would they be trying to start a 70 year old on? So we're so weird...
@@oakinwol I agree. There should be much younger, sharper, more energetic and vibrant people to lead. It's their future, after all.
It mirrors society. The Baby Boomer generation won’t let go because they fear the Millenials will ruin everything, meanwhile the millenials are trying to afford food and to while getting calls from their boomer parents every hour for zoom tech support lol.
Yet he looks to be 157 yrs old. He’s in bad shape. That adrenachrome isn’t doing him any good
@@oakinwol so much better than having a longtime, racist con man. Unqualified and incompetent. Worst ever dividing the US since day 1 of his campaign bashing Blacks, Latinos, Mexicans, women, etc. 45 is a wannabe fascist dictator. No National Covid plan 9 months later, no healthcare plan or infrastructure, etc
"Jared Kushner, who always looks like a child dressed up for a funeral".
That was so spot on!
Omg... thats exactly it 🤣🤣🤣
Hell yeah. He should be a new family member on the Adam's family. They don't even need make up for him. He naturally looks like the walking dead. Lmaooooo 😂😂😂
Dude had me in tears with that.....because thats exactly how you would describe how he looks to someone.
😅😅😅
"That's what I do" ~American finest President BO
Huge congratulations to Colin and Scarlet! Thank you for giving us the first GOOD news in AGES!
Can't believe our baby Colin is now a married man
You are sexy pexy Latino American 🇺🇸
To an avenger no less
He's gotten so big.
I'm so proud🥺
@@tigqc pause lol
Colin's hair is on a dapper level.
He’s lady has taken him to another level I believe
Jude MelRoses YESS!!!!🥰
Straight Dude here... I would.
Dorian Knorr Yeah, meanwhile he just married Scarlett Johansson. You?🤣🤣🤣🤣
scarlett likes it
why can’t they just upload the weekend updates in order, dammit
Yeah I think we all just want the cold open
Who cares 🙄
Get over it. You can actually watch it in any order you want.
or entirely.
SNL be playing mind games with us
That clip of Obama is just badass.
....WITH the pimp walk away after hitting the shot.
Everything about Obama is badass. *sigh*
I can't stop smiling
“That’s what I dooo” haha
Big Mike is the only badass in that family.
I think these two are my favorite on SNL❤️ Great chemistry.
Vote out Mango Mussolini, AKA Cheeto Von Tweeto on November 3rd.
Scarlett: Colin, what’d you wanna do for our honeymoon?
Colin: Well, Che and I were thinking about savagely ripping Trump a new one-
Scarlett: Say no more.
I've been waiting for the day she comes back as Ivanka.
@@mrsinister8978: Dude, that episode the other week when the Trump family was on update? Colin visibly and audibly became giddy at the prospect of “Ivanka” coming on stage, only to have it be “Tiffany” instead. lol
@@kensredemption that was a missed opportunity, but a good surprise nonetheless. Scarlett is very busy & Ivanka hasn't really been in news, tho her husband has and there's a lot of material they can do there. Imagine Ivanka coming on Weekend update to defend her Jared's dumb statement.
Savagely ripping a new one???
All I heard was snowflakes gently landing on a pile of dog shit
@@righteoustruthspeaker7507 Trump is losing.
Jared Kushner looks like Percy on the movie The Green Mile.
"Muppet doctor." I screamed. :)
OMG that description of Jared had me laughing out loud; had to pause the video so I wouldn't miss the stuff after it.
Wait A minute Jared Kushner always look like a child dressed up for a funeral I'm dead~😵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Colin: “Jared Kushner, who *ALWAYS* looks like a child dressed for a funeral”
People watching this video: *”WHY? COLIN WHY?”*
Jared the entitled man. What does he know about being poor .
He's about to find out.
Exactly! This is the same guy who had to get his daddy to pay $2.5 million to get him into Harvard.
@Eric Swartzmiller where is intelligence.
@Eric Swartzmiller what money, Jared's 200 million dollar loan from the middle east, Ivanka's copyrights in China, or what is on Tramp's taxes he is working super hard to conceal and who he owes 400,000,000 dollars to? Which one?
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Saved by doctors then put them down is really classy!
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@Janet Benz Please. Will you just stop and go away. How pitiful you and your life has to be, to actually support Donald Trump.
Please just stop - go away, to more of his rallies. Please.
Psalms 51:10
That constipated accountant joke nearly killed me.
I can't stop smiling at the ring on Colin's finger
sameee
😊🥰
That ring looks good on Colin’s hand! Congratulations!
Colin's face is priceless lol....love how che says "it's a kids joke...whatever" 😁😁😁
this man just hit a corner 3, grabbed his coffee and walked off...we miss u Barry
Nice shot for a Communist who allowed illegal aliens in, gave guns to Mexico leading to the death of federal agents, and tanking the economy by giving home loans to broke people...
@@markh.6687 Nice try pushing a false narrative. Those home loans were given out way before his Presidency and the economy tanked in late 2007 before he was even in office. He actually brought the economy back after it tanked. In a bid to curb cross-border gun smuggling, the U.S. scheme allowed people to illegally buy arms in the United States and take them to Mexico so that the weapons could be tracked and lead law enforcement officials to crime bosses. Some of those guns were subsequently blamed for the fatal shootings of both Mexican and U.S. citizens. These sting operations were started initially by GWBush. Communist? He literally did the same thing Trump did by giving "stimulus" to Wall Street?
@@Power_Cosmic27 I don't think Mark H. is smart enough to promote a false narrative. He's just that clueless about facts and time lines, not that facts matter to Trump supporters anyway.
@@jefflarson1652 You're right.
@@Power_Cosmic27 Pity you have your "alternative facts" completely wrong.
"How Obama bankrupted black homeowners" (www.investors.com/politics/editorials/fingerprints-of-obama-on-subprime-foreclosure-crisis/). Oh yeah, Bush was OUT OF OFFICE Jan. 2009, some 10 months before Obama greenlighted "Fast and Furious in November 2009" (www.newsmax.com/FastFeatures/barack-obama-scandal-atf-fast-and-furious/2014/12/28/id/613434/). Fast and Furious FAILED, with guns still unrecovered and untraced! So you're zero for two on your nonsense.
"Jared Kushner looks like a child dressed for a funeral" 🤣🤣😂😂👍🏾👍🏾
I’m from Omaha where the hypothermia rally happened… let’s just say our district voted biden by almost 10 points last year
The constipated accountant joke had me wheezing 😂😂.
Jost & Che are ALWAYS great, but that low-key 3-pointer from Obama was F'ing sick! :D
"That's what I do!" - AWESOME!
Omg a child dressed for a funeral!😂
I’m in Nebraska and this hit home hard
Hitting corner 3's is what Obama does.
Can't lie. That was pretty badass.
Most effortlessly cool person ever. Say what you will, we were proud to be American back then.
@J C at least he ain’t get the American citizens killed in his own rallies lol
@J C thank you
Barracks got a jumper :)
Please let this be the end of our national nightmare 🙏🏻
Yes let this be the end for the three-time loser and you
@@derekschrader8763 How did that election turn out for you cork liquor...........
It is.
or so we thought
Thasss what I dooo. Mans a treasure. Absolute treasure.
FACT: Every 60 seconds a minute passes
I mean, I really can't argue with that
LIES!!
They stepped on Che’s joke with that wooing. He looked bummed.
That's okay. he's not funny anyway.
@@theivory1 Why are you here?
@@theivory1 took time out of your day to click on this video and just be negative? Sounds exhausting
Don't get complacent. Every single vote for Biden/Harris is a clear message to Trump and the world that Americans reject Trump's message of: divisiveness, hatred, greed, selfishness, incompetence, etc, etc, etc. Vote Blue!
Divisive, hatred, greed, selfishness......Democrats rioting and stealing while Democrat Mayors and Governors do nothing.
Democrats rioting against police shootings and blaming it on Trump........in cities where the police dep't is run by Democrats....Philly, Kenosha, Minneapolis, Louisville, Atlanta, Fergusson MO.
"You just married Scarlett Johansson and I just bought an electric bike, we are both doing equally great."
There, I got tired of people posting the wrong quote and seeing no one fix it, so I just decided to do the right one myself. No one said "things" anywhere in that line, and like 50 idiots just copy/pasted without checking if it was correct trying to earn internet brownie points.
well, for what it's worth, congratulations to Colin and Scarlett
I always look forward to WEEKEND UPDATE
The constipated accountant joke was just another reminder that it's accrual world.
👀
I see what you did there!!!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Someone get deduct tape over his mouth for that pun.
0:31 Love the crowds response 😊🖤
COLIN HAD HIS RING ON NOW!!! 💗💍
Who else noticed the ring on Colin? You can see that he's just started getting used to it😜😜
“That’s what I do!!!”
That's what he does. Sigh.....I love you, Barack Obama.
Sigh...you mean the dude who warned of climate change than bought a huge Hawaii compound with a retaining wall causing erosion to the beach that he fought to keep in place. Yeah he's awesome! Didn't do anything but he talks so nice
@Peggy Wislon yep, read your mind to figure out what BS to sell ya
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Aww I love him too 🤗
@@jennytrans2061 By the way Jen how are those Trump Steaks, going to Trump University this year, got your membership to Mar Lago do you?
Jared definitely looks like he was one of the kids in the movie Children of the Corn 🌾
He looks like the Phantasm undertaker before he got old
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah, he probably got rejected for being too creepy.
Jared's real name is Malachai
😂😂😂
That final "...... Ok...." From Che after the Obama clip was hysterical 😁😋😆💖
What the heck was that place, Colin? 0:53 😂
4:48 - with the 3pointer !
President Obama free throw" bolling on them haters".. best one ever...🤣🤣🤣
Literally and figuratively🤣
You are the biggest loser
"That's what I do". Love it.
That was a chef curry style walk-a-way corner 3 give my man his credits 🏀🏆
@@derekschrader8763bye hater🤣🤣🤣bow down to Obama and stop kissing Trump the Orangutan arssss😂🤣😂🤣lol
They can’t do it without laughing and that makes it even more funny lol 😂
3:27 I love the “ahaha” at the end 😂
If i get drafted for the race war. I'm going to get a doctor's note for my bone spurs.
Lol Putting down the President sounds like a death treat
@@LaneCorbett it is what it is
Yep - I'm ready for the designated driver. Time to get back to normal.
This is fun, but I'm gonna die LOL , Call a designated driver, and "That's what I do!". Good segment, very funny.
How Colin and Scarlett met is a story I WANNA HEAR! Congrats Colin!
"that's what i do".. im literally crying
Thats about all he did!! 🤣 🤣
Meanwhile, Trump is responsible for 200,000+ Covid deaths #biden2020
@@jXmikeX lmao. Trump is responsible huh? You're about as dumb as Biden. You put it all on Trump. Thats hilarious. Please don't procreate.
@@timburns1978 Trump lied. 100's of thousands died.
@@timburns1978 yup...happened on his watch and he continues to do nothing. I would tell you not to 'procreate' but your perpetual virginity will take care of that. Biden won and he will be your next president, so nothing you say really matters. Cry harder.
Jared Kushner always looks like he just got dressed for a funeral. Nice guys
A child who is dressed up for a funeral is funny...🤣
That is the most spot on and hilarious description of Jared I ever heard about anybody. Except maybe calling Trump The Great Pumpkin. Or the Orange Baboon.
Barrack out here living his best life 😭
Been waiting all night for this. Absolutely love Weekend Update
this was fire, as it should be.😎
Hats off to SNL for pulling zero punches 🤘 VOTE!!!!!
I'm loving how the crowd is booing you know who
Lil Wayne thinks bitch is the only word that rhymes with bitch...so.
When the Trump administration is over I'll miss all the Jared metaphors for his looks. My favourite stays John Oliver's "he looks like a ghost that died in the White House two hundred years ago and it's been haunting it ever since"
With trump gone the comedian won't have any material
Don't worry you have four more year of it.
I love John Oliver
Hahahaha president Trump is not going anywhere so you can enjoy four more years
@@johnnybgood58 HE WHO LAUGHS LAST LAUGH BEST REMEMBER THAT A D YOUR LAUGHING NOW IT'S NOT OVER YET
Can have Colin and Michael write the others jokes again. That shit is hilarious
Congrats to Colin and Scarlett