Weekend Update on Cinco de Mayo - SNL
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 พ.ค. 2017
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including how the White House celebrated Cinco de Mayo. Weekend Update meteorologist Dawn Lazarus (Vanessa Bayer) makes her debut and Leslie Jones stops by.
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The first skit made me think I was having a stroke.
Same, I was like “My English might be bad but ik sum is up 💀”
It’s not that far off.
Hap😂
@@NoahSpurrier tat
I actually had a stroke last year. Been on a horrible rollercoaster ever since. Your joke is actually offensive to people like me that are actual survivors of stroke
Dawn Lazarus sounds like that video "What English Sounds Like to Non-English Speakers" or something like that. Where the people are speaking gibberish but it sounds so much like they're saying actual words that it makes your brain feel broken.
So we uh, we-we wrap the bird again. We're at the gate crap frown... You want that? 'Splain for me... splain the jodrink all around the massportation taumble - I'm for masta pofucreen and... and... What for why I do chose furine and all?! One foe I, I bleed the whole chase pertrine?! You wanna get... you wanna get for what?
Omg this is exactly what I was thinkingnof
its very Kyle Mooney too
I’m 5 years late with what was going to be the same comment.
i love colin mocking the "oooh's" after the hillary/pennsylvannia joke LMAOOO
i dont get the joke
"If Leslie Jones appears at the end of a sketch acting vaguely horny and angry at everyone it means the writers couldn't think of an ending" xD Tina Fey you have opened my eyes.
Tina needs to keep sending thank-you notes to Sarah Palin for making her famous.
Tina Fey was already famous six years before Palin was elected gov of Alaska.
Rolling Ormond No, she doesn't. She's been famous for years. Long before she impersonated Sarah Bear-Shooting Palin, she was a successful screenwriter and producer. Get your facts right. And honestly, to me, that Sarah impression isn't her best work.
the thing about the truth is, it often sounds like an insult
Well the joke "Horny giant black woman" was amusing the first time but they played it way too much. I don't even think "LandShark" was done as much as Leslie is horny joke.
Can we just appreciate Leslie and Colin rolling from side to side making crab hand movements in the end?
If you look closely Colin is actually doing spirit fingers for some reason
I love how timid Jost can get around Leslie. His quiet little "Sorry." Lmao
The meteorologist was really an alien trying to mimic human speech.
Omni Codex I thought it was an imitation of trump.
Omni Codex Trump love the uneducated, and 'you're' a perfect example.
Omni Codex Blaming auto correct for your ignorance? Bahhhh
Omni Codex Bahhhh
f tttyy hhgyh
Vanessa Bayer is a national treasure
angelique HAP
angelique HAP
Vanessa bayer is nicolas cage?
I love her too!! ;)
Danielle Dozier
You missed the opportunity for Colin to ask "what type of crabs?"
Colin could've answered about the crabs watching him during sex, "Do my in-laws count?"
The way Colin went all coy and said ''m sorry" after Leslie
told him to never say that again! So cuttteeeeee.
'you always be my vanilla backup' -----dead hahahhah
I never knew I need Michael saying " Yaasss Queen"
That, "Did you get your groove back?" joke with Leslie was way funnier than the audience gave credit for
Expecting a crowd of liberal w-hite ppl to understand that reference is asking a lot. It's envouge to agree with black people on political issues, not actually know them well enough as people to catch references such as that! C'mon, man. Lol. #itsashamereally
@@Caribbean_King well, that got way deeper than a how stella got her groove back joke
@@Caribbean_King yep lmao any black references never get enough laughs or get almost silence for this reason, but I like that they still throw em in anyways
“They celebrated by giving away free trips to Mexico”
I was dead😂😂😂
@@user-um3iy5se6f we barely celebrate cinco de Mayo. It’s mostly Puebla who honors it, and this is just a joke. if u can’t laugh at yourself, it’s gonna be easier for others to make fun of you.
@@user-um3iy5se6f the entire point of weekend update is to make everyone as uncomfortable as they can, I am 100% Mexican and I love the joke it was dark gritty and 100% on point
If you listen closely, you can hear Michael Che saying, "But they're free".
Hap
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Emanuel Tejeda lol
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@@elidolo6993 nah, fuck yours.
Michael Che's reactions to Vanessa's nervous meteorologist really cracked me up.
I think that weather girl character is my new favorite character on SNL
every time colin jost smiles, an angel gets its wings.
Are u even allowed to celebrate Cinco de Mayo if ur building a wall???
Peter Han Trump. Mexicans. Cinco De Mayo. Trump building a wall to keep Mexicans out...cinco is a Mexican holiday...
@ Captain Dingleberry
Do they have a 4th of July in England?
@@stevejordan7275 Saying that they jump from the 3rd to the 5th of July? =P
@@stevejordan7275 super valid question
Captain Dingleberry also im pretty sure white people dont even know what cinco de mayo is celebrating. it celebrates puebla’s battle and not mexico’s independence day like most people think.
1:23
Dawn: “and that’s that sky”
Close captioning dude: _”and sky sky sky”_
"dem crabs be like" HAHA
#thosecrabstho
"you'll always be my vanilla backup" lmao
I'm always expecting Stefon for traveling advice.
Francisco Casillas absolutely & always. the best
Stefon should've showed up as the person Leslie had sex with in Jamaica.
sha11235 Omg😂
Me too 😭
aww I miss Stefon... he was iconic
"Hap! Pretipisations, gonna have it, and if I'm you, cancel that picmic and get it lumbrella. Woo! And the map, we got it wet from here, all the way and here. And? That's that sky!"
colin jost is so cute....lil coconut milkshake
Dawn Lazarus kept on doing the weather in the middle of a debilitating stroke. My hero.
1:43 "But they're FREE..."
Please make this Dawn Lazarus weather report a regular thing. It was the funniest thing SNL has done in a long time.
Go watch some of Kyle Mooney's videos on his Kyle channel. Pretty sure that's where they got the idea for the weather reporter from. Horribly awkward interviews.
Really don't know why they still don't use Kyle, he's the best thing to happen to SNL
Dawn, not Don. It's a woman.
sha11235 fake news
Griffon we have a weather lady EXACTLY LIKE THIS LADY in Baltimore
3:28 Collins thinking " yeah I went there, what are you gonna do about it"
Shout out to who ever captioned this for basically only doing every other line spoken
"The only place for racism in baseball is on the hats." Thank you, SNL! We are people. We are people, not mascots!
Yeah, but even they're getting rid of that.
Vanessa Bayer aka Dawn Lazarus is awesome! She played that part “flawlessly”. 🤣 She’s in my top 10 favorites of the SNL alumni. Can’t believe she left but she felt it was time to let someone else do the job and it was her decision and wasn’t fired.
Fun Trivia of the day: At the time of her departure, she was the show's all-time longest-serving female cast member with 149 episodes, but has since been surpassed by Kate McKinnon.
I hope Leslie's story was real. She deserves to be in love after working so hard. And she looked so cute telling it. Plus: 🦀🦀🦀.
I think it was a joke.
too much! hilarious!
@MaxFlynn hahahahaha an eye exam! that is hilarious, handsome.
She needs to change her haircut.
Google "How Stella Got Her Groove Back"
is Leslie scuttling when she mimics the crabs? I'm dead
Colins laugh after Leslie talked about crabs LMFAOOO
Vanessa Bayer is adorable. *Hap!*
I like the way white guy says the news. He has a newsy voice
T Stanton lmao
I love you and your way with words (I am not being sarcastic)
Yeah, uh.......white guy gotta name.
Awwww Colin Jost doing the crab action at the end 😍😍😍😍😍
Love me some Leslie Jones...l like how she gets flirty with colin.
Leslie is hysterical
tbh everyones crushing in Colin
3:28 is my favorite part. Why is he oddly cute? Hahaha
Vanessa Bayer's bit was amazing. That was actually perfect
Leslie and Colin's interactions are so cute.❤
She looks like a masculine version of Dennis Rodman.
Its kind of like she's singing a Sia song ;P you partially understand but its mostly a question mark lol
Lol I love their reactions after the crab joke didn't land the way they expected 😂
dawn sounds like she's having a stroke
Colin is king.
Dawn's dialogue is HILARIOUS!
Leslie as the crabs! Lmao!!
You know what I'm sayin!?! Huh?!? (slaps the shit out of Colin) 😂😂
Dawn Lazarus had us in pain with laughter. Kudos to Vanessa. That cannot be easy to do.
The weatherman part is gold.
When Leslie did the crab bit, she was channeling Bill Hader 😂
Whenever I'm upset I watch Colin jost & SNL. I feel like how beautiful the world is!
I love Leslie. Best smile in show business. You go girl.
They should've brought who Leslie had sex with on and it be a surprise old member of SNL.
that'd be hilarious! maybe in a future bit?
sha11235 Tim Meadows as The Ladies Man
“its a big nervous mkay?” big mood
The crab imitation was the first time I laughed in this episode
I've shouted have my babies at a giants game to madison bumgarner. My dad was there so it was kind of like my coming out party too. We don't go to games anymore...
Glad Leslie Jones has a sure spot on these Weekend Updates, but is there not enough news to fill 7 minutes? I feel like these Weekend Updates used to have more "news" in the Seth Meyers era.
nothing beats the norm and/or colin quinn eras tho
dawn lazarus is one of the greatest skits of all time
The jokes that get groans are my favorites
One of the BEST Weekend Updates....loved it!!!
"Hundreds of free trips to Mexico" :)
Dawn Lazarus, instant love for this new character.
HYSTERICAL ~ thank you for the belly laughs
Gotta whoosh and it's in danger. 😂😂😂
I swear I can hear Questlove from the roots laughing in the background
I love how they aren't afraid to push the limits!
Dawn Lazarus is such a great character because there's no way all of that nonsense is written on cue cards.
6:56you would be amazed at how many people there are that don't understand the correlation between cutting a can prior to cutting a tomato LOL
That joke about Hillary and Pennsylvania was brutally good and his reaction after the crowds reaction made it even better. Keep that shit up.
I ship Leslie Jones and Colin Jost wayyy too much -_-
Mabelcorn N. I don't mind Colin but Lesley is not funny at all to me
I love it when jokes just 💣💣💣💣!!!!!!!!🤣👍🏾🍻
I died laughing at the weather girl
laughed so hard at the weather
I'm screaming! Too funny!
Colin Jost is so yummy-looking..😍❤
Natasha Stargazer sorry, he's Johansson's
He's Michaels
I have confessions to make...
I love Vanessa Bayer! I hate Trump!
UNC GRAD unc unc unc... everything she does reminds me og jacob
I love Vanessa Bayer too.
Jost is a stud
The crab dance
Good to see Ernie Hudson getting work on SNL.
Leslie Jones and Dawn Lazarus killed me😂😂😂😂😂
7:40 I don't think Jones was kidding, she really wants that vanilla milkshake to come over and "watch" :D
Dawn Lazarus would be a HUGE improvement over the meteorologist we have in our city!
That was hysterical!
happy for you Leslie...
doesnt she look happy folks? 😄
Hap!
Best show ever.
"Have you ever had sex with a bunch of crabs watching you?" Love that part, so funny! The Leslie Jones segment is my favorite!
The weather girl sounds like the people on Cloud Atlas
Couldn't stop laughing at 1:40!!
i believe the existing technical term for the phrase "YAASSSS QUEEN" is in fact, 'YAAASSSSSS QUEEN WORK'
Oh my god, Leslie. ♥️♥️
dont worry colin. you'll always be MY little vanilla bean
Leslie Jones is so funny I love her so much!!
Meteorologist had me crying
Ddem crabs was like .. lololol
The crabs 🦀 🦀 🦀 hahaha
Dawn Lazarus another underrated weekend update character that is so y'all of frame worthy